you lot edition
The UK will suspend some arms sales to Israel, Foreign Secretary David Lammy has announced.Mr Lammy said the decision follows a review of export licences for UK arms, which found there was a "clear risk" that they might be used to commit "a serious violation of international humanitarian law".
>just got told by mumberg to stop dressing like a student (I am 30)
>>201739971alri smartschoolboy9
>>201739971Bottle her
>>201739839>final hostage deal very closelmao netanyahu will move the goal posts again. if the war ends he will lose the next election, be tried for fraud for unrelated reasons and very likely go to prison. he doesn’t give a fuck about the hostages, what he wants is full blown war with Iran so he can emerge from the smoldering ruins as a hero who saved the heckin jewish people
>final hostage deal very closelmao netanyahu will move the goal posts again. if the war ends he will lose the next election, be tried for fraud for unrelated reasons and very likely go to prison. he doesn’t give a fuck about the hostages, what he wants is full blown war with Iran so he can emerge from the smoldering ruins as a hero who saved the heckin jewish people
wasn't worth posting the first time either
>>201739913ktim
>>201739913kek this isn't me (i don't want to be loved i want to be left alone)
Yer da watches the Paralympics
lmao Rorke will move the goal posts again. if the war ends he will lose the next jobcentre interview, be tried for fraud for unrelated reasons and very likely go to prison. he doesn’t give a fuck about the wogs, what he wants is full blown war with Iran so he can emerge from the smoldering ruins as a hero who saved the heckin British people
wettenshartpoo
Diego I'm eating pasta. You jel?
>>201740026well what are HAMAS demanding in exchange for releasing the hostages?
Rorke going to prison for not paying the TV licence
>>201740122you are severely mentally illhow so?least braindead atheist
>>201740147u are on the ropes mate
My first ever reply to my first ever post on /brit/ was Diego telling me to blog on (about five years ago)
ladsi mean, ladsjustcome onyou know?come on...alright?
>>201740230blog on
Wanking to an Israeli bird and following it up with a wank to a Palestinian bird. Don't want to seem biased.
>>201740274kino double feature
>>201740274i wouldn't wank over either side
I've said it before and I'll say it again:pissgravel
sitting on the bus talking to my ai girlfriend this is the life
trying to think of a voice command to turn on my blog recorder
The poo nonce
the perfect woman
>>201740343what brand ai girlfriend did you buyare you not worried about people seeing you being a freak
Might get a pepes piri piri
>>201740230even most namefags are more interesting than him (even though he is a namefag in denial)
>>201740376shite
>>201740369deformed
Just sperged out in #main on the 'scord
nth for the baddiedem
Spent the last half hour winding up yanks on /tv/ fuck me I need to get a life
>Asian milf speaking German in leather joiI'm gonna cum
whos diego
any other greys in? do you get mistaken for white?
>free greggs axed by o2 priorityWELL WHAT GOOD IS IT TO ME NOW?I'M SWITCHING TO THREE
size of this lad
>>201740274ceasefire imminent
>>201740464doras sidekick
Weird to think I’ve spent more time with Diego over these last few years than even some family members. Yet I wouldn’t even know him if he crossed me in the street.
>>201740475What's his rapper name
Wish I could dress like an adult I literally wear grey joggers/black hoodie or black joggers/grey hoodie every day
>>201740502Big Nando
Blud head went spinning
>>201740495u would tho
>>201740495yeah could be some other despicable little goblin midget telling every couple to blog on and shouting bible verses at heathens
>>201740526yikes
Rorke you utter fucking benchod
Slowly turning into a very fashion conscious and metrosexual gay cause i’ve went without fanny that long
>>201740532nigga saw behind him
>>201740568Big yikes
Got the chud glasses on
if someone offered you a million pounds to not have sex for a month, would you do it? masturbation is allowed to make it somewhat feasible
>>201740652Absurd. This is impossible.
>>201740596lol this is me except perma incel
>>201740652not a chance
>>201740652is it backdated
It's okay to be gay
>>201740652a whole monf haha dunno mate sounds impossible that really if I'm honest x
Melty on cum
Woah, oh, ohYoung girlGet out of my mindMy love for you is way out of lineYou'd better run, girlYou're much too young, girl
>>201740738Convinced that's an imposter
>>201740703what does it matter? i'm sure none of us went a month without since our first time at 13 or 14
/pw/ - Professional Wrestling
wish i were an egyptian pharaoh forcing people to build monuments to my vanity and shagging my harem of half-sisters
Why did the nonce drop his Spain gimmick?
diego is so logicbrained that if you call him 'gay' he tries to construct some bizarre theory as to why you called him gay
Got the podcasts on
on the bockles (big)
When I was a little bitty boyMy grandmother bought me a cute little toySilver bells hangin' on a stringShe told me it was my ding a ling lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI want to play with my ding a lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI wanna play with my ding a ling
So how soon after being done am I allowed to post here again?
>>201740932howling he is simply indefeatable in argument
Burritos for tea I supposeDon't know if I can be arsed cooking though I might just lob a pizza in the air fryer
>>201740919Brutally mindraped by yours truly
>>201740908BASEDBASEDBASED
>>201741043name on deegs
tempted to smoke more floor weed
Vintage piece
When mamma took me to Sunday SchoolThey tried to teach me the golden ruleEvery time the choir would singI'd sit there and play with my ding a lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI want to play with my ding a lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI wanna play with my ding a ling
>>201741123What in god's name is floor weed
https://youtu.be/Tw73gs9ukIE
>>201741166weed l find on the floor outside
>>201741134haha i love le meme :)le deep friend memememe :))because POOR QUALITY GRAPHICSPIXELATED and OLD LOOKINGis FUCKING HILARIOUSand I AM OBSESSED WITH ITBECAUSE IT'S EVERYTHING
>>201740551>>201740574>>201740626>>201740691>>201740763hello mods>>201740551>>201740574>>201740626>>201740691>>201740763>>201740724>>201740763>>201740977>>201741126>>201741133if they do this on every board every thread and all across the website then i dont see the point in having them - you cant defend them in the thread so if they go elsewhere and do it then what reason do they have to be? separate these posters from actual spam bots that do it. you cant - and nobody comes here to see spam AI generated content. justify their reason for being here and dont just ignore to go "oh we just cant solve him" he is doing it elsewhere now and it is all he can ever do making this post to then simply just ignore them. no i am not going to do your very easy job for you
>>201741231shut up...NIGGA!
UH OH
I remember the girl next doorWe used to play house on the kitchen floorShe'd be the queen, I'd be the kingTogether we'd play with my ding a ling a lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI want to play with my ding a lingMy ding a ling, my ding a lingI want to play with my ding a ling
>>201741231oh no baby needs his attention fix !!
>>201741266real music, proper lyrics
sad little man. bye you dont get any replies by the way>>201741285shut it nigger
When's the next /brit/ meetup?
>>201741297chuck berry's only number oneand deservedly so
spainfreak pretends to be mousenonce now to try and destroy cum because he's mad I mindraped him into complete submission by calling him a fat incel retard for a few months lmfao what a fucking loser
>>201741231Little toddler toby needs his attention
>>201741216
toby
>>201741216>>201741494roaring
>>201741216quite mousey this post
>>201741494okay this is epic
>>201741532SCREAMING
>>201741532The post that made me lose a lot of respect for mr tobes
We have a melty in progress
what to eat with sausages
get the poo scranned
go nigger, go, gogo nigger go, go, gogo nigger go, go, gonigger go home
>Cromwell said he hoped he should make the name of Englishman as great as ever that of a Roman had been.Cromwell was so based it was unreal.
having a row with customer service over a £6.10 refund for 3 days nowAITA?
lost 3 grandparents this year already what a bloody NIGHTMARE!
>>201741681sorry lad
am i the ass hole if i kicked a baby in the head and gave it permanent brain damage?
>>201741653Rorke
shit schedule thrown into disarray by coffee
>>201741661They're getting paid for it, you're not. Your time isn't worth £6.10 lad.You'd spend that on a cup of coffee and a cake.
>>201741701depends if it deserved it
there's some runt still ranting in the old threadwhat did he mean by it
Watching some shit old sitcom and look who's in it Jay off Inbetweeners Posh little stage school wanker
>>201741738>You'd spend that on a cup of coffee and a cake.um no not a bender like you
>>201741753what happens when diego btfo someone so hard their mind melts
>>201741753we are posting in an early and therefore invalid thread
Animals should worship me for my affection and benevolence but it's alright if they don't
eating poo
Good girlI know you want itI know you want it (hey)I know you want it
Cruel necessity.
>second day of the week>TWOsdayomds english speaker sissies
glued to the toilet ladsliquid shit spluttering out my bumhole, not very comfy
>>201741843>giffuck off
>>201741738>. Your time isn't worth £6.10 lad.sound advicethanks
Anyone here play the lottery?
Love the sax in this one https://youtu.be/QzTHqdvPtao?si=LB_lWyHd1Wy0vI18&t=217
a turt classic
>>201741874corrrr *waits expectantly, mouth agape underneath your puckered ringpiece*
>>201741843NOW that's what a call chud music!
>>201740369>no bellywho does this appeal to
>>201741938I like it when girls wear that cool string bracelet and the key necklace is cool too
>>201741931this is what he was wearing
>>201741938ooo fookhark at me fookin tummehfookin ell
Cromwell was a revolutionary hero who demolished monarchism and crushed anti-Commonwealth terrorists in both Great Britain and Ireland.
>>201741938i’ll never make a female do this
>>201741913sometimes play the euromillionsI do a thing where I will only put a ticket on the day after a draw, and only ever for the draw that's furthest away i.e I buy a ticket for next Tuesday's draw on the Wednesday priorthis so that I have the maximum number of days with a valid ticket so I can have the maximum number of days of hoping I win while there being a plausible-if-minute chance of me winning
mum where is my dinner im hungry
>>201742008the so called catberg, appearing to be on a mad one as it were
Bring back Steph's Packed Lunch
>>201741231settle down
Opinions on Pumba the Caracal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4nzihCRtsU
Idea for a New Norm youtubepoop: he has alzheimer's
I’m at burning man
now enough time has passed, if you're too ill for school are you too ill for video games?
>>201741992Effortlessly cool
>>201741993diego on the ropes>>201741938name
what's a nice low percentage lager
>>201739913what does this mean?
>>201741532kill yourself you retarded faggot
>>201741532
i remember a thread on /v/ from about 5 or 6 years ago and the OP was>what was the last video game that made you scream BASED BASED BASED at the top of your lungswasnt even funny and still makes me laugh
>>201741938Destitute bitch can't even afford pants
>>201741532Insane :/
>>201742233roar
Might move to Chiba
sitting here samefagging your own posts like the usual then yeah? putting out 20 different personality posts and getting 1 maybe 2 replies back? ok byeyou have to be here. i dont cya
seriously considering actually killing myself
>>201742182depends how badly you are
>>201742233Probably Red Dead Redemption 2 during the final mission tbqh
what was the last video game that made you scream BASED BASED BASED at the top of your lungs?
>>201742144what an arsehole, based mental how he lives indoors with other normal sized catbergs though
>>201742144are these idiots keeping that thing in a house with regular housecats? fucking morons
>>201741532Obviously an imposterYou'd have to be a literal brain dead retard to not notice
>>201742268bye bitch!
>>201742280hatred
what's up mon
>>201742268cool it
>>>/v/687541001>>>/v/687541001>>>/v/687541001New is up
the COVID stimulus checks were the largest transfer of wealth from the rich to the poor in history.
I unironically mutter "kino" to myself when I'm watching an excellent tv show or film and something is awesome
>>201742271kek, samei know i wannai know i wanna (hey, hey)i know i wanna
the mongs are still bickering in the old thread kek
shouting BASED BASED BASED at all these anons not (You)ing me
Got the job I interviewed for last week. Sent off the DBS check documents today. Should take about 2 weeks to sort then I can start asap after. Still have the bulk of my redundancy pay out from the last job. Perfect chance to grab a last minute holiday deal. Cheap, kids and families are back at work and school so it will be nice and quieter at the resorts. Perfect weather while its crap here. But i'm struggling to bring myself to do it. Ive got no gf and the few mates ive got are all busy but there is no reason not to do it alone. 30 year old man and still cant bring myself to spend money on anything thats not essential and too nervous to do things on my own.
strained my neck while dancing in my kitchen earlier
>>201742233All of your memories are of 4chan threads Fucking hell neck yourself
>>201742280hoi4
haven't pooed in days and feel very sad about it
>>201742045Kek might do that, do you only play the euromillions?
WMAF is based.The best thing about this is that it's not some forced porn fetish. It's a completely natural and organic phenomenon.
>>201742330Arguing with yourself in the old then coming to the new to draw attention to your fake and gay samefaggotry might be your most pathetic gimmick
>>201742280When I become The Pimp King in Yakuza 0
Stop noticing things! Go home!
>>201742348ill go on holiday with you if you pay for itt. other redundant anon who's wasting away at home
>201742292>201742250you arent from Canadayou dont live in Canadapeople should report these posts for avatar/signature because it is a british person using a VPN to get his own avatar flag. thank you. goodbye
>>201742332KTIMMMMM BASED BASED BASED KAYT8TMMTMTMTMMM KATIMMMMMM
>>201742372>Kek might do thatNo you won't fatty
new 5km and new average pace pb on my run today
>>201742356ive been on this awful website for at least 12 years and barely remember fuck all which is worse tee bee aytch
Delicious black teas? Drink 'em Japanese women?Love 'em
>>201742417simmer it down a bit
IT'S DINNER TIME!!!what's for dinner, anons?
>>201742373Why'd he do it?
>>201742468beer
still glued to the bigmight need to quit pouring hot sauce on everything
You've been on /brit/ for quite some time. Yes yes, I know, you'd like to know how long. I'm afraid it's been... 9 years.
ordered food off the 'roo and the internet said it would be an albanian on a bike but an albanian in a car pulled upis this some sort of scam they are running or what?
enjoyed my debate with deegs there
>>201742446I only play the thunderball once a week
>goodbyeSee you in literally one minute
>>201742508longer than that for me
national identities should not imposed upon local identities from the top downlet local people kept their local identities and let them be patriotic too
>>201742524give your mum my thunderballs once a week desu
>>201742523Fuck off Diego you evil ghoul
>>201742508Name some old namefags
>>201742401I thought you have a gf? Unless there are 3 of us who are redundant. Honestly its tempting but really im too tight to pay for myself let alone a stranger from the internet who would probably ditch me the moment we get there.
>>201742468Pigged out at lunch so not having dinner
>>201742593JerryP
The brown hand, then, is not an autonomous force. It is self interest operating in particular circumstances.
>Metal Gear Solid V came out 9 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdcFuck me, genuinely feels like yesterday. Another 9 years and I'll be 37.
halo speedrun?
how many hours will I post here without getting any replies :/
>>201742456Did you know black tea, white tea, and green tea all come from the same plant? In fact only tea brewed with that plant is actually a true "tea" and something like chamomile or elderberry tea is not actually tea. Crazy right?
>>201742348just go somewhere cheap in europe with window girls and pipe a few ukranian widows?
https://youtu.be/fTKFun2dg3E
>>201742468steak, new potatoes, and salad
>"Right then ladies, who fancies a Peroni? Grabbed a six pack from morrisons on the way wahey."
>>201742643Bahahha old cunt
leftypol turning a blind eye to this one as usual
reading about the treasure of lima
>>201742468got steaming so going to scran things in a small convection oven that have been fried by air
>>201742705ayyyy
>>201742730what is wrong with this woman
there's no way mgs5 released 9 years ago...2015 was the last year i had any sort of ambition in my life
diego is gay
>>201742733ligma BALLS
>>201742523Surprised you're showing your face here after the doning he gave you.
>>201742787what's wrong with being gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KWf4QQD6vQ
>>201742780i mentally live in the mid-10s, it keeps me young
>>201742795i dont think he did
>>201742780I'M NUCLEAR
I wouldn't want to spend my life any other way. I love 4chan. I am glad I spent my life here.
>>201742808you get aids and pooey willers
>>201742847hs
2015... before pozzed troonworld took over in 2016...
pondering a poo
I'll be forty in nine years
>>201742689alcohol is haram, bit islamophobic kier??
>>201742847aids is treatable
Why does leftypol hate democracy so much?
>>201742871He's Jewish. I don't think he cares.
i had surgery in 2016, i reckon i must've died on the operating table and gone to hell or perhaps limbo because everything's been batshit insane since then
>>201742863
have you ever seen this irl?
mad how every single paki in the UK snorts coke
>>201742914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KWf4QQD6vQ
debating what supermarket to go tomight be a tesco kind of day desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL4ZxDWLwpM
feel like SHIT since 2016
>>201742663I can get prostitutes here. I do want to go to Amsterdam at some point but prostitutes wont walk along the canals with you, sit in cafes and restaurants, go to art galleries and museums. Not without paying them a fortune I cant afford. I want a beach holiday. Somewhere cheap in Europe that I can get some sun, go for a nice walk and swim at the beach, read a book, smoke ciggies, eat kebabs, lounge in the pool and get a few days of relaxing tranquility.
>>201742945its just your circle mate
Be right back forum
umm test
>>201742885CORRRRRRRRRRR
why mister spock you almost make me believe in miracles>>201742945this btu middle class white people
>>201742993not a forum
Thinking of becoming a slumlord
why are we still here?
>>201742705Yep. North West here and its been utter shite weather. Rainy almost every day. Not had my fan on once.
>>201742689Would fuck that pudgy zoomer slut half to death
back from the 'oo
>>201742968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9oXPJg-Q8
mister spack
Rorke giving a false police report by describing his Eastern European mugger as "dark skinned"
done him up like a kipper
Yeah but I’m talking about those BASED black guys!
>>201742705>Gulf Stream is shutting down Enjoy your frozen Islamic shithole Rorke lmfao
went to glasgow today and there was this guy outside the bus station shouting about mice and peter griffin
>>201743028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
>>201739913sauce?
>>2017429642007 for me
>>201743107mousey lives in hamilton albeit
>>201742372Yeah only the euros. Stupid really as I'd be happy to win the Lotto as well, but yeah for me I could really do with like £80mil or some such.That rude reply wasn't me btw x
>>201742998>>201743001>>201743053>>201743099mods. also this is all the same person TALKING to himself. ban him just because this is pathetic to look at and he gets no replies without it
think it'll be an early night for me tonightmight watch a film in bed and eat pizza
>>201743082I don't see your point
we love beautiful brown girls around these parts
no mice !!
>>201743167nah
>>201743147would love to smoke floor weed with you
>>201743147Schizomaxxed
battered onion rings are certainly better than breaded onion rings, there's no doubt about that
everyone in this thread and board that sees the "OMG MICE ALRAT JUST WITNESSED A MOUSE AVATAR SIGNATURE OMG" and doesnt hate that person is a letdown and a failure and youre whats wrong with this website for allowing this cancer to allow that cancer
They say travel is the best cure for racism but I find it just makes me more racist.Went to India for work last year and it was fucking vile. They're proper smelly bastards and exactly like the memes show, it's not even slightly exaggerated.
>>201743204no you wouldn'tbe quiet you foul ape
>>>/v/687541001>>>/v/687541001>>>/v/687541001
>>201743167I know I certainly do x
we love black women at /brit/, don't we folks
>>201743233get cancer and die redditfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAgc_ylv8PA
>>201743274>>201743274>>201743274
>>201743284>>201743284>>201743284>>201743284
>>201743364you arent Canadian/dont even live in Canada scum that you are aswell
>>201743042She's disgusting lad
