the wee lad edition
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>>203518591Insomnia lad here. Im getting better now. A little under a month ago at my worst i was going to sleep about to havea heart attack and completely exhausted at around 11-12am for a few daysNow im waking up around 11-12am againI have health issues though so i wake up alot and find it uncomfortable ever getting to sleep.
>>203518720>>203518727silly billies these two haha
Um it's spelled /btit/
any normoid man ingf doesn't want kids cos she is scared of pregnancy n thatcursed modernity, honestly
What's that condition called where someone can bleed really easily and it's somehow very dangerous for them, Alexei Romanov had it
I was spending over 2/3 of my day in bed for nearly 2 weeks. Never again.
>>203518792hold her down
this kills the chick
does insomnia mean suffering from the so called lack of sleepwhat if you just sleep 3 hours but feel fine about it built different, as it were
>>203518798limp wristed gimp disease
china is based and anti-degenera.....
>>203518798haemophilia
So is it good when employers actively seek you out or not?
Two blueberry muffins and two chocolate-chip cookies for linner
good post
We're all in here>>203517458 >>203517458 >>203517458
get the slags posted
>>203518842cooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Another year wasted
got heemophilia me
>>203518798anaemia
>>203518792her body her rules.
>kidney pain, heart palpitations and anxiety every hangover>still get the overwhelming urge to boozewhy does booze have to be so good lads
>>203518842every white woman should look like that
>>203518842surprisingly not that many bbc posts
it'll be christmas in 20%
>>203518757/btit/ is dead, let it go lad
just spent 15 minutes in a thread on /tv/ that I thought was /brit/
some japanese birds have fierce gnashers innit
>>203518801dont know how u dont get so bored
trolling bongs on /sp/
>>203518912It's kawaii
>>203518792Dump her
any gambling addict man in?
stop making me time anxious
Have you ever revisited the scenes of your favourite memories? Was it worth it?
>>203518842is seeing a pregnant woman supposed to make me aroused? some kind of evolutionary thing or am i just a perv?
>>203518871agree...
>>203518870yeah no doubt but what do I do nowjust not have kids? piss take
>>203518901lmao has happened to the best of us
>Same women who were calling Liam Payne a cunt for supposedly being an abuser and horrible person to his exes are now the same ones using his death for attentionWomen are vile creatures.
>>203518912couldn't be with a girl with bad teeth
>>203518940I used to be and had to self exclude myself from all the betting sites
>>203518912All the better to chomp your cock off with
>Another year wasteddont understand this mindsetwhat did you expect to happentime passes
>>203518932what about?
>>203518945Yeah. Nah.
>>203518920Insomnia, neet, always tired, no drive, stubborness to fall asleep.
>>203518992its the wasted bit they're referring to you thick bastard
>>203518940Had a phase of being an idiot with the gambling but I reckon I just didn't understand the value of money because now I'm working a job I don't ever feel like gambling at all. It's an idiotic charade innit
life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so let's not waste time, get wasted and have the time of lives
>have m8s that grew up poor>have m8s that grew up spoiled>I grew up bothanyone else the same?dadberg's a cabbie and mumberg was a cleaner but if me or my brother pointed to a tv advert and said "haha that looks cool" - she'd have it bought for us within 24 hours even if we didn't actually want it think it's because they grew up dirt poor themselvesquite a weird upbringing
>>203518992was expecting the gf to finally show up at the door for themKEIR WHERE'S MY GF
>>203518932>>>/sp/aki>>203518972Truedat
anyone here into cars, what's the best car i can get for 10k?
>do nothing all day to tire yourself out>"insomia"
>>203519066mazda mx5
>>203519048Very poetic
does putting "freelance" or "self-employed" negate the employment gaps it seems like a simple solution so I don't understand why no one recommends this... unless it doesn't work
>>203518972>were calling Liam Payne a cunt for supposedly being an abuser and horrible person to his exethey were just wishing to be one of them
>>203519066used alfa 159
>>203519025yeah alright jocko and what does that mean exactly?
>>203519111what do you think it means?
>>203519049Its called dolemongery. I wasnt a poor kid but was still on child benefits for some reason
>>203518967guilt trip her obv. start babysitting your nephews/nieces/small cousins with her around and just act like the best pseudo dad ever, wipe a tear when you pick up a fallen runt, if she still doesnt bite she might be a heartless cunt and youre better finding someone else whos willing
getting panic attacks because I had too much caffeine
>>203519066some japanese hatchbacksusuki swift or something
>>203519164anyone aroused by this really ought to be sectioned
>>203519081kek ktimonly have to sleep 6 hours a night if I'm just sitting at a desk all day
>>203519164bit out of character for ned
>>203518802
>>203519134i'm not the one asserting it
>>203519164um
>>203519150devious plan, might work
Feeling oddly optimistic about life for the first time in over a decade. Strange feeling not dreading waking up the next day.Feels like when you were a child in school and you'd lay out your clothes before bed because you were excited to get up the next day and do something.
>>203519249What are you going to do?
>>203519223didnt say you were. not sure why you're feigning ignorance like this. bit strange really mate
>>203519270shaaaag yoooour muuuum
>raise CGT on investments, which actually inject money into the economy >leave it alone on property sales, which do fuck allWhy are all politicians fucking retards?
>>203519270He's gonna SHIT HIMSELF
>>203519270Poo.
>>203519066If you're a boring cunt buy an avensis or a civic not much point though cause you could buy an older version of either of those for a tenth of the price and they would go 250k easily
>>203519150Ah yes, very healthy advice this
Do WordPress users use the Gutenberg editor or the classic editor lads?
>>203519066330d, Fiesta ST Depends on what size car you need really
WHAT ABOUT THEMI'M ALL ABOUT THEM
>>203519249
I walk around shops talking to myself like seasideMARK and pretending to record myself on my phone like seasideMARK and today a shop staff member came up to me and asked if I was alright
>>203519270Have a genuine avenue to move out, have a job I don't hate and live like a normal person. Also do a poo, shag your mum and shit myself.
>>203519327thanks, just got hired
>>203519281oh blog on mate dunno what we're even arguing over, it wasn't your post but you had to step in and whiteknight for some reason.*goes and talks to someone else*
>>203519312I'm a WordPress software developer and I use the latter desu, but I set up the former for clients sometimes
>>203519357i accept your concession
>>203518992>what did you expect to happenidk maybe I'd try and do something productive in a year, maybe write more than 3 or 4 lines of code, maybe apply to more than 10 jobs
>>203519374I accept your transition
>>203519185this really who masturbates to this? it's not even drawn in a way that makes it erotic waste of effort to produce
Wish I'd never asked really
>i accept your concession
lunch status: devourednap status: initiated
>>203519321is that what you have?
>>203519388well that's him done, stuffed and served to 5
twitter artists are fuming
>>203519378what's stopping you from doing any of that right now
>>203519327lmao
My Civic was made in Swindon
>>203519066at the risk of shilling i heard cinch is good for used cars these daysdunno myself i dont drive just heard from family who bought recently
boring sad bastard man of inaction hour is it
Hi I'm Steve and you're watching the Charlie Veitch channel
>>203519420the annoying thing about hedgehogs as pets is that they will just poo all over their running wheel while running and just continue to run in the poo without a careso everything is pooey from their pooey paws and wheel
>>203519442it's so funny that they think they are entitled to use a private platform for free and however they want
>>203519442non-enforceable in the EU
the only pets that should be allowed are:catdog
musk isn't the genius everybody used to think he was but i cannot thank him enough for killing twitter
hamas leader may have been killed lol
>>203519548Think he did it on purpose
>>203519541no outdoor cats aloud
>>203519309girls do it to us all the time why cant we do it
I've been offered a job at 4 of the last 5 things I've applied for over the last few years.What are you lads doing to not even get an interview? Are you applying for stuff that you're clearly not qualified for or just sending in a photo of your shit as your CV?
women are disgusting
shoe has one peng pussy
>>203519579bet her tongue game is good too haha
>>203519570you've made five applications? over the span of years?blog on you tarq fuckhead mate you're clearly in a different league then
>>203519422Yeah, my 330d had a lot of options so was more than 10k but you can pick them up for about thatPerfect daily for doing lots of miles, the 3.0 diesel is an amazing engine but it's just not very fun to drive
The half price scrandemic order
UMUM
>>203519673hey, im trying to eat lunch here
>>203519674get a fucking clue would you
>>203519674Mad that people pay for Dominos, extortionate prices for some slave food
>WordPress software developer
>>203519674corrr enjoy
>>203519623>apply for a job>get a job>work that job for a few years>repeat after leaving that jobNot a tarq, I grew up povvo scum. I don't understand how people are sending in dozens and dozens of applications and not getting anywhere
>>203519674ah yes slop delivered by a third worlder on a bike
>>203519714>>203519729it's nice idk why you lads always give people shit for it 2bh probs cos ur virgins
>>203519751what do you do, and be specific, you aren't going to get doxxed from a job title
ye da buys dominoes on credit for sunday dinner
thomas truecel and the joggers
>>203519760Cause it's fucking wankDecent 'ki pizza blows even the best dominos out the window
mad sesh last night lads
>>203519548>>203519562If that were the case and he were based he would have shut it down day one instead of turning it into the bot-filled shambling monstrosity that it is today.
>if you insult dominos, you must be a virginLMAO
I like Dominos pizza :/
>>203519805howled at that too. what a freak
>>203519793it really doesn't mate most paki pizzas have rock hard crusts and soggy bases with toppings that taste like plastic. you just dont like dominos cos it's a popular brand
>LARPing about ordering shitty pizza when willl it end
Papa Johns had the best pizza I ever had, only had it once about 13 years ago
>>203519837do you also like getting anally raped
the bastard son of a hundred maniacs
>>203519781I don't have a good job, I'm a "warehouse operative" at the minute. But I've done retail shit, driving jobs, billing clerk stuff, office assistant roles and been a teaching assistant.It's not hard to get a job
want to get more into cars because when you think about it it's crazy that we live in a period of time where practically everyone has one. can't imagine that will be the case in 50, 100 years. might as well take advantage of that fact and enjoy them while we can.
>the annoying thing about hedgehogs as pets is that they will just poo all over their running wheel while running and just continue to run in the poo without a care>so everything is pooey from their pooey paws and wheel
Me? Calvinist White Supremacist Republican Nationalist
>>203519881feel the same way about hot showers, me
bored of me tits, might install a new os then transition
>>203519793imagine being this wrong
>>203519864iit's worse now, they changed the recipe since then, after papa john got bamboozled by the oldest trick in the book
whorehouse operative
>>203519853Little runtGo eat your goyfeed
>>203518710He is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?
well ladsIsrael did it again>>>/pol/485095916
>>203519881driving was my greatest pleasure in my rubbish incel life but i ruined it by becoming an alcoholic and being forced to choose
bored of me tits, might get a reduction
I enjoy driving that's why I have a manual transmission.
I support Israel because they are winners. They're just killing all their enemies and the whole world is impotently whinging. This tiny Jewish state is more powerful than the entire Arab world combined. Also Palestinianism is associated strongly with anti-westernism so fuck thatNo I will not cool it with the prosemitic remarks
Dire little runts scoffing a large dominos pizza for lunch
guinea pigs scran their own poo as a normal part of digestion
>>203519877ah so runt jobs? amazing mate
>>203519960>little Probably not lol
>>203519920you just said you like paki pizzas though mate, wouldn't that be "goyfeed" as well? and if you're calling it goyfeed i assume you also hate giving pakis your money, so how is buying their pizza better than buying dominos, which at least some chains will be owned my white english people, as opposed to 0 paki takeawats being owned by them?
Does papa johns still give you that little pepper with your pizza and that tub of weird yellow garlic sauce?
scranning my own poo as a normal part of digestion
>>203519760Alright homer simpson
not a pizza orderer really cos i'm not a fucking mouthbreather and I mostly eat out when I want a fresh pizza HOWEVER if I had to order one based on past experience I always found papa john's to be solid. It has been years though
>>203519993>weird yellow garlic sauce?that shit genuinely tastes like pissputs me off the entire chain desu
>>203519853no idea what you deanos are thinking with thisdominos tastes like cardboardvery much like the apple vs android split this
>>203519954literal retard logic
>>203519990Do me a fucking favour you fat runtGo to your local dominos if you can manage that and see how many of them are owned or operated by pakis
>>203519990you actually done him
We used to make steel
Ah yes it's the totally spontaneous and organic pro-Israel posts again
i'm a hatera seethinga mewlerand i tried to be nicebut there's too much to be angry at
>>203520029alright mate well i'm gona enjoy my lunch i ghope you have a nice day
>>203519979Yeah exactly. Don't know how there are people complaining they can't get a job. Anyone who can manage to wipe their own arse could get a full time job within a couple weeks.
Ah yes it's the totally spontaneous and organic poo posts again
We actually have Italians making pizza here
Ah yes it's the totally spontaneous and organic pizza chain discussion again
>>203520060Yeah go eat away your feelings fatty
>>203519925chat shit get banged
It's not hard mate just get shagging
Poo shill posts brought to you Big Poo
wha's this new online trend of being outraged by age gaps among adult couples?
And yet when I have a 16yo bf...
>>203519954Unironically based>>203520044Seethe paki
>>203520079i'm a happy go lucky chappy with a lot of love to give (especially to a tadty dominos lol)
it's ok to be angryit's ok be a ragerdon't let the pussies get away with itchannel the hate
>>203520091other way around and the guy would be a nonce
hm lets have a look at what the incels are bickering about today thenah yes, pizza. very impressive
>>203520091Living the life of literally every highschooler during the Modern Warfare 2 era
>>203519954t. former tory now votes Labourt. former man utd now man city fan
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>>203520121Americans are mental. They really would get angry about a bloke who's 20 shagging a lass who's 17 and 364 days old
>>203520121its just terminally online saddos
>>203520121bet he gapes his arse for multiple 50 year old poofs at the bathhouse
>>203520121Millennial women are being outcompeted by zoomers and they are NOT happy about it
>>203520159the exact same thing happens here
>>203520143Bickering?!Pizza is a very important matter Graham. Do you know what i mean?
The Chinese government pays me 50p for each mention of pooThey also pay me to poo in real lifeDon't know what's in it for them but I'm not complaining
my spacebar has been fucking mushy all day. might throw my 1k laptop away over it to be honest
>>203520172It not a crime
>>203520145>>203519916SPAKI>>>/SP/AKIIIIIIIIIIII
>>203520121yanks used to marry 9 year old girls while being 40+ not even 100 years ago
It's not happening.Okay, it's happening, but not in huge numbers.Okay, the numbers are huge, but this is a good thing.Okay, it's not entirely good, but there are still benefits!Okay, it's not good at all, but we can't exactly do anything about it, can we?Okay, it's we can limit it, but it's not like we can stop it completely.Okay, we can stop it, but if we do, we'll become a pariah.Okay, loads of other countries are doing it without issue, but it would be too expensive for us to do the same.Okay, there would actually be huge economic benefits to doing it, but it would cause enormous social unrest.Okay, we might manage the unrest, but it would take years to see any real benefit, so what’s the point?Okay, the benefits might come sooner than expected, but by then, we’ll have lost our identity anyway.Okay, we might not lose our identity completely, but it won’t be the same as it was before, so we should focus on other issues now because this is just how things are.
>>203520177give it some space
>>203519910>papa john got bamboozled by the oldest trick in the bookwhat is that
>>203520159that guy does not look american and we don't end sentences with "no?"
>>203520175controlled apoosition
>>203520203
>>203520060You didn't even order it
tad STRANGE that Star Trek is referenced ten thousand times in The Big Bang Theory and it's literally always TOS/TNG.Never DS9, never Voyager, never Enterprise.Absolute LARPers. A lot of their science is suspiciously basic too.A show for midwit normie non-nerds.Sad!
>>203520036Thatcher just hated yorkshire I'm afraidAnyway buying cheap foreign shit made Uri Geller's job easier
>>203520202What is it?
>>203520233yes i did lad the screenshot is of a screen you get after making the order
need a low energy gfhigh energy gfs are exhausting
Kinda mental how Jews in Germany in the late 1800s/early 1900s were guys like Einstein, Bohr, Mahler who basically looked white anyway and spoke German and took German names and were mostly atheist. And we know all this Arabic and Africa immigration was caused by that goofy little fool Hitler's autismNow look at Germany and tell me which group you'd rather have in your country
wish my surname was ARNOLD
>>203520214papa john was in a meeting with these people who secretly hated him and they asked him if it was okay to say racial slurs at papa johns and he said no and they asked which racial slurs were banned and then he said the N word for real lol, they recorded the whole thing
>>203520269>asian zoomer girl is 5'9don't like that desuheight inflation needs to STOPget the vitamins away from those little bastards
>>203520242is this a brown exterior, pink fanny joke
>>203520242i don't know
>>203520269You need the opposite of what you are. Exgfberg was social, really helped me. If I got an autist gf I'd never go outside again.
In retrospect, she wasn't nearly as bad as people said. I certainly couldn't do any of this shit.
Proper good maymay this
Haven't read a book in several years. Anyone got any recommendations of anything short or a novella to get me back into it?
>>203520269need to get them both prengant
I'm going to order a 10 piece bargain bucket in a bitYesterday I had a double cheeseburger, chips, and lager from one place, then a milkshake from another, a coke, a pizza, half a tub of cookie dough ice cream, a coffee, had a nap, woke up and then went to the fancy chinese place rated best in the country and had some chicken noodles, then had some blue and pink sour cola bottle sweets
life used to be so magicaland then you took it all away
>>203520297fugg
seriously though Numb by Linkin Park is actually a sublime song.
>>203520317aye for example as a man I EXCLUSIVELY date women
>>203520319in retrospect, she should've gone for a poo on the stage
>>203520326when I was in year 4 I read a book called scribbleboywas kino I'd probably start there
>>203520326the city of god
getting really hungry. not eaten much in 24 hours since i had the tooth out, just bananas and ice cream. not had a ciggie in that time either. its not been as hard as i thought not to smoke since ive had a patch on. but im going to need to eat a meal. im think bacon, eggs, and beans. or maybe pasta. i think they are probably soft enough.
>>203520324If you can't understand this you're not English
need a gay porn gf
Spaki trying to go 3 minutes in a /po/ thread without not mentionined Man united or Israel
might watch xanadu (1980)
seriously though Freaxxx by Brokencyde is actually a sublime song.
>>203520382good soundtrack that, also newton john is (was) peng
Toillass does the Jimmy Carr laugh but with vocal fry
>>203520027It's pure winner logic you mong>>203520145>t. former tory now votes LabourFormer Tory supporter turned Labour supporter (always a Farage party voter)>t. former man utd now man city fanDon't like football at all but could be right I wouldn't know
>>203520375It not right
>without not mentionined Man united or Israelhello paki
>>203520380lol
what is it called when you have a male gf?
The Viscount Rothermere - Founder of the Daily Mail, and self proclaimed Fascist.Pictured here on a visit with Adolf Hitler, whom he considered a personal friend.Isn't it crazy how one of the most powerful newspapers in our country today was founded by a literal Fascist millionaire supporter and friend of Hitler?And more or less still posts articles full of disinfo, on the right-fringe of the overton window? That they constantly have to post corrections for with each issue?
>>203520121>no! You are NOT allowed to be attracted to that woman! If you don't find her fit as fuck I'd honestly think you're gay, any man would shag her
>>203519925roll out the next freedom fighter
>>203520420delulu hun x
Xanapoooooooo
>>203520422royals were pro fascist too
>>203520396yeah i'm interested cos of the soundtrack. pparently the film is absolute dogshit and was a joke when it came out. but that might be kino for me here in 2024 all stoned and that?
getting increasingly nervous about the growing heights of zoomers
Spaki trying to convince a /pol/ thread that whites support russia and palestine
mental how keir starmer's nickname at uni was nig ear starmer because he had black person ears
lads (assuming you aren't a Smith or some common shite)have you ever met someone you're not related to but happened to have your surname?happened to me todayabsolutely freaky shit
im actually so fucked omds
>>203520422So is reddit down all day or just temporarily
ffs everyone on hinge is a jf.... thousands of yanks, spaniards and aussiesi want an english rose ffs
>>203520474heh same
sex with girls
>>203520422Based Daily Mail.>>203520446Lol
fyp on twitter is so dogshitliteral repost after repost of terrible jokes and mediocre takes
>>203520444No they weren't
>>203520422I didn't read it then and I don't read it now. Not my problem and it's not driving me crazy.
>>203520471Have an uncommon name me, terrified of doxing. If you have my surname you're somehow related.
>>203520485Me worse
>>203520445you'll enjoy pretty much any film stoned
>>203520491Mines just full of Taiwanese girls showing their fanny and tits
>>203520471I've got a common name.
I like femboy butts and I cannot lie!
Need a cereal bowl gf
>>203520471>>203520514Depressing thing is my name is so uncommon there are probably more african americans than whites who have my name now
>>203520525yeah?
>>203520490Zoomer nazi chud edgelord
>>203520471i have a rare weird surname and the only person i've met with the same name had the same FIRST and last name as me and went to the same university at the same time as me????
>>203520559100%
Even posting my initials is a dox.
>>203520405do you also just listen to whatever is number 1 at any given time?
SHE'S THE FREAK OF THE WEEK
>>203519099>>203519099>>203519099
it doesn't get tougher than this
>>203520554Alri J'Quanduh McCaffery-Brown
>>203516389>>203516389>>203516389
invalid new
>>203520565it was you you schizo cunt
>>203520575what you got?
>>203520514same, I sometimes Google it to see if any new people have a presence online with itit's an anglo name but there's only a few of us in this country who you can find online
im broken
>>203520675*drills into your arse*
>>203520682
>>203520264Post pic when it arrives or you're a liar
