ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ edition previous >>202729831
what should I do for lunch
>>202746671burger king
>>202746671eat poopoo
>>202746715we do not want this sickness in /cum/
>early>but gay>janny doesn't deletedoin a think
Hola buenos días mis amigos de /cum/ que desayunaron hoy? En mi super había pan de muerto y eso comí con un cafecito, ahorita ando tirando el cake
>>202746853
>>202746853cum con sex or sexo con cum?
>>202746853shouldnt it be desayunas for tu?
>>202746853I ate el breado con carne y queso
>>202746934Si pero les estoy hablando a ustedes (plural) “Qué desayunaste tu? Qué desayunaron ustedes?”
REAL NEWas proclaimed by the people and senate of Rome>>202746994>>202746994
>>202747057fuck off
cummy bummy
>>202747000come se dice 'pop tart' en espanol
Someone get me Canadian PR please and ty
>>202747192CUSMA professional visa + a few years = PR ezpz
How bad is the jeet invasion of Canada really?
>>202747153No existe una traducción exacta debido a que aquí la marca también es “Pop Tarts”, yo les diría tartaletas
>>202747302
>>202747380Los canadienses se lo han ganado
>>202747380Grim
>>202747380Whats the issue
>>202747429>narco state that has killed millions of mexicans and others directly through drug warfareMuy irónico
>>202747511chuds now care whats happening in mexico? lol
>>202747466good morning sir
>>202747591Your government invited them in whats the problem its not like they invaded and settled with an army like white people did
>>202747631Enjoy your SIRS
Thinking about latina feet
>>202747511It was over before she took office. She's just a puppet
>>202747720Whats the situation in sinaloa has the fighting spread to other states
>>202747771Sonora and Durango. But in sonora the fight cooled off. (for now) The salazar crime family has been feuding with a literal special task force armed by Chapitos from literal cholos and good for nothing vagrant pieces of shit whom have been picking up their employees in Hermosillo for a while along with some other paramilitaries in the northern desert where the fight has been really insane for a while. So they joined the fight vs Chapitos and Mayos control Durango very solidly. Which is why most of the fighting is in the villages around Culiacan. AMA about this shit I'm literally from Sinaloa
Im a bitch ass motherfucker
>>202747918Did you hear any gunshots? have you seen any dead bodies? are you afraid of going outside?
>>202747930t.
>>202746707more like booger king
>>202748020I fucked off when I heard the signs this was gonna happen. so no to those three questions however my friends still there would answer yes to all three. there's ton of videos in social media showing those things.
>>202747930Good afternoon
>>202748143sissy
Would you break this buck? be honest
>>202748143>I fucked off when I heard the signsWhat were the signs
Did you niggers watched this as kids?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mysterious_Cities_of_Gold
>>202748307>1982 how old are you nigga
>>202748173Last time this happened, a guy called Gonzalo Araujo killed the Son of a man called Manuel Torres. Manuel Torres went on a killing spree trying to find out where Gonzalo was hiding. If you had a friend who had a friend who knew this guy, he would pick you up, torture you and toss you where his son was killed. He killed hundreds of people.I don't want to live through that shit again. When they arrested Mayo and I saw the media haciéndose pendeja saying he surrendered himself while Ioan Grillo and Anabel Hernandez I started sending job applications everywhere.
>>202748375>while Ioan Grillo and Anabel Hernandez I started sending job applications everywhereWhile Ioan Grillo and Anabel Hernandez said he was kidnapped and flown to Texas *
>>202748273internal comms from the Cartels filtered through the media all the while the MSM kept pushing obvios propaganda from Chapitos saying he surrendered voluntarily. Mayo is the biggest mafioso on the planet. You don't do something like that without a backslash
>>202748375>If you had a friend who had a friend who knew this guy, he would pick you up, torture you and toss you where his son was killed. He killed hundreds of people.kek wtf is wrong with mexico
>>202747714BASED
>>20274834824?
>>202748501very nice, now what is your mother's maiden name and the last 4 digits of your credit card?
>>202623544>>202623508>>202623476>>202623465>>202623455>>202623378>>202623335
>>202748462Do you think your new president will do anything about the cartels? I've seen that Mexico is getting new military equipment
>>202747714Basadisimo así se ven las patas de mi vieja que rico
>>202748465>>202748465https://www.borderlandbeat.com/2015/10/the-fall-of-m1-manuel-torres-felix-el.htmlHere you can read the full story. It still has tons of bits missing.
>>202748569Dupont and 1488, hope it helps!
>>202748581They literally funded her campaign and her puppeteer has been on Badirahuato more times than I have, so no.
>>202748626Nice try rashid
>>202748500>>202748584
>>202748663It's written Rachid, and I have a German surname (unfortunate but many such cases!)
>>202748626>Dupont and 1488We all know you are a nafri however
My brain feels like it's about to explode
>>202748638is there a single politician not funded by the cartel or are they all assassinated?
>>202748712You know nothing, it's the corn syrup clouding your mind, veiling reality from your eyes and making you see every wallmart aisle at the tip of your finger.
>>202748776during this term the policies of "Hugs not bullets" for criminals allowed them to settle themselves so hard I can say with confidence than on over half of the country, at least at the local level, if you are not the candidate funded by a cartel you get killed.
>>202748862what is the solution?
>>202748909coup the party in power or wait until you get a Venezuela/Gaza on your southern border.
all these wagies i work with think they're in a sitcom shut the fuck up before i air this bitch out in Minecraft
I have caught myself repeating "One more day. One more week. One more month. One more year." way too often for comfort lately.Oh well. It is what is.
>>202748980all the wagies i work with talk shit behind my back i regret revealing any personal issues i have to them
>>202748846>You know nothingYou have said it yourself before
I hate MAME so much
MY LIFE BE LIKE OOOOOH AHHHHH
MY LIFE BE LIKE ACK!!!!
>>202748665sexo
why is there a thread split
pissing out my ass here guys
>>202747237But anon it has cum in the name, that's lewd
I coomed in the work bathroom
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page 9? for my cum?i don't think so buddy.
>>202756341based
https://youtu.be/YM5uPE3tP84?si=a7kx4MFmyXEbSpBr
Let's re-use this thread when the other one dies so that I don't have to bake. I'm too lazy!
>>202756341If I's reach page 10 I's be free!
I love threadsplitting so goddamn much holy FUCK.
>>202757609I tried but /cum/ failed
>>202758069National pastime of /cum/ is thread splitting
I disrespect the antichrist
>>202748909the only solution: kill the people in power
Why two active editions
>>202758332Based
I really need to have sex. My body hasn't been reacting well... I'm dying...
>>202759409It's not possible to be an incel in Puerto Rico, Brazil or Mexico because rape is a human right in latam countries
>>202759814Fact Checked: True
>>202758498>kill people in power>country still sucksLatinx moment
>>202758953because /cum/ bakers are retarded and don't search the catalog first.
friday? more like, my day.because i'm king of the world and you're all just living in it.
i feel bad whenever i see a woman with ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE BAZOONGAS because she probably has lots of back pain and/or wants to get breast reduction surgery.even still, i love large mammaries.
I would kill millions for a french canadian gf
is this the thread?
>>202762958They are honestly awful.You have been warned.I take no responsibility for your suffering beyond this point.
>>202763796i guess, for the sake of being a recycling gent, but i'm not happy about it
>>202761117that happened a lot in mexico, first the independence they overthrew the spanish crown to have a new tyrant then the revolution they overthrew the dictator to have 11 years later a new one now they set up independent anti-corruption agencies so the president removed them and installed his relatives in the government
Can you remove a tumor with a knife? Don't like doctors.
>>202763865no
September is almost over, almost a full month closer to emigration from this God forsaken shithole. Now comes the winter of our discontent, soon to be made glorious summer by the sun of Europa.
>>202763932Where will you go?
>>202764008I am a Slav, I will go to my Slavic homeland. I have citizenship and speak the language fluently and have a degree from there. But it is in business and working in an office makes me want to rope so I am considering going back to school for Education or Forestry. Alternatively I may try to get into Customs and make use of my native English and fluent Slavic language.
>>202764066How did you end up in our neck of the woods?
>>202764128I was born here to immigrant parents.
why is the rest of my apartment cooler even though I have both my windows open
I was born here to immigrant parentsbut im not leaving
>I know what Im doing, relax I got it>sound of front bumper scratching the curb
>>202764236The future I have in this country is bleak, the future my children will have will be even bleaker, at least over there, there is a hope for a better tomorrow.
I was born here, only my mother's father was an american and him and my grandmother moved to the united states
Bumble keeps recommending me women that scare me because they are too attractive.
24 hours on fin/min. I can still get borner. So far so good.
>hobbies>guitar, swimming, gymlucky aaaaaahhh niba
>Wi tu lo>Ho lee fuk>Bang ding ow
>>202764423I support your fight against the Norwood reaper
>>202764449thanks LeafbroI saw a picture of myself from 2018 and realized my temples have already receded a bit. I've had a huge forever and I can't afford to let it get any bigger. Had to nip this in the bud before it got noticeably bad.
>>202764509Godspeed
>>202746588So I ended up having to post here with this FAGGOT of an OP.
>>202764509>I've had a huge foreverA huge forehead. My bad, I'm American.
Succubi are at the gym today, but there's three of them instead of two. Should I go say hi?
>>202764714Flex a 'cep and ask if they're mirin
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
this is you guys
>>202764714Talking to people at the gym is weird
>>202765117this is me
This is us
Just finished having a chat with the barefoot gymsluts. They were pleasant like last time. Also their flat tummies will drive me wild. I now have a better idea of when they come to the gym so I shall time my own visits accordingly.
day in the life of an indian in ontario
Imagine her farting on your nuts while you fuck
>>202765178jesus, were their parents cousins or why do they look like that?
Imagine you wake up and you're indian
>>202765117actually, i look like this
>>202765289I watched a video of a dude dressing up as a chick and walking around and literally only brain dead jeet tier motherfuckers were trying to get in his pants, so that's what I imagine is happening with the gymsluts.
never had covid gang where we at
>>202765405meeeeeeeeee
what is the /cum/sensus on jews and israel
>>202765405here, I was 2 years locked in my house because /pol/ promised me the end of the world and I still have to work answering calls from my house, where is the end of the world that I was promised?
>>202765472We hate them and we yearn for a free Palestine
>>202765405
>>202765405meyes i got the jab and wore a mask
>>202765405MeHad 5 vaxxes so far
>>202765472I only know one of them and he is the nicest person I know.
>>202765472The next holocaust will be real.
cum bum bum cum
long covid survivors where we at
>>202727213thanks for the tip anonhttps://youtu.be/cdgmtTQhXNU
*runs past you on the way to port sarim*heh nothin personnel
>>202765525I hope DM man is enjoying a succulent Chinese meal up in heaven
>>202765601dont forget, /pol/ posting liveleak phone videos from china all throughout december and early january of the lockdowns in china
>>202765405Same and I just got another vax :3
My coworkers had to go to China during the peak of COVID. 3 weeks in a hotel room upon entry. My coworker said he would wake up and drink wine because there was nothing else to do.
I remember when Republicans were obsessed with Hunter Biden's enormous penis
>>202765781>new dick pics leaked, this is the evidence we need!
im liberal and still think china made the virus, those slant eye bat eating yellow fucks cant be trusted
I would vote for Hunter https://youtu.be/Ec1sSkojgC0
>>202765585>replying this latelol
what happened to hunters laptop doe
>>202766013its just 21 hours late leave me alone
>>202766093
BUT PETER YOU'RE GOING TO DIE DOING THIS YOU'RE GOING IN THAT STUPID COSTUME
do you know WHY we sell insurance, /cum/?
>>202765405got the fauci ouchie and still got it
how can i become a discord modbut like a real one with the pony tail and fedora and everything
>people in northwest Florida who didn't evacuate were told to write their name and SSN on their torso in permanent marker
>>202766270https://youtu.be/pVY9nN-2bpo
>>202766270fake news. nothing of value exists in north florida. the washed up bodies will make nice fertilizer thoughbeit.
I wish i was 14 years old again the world still felt exciting and i still had hope
Y'all niggas sweet like cupcakes
SUBWAY HAS BOGO AGAINTHIS IS NOT A DRILLS
>>202766305Don't worry anon, things will get much much worse.
>>202766338The thought of turning 30 years old scares me
>>202766320Subway does not sell sandwiches here, it sells food management jobs to get people PR. I once went in and they said they don't use mustard, that's how I knew.
there there anonthere there
I want to drink heavily but I don't want to deal with the consequences
just drank water
Drinking a beer (an 8.6% IPA)
Uber eats is nice because I can buy sweets from specialty bakeries, it's usually only girls who buy from those places
>>202766390gay
i can feel a dangerous fart storm coming up thanks to the milk and oats
no actually, most of the time it is black people that you are talking to, not "caricatures" of "them" - the main reason if only to not to be racist at them stop doing mental gymnastics for them libshits
just picked my nose
Got a free cookie because it took them 25 minutes to get my order at chickfila.
>>202766504lmao fat
brazillian niggas be like"this milk too spicy"
>>202766468brapzil
>>202766597me at the function
Life is so much better when you realize that most people are retarded or stubborn and it's not worth arguing with people unless it directly impacts you.
Mom cancelled her plans with me this weekend now i dont know what to do
>>202766711hang out with your /cum/pals
so casual
>>202766416do you have a phd in psychology??
>>202766734I do that every day the weekend is the time i go outside and feel like a normal person now its cancelled
>>202766747go to a bar
THERE IS LEAD IN MR. BEAST LUNCHLYS WITH KSI DRINK LEAD IN KSI PRIME JUICE?
>>202766759I don't drink
>>202766771then discretely ask for shirley temples
I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER(SHE POPPIN SHE ROLLIN SHE ROLLIN)(SHE CLIMBIN THAT POLE AND)I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER(SHE TRIPPIN SHE PLAYIN SHE PLAYIN)(I'M NOT GOIN NOWHERE GIRL I'M STAYIN)I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
>>202766776I would feel out of place plus everyone says I dont look my age
>>202766825bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1575pG-kc
go to a bar to read a book and drink plain water and then complain that you couldn't read and everything was too loud and people were staring at you. That always makes you look like a normal person.
>>202766468Non-white confirmed, Brazilanon is a pardo
>>202766504i told them it was my birthday at the kfc drive thru one time and they gave me a bunch of free cookies. it wasn't even my birthday
>>202766855t-pain was absolutely everywhere for a few years. so many jams.
I cant wait to leave florida I cant stand this heat anymore
FATHER JOHN MISTY IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF OUR GENERATION
>>202766945> heatit's nearly october
>>202766931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4
>>202766964It doesn't get cold here till December
>>202766964mid to upper 90's all week here
>i suffer with heatIt has been raining for a month in the midatlantic
>>202767014rain is comfy
>>202767014it hasnt rained here since may. the ground is so dry that theyve issued red flag warnings because a 25 mph breeze could ignite a wildfire
Might have to get the chubby blonde 20 year old at my job pregnant. Coworkers have been hinting she is interested in me
Ain't nothin' gonna break my strideNobody gonna slow me downOh no, I got to keep on movingAin't nothin' gonna break-a my strideI'm runnin' and I won't touch groundOh no, I got to keep on moving
>>202766945it'd be great if it was just tropical storm weather for weeks. Like if it was just windy and cloudy that'd be sick. I also think I would like it more if I didn't live near my family.
eating some spicy wendies nuggies and a chocolate frosty can I get a hell yeah
ok it looks like if i want to continue fasting then i have to stop drinking energy drinks too (and maybe they will make me fat again)
>>202767186OH HELL YAAAAAAH
>>202763812I am an honest fool. I accept the consequences
>>202767186Real
>>202767239i wish i was you
>>202746768
I will live and die in Cascadia. This is home.
no talking in the peanut gallery
>>202767239I didn't know they had pink flavor frosties
>nigga never ordered a strawberry shake
>>202767304why is that canadian eating a log
>>202767359lumbarjak
>43 dead, 4.5 million without powerKind of a somethingburger actually
after a week of eating nothing but chocolate my belly is huge kind of embarrassed
that's a big meal
>>202767270so true
https://youtu.be/CXFgNhyP4-Ahttps://youtu.be/CXFgNhyP4-Ahttps://youtu.be/CXFgNhyP4-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg5nMNyBqzs
>>202767407how the hell are you gonna get killed by some rain like nigga just go inside
You scored enough points for some Subway® Cash
a random hair on my shoulder keeps growing under my skin and I always have to break the skin and tear it out
I will live and die in the southwest. This is home.
>>202767539this is a very strange and wrong california map
>>202767539gross
la luz extinguido
>>202767552looks about right to me, homes
i was born in the midatlanticthen my parents moved us to the southwestthen my parents moved us to floridathen my parents moved us to the midatlanticthen my parents moved us to the pacific northwestthen i graduated school and moved to the midatlanticthen i changed jobs and moved to new englandthen i changed jobs and moved to the southwest where i am todayi'll live and die somewhere, where ever.
>>202767576LA is not germanic and you put the sac/reno corridor as mexican
women love destroying public bathrooms
>>202767601I WANT REAL LOVE BABY OOOH DON'T LEAVE ME WAITING I GOT REAL LOVE BABY WAIT UNTIL YOU TASTE ME
>>202767661i don't get it
/cum/ has so many normies out on a friday night baka
>>202767601i am also from the midatlantic (PA) and im the cascadiaposter
>>202767691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOspC5B69L4dance with me
>>202767539me and who (im in the pnw)
>>202766776i'd rather get shrimple testicles
>>202767714>>202767331
WELL, CUM??
>>202767714I really like Alaska's flag, it makes me want to move thereVLTIMA THVLE
>>202766503buddy that's like announcing you just breathed we all do it
i'm so fucking back it's unreal
>>202766320i'd eat at subway if they weren't fucking expensive as shit. fuck you i'm not paying 20 dollars for 2 footlong subs
depending on who you ask, Oregon is either a post apocalyptic dystopia hellhole, or a beautiful paradiseno inbetween
I took this picture yesterday in the afternoon
>>202767728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HvpIgHBSdo
i'd be really tall in mexico
i'd be scared in mexico
>>202767758>PLAYAN?Halo CE (MCC)>WATCHAN?Idk>LISTENAN?Neighbors outside>READAN?4chud?>DRINKAN?Sprite>EATAN?Subway BOG (chickin teriyaki #16)>FAPPAN?nopefeeling meh. at least its friday>>202767797yeah lol
pretty tired :/
>>202767758this shit annoys the fuck out of mefuck /v/
>>202767876Lies. You're not pretty.
I'm rich in mexicohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgqk6t9Be1Q
i'm prettypretty ugly
>>202767820the difference is if they live in Portland/Eugene or not
>>202767888>NOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN!!!
>>202767913i read somewhere that eugene had the highest homeless per capita population anywhere in the US
southern oregon near ashland is very comfy
the last blockbuster is in bend, oregon, but it's actually an airbnb where you can sleep there and watch any movie you want
>>202767929Yea Eugene is pretty grim, it is worse than Portland. Still not bad in objective terms. Oregon hobos make an upstanding citizen from the rest of the country look like savage monsters. Our hobos are soft as silk they just want to do drugs and chill
is this true
I bet you could win an election if you ran on the platform of rounding up all the homeless people and throwing them into a giant pit
>>202767960>Oregon hobos make an upstanding citizen from the rest of the country look like savage monstersi've never heard this before, i've only ever heard people from the NE say "we have the best homeless"
I hate your mustache
https://youtu.be/WYKkb-dFKsk
>>202767980maybe a local election
I have weighed myself. When I started losing weight I was 221lbs, now 2 months later I am 211.8lbs. It feels good and I am going to be more ambitious in removing calories from now on.
>>202767982we have homeless out in the sticks where I live that keep to themselves, dont do drugs(the hard kind at least)) and arent like the fentanyl zombies in SFgenuinely feel bad for them
>>202767954sounds contrived and gay
>>202768010that guy who had part of his skull exposed was in memphisthere were a couple threads on /int/ about it a few days ago
>>202767840Are you in Sinaloa right now? Im in Sinaloa right now.
my last chewing tooth fell out
all our homeless people just die in the summer
you like jazz?
>>202768033basedalso is that apu based on robert smith of the cure lmao
>>202768037I do but I know youre quoting the Bee movie
>>202768035phoenix is utterly culturally bankruptexcept for the meat puppets
>>202768071the sneks have soul and the yotes are an eternal underdog
>>202768071i am well aware we are the most soulless city in the country
>>202768100Houston is the most soulless city on the planet
>>202768100it has a soul, it's just that no one has discovered it yet
you heard me
>>202768119thats nothing compared to the BIG ol' problems they got in San Antonio
my farts are the worst smelling
nikki lauda nikki lauda
>>202767937Ashland itself is v comfy, but it's a bit of an exception. Jacksonville is a nice small town, the rest of the region is questionable. Grants Pass was in the national news a few months back because of the supreme court case to deal with the homeless.
it's time the tale were toldof how you bought some cheeseand let it mold
ayo dis nibba be braggin bout how he ass stank!!
ayo i luh dis clark
https://youtu.be/LieVkjt5lgwhttps://youtu.be/LieVkjt5lgwhttps://youtu.be/LieVkjt5lgw
>>202768190Lol
I can't even get a disfunctional crazy bitch to like me
please don't cryfor the ghost and the storm outsidewill not invade this sacred shrine (my kitchen)
a nigga never been as broke as me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvuffurLNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvuffurLNQ\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvuffurLNQ
a wavering shadow loomsas i walk into the empty roomthere'll be ham on the cleaver tonight
Frieren is so cute
>>202768316>>202768316>>202768316
there never need be longing in my eyesas long as the hand that lifts the fork is mine
>>202766390based
