simian respect edition>>202200899previous
do you browse /cum/ shirtless?
don't reply to rat pedo
>>202204967fatGOD owns ya
Does scotland have police blotters like in the US? I think we can find him through that.
return to monke
>>202204971no i do not
>>202204947>not Uranus editionBring back MapChad, if we're not going to have fun OPs.
Wicked mad and bad in the beddo
>Faggots are still replying to the Brit flagNiggas is stupid af
>>202204947Me af
at least post real pictures of dead rats
>>202205055i will respect you by remaining silent
>>202204905you know, if you just put in the work daily at your job, it gets easier. like yes, "wageslave for 40 years", but you can get used to it and then it's not really "chronic stress", it's just existence. the hedonic treadmill is working in your favor to make working bearable. the other options are immediately easier but lead to far more suffering.you know what just watch rango and wait for the bit where rango talks to the spirit of the wild west
just remember your death could be imminent.
ive got 2 black roommates and i keep forgetting to stop saying the n word aloud
cocacola closed its plants in several states because of the narco, americans don't want to invade us? we need you.
>>202205140sweet release
hope i sleep properly tonight.
>>202205179lol
i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
>>202205206this but when im dead
>>202205264kill yourself
Make one of those "[popular thing] huh? Well I DON'T LIKE IT! how about that normie boy?!" posts
Here come the drama, oh, that's that nigga with the fake, uh huh (BOW)Why you punch me in my face? Stay in ya placePlay ya position (uh), here come my intuition Go in this nigga pocketRob him while his friends watchin'That hoes clockin' (uh), here comes respectHis crew's your crew, or they might be next
>mindbroken
what do americans think of exmuslims (if they even think about them at all)
>>202205351you mean apostates
>>202205351they don't
>>202205351>(if they even think about them at all)I don't
>>202205351They have strayed from the path, but Allah willing they will find themselves again
>>202205419fuck your pisslamic demon god and your satanic false prophet pedophile mo-hammed
>>202205351they need to find the lord jesus christ amen
>>202205351have you even asked yourself how weird a question that actually is?
watchin hasanabidamn this nigga articulate
genuinely cant think of a time when youtube's recommendation algorithm has been this bad
>>202205351Even f they stop, they're unlikely to drop the culture around it. There's not going to be much difference.>>202205419>he doesn't knowPeople who stop being a muslim, are supposed to be killed.
post more e celeb bait posts
>>202205491I did not, this is a shithole website you can ask whatever you want, I was just curious
>>202205510Delete trash from your watch history.
>niggas be living in a place like this talm bout "American suburbs are dystopian"
one week of work down, worked 4 12's and made about 1400. gonna look for rooms to rent maybe next weekend to escape the coming winter and build my credit (and also have more access to laundry machines). we're all gonna make it, just gotta take it one step at a timeblog over
>>2022053511. We don't even think of Muslims let alone ex Muslims unless there's a terrorist attack2. Why would you ask this at all?
>>202205589they have a cool dystopia, we have a gay one
>>202205617Prouda you, homie. Keep it up, one step at a time, like you said
gonna replay devil May Cry.
>>202205617based
>>202205652>Not having heat and AC is "cool"
>>202205675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pOhGpP-Pp4
>>202205675I've never played it, is it worth a go?
I saw the prophet eating chicken
>>202205738It was a Haitian and it was a Canadian Goose.
>>202205704if you don't think the image you posted looks cool then you're a fag, simple as
>>202205714The English would call this "nuts and bolts" or some shit
he didnt like that post. made him look bad didnt boost postcount all he does or can do is complain all day for 20 hours a day. he ban evades to complain... and nobody even pays attention to him>>202205617love this .webm :)this .webm is Like with fat but replace "drinking" with talking to him, listening to him, or being like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX61Ze6rfRk
>>202205737It wasn't a great game to begin with and it definitely didn't age well
>>202205737If you mean the original DMC, then it's fun if you like the classic Resident Evil games and camera. If you don't then start with DMC 3.If you mean the DMC Devil May Cry, then it's a mid game.
Ordered a pizza and the drivers name was literally Shartdan
>>202205756I must be a fag then
>>202205773lmfao
i love reggie
don't reply to rat pedoxir is ban evading again
>>202205777I'm glad you spend your entire life here because it keeps you away from children.
pajeetcels will bring their laptops and start zoom conference calls at the gym like if you don't get off that fucking squat rack I'm going to drop kick you in the eye
- fat is ban evading to have his mental breakdown - >>202205830what a stupid fucking post
- fat is having a mental breakdown moment and ban evading to do so -
>>202205851You're a danger to children and society at large. There is a reason you aren't allowed a butter knife or metal spoonStay away from kids Focus on 4chan and your cartoon rats
i just realized that donut is called that because it's a dough nut
>>202205888Stop replying to the Brit flag you fucking faggot
why does this retard keep replying to him
american niggas be like "these ducks too spicy"
projection
>>202205589That's bad but american suburbs are distopyian hell hole, paying massive amounts of money to live outside of a comfortable range of convenience, surrounded by neighbors who all hate each other because they view their houses as investments not places to settle down and raise a family and everyone around them has a chance to lower that value, in most cases it's on houses they don't even own because of a HOA and they can be kicked out of their "own" house at any point if someone that dislikes them enough gets elected with little to no legal recourse, yeah living in a chinese slum is shitter but that does mean that suburbs aren't garbage and no one living in that level of tenements is terminally online enough to think about americans every 2 seconds anyway
>>202205892Wait until you learn that you spell it wrong, and the rest of the English world spells it doughnut.
fuck off mousenonce you spazzy mongo
kinda wanna get blueberry boys 2 but Ive never played or read 40k and it's probably going to be a Fotm
>me posting my copy-paste every time he posts or has a reply isnt replying to him, doesnt make him post more>you replying to him bad >me doing it (isnt doing it) good all he does 20 hours a day is complainhe is ban evading to complain and shit up your thread because he doesnt like someone and wants to make their posts a problem - to exist
https://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyf
I got rangebanned for telling a faggot to kys now I can't make threads. This is bullshit
>>202205920Whatever just stay indoors and leave the little ones alone. Don't make their lives hell like yours
listenin to asmr girlsrubbin my pud
ill leave you all to look at how fat shit up the thread with his little mental breakdownw hes had - and is ban evading this is all he does 20 hours a day. this is the highlight of his day
>>202205991me too :)
>this god damned idiot is still replying to him
lots of discussion going on not about the poster he doesnt like rn
>>202205984get fucked chud#bluenomatterwho
AllINeedis a high priced lawyerCuz it's foul ways nowadays,Everybody saw yaAnd they comin to court tooI thought you knewCan't even steal on a nigga, mughfukkas will sue
>>202206032Its like a wind up toy.Make a few posts and watch him go for hoursIts so fucking funny to me. I actually don't mind him
he literally cant post beacuse all he does for 20 hours a day isi complain. he doesnt make otehr posts. thats all he does. thats hwy he wants it to keep going nevermind he made a post
one gold chaintwo gold rangfive gold watchit nuthin' (godDAMN)!
>>202206095It's fucking annoying, knock it off please
sick and tired of making a thread on /lit/ about a book and it never even gets a single replybunch of fucking low IQ mongoloids posting bookshelfs and pretending to be writers instead of actually reading anything
kill yourself fat
reminder ot everyone to report fat :)
lowered my pizza driver's tip because I chose leave at the door and she knocked on it like 5 times, the tip was equal to the order amount initially so it's not like she should have expected an in person tip as well
/cum/ is a white-dudes-for-harris generalif you don't like it, make your own general
>>202206149lol nobody likes fat jhe does want you to keep making posts like these right now though, because its all the posts he can make
>>202206176this
>>202206176/cum/ is a Yang gang stronghold
>>202206176kill yourself
>>202206184You're such a predator. You just can't help yourselfBetter taking it out on me than random kids. I'll be a shield
>>202206215Id vote for yangHe was gonna pay people to vote for him
I suck dick just about every single day and have never once hawk tuah'd on it
reminder that fat is ban evading and to spam/flooding his copypaste
And if I say something about it will you call me rent free?
>>202206176/cum/ is a right wing Christian thread.
>>202206246kill yourself
>>202206289you just got banned earlier on in the thread toby
happy friday
is there an interesting thread somewhere on this website
>>202206346he is messed up
>>202206355/s/ is a pretty consistent board.
because it wasnt shitting up the thread and boosting post count, or touched a nerve, and i wasnt taking the bait they didnt like it because all i did was sit here and post the same thing over and over again at it, so he couldnt keep it going
>>202206355>>>/an/4865665
>>202206383Show us your teeth
>>202206401I don't like animals
>>202206355i use >>>/sp/ to keep in touch with sports teams for my normie coworkers and >>>/ck/ for cook along threads
he didnt like it when i told everyone that fat is having his mental breakdownalso more people are leaving the thread because of him. people fat has cost the thread yesterday: 2
gonna try to play videogames today
jsut realized I can watch college football tomorrow since I have the day offlets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202206414>>>/cgl/10899526
my life hasn't been the same since spinny stopped posting
>>202206512im not gay
theres no good video games
>>202206577incorrect
>>202206577team fortress 2
Can. 117 No aggregate of persons (universitas personarum) or of things (universitas rerum), intending to obtain juridic personality, is able to acquire it unless competent authority has approved its statutes.
>>202206577I'm pretty content with Total War Warhammer 3 RN and for the past 6 months. But I'm pirating all the DLC because fuuuuuck paying 300 bucks for the whole package.
>>202206346Can you believe we pay money to feel what that bird is feeling
>>202206668doesnt it have denivo
drinking wine
I bought all but like the last 3-4 CK2 DLCs, but I bought them as they were coming out so I never knew how bad it would get, total it was probably $500ish which isn't actually that bad spread out over 10+ years considering a normal priced game is $60
>>202206693yes, I bought the base game. But it's been cracked just this month, it's on fitgirl.
>>202206722What kind Is it good
what the fuck you have to come back (for the judgement) after you die?
>>202206722im having a spritei have a tummy ache
>>202206767oh nice. might try itt
>>202206764I spent thousands of hours on CK2 (and 1). In hindsight, that was just building up the courage to play EU4. And being autistic and sad.
>>202206764How do I pirate it?
>>202206787You gotta poop I reckon
>>202206679>wel try to avoid poisoning myself tbqh
>>202206095Please stop, it's really detrimental to the quality of the general. His posts are much more harmless when no one is antagonizing him.
i gotta poop (have a buttache)
>>202206778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEt-oqFqdwI'm a hardline atheist but this is one of my perennial favs
>>202206722for me, its hard Mt Dew
>>2022068441052 "We believe that the souls of all who die in Christ's grace . . . are the People of God beyond death. On the day of resurrection, death will be definitively conquered, when these souls will be reunited with their bodies" (Paul VI, CPG § 28).1060 At the end of time, the Kingdom of God will come in its fullness. Then the just will reign with Christ for ever, glorified in body and soul, and the material universe itself will be transformed. God will then be "all in all" (1 Cor 15:28), in eternal life.
>>202206822i don't wanna talk about my poops but yes probably
>>202206844stop responding to ratpedo, you idiot
what the fuck is up with people always bringing up "fees" and "not being independent" when talking about unions?you literally get paid much better and have better benefits
If stomach cancer anon is here, I want to say that I am deeply sorry for my behavior last night. It was very rude of me to keep talking about my own minor issues after you revealed to me the pain you are going through. I hope things work out for you
>>202206870Do you take small poops or large
>I'm a hardline atheist
another dogshit fat postkill yourself
>>202206837If you truly had a single care about the quality of this general you would get on irc and harass a mod to get off their ass and babysit the thread or rangeban
>>202206868I believe that's like a metaphor for humanity building an omniscient machine that will transmute our very minds into eternal spacefaring cybernetic beings, or whatever
>>202206881my buddy's in a welding union and makes the same as me stacking boxes after union dues and taxes
>>202206909I already submitted a feedback note. What is IRC?
>>202206892i'm not going to lie his posts made me tear up a little and i wasn't really sure what to sayi can't even imagine being faced with something of that magnitude
yeah, rangeban fatwhos currently ban evading to make those posts >>202206924nah its real
>>202206907
>>202206877he's nice and he's a Withnail & I fan. What have YOU done for me lately?
>>202206937>What is IRC?newfag
>>202206881I love Addison Rae
>>202206937incel discord
>>202206945
lots of discussion going on not about the poster he doesnt like rnmeanwhile all he is still talking about is me and feedback and IRC - when he is the problem and ban evading. his posts are a detriment to the threadyou cannot separate those copy-paste posts from a spambot (which acts 20 hours a day) he is making inorganic posts about it now to shit up the thread furthermods, if you have any doubt, just look at how hard he tries to keep it going. this is all he does
this thread is cursed
>>202207019
gd it here we go again
people have been talking about leaving the thread again since fat started (they dont do this when its just me - not antagonized)2 people left the thread yesterday and he went and did it againdo not acknowledge fat
if love is nothing but neurological impulses sent to the brain, how come its always associated with the heart?
>>202207056
this is such an attractive accenthttps://youtu.be/UZuHE9m3a8Y?si=22VrF_huPbdjOKcV&t=5
>>202206952>>202207000>>202207033>>202207075now you want to have 100 posts back and forth for the attention while also dragging down the thread? nah. kys faggot.do your job because people have spoken out about the quality of the thread when - fat is having his mental breakdowns - which, because he cant go off onn them (this is all he does for 20 hours a day) - he reports and gets bannedthis is all he does (is complain) - about whatever - cant do anything else, and wants the thread to be badthank you
Your dose is too strong for blue boards, but here's a microdose for yinz
here's your whygena bro
>>202207063because DEEP IN MY HEART THERE'S A FIRE, A BURNING HEART
>>202207106
i will now leave it so you can all take a step back and look at the effect fat has on the general and what he really doeshe tried so hard to keep this going because its all he doesif an American reposts this so others can see, it would be greatly appreciated
This tincture slaps but not necessarily in a good way
>>202206776
>inb4 he continues to post for an hour
>>202207149>i will now leave itno you won't
why are u being mean to tobes
look how bad he wants it to continue - beacuse its all he does. 20 hours a day
>>202200854>we all like cringe music from time-to-timetruehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyYhPYR0jA0
Everyone go away, me and my wife spinster need alone time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNQ2-lQHRA...yeah!
>>202207205because hes retarded and its funny
Dance my little wind up toyDance for your master
>>202207235Bruh fuck off, I don't come to your general and shit things up
i got moderate https://www.idrlabs.com/3-minute-autism/test.php
I'm more pissed at these other two Brits than MN himself. Get the fuck out of our general
>Bruh fuck off, I don't come to your general and shit things upbradleypost the bradley post 1000 bradleys
>>202207303I'm not replying to you faggot
just remember, the last time the foid posted she was going out with the gals. she found a bf, and you're still alone
>>202207299>at these other two Britsthey're both me
boy it sure would be nice if dipshits stopped replying to him and giving him reason to stay
>>202207331She's still here and she's cute qt
>>202207285kill yourself
>>202206722me too
>>202207353>>202207226hope she reads this bro
>>202207331>tattoosInto the dumpster
>>202207343>expecting order in a world ruled by chaosngmi
>>202207403So true *rapes you*
I find this bickering so disheartening...let the power of music & drugs heal you, brothershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TNVOqRLBwU
>>202207423maybe its your own fault that no one likes you
You can only have one for the rest of your lifeYour choice?
The kotor comics suck
thread abysmal even for /cum/ standardsi'll come back later
>>202207443curly easily
>>202207443waggle is the only logical choice. wedge and steak or too thick and crinkle is mid
I wish I was powerful
>>202207331This looks like a missing person or lost media scare image
>>202207472waffle*goddamn phone
he posted the images hes not allowed to post! wow so funny!
for me it's smiley fries, the true patrician's choice
do you care what happens to your body after you dieif so what do you want to happen to it
>>202207443steak
>>202207331I am gay and have a bf though, he's raiding right now
>>202207526now you want to have 100 posts back and forth for the attention while also dragging down the thread? nah. kys faggot.
>>202207535I want to be buried in a plain wooden coffin, I don't want to be embalmed or cremated. I want to re-enter the natural cycle via decomposition.
>>202207535No but if I can choose, I'd like to be buried without a coffin directly in the dirt so my body can become nutrients to nature
>>202207444all comics suck ever since I discovered Jeff Smith's Bone. I've never found its equal since. Got a 3 gig rip of Cerebus by Dave Sim on the 'puter right now but it seems kinda boring overall.
>>202207498set your family up for success so by the time you reincarnate you'll be born into it
Eusexua is a good album
>>202207578>>202207587whoa these are very similar answers
>>202207622kinda light on the melodies, is Twigs. Stylish tho.
>>202207623Collective unconscious strikes again
>>202207589https://youtu.be/vfEBBvjH9JM?si=tYdz0CouLXGNreMJ
>>202207623NPCs
test c:
>>202207669what do you want to happen to your body, mr. protagonist?
>>202207535l want to be blown up, stuff me with tannerite like a Thanksgiving bird and let er rip for my funeral. If you aren't drenched in my matter, you don't matter
oh fuck i think i accidentally reported as illegal content instead of extremely low quality
no one cares
>>202207699Foid, please stop reporting I know it's you
>>202207699evading post filters works too, usually better from my experience
>>202207650Do you stan Addison Rae?
fat does it again
eating soybean oil free peanut butter
>>202207663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxGM3hZykfUdo you enjoy overwhelming gayness in music? I'm straight, but I can't resist a snappy synthpop tune
eating pure soy butter rn
i got 72https://www.idrlabs.com/non-player-character-npc/test.php
>>202207375enjoy
this nigga really taking buzzfeed tests
test
so far worked 6 hours overtime. gonna work 4 more next week. should bring in an extra $500 or so after taxes.
>>202207443curly
>>202207823nah it tastes like shit. i stole it from walmart
jerk off right now
this nigga drinking boxed wine for the flavor
>>202207778>do you enjoy overwhelming gayness in music?Yeshttps://youtu.be/JhLxK2xGqqo?si=8B_sXtwPY_lcV6Fi
>>202207863this >>202207165 is what im drinking
>>202207798I got 26.2%
boxed wine
red wine makes me shit water
i like my winei drink only the finest 'cept i haven't made a dime in sevral monthsor were it years
alcohol in my systemnow it's time to cry
>>202207887because you're not white
i want you to cum
>202207887ACh
>>202207887Well why aren't we sending your wine shits to Africa or places in draught
failed the npc test
Son of a bitch
>>202207743Eh, too mainstream. I'm a kind of a hippie, I've got big billowing brown curls down to my nipples and wear stuff like fuzzy dark sweaters, fur-tinged leather jackets and short boots.
Madam
>>202207946Why are Mexicans always angry? It makes me so scared, I just want to cry.
>>202207956President
>>202207956>wake up>research american politics>post it here for attentionthis is why your country's owned by chinese and populated by jeets btw
>>202207918what's that to do with the bowel?
some guy called me sexy and said i should start an onlyfans
I would bang Ice Spice if she dropped that zoomer fashion shit
>>202207992cry chud
>>202207879I've always thought gay people are generally smarter than straight people.
>>202207992Cry about it
i feel awful.
>>202208001
no one drinks like gaston
>>202208000Are you gonna take his advice, spinster?
I only drink wine thats under $10 with an ABV of at least 13.5%
grapesrasin
>>202208000do you need your ego stroked this badly? you mustve been a lonely child
Intelligence test time. Describe what you would be doing if you didn't eat breakfast this morning.
>>202208018of course we are, being able to creampie bussy without worrying about pregnancy IS smart >>202208032who is spinster>>202208054no but i need my cock stroked badly
>>202208063I didn't eat breakfast this morning
>>202208063but i did eat breakfast
>>202208063umm all of the atoms have a predetermined path and would always of arrived here
>>202200899
>>202208063but I did eat breakfast this morning
>>202208063not breaking my fast
>>202208034buy whiskey or rum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-x5rzb3YVwheard the Vines for the first today, they were awful, like fast Nirvana. When I think of modern garage rock, this is it. But I was very sympathetic to the singer's struggle with asperger's, cause I am just the same. He went to live with his parents at 45 and assaulted his mom sometime after, though not seriously.
Dude weed
lol the mods keep removing the truth bombs about fat but allow him to spam the same messaeg over and over again 20 hours a day whenever someone replies, like a spambot
taco bell or mcdonalds gents
>>202208104wine doesnt give me painful hangovers, AND its cheaper
i love showing off naked to strangers on the internet. i don't even hide my face either. who gives a fuck if people find out who i am
make new
>>202208119Shall be having some in 2-3 hours
>>202208126Taco bell
>>202208134have you tried drinking a fuck ton of water?
i am narcissistic.
Dude tobacco(i am not being paid to post this)
well leave me out of it then you annoying people
>>202208146thanks homie, will do. would you like to recommend something? if not i'll get the usual
>>202208135gayson tier post
>>202208187Just get the usual but ask for diablo sauce
>>202208151if Im drunk Im not remembering to drink water, STUPID
The honorable dude weed
where new???
>>202208196bet
dude COFFEE lmaounironically me. chugged a whole glass of espresso today
says here that south asians (as one example) have a higher risk of developing heart disease
>>202208213dude weed esq.
weed is for losers
south asians have a higher risk of taking my cock up the ass (because i travel to developing countries to sexually take advantage of financially struggling people)
>>202208207will then PASTE A STICKY ON YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR
>>202208253screaming lord dudeweed
>>202208279>>202208279>>202208279
there is more discussion happening - and less complaints - now that fat has stoppedremember that going forwards
>>202208273hello /mu/ anon
>>202208253Ok Quentin
>>202208264why would I be in my bathroom when Im drunk
>>202208311DON"T YOU FUCKING PISS AFTER DRINKING ????
>he cant hold his liqour and bladder
>>202208465not if im drinking wine + beer + rum
>>202208077You failed>>202208084Failed>>202208089Fail>>202208097Fail>>202208100FailDamn /cum/ is retarded
