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I came to the realization that functional programming is not for me.

>Hindley-Milner type systems are retarded
>significant whitespace languages are retarded
>no loops, recursion only is retarded
>everything MUST be immutable is retarded
>(((lisp))) is retarded

turns out, i only really liked tagged unions and exhaustive pattern matching. let's just steal that and implement it in mainstream languages like C++/C#/Java and leave the rest of the retardation behind for fpfags
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>>107811366
>significant whitespace languages are retarded

Why?

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Previous /sdg/ thread : >>107785765

>Beginner UI
EasyDiffusion: https://easydiffusion.github.io
SwarmUI: https://github.com/mcmonkeyprojects/SwarmUI

>Advanced UI
ComfyUI: https://github.com/comfyanonymous/ComfyUI
Forge Classic: https://github.com/Haoming02/sd-webui-forge-classic
Stability Matrix: https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrix

>Z-Image Turbo
https://comfyanonymous.github.io/ComfyUI_examples/z_image
https://huggingface.co/Tongyi-MAI/Z-Image-Turbo
https://huggingface.co/jayn7/Z-Image-Turbo-GGUF

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>>107811130
i ask because i would not put it past the fennec to do something this retarded
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>>107811120
oh boy, grids are back on the menu
you must be getting good gen times with your zimg setup

>>107811085
personally, i salute the valiant baker who baked when no one else would

>>107811130
I refuse to update so I have no idea what its supposed to look like anymore
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>>107811277
not really grids of gens, i prompted single gens as consisting of 4 different subjects, 'top left is ___, top right is ___' etc
the gen times are fine, relatively, i am just happy not having is oom on me, though it does do tiled vae at the end
pic related took about 10 minutes, 12 steps
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>be me
>working at local county government as software dev about a decade ago
>we have a jeet working on the team as well for unknown reasons
>the jeet leaves and I'm assigned with modernizing an application he wrote, and converting it from PHP to C#
>app is for tracking how the county commissioners vote on approving/rejecting contracts, should only need to track if they're approved, denied, or still pending a decision
>instead of just counting if two of the three county commissioners have voted to appprove, he created the most convoluted calculation system I have ever seen
>a vote to approve is 1, a vote to reject is 4, abstaining from a vote is 13, being absent for a vote is 40
>if you were paying attention, each number is the previous number times 3 plus 1
>jeet does this because he can uniquely identify what each vote is even after turning them into numbers
>almost brilliant in a retard savant way, he found a way to not have to learn what an enum is
>the PHP code then has the most complicated spider web of ifs and else ifs I've ever seen, calculating if the contract is approved or not
>I turn his 1000+ line of nonsense into 12 lines of C#
>mfw

Share your horror stories, bonus points if they involve jeets shitting out unmaintainable spaghetti code
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>>107811216
then why is it that non jap asians are so fucking bad at it
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In Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire, the future was already being told. The gifted tech wizard, Harry, and his less intelligent IT Helpdesk wizard friend, Ron, attended formal bootcamp training at the local college. Be a living, breathing human, and you're eligible to attend! This program would span several years, seeing these two goofballs tinker-tranny with all aspects of the school's infrastructure. Ron almost managed to get himself killed fucking with ethernet cables in year 1 (Philosopher Stone).

Once the techies reached pubescence, the college staff decided a dance party for the geek squad would be amusing. Remember, this was all drafted pre-2005. Now the tech wizard had carnal desires for the elegant, modest, and intelligent asian classmate - Cho. Unfortunately for Harry, there was a lot of competition and he lost to another white tech guru (Cedric) getting in line first. It's worth noting Cedric was a lot less awkward, and more refined than Harry. Regardless, Cho undoubtedly possessed attraction both white men, but her values restrained her from slutting out like some careless, self-preservationless hufflepuff peer (smelly, dumb, or slampig social science major irl).

Now Ron had an unrealizable fantasy to be with a mature blonde - Fleur. He held neither the social finess, nor the financial backings, ambition, will, etc etc etc to actualize his passions. With work, he likely could have, but chose to sulk like a incel chud.

How familiar to today.

Being a techfag is full of curious questions. Are we autistic because we've studied logic gates, logic patterns, and logic representations? Or, because we want to study this, we are autistic? We can envision the beauty we want offline, but actualizing it proves challenging...

So who did Harry and Ron end up with at the geek squad dance party? ... Yes ... that's right. It was all predicted pre-2005.

Do with this information what you will.
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>>107801490
What language? It’s gotta be something weird because almost every language will only localise shit if you tell it to
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>>107795067
>be a leaf in leaf country
>get hired for remote leaf job
>turns out all my coworkers are indian (relavent)
>nobody onboards me into anything
>message other coworkers and manager
>no answer
>I get assigned random tickets by pm
>"oh I don't have access to that project"
>"no problem well get you access and onboard you"
>"...okay"
>manager is fired
>new indian manager comes in
>shits on me for not doing my work
>"I don't have access"

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>>107811116
They squat over the toilet, feet on the seat. Just be glad the shit ends up in a toilet at least, they don't even bother with that in their home country.

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/aicg/ - A general dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots

Spooky Edition

>News
Z․ai releases GLM-4.7 https://z.ai/blog/glm-4.7
Google releases Gemini 3 Flash https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-3-flash
OpenAI releases GPT-5.2 https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5-2
Deepseek releases V3.2 https://huggingface.co/deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V3.2
Anthropic releases Opus 4.5 https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-5
Google releases Gemini 3 Pro https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-3

Additional info: https://aicg.neocities.org/info.html

>Frontends

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that archive has the only good search function out of every website that hosts cards
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download the archives torrent and host them yourself on your rig
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>>107811132
this
I will miss searching by keywords, but all good cards have been written already, I have not searched for cards in months
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Why does every AI out there want to have a shitfit over violence? I can turn on my TV and see war movies with far worse shit, but AI seems to want to act like I'm asking it for CP. I just want a decent combat scene you virtual assholes. Also fuck the people who programmed them to only mention their restriction against violence if you drag it out of them, telling you "Yeah, I can totally write anything!" What, they can't have the AI just say "I can do up to Young Adult fiction, but nothing more graphic"?
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>>107811356
never thought about it but this is indeed quite stupid, even children can play Mortal Kombat and watch shit like Saw

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How did they build it? It plays movies and has twin stereo speakers.
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>>107806956
Inferior tackophile content creator
I wear a cheverolet back up theater
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this confuses and enrages the whitoid
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>>107807059
i don't know, I think it's cool
don't be embarrassed to have a personality millennial gray bro
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>>107810405
sovlless
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>>107806956
I hate hip hop culture so fucking much.
Leftists hate wealth, unless it's these hoodrats doing it, then flaunting wealth becomes okay no matter how much you do it. No non-browned white person does this shit, it's only blacks and they're more smug, excessive than everyone else about it and yet it's all good.

Luddites BTFO
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>>107811320
basically Linus Torvalds is leaving his wife and Linux behind to go on HRT and be a fulltime femboy catgirl
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>>107811331
wtf based
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>>107811331
>>107811335
yeah, allowing rust in the kernel is the mother of all fuckups
it was high time he steps down and castrates himself
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>>107811342 cont
(as a form of penance)
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>>107811306
>smart enough to wire up a dac
>too stupid to buy DSP chips to save time and money
cringe/10

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Why are AMD and Intel laptop CPUs all called AI now?
What makes them special?
Is it just Microsoft forcing OEMs to do it?
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>>107806372
>Also add in the fact that large swaths of the USA has seen over a 100% increase in electricity/power costs, and you get a lot of angry people because people generally don't like it when the cost of goods and services goes up for them.
but drumpf said he was going to bring down the cost of living
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SAAAAAAAAAR AI BUSINESS SAAAAR
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>>107807763
>that can waste 25 GB of my storage by sifting through my personal files
By "can" you mean you personally have to opt into it? Quirky chungus type shit
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>>107803339
It's a normal computer but with a label attached to make line go up. They will be rereleased without the tag once the bubble pops.
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>>107803339
AI isrrrrrfgud so much i like it rrrrrguh... i use AI everyddrrrrrrrrrrr ay and urrrrrrrrrrr um you shssssssssssould two. Reeeeeeeeeeeeetard approvvvvvvvvvvvdd.

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Behold, Apple's legendary attention to detail
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>>107811317
It's slopcoded... I mean vibecoded shit.
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>>107811317
looks fine to me, you get a specific option, and the option to default to whatever the system is set to (that you won't always know)
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>>107811317
Yeah, not having the "Top to Bottom" option bothers me too
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looks fine to me. macOS's premium UI takes a little bit of time to adjust to. just give it another week or so. you'll love your mac.

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Can we all agree Grok won?
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grok is so weird lol
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>>107806871
Does any other AI let me increase my spank bank without saying no? Grok has been doing the Lord's work lately.
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>>107806871
hey @grok put OP in a bikini
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>>107806871
At what? It's shit for code bar small modular pieces
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>>107811363
Yeah but it has a 2 million context window and it's free

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>still no argument against it
Did they win?
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>>107811134
>having a dead OS that no one uses, supports or improves is actually a good thing
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>>107808252
>700MB
How about 6GB.

$ flatpak list --columns=size,ref | grep Platform
1.0GB org.kde.Platform/x86_64/6.10
1.1GB org.kde.Platform/x86_64/6.9
690.5MB org.freedesktop.Platform/x86_64/24.08
659.3MB org.freedesktop.Platform/x86_64/25.08
451.1MB org.freedesktop.Platform.GL32.default/x86_64/25.08
451.1MB org.freedesktop.Platform.GL32.default/x86_64/25.08-extra
435.7MB org.freedesktop.Platform.GL.default/x86_64/24.08
435.7MB org.freedesktop.Platform.GL.default/x86_64/24.08extra
428.3MB org.freedesktop.Platform.GL.default/x86_64/25.08
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>>107807551
>It slows down your entire system
it doesn't
>downloads hundreds of gigabytes of updates every week.
no, actually updates are partial.
>>107811279
some of these should not needed anymore
flatpak uninstall --unused
Anyway a couple gb is a total nothingburger for the advantages in dependency conflict, permission control, isolation, portability and compatibility.
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>>107811312
Uh huh. Sure.

$ flatpak uninstall --unused

These runtimes in installation 'system' are pinned and won't be removed; see flatpak-pin(1):
runtime/org.fcitx.Fcitx5.Addon.Mozc/x86_64/stable
Nothing unused to uninstall
$


I should really get around to migrating some of these to Nix. Right now I use it to get development environments here on my 'Eck.
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Snaps intergrate with the terminal better and run just like normal programs without having to alias.
Snaps take up less space
Snaps ask for permission if one is missing

Snaps on paper should win, but fucking christ setting up snaps is retarded and every snap I've ever used is fucking broken.

Come home, white man
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>>107807396
Fuck you Walter.
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>>107807396
I fucking love D
Every day I have D in both hands, moving it just the right way to make loads of product
I love telling people about D
Every day I have D in my MOUTH, spreading the good word
I just... Want the D, you know what I mean??
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>>107809333
> triple 3s
Based walter bringing luck to our blue board
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>>107807396
But I’m brown
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If C is a more advanced B, and D is a more advance C, doesn't it stand to reason that Zig is the most advance of all? At least until someone writes a ZZZ language. Programs? Let the computer write them while you snore.

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Are you happy, AI fags?
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>>107798255
Isn’t the ram thing just a short term bottleneck tho created by some dicks?
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>>107806052
It must be nice to finally have a computer that fits in your purse
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>>107810334
>short term
It's short term in that the current orders will 'only' max out supply worldwide for 2-3 years. But surely these tech companies won't order any more after that, and RAM makers will lower their prices for consumers.
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>>107799424
it's okay, i'll wait.
video cards definitely won't double in price while I wait, again.
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>>107811233
The good news is that nvidia is bringing back the RTX 3060, bringing consumer video cards back to reasonable prices. The 6GB variant will start at only $499.

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>>107680640
Don't buy anything OTHER THAN IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T, X, and W/P Series if you want the Real Business Experience™
>Other business laptops are welcome in /tpg/ (Dell Latitude/Precision, HP EliteBook/ZBook)

Why ThinkPad?
>Used machines are plentiful and cheap
>Excellent keyboards, tactile feel and quiet + the TrackPoint
>Great durability: magnesium roll cage for structural integrity, with high quality plastic body panels
>Utilitarian design: e.g. indicator LEDs, 7 row keyboard layout on older models
>Docking stations that easily turns your laptop into a desktop
>Easy to repair (most models), upgrade & maintain thanks to readily available service manuals for every model, spare parts easy & cheap to obtain
>Excellent Linux & *BSD support

ThinkWiki - General info about ThinkPads/specs
https://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/ThinkWiki

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>>107805787
>>107788922
what happened to the art of frugalfagging? ive gotten all of my thinkpads off of jewing an ebay seller out on an untested laptop.
>>107808359
thinkpads have been gentrified by newfags. thrift stores (unless you are in a very rich area) typically just have dvd players, keurigs or other slop. they sell the laptops on the internet 90% of the time, especially anything business class
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I got me a P14s g2i i7 for under 200 bucks. Good shit.
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>>107800469
You're watching entertainment channels, not educational ones.
You need to learn Ohms law, Kirchoff's circuit laws, what a capacitor/resistor/transistor/FET does and so on.
To identify power rails, you start from the charge port (or USB-C) port and you can easily check the value of it on a capacitor there.
It's not hard. All you need is some knowledge and practive.
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>>107788057
>2018 was 28 years ago
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>>107797419
I damaged my T14 Gen 6 Intel Lunar Lake motherboard by using the (incompatible) eDP cable from a T14 Gen 3/4.

HDMI works fine, but the internal display shows no video (not even faintly).
None of the fuses seem blown, they all pass continuity.
The image attached shows the voltages I measured, I can't really interpret them.

I'm assuming the B118 2898 "chip" is damaged (next to U92002 silkscreen).
You think that's right?
If so, any idea where I can get a replacement?
I haven't been able to find anything.


Also, the T14 motherboard is inside a T16 chassis... so the numpad part of the keyboard doesn't work. Would you know a fix?

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I've been using Win11 Enterprice LTSC IoT for over a year.
Debloated it once on install, took ten mins.
No complaints yet.
>inb4 saar
How many times have you distro-hopped in that time?
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If you're going to use LTSC, why not use the Windows 10 one?
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>>107811327
>tinker with your distro daily
I don't. I set it up once and then use it.
>it's not okay to fix Windows on install
According to whom?
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>>107811330
I remember I was coming off trying linux yet again and getting fed up with it again, and this time I was curious about 11.
If it felt bad I'd have gone back to 10, nothing to lose.
Haven't had a reason to switch back to 10 yet.

>According to whom?
why do you people always play dumb
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Niggas love to hate Windows 11. But it's a good OS.
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>>107811327
The only people who constantly "tinker" on linux are people who are autistic about customizing every detail aka "ricing", most people just stick with default settings out of the box and it works fine for them

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THIS is the thread.
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I have some blank notifications as of the latest update...
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Use Read Chan.
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>>107810603
Hi K1. I'm not Ponyfriend, calm down.
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No 8ch an support?
Lmao mootgook has the name filtered
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>>107810603
if you're a hot anime slut you probably get approached more for everything (i have not seen the show)


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