Storytimes for previous issues>148745864>149959498Also going to storytime Ben's story from Fantastic Four Fanfare #4 since that's what I was expecting this issue to be.
>>150170472I feel like Marvel really has it out for Diamondback
>>150170129Death Adder is mute
>>150170764>Sue and reed knows more of kayfaybe and wrestling than namor>namor thinks its realSue and Reed are literally The Ms and Mr Michaels
>>150173302https://youtu.be/n6p5Q6_JBes?si=DJi1e5qPligrfdsr
>>150173952wuh oh
Does anyone find these kinds of jokes off-putting? Especially in the rare occasion when it's done with girls, it comes across as fanservice
>>150172840Unless you're the guy who drew it, no, you don't.
>>150142463Based
>>150172840Main Character autism.
>can't make butt jokes because adult watchers will get erect>can't show feet cause feetfags will get erect>can't show kiss scenes because people cry it's inherently sexualholy shit /co/ not everything is about you
>>150156664The braps
>the joke is that the family circus comic is porn and also the radio is singing "muchos hornos"
>>150175625>PornYou mean rape
Bump
>>150175868Haha
>>150175625>Mr. Superman no home.
>>150175625Lois is BUILT for Brian's red rocket
> WOOHOOHOOO WAZEHWAZEH ZANEHGAHH
>>150174354Yes, but the children were scared of that giant walrus in Pingu's nightmare. This episode was banned in Japan and United States.
>>150171164Millennials shat their pants with this?
>>150176010Still do.
>>150175869This show was always over rated
>>150171164Scary ass nigga.
I'm tired of over animation
>>150174619I don't like the color palette.
>>150164387That animation is just flicking a character around repeatedly.Emphasis on flicking.>eye roll>oh her wings are out>oh she disappeared>she's floating down>oh she's now the other way around>oh she's bouncing a lotHaha, yeah, let's minimise in between frames and focus on the keyframes the overpaid storyboarder wants us to make.I wouldn't be surprised if their software does the "smears" for them and they only need minimal manual editing.I would assume this is genuinely desired in children's shows rather than an incidental evolution caused by current year factors, as it's not new nor uncommon to be hyperactive and meaningless, in children's shows.
>>150167248>we know wile e coyote's traps fail>so it's funnier when it happens off screenNo. It's funny because it's funny. It happening off screen is not an inherent part of his character, it's the save budget, especially as the golden age is not only already over, there's less and less money coming in to pay for the cheap artists who ink and paint the cels by tracing the sketches.>>150173154I recall that show having a lot of cheap animation. Like scaling things up and down, digitally, to imply distance changing/movement.
stupid thread
>Original people do something dramatic and exaggerated>It fits and looks good>People who grew up on this shit just copy the same exact stuff but forget to put the soul in it>Faggot redditors and animators get mad that people don't eat up their shit slop despite it being the "SAME EXACT THING" (its not) Yeah sorry faggot I'm not watching the new seasons of Sponge Bob.
Episode 1:>The episode is bookended with flash-forwards of John Stewart and Hal Jordan being interrogated by strange, alien voices in dark, unearthly rooms. They explain how they met.>The main story is set in modern day USA. In a town called Hope Springs in Iowa, an elderly man is murdered during a robbery. The murderer steals a glowing green lantern and a green ring. There are visual hints that the old man once had some connection to the Justice Society of America, a group of superheroes active in the 1950s. It feels vaguely Watchmen-ish.>The next morning we meet Hal Jordan, flying a fighter jet high enough to see the stars. He wakes up and it’s a dream, he’s living as a drifter bumming it across the country kind of like he was in the 90s comics. He’s got the white temples and is way more angsty/jaded than Ryan Reynolds‘ Hal. He DOES NOT have his ring, but still has a heroic streak that shows when he stops a gas station robbery. He moves on before the police can find him.>Meanwhile the sheriff of Hope Springs, Kerrie Kane, investigates the murder from the opening scene. GL John Stewart arrives. Sheriff Kerrie is surprised to see him, saying she knew the previous Green Lantern and he wasn’t black. John states that he’s new. John initially thinks investigating a small-time murder in bumfuck nowhere is below his pay grade, until he finds out who the murder victim was: Golden Age GL Alan Scott. John picks up an energy signature at the crime scene using his ring.>Hal arrives in town shortly after, and uses the last of his money to purchase a few hours flying a prop plane. It makes him happy, but he realizes he needs a job.
Couldn't think of a climax or ending, anon?
I really hope this is just your fan fiction OP cause this sounds like hot Garbage
>>150176077Hal dies in the finale obviously
>>150175669seems a little too in-depth to be fake, but i dunno. i guess OP really could just be committed to the bit. does seem pretty boring though
>>150175669Aaron Pierre is gorgeous...
We need more western /co/ material.
>>150176978>Gets ton of new content during the new 52 era>Suddenly forgotten Did Jonah flopped in sales?
>>150177016Jonah Hex is a White straight man who fought for the Confederacy which means he is a racist nazi fascist transphobe homophobe satan hitler.
>>150177016It was doing cancellation numbers and only got kept because Didio loved it
>>150177021sounds about right
China gave us the most progressive film ever made.It’s an anti racism pro gay anti institution revolutionary movie staring a Chindian queer femme boy.
That kpop movie was overrated.This guy said ne zha 2 was better.https://youtu.be/ESqS73T1_wM?feature=shared
>>150173691I just found that video. Let me guess, tldr news? It absolutely was full of the typical smears and narratives used in every "china is collapsing" video, down to the fucking ghost cities thing that people were mocking China for 10 years ago. Now it's saying that China is making all its people poor which goes against any stats from even fucking western source. Of course people were shitting on it, but pretend they're all bots anyway. Meanwhile it's fucking twitter that's full of a Indian bots spewing far right pro israel pro musk MAGA shit.
>>150175165>The funny part is China is sinking along with themTwo weeks
Movie of the year!
>>150177083>>150177077
Storytiming the latest Jim Lee-drawn Batman comic to be put on haitus
>>150175016This is also absolutely fucking awful.
>>150174983Lee would rather die than draw more than he's supposed to
>>150175016>>150175661Wow. So comics are over?
>>150175016True, but all of their awfulness is spread out over the entire run. King’s run had 85 issues to let the shit really stew. The fact that H2sh at 4 issues is in contention with that should show you that these are pound for pound the worst Batman issues published in over a decade, all combining to make the worst single story of all them.
>>150162285This is so poorly written, so poorly thought out, why would you even make this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twHYF506-9Y
>>150168667FPBP
>>150168707It's infuriatingly plain.
Yeah I definitely want to see characters I know and love as grimdark husks biting people and otherwise not acting how they should. Why not adapt Ruins while your at itWhy do people like zombies again? At least amarvel
>>150176929another disney MCU project that shits on the hulk just to spite universal
>>150168730>>150168868You know, people from other countries don't feel the need to shit up threads talking about their unrelated politicians the way Americans do.
FUCK YOU SUPERMAN(seriously, fuck me)
>>150167355Not what I was thinking about desuWhat I had in mind was that Livewire is pretty sexually active with Clark and Jon with superhearing can't help but hear everything and not being able to sleep
>>150174517https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4208368#search=Clark_Kent%20LivewireYou mean this?
>>150166422Man, the MAWS designs are so shit.
>>150135756she's pretty hot
>>150135756L-lewd...
>Could use a typical nepo-celebrity like Pedro Pascal, Giancarlo Esposito or Ryan Gosling to voice him>They hire Patrick Warbuton (Kronk, Ken, Joe Swanson) to voice himBased
>>150174424I wanna SNIFF that shirt so bad...
>>150160859They have to keep them together if they are ever making a 3rd film or a tv seriesAlso they realized just how bad the WIR2/TS4 breakup of groups went and have stopped doing it
>>150167978>Besides it's already been 11 years between the Zootopia moviesSorry, what? That can't be right...
>>150175773>WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!ask myself that everyday, man
>>150133372I bet he's hung like a horse
I don't get it. Where's the joke?
>>150176128And are the mermaids supposed to like that?
>>150176171Who cares what they like
Post their child version
>>150172160I like the saggers thou.
>>150176030Tbf, Jerk might just be following the commissioner's request (if it wasn't a collaborative effort). Boob envy is a running gag for said commissioner's characters
star wars comics are terrible fight me
>>150173974plappable
>>150174630heheh nice
>>150173974>Utinni>Not Utidii
>>150176640idgi
>>150174630There's always an oasis somewhere even in the roughest desert, Anon.
I posted a lost web comic to the internet archive today. It's about a dog who's attracted to their owner. https://archive.org/details/mandywebcomic_202509
>>150170782Some people are too far gone to be saved
>>150175192There's a show called "Dude, That's My Ghost!"
>>150167834You mean the royal we you fucktard
>>150176868but we'll never be royals...
>>150176996ROYALS
