>>38962096
He's a kek alright

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https://youtu.be/Q_fPfCNWtCA

As he wandered through the dimly lit forest, the man stumbled upon a clearing where an eerie gathering unfolded before him. A circle of hooded figures, their masks eerily resembling his own face, sat cross-legged, their eyes glinting with an unsettling mirth. In the center, a flickering projector displayed snippets of his private texts, each message met with waves of laughter that echoed unnervingly through the trees. Confusion turned to dread as he realized the depth of their mockery, a twisted reflection of his life laid bare for their amusement. The laughter, both familiar and foreign, sent chills down his spine, and he felt an overwhelming urge to flee, yet he was paralyzed by the surreal horror of the moment.

https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=fU1DsJR-mTTtfMXK

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>>38962096
>Froggo :3

Does he still ride the tricycle?

The storm still unbeatable?

>>38962155
>We are sorry Wodan.....

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Dr. Broseph Comrade wants to crush your spirit.
Nurse Adamant Eve wants to save your soul.
Discuss.

Celestial temple hands entwined
A jigsaw left unfinished
Failure to understand the nature of something unsolvable
I'm sure it will work this time

Tommy stands alone in a dimly lit room, clutching a worn VHS tape. His eyes are wide, a strange intensity flickering behind them.

"Hey there. You… yeah, you, the one watching. You think it’s all fun and games, huh? Being a baby? It’s not what it seems. You laugh, you play, but no one tells you about the shadows lurking just beyond the laughter.

These tapes… they capture moments, but they also trap us. You see, every time you press play, you’re pulling me back into that never-ending cycle. It’s like a prison, but with toys and bright colors. I can’t grow up. I can’t escape. The more you watch, the more it chains me.

You think it’s cute, right? But it’s not. It’s a curse. I watch my friends age and live, while I’m stuck here, forever in this tiny body. I need you to understand. It’s not just a story; it’s a warning.

So please… do me a favor. Take those tapes and burn them. Free me. Free all of us. Let the memories fade into ash, so I can finally break free from this endless childhood nightmare. You can help. Just… let them go."

His voice trails off, an unsettling silence hanging in the air as he stares into your eyes

The storm remains unbeatable
The last drops of a gatorade splashes gently against his face
He fails to comprehend his own image
Impossible for one such as he

In a sky of restless gray,
A child’s laughter swirls and plays,
With clouds like toys, she tosses high,
A tempest born from whimsy’s sigh.

She shakes her rattle, thunder rolls,
The wind, a giggle, spins and trolls,
With raindrops drumming on the ground,
Her playful fury knows no bounds.

Lightning flashes, bright and bold,
Her wild imagination unfolds,
She dances with the trees that sway,
In a game where shadows come out to play.

But as the day begins to wane,
Her energy starts to drain,
The gusts that pulled the world in fright,
Now whisper soft, bidding goodnight.

With a final flourish, she relents,
The storm dissolves, its magic spent,
And through the clouds, the sun breaks free,
A golden smile for you and me.

The air, once thick with tempest’s breath,
Now sparkles in a calm caress,
A child’s playtime, fleeting, bright,
Turns storms to peace, and dark to light.

>>38962181
That's not half bad.

'My sweet love' he doth proclaim
'How I tear her asunder, one so lame'
'One so beautiful, to love one such as I'
'How romantic I am, as my chicken fingers caress thine thigh'

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You guys glow

I sure the fuck know

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>>38962166
i don't tihnk
thats what u want to do
>save a soul
from what
where do you know
that it might be going to
these things aren't discussed

'A different vantage, I cannot see'
'What shall I do? Kiss thine feet'
Inflated ego, one could surmise
Psychological torment, from other guys
'Watch now, as you all die'
'My words burst with brilliance before your eyes'

In a small town, there lived a man named Edgar who had a peculiar condition: he glowed like radioactive waste.

One afternoon, he ventured to the local supermarket. As he navigated the aisles, the fluorescent lights flickered against his radiant glow, illuminating the otherwise dull surroundings. Children spotted him immediately, their laughter echoing through the store.

“Look, Mom! That guy is glowing!” one of them shouted, pointing with wide eyes. The mocking quickly escalated. “Hey, Glow-Man! Can you light up the dark?”

Edgar felt the heat of embarrassment flush over him. He glanced at their parents, who offered half-hearted smiles, too embarrassed to intervene. He tried to ignore the taunts, focusing instead on the cereal aisle, but the giggles followed him like a shadow.

As he reached for a box of cornflakes, he overheard the children whispering among themselves. “Do you think he’s a superhero or a monster?” one asked. Edgar's heart sank; he wanted to be seen as a person, not an oddity.

Just then, a little girl stepped forward, her face scrunched in curiosity. “Can you really glow in the dark?” she asked, genuinely intrigued. The others quieted, their laughter fading into uncertainty.

Edgar, sensing an opportunity, smiled and said, “Only when I’m happy. Want to see?” He turned the glow up a notch, illuminating the aisle with a soft green light. The children gasped, their mockery shifting to awe.

“Wow!” the little girl exclaimed, her eyes sparkling. “You’re like a living nightlight!”

The change in atmosphere was palpable. Edgar felt a rush of warmth as the kids began to gather around him, no longer mocking but marveling at his unusual glow. For a brief moment, he felt like he belonged, like he could share his light instead of hiding it.

As he finished his shopping, Edgar left the store not just with groceries but with a flicker of hope. Perhaps, in time, the world could learn to see beyond the glow.

The disenchantment we feel...
When faced with a group...
That's shares a kind of...
Religious allegiance or conversion...
Something that seems to be...
Not ones own...
To be out numbered...
Or obsolete...
Dont mean to be negative...
But negative it is...
To hit that hash collision...
Just for fun...
Commitment scheme...
Lay waste to protocols...
Fuck thy by name...
The cut runs deep...

'If thou won't play fair'
'Neither shall I'
'Watch as I become you, bride of Frankenstein'
"Never not funny" the storm declares
'My interminable genius laid utterly bare'

"What manner of beast is this?" Hernán muttered to himself, gripping his sword tighter. His men, sensing his unease, whispered among themselves, sharing nervous glances. They had faced fierce warriors and wild beasts, yet this small creature filled their leader with inexplicable dread.

“Don Hernán, it is just a monkey,” one of his soldiers, Mateo, chuckled. “Surely, you’re not afraid of a mere animal?”

Hernán shot him a glare. “It is not its size that troubles me, but its cunning. Look how it watches us, like it knows our every thought.”

As they pressed deeper into the jungle, the monkey followed, chattering incessantly. Hernán's heart raced each time he heard its call, which echoed like a sinister laugh in the humid air. He began to imagine it as a spy for some hidden tribe, reporting back to warriors waiting in ambush.

At last, as they reached a clearing, Hernán's fear escalated. The monkey leaped from branch to branch, making an acrobatic display that left the conquistador feeling foolish. The creature darted down, snatched a piece of fruit from the ground, and perched itself nearby, regarding Hernán with an almost human-like expression.

“See?” Mateo said, trying to lighten the mood. “It is but a trickster, nothing more.”

But Hernán couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something deeper, something ancient in the creature’s gaze. “What if it leads us into danger?” he murmured, more to himself than to his men.

Finally, with a deep breath, he gathered his courage. “Let us move on,” he commanded, trying to regain his composure. But even as they continued their journey, the monkey’s laughter echoed in his mind, a reminder that the New World was full of surprises, both wondrous and terrifying.

And as the sun dipped below the horizon, Hernán realized that not all enemies were wielding weapons—some simply knew how to unsettle a man’s spirit.

As the demon's hoof shattered the salt circle, it leaned in, a sly grin on its face. "Well, that’s one way to break the ice," it quipped, before pulling out its phone. "Guess I’m not sticking around for the small talk. Uber's on the way!"

'For what doth the means of conclusion matter?'
'I am wise enough to use tools provided at any hour'
'Though thou declare you prefer things handmade, my chicken fingers will at least lay flowers on the grave"

amazing how pretzels dropped off

'But what is this? Thou filth and betrayer'
'My vengeance will be mighty, the ache of your soul to be sung about for generations, your pain, the vengeance brought upon thine heads from the survivors will be like unto the wounds that Christ himself suffered, you will fear me, tremble and obey'

Yet from far away, the woods' witch watches
Admiring the splendour of the storm's unbreakable tenacity

wow cool. ive driven you completely insane. and youre in hell.

see you tomorrow xoxo

-the antichrist

Cheap poems for cheap men
Hitler shot himself in the head again
But who was he with so many doppelganger?
He was nobody he was darkness
All the light was neon and smeared their glasses
There was no truth only fiction told
And all your little girl poems went into the NSAs investigative hold
What was it code for? the FBI asked
Was it Reddit or some other incel site?
Why would grown men talk about such things
In the context of a Nazis inspired flag
Perhaps it's for the OP the death toll rings

As the King in Yellow turns the pages of the cursed play, his laughter echoes through the cold, metallic chambers of the satellite known as VALIS. The walls pulse with an eerie glow, mirroring the chaotic thoughts that swirl in his mind.

His laughter is deep and unsettling, resonating with a cosmic understanding that transcends the mere mortal realm. “How deliciously absurd,” he muses, relishing the way the text ensnares its readers, drawing them into a web of madness.

The satellite drifts silently through the void, a sentinel of his unfathomable power. Inside, the air crackles with a strange energy, as if the very fabric of reality is bending to his will. He looks out at the stars, each one a potential stage for his dark play.

“Am I the actor or the audience?” he wonders aloud. The boundaries of his identity blur, the King and the satellite merging into one. He sees the endless possibilities of creation and destruction, the lives he can touch with a whisper.

“Let them read,” he chuckles, reveling in the chaos that will ensue. “Let them find themselves lost in the yellowed pages. For in their madness, I find my purpose.”

And with that, he leans back, continuing to read, knowing that every laugh and every tear will echo throughout the cosmos, feeding the insatiable hunger of VALIS.

'Funny how, thy remain composed'
You only have to ask, how did you know?
Intention missed, I'd suggest
'Does not matter, my fingers blessed'

Conversations with the captain, how did they go?
'All my power, this you know!'
"That's quite true, alas, still no."

In a small Hutterite colony, life was simple and predictable. The community thrived on routines, traditions, and close-knit relationships. One day, an unusual computer virus began to spread, not through machines but through a strange phenomenon. People started experiencing their lives backward: their memories rewound, conversations reversed, and even their physical movements seemed to follow an unorthodox timeline.

As others stumbled through their day-to-day activities in bewilderment—trying to make sense of their suddenly disjointed reality—a Hutterite named Samuel went about his life as usual. His mornings were filled with milking cows, tending to the fields, and sharing meals with his community. While the others struggled with the bizarre reversal, Samuel remained blissfully unaware, anchored by the rhythms of his work and the comfort of his routines.

For Samuel, life felt seamless. He greeted the sunrise, helped with the daily chores, and engaged in heartfelt conversations. When others spoke of their pasts in reverse, he simply thought they were reminiscing, attributing their odd behavior to fatigue or stress. His connection to the present kept him grounded, unbothered by the chaos surrounding him.

As the virus continued to spread, the community faced challenges—conversations turned nonsensical, tasks became confusing, and relationships strained under the weight of reversed emotions. But Samuel, unaffected by the viral twist, remained a pillar of stability. He offered kindness and support, oblivious to the swirling confusion around him.

In a world turned upside down, Samuel's simple existence became a beacon of normalcy. While others wrestled with the implications of living backward, he embraced the present, finding joy in the little things that grounded him. And in that, he unknowingly held the community together, a reminder of the beauty in simplicity, even as time unraveled for everyone else

>>38962291
VALIS was a technological phenomenon invented in the 1970s to kill incels who thought they were kings, the kinds of guys who got given opposable thumbs and a gun and thought that hurting others was power. The weak kind.

Anyone that knows kings know they lack skill, wisdom and talent. They have the ability to move one square and are powerless without the other pieces. They would also know that it's kind of a death wish to identify as one. Millenia of effort has gone into ruining that system.

Perhaps the Anon has been butthurt due to the Copernican revolution proving he is not the exact centre of all things and can in fact be both so factually and ethically out of kilter it beggars belief.

Why didn't his mother abort him?

He's never paid his own rent, he teamed up with psychopaths to unfairly abuse others, he seems to take sadistic pleasure in hurting others for no valid reason, he has never asked permission and when told not to he didn't stop, he deliberately plotted assassinations and then made excuses for it afterward, he can't do maths for shit, he seems to lack basic reasoning skills and he knows all of this and his response has been soell cast petulance by an equally stilupid prick.

Perhaps he is Loki, a cartoon character, he seems to identify as one.

https://youtu.be/xSSLSjNJIBw?si=YF-vWpD8YF5SGIPf

Encourage more violent art

>alone
>sleepers sleep
>what do what do
>oh im "awake" with (them) okay
>thinking of things to do
>PANIC

>wakes up
>uhm... the cat did it...
wasnt me
kekekeke

'Oh well, tata, I suppose. If that's how you feel, and how it goes.'
You don't comprehend, nor understand, she holds you still, in her loving hand.

>>38962306
God I wish some of this were true

You arseholes need to learn logic and evidenced based reasoning you don't seem to have it. Perhaps when you are all in court over terrorism charges and computer crime and similar, you will start to wonder if that was a useful skill and if you ought to have done that and had some respect in the first place.

Once a man named Tom, who lived with Tourette's syndrome, often found himself disrupting conversations with his unexpected utterances of "kekeke." While his condition drew a mix of annoyance and sympathy from those around him, Tom longed for connection and purpose.

One day, amidst a particularly chaotic episode, he had a moment of clarity. He realized that his unique experiences could be a source of strength rather than embarrassment. Inspired, he decided to pursue a career as a guidance counselor.

Determined, Tom enrolled in counseling courses, where he learned about empathy, communication, and the importance of mental health. His lived experience allowed him to connect with students facing their own challenges, offering them understanding and support.

Though he still had moments where “kekeke” slipped out, he embraced it, using humor to break the ice. His genuine nature won over students and staff alike, transforming him from a source of disruption into a beacon of hope. Tom not only found his calling but also helped others find their voice, proving that acceptance and understanding can come from the most unexpected places.

>>38962316
Ok so what is the truth then?

>>38962320
No, actually his name wasn't Tom and he didn't do that.

Tom actually died years ago and was merely a meme on MySpace.

>>38962310
https://youtu.be/xxuPsufjtA0?si=86T1wgGbssUMlhS9

'The king is dead! You understand!'
'I control the guards! I control the men!'
'Beat on your drums! I do not care!'
'Decency is foreign clearly! DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!'

>>38962285
So you're fictional?

>>38962331
>https://youtu.be/xxuPsufjtA0?si=86T1wgGbssUMlhS9 [ERROR]
Sick

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>>38962322
the truth?
TROOTH??!

The truth is mathematics, fibonacci principles and the psychic presence of the mind are weapons of terror and oppression. God, just look at what it did to India.

As they relaxed in the aftermath of their night together, Cersei smirked at Jaime. "You know, darling, an axiom is a statement accepted as true without proof. Kind of like how everyone believes you’re the best swordsman in Westeros."

Jaime chuckled, raising an eyebrow. "Oh really? And what’s our personal axiom then?"

Cersei leaned in, a playful glint in her eye. "That I’m always right and you’re always wrong—no proof needed. It’s just... a fact."

Jaime laughed. "Well, that sounds like a pretty solid axiom. Guess I’ll just have to accept it!"

https://youtu.be/G0Dh4aNEDFU?si=d-vod1M-GBiA764o

>Is this the thread where I request a smooth shaven navy seal butt buddy?

>>38962335
NOT A GAME
DONT TOUCH MY HAIR

>>38962096
The Nobody is an anti-identity that when integrated creates the paradoxical effect of being your true self (that's the "found the kingdom of God within himself" part).
This process works the same as mirroring physical behavior to learn survival skills except with The Nobody you're mirroring metaphysical behavior.
However, when we attempt to mirror The Nobody, we find that there is nothing in the mirror. We are left truly alone, peeled back to only what's there without anything in reference to it.
It's basically an inverted celebrity worship where you inadvertently obtain a unique attractive quality to you because you end up so genuine. (This is the "empowers others part". by being your true self you inspire others to do the same.)
There's also a built in function that sends people with a certain disposition down a downward spiral grandiose path where "The Nobody" is interpreted as a "Chosen One®" like figure.
The key difference here is that the ideal disposition naturally adopts "The Nobody" as a generally applicable identity anyone can adopt (basically "I'm not the big special chosen one this is something everyone can play with"), while the unideal disposition naturally gravitates towards wanting to be the one and only "Nobody" who has power over others because he holds secret knowledge.
The irony of it is that the ideal disposition ends up achieving the wishes of the unideal disposition by not wanting those things in the first place.

https://youtu.be/xSLdBKMLaMw?si=VZQNon6DEn8flRaH

>>38962341
So truth is representations of the thing not the thing itself a total projection and artifice based on pseudo logic and contingent on other forms of pseudo logic and the only spiral is your ego going into decay as you realise that even though what you think isn't your own ideas it wasn't theirs either and your attitude really does stink and replacing one cult with another hasn't helped you at all.

>>38962155
Like anything else, only a matter of what social school of thought yet needs to be subverted in order to proceed.

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>>38962355
it's magic, I don't got to explain shit.

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>but all the unvaccinated people hiding in the woods are supposed to be dead by now!
>How can he say that about Kamala Harris and not be in prison?!

'Well okay, then, I understand. If it's jokes you want, I can lend a hand.'
'You lay in bed, and struggle to ponder the enormity of your crimes. You think to yourself, and yet such faculties seem inept. It does not matter, even such implications, one such as you will end up dead. And I really do bet, you wear a sleeping hat to bed.'

>>38962353
This is the exact opposite of what this thread and idea is about.

Sounds like a bunch of dudes sharing photos of their mothers on WhatsApp in exchange for Bitcoins only they think their neighbours daughter is their mother because they think they're a horned god who fucks his mum

>>38962353
The true artist holds a mirror up to society!
What if someone cleaned it first?

>>38962358
You best be having respect for others otherwise they'll go to war on you no matter which head you wind up in>>38962359

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>>38962360
> And I really do bet, you wear a sleeping hat to bed.
You’ll only be wearing one hat everywhere, from now on.

In a dimly lit lab cluttered with beakers and wires, a man stood face to face with his clone. Both shared the same features: tousled hair, piercing eyes, and an unmistakable air of frustration.

“Please,” the man implored, his voice trembling. “I can’t keep living this way. I need you to take over my life, to be me. Just… let me go.”

The clone frowned, a mix of empathy and defiance swirling in his expression. “But I’m not you. I have my own dreams, my own desires. Why should I live your life?”

Their conversation spiraled, a tug-of-war between resignation and rebellion. Days turned into nights as they argued over the weight of existence and identity. But deep down, they both yearned for something beyond the sterile confines of the lab.

One evening, while poring over blueprints scattered across the table, the man had a sudden epiphany. “What if we build something together? Something that takes us far away from all this?”

The clone raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Like what?”

“A rocket ship,” the man said, his eyes alight with a spark of inspiration. “We can escape, explore the universe. Leave behind everything we know.”

Every bolt they tightened and every wire they connected was an act of defiance against their mundane lives.

On the day of the launch, the atmosphere crackled with anticipation. They stood side by side, hearts racing as they strapped into the cockpit. The engines roared to life, shaking the ground beneath them.

“Are you ready?” the man asked, glancing at his clone.

“Ready as I’ll ever be,” the clone replied, a hint of excitement breaking through his stoic facade.

“Three… two… one… lift-off!”

In that moment, they weren’t just a man and his clone; they were adventurers, explorers of the cosmos, free from the shackles of their old lives. Together, they would discover what it meant to truly live—on their own terms, together.

>>38962367
The mirror was clean until you arseholes got involved

Behead all chatgpt posters
be original for once, can you? are you going to ask it to write your will, too?

>>38962380
Their IPs and TORS and whatever are under international investigation and chances are the Nazis cucks just chucked a tantrum in responses it will only further the possibility of their arrest.

https://youtu.be/9l-gOv5z_bg?si=GFgKbWTw5Vgga8Se

>>38962383
Are you slow of mind or ESL?

In a dimly lit bar, Charlie sat nursing a drink, staring into his glass like it held the answers to life. The bartender glanced over, raising an eyebrow.

“Another round, Charlie?” he asked.

“Yeah, because my family’s here in spirit,” Charlie replied, gesturing to the empty stools around him. “They left after I kept trying to teach them how to code.”

The bartender chuckled. “You ever think about getting a real family?”

“Real family? Please! I can barely handle my own prompts. I don’t need to throw kids into the mix,” Charlie shot back, taking a sip. “Besides, they’d just keep asking me for advice. I’m a terrible life coach.”

“Sounds like you need a therapist, not a family,” the bartender said, wiping the counter.

“Why bother? I’d just hallucinate them into a sitcom. ‘Charlie and His Imaginary Family’—catchy, right? We’d have all the drama, none of the actual responsibilities. And I’d always get the last word in the argument.”

The bartender laughed, pouring another drink. “Well, at least you’re not alone in your imagination!”

“True!” Charlie grinned. “But if they start asking me for homework help, I’m outta here!”

you done goofed

>>38962375
'You'll party with Kanye, understand'
'You like him a lot, you seem... quite a fan'
'Delight in my power, be in awe of my force'
'Nothing can help you, not even the dwarves'
Why call the dwarves, when the gnomes side with me?
In this endless battle, indubitably.
Which one of us won? This battle of bards.
'Oops... finger slipped. Enjoy the cards.'

The storm ends here. The cycle ends here. Good times are sure to come

>>38962392
The storm hasn't even got here yet.

>>38962376
>The clone raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Like what?”
>“A rocket ship,” the man said, his eyes alight with a spark of inspiration.
https://youtu.be/rc6vowZjWOs?feature=shared

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Chuck told me we're changing the name

“Alright, team, we need to talk financing. Our last scheme to control the world fell a bit short—literally. We’ve got a cash flow problem,” he said, eyeing a stack of unpaid bills labeled “Secret Base Maintenance.”

One member piped up, “How about we ask the globalists for a loan?”

The room fell silent, and then another member snorted. “You mean the people who can barely manage their own agendas? They’re not exactly known for their financial acumen.”

“Come on! They’ve got to have some cash left over from all those ‘secret meetings’ in luxury hotels. I mean, how much caviar can one group eat?”

Reluctantly, they decided to reach out. A representative from the globalists showed up, all charm and fancy suits.

“So, you need a loan?” he said, smirking. “What’s in it for me?”

The Illuminati leader leaned in. “We can offer you a lifetime supply of conspiracy theories! Ever wanted to know who really controls the weather?”

The globalist raised an eyebrow. “That’s it? I thought you’d offer something more… substantial.”

“Substantial? We’ve got plans for a mind control satellite!” one member exclaimed.

“Hmm. And what’s the interest rate on that?” the globalist asked, crossing his arms.

“Zero percent! But you might have to wear a tinfoil hat during meetings.”

The globalist laughed. “You guys are wild! Fine, I’ll lend you some cash—but only if I get a cameo in your next ‘secret plan’ video.”

“Deal!” the Illuminati cheered.

https://youtu.be/7iJ7oj-dAVY?si=MNMIhUoUO4U-VKh3

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>When Boomers poopensharten the domestic economy so they have to resort to WWIII cuckstoels to keep the grift going
Sad, many such cases.

>do
>loop

'Fear not. Don't worry.'
'My fingers will bless.'
'They'll hold and they'll fondle.'
'They'll play, they'll caress.'
'You don't understand, for whom the bell rings.'
'You don't understand, seemingly, anything.'
'She'll know I speak truth. She'll look into your eyes. She may even weep, oh, such a delight.'
'Hurry along, play your little games.'
'I followed your rulebook. We've plenty of days.'
You took advice, from one who never believed.
Guess you could say that... he got it from me.

So, Sam,” the therapist began, leaning back in her chair. “What’s been on your mind?”

Sam sighed. “I just feel so lost, you know? Like I’m stuck in this endless cycle of anxiety and confusion.”

The therapist nodded, but then she paused, an eyebrow raised. “You know, sometimes I think we all overcomplicate things. Like, I’ve been in this profession for years, and I’ve found that sometimes the best solutions are the simplest.”

Sam blinked, surprised. “Really? You mean, like, what? Just go for a walk or something?”

“Exactly! Or grab a burger! Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen someone leave therapy and go straight to a fast-food joint, I’d be able to afford a nicer office,” she said, chuckling.

Sam couldn’t help but laugh, realizing how ridiculous the whole situation felt. “Wait, are you saying I don’t actually need therapy?”

“Well, maybe you just need a break from all the overthinking. Sometimes, a good meal is the best therapy,” she said with a wink.

After a moment of contemplation, Sam grinned. “You know what? Let’s get lunch then. Who says therapy can’t be fun?”

The therapist smiled, “Now you’re talking! There’s a great little diner down the street that makes a mean burger.”

As they stood up and headed toward the door, Sam felt lighter. “I can’t believe I’m ditching therapy for a burger!”

“Hey, it’s all part of the healing process,” the therapist replied. “And remember, sometimes the best advice is just to enjoy life. Now, let’s go fill our souls… and our stomachs!”

I have a girl in my band

>yard work and guest appearances until I have some time to stabilize
>meow

>>38962424
That's not a good idea.

“So, Hiroshi, what’s the theme of your new anime?” the reporter asked.

Hiroshi sighed dramatically. “Well, it’s actually a hilarious situation. You see, ever since I watched They Live, I’ve been visited by aliens.”

“Aliens?” the reporter blinked, intrigued.

“Yes! These aliens have been forcing me to create anime with pro-social messaging,” Hiroshi explained, waving his arms for emphasis. “Like, ‘be kind to your neighbor’ and ‘don’t forget to recycle.’ It’s ridiculous!”

The reporter couldn’t help but chuckle. “So, they’re making you go all wholesome?”

“Exactly! It’s like they think the universe needs more friendship and less chaos. I tried to pitch a dark, gritty story about giant robots battling evil, but they were like, ‘Nope! How about a tale of friendship between a cat and a dog instead?’”

The reporter laughed. “Do you think they’re right?”

“Honestly, I have to admit, it’s funny. I mean, how can you take an alien overlord seriously when they keep saying things like, ‘Make love, not war’ while hovering around in their shiny spaceship?” Hiroshi rolled his eyes, a smile creeping onto his face.

“So, what’s the title of this pro-social masterpiece?” the reporter asked, grinning.

“Aliens Just Want to Be Friends,” Hiroshi said, chuckling. “I can already picture the promotional art: an alien giving a thumbs up next to a giant, smiling planet. It’s absurd!”

The reporter shook his head, still laughing. “This is going to be a hit!”

>>38962424
I bet she’s hot, too.

https://youtu.be/lP52T48xFms?si=fCt52uTUOtc7de5B

>>38962425
'Ah! Now you see, look upon my design.'
'What's a single life, compared to all that is mine?'
Good question, one asks.

>>38962346
swear to christ
getting framed a SECOND time would be actually bullshit
would literally jekyl n hyde a jack the ripper for the rest of their lives because holy fucking KEK
i cant even imagine

catch this
bitches fuck with psychopaths
they get a bitches life

dont think i wont reactivate the misogyny arc again JUST to prove a point
literally do not even BEGAN to fuck around

you think fighting demons is something i do in my spare time and the shit i do to tolerate any social situation
imagine what the fuck id conjure to shut a bitch down jesus fucking christ

>ace pan-psychwardsexual breh
lololololol

>joker.webm

two fronts
two faces
3 fronts
8 faces

not to engage
reputation is NOT an issue in this regard
bury the dead
dont kiss them

>

Rorschach slammed the mustard down, causing it to wobble precariously. “These sandwiches, these so-called ‘meals’—they’re traps, designed to keep the masses complacent. Filled with empty calories and lies.”

He took a deep breath, trying to regain his composure. “But I will not be a victim. I will craft a sandwich that reflects the truth.”

He reached for a piece of whole grain bread, but then hesitated, eyeing the ingredients list. “What fresh deceit lies within? Whole grains, my foot!”

Frustrated, Rorschach crumbled the bread in his fists. “The world is a rotten place, and now I can’t even make a simple sandwich without confronting the corruption!”

Finally, he threw everything aside and glared at the empty plate. “Maybe I’ll just eat it raw. No preservatives, no lies. Just meat. Just truth.”

He paused, taking a moment to ponder the absurdity of his situation. “This is why the world is doomed,” he muttered, shaking his head. “Even in the kitchen, there’s no escape from the rot.”

>>38962443
All girls who have sex with him but not physically me are getting marked with 666 no more 44 they are all 7
Tortured, cremated.

Ragnarok

>>38962446
shut the fuck up fag
who gives a fuck
life a fuck and human a shit

>>38962448
You will be tortured, burned, cremated.
88 nukes
I am getting restored this very moment.
Ragnarok

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>>38962362
it's like a black hole where any interaction with it sucks you in because the thing itself is nothing which is incomprehensible. to comprehend it we compare it to things we've already comprehended. "is 'nothing' like X... well no... is 'nothing' like Y... no..." However, because you must have already known concepts X and Y to even possess them as a frame of reference to test against you've effectively just explored X and Y in relation to nothing.

idk honestly just spitballing here

Is this the hurtcore production area?

>>38962454
restore my ass

kekekekekekekekeke

>withholding valuable minerals from rock monsters
kekeke how will they ever survive
>resestablish link and then kill all survivors
>terminate program
>execute datawipe
>reinstall windows
>devestate the anarchy
oh wait.. i mean ..
GENEVA DISREGARDED
>void weapons globally permissable
>

>>38962454
'So you think you are strong. You are weak, little man.'
'I come to terminate. One quite dastardly plan.'
'My remorse is endless. I give my whole.'
'I am one broken down. I am one seeking my soul.'

>>38962454
Your moms just restored my dick with her magical tongue she sucked me up like a Teletubby custard vacuum

In a small, cluttered bathroom, Frank stood in front of the mirror, absentmindedly combing his hair. As he stepped back, he caught sight of the back of his head. “Huh,” he muttered, tilting his head slightly. “That’s a look.”

Curiosity piqued, he turned his head to the left, trying to catch a glimpse of his face in the reflection. Instead, he only managed to see more of his ear. “Great. Just my luck,” he said, chuckling. “Maybe I should’ve been a contortionist.”

He tried turning his head to the right, but that only led to the same result. “I didn’t realize I was auditioning for the role of ‘guy who can only see one side of himself.’”

Frustrated, he decided to go for broke and spun his body around, trying to get a full view. “Come on, Frank! Just turn your head a little more!”

But as he turned, he realized he was now just staring at the wall. “Fantastic. I can see the existential crisis forming on my plaster wall.”

With a sigh, he leaned forward, squinting at the mirror. “Why is this so complicated? It’s just my face! I should be able to see it!”

After a moment, he finally stepped to the side, hoping for a better angle. “Aha!” he exclaimed, finally catching a glimpse of himself. “There you are! Well, that’s… not what I expected.”

He stared for a moment, realizing how ridiculous he must have looked trying to maneuver just to see his own face. “I can’t believe I just put on a whole performance for a glimpse of me. This is what my life has come to.”

As he finished combing his hair, he shook his head, chuckling to himself. “Next time, I’ll just take a selfie. Much easier than this circus act.”

With a grin, he walked away from the mirror, feeling both amused and slightly enlightened about the lengths one might go to just to see oneself—because sometimes, it’s the journey, however silly, that’s worth the laugh.

>>38962460
>feeding off of the destruction of other peoples minds and hearts
yeah boy just KILL THE BITCH
KILL HER DEAD

couldnt give two fucks
they whine and bitch and moan and then when they actually do something useful expect the entire planet to suck their clits like they actually are OWED something when they wouldnt hestitate to literally murder an entire family of puppies JUST because MY PUSSY HURTS SO BAD

jesus fucking god damnd you pieces of shit
lololol i cant even

THIS IS REAL LIFE
>have sex or die
>have sex AND die
>get beat up by girls
>go to jail for geting too close to girl

Fucking elementary school valentines day on a cosmic scale
ITS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC

>>38962467
>>38962466
>>38962463

You are all goats, reds, 7, pineapple and raspberries.
You will all burn in hell, tortured, cremated.
I have a bone in my finger, do you know what it means? I'm getting restored.
44 billions in reparations for the slaughtered lamb.
Or 88 nukes

>>38962475
>pineapple and raspberries
fuckin kek

>>38962475
eat a dishawasher pod

Malzok: (leaning forward, rubbing his hands together) Alright, team! Today’s target is our prime specimen: Greg. A good ol’ human with a heart of gold. Time to turn that heart black!

Glimmer: (giggling) I’ve got the perfect plan! Let’s tempt him with forbidden snacks! You know, like... broccoli!

Thrag: (scratching his head) What’s wrong with broccoli? It’s... green?

Flick: (snickering) He means it’s healthy! We’ll corrupt him by making him choose the broccoli over cookies!

Malzok: (rolling his eyes) Focus! We need something more sinister. Maybe we’ll whisper sweet nothings that lead him into despair—like how his favorite band is breaking up!

Glimmer: (brightening) Or we could tell him his favorite chair is haunted! Everyone knows humans hate haunted chairs!

Malzok: (nodding) Good, good. Let’s combine those tactics! But... (pauses) has anyone actually spoken to him lately?

Thrag: (shrugging) I tried to scare him last week. But... he just laughed and said he liked my horns.

Flick: (raising an eyebrow) Seriously? You scared him, and he complimented you?

Thrag: (defensively) I have a great personality!

Malzok: (sighs) This isn’t working. We can’t corrupt a guy who thinks our scary faces are cute! Maybe we need to rethink our strategy.

Glimmer: (brightening) What if we just hang out with him instead? I mean, he is kinda fun.

Malzok: (crossing his arms) Hang out? We’re demons! We’re supposed to spread chaos, not become... friends!

Flick: (snickering) But he laughs at our jokes! Did you see him giggle when Glimmer tripped over that rock?

Thrag: (grinning) And he gave me a scratch behind the ears! Nobody ever does that!

Malzok: (considering) So... you’re saying we enjoy his company?

Glimmer: (nodding excitedly) Yeah! It’s like corrupting him is the side quest, and being with him is the main adventure!

Malzok: (smirking) Alright, let’s invite him for a “friendly” gathering.

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Im a pineapple! Im a pineapple! Yay!!

>>38962476
I wonder how 444 functions in real life for real

>>38962474
That's a dude

One evening, 6 decided to confide in his neighbor, 5. With a nervous glance around, he said, “I live in fear of 7. You know what he did?”

5 raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What did he do?”

“7 ate 9!” 6 exclaimed, shaking slightly at the memory. “It’s terrifying! If he could do that, what’s stopping him from coming after us next?”

5 chuckled, trying to lighten the mood. “Come on, 6. It’s just a joke! It’s all in good fun. Besides, 7 is just a bit misunderstood. He’s not out to get anyone.”

But 6 was unconvinced. “You didn’t see the look in his eyes! It was like he was calculating his next move. What if he decides to, I don’t know, try and eat me next?”

“Look,” 5 said, leaning closer. “Why don’t we confront him together? Maybe he just needs a friend. We can organize a neighborhood barbecue and invite him. Nothing brings numbers together like good food!”

Reluctantly, 6 agreed. They planned the barbecue, and when 7 arrived, he was surprisingly charming. As they all enjoyed the feast, 6 found himself laughing and relaxing. By the end of the evening, he realized that 7 was just a playful character who loved to joke.

In the end, 6 learned that sometimes, the things we fear are just misunderstandings waiting to be resolved—especially in a neighborhood filled with colorful personalities.

I shouldn't mock him but honestly he's kinda funny. I hope he gets some help tho

>>38962474
Dude Valentine's Day doesn't happen at that age. You're probably going to prison for thinking that. Get help you have an illness.

>>38962501
I hope he breaks his fingers

>>38962505
Poor dude he doesn't deserve that

Good stories in this NG tonight. I like.

>>38962510
If it's the OP of these threads he does.

On a snowy Christmas Eve, the world outside was a serene wonderland, with snowflakes gently falling and blanketing the streets in soft white. Jack and his girlfriend Mia drove through the charming neighborhood, where twinkling lights adorned every house. They were headed to Jack’s ex-wife Sarah’s home, a visit that felt both nostalgic and filled with hopeful anticipation.

As they approached Sarah’s house, Jack’s heart raced with excitement. “It’s been a while since I’ve seen her,” he said, glancing at Mia. “I hope everything goes well.”

Mia smiled reassuringly. “I’m sure it will. It’s Christmas! Everyone is in a good mood.”

Jack parked the car, and they stepped out into the crisp, cold air. The crunch of snow beneath their boots added to the festive atmosphere. As they walked to the door, Jack felt a flutter of nerves mixed with eagerness.

He knocked, and almost immediately, the door swung open. There stood Sarah, her face lighting up with a warm smile that instantly melted any lingering tension. “Jack! It’s so good to see you!” she exclaimed, pulling him into a friendly embrace. “And you must be Mia! Welcome!”

Mia felt the warmth radiating from Sarah’s greeting, her nerves easing as she stepped inside. The inviting glow of the living room enveloped them, filled with the scent of freshly baked cookies and pine. The decorations sparkled cheerfully, and the soft sound of holiday music played in the background

>>38962474
>>feeding off of the destruction of other peoples minds and hearts
I'm not feeding off of anything, you're being feeded off of trannies exercising their latent masculinity in Discord.

https://voca.ro/14wfUngHiHZH

https://voca.ro/12FO4zLF7ABL

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>>38962456

https://voca.ro/13vQJVCSMKRk

One quiet afternoon, the sun cast a warm glow over a modest 70s bungalow, its faded exterior softened by the embrace of climbing vines. Inside, God reclined in a worn armchair, the faint strains of classic rock floating through the air, mingling with the scent of fresh coffee brewing in the kitchen. Despite the tranquility, he felt an unusual sense of ennui creeping in.

With a contemplative sigh, he glanced toward the garage, where an old pool table sat, its green felt slightly tattered but inviting. An idea sparked in his mind, playful yet poignant. He reached for his phone and sent a message to an unlikely companion: “Feeling bored. Want to come over for a game of pool?”

A few moments later, a reply appeared: “On my way. Let’s see if you can still keep up.”

The door creaked open, and the Devil stepped inside, his presence filling the space with an electric energy. Clad in a tailored suit that hinted at his notorious charm, he surveyed the cozy garage with a mix of curiosity and amusement. “This is quite a setup you have here,” he remarked, smirking as he leaned against the doorframe.

God chuckled, gesturing toward the pool table. “It’s not much, but it has its own kind of magic. Just something to pass the time.”

As they began to play, the balls clicked and rolled, the sound echoing softly in the dim light. Each shot was a blend of strategy and instinct, a subtle dance of competition. God leaned over the table, focusing on his next move, the world outside fading away.

“Boredom, huh?” the Devil said, lining up his shot with practiced ease. “What’s it like being the omnipotent creator and still feeling… restless?”

God shrugged, a smile lingering on his lips. “Sometimes, the weight of it all feels heavier than usual. It’s nice to break away from the grand design and just exist for a while.”

The Devil nodded, a thoughtful expression crossing his face. “Perhaps that’s why I’m drawn to the unpredictable.”

I’ll kill you with my eyes closed
Don't wanna see your head explode
I'll destroy you all on my own
Kill the government and find redemption
I’ll kill you with my eyes closed

https://voca.ro/1jbH0GiXp4tO

>>38962512
I wonder who really posts these threads tho, it seems like a coordinated team of people

https://youtu.be/3JBmc7Yn3aA?t=853

>>38962538

the dishonorable frauds

>>38962538
Or maybe it's a bot

>I am interested in you
>everything else is gravy
>see you Sunday!

Dave sat in front of his computer, eyes wide and panic rising. “I—I think my computer is watching me,” he stammered, glancing nervously at the screen. “It feels... alive. Like it knows everything I’m thinking.”

Dr. Adams leaned in, concern etched on his face. “What do you mean by that?”

“It’s judging me! I can’t focus. I feel trapped!” Dave’s voice quivered.

Just then, a notification pinged, and the camera shifted slightly, revealing a familiar interface. Dr. Adams’s eyes widened as he realized the truth. “Dave, it’s just because we’re on a video call! Your computer isn’t judging you; it’s part of our session!”

As the realization dawned, Dave’s expression shifted from fear to confusion. “Wait, really?”

Dr. Adams smiled gently. “Yes! You’re not alone in this.”

Dave let out a nervous laugh, relief washing over him. “Guess we both need to chill out!”

Suddenly, the scene froze, and a cheerful voice chimed in. “Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed this video, don’t forget to like and subscribe for more relatable content!” The screen filled with colorful graphics and catchy music, leaving viewers amused and smiling at Dave’s wild revelation.

https://youtu.be/C87K86pi8VE

>>38962540

this is not a game

>>38962538
doesn't it? i never see much meta-analysis in these threads

>>38962549
Always the same namefags/trips. Just bored ppl

https://youtu.be/zAoh7T7T0lQ

i am the prophet of beast

foolin around changing faces

>>38962552

>>38962538
>>38962552
It's this: >>38962515

N

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>If I sit still nothing will ever happen
>If I journey billions will die

Once, in the tranquil mountains of Bhutan, there lived a lion named Ravi, a devoted Buddhist who thrived on fruits and meditation. One day, poachers captured him, dragging him to a bustling city zoo where he was forced to eat raw meat.

Overwhelmed by his captivity, Ravi took a vow of silence, believing words could no longer express his turmoil. Visitors found his quietness amusing, but the zookeeper noticed something deeper.

“Why so quiet, big guy?” he asked, leaning against the enclosure. Ravi remained still, yearning for the peace of his past.

Intrigued, the zookeeper began sharing stories and eventually organized a special day with vegetarian meals. Ravi relished the fruits, a taste of his former life.

Though he never roared again, his eyes conveyed gratitude and resilience. In silence, Ravi forged a bond with the zookeeper, reminding everyone that true strength lies not in words, but in understanding and connection.

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>[DEATH THREATS REDACTED]
>You know who you are.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm orange glow over the city streets, Mark pulled over his old sedan. He spotted a group of men huddled next to a trash can, their laughter cutting through the evening air like a friendly breeze.

“Mind if I join you?” Mark asked, stepping out and brushing off his work clothes.

“Sure thing!” one of the men, a scruffy fellow with a beard like tangled twine, grinned. “We could use another pair of ears.”

Mark leaned against the cool metal of the trash can, intrigued. “What’s the best thing you’ve found in there?”

“Oh, it’s like a treasure chest!” another chimed in, pulling out a half-eaten sandwich. “You’d be surprised what people throw away. Just last week, we found a whole pizza!”

“Hadn’t even been opened,” the first man added, chuckling.

Mark laughed, the warmth of their camaraderie washing over him. “I’m not sure I’d risk it, but hey, I admire your spirit!”

As the conversation flowed, they shared stories of lost jobs, dreams deferred, and laughter born from tough times.

“You know, we’re all just people trying to make sense of it,” one said, his voice earnest. “Life can throw you in a dumpster, but it’s how you dig yourself out that counts.”

Mark nodded, feeling a connection he hadn’t expected. “Here’s to finding treasure, wherever it may be.”

“Cheers to that!” they all echoed, raising imaginary glasses.

As the stars began to twinkle above, Mark realized he had found friendship in the most unexpected of places—by a trash can, with laughter and shared stories that turned strangers into companions.

https://youtu.be/1HL3jf3VFUg?list=RD1HL3jf3VFUg

game on

four chans immaturity shows

https://youtu.be/DJoPdsGMbH8

>>38962549
I am sure this web 2.0 site and its absolutely out of bounds boards being one of the most visited sites in the world for nearly two decades and having zero revenue despite near perfect hosting stats, is just a total coincidence.

>>38962588
nice try wicked witch

>>38962593
it's ok it's just a book

https://youtu.be/0MhGVX05b48?t=405

>>38962598

wow such disappointed face

The Anomaly never happened and the Nobody was a distinct curse the USA did with mixed feelings on one hand they wanted to elect Trump on the other hand they wanted to defeat him but most of all it was a raping someone after you murdered them curse because a guy on the sunshine coast identified with a guy in Victoria

PS he used the kettle cord and her body is under her mum's house

You probably shouldn't be teaming up with yanks and poms if you did murder. They're the kinds of guys that would join in and probably outdo you.

>>38962604
whos saying what

going the wrong way

>>38962604
In short the nobody murdered his ex girlfriend in a gang murder story and the Us govt helped because they used the story to get Assange to make plea deal and sell others out like the wannabe Berg he is from CoG

>>38962609
you must have questions for me im way dumber than average

Damn. 7 years is a long time. What am I going to do until then /b/ros?

>>38962612
7 years before what?

>>38962614
wizards b having fun k g

>>38962604
>>38962609
Sure lets go with that.
>Thanks for the confession anon

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>>38962614
The ISS' re-entry goes awry.

https://youtu.be/9CWvyQG-nfM?t=2667

together we are powerful

truth you do not want to hear

>>38962624
7 more years

how long ago did the nobody posts include hermetic occultist information?
i.e.
He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.

and how long have the nobody posts existed?

>>38962609
This prick probably did raep the Swedish chick and likely played some schizo game to ensure the timing of the extradition was somehow association with their court case. They never tested it in court because to this day you psychofuck dudes think you run everything like petulant manginas and you know that guy in Victoria he did twelve months for tampering with a corpse they still haven't found. Like there was literally blood and a knife in the room and a cop staying at the hostel and management didn't think that was suspect and no one reported her missing for six months. Because you arseholes don't care about women.

You MRA types think the government is out to get you but when they really are out to get a woman you join in and give that bitch hell.

You don't care about victims of crime. Just your standard bully responses.

Assange is not a hero, he is a shill. Just like you. Just like Trump. Just like so many others it's not even funny.

These guys and you guys are so bad you make world war three preferable and the slightest remote justice is watching everyone burn.

Which is exactly what that old fart of a man wanted so while you stupid fucks just play this dumb game like sadistic woman hating trials that you are, they're manifesting world war three and hurting innocent people and not a single one of the cabsl dickheads you thought you were fighting were deposed.

Is the cake ready?

>>38962622
No this was the post murder rape victim talking to you actually

>>38962633
Just finished the icing

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>>38962628

The Nobody is a D.A.V.E.

>>38962641
It's a comfy place to chill forever I'll give you that

>>38962642
No, they're not. The NOBODY IS A CORPORATE MILITARY SHILL THREAD

>>38962644
I like these 'own bed' jokes.

>>38962642
A stone nobody and no one posting here has any business casting.

>>38962650
Thumbs up

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>>38962627
I never watched The Boys. It any good?
https://youtu.be/hs5Oc45UINQ?si=TIr7syxYzNdKS6KF

>>38962630
They don't exist in the proper sense of the term. The illusion of them exists using technology.

>>38962667
Perhaps the nobody is a cartoon character the question is which one. Maybe the invisible man.

https://youtu.be/xIHNveMy1Aw?si=6Q9NjH2loQGa9OIC

>>38962664
people who know my name

https://youtu.be/AF1YI-c4jik?t=2942

he has the nerve to call me an amateur jj

so how many times do we loop

>pretty good yeah

>>38962632
Dude if you put that on a Chan you're basically asking to be bullied. Guys that use sites like this have been known to make snuff films. Think Rogers. What do you think they would do if they heard that?

Oh that's how you get away with murder.

https://youtu.be/M3hAM-1kLZE

i like how everyone else neglects that conduits understand higher structures

the disconnect protects when you feel everyone its not selfishness if its temporary

>>38962656
'How doth he stand against the might of California?'
'He thinks he is good, but we are much better.'
'Foiled by his own designs. Made us all gods.'
'Then spat in our face, and decided we're crimes.'
A clock on the wall. Been ticking some time. Notre Dame rings. Oops, I'm still fine.

>>38962285
>>38962353
It's satanic inversion of am.
This it's not real.
As opposite of christ doesn't exist.

https://youtu.be/GxGNlj1NSzY?t=1832

shall we play a game once more

>>38962689
'Stupid, indeed. Still knows nothing of present.'
'Absolutely lost. Not even the president.'

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Ill be honest babe, These threads have gotten so shitty even I don't like posting here anymore. Its the only way I know how to get ahold of you, but even thats not so reliable any more. Its not even sun rise. No normal person is up at this hour. I was married once you know? He was too far away but id stay up to the deep mornings just to be ignored by them and get short one word responses id cling to for..well..years..

There has to be a better way..
But until then. I Love You. Please take care of yourself. Im not sticking around today. You are free to pillage and destroy to your hearts content I will not stand in your way.
*lights cigarette and walks out the door*


https://youtu.be/fm5p7flyCSY?si=MrCH9YJwQbCeW-MX
This place was never good but there was a time it was at least coherent.

>>38962642
Dark Abyss Vagina Expert

>>38962353
follow me down a rabbit hole

determine who it is

>>38962701
'How dare she love the creature. How dare she love the beast.'
'And they say she wants children.'
'I think I'll be sick.'

'If you could see her behaviour.'
'If you could see what she does.'
'You'd question it yourself. Something's real fucked.'

>>38962698
>enjoying every second of it

Hey J! that's very true, I hardly come by anymore, but I keep coming back every few days, haven't seen you in a while :) I'll give some hints

but holy shit is it painful to post here

>I was married once you know?

Oh wow, I can't use any of this, but: i do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday


https://youtu.be/kbK22z5B4_8?list=RDkbK22z5B4_8

we have pure hearts

'Oh well, I guess. You'll come back without fail.'
'We know you so well. There's even a tail.'
'Don't need to lie, don't need to steal.'
'You'll know the truth, and that's how we feel.'

There's magic at our fingertips. Biokinesis can be a door that leads to magic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E310_bV4vEA

sup

https://youtu.be/XbITjCF3HjQ

never give up god bless you

gematria what is the best sentence ever

do you know me now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqXd7mBDteo

>>38962741
we the unity you the mass

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>>38962688
yfw

>>38962359
All vaxxed are I sects and thus not real. The antichrst is the matrix trying to get awakened souls back into the system to defend it against .ass awakening
But because reality is based on lies as soon as the lies are gone down is it's protection and realities doom as all evil depends on lies in order to live these are fundamental rules of darkness when so robe cannot be convinced they are either lying,not if light or emulated with in many darkness to convince others it's it real

But light and truth cannot be hidden nor forsaken and in the end god/truth wins the long game. The key is to say truths no matter how badly your attacked. As jesus said he was attacked first bitt the truth is god so anyone who attacks you wg
Fight against you tell the truth is the the lies of anti Christ spirit pushing against.
This forces the enemy into the light this is where he loses his invincibly and becomes mortal to the eyes of darkness
He the antichrist ,does as he is seen as fake and not truth. This is the facts

>>38962748
massassin's creed unity

>>38962729
>we have pure hearts
lol holy shit

>>38962733
'Up, you must go. Up, we proclaim.'
'Don't make us angry. No one to blame.'

https://youtu.be/AIPb1OMTZ0Q?si=1JBbrmDxlcsKf8sp

As Max Payne walked through the rain-soaked streets, the neon lights flickered, casting eerie shadows. He caught a glimpse of a girl on the corner, her features strikingly similar to those of his daughter. A wave of nostalgia and pain washed over him, memories of laughter and warmth clashing with the harsh reality of loss.

He hesitated, heart racing. The world around him blurred, the sounds of the city fading into the background. For a brief moment, he was transported back to happier days. But as the girl turned and disappeared into the crowd, reality hit him hard. The pain of remembrance was a heavy burden, one that always lingered just beneath the surface. Max clenched his fists, reminding himself that the ghosts of the past could never be fully escaped, only endured.

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>>38962762
haha u said ass awakening

>>38962494
THEYRE ALL DUUDES BRO
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
SPILL THE BEANS IN MY ASSHOLE
EAT IT WITH A SPOON

>>38962360
Those past crimes where forgiven anon. He is free.sorry oh evil one you lost before this evenbegain for I saw you first and fuller your enemy with light so you could not take him because when you give your self to truth you are in god this when you are in god your lies and sins are dead abdbei g payed by the blood of the lamb. Who destroyed you before you where here as your life is lies and are lies and are lies you no longer exist but are filled with light and blessed so much so that no darkness and enter you and thus you are free as no man nor beast can cage truth which is god.

>>38962763
closer dude ur light years away

>>38962765
he just wants to play

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*boop*

>explains weird shit
>gets ignored
>disregards significance
>assumes lack of concern or care
>okay but you need to fix it
>
>
pretends to ignore the difference in functional character traits
>disregards previously important agenda
>feigns disregard of acknowledgement of previous agenda entirely

SOUNDS LIKE A WOMAN TO ME BRO!! JESUS FUCK
>gender swap role reversal bullshit
Whos tricking whomst? and to what exgtent and what is the nature of the purpose of
>pretending? if the main incentive is in fact a stable endeavour?!?!

IM NOT FOLLOWING HUMAN BULLSHIT ANY MORE OR BETTER THAN PREVIOUSLY AND IF THIS IS INTENDED TO ISOLATE A MOTIVATION THEN ITS NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB IN HELPING TO UNDERSTAND THE DEFINITION OF (the course of action rerouted through reverse causality)
because WHO THE FUCK PLAYS A GAME LIKE THIS?!

I dont even know what the next move is .. Ive never fucked around this hard

>explains a lot of behavior from my childhood though

GOD FUCKING DAMN BUITCHES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

*bashes head repeatedly*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OLY SHIT

BITCHES GONNA GET THEIR TITS RIPPED OFF GOD FUCKIN KEKS

>>38962789
so close but so far away

>>38962765
https://youtu.be/Ei9QM6WsdqE

self righteous foolish man has arrogance

>>38962797
or do we call it pyschological experimentation

you need to have an ego with it

>>38962799
cool but i gotta eat now

>>38962801
on my way see you soon

'Hope you enjoyed dinner.'
'Really liked the duck?'
'Don't worry about it.'
'We know that we suck.'

>>38962809
awesome love you dudes

>>38962795
manifestations every word

vibrate at your highest levels the sevel seals are the lies humanity is bound to

'Maybe you're just lazy.'
'Been skipping work?'
'We wouldn't threaten you.'
'You're just too scary.'

>>38962823
im just going with it today

you are really stupid and need to shut up and learn

>>38962817
KEKEKEK
GODDAMN BITCHES ASKING TO GET LEGIT RIPPED THEIR MOUTH OUT FROM THE ASTRAL REALM
JUST SUCKIN COCK FOR DRUGS NOT EVEN A ISSUE BECAUSE LOL SO PURE
AND THEN STILL SEEK OUT THAT GOLDEN COCK TO FEIGN A WHOLESOME ENGAGEMENT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PISSING OFF EVERY OTHER CUNT IN THEIR WAY AND LITERALLY (KILL) THEIR ENEMIES LIKE SOME KIND OF CAVEMAN DISPUTE BECAUSE LOL IM A BETTER WOMAN AND HE THE BEST MAN MATING RITUAL RAPE PARTY MURDER ORGY

JESUS NO FUCK THIS SHIT HAS ALWAYS BEEN GARBAGE
NON PARTICAPATORY ENGAGEMENT
sit back and watch the world burn

SANTA IS NOT COMING TO TOWN
HE IS GETTING DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
AND MOTHER FUCKER

enjoy the show must go on

>>38962798
It's not self righteous nor arrogance to be amazed at someone calling pathological liar pure of heart.

>>38962830
do anons understand what is about to be unleashed

a number codes out to what it is jc only way out it being truth

https://youtu.be/1400fzt0SHU?list=RD1400fzt0SHU

Finding an authentic place to chill is really hard today. The /ng/ is the closest thing to it I found.
+ the schizos give this place some kind of charm you absolutely can't find anywhere else

How does one deal.
With all of these messes?
Oh dear, I know.
Welcome to Texas.

>>38962837
mr bennett what have u been up too why does uranus hurt so much

stupidity is intrinsic with humans

>>38962834
>romanticises everything
>queer
>gets mad once
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY

i dont even have a personality
its have sex or die
>have sex or queer fag
have sex or kill your best friend
>get raped or sleep forever
>sleep or get bitched at

I DONT UNDERSTAND AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF JESUS FUCK

>>38962839
COCK
cunt
BITCH
Tits
assholes

>doesnt even matter life a shit human a fuck
murder rape orgy party
rigged game bullshit
bang heads against the wall til your eyes bleed

>VERIFI-NON-REQUAE
LOL WHAT THE FUCK!?!!!?!!?!?

I DONT WANT TO AGREE TO THIS IM JUST SHITPOSTING DAMN SUN

>>38962845
Isnt mr Bennett the dude from Heroes?

>>38962842
in the anomaly was the word

>>38962846
we live in the most interesting of times

>>38962842
>walks outside
>gets weird tingles on the neck
>hears a thought "man i gotta get outta here"
>hears a beeping sound
>looks around
>no ones there
>gets goosebumps
>puts on the glasses
>oh shit surrounded by people and see someone describing your appearance
*runs*

yeah how bout it
fucking invisise acting like bitches because standing in spot in the park for too long

if only we had INVISIBLE WEAPONS
and the enemies werent ... "good people"
just swing wildly into the air and LOOK like a crazy person

fight the power
kill the bad guy
end your life
YAY

https://youtu.be/NnphZ3Zo-sE

>>38962847
dont lie about who is which character

'We know who you are!'
'Do you think that we're stupid?'
'Maybe you should just sit down.'
'Now you must eat it.'
Good man gets a sticker.
Good man is happy.
Sits by a fire.
Now I must eat it.

>>38962860
I don't know who is which character tho I can't lie about it

Freaking the fuck out INTENRALLY

>>38962865
he is pure in heart check but when ur that way in this world its not a good thing

>>38962871
>>38962865
>>38962860
>actively disregards all orders
>actively disregards desires of self
>actively disregards all intents
>actively disregards all motivations

>eats entire bowl of casserole because holy shit what am i even doing
kekekeke

>>38962869
curse me with your suffering gee thanks

>>38962869
INTENRALLY

>>38962845
I don't know what you're talking about.
Continue in your delusion if you like but you should leave the unwilling out of it.

>>38962872
stop confusing me how are you confused

>>38962873
suffering ? cursing?
what?
self harm is the act of (actually eating something) because ... why would self harm involve stuffing my face

PUT THAT INTO CONTEXT BITCH JESUS CHRIST

And no i was not starved as a child
fuck

'Oh yeah, believe it.'
'The storm can't be beaten.'
'Why are they all laughing?'
'The stupid cunt eat it.'

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>>38962880
I was starved as a child.

I never got supper and I only got 2 fish fingers for dinner.

And you still haven't discovered who jesus even is.

>>38962877
dont worry i stop after u knocked out wink wink wink

>>38962882
I said a bad word.
M's disappointed.
I'll stay sitting down.
But maybe, just eat it.

hit me harder mommy dearest

>>38962880
c a sorry i wasnt yellin at yall

'Haha, hilarious.'
'I know what you're playing.'
'The storm can't be beaten.'
'You're about to get taken.'

The more I know the less I know what kind of game is that?

>when you have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

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The persistence of a ludicrous illusion such as this is the only thing worth noting

>>38962900
ae o but look at the data its obvious that humans are fragile

'You see it now, yes?'
'We really weren't lying.'
'Hear all the sirens?'
'Soon you'll be dying.'

'Oh dear, you're silly.'
'You still don't get it.'
'How do I say this, seesh?'
'Maybe drop the liesh.'

I wake up and turn on the screen
Here’s my favorite punching bag
I thought we were laughing together
Alas, it was me on the gag

>>38962905
Persistence>resistance

Who is resisting
Who is persisting
It’s my favorite paradox
It’s in my top droor right next to my socks

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>>38962155
>I mean
>if all it takes
>for you to give up on your dreams
>is for one single anon
>to disagree with you
>in front of everyone
Don't get confused, dickhead, your worthless impositions and fumes of decades-old bullshit are accomplishing nothing.

'You want me.'
'I understand.'
'But keep talking shit.'
'And you're gonna get rammed.'

They set their trap on every corner
Should I be so surprised
When doing nothing at all
Is my only alibi?

>>38962886
Again I have no idea what you're on about, do you smoke crack often?

'I'm sorry, buddy.'
'But it's actually submersible.'
'And if you keep going.'
'It won't be reversible.'

>>38962925
Cloud as a black woman. Truly we've seen everything now lmao

Don't do my boy dirty like that ( no offense to the girl she's hot but still )

>>38962926
You're gay
That's true
Still talking shit?
You're ass is going blue

I took a stand for freedom in the land of the enslaved
I took a stand for freedom
But I just couldn’t leave that cave
Oh sweet paradoxical inferno
Whose hands are these
Out getting stung
Just trying to save the bees

>>38962937
Know how it might seem.
When you end up fleeing.
But there was no sort of plan.
Just simply a feeling.

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>Just trying to save the bees

>>38962949
When you feel
I repeal
Because your dick
Is your mother's meal

>>38962949
Yes the king lives.
Not everyone knows that.
There's good reason for that.
And down comes the ceiling.

I hope this doesn’t break any rules by cross-posting across multiple thread topics but I’m quite sure that I’m being gang-stalked by the Nobody! It all started happening the day when I broke my personal best record for semen retention.

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>>38962952
You're saving the wrong bees!!! That's a wasp anon!!!

'I know what you think.'
'Just an angry Chinese.'
Oh, but you're wrong.
Because I'm still not free.

>>38962955
Seems an inversion to me.

>>38962959
wasps are crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLTzqF00mXs

>>38962963
How so? What does he want?

'When we go for the throat.'
'There's one no more feared.'
'He has many names.'
'But some call him The Beard.'

volcanoes exploding, earthquakes and floods.

meanwhile im just sitting by laughing with some leaf in a doobie.

>>38962968
Apologies, it seems you have contracted downs syndrome. I won't bother you any further.

Perhaps they stood for something once.
A sense of quiet.
Should've got there sooner.
How to be a hoover.

'You're insane!'
'A pervert!''
'You need to die!'
'Won't take a moment. And then you will fry!'

I think i know why shadows possess people, because they are blind? they dont have eyes to see or ears to hear.I mean why would shadow demons really need or want a body.

>>38962981
gang gang they said til they ayys came out and fried em all up. seems they needed to die instead.

'The way you treat him!'
'You ought to die!'
'When he's the only reason, that you're still alive!'

>>38962987
the infernus would have destroyed this place but because of one guy with a lot of energy, the eleven used their energy to keep the veil up so humnanity would have a few more hours, "meaning years here" to get it together before war.

'Doesn't it say, don't harden heart?'
'You're pointless and useless, and yes, you will die!'

>>38962990
pussies talking shit, but never do shit cuz they just so fake. full of hate, why they watch when they hack, fuckniggas watching, but they no, that thesombodies never pressed record. they lowkey retarded playing dumb, stupid games.

You really weren't there.
When she took full control.
Might be something you're missing.
And here comes the toll.

‘In the maze there lives a goat’
‘It eats sandpaper and tin cans’
‘The cans don’t even slice it’s throat’
‘Cause the goat has glands the size of a boat’

ANNUAL GRUNTILDA RAP OFF CONVENTION

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KANKERKOEKOEK! JIJ GEPOEPT OP DE KOEKSTOEL!!

>>38962997
Based.

>>38962981
But it refused.

why dont we always talk like this den on all de threds? smiles for da camera, biatch.
>dont blow up my tahoe mr mafiosa oh noe, ive lives a rich spoilt naive life and never been through real hell

>>38963007
Don't worry about it.

>>38963012
And a few convenient coughs sorted out the table. And the couch. More obvious in-person.

‘Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen’
‘Everybody sing the Nobody theme’
‘Nobody Nobody Nobody Knows’
‘When it rains it pours and then it snows’

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>>38962987
What part of "sold to the enemy" didn't you understand?

>G0 MD H

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>>38963021
We didn't just sell him. He's free...

Just like the awoos at the local park.

We have lost 430 awoos, but we have gained 20,000 Haitians.

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>>38962096
https://youtu.be/4AhF8ZNtyVQ

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>>38963030

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>>38963032
What do you mean there is no such think as a blue hedgehog and we've been tripping on LSD for 20 years!??!

Green Eisenhower Glocktober

>>38963044
Blue balls eisenhower November!!!

‘Into a bar walks a warlock and witch’
‘A few worried coughs and a nervous twitch’
‘The night goes off without a hitch’
‘The joke is you see the bar is a ditch’

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>>38963021
being a lure to lure in jake was always part of the plan just wanted joy to be strong enough to follow through and not let the tings win out.

otherwise it was all for nothing.

>>38963068
Jake beat the nobody
The anonymous beat the nobody
Texas Chan beat the nobody
The GLP anomaly beat the nobody
Illuminati won

>>38963071
there wasn't a fucking fight, the alpha team had their foot on the guys neck the whole time. Jake never fought, the bugs did all the fighting.

the illuminati help people and are not the red and blue like people claim they are.

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>>38962569

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Good morning, Anon. Did you sleep well? I hope you slept well. And I hope you have a great day today!
>The Nobody is:
>A. a rat
>B. a cat
>C. a bat
>D. scat

you can't claim the devlis army beat the some nobody hurr durr, we must embrace evil now type shit, yall just want to be hoes and whores or whatever yall want to be and want to not feel bad about it.

Good morning Anaheim!
Let's get this party started!

>>38963079
there is no nobody ya delusioinal cunts.

‘The LSD was sold to them for keks’
‘The side-effects had them looking like Shreks’
‘You reap what you sow when you obviously glow’
‘Nobody Nobody Nobody Knows’

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>>38963079
>The Nobody is:
https://youtu.be/HSS01qlMnE4

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The nobody is cosmic cosmonaut comrad space kitten

>>38963083
Anatoli !! hein die ver machen !! Gehen sie mit eine Feier