I'm completely fucking deranged because I just spent 20 minutes writing this
Donald Trump: Hello, my name is Donald Trump. I'm a President of the USA.
Donald Trump: Hey, E. Jean Carroll! Let's fuck!
E. Jean Carroll: *Screams* AAAAAH! PEDOOOOOOO!
False
Troonface McSaggytits: Hello, my name is Troonface McSaggytits. I'm a Disgusting tranny.
Troonface McSaggytits: Hey, Donald Trump! Let's fuck!
Donald Trump: Big age gap, that's kinda weird.
Troonface McSaggytits: Guess I'll go dilate.
Troonface McSaggytits: I'M COOOOOMING!
True
Joe Biden: Hello, my name is Joe Biden. I'm a President of the USA.
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