Sam
>>151696236I dig this
The best thing about the spies is that there are no bad choices here > Clover
Sam's feet
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The days grow colder, the nights grow longer. That means /co/ Christmas cheer is coming to town. Grab some cocoa, turn on the Christmas music, get comfy, and hang out with some /co/mrades as we share stories and get into the holiday spirit.Make merry, have a joyfultime, share some stories, read some storytimes!Pastebins: https://pastebin.com/yYV0AZ8phttps://pastebin.com/h3K9W6sT
>>151709513I can hear the rain from outside the window.
>>151712027My place has double glazing, so I never hear the rain unless it's absolutely hammering down. I used to love hearing the rain when I went to sleep when I was young.
>>151709513chilly - a bit, once the sun goes down
>>151706061That is a good gag.
>>151699282But it totally is. Watched it for the first time a couple years back with some people here and I couldn't remember having that much fun with Star Wars in ages>>151699336Don't be, it's great to watch with other people>>151700453Merry Christmas, anon!>>151705054Still thinking about what to gift everyone but at least I have a plan for half of the shopping now>>151705318The live action or the animated one? Both would be a great giftComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>151705191Neat
>>151707061Need Hungarian waifu
>>151705191Cute short
Cute.
>>151705534Two megabytes, the current limit is 4 MB.
Why are so many people so confident being this wrong about comic book history?
>>151708441>The dumbest whites dethroned the smartest blacks.jfc, even in their fantasies whitey is superior.
>>151711814I don't know when Claremont first talked about his influences for how he wrote Xavier and Magneto being Israeli political figures most of the comic audience wasn't that knowledgable about, as the "it's MLK and Malcolm X" urban myth was well-known and widely believed by the 90s, and to this day it's still widely believed that this is what X-Men was always about from 1963, with people cherry-picking a handful of panels which would appear to support that narrative, and ignoring everything else.I imagine a big part of the reason the fandom tells people to start from 1975 and ignore 1960s X-Men is so people don't find out what it was really like, and don't learn what Magneto was really like.But you're right that the sickness is in the fandom, X-Men can't be fixed while that fandom still exists, because this is what they want. Apparently it's "racist" to want X-Men to stop being this weird persecution fantasy.>>151711870I think that's largely because Morrison referenced it like it was a classic slogan, and that's the run most later writers are looking to for inspiration.
>>151708347Calm down Tyrone, maybe shaniqua will have a fifth child with you if you ask nicely.
>>151712503It's insane that the people at Marvel have convinced themselves that the crazy people are most representative of the fandom. What's true is they're the loudest and pandering to them chased the non-crazy people away. And a new set of writers that learned about the characters and stories through BS internet commentary from crazies and recent awful comics. If they want to make good comics, hire a writer one of the eras when X-Men selling really well. Someone who knows the classic comics and characterizations and stays off the comics internet and doesn't interact with the crazies who now speak on behalf of all X-Men fans.
>>151712971It'd take focusing on the X-men as superheroes over their status as super-powered minority, and the fandom will throw a tantrum over that. They're PROUD that the X-men stories are circling the drain repeating the persecution fantasy ad naseum, and outright ask "You WANT the X-men to be like all the other superheroes?" as though it were an outrageous idea.Yes. Because superheroes are what they were made to be. Plenty of superheroes are still treated as outcasts and weirdos. Writers don't need to give that up. But when the X-men are being written as though they think they're the only ones who ever have trouble being accepted in a world where Spider-Man and the Hulk exist, let alone guys like Moon Knight and Venom, then it's clear they need to have that ratcheted back.
>Legacy character comes back for an issue/episode only to be unceremoniously shit onWhat's her name, /co/?
>>151711157Lol, no. Taker just kind of went out with a whimper. Cena had a botched storyline with the Rock and Travis Scott, a retarded and anticlimactic heel turn, and an absolute dud of a final match that encapsulated everything wrong with HHH's shit booking.
Random question, If you wanted to talk about wrestling why not post in the wrestling board?
>>151711260It's not about wrestling, it's just using recent events as a springboard to discuss similar events in comics and cartoons.
>>151707740Gunther's Bitch
>>151711260Anon's Law:The best discussion for any given topic will inevitably be found in off-topic threads on other boards.
It's ice villain season again isn't it. Fucking Mr. Freeze about to delay me coming to work again this year.
>>151712619WAIT THAT'S MY WIFE!I SHOT MY WIFE!HOW THE FUCKHOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?!!FUCKFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lousy Metropolis punksThink they’re all good with their fancy clean drinking waterWell I tell you something, if I can’t taste the traces of fear toxin, Joker venom and Ivy pheromones in my glass of tap water then I’m not gonna drink it, simple as
>>151712619>>151712642/gco/ needs to ban fucking Jokerposting
>work as a bank teller>somehow developed an immunity to Joker's laughing gas>every time Joker robs us, I'm forced to laugh like an idiot and play dead>never sure if he just doesn't recognize me or if he does and thinks its funny that I play along
Have you guys ever noticed how our homebred psychos are always white loners while the organized terrorist groups are all Asian, like the jeets in Kobra, and those weird arab-chinese ninjas that keep popping up in Gotham for some reason
ACAB
Blow pilties upHang pilites from crossbeamsTrap pilties in burning buildings
Oh Madeline. Like so many plot points you were just spaffed up the wall in the end
>>151712874Imagine if this bastard arrested you and forced you to lick her abs haha wouldn't that be funny haha
>>151712951she's a lesbian
All cops are based?
Azura maybe be good, but baby.. I'm bad!
>>151712700>maybe be>baby..
That's literally a child
>>151712700Luz is so fine>>151712879hot
A new Caturday dawns upon /co/. Feline fatales stretch their fur-covered bodies, sinuous and lazy one moment, sharp and lethal the next.
Which Ben 10 girl is the best?
Sex with all Gwen's alien forms.
>>151658943Man I love chaquetrix albedo
>>151674025I always headcanon that one of max children is one of her son
>>151689143This remind me of that monster fucker Ectonurite being attracted to Jimmy forever knight year ago
Oh my god, who touched Sasha?
I (wish I) did.
>>151712882Take a wild guess
A thread dedicated to this voluptuous hog, or any other Muppet really but everyone knows she draws the dimes.
>>151704818I'm one of the few people that apparently thought The Muppets was fine as it was, before they course corrected in the second season. I was disappointed they never really gave Denise a role or plot in any episode other than "Kermit's new girlfriend and Piggy doesn't like her." She was in a unique position to have some really good material written with her (maybe she didn't like Piggy's attitude and used her relationship with Kermit to piss Piggy off or something, I dunno), and they just did absolutely nothing with her, and then Kermit fell back in love with Piggy because fans' brains literally couldn't comprehend anything else.
>>151711610Who's Ralph? Is he related to Rowlf?
Miss Piggy is actually thinner and more feminine than most modern women.
>>151677392this moment in Muppets from Space always made me feel things
>>151712964unf
Why does he still sound like a little boy? Did he get that's my purse'd too many times? Did his balls never drop?
>>151706420Plus I thought we weren't allowed to voice characters who don't match our personal identities anymore because of the problem with Apu.
>>151707111So Mike Judge is a "beta male"? Ok retard
>>151706444Thank you for inflicting this upon us, anon. It's good to know there are still posters here capable of writing things like this.
>>151712040Is it intentional that Connie looks so much like Joseph on HRT?
>>151707754Yeah the Kahn voice was bad, the Ted voice was bad too. >>151707674I believe they brought Toby Huss back to do a Dale impression tho.
Let's post them fluffy girls
Am I really the only one who is attracted to mustelids like her?Mustelids are fluffy too you know
>>151712156For me it's Tatyana Tushenko
>>151692568retro all the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EH3zuBtso
>>151702704Humans First? That's the same hate group in the Chakat universe stories.
>>151702704AI shit?
>>151702704Why does this feel weirdly like a prequel to the Anthrostate stories?
>>151702704
>>151705329>anon discovers that fiction is wish fulfillmentwow