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Rawr for edgy men that are non violent.
Why can't I remember my /atoga/ wife's name?
ass
>>32020139Dementia/Alzheimers :/
why do latinas rock this aesthetic
>>32020142Why does the hot dog fit the bun
>>32020145I love this. A Donkey Kong song really didn't need to go that hard.
any gay edating faggotry in this thread is going to be executed with extreme prejudice. line ends here. dont fuck around if you dont wanna find out. you know who you are.
>>32020148. . .
>>32020139Where is wife? Where is wife? Where is wife? Where is wife? Where is wife?
Speaking of which, womenWere you scene/emo/goth growing up?
>>32020161Big pussy women, this could be us but you're mentally impaired and I'm fat and balding
>>32020160You're too late, 2 femanons last thread already agreed to marry me (I plan on leaving them at the alter)
Men, what were you when growing up? Batman, Superman or one of the guys no one likes?
>>32020159Check out this old song from a Gameboy game. https://youtu.be/wGIKnn-COS4?si=P4SHwdGJV2T_AsOH
>>32020161It really do be like that for me (I have a smol weeny)
>>32020172I embraced the Punisher persona because everyone made fun of me for being a manlet until I got so strong that I'd pick fights with people who fucked with me. I even wore a leather jacket to school
>>32020138Me
>>32020170>>32020180Or
>>32020172Spider-Man or Sonic. I had hormone problems and couldn't even run, only jog, could barely jump, was small and weak. Also basically the only movies/games I had access to.For books I was Robin Hood and Athos.I was also often a cat because I like cats and they move good too.
>>32020172Sadly, the Penguin
>>32020188NoMy peanus weenus is only 3 or 4 inches
>>32020191Penguin is baller though, he's one of my fave Batman villains
>>32020188Well this just makes me hungry (no I'm not gay)
>>32020188me trying to get the best pic angle to send her
>>32020191Hahaha based
Women, what fictional character did you identify with growing up?
>>32020181I like him because he kills pedophiles which makes him more just and righteous and correct than actual governments.
>>32020172I was L
Femanons, do you want to eat pussy?Or does your lesbian thoughts mostly involve titties?
>>32020199Are penguins the official animal of /atoga/?
>>32020172Zero from Mega Man X
>>32020203Harley Quinn. Yes, I know.
>>32020191Noice>>32020208nta but I like to think so
>>32020206Why did you want to kiss light imagay so much?
>>32020213he is literally me
FoidsHow dorky do you like your men?
>>32020174So many old video games have unreasonably good music. https://youtu.be/uR3NoSSJ65U?si=Bz8IbFnTizl50Kkj
>>32020208They just get us
>>32020194He's a good character, but he's TOO relatable for meOnly I didn't end up a mob boss
>>32020211If you know then tell us where you're from
>>32020217I have no man
>>32020203Annabeth Chase lol
>>32020215I wanted to kiss misa and thought light was a massive faggot for not acknowledging her more
>>32020227New York.
>>32020203Princess Odette
>>32020168Not a girl, but I just have to tell everybody that I will never recover from having not had a scene gf in highschool. There's no way to go back and get one and I missed the one chance. So disappointing.
How icky are the Google Pixel phones to girls?
>>32020087F https://youtu.be/rBzA4shGmw8?si=iXJ10GrfmymSxzkJ
>>32020233You wanted her to pee herself, didn't you, you toe wiggling bondage pervert?
>>32020233Dumb girl falling for a narcissist who doesn't care about herA tale as old as time
>>32020234Makes sense and adds authenticity but I'm nowhere near you so I'm angry with you for living there
The only time I ever mentioned an anon here (basically summoned him) he responded then immediately stopped and I waited and waited :( I'll never mention any anon ever again
>>32020240No, I wasn't into pee at the time. That's a recent development.
>>32020239Haha, imagine if I touched your skin when you had goosebumps from listening to that. Wouldn't that be funny?God I'm so lonely.
>>32020236They were unbearable annoying retards you nostalgiafag
>>32020247Which anon was it?
Ladies if a guy said to you "I want to know what you stink like." would that turn you on?
>>32020250Based and becoming L pilled
>>32020206I always preferred Near a bit. Probably due to the autism.
>>32020133I started getting instagram reels of girls joking about the way guys go in for a kiss like>dead stare before opening mouth as wide as they can with tongue out>a guy going "anyway" and shoving his face into her faceetcSo how should a guy go to kiss a girl?
>>32020133I’m short by (European standards (175cm/5 foot 9)) will women ever find my attractive or should I just kill myself now?
>>32020255Ick
>>32020254>>32020247Do you idiots even know what anon means?
>>32020256Holy shit I forgot that happened.
>>32020254Over my dead body will I mention him again kek II was humiliated once and that was enough ^^'>>32020264You do understand there are many anons here, yet we still recognize them and even have nicknames for, right?
>Meet an girl>She's like 10 years younger than me, constantly going on how she wants an older man, like me, because boys her age aren't mature enough>Specifically like me>Doesn't register anyways; tell her to be give boys her age a chanceDarn
>>32020265It was on page 10 already and near the end of it too. I guess the board is moving faster than it has been the last couple days.>>32020257Near was cool but I liked Mello more out of those two
is it wrong for me to have a grudge against women now that i've had a little glow-up and look at least slightly above average nowwhenever i get hit on i like it but the remnants of my old angry personality get fucking furiousim almost like "you didnt want me then, and nobody gets to have me now ahahahaahahah"immature i know
>>32020087F Cobain was so dreamy. I flipped when I heard this in Batman. https://youtu.be/-0NsbE9n7p4?si=l6pBnEHayI-_uNwM
>>32020269>Over my dead body will I mention him againJust do it
>>32020274>you didnt want me then, and nobody gets to have me now ahahahaahahah"Ok, bud. Have your lonliness to yourself. Enjoy.
god damn I'm so bored and beaten down by life. my gf is almost a decade younger than me ( she's 20 and I'm 29) and despite being full of life, light and kind-hearted, she fell head over heels for me. she's said it's because she finds me attractive and intelligent ( I have a PhD in bioinformatics, know three languages and am pretty erudite in general) but whenever we're together I feel like I'm dimming her light. stealing her youthful lightness and innocence. she does make me happy, and she constantly wants to be around me and do things, but I don't think I have enough music left in me to give her the life she wants
>>32020276what do i have to gain?
>>32020287What do you have to lose?
Do you think he actually raped them?
>>32020268This and the panel preceding it are the most memorable thing in the manga to me
so it's hopeless?
>>32020284I can relate to the boredom but you're 29 not 40
>>32020172Spock
>>32020269I understand you're the most annoying type of outright schizo
>>320202910 loss and 0 gain isn't a good enough argumenti would lose nothing if i started my day by slapping myself on the face, but that's not good enough reason to do it kek
>>32020297Autism? For me it was Data.
listening to a playlist he made after already after having a bad day and blocking me pretty much everywhere (he can't block me there) and he added a song I showed him and others by that artist since I introduced him to said artist, a bunch of romantic ones he's showed me and newer stuff just for ventingdoes it still seem like I have a chance if I reach out through his email apologizing? I'm one of his only followers there so maybe he remembers I added him there and now I'm seeing it?
>>32020296that's true. age is a biological reality but also a subjective experience. I feel old and weary. life doesn't sparkle for me anymore ( if it ever truly did) like it does for her
>>32020185:*
>>32020302still going at it femanon?
>>32020302Turn up to his fucking house in a long coat with nothing underneath and rock his world.
>>32020298just admit you're fucking stupid and stop acting like an armchair psychologist
>>32020283i wish i could stop being so spiteful and angryits kinda like my defense mechanism, after years of defeat and retreating i just cant feel completely happy with women i guessbut ill probably get over it eventually.
>>32020304Don't let go of her no matter how you feel, past a certain point, you'll have met and had the best you'll ever have. Talk to someone, read some books, start something new
>>32020309Schizo behavior is very easy to spot
>>32020284>>32020304guy I'm talking to sounds like you but he's younger. has been through a lot in life making him reasonably more tired and weary. do you actually like her or are you finding a reason to break up?
>>32020306I’m not sure if you can keep up with me anon! I have a tragic backstory that’ll make you cry, and I’m super gentle with animals too
Feeling pretty sick of myself lol I just want to hide
>>32020269>>32020287It was probably me lmao
>>32020313ironically, it seems to my untrained eye that you're spiralling kek
Where is my fake boyfriend I
Either genderAre you feeling happy? Sad? How are you right now?
Okay this is fucking retarded but do women legitimately see men who drink black coffee as tryhards? I saw some stupid twitter post about it and it affected me a lot more than it should've. I drink it black because half & half makes me sick.
>>32020332Mstressed a little, im going on a trip to Rome in a couple of hours and cant sleep
>>32020321As long as you're medium shirt white non balding man.
>>32020332FPretty happy!How about you?
>>32020331He is eepy and will be back in 3-4 hours
>>32020327if you tell me which anon you are, i'll tell honestly if it's indeed you or not mods can be my witness
>>32020335Oh fuck it’s you……. I’m still in Ohio
>>32020333No? Why would they? I unironically think it's kinda icky that that bothers you so much.
GenderDo you prefer that we do our grocery shopping together or separately in a relationship?Do you prefer that we eat meals at the same time and cook together?
>>32020333They do
>>32020333Its fine to drink black coffee, dont worry. we dont mind
>>32020284learning multiple languages doesn't mean you're smart lol; most of the world know 2 or more languages, including most third worlders who are statistically low IQ
MenHow do you imagine a FFM threesome?
>>32020262I'm 173 cm, so I'm even shorter by European standards. I'm also 37 and never had a girlfriend.
>>32020312good advice actually. I need to shake the dust off my brain>>32020317I like her but I'm just a melancholic person in general, so I'm just wary of negatively influencing her mood. I'm extraverted in real life but always with a noticeable hint of sadness reallyI dunno how your guy acts and thinks, but if I wanted to break up with her I wouldn't have to hide behind my own sadness to be able to. that's cowardice
>>32020339Aww goodnight sleepyhead
>>32020342NTA but that’s way more embarrassing than you just saying it
>>32020334Rome is awesome anon. Just do your best to relax and rest even if you can’t sleep. It’ll still help you recharge a bit.>>32020338I’m pretty good! I was a little somber but I’m over it.
>>32020172Quiet guy with few friends.School shooter archetype.>>32020206I actually did sit like that in high school.
>>32020348FI want to shop together, eat meals together if we can. I can cook for us.
>>32020356Goodnight <3
>>32020359I'm glad you're feeling better now! :)
>>32020307HELL YEAH BROTHA>>32020308if only I had the money to travel therejk jk I'm scared of reaching out but I regret what I did I'm a pansy i need to listen someone yell at me to be brave and do it
>>32020346Stop being an Ohiofag.Let me abduct you.
>>32020361>I can cook for us.Most women are bad cooks.
>>32020351three languages fluently ( french — my mother tongue, dutch, english). I can also read Latin and save myself in german and spanish. point being, she's right in her assesment. it's one of my only positive qualities, personality-wise
>>32020353Kissing and fingering one and fucking the otherThat's the only part I'd actually be interested in, kissing one person while fucking anotherNo particular interest in anything else in the scenario
>>32020342I am a lot of anons… idk, I don’t want to seem like an attention seeker. :(
>>32020367Well I'm fat so you can trust me.
>>32020365Wait it's an LDR? Move on bitch damn
men and women, who would you call? you have to pick one. it'd be a 10 minute conversation.
>>32020367So you'd rather have hot pockets all the time?
Is medium shirt femanon black
>>32020366I am planning on moving anyways. It’s not like I have any connection here, really.
>>32020348MGroceries together and eat together. I love domestic shit like thatI generally view cooking as a solo operation.
>>32020371You're a surprisingly high level brainlet for someone wanking off your own inteligence.I said multiple doesn't mean you are smartI meant thatYou saying "but its 3" doesn't change thatMost of the world speaks 2-3 languages and a significant portion speak 4
>>32020348MEither or. Shopping together is fun, but separate is faster. Cooking together is fun, but separate is easier.
>>32020382>I generally view cooking as a solo operation.F but unironically a yellow flag. I can't assist you?
>>32020372I'm fucking sure that I'd be the one kissed
>>32020247That wasn't me worrying about having left a bad impression by chance, was it?
>>32020348FTogether I have no idea what men eat and I will literally come home with just bread and some lettuce if I go alone
>>32020380No, I'm whiteStop asking.
>>32020390The idea is to switch between them. If for some reason I can't do that and one girl is on a less satisfying aspect for the entire duration, I'd rather just not have the threesome.Its the same reason I have 0 interest in foursomes and such; its too many people to try to please.
>>32020374Fat women aren't necessarily good cooks, people usually get fat from eating prepackaged junk food.>>32020379I can cook for myself.
>>32020358what's embarrassing about saying "yes you are / no you're not"besides, i placed my bet it's not him and turns out it's not
>>32020389It’s allowed, I’ve just gotten used to solo cooking is all.
>Guy talking about how he checked the uni out (diff city) cause gf was there and said it was lit>Yeah bro uni looks lit she probably getting smashed >fucking football players sth sth cracked hahaHate women.
>>32020385yes, because most people read james joyce in english and flaubert in french? have read tacitus, ovidius and vergilius in latin?it's about the depth of knowledge and aptitude, not the breadth
>>32020373Don’t you pull the wishy washy shit too…
>>32020333not at all, why would we? I started drinking black coffee and sometimes still do it, noticed I started losing weight after cutting the sugar/dairy so it can be a good thing. >>32020355guy I like is a bit more introverted maybe. we haven't met irl yet but enough for me to notice mood changes or he tell me. he talked to me about not wanting to dim my light too but we're all human anon, it's okay. enjoy you and her time together.>>32020375wow mean, I wanted to have no regrets and reach out with an olive branch. I mean I haven't sent anything yet but still
>>32020408>Moved the goalpost to some arbitary standard of reading extremely specific books in specific languagesBased brainlet
>>32020396But you are fat and balding.
>>32020400I'm fat because I know how to make lots of things from scratch.I'm the femanon that made wings at 1am.
>>32020410Okay fairI’m poem composer anon, swirly lollipop anon, deep voice “imperial Japan did nothing wrong” anon, “raped as a toddler” anon, and “medium shirt non-balding white from Ohio” anon
Women girlsfemalesShould I buy large clothes because my muscles are at max capacity in medium, or wear medium anyways?
>>32020392i guess the description was too specific. you didn't the first time, but you did the last time. and you're not a cosy anon anymore as you can tell
>>32020421No, I am fat but not balding at all.
>>32020427Are you white?[This is the measure if I should want to answer your question]
>>32020430Medium shirt femanon is fat?!?!
>>32020436White, blue eyes, brown hair, 6'1
>>32020430Your scalp pic says otherwise.
>>32020417those were examples to illustrate my level op aptitude, not standards. but whatever you believe my friend. I have also taken the WISC in my youth and scored close to 3 SDs above the mean. but bragging about IQ is so pedestrian>>32020413you're right. if you care for someone it's a genuine anxiety tho, espescially if there's an age gap. I think I'm worn out by my work too. after getting my PhD work seems dull in comparison, while she's still in the firt phase of being a student where everyhing is new and exciting
>>32020138How am I supposed to beat up the pussy then?
>>32020423>I'm the femanon that made wings at 1am.Why would you admit this?
>>32020443It is, so I dunno why you felt the need to do it lol
Would you rather have a shy and timid bf that's very sensitive or a loud enthusiastic bf that cusses like a sailor? I'm just wondering because I can be either one depending on my mood.
>>32020437And balding.
>>32020446Because all I actually ate that day was a handfull of cereal, dry.
>>32020449because even if it's pathetic, it's how we define ourselves
>>32020429I suppose I jinxed it and left a bad impression after all.That being said, I also was a bit sceptical whether I was that cosy Anon in the first place. I remember having had a discussion with someone akin to what you've described but I'm not sure whether people would use an attribute like cosy for discussions with me.
>>32020440Get stretchy shirts instead.Gap era was best era for dudes with pythons.
>>32020425>>32020321Okay so are you this anon?
>>32020354I’m 20 and in that case it’s pretty much time to kill myself rather than subject myself to being inherently unattractive by virtue of being short.
>>32020452neitherthose are both extremely unnatractive>can be i boring or can i be annoyingcool
>>32020457That's even worse. You should be in an asylum.
>>32020262>>32020354Just personality maxMy brothers like 5'6 and he has sex all the time, constantly. Its basically what he lives for other than his son.He does it by immediately, instantly getting along with basically everyone
>>32020466Yep
>got turned down by the 6' korean-american qt>asked her to lunch and she just started dropping spaghetti everywhere talking about being busyThis one hurts, bros.
MensHave you ever turned anyone down?What did you dided?Did you lie, make an excuse or just say "no way fag"?
>>32020270>constantly going on how she wants an older man, like me, because boys her age aren't mature enoughMassive red flag.
>>32020482YesOne girl I invited over to my place, only to end up telling her bluntly to get the hell out. She had an awful personality.
>>32020482Just blocked her after she dm’d me asking me out
>>32020482Yeah. Shit sucks. Been turned down by alot of ladies. Kinda used to it. Quit trying a long time ago.
>>32020486in what way, how can it be that bad
>>32020477How do I personality max? What is it that makes your brother so likeable?
>>32020483not necessarily. either a BPDemon with daddy issues or a very intelligent introverted girl who feels out of tune with youth culture. those exist too
>>32020488have YOU turned anyone downnot been turned down
>>32020482yes. but only because of insecurity about my sexual performance. my dick is big but I suffer from terrible ED. she was a gorgeous blonde austrailan girl, but I made up a bs excuse about being on antidepressants making me unable to have sex
>>32020489She talked like a toddler in the sense that no answer could stand on its own.I don’t like Indian food?>Why not?I decided on a new degree?>Why?I never watched that show?>How come?After a few hours of this, I decided dry dick was better than dry talk.
>>32020491> very intelligent introverted girl who feels out of tune with youth cultureStill a red flag that her solution is to date significantly older men.Turn it the other way around: does it really make the issue go away if a mid-30s dude gives a reason why he exclusively dates college-aged women?
>>32020490He's open, clear about what he's into without being pushy or constantly trying to steer the convo in that direction, willing to listen to other people but also willing to put his foot down when they're being overly boring or he disagrees, has fairly generically likeable hobbies (football mostly now; used to be drinking and fighting but he quit those when his kid was born) and he'll instigate the conversations instead of waiting for other people to do so, while only really being overtly abbrasive or rude with family/friends who know he isn't serious and he values his family above all else which a lot of women like (enough to sleep with him, not for a relationship; a kid is still baggage). He's also nearing 40 and still sexually active. He's not even particularly good looking or anything; not being bald is like his only good genetic trait physically. He's short and fat.
women have you ever had your guts rearranged?
>>32020482Not that I know of. The only potential times girls might have been interested were back in high school, but it was very indirect. I was terse out of suspicion that they only talked to me to make fun of me.
>>32020508I don't mind age gaps in general to be honest. they're more prone to having an abusive dynamic but that doesn't make them innately abusive, so I don't see an issue unless there is one
>Trying to copy leanbeefpatty physique>Excersizes are fine, home gym so no creepy guys>Have to eat to put on weight>its literally, literally>fucking LITERALLYimpossiblehow the FUCK do men do this
>>32020508NTA but depending on their age, 10 years might not be a significant gap
>>32020509I can’t be sure if you’re being honest or just trying to white pill me. I guess it’s worth a shot though but getting through the sheer amount of insecurity being short has caused might make it difficult. Thanks for the advice though.
>>32020463>That being said ... with me.Hmm, maybe someone else wouldn't describe it as such. >I suppose I jinxed it and left a bad impression after all.Kke, not really, I was just messing around. I didn't actually wait and waited (that was an exaggeration). I don't post here often (I would spend days or even weeks without posting on here) and I believe that interaction was the last one? before I came back yesterday. So it was marked in my head as the last entry. And I know whenever someone mentions one particular anon, the post gets a lot of engagement because everyone wants to know if it's them. It's not serious, that what I'm saying.
>>32020514I'm not talking about abuse, I'm talking about how those relationships generally are: unstable, hedonistic, and/or transactional.
>>32020515By not whinning about itI cant wait for the bulk to beginAlso peanutbutter and oats
>>32020270>>32020517I'm 32, she's 23, so 9 years>>32020514I don't even like killing bugsIf anything in reality I'd have been too boring and "nice guy" for the average young girl
>>32020515She's on gear, stupid.
>>32020517>"boys her age aren't mature enough"If she's a 30-something woman, and she's still saying this, then that's even more of a red flag for other reasons.
>>32020512Yeah, trying to work my abs from the inside tonight.
>>32020524I don't like peanut butter (or rice, the other go-to bulk meal), but I will steal oats thanks
>>32020520I see.And to answer your question >>31964061:>Why did you think that?I remember the discussion being a little heated, was it not? Or at least there was a bit of disagreement. In any case, it may not even have been me. The reason I didn't respond was quite simply because I went to bed. I live in Europe and I regularly mess up my sleep cycle on weekends.
What do women eat for breakfast?
>>32020515Calculate your TDE in calories, eat a 500 calorie surplus. Simple as. (Also try adding a lot of oil to stuff if you struggle with eating a lot.) https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.htmlThis calculator is pretty good,
>>32020523depends on how big the age gap is I think. if it's a college aged girl dating a rich boomer in a kind of covert sugar daddy dynamic, then yes obviously. but an early 20s girl dating a young millenial ( let's say 30-33) doesn't seem weird to me. happens a lot too
>>32020526>no drug bf to shoot my ass with steriods so I can stop being depresso and let me crush his cock under my booty
>>32020531Youre making this so hard for yourself Peanut butter is literally a cheatcode if you're trying to bulk up
>>32020539Single motherhood also happens very frequently now. Doesn't make it less distasteful to me.
i was sniffing my gf's panties while shes out and i notice several are stained, even after being cleanedwhy?
I ended my first and only "relationship" (well, it was online-only) because I felt like I wasn't good enough for her and we were on completely different mental planes. She was starting college at a somewhat prestigious school, and I'm still looking to just get a job first before I start community college. I graduated on time and all of that.I hated talking to her because she always (unintentionally) reminded me of how superior she was in pretty much every way. I'm a normal dude with somewhat decent looks, that's all I have. She's probably going to go off getting a master's degree and I'll just make $50k a year my whole life.This whole "inequality" issue has been bothering me for a while but a few days ago I just couldn't take it anymore. Wrote her a short paragraph explaining how I'm not on her level and she'd probably do better with someone else and then wished her luck before blocking her on everything.I fucked that up, I'll admit, but what was I supposed to do? I don't hate smart people, problem was that she was like 30 IQ points above me if I had to guess. We bonded over interests though it feels like she had to dumb herself down when talking to me. Sorry for the word salad.
>>32020515>How do I eat like a pig???It's not hard really
>>32020548Women produce bleach like pussy juices naturally.You should be proud that they're stained like that, anon....
I'm scared to quit my stupid lifeguard job. I hate it so much but I hate being unemployed more
>>32020549t. Walter white if he was a brainlet
>>32020546single motherhood is an irrefutable bad thing tho. those relationships can be good depending on the dynamic. one of my mates is 31 and his girl is 20. he looks very youthful and has that typical tall/handsome look going. easy-going too. to me that relationship is honest because she's actually attracted to him, physically and mentally. there's a difference to just being with someone for status and money ( which is indeed pretty disgusting)
>>32020515>how do you do thisThe alternative is eternal loneliness
>>32020525That age difference seems fine to me, but the part about her constantly going on about wanting an older man is a red flag imo. If it was actually just something she mentioned in a lighthearted, flirty way that would be okay>>32020527True, but I was thinking more early to mid 20's versus say an 18 year old, which might have the potential to be more problematic
>>32020535Different cultures have different definitions of heated.You didn't have to explain. Really.
>whores turn motherly around me>bullies and jocks turn therapy patients around mewhat does this say about me?
>>32020556Thats no reason to stay.
Question for Bi women:If a moid with a domestic servitude kink wanted to do things like clean, cook, wash dishes, pump gas, etc, for you and your gf, would you be open to it?Assume it's someone you've vetted, and that there are absolutely no other expectations from either of you.
>>32020567Means you should be in therapy if you're turned off by women trying to appease you and turned on by men talking to you.
>bring up volleyball>huh? what? are you namefag? are you other tripfag? are you xyz?you do realize more than one girl on earth plays volleyball right
>>32020549You threw away what's almost certainly the best girl you'd have a chance with. And in an unfair way to. You should unblock her and explain it properly, maybe try to work through it, at least give her proper closure. >Socially retarded guy posts animeEvery time.
>>32020580Yeah?
be back never. logging off to cry.
>>32020133How would you respond to girl who you like when she texts you "imma a good cook smiley face".Asking both genders for help
>>32020589Ask what she's planning to cook, if you should buy anything.>oh no she said a by mistakeStop throwing away relationships on the most minor shit
>>32020589"imma a good cook:)"fixed
>>32020549might've been the most terrible mistake of your life. the kind of mistake you reflect on when waiting for the reaper on your death bed
>>32020589I'd say "what"M
>>32020589bet, what are you cooking me?
I just want a foid that slaps me in the face in front of my friends.
>>32020589idk ask her what her favorite dish to make is probably
>>32020598Dude's like eighteen or something what's wrong with you
>>32020589>ghettospeak>no proofreading>unprompted texting 0/10, dropped
>>32020589"that's good cause I'm cooked"
>>32020576Agggghhhhhkkkkkk my life is hell
>>32020565>Different cultures have different definitions of heated.I'll remind you, should we find ourselves in future disagreements.>You didn't have to explain. Really.I feel it was somewhat impolite. I typically try to end things on a conclusive note rather than leaving discussions in limbo.In that regard, it's getting kind of late again, so I'll leave now. Have a nice day, or whatever time it is at your place.
>>32020609I genuinely don't know what the fuck it means
>>32020608I realized that my life was over and gave up on enjoying it way before that, you're just naive
>>32020608so? life only opens paths to happiness very sparingly. if you don't follow them it's done for good. you think the average guy falls into one loving relationship to the next?
>>32020614ImmaShort for I' am 'agood cook:)Are you sub 80 IQ or something? Its a fucking minor spelling mistake. No wonder so many of you fucks are lonely losers.
>>32020589Politely remind her that hamburger helper and chef boyardee are not actually cooking.
>>32020619Imma means "I'm going to" to meSo it came out as "I'm going to a good cook :)"
>>32020589"I doubt it"
>>32020613I don't think we'll find ourselves in future disagreements. Unless you can recognize who I am, which I doubt it. I.e, next time, I wouldn't ask whether you are ... or not. Good night.
>>32020624So? You can infer what she means from it. She's making the effort to talk to you and most likely saying she wants to cook for you AND you said you like her.
>>32020613You type like an autistic seventeen year old who reads too much manga>>32020617No, there are many opportunities for happiness. You have constant sources of happiness outside of love and sex, and there are plenty of chances to meet people to love and fuck anyway.
>>32020207Mostly titties. Vaginas are weird.
Women would you date a nintendo fan?
>>32020624"Imma" doesn't mean anything at all, it isn't a word.
>>32020633Some people really want to make themselves sound smart, to the point you can smell the desperation from the posts. We've had like 3 of them this thread.
>>32020620>hamburger helper isn't cookingTake that back, subhuman
>>32020631I'm not that anon you stupid fucker. And no, I couldn't infer what the fuck she meant. I assumed she'd deleted a word by mistake
>>32020635>Vaginas are weirdNuh uh! they're nice
is it really that bad I want it to work out with a guy who's a little long distance from me?I don't want to move on until I reach out one last time to apologize to him and see if he accepts and opens up to me again
>>32020643:(My condolences for your brain
>>32020620do americans really...?
Should i jerk off to black women or latinas today?
>>32020620>frying beef>not cookingIt's still good though
>>32020649Imma fuck your mother>>32020652>shall I eat a peanut sandwich or a jam sandwich today?
>>32020238Not at all, I'm curious about them but I've never seen anyone with one>>32020452Shy please, loud people are annoying and cussing is embarassing, I couldn't take him out in public if he behaved like that>>32020580My place isn't big enough to justify service like that unfortunately, and I'd just feel like you were getting jerkoff material from watching us all day, and possibly casing the joint to rob us blind>>32020636Yes of course, I grew up in a Nintendo household
>>32020633there aren't really. at least not for the average person. love is so rare and precious. even someone you click with in a real sense, who you can talk to for hours without it becoming dull or awkward. these are things that are. life sometimes offers you a real chance, guides you to such a person, shows you a window into what might be possible. but if you don't take it, it's done. that path is closed. sure another might open in the future. but still, they become even more rare with age
>>32020548Daily reminder that vaginas leak corrosive acid like old batteries
>>32020636What are you on about? Women prefer Nintendo stuff.
>>32020659Need I remind you that he is eighteen fucking years old you stupid fuckhead. I have met fifteen such people (friends and girlfriends) and I'm twenty six. He is fine.
>>32020536Little dweebs like (You)
>>32020642Mami, live your life. You're not actually cooking when you make hamburger helper, it's simple steps.>>32020650(Some) women cannot cook.>>32020653That's like baby's first stovetop, all you do is wait, that's not actually cooking. You probably put egg in ramen noodles and call that cooking (it's not).
>>32020583I swear I'm mistaken for a dozen different girls every day here.>>32020646Bad? No it's not bad, but it might be a challenge. But sometimes that's just what you need.
>>32020670thanks for reminding me to make some tea eggs
>>32020548Our precious bodily fluids are slightly acidic with a with a normal pH range of about 3.8 to 4.5. This acidity helps maintain a healthy balance of bacteria in the vagina and can protect against infections.
She said "so true I am the silly one" am I in or am I cooked?
>>32020665you're either a liar or one of the most fortunate people in the world. in either case, your experience completely deviates from the average. I've met two people who I formed a real bond with in 29 years of life.
>>32020558Fair.>>32020585I think I've already dug myself into a deep enough grave, but I could try. I had a feeling that once she started university she'd meet tons of men who are probably a lot more attractive and more intelligent than I am.I think it's completely possible for a relationship to flourish even if the two aren't on the same playing field, but this was different. I felt like I was bothering her every time we'd talk. She must have incredible patience, but it wouldn't have lasted forever.That's how I think it would've been realistically.>>32020598I hope not.
>>32020678Did you limit yourself to talking only to introverts who like anime and video games, by any chance?
>>32020656>I grew up in a Nintendo householdSame. When everyone in highschool was playing COD, i was playing my little metroid prime 2 on gamecube>Women prefer Nintendo stuffIs this an actual stereotype? I've genuinely never heard this. I know Animal crossing is big with women at least
>>32020673See, tea eggs are cooking. OP should ask his babe for some tea eggs.
Women must have incredible mental strength if they can withstand the obsessive horny energy they inspire in every man who sees them... the weight of being the subject of sexual fantasies 24/7 must be exhausting
>>32020685forgot to reply >>32020662
>>32020685yes it's a stereotype, related to "nintendo only makes games for kids lol">>32020688I can't think about this too hard or my skin starts crawling
>>32020679At least fucking tryBeing pessimistic and throwing it away is stupid
>>32020688Nobody is having sexual fantasies about me, I promise you
>>32020683no. I'm pretty extraverted irl. I'm part of a book club, I write, I volunteer from time to time, socialise at work, did 8 years of studying, go to the pub every weekend with my mates. still, in all those faces and memories only two stand out as meaningful
>>32020133are men probably to cut a relantionship where the girl is constantly relapsing into depressions or anxiety issues??
>>32020697You're unlucky mate. I had a culling for sure, when I decided it wasn't worth staying friends with people who aren't like how you describe, and I still have about five mates right now. I had more in the past ofc (and I eventually lost touch or broke up or whatever).
>>32020698Men will tolerate literally any mental issues as long as there's sex.
Women do you have sexual fantasies about random men?
Give a title to this stage of your life
>>32020704No, 99% of men are nothing special.
>>32020704No
>>32020685How have you never heard of that? Nintendo has all of the cute mascot stuff.
>>32020700I'm genuinely happy for you. but that's so different from my own life it's as if we could live on different worlds. maybe I'm just more of a sad cunt in general tho. perspective matters a lot in things like this
>>32020688NAG but I'm never horny in public at all. Years of repressing my repulsive male sexuality has made me unable to be affected by attractive women. This is a good thing
>>32020708>99% of men are nothing specialwell fuck you too
>>32020704I can count on one hand the number of times that happenedBut I know men do fantasize about random girls/women all the time
>>32020707Act II Finale>>32020714I wish I could believe you
>>32020704only if he's exceptional ( either physically or just in vibe or energy. like if he's extremely well-spoken or smooth). most men are like snow on a tv screen
>>32020675I'm going to assume I'm cooked. This girl still talks to me and accepts me despite mental booming. How do I ask her to edate. I hate the idea but her making a bumble makes me jealous and I'll put aside the idea that edating is cringe.
>>32020720>most men are like snow on a tv screengrim
>>32020704Why would I? I don't know them at all.
Women, serious scientific question here. Do girl butts smell better or worse than male butts do?
>>32020720Does he have to be like that irl or just an act?
>>32020728better, most men have skid marks
>>32020723>anything less than instant infatuation is grimLet me guess, you own a dog?
>>32020731t. burger woman
>>32020719I can understand that but I feel like 4chan males are overly horny autistic retards. I simply have no desire to allow myself to feel sexual around other people.
>>32020732>victim blamingyou're a sociopath
>>32020735Still not catching on
>walking behind girl I work with>she suddenly slaps her ass>giggles and looks at me like she's embarrassed>says "sorry, I thought I had forgotten my phone"is there any possible way I could have reacted to this non-autistically?
>>32020730I'm talking about instantaneous male like horniness, which is very rare for women. like the guy in question needs to be exceptional when I see him out in the world. if there's a genuine connection I get horny too. in a more real way
>>320207382 weeks i swear
>>32020732I used to, but he died a few years ago. Why?
>>32020739Who the hell keeps their phone in their ass pocket? That's a good way to get it stolen.
>>32020732the question was literally about if you have fantasies about people you retard lmao
>>32020728Most women smell better than men, period. When I used to take public transportation, I would literally look for a spot next to women because they always smell nicer. You stand next to some dude, and my guy his sweat smells lethal. You could tell he has worn that shirt for multiple days without changing it or washing it
>>32020739Women literally do not feel their ass-fat at all. it's like a chair cushion that's bolted on
>>32020728why would I know the answer to this
>>32020707FDoing bad
>>32020739Lmao I've done this>>32020741Tell you what, if it seems like it's caught on in 2 weeks, I'll admit defeat and post it too
>>32020744Women.
>>32020731I saw this video the other day where a bunch of girls were paid to take a dump in this rinky dink trailer, and when they finished wiping, the dude filming held an inspection for each individual girl. Basically, he wiped each of their butts to see if they wiped good, and only one out of the 20 had wiped their butt clean.
>>32020728I think my bf and I smell different, but equal. I actively love his smell, especially in bed. My own can be hot during sex too, but a little less so
>>32020748Please tell me this isn't true. I can handle women not caring about boobs, but asses too? No, I refuse to believe it.
are shit-colored eyes a dealbreaker for the hoes
>>32020707FDead metapod
>>32020707M, pic rel
>>32020760The only time I think about my ass is when I think it's getting too big from putting on weight.
>>32020759How do you smell your own ass?
>>32020760I care about my ass even less than my tits. They're both fat, but I can't see behind me, so I don't think about it at all. Boobs are a constant nuisance so I'm forced to think about them.
Guy talking about how he checked the uni out (diff city) cause gf was there and said it was lit. Yeah bro uni looks lit she probably getting smashed. Football players sth sth cracked hahaWhy did you women decide to make a bro feel like this >:(
>>32020753you're one of the good ones
>>32020703i guess that's the reason he's tolerating me since 5 years now.
>>32020768Oral after anal
Femanons, have you ever met a guy that made you go "I want to fucking SMASH." No personality bullshit.In the same vein as dudes who see a hot chick and say the same.
>>32020766Why would you say this if you didn't kill someone?
>>32020779Literally never. But I assure you, I do love men, just not instantly like how you describe.
>>32020656>My place isn't big enough to justify service like that unfortunately, and I'd just feel like you were getting jerkoff material from watching us all day, and possibly casing the joint to rob us blindOh I imagined I'd go home if I didn't have anymore tasks to complete. And you'd know exactly who I am, so I wouldn't be able to steal a pen without getting busted.
>>32020703both whitepilling and blackpilling
>femanon when chad shows up
>>32020779Only on twitter.And they're usually gay.
F but why is there stereotype that women with mental issues are really good in bed?
>>32020791>>32020783>feminine traits = instantly fuckableMaybe the male and female mind are not so different after all...?
>>32020761Maybe it's the lighting, but your poop probably shouldn't be quite that dark
>>32020779Does it count as "meeting them" if they're fictional characters in a JRPG?>>32020794I guess because "normal" women are anxious and concerned about how they're perceived, while others don't care about that and just go goblin mode in bed
>>32020794... femanon. It's that they take advantage of us being weak willed in order to have sex with us. Same as usual.
>>32020790That's a hooker
>>32020761Women prefer men with dark features That's why I'm a khhv, because I'm blond
>>32020779Not really. When I'm instantly physically attracted to a guy like that, it's more about feeling the tension in the moment and anticipating how we might interact. There's definitely an undercurrent of wanting sex but it's more like something in the periphery, and it's mixed in with a lot of other things
>>32020803No, hookers do that for money/
>>32020802Mentally ill women are more enthusiastic in the short term. Normal women have to warm up to you before they'll start jumping your bones
>>32020798I'm(91) bi tho. So... I can only guess that normie straight women like it when chad gets them drunk enough to get raped and robbed in their own houses.
>>32020779I only get this reaction from other women... we're just more immediately attractive, while men are a delicious slow burn of lustt. bi
>>32020811She sucked his dick for free?
>>32020782great question anon
>>32020807>I'm a khhv, because I'm blondNo, it's because you're fat and balding.
>>32020425Jesus Christ anon lmao
>>32020794if I had to guess mental issues = low self esteem = wants to please + open to more degradation?
>>32020807that's only partially true. dark hair/brows/lashes/ combined with light eyes is the best combination. generally the more contrast in your face the better. blonde hair is the most ideal for attracting ethnic girls tho
>>32020788I dumped a BPDemon over her bullshit. She was fucking me 4 times a day as well.
Asians, have you ever felt insecure about your eye shape?
>>32020707MThe Resurrection
>>32020707F Bringing Up Baby
>>32020586Awesome!
>>32020765Why that one?
>>32020828Your loss m8
>>32020707MFalse Dawn
>>32020844I'm not getting a final evolution. My life is just getting worse.
>>32020430Your voice is so hot! Do you modify it or anything?
>>32020767What's your first clue that it might be getting too big?
give me something to speak about on a date tomorrow PLEASE
>>32020851No
>>32020853>Your sex>Their sex
>>32020852Pants don't fit like they used to.
>>32020853Figs have dead wasps inside them.So if you've ever had a mysteriosly crunchy fig newton, you've eaten a wasp.
Men State ageWhats some of the best advice you ever got
>>32020847She's actually doing time for assaulting her latest guy
>>32020853Your hobbies and interests?
Femanons how do i even broach the subject of edating with a girl. Im into her, she might be into me, but I dont get e-dating. We live probably 3-4 hours away, so i could visit her if planned. Shes mentioned hating dating apps, but recently made a bumble (showed me her profile) and mentioned (not directly but online) talking to a guy. When i asked her about it he had been responding less frequently for awhile. Regardless, how do i bring up shooting my shot to my autistic oomfie who im obsessed with.
>>3202086742Any hole's a goal
>>32020870fnx
>>32020876Zoomie slang or typo?
>>32020794A lot of us have a desire to be pleasing to men, in a way that is different to the way neurotypical women want to be pleasing to men. A "crazy" girl is seen as an outlet for the subconscious evil of men. Deep down men are crazy, but they have to act normal in order to not go to jail or give normal women ick.A normal girl only interacts with the surface not-crazy part of men, and so she gets "bed death" and he gets fat or something like that and they break up or cheat on eachother.
>>32020878it predates zoomers
>>32020853Talk about the Jonestown massacre
>>32020823I don't like ethnic girls tho. I need a pale white brunette gf.
>>3202086727Focus on your career and don't be afraid to start a 0 if you are at a dead end.
>>32020794The most mentally ill girl I’ve known was also the hottest and most lewd so maybe there’s just something to it
>>32020891at 0%
>>32020870Only if she asks though or if the conversation goes somewhat relative to it. Like, don't just randomly start talking about your Warhammer miniatures or whatever.
>>32020794crazies are hip with the new age sex magic witch bitch stuff.
>>32020867M25https://youtu.be/jtc5RgBjQmE?si=kP_gk5WaUB58b1ZQFemanons, your take on this?
>>32020881is that what men tell you so they could punch you and spit on you during sex? that if you do that, hopefully you'll get the "reward" of not becoming fat or cheating on youlel
>>32020168A little bit scene.
>>32020168Goth. Still goth.
>>32020168Are scene girls emos with better makeup?
My hair looks nice for the first time since The Incident :)
>>32020898Everyone hates the homewrecker, nobody hates the man.
God I miss herAnyway
>>32020911Damn shame :/
>>32020779quietly yes but in reality i would like a real connection with the guy for the added wholesome aspect and desire to claim eachother
>>32020913Tell us why
>>32020912I broke ties with my brother for cheating on his wife
>>32020172Spiderman bro? How tf you not gonna list him. Spidey goes hard.
how icky are these shitboxesim thinking about buying one as a broke college studentare girlsssss gonna point and laugh
>>32020779Yes, but verbalizing that in public makes you seem like a slut.
>>32020853Urethral sounding
>>32020925Please be medium shirt white and nonbalding.
Best product to get ride of poop smell from the bathroom after using the toilet? I already got the fancy bum wipes but want something to deal with the smell. Could I leave a scented candle and lighter on the counter?>dont want her to smell my poop>dont want to smell her poop
>>32020926Spiderman has way too much soap opera. He's kind of a drama queen.
>>32020931Verbalizing that as a man would make you seem like a rapist.
>>32020672>sometimes that's just what you needif the challenge is worth a long term partner I think so too maybe. anons are fed up with me and tell me to get over him when I haven't tried to even make amends with him yet. ty ty
>>32020332M Depressed like usual. It usually increasing throughout the day. If I go on socials or dating apps it gets worse. Or if I look for a job lmao.
>>32020937>Best product to get ride of poop smell from the bathroom after using the toilet? I already got the fancy bum wipes but want something to deal with the smell.Fiber, anon. Eat a damned veggie.
>>32020937Why don't you just clean your bathroom?
What's your gender, and your favorite creepypasta story?
>>32020937Poo Pourri
>>32020947FRussian sleep experiments.
>>32020937get you some fuhbrease
>>32020940Well, around women, yeh. But guys do that with each other, right? That locker room talk thing? I try that kinda stuff with my girl friends and I'll get ostracized.
>>32020947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9R5vyDLrIMIgnoring the fuck-awful ending (so bad the sequel exists pretty much purely to retcon justify the shit ending)
men, would you date a girl with this body type?women, how is your body compared to this?
>>32020955You already posted this delicious woman the other day.
>>32020945>>32020944diet is fine and bathroom is spotless but its still going to stink if someone spends the night and needs to poop in the morning. >>32020951that stuff just adds more smell to the existing (literal) shit and is made for fabrics.
>>32020955FI'm thinner and narrower and flatter than her
>>32020912is that what you gathered from my comment? btw, the fact you imagined yourself as the "homewrecker" ... you realize i didn't even allude to you being one, YOU called yourself thatand do men leave their gfs to be with you? i'm gonna go on a hunch and say they don't, and you still finish last, much like PearlTell me I'm wrong. Tell me men are lining up to date you.
>>32020955Prime musclemaxxing material
>>32020958F I just have an air freshener can. It does the job.
>>32020633>autistic seventeen year old who reads too much manga Lmao very accurate description
>>32020955Similar hips but not as stocky.
>>32020958>but its still going to stink if someone spends the night and needs to poop in the morningJust get a glade auto sprayer?
>>32020794BESTPUSSYDISORDER
>>32020920Long story short she was beautiful in every way and her company was rejuvenating to say the least. Before it was over it felt like what love is supposed to feel like
how many pounds do i need to gain if i want to be a cute skinny boy without looking anorexic
>>32020955That's my shape. <3
>>32020958>that stuff just adds more smell to the existing (literal) shit and is made for fabrics.Tell me you haven't been shopping for a while without telling me you haven't been shopping for a while.
>>32020952I didn't think about that. Fair enough.Passing pics of cute chicks back and fourth asking "Smash or Pass" is a quintessential bro activity.
>>32020982single?
>>32020955M, Yeah.
>>32020937Ventilation fan
>>32020981Alter the weight until you get bmi 20.
>>32020133WomenThoughts on guys who like to eat pussy so much you buy him a snorkel?
>>32020959That's better in my opinion m'lady. >>32020938>Soap OperaReally? But I mean he is a high schooler desu.
>>32020981I'm 5'11" and look relatively lean at 159 lbs, though it's mostly muscle with a little bit of fat. I imagine if I went hard on cardio for a month, I'd minmax the Griffith physique
>>32020937This
>>32020980Why is it over?
>>32020984>"Smash or Pass"I kinda hate how this is a youtube meme thing now with like Pokemon or whatever the fuck.
If she agrees to come over to hang out alone with me and drink its safe to assume shes down for anything right?
>>32020985Not monogamous
>>32020515Very simple, calories in, calories out. I also wouldn't use her as example. Likely on gear in some form.
>>32020999Maybe not everything but most likely for some escalation, yes.
>>32020912btw, i don't mean to pressure you or anything. i just know men pleasing isn't the secret successful strategy you think it ismost women tried it at some point or another, and still got replaced, cheated on, maltreated, taken for granted, etc
sex on a first date?
>>32020850Damn. I like the metaphor though.
>>32021000even betterhow do I get into your pants?
>>32020980Sounds nice, anon. Do you think she misses you?
>>32020779Male, and yeah I have a story about this. This girl, I have NEVER had the first impression to just impregnate a girl before meeting her. I don't know where this urge came from, and I have never had any feelings even close to this from meeting anyone else, before or after.At that time I worked as an admissions nurse for the ER. My job is to ask basic questions, get people transferred in, give the care team the rundown on why they're here, etc. This girl came in having severe issues with what turned out to be ovarian pain, I helped transfer her into a room and went through the usual procedure. She wasn't even like a standout patient. Blonde shortish hair, blue eyes, fair skin, I think she was mid 20s. Her voice was just heavenly. Poor thing looked in intense pain. She mentioned having a young (i think under 2 yr old) son at home being watched by the grandparents. No idea if she was married or seeing anyone. She arrived by herself and I never followed up after. I have no idea but I just wanted to go completely feral, everything about her was just driving me mad with lust. When you're at a hospital, it usually means you're not at peak form, but she was just perfect for me. Instant crush, all while she's practically doubled over in constant 10/10 pain. Even her scent was just intoxicating. I don't even, I just don't know man. Never have I had such a desire for someone develop within the first second like that, it was like being under a spell.
>>32020992Is he? I thought he was a lab scientist now or some shit. He was only in high school for like the first 28 issues.
>>32020947FThe cave ones
>>32021002Are there any not glaringly obvious questions I could ask to get a subtle clue as to where this might go?
>>32020992>That's better in my opinion m'lady.Your opinion only means something if you wife me up
>>32021011This is a tangent but people in the comic book industry don't want their characters to grow. They keep doing reboots and resetting the status quo and stuff like that. Bugs me.
>>32021014No. Why do you need to know? Be ready for everything and ok with nothing and enjoy the moment.
How are we supposed to get gfs if we're just bugs to women?
I hate that the media is trying to erase masculinity because of the “patriarchy”. Men, and other women, name games and movies you like that have strong male themes and action.
>>32021007Nah
>>32021021I would still love you if you were a worm
>>32020947FWhite with Red
>>32021022Halo franchise.
If my gf wants a pet, would it be selfish of me to shut her down because I'm still sore about losing my dog around 10 months ago?I wouldn't mind in the future but it's too soon.
>>32020915Whaaaat whyyyyyyyy
>>32021022Grand theft auto and Horror games like resevil
>>32021027that situation is more like, if you already love him and he gets transformed into a worm
>>32021020well if she agrees i was going to mention that there is space for her to crash out since shell need to drive and she could bring overnight supplies (like PJs) so we start out with a slumber party vibe.
Women, if you had long day at work and finally get home would you rather have a hot bath with epsom salts ready for you or would you rather get eaten out?
>>32021042You can offer her to stay the night without knowing if you will get your dick wet or not but simply because she is a human being and those need to sleep and not drive home overly tired in the middle of the night.
>>32020995That’s hard to answer. If I’m being most realistic it’s because she didn’t want a committal relationship or didn’t feel the same way but only she knows for certain. It was a mess of both of our own makings
I'm jerking off to the massage parlor thread again..women tell me how disgusting I am
>>32021047Epson salt bath first because that’ll be gross for you guys to lick my potentially sweaty vagina, unless you like that shit.
>>32021047The bath.
>>32020955Yes
>>32021041You don't know my life
>>32020955>w>small and skinnyNot close to her physique at all
>>32021022>games and movies you like that have strong male themes and action.warcraft 3Halo 2/3/reachGears of warWarhammer lore in general
>>32021040Doesn't Resident Evil have a bunch of maternal themes and female trauma, sacrifice and recovery?
>>32021047The bath. You guys might like a sweaty vagina but it would make me insecure.
>>32021069Sure if you say so
>>32021037i don't think 10 months' too soon. if you think it is maybe it's because you haven't even started dealing with that loss (which means you're still at level 0) and you probably should start grieving instead of avoiding the subject
>>32020980>beautifulWhat did she look like
>>32021075It's literally the best when it's freshly sweaty, especially with a bush.
>>32020981awww ur so skinny... my little stick boy
>>32021077nta It took me years before i could get another dog
>>32020929Women don't care as long as the interior is clean and clearcoat fading is minimal. My ugly shitty 32 year old shitbox will not get me laid but at least I have a car.
>>32021083Be that as it may, it would make me insecure. And an insecure woman is bad for sex, right?
>>32021086i obviously can't tell you when it's the right time, but what is the delay going to change? it's not going to bring your pet back to life. refusing to accept sth doesn't undo it. idk.
>>32021049Why did you need it to fit a certain mold?
>>32020937>her poop>herWomen don't poop
>>32021011Later on yeah. I mainly consumed the cartoon show where he was in HS. Comics were similar I am pretty sure for the Amazing Spider Man, since I used to read those. It's been awhile though desu.>>32021019They like to rebot. So I constantly get confused. Batman for example. Last I remeber was the Owl arc with that group or whatever. >>32021016Bet. You already are based for using 4chan.
>>32020952> But guys do that with each other, right? That locker room talk thing?It's very low-brow. My friend group has never done that.
>>32021101wtf are you talking about it's grief how am i supposed to control when i get over it
>>32020960You sound jealous of me, despite not knowing me. Also you don't know what a homewrecker is, you can be one without knowing it.>do men leave their gfs to be with you?>Tell me men are lining up to date you.I'm not some kind of siren nympho or prostitute that hunts for men and steals them with magical powers. I assume I'm entering normal relationships until I'm taken advantage of. I'm already not mentally well so I don't have good judgement of boundaries and what is or isn't socially normal. A normal girl will play 600 different kinds of mind games and have like thousands of icks, I just have less social inhibition and less icks than a normal girl, and BPD.>>32021004I literally never said it was some kind of slick strategy, I just made an observation from my perspective. If you couldn't tell I'm the crazy one in my example, I don't know what normal people do if they're anything like >>32020925 they dogpile and excommunicate eachother for basic things.
>>32020929I don’t know cars. I think that’s a Honda isn’t it?
>>32021008Maybe. But that kind of thing is her business now. I don’t think I’m all that great so it’s probably not the case
>>32021090The right guy should make you feel secure
>>32021104DC did another company wide reboot. Something about Dr. Manhattan.
>>32020133Women; could you stop fucking 5-6 guys behind my back while I'm trying to be in a relationship with you? It's starting to get annoying.
>>32021113Why don't you think you're all that great?
>>32020937pop a window open; in minutes the air is changed and the smell is gone. like you can even do it b4 you poop to save time do you not have a window in your bathroom?
>>32020952Maybe not as vulgar but we like to compare which girls we know are the hottest.
>>32021120So cheating?
>>32021120Have you tried making us obsessed?
>>32021120Stop dating Stacies and just date me
>>32021123Who has a window you can open in your bathroom? Maybe one of those frosted glass things at best. Are you in the UK?
>>32021123basement apartment we have no window just a fan in the ceiling that does nothing
>>32021128In my home, all the bathrooms have windows that open.
>>32021102That’s just my needs if we’re talking love. I don’t want to be apart from someone I love and I don’t want to share.
>>32021067>Warhammer lore in gen-ACK Give it time. Already inserted girl custodes. Completely ignoring the factions already made with badass chicks. Wouldn't be suprised if in the next 5 years they have the 2 missing primarchs actually be full of chicks. Coming in to help in a dire moment in the lore. Also all those are older btw. Recently I would say best has been RDR 2 off the top of my head.
>>32021110yeah you very clearly have bpd. and i'm not responding to your nonsensical rant. literally 0 logic, you just talk hoping sth sticks, and i won't waste time on that.
>>32021136I get that but it sounds like you wanted to enforce it instead of letting it happen naturally.
>>32021136Was she cheating?
>>32021109i never said get over it, but you need to move on. you'll alays miss your pet, but that doesn't mean you should remain stuck in that point. and that's what refusing to get another pet eventually boils down to: refusing to admit your buddy is dead and gone p.s: i didn't kill your pet, so pls don't take shit out on me. my life isn't amazing as is.
>>32021141of course you won't I literally knew the exact second I wrote>I assume I'm entering normal relationships until I'm taken advantage of. I'm already not mentally well so I don't have good judgement of boundaries and what is or isn't socially normal.You would try and take the high road by not engaging because it makes you look bad, normal people are all the same, throw stones at glass houses and then blame the house the second it falls apart.
>>32021120tfw I have never cheated and don't want to
>>32021125Technically not cheating since the relationship isn't exclusive yet - and morally-speaking I'm completely fine with either of us seeing other people while dating casually - but it's insulting that it happens so often. Deep down I just know I'm being strung up and used.
>>32021154i promise i never finished reading your nonsense. kek. also, didn't this one either. what a miserable existence yours is though. you're a homewrecker (literally exposed yourself) but then you're like noooo, you areyou're comical!
>>32021162>I'm totally fine with this thing, but I'm upset that it keeps happeningKys, vermin. Degenerates like you created this situation.
>>32021126Obsessed in a negative way? No. And I would never want to use someone like that, that's disgusting.>>32021127Define Stacy.
>>32021163>I won't read your post also I'm ignoring your postI swear to god this is ENTJ
>>32021165I'm okay with gay people existing, I just don't want them to hit on me - same thing here. It's morally acceptable, just don't do it to me: I don't like it.
I want to masturbate to his pics but we aren't talking and I might cry later how to fix
>>32021168>Define Stacy.Girls who are fucking 6 guys at the same time...
>>32021175I'd love to meet women like that. All, what, three of them?
imo women who select for "moral" guys are welcome to have them lmao
>>32021175>>32021180That's literally me, the BPD skank no one likes
women: chest worship or ass worship?
State gender, please describe the personality and traits of your ideal bf/gf.
>>32021185Chestget away from my bunghole
>>32021142If it had a chance of happening naturally which I’m not really sure entirely what that means I mean love and dating don’t come naturally to me but it wasn’t clear that it could given exactly how we were and her insistence on not being a relationship>>32021150Nothing like that and she wasn’t mine to begin with.
Women...Assuming you know the guy well and consider him handsome, how easy (or not easy) would it be for a male friend to rest his head on you like picrel?
>>32021049Who ended it? What was the reason? Why was it messy?
>>32021189
>>32021186M I dont give a shit I'll know it when I see it
>>32021183Don't call yourself a skank (unless you identify with that, then do as you like). That said, I have dated toxic women with bad behaviour, and I'm never doing that again. Worst year of my life by far.
>>32021172Get out of the house and go on a walk or drive or bike ride. If you can, buy some cheap food like fast food or ice cream. If you can, see if your friends are free to hang and chill with them (ideally they will since they know you're in relationship mourning stage).If you really want to get off, then watch some porn and play with your dildo. If you really dont want to watch porn, then just masturbate to his pictures or videos. Going cold turkey ain't great, so just try to wean off gradually. At some point, you should be able to go out/on tinder and pic up guys to fuck (with a condom) instead
>>32021189It’s not happening, that’s only for bf’s and girl friends
>>32021200People call me whatever, slut, whore, homewrecker, skank, etc. I might as well own it. Most of the bullshit in my life is always my fault.>That said, I have dated toxic women with bad behaviour, and I'm never doing that again. Worst year of my life by far.bad behaviour? Like rude? or mean, or what.
>>32021187>get away from my bungholetheres a difference between liking butt cheeks and liking buttholes
>>32021117Shit is very tiring. It's truly been over for comic books...
What happened to that chick who was obsessed with that one musician? She ever get over him yet and leave this hellhole?
>>32021117Watchmen characters are in DC mainstream now?
>>32021194She did and I don’t know. She had to get away from me for some reason. I think because she couldn’t give me what I wanted leading me to not be able to give her what she wanted. But I’m also biased and in the dark so were it possible and you could get her answer it might be totally different.
>>32021169... find someone who loves and respects you and stop thinking being down to being mistreated is a super power. peace.
Gf just sent me this snap. She is generally the type to talk a lot of shit and make jokes. I’ve been thru a lot and it’s not always easy for me to be vulnerable and we’ve had talks about this. She’s the same way most of the time. I don’t know how to feel about it. What do you guys think? Harmless joke or kind of shitty?
>>32021183where do you meet guys at?
>>32021219>*middle finger*peace.
>>32021213are u talking about my otis royale..
>>32021186FKind, compassionate, positive, lighthearted, confident, trustworthy, responsible, encouraging, supportive, loyal
>>32021217What did you want that she couldn't give you? She didn't give any reason at all
>>32021220If she's the same way with being uneasy being vulnerable, I'd say she's being harmless. She probably thinks that's how you think of her, too.
>>32021224What a fucking bitch! Gee, I wonder why men aren't staying even after being an asswipe to them.
>>32021220Harmless joke, remind yourself that you are sensitive and she probably aren’t out to hurt you.
>>32021209Well I'm sorry for the awful treatment you seem to have received until now.>bad behaviour? Like rude? or mean, or what.No, more like: using mental illnesses as an excuse to lie or cheat, emotional outbursts, screaming, gaslighting, everything is always my fault.And the worse part, is that I check her facebook page yesterday and she looks like she's in a much better place mentally and emotionally. And I wish her well, because she deserves it. But me, unless the person I'm dating who has a mental illness is really trying to make things better and mitigate her symptoms, I'm not giving. I gave too much and got nothing out of it.
>>32021234Generally speaking yeah. She’s not always good at opening up about the way she thinks and feels. I’m not like really offended or anything but I kind of scratched my head a little bit. >>32021238I replied “hahaha the worst part is it goes both ways,” and then responded to a text she sent me about a trip we have planned
>>32021220She probably really cares about you and want you to be able to be more vulnerable with her. But you've been walling yourself up so much it's become an inside joke.
>>32021185Ass, mine is exceptionally nice
>>32021242Ok, your responsive was actually pretty passive aggressive. That's a worse part?
>>32021242At least you've taken it well. I really hope the both of you will make it.
i see a lot of posts on adv about men being uncomfortable with their gfs body count and it makes me worry a lot, because mine is five. i guess i am a slut.
>>32021242You should have mirrored the pic and sent it back with that line. Cmon anon it was right there
>>32021252Doesn't matter much when I'm going to die alone anyway.
>>32021252The girl I'm currently seeing has a body count of 50+. (my own is 4). This won't stop me from seeing her.Depending how old you are, 5 is relatively normal. You really shouldn't be talking about yourself like that. And honestly, if it's something he stresses about, he's got petty views on women imo.
>>32021220Play along in a joking way, like >Damaged? *crying emoji* I meant broke as in I need moneyYou know, something really stupid that doesnt make anything awkwardIf you think it's shitty, don't do this to other people and move on "like a man". Not worth causing a big problem out of something small. Keep opening up to her, build your bond together. Objectively, its sorta shitty to say stuff like that. Like, what response are you expecting? It's pointless passive aggression. If she is passive aggressive in other ways, remember it and if it causes a real problem then express the issue with her, but dont mention this experience.
>>32021229uh, idr the details. Just the existance. Well, you get over him yet? How'd you do it?
men, would you date a woman with this body type?women, would you feel comfortable with a body like this?
>>32021183What sort of guys have you been with?
>>32021252Don’t care. I got 30+ no complaints here
>>32021268Started talking to reaaal boys lolI also had to sell my second concert ticket because i wasn't able to go anymore
>>32021245Again, she’s the same way. It’s really hard for her to talk about when something upsets her. >>32021249Well she and I will both shit talk eachother in a joking and playful way and she has always made comments about how she appreciates that I give it back to her. So I figured I should just throw it back at her I guess >>32021262All in all everything is fine. We saw eachother after work today and she was being really lovey and sweet. She’s supposed to go meet up with a girl friend she hasn’t seen in a bit and said she wants to come over after. The other anon said I sounded too passive agressive and now I’m hoping I really didnt.
>>32021252The context in which you added to your body count (relationships vs hookups/fwbs/ons) matters a lot too. If you've only had sex in 5 committed relationships, vs a lower number that's only had one night stands, that's more acceptable to most.
>>32021186California, pp-haver.I believe it would be misogynistic and in poor taste to put forth a list of traits that I believe a woman should fit the criteria of before considering them for a relationship. Furthermore, it limits the number of potential partners. If someone has had poor success in their previous relationships--either with regards to obtaining a partner or maintaining a relationship--why not change what you are looking for in a partner? Of course, there are certain criteria which are objective for the most part, such as good moral standing--which, ironically enough, is subjective with respect to our own morals and beliefs. (Taller than me, smarter than me, able to kick my ass but not all that muscular; fit, and wouldn't mind me making the occasional out-of-pocket (jocular) remark about the Jews and others, but would stop me from being a chud; she'd make me a better person). Realistically however, I'd be happy to find someone with whom my relationship can last through the "honeymoon" phase past each stage in our relationship. I'd like to be able to work out issues with her and always come to an agreement of sorts; a compromise if not an understanding.
>>32021269FI would never allow myself to end up like that
>>32021269M probably
>>32021277Consider that she possibly meant the joke to be aimed at herself as well. It's almost a cry for help.
>>32021269FNo, I wouldn't let myself get that disgustingly fat.
>>32021269F no
>>32021269>men, would you date a woman with this body type?Absolutely yes. And many of my friends have dated / are dating someone with that body type right now.
>>32021269MI have dated a woman with this body type before, or at least one very similar. This pic is unflattering, and the shorts don't help, they're making her look worse.
OK femanons, I gotta go to class with my teacher who is being difficult and a nuisance on purpose.
>>32021252I’m a girl, too, but by default we’re sluts, even if we were to wear a full body suit in the dead of summer. Even if we were never to have touched a man.
>>32021269F No, that's personally disgusting to me. Also, is she anglemaxxing her boobs?
>>32021269I would date a girl like that because I have lowered my standards immensely in hopes that I don't die alone like I deep down know I will.
>>32021285We’ve both gotten a lot better about opening up and we’ve had some deep talks and I do believe it’s strengthened our relationship. I would almost argue it’s harder for her to open up than it is for me. But we both still do it.
>>32021252Their opinions are just an opinion (and in my opinion suck). Don't date guys with these opinions cuz yall aint compatable. Lots of guys dgaf. Just make sure your values are determined early on so you dont waste each other's time. I find it so dumb that couples get married and dont realize they aren't compatible cause one wants children and the other doesnt.
>>32021220agree with >>32021262it's kind of shitty but only because she's hiding behind "humor" and passive agressiveness to complain about an issue in your relationship. i don't appreciate this style of indirect "communication". it causes a lot pent up resentment over time. it's also cheap: it reduces a real issue to a meme, and it's kinda cowardly, etc etcbesides, who tf would want to open up when you're being pushy about it
Women how can i stop being scared of you?
Why do girls hate women who are plapmaxxing?
>>32021222apps, venues, bars, clubs, airports, parties, beaches, vacation, traveling, work, friends, mutual friends, etc.>>32021186he's nice enough, and respects my boundaries, maybe tall, patient, kind of sigma but not violent, kindhearted>>32021235I'm being funny. Have you never seen a downward spiral? Relax. Live a little.>>32021241I'm sorry she put you through that. I'll let you in on a (not so secret) secret. Most BPD people assuming she is BPD she sounds like it) HATE themselves. A LOT. They hate themselves so much that almost ever single thing they do is a kind of self harm. If she seems happier, she's just lying to everyone, or the novelty hasn't overstayed its welcome. I guarantee she is not in a better place, she's just high or faking it.>>32021271Phone book. Coloring book. Alphabet. Taller. Smaller. Older. Richer. Poorer. Manlier. Sweeter. Dangerous. Fat. Muscular. Smarter. dumber.>>32021269FI'd actually cry if I looked like this, but I have body dysmorphia.
>>32021186FA cat in human male form. Or kind, loyal, independent, ambitious, sensitive, open minded, patient. Professional shit poster and memer.
>>32021300What's the reason you're afraid though?
>>32021300Talk to us.
>>32021269Im a small guy so I would'nt be able to carry her and that'd make me hate myself. Would be good friends tho
>>32021298what if i want to date a guy who is possessive? i think a bodycount of five would repulse that type of guy.
>>32021269male hard pass
>>32021275nice nice
>>32021300Read thishttps://mangadex.org/chapter/83e5f716-3f31-4d0e-bd20-e033623c7a27
>getting to know a girl through a friend>click really well so we naturally start telling stories from our pasts >reveals she used to be a stripperwhat do you do in this situation?
>>32021306I dont want you to look at me like i'm a creeper when i talk to you>>32021307Hello, how are you
>>32021309You could just lie or not bring it up.
>>32021262>>32021299Do you think it’s reasonable to have a conversation about it? I don’t want to make it a big deal. We both joke about a lot of stuff. As much as she talks shit she is also very vocal and affectionate and expressive about the way she feels about me and vice versa. It’s not always easy but if anything has ever bothered one of us we’ll talk about it.
>>32021269You keep posting yourself, do you have a bully kink or what. Exhibitionism?
>>32021309Don't date him. Run for the fucking hills.
>>32021317End up with a friend, but I don't pursue her romantically
>>32021316I can't right now, but i do not hate nor do i want to punch women lol
Are we back to early 00s body shaming anons?
>>32021315why r u asking
>>32021318I'm good, thanks for asking. How are you doing? [notices that you're looking at my boobs but doesn't say anything]
>>32021324i dont mean like murderous levels of possessive i mean a healthy romantic level where they want my phone password, want to know where im spending my time and from time-to-time get jealous.
>>32021269I'd have to see the face first. Some girls can have skinny faces that works great with that body
>>32021331You know what, yes... I'm tired of pretending fat women should be excused and even praised for their lack of self control.
>>32021303I know she had huge self-esteem issue. I also know everything she did was self-destructive. And yet, I want to believe that she is happier now. Because as much as I've seen the bad, I've also seen the good deep down. And she was amazing and deserves the world.
>>32021331Did it ever truly go away? There may have been a brief period where it waned in a specific context, that of uplifting women ("body positivity" basically never applied to men), but even that was quickly turned back into a cudgel with which to beat women, by vocally declaring fat women to be "brave", one had a publicly acceptable insult.
>>32021232I wanted her but in a totally serious way. Committed boyfriend and girlfriend. She did express how she didn’t think she could be a good girlfriend and to be fair she did have trouble with valuing herself. I think it’s totally possible for example that she did like me like that but worried about getting closer to someone even me. But I didn’t really know what to think after that and being someone who can’t really do casual relationships even if I made it seem that way I pulled back and from there I think it just wasn’t what it was before that for either of us. If there were reassurances that could have kept us together neither of us were seemingly getting them across. So I also have to consider that I just felt more strongly out of the two of us.
>>32021331it feels like women can be whatever they want to be. men are entering a new hellscape. the roles have been reversed.
>>32021309lol, a guy an be possessive and still not care about body count. It's not even close to a 1-1 thing.
>>32021333>How are you doing?A little tired, but I'm alright>[notices that you're looking at my boobs but doesn't say anything]Women can tell...?
>>32021331We never stopped
>>32020911Hey! Welcome back orange hair lady. I bet you’re feeling happier huh?
>>32021331>>32021352Men have never stopped being mocked for being short or having a small dick.Literally all that's changed is virilingo or whatever the fuck is the [current thing] npc accepted visual deformity and fat people expect a pat on the back for refusing to stop being fat
Women can i hug you? tightly?
>>32021338Maybe, but you also said>i think a bodycount of five would repulse that type of guy.And that's where I have issues. That to me doesn't mean something about you, it means something about him: possessiveness stems from trauma and insecurity. And I don't want you do deal with the possible ugly sides of that.
>>32021317Keep getting to know her, I don’t care if she is a stripper or OF girl
>>32021317What do you have against strippers and/or sex workers?
Ah so the I can continue to scream into the void. Thanks anons.What about fat bear week?
Post gender.Two hypothetical scenarios:1. You can regrow severed limbs with no real difficulty. Do you let the love of your life eat one of your fingers so you're with him/her forever?2. Same situation, but reversed; he/she can heal and wants you to eat one of his/her fingers, so they can always be with you. Do you take a bite?
>>32021355>Women can tell...?Lol, yes. You get a pass if it's just a short glance once or twice but don't do it often. Especially if I'm talking to you.
>>32021369Scenario 1, and then tell that crazy bitch to fuck off.
>>32021353explain this to me. it is interesting news. >>32021362but i want a guy who is possessive. ive dated men who arent possessive and it just makes me feel unwanted.
>>32021372>You get a pass if it's just a short glance once or twiceYou wont still be a little grossed out?
>>32021188In what way did she insist that she didn't want to be in a relationship?>>32021347How did she respond to you wanting to get serious? How long were you guys in this limbo state?
>>32021369MWhy not both?
>>32021369MHave you ever read Fire Punch? I’d feed her like that like my whole arm every day and I don’t need her to do it too. I wouldn’t turn it down if presented
>>32021367Why wasn’t the pic of a black cat, also referred to as a void. Missed opportunity, bad cat poster
>>32021377Not if you're really subtle about it. I am aware that men like looking at breasts.
>>32021345That's actually really sweet. I want to throw up. But, I guess in case you want closure: She actually liked you and wasn't faking it despite being toxic, she wasn't lying in the good times, that's for damn sure. All the laughs and smiles and positive feelings were genuine, just the bad stuff wasn't fair to you.
you know how when you cum, you get that post-nut clarity and are immediately "she don't matter, she's just some girl"?well I'm starting to get that when I work outis this a good thing?
Girls, how can I get to be the one to apply moisturizer on your skin every night?
>>32021369FI'll eat him
>>32021389Be a hot sub woman
I kill my baby momma.
>>32021321Having an argument or discussion irl is the same as having one online, in which you must always ask yourself an important question: is it worth it? It's not at all worth it to have a discussion about this. Passive aggression IS, so if you notice that she does this shit a lot then yeah, bring it up. But THIS isn't just about her, it's about you and how you interact with her. It's a good thing to not hide important stuff from your partner. Try to be more open to her. This is what you take from her comment, which is why you shouldn't have given a passive aggressive response back - though it's somewhat warranted since she did it first, it's so dumb to even attempt escalation. In the same vein as before, what were you expecting her response to be? Do you really wanna get into an all out argument over something stupid? Why tf did you risk it? Learn to take a punch and move on. Also learn not to be a doormat and know which problems DO need to be addressed. Everyone does wrong shit all the time, and if you're constantly addressing them, you'll undoubtedly end up being a hypocrite at some point. Focus on the right problems, especially when they involve yourself. Like being open to your gf.
>>32021369MIs this love of my life confirmed to be the perfect woman for me? If she is, then there's no downsides into letting her eat one of my fingers, unless "forever" means that we'll end up immortal
>>32021332people ask about getting over other people, I tell em to just find new people and focus on themselves, I remember you, seems you fixed your problem, congrats
How can I include chia seeds as part of my diet?
Women do stomach rubs help with period cramps?
>>32021400time heals all wounds
>>32021386>I want to throw upThat's what I get for wishing someone love I guess. >But, I guess in case you want closure...I appreciate it, but I knew. That's why it's all the more difficult to go. Not because I wanted to, but because I had to, for my own health.
>>32021381Both is fine. I may have poorly framed the question; I'm asking if you'd let her eat you and if you'd eat her, not "which scenario do you prefer">>32021382I've read it>>32021390Would you want him to eat one of your fingers (or some other part of you, if you prefer the symbolism of him eating some other body part such as your heart or tongue or whatever)?>>32021399Yes
>>32021388She does matter just not to you
>>32021404Not for me, they make it worse. You want to do something nice for me, make me a cup of tea.
>>32021281>>32021286>>32021287>>32021293>>32021303lol, all women, including me, says no! Just like them, I’d cry or hate myself if I let myself go to look like… that.
>>32021321what would the conversation lead to though anon? genuinely asking.she's trying to say you're not open with her, which I guess maybe try not to keep her in the dark about stuff going on in your life if you have been lacking in this aspect. but if she means past trauma, this isn't just something you can whine to get. you can't just whine your way into getting someone to open up, can you? they just do when they feel ready to. and quite frankly, this specific attitude would personally make me shut down even further. because how does she not understand that to someone who's been through shit in their life, respecting that boundary of letting that person talk when they feel like it, giving them space... could be almost vital to them (because it would make them feel like they're regaining a bit of control)it's selfish and immature to pressure someone to open just because you want the assurance you're close enough. she wants the prize without having done the work for it.
>>32021408>Both is fineI'd let her eat mine then. I'd be okay with the pain. The feeling of eating a finger though... not so much.
>>32021401why would you?you trying to grow a chia pet out of your asshole?
>>32021413>make me a cup of teawith or without milk?
>>32021369She'd give me a scowl, and in her head contemplate why tf she is with me, and break up later over this one ick, and I'll hate myself for asking a stupid question from 4chan of all places
>>32021352>world creates more incels>hilarity ensues It’s almost like this was somewhat planned
would you date a guy who recently got out of a "femboy" phase (that hasn't had sex with a man)i am 18 and i dont really know what i want to do with myself. it was a temporary thing because i was confused about my identity. i dont have bpd but i am a little damaged and vulnerable at the moment. i do intend to rebuild myself soon.
>>32021383Ah, here you go. I rest now
>>32021376In what ways were they not possessive in that you felt unwanted?
>>32021401My mom dumps a spoonful of them in milk and drinks them down like that
>>32021304Insanely descriptive
>>32021430>didnt want sex with me>said they were okay with me being with other people>didnt seem to care what i was up to or who i was with
>>32021419No, I heard they're really healthy for you.
>>32021388Why have you made the child into chcocolate?
I love>her
Women how can a man arouse you?
>>32021418Cringe, imagine not being strong enough to carry part of the love of your life with you forever just because of icky feelings>>32021422Her only ick is being too much of a bitch to chew a finger.
>>32021302Glory be to the plap gf
>>32021357I wouldn't say I'm happier but I am Base Levelish
>>32021420Without, thanks. I like minty stuff.
>>32021427You’ll never be a man, so, no.
>>32021427>"femboy" phaseAnon discovers bisexuality>[mindless therapy-babble]And hides his inability to make a single decision as a mental health crisis
>>32021401You can put them on pretty much anything. I like them over yogourt.
>>32021431Based the only way to drink tea is with copious amounts of milk lactose intolerantfags feel threatened
>>32021414>>32021286>>32021281>>32021287>>32021293>>32021303If this way of thinking is so common on women, why are there fat women out there?
>>32021431Without chewing? That seems not so good.
>>32021401If you're gonna eat them raw, make sure you soak them in water for a few minutes to expand before consuming, otherwise you'll become a chia pet.
>>32021427
>>32021445understood>>32021447i dont wanna be bisexual ive never fucked a dude... because of that i still consider myself straighti hate that label i dont wanna be in the LGBTQIABCDEFAGGOT community im not like those people
>>32021427ofc, not.i don't date 18 year olds!
>>32021452Normies are praised for it in today's society without realized how predatory this is. Keeps them buying junk food and medicine.
>>32021457Step one is to stop being a fag.>But I'm not having sex I-I-I'm not a fag!A fag is not only a fag when he's got a dick up his ass, a faggot is recognizable even outside of the bedroom.
>>32021453I think they absorb the water and become jelly-like? Not sure, I'll ask her sometime
>>32021407>That's what I get for wishing someone love I guess.I'm just being a bitch. You're fine. Find someone that treats you better.
>>32021452Anon, it was six responses on a Cambodian rock climbing forum.
>>32021452>eat problems away>gain weight>hate self>cope by eat your problems away>cycle repeatsAlso people normalize the fuck out of it.
>>32021474Just say 4chan thanks
>>32021380It was like she immediately shot down the idea bringing up that she didn’t see herself as being able to be a good girlfriend. It seemed to scare her and I think she was being sincere. I don’t remember the timeframe of things anymore but we still talked for a while after that. I’m not sure anon what your interest in it all is but trust me it isn’t something that can be helped. Some things aren’t meant to be.
>>32021479I like the meme, ok...
>>32021394>>32021417I’ve opened up to her quite a bit. I didn’t even mean for the comment to be passive aggressive I just figured I should talk shit back. That’s what we usually do. And we do address and communicate important things. How am I being a door mat?
>>32021442Happier than being totally distraught and miserable, surely. Has life, hair aside, been going well?
its obvious to me nowshe deserves better
>>32021477It's like alcoholism in that way.Do you see people praising alcoholism or heroin addicts?
>>32021457>understoodWhat I mean is:It seems like what you said in your OP that you can’t become a standard man: masculine, muscular, and strong. You have mental illness and were a femboy for god’s sake. You really think you’ll be be able to come back from that?
>>32021482>And we do address and communicate important things.Then why did you come here asking if it was shitty?
>>32021269I can’t date a girl with a jewish barrel body, even my gf thankfully has wide shoulders and wide hips to compensate for this
>>32021269oof, and i thought i've said pretty fatphobic stuff on here. turns out i'm in good company.anyway, i hope i'd never end up looking like that. i wouldn't hate my body. and everyone who says i'll never end up like that, you actually can. and i'm not talking about the hypothyroidism meme. there is no shortage of diseases that make you feel lethargic, which would lead to weight gain.so while i've shit on fat women in the past in this thread, i also realize that anyone could end up looking like that under unforseen circumstances.
>>32021487>Do you see people praising alcoholism or heroin addicts?No. What the hell does that have to do with me? I’m not the one who writes the rules.
Asking seriously, how do I stop being a bitch. I'm a bitch to literally everyone.
>>320214341. sounds gay, or maybe yall just dont spark well together, it happens2. not at all normal, most guys don't want their girls fucking other people. Not judging tho3. well, most people should care to the extent that if you go missing or hurt they'd want to know, so more of a safety thing. On the other hand, being constantly afraid of getting cheated on is sort of a red flag. A good relationship requires trust, so a better person would trust their partner in who they hang out with to an extent. Guys who don't let their girls have male friends are a huge red flag, for example. I don't know the guys you dated so who knows what this discordance between you two is.>>32021376While caring about body count is in some sense possessive, I doubt most guys who want this, want it for this reason. I'd guess that more often than not it's more because these dudes have a "standard" for their girl, almost like a bullet point list. Something like, blonde hair, blue eyes, 5 foot ___, homemaker, feeds me, does my chores, sucks my cock, wipes my ass etc. In this case, the bullet point would be for "purity", or "pure". It's not possession but more like purity, usually for the sake of purity alone. Like, if a spoon is dropped into a toilet, taken out, washed with soup, and given to someone to eat with, how many people would take it? Do they not believe in soap? Are they anti-vaccers? Are they stupid and irrational? No, it's just, sorta disgusting, the concept. The same goes here, in that it was never a sense of possession they yearned for, but an almost irrational reason.I could say more but ill hit the limit soon
>>32021499I certainly and literally cannot become like that. It’s not easy for everyone to build a strong appetite and vacuum every food and drink they see.
>>32021499I fucked an asian lady with this exact body type I still couldn’t figure out if she had fake or real tits
>>32021503become a stoic
>>32021503Latina genes that’s just how they talk
>>32021490i meant that i accepted what you saidill just be a monk or something from now on. i've got too many screws loose.
I don't like Latinas, they're too loud, and some of them look bogged.
>>32021515>like the niggers
>>32021480Did she say why she didn't think she'd be a good girlfriend? I just want to work through it and her mindset, I understand what's done is done
>>32021503know when the shut up, know how to not make an issue worse, know when a person needs to be told to fuck off
how much alcohol does it take to make you feel anything?>tfw need 5+ shots of 80 proof vodka
>>32021515
>>32021500Sorry, I wasn't commenting on what you said there. I hoped the space would show it was a new topic. I won't do that in the future.
>>32021524>Haw-
>>32021524Fuckwit had to post this to shadow my pic rel don’t ever post this dumb shit again fuck off
>>32021524Profoundly mid women that look utterly infertile next to the peak of trve breedability >>32021269This body could offer one enough sons to rule all of Europe and a sizable portion of Asia
>>32021483I've been okay a little stressed out but what can you doHow are youu
>>32021531No, I’m sorry too for being a snarky bitch right there. I won’t do it again either. We’re cool?
>>32021505It's doesn't have to be about apetite, it could be because of decrease activity. Imagine if you couldn't move much for months because one health condition, complication .. or another. I'm saying this because that was a worry of mine last year. Thankfully I regained my health before I became fat. But that time made me, someone whose entire life has thought "I woul never look like that" think "yes you could and it wouldn't even be by choice"
>>32021524Im a small dude, so I'll just take 3 shots then have a normal drink on hand to not lose momentum. I do enjoy how economical it is, to not have to spend as much as other people.
>>32021499Yeh, I'm not discounting the affects certain disorders have but sadly I'm not going to assume that when poor impulse control is often more of a reason.
Either genderDo you have a favorite fake fruit flavor? Like for candy or soda.>>32021536I’m fine! Little somber here and there but I cheer up fast.
>>32021414Yeah I wouldn't get that way if I had a choice, so the only alternative is they didn't choose that.>>32021452genetics or doesn't care if they're fat.>>32021511I don't want to.>>32021512I'm not a latina I'm french.>>32021523Explain.>>32021524Depends on my mood.
>>32021524F I'm a lightweight. I have like one beer and I start to feel fuzzy.
>>32021537[brofist]
>>32021492I don’t know. A part of me felt like it was a small dig but after thinking about it I don’t think it really was. Again, she and I talk a lot of shit to eachother and its never caused any issues. We both have a playful and teasing sense of humor and can pick on eachother for stuff like that. I felt insecure about it in the moment but I feel like it was a harmless joke. She knows I love her and want to open up to her and she’s aware that she needs to be better about opening up too. I also believe that my response was pretty warranted. She likes it when I throw stuff back at her and vice versa. I think there are times when we both make jokes that are a little too much snd if that’s ever happened we’ve immediately told eachother that’s the case. But that’s been rare. We make jokes like this to eachother all the time. I think I just got sensitive and insecure in the moment.
>>32021543Coconut is a great flavour, chocolate and orange is hard to beat, apple juice is the OG, im a sucker for lemon
>>32021543MI hate oranges but I love orange flavor.
Women, do you do chest bumps?
>>32021546French people are famous for their rudeness and apathetic approach that’s why Gaddafi decided to fill your country with blacks as promised at the UN council resolutions
>>32021546>so the only alternative is they didn't choose thatMost fat and obese people “choose” to be because of their poor lifestyle, which can be changed.
>>32021546>Depends on my mood.that's not how alcohol works
>>32021524Fucking ugly, pig-nose women.
>>32021543F fake banana tastes nothing like the real thing but I like it.
>>32021540my comment was about the idea "I would never look like that"you could, that was my point. and I say that as someone whose always thought that about myself, because my self esteem wouldn't let me get to that point. that was until i had to worry about not gaining weight last year when i was bedridden. even if you eat a morsel of food, it's not going anywhere. i'm thankful i could get up and move little by little before I had to deal with weight gain. Also the fact I couldn't keep much food down helped I guess. Anyway, my point wasn't don't be mean to fat girls (I've said some fatphobic shit on here myself multiple times), it's just that don't be so sure about what can happen in life. never say "oh that would never happen to me/be me"
>>32021555Only ironically.
Need Jewish side hoe
>>32021528Start auctioning your belongings and get addicted to gambling in the process
>>32021269F, this used to be me, but I slimmed down and kept the boobies <3
>>32021520Yeah she did and I think I can see why she believed it but it didn’t change how I felt and it left me with no good option. Sometimes I do wish I could just not care about the labels the defining and all that maybe we could have been closer longer but that’s how I am. I try to respect her privacy and not give all the details even in a place like this so sorry if that’s a bit disappointing in a way but I don’t want to say more about what she told me. Some people don’t think they can have a normal relationship because of themselves and for her and people like her I really feel for them on that. I hope she finds a way if she really wants it.
>>32021562bro what, they're cute af. The camera's is at like their waist level, you're gonna see everyone's nose at that height
>>32021591They have bulbous man noses.
>>32021591Ugly people are ugly no matter what angle you look at them, if you fail to realize this then you’re most likely ugly too
A woman made eye contact with me in the train right now and was staring.Women never do that again. You made me very uncomfortable.
>>32021593go be gay somewhere else, fags
>>32021557A Frenchman is on an expedition in the AmazonHe is captured by a tribe of natives. After some time, the Frenchman says, >"my great grandfather died by sword while fighting for France, I shall do the same to honor him."He takes a sword and impales himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn him into a canoe.>>32021560At least they eat what they like.>>32021561News to me.
>>32021597Are you afraid she'll follow you off the train and sexually assault you?
>>32021599>News to me.then you need to drink more
>>32021598Anon, you're seriously being distracted by the bodies.
I like women. Women good.
>>32021599>At least they eat what they like.More like what they can afford.
my neat little world of lies is crumbling around me
>>32021601No that would be based, I would instantly fall in love with any woman who rapes me but I hate it when they look at me.Stop it.
>>32021611Source for this claim? Do you have a repudiated published source in a scientific journal for this? Did snopes fact check this?WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR SOURCE?!
Femanons How would you want to be approached by a stranger on the bus? Assume he’s fit, full head of hair, walks with a full stride. Very handsome and intelligent guy. Very humble too.
>>32021597Can you briefly describe her body type?
>>32021599Total colonizer death
>>32021623For starters, he can ONLY sit by me if it's because he gave up his seat for an old personThen he may flash me an "is this ok?" smile before sitting in the seat next to meThen he can ignore me for the rest of the ride and hopefully get off before me so I don't have to slide my ass past him
>>32021623I honestly wouldn't on the bus because that means I'm either going to work or coming home from work and either tired or angy.
>>32021628Brown. Dyed hair black roots.C cups?Idk her ass size shes sitting atm.
>>32021623I always wanted to fuck on a train
Pretty English Roses should oppress a poor Paddy like me. By which I mean they should ride my face like a Cromwellian cavalryman.
>>32021623i can't think of a single situation where i wouldn't react like a deer in headlights and pretend he doesn't exist, sorry
Does anyone want a wieght loss hack? Truly. Sleep. Spend most of your day sleeping. When you're asleep, you don't eat, you don't feel hungry. And your body burns fat to keep you alive. So basically: hibernate.When I was younger, during summer vacation, when I was bored and we didn't go anywhere, many times I would just sleep, an I would end up losing weight even though I didn't need it.
Running a train on femanon on the train
>>32021639I have it’s fun when the train stops and everyone goes flying forward lmao
>>32021644Elvia did this and he binge ate later when unchecked then died from constipation
Women, do you really get the ick when a guy doesn’t have streaming services but chooses to torrent everything instead?
>>32021623If a guy on the bus can look at my face for five seconds without glancing down at my boobs, I'd marry him on the spot.
>>32021654real men pirate
>>32021644Without any electrolytes this is how your body can go into shock and you won’t even notice because you’re asleep
>>32021524Usually around 5ish. Some times though I was going up to 8ish. Depends if I have been drinking or not leading up to it.
>>32021654No, but it's not the most welcoming setup for guests, is it? I'd feel a bit awkward asking you to torrent anything specific. I find most of my media by flipping randomly through streams.
>>32021622Here you go
>>32021644this is what I did too. I would joke "I'm having sleep for dinner" and went to bed really early, and it worked. it's that simple.
>>32021654YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEEBEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
>>32021654it comes with other assumptions like "this guy is going to make fun of me for having an iphone and paying for netflix and being a chestlet"
Women would you read this paper? >>32021669
WHERE IS HATRIS ANON?!I want to play it but idk which version
>>32021669Points for OC>>32021688Yes
>>32021664>I'd feel a bit awkward asking you to torrent anything specificWhy?
>>32021252Well, yes. That's what you chose.Notice how the supportive comments are either manwhores, men dating extremely promiscuous women, or both.>>32021278They clearly weren't committed, which is why it's so easy to get to a "body count" of 5.One of the most damaging memes is how people convince themselves that sex while dating is somehow "commitment", despite the entire point of dating being that you can unilaterally walk away for any reason. So you can evaluate a potential spouse without being stuck with them.That's not commitment.>>32021504Imagine comparing women to spoons while thinking it's a dunk on men who want to be their wives' first and only. Clown world.
I want a gf to cuddle, but idk if I wants gf for the other things
>>32021591They’re ugly. End of.
>>32021692It's just how my brain is organized, I can't think of specific things on the spot, I browse by genre and pick something that way.Just seeing a list of files is meaningless when you suddenly forget the title of every movie ever made.That plus nervousness = unable to suggest something to watch. Yes, I'm nervous at a guy's place! Always remember that women are humans that get anxious too.
>>32021583can i see them?
>>32021664For the record, I’m thinking more in line with a home theater PC setup, not just dragging a laptop over with an HDMI cable.
Hi girlies I need to lick your vaginas
>>32021662anon, people fast for 10+ hours a day. and the human body can survive a few days without water. pls, i never said don't drink water. all i'm saying is if you can't survive sleep, maybe you're not god's favorite
>>32021700Too bad, I'm a package deal. You get the mass AND the sass.
>>32021713But I only want the ass
>>32021707Aha, that's much better then. Any effort towards replicating the TV watching experience is appreciated. I was picturing the two of us huddled around a Macbook, lol.
Should I go to a pub quiz alone and hope a guy talks to me? Being out in public alone isn't that much fun. Does it make sense to do activities you don't enjoy on the slim chance someone notices you?
>>32021713I’ll pass
>>32021720That's where like 60% of my mass is, so I think you'd like me.
>>32021712Literally something my gf would say I’m convinced women all share the same IQ
>>32021723Honestly not a bad idea. Quizzes are fun, and you'd already have a shared interest to chat about. Don't be afraid to talk to guys yourself!!
>>32021721Nah, like for instance, my PC is right next to the TV and I use a wireless keyboard from the sofa.Just using a laptop is kinda pathetic, objectively speaking. I would fully expect any lady to make an excuse to leave within minutes.
>>32021726Let me sleep on your butt
>>32021728yes, and the iq is 200are you saying your gf is stupid an she's dating you? tsk tsk tsk
>>32021733Ok, you'll have to share with my cat, but there's plenty of space for both of you.
>>32021735That’s exactly what I’m saying
>>32021590Thats kind of you. You deserve what you need as well, sorry it didn't work out with her. Is she the only girl you've ever dated?
I love starting arguments for no reason on this shitsite, even illogical ones.
>>32021731This level of tech is already beyond me, but it sounds pretty comfy.Anons, you are nice to tech-illiterate women, right?
>>32021723FI've done pub quizzes and no one talked to me :( But they are fun
>>32021737Does the kitty accept belly rubs?
Women, where can I find a woman that'd actually enjoy "over the top" stuff? Think of things like Gomez and Morticia, or how people used to write poems for their loved ones, or even "good morning, beautiful" texts which are now deemed corny. I have no desire to change or stop being cringe. Even basic affection seems to fizzle out with "normal" women. Where do I find a woman who's not afraid of being cringe with me?
>>32021747I have to ask the obvious... did you go with friends? That makes a big difference
>>32021543Aw sorry you'v ebeen feeling somber hmmmm I like cherry and orange
>>32021747Be prettier next time
>>32021723You can, but you're going to be selecting for a very particular type of guy. Not just the subset who go to bars, but also the guys who are superficial enough to make a pass at anything vaguely female with a pulse. Not much better than using a dating app, and those are atrocious.If you're more introverted, then you should do something you DO enjoy, something which you'd feel about doing even if you didn't meet anyone along the way. And you also have an easier time getting to know people by having a shared activity that you care about.>>32021730It is a bad idea. It'd be like some IT nerd going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Anons, have you ever shoplifted? If so… what was the last thing you shoplifted?>>32021745Yeah it’s fun having an audience I can explain stuff to, especially if they’re a cute girl
>>32021723Maybe bring a friend along as a "wing-woman"? More to show that you aren't lonely.
>>32021754I did go with friends >>32021756How if I'm ugly
>>32020133Are people like this pleasant to be around IRL? As a black dude something tell me they must be avoided aac
>>32021749Yes, he's the chillest cat in the world. He lets anyone pick him up, and doesn't even care if you vacuum right next to him.
>>32021743Lack of validation and reinforcement tends to lead to anti-social behaviour yes
>>32021755It’s okay. We’re both doing better!What’s gone on with your hair btw? Did you just find a way to wear it better?(Also I asked that question because I suspected your answer would be orange….. orange lady)
did this character give anyone else Billie Eilish vibes?
>>32021757I was under the impression that a pub quiz was more about the quiz part than the pub part... is that not the case?
>>32021763>As a black dudeI'm calling bullshit, I don't think your smoke detectors have dying batteries in them
>>32021739just bc you dont see the logic behind sth doesn't mean it's stupidi wouldn't be able to tell you what every part of an MRI machine does, that doesn't mean the parts were put arbitrarily trst the process :)
>>32021762>I did go with friendsWell there you go. Even if a guy thought you were cute, you were unapproachable, because girls in groups are scary.
>>32021759Nonstop busta U no I gotta feed the kids and they baby mamas so I take clothes and shoes I don’t need and sell emU no how it iiizSeriously? No, I don’t.
>>32021759MOnly by accident. When I was a little kid they had these big buckets of candy. I didn’t see any price, so I assumed they were free. I took a few pieces each time.
>>32021771Friendly reminder this haircut is universally worn by evil women
>>32021781Isn't that the Joan of Arc cut
>>32021766I like this fuzzy critter already
>>32021771Who gives a fuck about Billie lmao? Who is this character anyway?
>>32021774>spill spaghetti and lose whatever respect your discourse had I win
>>32021782Joan of Arc was not blonde. Blonde women with bobs and straight bangs are universally evil.
>>32021782>FrenchYeah, so… evil.
>>32021702Oh, ok... also, that is kind of cute. Does it help if the torrent places have pictures? I realize that might come off as kind of snarky but I'm being serious.
Women can I bing bing in your wahoo until I yippee and you say mama mia?
>>32021771She had powerful dyke energy
>>32021787>I winHow convenientDon't you have shit to go back to eating, shiteater
>>32021707>He doesn't wirelessly networkI'm not wet anymore.
>>32021770May subconciously I wanted orange hair .. Nah I just like the tasteI don't know I might be imagining things but I think it's faded the perfect amount to wear it looks a little bit more like normal. I'll probably have to touch up the toner in a week or two
>>32021794Yes that would help a lot, browsing by cover art is much easier for me :)
>>32021721>I was picturing the two of us huddled around a Macbook, lol.That is so early 90s. You're adorable.
>>32021797>loses argument >proceeds to go full ad hominem I win again barely lifting a finger this time haha
>>32021778Guys weren't looking at me they were all there with their girlfriends. And even when I'm out alone, I am not approached
Post gender.Aliens abduct you one night. They have you listen to their mixtape. It's just under 54 minutes total, and every song is terrible, it's a fucking terrible mixtape. Do you tell them that it sucks? Do you listen to all 54 minutes?
>>32021773We have the fancy ones that plug into the ceiling:). Haven't heard one beep in several years . Can you answer my question tho?
Men state ageHave you ever been with a virgin woman?
>>32021799>not wanting the highest speeds possible with no latencyIt’s okay. I can explain it to you over a show. I’ll start the download now and it’ll be over by the time I click Post. :)
>>32021807Can I put my tongue in your butt?
>>32021807>they were all there with their girlfriendsAnd you think that stops them from checking out other women? I wish I was as optimistic as you :/
>>32021771Who is that and why is her left eye noticeably higher than her right?
>>32021805>ad homnemn>i went to hi skool, i'm thmart *nose drips of snop* *pisses himself*eat shit, shiteater
>>32021772>I was under the impression that a pub quiz was more about the quiz part than the pub part.People who show up for the quiz will typically be pubgoers beforehand. It somewhat depends how much of a social institution the pub is. If it's just the place people in a very small town gather, that's one thing, but otherwise it tends to cater to guys who like booze and women (plural).In general, if your plan is to go in public, passively suffer through boredom or discomfort, and hope for a guy to fall into your lap, you're going to have a harder time. The guys who are the likeliest to approach in those circumstances are going to be the ones with the lowest inhibitions and the least interest in or fitness for deep connections. If all you want is a hookup, that'll work, but it's not exactly the optimum way to search for a long-term relationship.
>>32021812Mid 20sYeah, I lost my virginity to a virgin
>>32021814No thanks dude>>32021815Even if they were I don't want them I want a single man
>>32021817
>>32021792HEY!
>>32021820>No thanks dudeOk go die alone then you skankie whore
>>3202181225No. Waiting until marriage and never going outside isn't the best combination for that.
>>32021794>recognizes other thought processes as valid and tries to accommodate them instead of just saying "lol typical female brain"You're a good guy anon
>>32021795Can I bring my Yoshi?
>>32021820Were any of them even cute? Not saying you're a homewrecker who would make a move on any of them, just your visual impression of them.
>>32021816>noticeably
>>32021821Scoop it out of you dipe and eat it like the shiteater that you are
>>32021823Am I dying virgin or a skankie whore it can't be both
>>32021823>welcome to 4channel
>>32021818Hmm ok. Yeah, I was already wary since I don't really drink, maybe I'm getting a little too desperate haha
>>32021802I’m sure even if you didn’t mind orange, getting it involuntarily would be just as bad.I’m glad it’s gotten more wearable, and you didn’t have to risk damaging it more. :)
>>32021829Yeah, very obviously>>32021816My very first thought
>>32021821I hate this art style so much.
>>32021823Imagine projecting this hard. Oh wait, don’t have to:
>>32021808MI’ll tell them straight up that it’s trash.>>3202181230No - my first crush lost her virginity at the age of 12.
>>32021752my bf and i are like this and i met him through the mutual obsession thread on /soc/ so maybe try there
>>32021795If I say yes, I hope you're willing to commit and speak only Italian to me
>>32021831Sure it can. You're a total fucking failure on all fronts.
>>32021831You're a skanky whore because you're not having sex with me, but you are a woman and this means not only are you having sex, you are having sex frequently. The only women that don't have sex are the women that I idolize and place on so high of a pedestal that I fail to view them as women in meaningful sense, or really even as people, which is the exact same problem I have with women I don't respect (ie, you, WHORE); all of my relationships with others are fundamentally transactional and I believe the entire world functions on these same arbitrary transactions that I believe in. Ergo you may be a virgin in your story, in mine you are a whore, and it doesn't matter because neither of us see the other as people in any sense that matters.Also, kill yourself.>>32021832>nelNot anymore
>>32021829That's at least 2mm.
>>32021836>>32021816>very obviously>noticeablyI have some bad news for you, anons...
>>32021836>>32021829See?! SEE?! It's not just me.
>>32021840I would prefer to not resort to /soc/. Regardless, thanks for the answer, it's better than not having any answer.
>>32021844>>32021845Why be mean
>>32021851Because you deserve it
>>32021835It's still not great but oh well Thank you! I'm glad too. I expect some growing pains
>>32021845>you're a skanky whore because you have sex but even after you told me you're a virgin you have sex frequently ergo you're a skanky ergo. in conclusion? skank.
>>32021816FI have eyes like this. IT makes me want to die that people actually notice
>>32021829I sounded mean here >>>32021836Like a bitch
>>32021845why larp as an incel?
>>32021853What'd I do
you're accusing me of a being a fakecel? I've never seen a pussy irl
>>32021866LARPing is fun, pretending is basically the foundation of games and jokes>>32021870You can just adopt one>>32021851Because it's funny>>32021861Correct, all women are whores. It's like saying "all women are female", which-
>>32021864quirky things are cute
>>32021869Be a failure
>>32021873Well, you did say you're a whore because you're not fucking me. If we adopt that definition, I guess all women are whores since none is or ever will be fucking you.
>>32021854Say anon, would you be okay with showing how it’s looking now? I could drop my email if you’re maybe not comfy posting it again.
>watching tv and movies>exercising>cooking>playing vidya>readingwhat are some other "hobbies" that aren't real hobbies?
>>32021875It's not a quirk it's being ugly
>>32021885I'm not a woman, but you're correct, all women are whores. Congratulations on figuring out something that men have known since antiquity, why do you think when Socrates and Phaedrus talk about love they don't mention women?
>>32021889Banging your mom
>>32021889>tfw I don't have hobbies
>>32021892Autism isn't your superpower, it's being fugly
Good evening /atoga/I wish great pain and suffering upon all women.
>>32021904Hi KP
>>32021903I'm not fat
>>32021909I'm not KP
How can women hate men when they wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for their dad's effort?Is it because they hate being alive?
>>32021893Just like how when women talk about love, none ever mentions you either.
>>32021910But you're still fuck ugly
This cute mormon girl I met on the train texted me but I already got two girls pregnantI do not have time for these bitchesWomen why don’t you date one of the guys ITT instead of robbing my time
>>32021914A lot of women got raised without a father and told by their mom that father left for milk and never came back and completely warped the situation Women are straight up evil.This is why it's important to find a girl who has a good relationship with her dad.
>>32021914>Is it because they hate being alive?These hoes probably do
>>32021886It's looking weeird. Crazy spectrum why?
>>32021922Women hate men, especially the foids on /atoga/
>>32021920YES!!!!
>>32021927Doesn’t look bad at all, I’d have never guessed that it was a mess up. Is it consistently like that?
Last post: what's the best and worst gift you've ever received?
Met the girl that I fumbled epic style sometime ago.She looked hot as hell.She was very friendly and laughed from my bad jokes and remarks.But shes unfortunately not single anymore.Im so upset at myself for ruining my chances wjth her (if i had them, maybe im delusional)
>>32021939>maybe im delusionalyou arethe right girl wouldn't care if you fumbled
>>32021927Its literally fine, depending on your skin colorAnd if it doesnt look good irl, well, its not permanent so who the fuck cares
>>32021928>Women hate men
>>32021941Well girls get an ick at a drop of a hat so...And shes good looking smart girl so why should she waste time with a weirdo like me...
>>32021889SleepingPissing and pooping (fetishes are “hobbies”)Eating
>>32021928This is a skill issue
Accurate depiction of me shooting my shot.
>>32021938Best - the gaming laptop I’m using right now. It’s from 2017 but it still is so reliable.Worst - a set of Game of Thrones coasters. I never watched it.
>>32021936It looked darker when I first toned it>>32021942I'm pretty sure it's permanent
>>32021928Toootally wonder why...
>>32021892:( no its not. If I liked a girl and found out she had that, it'd make me like her even more. Small pointless stuff like these are endearing
>>32021949Still, not bad. What have other people irl said about it?
>>32021944>Well girls get an ick at a drop of a hat so...the right girls don't>shes good looking smart girl so why should she waste time with a weirdo like meright, why would she
>>32021875>>32021953Don’t lie to her now after roasting that other chick
>>32021950Hoes do dumb stuff like say "Toootally" and then get turbobuttmad when someone makes fun of them
>>32021938Best: handmade cardWorst: random lights that they bought on the shared amazon account days earlierI honestly didn't care too much tho since Im not much of a material person
>>32021962Personally I am pro Totally
>>32021843Guess I should learn Italian.>>32021826Please do.
>>32021943>>32021950>everything is always men's faultAt this point I want to be hated by women. It's a sign of sanity and decency.>>32021946Of course, those are things you wouldn't know anything about.
>>32021962Thanks for making it even more obvious on why you’re an unlovable, cunty faggot. Kick rocks and unironically kill yourself.
>>32020133Ok women who would you rather date, a convicted felon (not unfairly accused, he did that shit), or a guy with really bad social anxiety? If you say “depends” I think you know what you’d choose
>>32021971I used to be very shy and couldn’t talk to women
>>32021964>random lightsdid your partner gift you that? if so, how come they don't know what you want and would just give you whatever?
>>32021973>A intriguing risk takerOr>A shy ick giverYeah, im sure they would pick the "hes just like me haha" guy
>>32021973Our lord and savior Jesus Christ was a convicted felon
>>32021972See? They say dumb stuff like "Toootally" and then gen turbobuttmad when made fun of.
>>32021893>Socrates and PhaedrusWeren't they fags?
>>32021977What does that have to do with you not being sane or decent?
>>32021864Is your body good enough to draw attention from your face?
>>32021979Hey I’m looking for answers >>32021981“Not falsely accused, he did that shit”
I did put my sheets on high temp into laundry and added baking soda and the yellow staining was mostly gone
>>32021971So, how isn’t your fault? Because all of your behaviors are dogshit and cunty, proving why you don’t deserve respect or love.>bet you’ll just blame women in return>>32021984I see you’re just retarded with no thoughts at all. Goodbye.
>>32021864I didn't notice until autismo anons pointed it out
>>32021992What staining did you piss
>>32021985No, you are
>>32021796>>32021771She looks like Isobel from bg3(Also a lesbian)
>>32021993I don't feel like arguing with a retard.
>>32021995You’re the autist if you can’t notice something obvious.
>>32021992how old was the stains?
>>32022000BG3 has homos?I will now play your videogame
>>32021796I wanted her to make out with the hapa :(
>>32021996No piss stains lolLegit just drool and sweat stains from using same pillows etc for long timeI sweat like a pig.I should change my bedsheets and stuff more often i admit
>>32022000I hate lesbians, so fucking much
>>32021996I piss the very blood of Christ
>>32022006That's not how autism works.
>32022005>you’re not even arguing sensibly, just repeating the same things>you’re also insulting me the same way I did you which shows just how much thought you lack>you clearly just want to argue over nothing, bud, but okay
>>32022009Half of the cast fucks within the same sex lol>>32022008I mean, its a buildup, so yeah
>>32022012I only hate the lesbians my ex cheated on me with
>>32022018lolmad
at least have the decency to take me out to dinner before you FUCK ME
>>32022017There’s not one single way autism works, retarded ass autist. With a lot of you people, you don’t have awareness in general, which includes noticing something obvious.
>>32021988I’m really not horrible or unreasonable
>>32022026Sex is better than dinner tho.
>>32022009>BG3 has homos?4chan was calling it Jewish when it came out
>>32022026Fuck you
>>32022024was she hot at least? the lesbian she cheated with, I mean
I wanted to have sex with a guy but when the time came I panicked and couldn't do it and now he doesn't want to see me again. What do?
>>32022034What’s it matter she’s a lesbian she ain’t gonna fuck you
>>32022031>>32022033I meant in the metaphorical sense>>32022036haha dumb hoe
>>32022032I failed to notice, since they call everything Jewish.
>>32022038>
he got drunk and told me he was still in love with his ex girlfriend but still had feelings for me. why would he do that to me why am i just a rebound
>>32022038I want to know if a threesome was ever on the table, even in his mind
>>32022036Take your top off and ask him again.>>32022042Because he wants to keep his rebound around?
>>32022034There was more than one unfortunately.One was kind of fat, but the other two were attractive.
>>32022041Fuck you mean > nigga >>32022043What kind of psycho thinks of that after getting cheated on
>>32022011how much baking soda?
>>32022042Because that's all you're worth
>>32022043>I want to know if a threesome was ever on the table, even in his mindI'm monogamous. I'm not sure any were bi either
>>32022048Uhh, like half a cup or some shitI just dumped a bunch in the receptibleDo you have same problem or something?I dont want to be responsible for ruining your bedsheets/laundry machine or whatever.I do know that baking soda is a wonder agent
>>32022042Is he going to therapy?
>>32022042You get into these situations because you allow yourself to get into these situations.
I bet we can mostly agree that the big banks are a bunch of bastards
>>32022055Not being in love with femanon is perfectly sane though
>>32022042>why would a guy be nice to a source of free sex?
>>32022036Maybe don't hang around fuccbois?
>fuck you for ruining my chance to be the 1000th reply
>women compliment me pretty often>For example today twice>When i look in the mirror I see a fat ugly retardHow to fix
>>32022057All my homies hate the fucking banks
I would love a femanon. But she wouldn't love me.And thats a problem.
>>32022054just curious
>>32022064Don't change anything? Whatever you're doing now, it's working. It only seems ugly to you because you're not your type.
>>32022069Right...
>>32022064You should be able to objectively determine whether you're fat. Get some skin calipers and weigh yourself
>>32022064Stop being insecure, dumb doofus.
>>32022070>Its working Im 30 year old kissless virgin...
>>32022067Fucking Schlomo!
>>32022042you need more self worthhe's an asshole and shouldnt have dated other people until he got over his ex, cuz this'll always hurt the next person (you). Very selfish of him
>>32022040Israel is Jewish
>>32022077So your goal is to get a kiss and/or sex?
>approach a girl>She seems nice and intelligent>Ask for her ig>She gives it to me>Her ig is a complete minefield of mental health red flags>Ask in dms if she would like to hang out>She replies no>Later she makes a story about wanting to drop social media, and drop her hobby she was VERY invested in, half of her profile was about it>Didnt see her for like a year or so>Seen her today, she got slightly chubby but still looks good>I was kinda anxious to even look her direction cause shes a nutjobPsychology students, never again
>>32022081I would like to have a girlfriend yes.Not necessarily hookupBut im ashamed to be a dumb virgin in a body of a jock
>>32022088>Her ig is a complete minefield of mental health red flagsLike what?
>>32022091Ashamed why? Just because you haven't done something popular? I haven't watched Squid Game, but I'm not ashamed of that.
>>32022092Recording herself crying, talking about having mental breakdowns, voicing all her concerns about insecurities she has etc
Ummm…https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2QMhFQL/
>>32022096Oh dear... well, you shot your shot, but I think you may have dodged a bullet, so it's okay that nothing came of it
>>32022095Well i WOULDNT care if society didnt remind me on every step how much of a worthless loser i am if i dont put my dick in a hole (with a consent)
>>32022096Show me
>>32022101Show me whatA blonde good looking girl bawling her eyes out?I dont have that profile anymore she deleted it.Or blocked me idk
>>32022088So she doesn't become less attractive in your eyes even though you know she's a nutcase? Strange, my sexual attraction to a guy would evaporate if I found out this stuff about him.
>>32021886>>32021927Ouch, rejected lol
>>32022104>show me what>proceeds to tell me about what the fuck I want to seeRetard
>>32022100I'm not seeing these reminders, do you work at a strip club or something?
>>32022044made me feel differently and act differently around him after that>>32022049maybe you're right>>32022055he isn't and doesn't want to, he has many problems>>32022056should I stop trying to find someone?>>32022061i don't think that chance is happening anymore>>32022079I do feel pretty bad about myself
>>32022088>Psychology students, never againlol, literally me fr fr
>>32022108what
>>32022112Sounds like he took you for granted, if he thinks he can treat you like that and still hook up. Good on you for having some standards.
>>32022115He was trying to get closer to her outside of ATOGA
>>32022107Ill be honest i approached her because she had nice ass and tiny slutty waist and decent face.And yes the drama frogging on social media did give me an ick, but i thought it wasnt so serious, because from the couple times we spoke irl she seemed normal.But apparently she was some sort of bod demon.Weird part is she had pretty good relatjonship with her father? So idk.As they say>Crazy pussy best pussy
>>32022100Instead of blaming society for your dumbass being fucked up and insecure, change yourself, because no one actually cares if you’re a virgin, bro.
>>32022110>Are the incels with us in the room right now
>>32022121>No one actually cares>If i told the girl i would potentially date, she would immediatelly run for the hills because its the reddest flag there isOkay
>>32022118Out...side? I don't understand. Do you people have lives outside /atoga/??
>>32022120Hmm. Well this is a whitepill then, if she's a super hottie but she managed to turn you off, maybe beauty isn't everything.
>>32022112>should I stop trying to find someone?You should take some time to work on yourself before you try again to find someone.If you can't be happy on your own then you'll be desperate, and awful people will take advantage of your desperation.
Holy shit, if the anon who suggested I start throwing burpees into my nightly routines is around, you were not kidding about them fucking me up. I did my 150 jumping jacks, 20 pushups, 20 situps, then tried to finish with burpees. I thought I was gonna die
>>32022127Some anons just think these threads exist to find dates LMAO
>>32022136What'd I miss
>>32022108>>32022118>>32022136Really? I know almost nothing about her, anon.
>>32021927Okay now this actually looks orange.
>>32022047>What kind of psycho thinks of that after getting cheated onME, nigga, I DO>>32022046>the other two were attractiveaaaaaaaaaaaand? would you have been down for a threesome?>>32022050>monogamousI'm not saying you have to date them as well
>>32022131I just have pretty good self preservation instinct.But many guys wouldnt be so sceptical.People want to be with hot people.This isnt anything new and i bet you would like a hot bf who happens to have good personality, not an ugly bf who happens to have good personality....
>>32022125You’re really a dipshit. I don’t know what type of women you meet and where but you most likely deserve it anyway. You’re simply unfortunate.It’s also most likely that you’re just blaming it on being a virgin instead of your nigger personality.
>>32020656I've got a pixel, I like the customisability it has.
>suffered from major apathy and anhedonia all my life thanks to depression>sister starts watching pic related and I catch a few episodes in passing>realize he is literally me (except I'm retarded)anyone deal with this?
>super attracted to this girl on threads (the zuckerberg Twitter thing)>She replies to me in slightly flirty way, likes my occassional posts>Sent her ig dm>She didnt even open it Either shes so flooded with dms or just saw the notification and swiped it away:(>A taller chubby girl with pretty face who hornyposts quite a bit
hoping one day i can meet my thread husbando
>>32022148I have bad personality but you cant disagree that women hate inexperienced men.Its less of a problem if guy is a felon, than if hes a virgin.Sexual attraction wise at least.
>>32020332MaleI feel nothing except the slow dread of advancing time with nothing to show for it. I think I'm gonna go play some video games to take my mind off it
Just putting this out there, botox, fillers, and similar cosmetic procedures are huge red flags in women, particularly if you're under 30. I would not date a woman who has had any of these things done.
>>32022152>realize he is literally me (except I'm retarded)As far as his coworkers are concerned he is also retarded
>>32022158Thats rightI know a chick who has pretty nice face and she got her lips done and im kinda suspicious about her boobs tooShes 24
>>32022155Probably not.
>>32022158what about botox to stop excessive sweating? also what about laser hair removal, that fat freezing thing for tummy fat, etc?
>>32022156zzz
>>32022149Does it... have any games? I only ever hear about the Apple and Android for apps, and a Pixel is neither, right??
>>32022155I will kill myself before that happens
>>32020859Would you share some pics? So you can get a third party assessment, of course
>>32022162Liposuction or coolsculpting is less concerning but still concerning. Don't be fat, and if you are fat, lose it the normal way.Any botox is a red flag.>laser hair removalOn the body, fine. Getting your eyebrows lasered off makes you undateable.
>>32022166Pixel is THE android phoneIts the google flagship phone and it gets the android barebone system experience and firsthand updates to said operating system...
>>32022160>im kinda suspicious about her boobs tooWhy?I'm honestly curious, what makes a guy think boobs are fake? I'm always worried because mine are dense that they'll be called fake
>>32022117he previously tried being in a relationship with me, we never hooked up or had sex>>32022133how do i work on myself? I've been alone for a long time and it was first time trying with someone. I don't want an awful person ever again
>>32020859Big FAT asses are my kryptonite
>>32022164>zzzKek I swear, people who make posts like >>32022156 in earnest are actively contributing to the death of reason.
>>32022173Oh.......Well, that shows how clueless I am, haha
>>32022149>>32022173I have a Pixel and I kinda hate it. I have to reboot it every few months because it has a bug with the 5G modem, and it will also randomly decide that certain Bluetooth devices just don't work until you reboot it as well.
>>32022166Pixel is android. It's made by Google who also own Android, so it's like the 'home system' for Android. It means you can do more stuff with it than most other android phones.
>>32022174They point straight ahead, they look too perky, and she has a small frame so the size kind of doesnt add upI didnt see her in revealing clothes tho so hard to say.But when you can say shes packing some heat when she wears oversized hoodie, you know something's up Or you know, she has a mega padded bra or something
>>32022181set it to 4gmight not even be a phone issue but a 5g one
>>32022183>It means you can do more stuff with it than most other android phonesLike what? I've had a Pixel 8 Pro for 6 months now and other than a few quirks I haven't noticed any significant differences from previous non-Pixel phones.
do male pornstars even have feeling in their dicks anymore with as much fucking as they do?
>>32022155I'm right here anon
>>32022181I haven't ever had that issue with my 6a. Then again, the first thing I did was install a custom ROM (grapheneOS)
>>32022185>smol busty girl who wears oversized hoodies to hide her bodyHey you just described me in high school, and mine are real
>>32022179Yeah because virginity in men is so welcome and everyone wants a virgin manThat's why men would rather die than to share that secret even to girls they dateLmao Ive heard too many stories of girls walking out on dates upon hearing dude never had a relationship
>>32020172Always felt like trevor from gta
>>32022186>just disable features broLolIt's not a 5G issue. I had an S21 FE before the Pixel with the same carrier and never had that issue.
>>32022187Like >>32022173 points out, it doesn't have the proprietary software a lot of third party phone manufacturers (Sony, Samsung, etc) put on their phones. It's straight raw uncut android with no fluff.
>>32022176Is this the guy that you've never even met? The guy you've been warned about for months and months? Why didn't you listen to the warnings? What does it tell you when all the warnings turned out to be absolutely correct?
>>32020172Dan from Dan vs
>>32022188Not during the set when they use the pills and stimulants>>32022187You get the barebone "android" without any special cosmetic effects and what not from other producers.For example, samsung galaxy also uses android, but they ahve their own "skin" of it that makes menus prettier or gives other functions, out of which a lot are pure bloat and waste of space.Its like you are getting a windows operating system on your brand new computer but with a bunch of shit pre-installled that you will never use, and some of it being straight up annoying and you CANT uninstall that
>>32022197It's Google's flavor of Android. It's different, that doesn't make it better.I used to shit all over TouchWiz but honestly Samsung's software is pretty solid these days. Before the Samsung I had an LG G8 that was great as well.
>>32022192>heard too many stories Yeah, here maybe. I’ve told plenty of chicks I’ve dated that very thing and nothing between us changed.
>>32022192>I read scary stories and assumed they were trueOh no anon
>>32022202>it looks differentOK, but what functionality is present on the Pixel that isn't present on other Android phones?
>>32022204>>32022205Not telling.
Virginal or low body count males,Did you ever consider the reason for your poor success is this is how you come off like?
HoesI take seeing birds of prey as good luck. What are your thoughts on this?
>>32022118According to>>32022144FUCK MY LIFE
>>32022210I do not do any of the things this person is doing, and I don't look or dress anything like he does.
Is it true men want to have sex with me?
>>32022215No
>>32022206Updates to core android system always roll first.For example, going from android 9 to 10 will always happen on pixel first.Then your samsung galaxys, oneplus phones etcFunctionally for normal user it doesnt matter whole lot.But then some manufacturers have genius ideas like introducing bixby button that would only make you lose hair whenever you missclick it.For example on my old galaxy s8, a standard system .iso was 1.6GBA barebone version of it was half of it.It adds to bloat of the phone and slows it down.
>>32022203Android IS google. Another point to note is that Pixels have really good hardware for the price.
>>32022215Yes. Good luck, babe.
>>32022210MaybeI'm an unapologetic autist who is so nervous around girls that I come off as aggressive
>>32022215No, you gaywad
>>32022210My reason for lack of success is being batshit insane and a drunk. Having that kick ass costume would probably make things easier for me.
>>32022212According to the fact he offered his email, lol
>>32022214There are also men who dress like he does and have people treating their cocks as a public water fountain but for semen.
>>32022210I look like an angry meathead bodyguard. I also dont talk a whole lot so i come off as intimidating.I genuinely scare the hoes away.Some brave ones still approach me despite that fact.T. 32 khhv
>>32022210No. The problem MUST lie with all 4 billion women on this rotten planet.
>>32022219You are being paid by Google.>>32022218It takes weeks for updates to roll out for my last gen Pixel. Only slightly faster than my S21, and not enough of a difference to matter at all.
>>32022226Is KHHV some new edition of the Holy Bible I'm unfamiliar with? Is it like the KJV?
>>32022222quints
>>32022225Oh yeah? Name two, who arent obscenely rich pricks or royalties
>>32022211Not if you’re a mouse…
>>32022231Kissless, handholdless virgin
>>32022232I'll quint your genitalia.
>>32022229If you are happy with samsung, stay with samsung
Good night to all the women who can’t sleep on their backs without their boobs sliding into their armpits <3
>>32022236Based
>>32022237Samsung is a Korean company with all the low quality that entails.
>>32022237Work forced me to get a Pixel phone, unfortunately.
how do i stop having fantasizing about suicide romantic love doesn't seem to be in the cards i've been dealt
>>32022235Do people even hold hands anymore after covid?
Good night to all the chestletsA kiss on her cute shiny forehead
>>32022245People who aren't mentally ill moved on past COVID three years ago.
>>32022233Most of the science fiction authors published by Baen books. They meet all the checklists for neckbeard shit, but they still have groupies and-or girlfriends and-or wives to play with their pee pees.
>>32022236Jackhammer it
>>32022238Well fuck you too.
>>32022248NameTwo
>>32022249I would love to jackhammer your bum with my cock. Present it to me and we'll start right now.
How do I, as a fat American who lives within walking distance of five fast food restaurants, lose weight?
>>32022253Anon that is very unstraight
>>32022238I feel so seen.
>>32022238saved by the sleeping bra>>32022246it’s shiny with sweat because it’s goddamn hot in here
>>32022253>English guy tries flirting Come on now, Nigel. You can do better than this.
>>32022256I have already told you I am pansexual. If I can not have sex with you, I will cum on a cast iron pan.
>>32022255Consume fewer calories per day.You don’t even have to change what you eat, just eat less of it.
>>32022224My hair is so fucked up and you're trying to make this about an email
>>32022258Id sleep next to you but since you say its hot ill pass upI prefer my cool room in europe
>>32022264B-b-but her e-mails!
>>32022264Can you email one of your hairs to me? I want to try something
>>32022255You don't have to cut it out totally, though that'd be better. Just cut back. Especially on soda.t. lives downtown and is totally surrounded by restaurants with my neighbor being Taco Bell
>>32022246Thank you how did you know my skin is oily
>>32022255https://youtu.be/TQgadTB1dlE?si=xuZjMGxXP2EbhK6ZHEY FATTYSTOP FUCKING EATING
>>32022266I wish I lived in a European country. Maybe some nice place in the Alps in Austria or Leichtenstein in a village a little bit outside of a big city.
>>32022215girls are pretty
>>32022264You should snub anons harder, if anything, shut that shit down
>>32022267What the fuck are you on about>>32022268Only if you email me one billions dollar
>>32022270Every skin is oilyBut chestlets femanon big cute forehead is oiliest
>>32022246>>32022270Lucky. The only part of my skin that is all that oily is the underside of my gonads.
>>32022277Are you sure you don’t want some titcow’s underboob sweat instead?
>>32022275How did i snub anyone I showed him my hair
>>32022272I like the small rural towns and villages in this country i am in.Its not a total shithole but nice clean and calm.No bums, homeless people, drug addictsIts a comfy life.Wouldnt ever trade it for a loud big city
>>32022276>What the fuck are you on aboutSex, sex, drugs
>>32022281I wish I lived in Salzburg or Vadun
>>32022280He wanted you to get his contact info, dummy
>>32022281Can i go there or will people bully me
>crabs trying to drag down anon because he liked someoneStay mad, threadlets.
>>32022264>>32022280Ignore that anon, he's being dumb.
>>32022284Why? So he could groom and sexually abuse her?
>>32022284oh>>32022287Okay
>>32022286If you continue on this dark and self destructive path, I will personally grab you by your scrotum and toss you across a steep canyon by your ball sack.
>>32022279Okay, ill be 100% honest with youBig boobs are nice.Especially when they are clothed but we presented.But we all know what happens when the clothes go down.Its rare for big boobs to have really nice full shape and not sag etc.Or sometimes they have huge areolas im not a fan of Medium or small boobs don't have those problems.With that being said, im a 110% butt enjoyer gang.I adore butts and even the tiniest chest doesnt matter if she has a nice butt.Even my gymcrush is almost flat chested.End of the blog
>>32022288Probably, anons in these threads are fucking pervs
>>32022290Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>32022276>What the fuck are you on aboutBut what about bEnGhAz1??????
>>32022277How did you know my fivehead is big>>32022278Yor wot
>>32022285This is like one of most tolerant places in Europe...>>32022297
>>32022297My gonads. My ball sack. My hacky sack. My man purse. My skin wallet. My scrote.
>>32022210I don't want a high body count
>>32022281I’d rather have all those negatives than die of boredom in my rural town I hate it here
>>32022301too bad, because you will have one whether you like it or not.
>>32022302Different strokes for different folks
>>32022298How do i move there and are there single men there
>>32022243Get some therapy, anon.
>>32022299>My hacky sackSometimes I wish a foid would use mine as a hacky sack.
>>32022305I am the only single man here (ick)You move by hopping into a plane
>>32022303How do you figure that?
>>32022305Yes, many of them migrants from Afro countries and the Mid East
All these missed connections just reinforce that I am better than all of you, because I have>her
>>32022304True I just miss tall buildings at night so much
>>32022304I wish folks would give me different strokes on my cock
>>32022312I dontI literally feel lost in big cities.Recently went to amsterdam, if not for google maps i would be completely lost.
>>32022312I don't like tall buildings, they make me imagine what would happen if I jumped or fell off of them. I am actually prescribed anti depressive medicines for these intrusive thoughts but they keep coming back.
>>32022313You can give them yourself sillyChange up your habits
>>32022317I prefer receiving assisted cock stroking therapy from another person besides myself, preferably a professional in the field or at least a highly trained and experienced mutual masturbator
>>32022318Ok buddy >>>/soc/ is this way
>>32022314I too am reliant on my phone map Rural life is just very tedious to me, not much fun to do, walking is just trees and shit, and at night it’s completely dark out so it’s like I’m on a curfew unless I want to drive in limited visibility >>32022315Oddly enough anything higher than the 15th floor is too much for me but they just look pretty at night
>>32022320Well im a boring person so rural life isnjust about perfect for meIf you want parties, gigs and shows every week then a big city is probably optimal
>>32022243Why do you think that
As a 30+ man i find it curious that 18yo are not only talking to me but also outright being flirty at times.Rarely, but it does happenIs this some daddy issues at play
>>32022324I don’t like parties I too am somewhat of a homebody but I just feel like things are happening in the city And my fetish for cityscapes at night Sadly I’m stuck in this small town with my parents and I can’t find a job cause I’m a dumb retarded piece of shit
>>32022229Lmao I literally degoogled my pixel. >it was technically developed by some random arseholes for HTCSo what? Google bought them out in 2008 and have ran all development since.
>>32022238>>32022250>>32022257>>32022258I volunteer as a nighttime breast holder
>>32022332The city things dont interest meBut I can understand liking the view on outside of a tall buildingShiny lights and all
>>32022349Yeah and I never lived there even in college I just had to be “right outside the city” and now no job in the city wants me Like fate itself is trying to keep me from there, they’re denying me of my human right to shiny lights
Excuse me ladies, can you answer this cross-board question plox? Arigathanks!>>>/g/102449915
Gender?Have you ever had a secret affair or fling revealed to the friends or other people you were trying to hide it from?Who did the outing?
>>32021109Also what is the use in taking out your emotions on this new pet? Seems kinda immature.
>>32022387Nope. I don't keep secrets. That's how you get blackmail.
>>32022311They're not really missed tho.
>>32022255Walk more
Is life really worth living if you don't have a sexy alt gf who's a little bit of a degenerate but not enough to seriously impact your life negatively?I'm not sure that it is.
i need to know if i am the only person who has had this experience. i just had a total sneezing fit out of nowhere. like seven sneezes. somehow, for some reason, when i sneezed the last time - i am not bullshitting - i climaxed. i don't know how or why this happened. i wasn't masturbating, i wasn't even wet before this started, does this have a scientific precedent??? is this something that's been documented before?? it wasn't even pleasant it was incredibly shocking.
>>32022400I've heard of women having random orgasms without even touching themselves before, not sure if I've heard that exact scenario before though.I wish more femanons would tell stories about their orgasms.
>>32022387I was the other guy in an unbeknownst to me open relationship between this white girl and an asian guy she was cucking him for rent money and we were swiping her credit card everywhere and getting sweaty in her bed until she confessed to me that it was actually all his
>>32022402well it was very much tied to the sneezing, but i dont know why that would have anything to do with it. it felt like when you drop a computer and it spazzes out and does things randomly for a moment, like, can you confuse your brain into an orgasm? that's so weird? what the fuck?i have nobody to talk to but this is hard to just walk away from mentally ya know
>>32022400This is probably what my cat feels like when I’m dusting
>>32022404I bet it's weird to think that no matter where you are or what you're doing, you might just randomly experience a sneezing fit that ends in an orgasm.
>>32022399No life is much better with normies anyday of the week
>>32022403did she have to put out for him on the side while seeing you or is he big enough of a cuck to go on for as long as she wants while in chastity?
>>32022286If we could just gas the depressed then life would be so much better
>>32022408yeah, yeah. it's very insidious in a weird sort of way.
Men, why are you not asking me more question?
>>32022412No apparently she never slept with him it was like a weird mutual sugar daddy thing but the guy knew the whole fucking time and never confronted me
>>32022419I have nothing to say to women. They hate men and I hate them, so what's the point in speaking to each other?
>>32022422i dont hate men and you don't even know me buddy. i bet if you guess three things about me, at least two would be wrong.
>>32022419I've been very distracted making AI stuff. What'cha up to, anon?
>>32022422So then why are you even here.Are you trans?
>>32022425How do I summon a succubus?Or any other cute demon girl who will trade affection for my soul?
>>32022424You have two nipples, a vagina, and a clitoris.
Women.Among bi guys there's a sentiment that men suck it better in 99% of cases, is the reverse case for bi women in terms of getting oral sex performed to you by women?
>>32022428If I knew, you think I wouldn't hoard them all for myself?!
>>32022419I’m working and eating fish and chips
>>32022425Just waking up. Brushed teeth. Checking the Chan.How are ya'll?
>>32022426I am driven by spiteful resentment toward women. My goal is to make women's lives just a little bit worse wherever I can.>>32022424Also I don't believe you about not hating men.
>>32022433Pretty good. Bit of a headache from thinking too hard about how to get optimal results from silly AI things.
>>32022434Oh, ok. All you had to say is that you're trans, buddy.
>>32022436I'm not, though.
>>32022434You’ve been isolated to 4chan that’s exactly where they want you
Gender?Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex tell you something so unexpected that it made you fumble what you were doing or spit your drink out or have a similar reaction?>for example a guy fumbling because an attractive woman outright asked "wanna fuck?"
>>32022430Kill yourself I hope you contract monkeypox disgusting faggot
>>32022460Kys retard
My cousin bitches that I always play war/historical videos on YouTube on my own TV in my own house whenever he comes over for a family gathering. I ask what he wants to watch and then he says it's up to me. I usually ignore him because he's autistic with no friends or girlfriend and he is 22 with no driver's license. What should I say to him to shut up about it?
>>32022445No
>>32022311so true baby
>>32022445No because I’m not an incel lmao my gf loves to do this catch me off guard while I’m doing something important
>>32022377150 bucks. Treat yo self.
>>32022463You sound like the one bitching faggot. Find better interests to please other people.
>>32022463>I always play war/historical videos on YouTube on my own TV in my own house Anon…I
>>32022463damn that is some next level autism
Why the FUCK do they only make the oreo coke in the sugar-free version? Sugar free sodas make me sick to my stomach
>>32022489hahah stomachlets filtered once again
>>32022489Stop drinking soda
>>32022493
>>32022490it's not like aspartame and other artificial sweeteners are actually good for you though>>32022493I only drink soda maybe twice a month, I just wanted to try it.
>>32022445MYes, I get flustered easily when women flirt with me. Especially the ones who are really direct about what they want from me.
>>32022497>he does not know that the future human has to be capable to handle all sorts of unnatural substances hahah you will get bred out of existence
>>32022497>I only do meth maybe twice a monthStop drinking soda
why don't we all have access to time travel so we can change our lives and live the best reality i would like to unmeet certain people who hurt me
>>32022506I could've bought bitcoin in 2011....
>>32022506Some spiteful person would just bring a nuke back to humanity's beginnings and wipe out all of our futures.
Ladies, thoughts on guys who do combat sports like MMA or Muay Thai? Red or green flag?
>>32022506I could save my mom
>>32022506No respawns on extreme difficulty
>>32022515the guys I know who do that beat their girlfriends
>>32022517So could I
>>32022525Literally me but I’m kinda chill now because she actually listens
>>32022525Not that you or their girlfriends would ever report this, you'll just say it on an anonymous website and blame the continued abuse on the patriarchy while doing nothing whatsoever to amend it
Femanons, I am getting a degree in something that I don't even feel competent enough in and in the industry that means certain death. I'm feeling inadequate.
>>32022535no they have been to jail for this and just altercations in general
>>32022540CS major fags on cope
>>32022543Not CS or anything to do with computers.
>>32022545I don’t care
>>32022546You did enough to reply.
>>32022549Alright fine what degree are you doing
>>32022552Industrial Electrician
>>32022553>soviet era engineer Why are you studying a trade lmao get into an apprenticeship or traineeship HVAC right now they might be able to crossover some of your units
>>32022555Also fucking check em
>>32022541Thank fucking God Now to add the ex- appelation
>>32022555It's easier to get into this than an apprenticeship. I'm fulfilling some hours and I'm getting my education done which is a requirement in my state anyway. And if I join the union I'd start as a year 3 apprentice.
>>32022506>why don't we all have access to time travel so we can change our lives and live the best realityBecause you aren't changing your life in the present, are you. You wouldn't do shit.
Girls, I've seen the sentiment here before that sex toys should be your (guys) friends, and not seen as competition. I'm all for whatever is going to make a girl cum. But if I'm dating a girl, and we are going to have sex after a couple of dates... like am I supposed to have sex toys at my place? That seems super weird, and if the roles were reversed I wouldn't want some woman using her random fleshlight on me.What are your thoughts on this?
>>32022570What kind of communist shithole are you from ESL?
>>32022587The communist state of California.
>>32022582what if it's a plushie
Can women become effective leaders of nations?
>>32022590I always preferred Caesars Legion over the NCR
>>32022599People seemed to like Benazir Bhutto and relatively positive reforms she wanted until incel Pakistanis assassinated her.
>>32022599>irl ant colony beehive syndrome Not unless you’re asian
>>32022555God, shut the fuck up you mindlessly arrogant leaf. At least admit that you have no idea what the hell you’re talking so that all the impressionable imbeciles ITT know to take every one of your posts with a grain of salt.
>>32022605She didn’t redeem >>32022610>triggered Why?
>>32022618Because you annoy me with your bold-faced lies. Using anonymity to your advantage to act like such a brazen dickhead is cowardice of the highest level. People in these threads are trying to make sense of their lives and you make a mockery of it as if you’re somehow superior to everyone ITT. You aren’t— you’re a fucking coward and you make me sick. At least TRY to be useful for once in your shitty life instead of getting off on being the biggest dickhead in the room.
I'm not a faggot for preferring cute guys over obese women
>>32022627Oh god not you again lol
>>32022631>not you again Oh wow, the fact that other people ITT have reprimanded you for being a cunt isn’t even shocking to me.Grow up. No one here appreciates your retarded antics. Whoever convinced you that acting like a fucking pest is a good idea didn’t have your best interest in mind.
>>32022632Do I need to remind you that you’re on 4chan lmao touch grass
>>32022602Of course you would, faggot.
>>32022654Seethe broke as fuck nigger
>>32022606lol you're indian and always talking bad about asian guys.99% sure you were bullied for being brown and you never got over it.
>>32022515Dealbreaker. The worst kind of guys I’ve ever interacted with
>>32022665>chang againI’m Samoan I only got bullied by other Samoans but I would probably kms if I was either asian or indian lmao
i joined an italian class and one of the girls there is literally the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
>>32022670>samoanfat brown rugby brain damage?how far off am i?
Women, would you wear fake horns or antlers for your husband?
>>32022677You forgot to add can pull basically any bitch from any race especially yours for some strange reason lol cucked in Canton
How do I link arms with a woman without having to offer up my arm like some corny movie cliché? Was just thinking of sneaking my arm under hers and linking up but then I would be like the woman in picrel. Maybe shell correct it if she likes?
I'm a guy with bpd and I keep having massive mood swings regarding a relationship I recently started. I intend to be honest and let them know about my fluctuating feelings vis-a-vis idealization and devaluation. Is this a bad idea? We've already admitted a lot of shit to each other, and I just want to be open and let them know about one of my mental issues.
>>32022699No chinese woman hate you Zhang
>>32022710is it because my smarrrr pee peee?
>>32022714It’s actually because you look like this
>>32022445MI’m in my 40s, sitting alone at a glamping area. A group of girls arrive having rented the other ones. They are very polite and ask if it’s okay to play music, they include me in the group, just chatting and drinking around the campfire. They are young so I don’t even see them as anything sexual. At midnight they do a countdown, happy birthday you are 18, they all go woo. They ask what she wants to do first as an adult, and she walks over to me and said;”Can you fuck my ass and mouth, daddy.”I swallowed my beer wrong and started coughing, they all laugh at the obvious joke. Another hour pass and one by one goes to bed. The 18yo and her friend approach me as I’m packing up and ask if I can fuck her ass and mouth for real and that her friend would join to supervise. I’ve never had a cold-sweat before or since then
Men, why aren't you making a new thread?
>>32022727You wanted equality, now you can bake your own threads. Don't complain; rejoice.
>>32022727Because women might benefit from it.
>>32022727I will do it because I’m the last straight military aged male ITT
>>32022736Cuck
>>32022729Fine, woman edition it is:>>32022746>>32022746>>32022746
>>32022749Not gender inclusive enough >>32022751>>32022751>>32022751
>>32020138I'll shoot you in R0blox bitch>>32020172>what were you when growing upA child? Wtf is this question>>32020235What a g>>32020247Maybe he had a life idk
>>32020087All the time https://voca.ro/1c0y1EP5wXfc>>32020284>she does make me happy, and she constantly wants to be around me and do thingsSounds like you're good g
>>32020284You were literally gloating the other day what happened she cheated on you saw your dick lol
>>32022752>Making a thread war for no reasonCome on anon
>>32020332https://voca.ro/18QzkAHAJZBoI'm fine anon how about you?
>>32020482Yes I just awkwardly apologised and said I should be getting home, petted their cats and dipped before any shenanigans could ensue
>>32020333What is this question lolSome of the girls in my office also drink black coffee>>32020348Guess it makes more sense to go together so I don't miss anything lolCooking idm would probably be easier just to do it myself or take turns
>>32022749Yours is literally a woman edition. Nobody walks into men's lives.I should have made the thread, now I have to wait before yours dies...
>>32022793Guys told me to make it myself. Also>Getting triggered by a word in the OPSo sensitive lmao
>>32022807Hey, other people actually have to work for friendships. Check your womanly privilege.
>>32022172>Any botox is a red flag. but why? into the armpits just stops you from sweating excessively. ive considered getting it myself
