imagine the state of britain in 20 years edition
poo smells lmao
>all jokes aside football is fucking boring shite
Even stopping immigrants 100% won't fix it at this point. You'll have to literally expel immigrant peoples, despite them being legal citizens.
Sir Mohammed Salah
business idea: ring doorbells that shoot people who trigger it
>>205885745
Glad I went to school in the 90s. There was one Chinese kid and one Nigerian kid in the whole year, around 300 students. Now I drive past my school and can't spot a single white kid. Tons of woke posters outside. I bet they don't even teach English any more.
>>205885785yh, minorities have been expelled from countries before though, not that its going to happen in Britain in our time
>>205885794maybe if you went to a more diverse school then you wouldn't be a racist today
>I went to school in the 90s
SALAHAHAHAHA
Come and get your black bin bags
>>205885794Nephew came back from school the other day going on about how we used "black slaves in ww2"
>>205885830Big difference between being racist and not wanting your entire heritage obliterated.
>>205885830probably the opposite
>>205885869What's funny is that there is more modern slavery today (especially in Africa) than there ever was in Europe but schools still going on about the slave trade.
>>205885745>>205885755>>205885768>>205885791mum curry gonna take another hour to makeNothin spaki cud do about it
>>205885871i mean you're definitely a racist but okay
>>205885830Got nephews in London schools where they are a minority and the bullying/racism is off the charts.
>>205885904therefore racism is okay?
>>205885851>>>/sp/aki
Our hereditary monarch will always be white, protestant and upper class and yet we profess ourselves to be a multi-racial, multi-denominational society. The monarchy is a profound symbol of our top-down democracy where some clearly remain more equal than others. As we wade through political soundbites of inclusion, how can we justify an institution that symbolizes all that's exclusive? I'm neither unpatriotic nor averse to a bit of pageantry. However, the monarchy is the UK's most recognized brand so let's at least get it right. Give me an elected head of state and I'll be up front with my flag, cheering on a symbol that makes me proud to be British.
Need a hot impoverish Cambodian gf to obliterate my heritage
>>205885892Wrong. I actually travel to places like Africa and Asia and love their culture, but the people that come here are their worst and refuse to integrate into Western ideals.
Real feminist issues.
>>205885936>not racist just don't like their ideals
One of the lowest scoring games i ever won
In case any of you lads are planning to bake over Christmas
>>205885956>oh no you don't want sharia law, hijabs, islam, theft, gangs here? RACIST
>>205885968what's that mean?
Favourite Pokemon region?
Half the things I post here are completely made up.
Spurs are getting brazilled
>>205885994whoever heard of theft or gangs in britain prior to immigration
>>205885745don't need to imagine mate it's happening right now
>>205886001kanto, don't know any others
>>205886001Fuck off sacked tranny you evil ghoul
>>205886018
i read this post twice and both times it said "rorke melting acid an mathematics">>>/x/39482871wondered how a /brit/ poster had got this lost for a bit before i finally managed to read it right
I oppose Britains immigration policy because I'm racist, although I believe it's the common sense position to not want millions of foreigners coming to your country every year
>>205886001Aldershot
Someone said that Phoebe Bridges is Taylor Swift for girls with crumbs in their bed and
>>205886037>AHHHH A BLACK MAN I'M LOSING MY MIND AHHHH
Visiting the Isle of Wight with my other half to see her friends and family. Everyone knows everyone, people just chat and have casual conversations with people that they know on first name terms. It's just a tight knit community. Fucking nowt like that in the rest of England
>>205885492Name or sauce?
>>205886037Corr i bet her fanny is soaking wet
>>205885878Nah when you're a kid you don't give a fuck about shit like religion or different ethnicities. If I never had any muslim friends then I'd probably hate muslims.
>not racist just think all brown people are criminals
>>205886037think i'd rather a see a rear detachment of soviet soldiers in 1945 heading in my direction
Making a comeback on Geotastic after a bad losing streak
>>205886090It's not about race or nationality. It's the demographics of the immigrants that's the problem. The fact that they are of a particular race or nationality is completely incidental.
>>205886082white kids get bullied by darkies in minority white schoolsand muslims still hate your guts, make no mistake
>>205885830I respect and appreciate other races and peoples. We are all children of God. But we are also very different. Is it a kindness to expect someone who's recent ancestors were still living in the jungle to live in a high-trust liberal democracy, or is it cruelty? When they are unable to do high IQ jobs, and they act out from their frustration when the welfare state is swamped by them, then who is to blame? Or to put it another way, you invite a chimp to a dinner party. You dress it up in a jacket and tie, and seat it at the table, and you expect good conversation from it. Who is to blame when it starts pleasuring itself into the soup tureen? The chimp that doesn't know better, or you, for deluding yourself that it could be educated into the ways of men?
Scotland has fallen
>>205886114me when the school day finishes
>>205886096Who wouldn't be glad to see liberators from fascism?
>>205886114constant vigilance>>205886082I had more muslim friends than hindu growing up, I still hate them
>>205886130>not racist just don't like the ones who come to live near me
What is the west bank.I dont get it
why do black people frighten rorke so?
You're a bit thick if you're trying to call someone racist here. An actual racist wouldn't try to defend themselves.
>>205885931Have you been to Cambodia? It's like fish in a barrel out there. Personally I'd feel too guilty for shagging an impoverished local, but they are all desperate to get out
>>205886162move to birmingham, ladheard the kebabs are great over there
I like how the Liberals imported the most conservartively religious wogs into the country
>>205886037What the actual fuck
>By 2250, it is estimated there will be no more than 20,000 White residents in the United Kingdom, mainly in England; almost all born overseas
another shit dinner made by me
>>205886141*pulls out hatchet*right, lets get to it
>>205886177well that's not trueloads (most) racists are closeted
Starmer would have an easy resignation speech when he inevitably gets coup'd>"We had a mission while in opposition. A mission to end 14 years of Tory incompetence. As leader of the Labour Party, I helped accomplish this mission. We did what we set out to do and have achieved key policy changes. But with that main mission now complete, it feels right that I hand on the next part of this journey to a new leader. And so that is why today I am announcing my resignation as Prime Minister"
>>205886130>>205886162>>205886187>>205886188>>205886177>>205886191>>205886201Nobody cares
>>205886188they're brown so it's ok
>>205886187nothing whatsoever wrong with birmingham
>>205886219good, move there
>>205886232i live and work in leeds why would i uproot my whole life to go live in birmingham?
Fucked itAlso noticed that USA is such a rarity in this that people pick Europe out of fear of being wrong even if its obvious USA
>>205886243you seem to love pakis so much, it would be a nice change of scenery for you
>>205886060True
>>205886133Schools should probably get a more balanced demographic of students because yea kids would bully the one who looks different and weird for them. You might be right about the the last part but there are moderates who are just culturally muslim and not really all that religious.
>>205886268not really making much sense are you
might go get eggs chips and beans on
So the Arab guy who did the Christmas ramming in Germany was anti-muzzie?
Just done probably the single most vile, sloppy, arse rending shites off my entire life
PAKI WOGS BBC POOP TRANNY FARAGE
dadbergs making a stir fry for tea
>>205886302Yea and he also loved israel kek
>>205886274>there are moderatesand they sit quietly while their more active brothers commit atrocities
>>205886209thanks for the (you)
>>205886303t. Emma
nearly went for Newfoundland
Might go throw poo grenades at wog migrant hotels
>>205886177Mad how actual real racists have friends of different races and are well educated in the races of men. Anti racists see everything through a white/bame dichotomy, whereas a real racist will be able to tell you the differences between Parsi and Sindhi culture, cuisine and language
you lads all sorted for Christmas then?
>>205886352chuck one in me gob will ye lad *opens mouth*
>>205886337Post prime Emma
>>205886167>Jews wanting control of a bankplus ça change, Rodney...
for me, it's female women
just had the wank
I've been destroyed by not choosing Guatemala so many times i basically just pick it half the time because its roughly correct if not bang on most of the time.
>>205886349gondola?
Why are Tottenham losing by so much? Why don't they just score?
>>205886352https://youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TYGrenades?
>>205886326Unfortunately Yeah, that's my problem with these guys they never really call out the shit some of the muslims do.
>>205886396oh you had le wank?xDDDDD
>>205886405Why are you posting about wogball so much?
will be enjoying a lovely glass of sherry later
Thoughts about Scandinavian girls?
^being that peng should be illegal
for me, it's a transitioned woman.
>>205886302he was an immigrant extremist, who the authorities ignored despite warnings. That's all you need to know
Sir Michael Oliver
Going down t'shopYou lads want owt?
>>205886419how can non-white women even compete with dark rotten crotch?
>>205886337Fuck sake
>>205886454got a boner watching thisnew fetish activated
>>205886441That was my only post. Multiple people pat here you know?
>>205886337Raducanu>Watson
>>205886467Yeah can you get me some nicotine pouches, I'll pay you backThanks lad
i only report fag and cuck posts for nsfw
>>205886506
>>205886499Roberts>Prime Watson>Radacanu>Stone
>>205886484>Meaning of -cum- in English>used to join two nouns, showing that a person or thing does two things or has two purposes; combined with: This is my bedroom-cum-study. etc.
I had yet another one where i would have been spot on if i hadnt readjusted at the last second
>>205886528based best emma enjoyer
all trannies are nonces
>>205886467Haven't seen a white cornershop owner in probably over a decade
fucking horrid tranny nonsense all over my screen
>>205886483I see
>>205886466When you get knighted anyone with the name Oliver gets it changed to Olivier Sounds better
boring bastards and degenerate freaks is it?
me and the missus at winter wonderland x
>>205886538Cum's from latin
why do all the trannies I see look like ugly blokes with receding hairlines where are all the trannies like this one? >>205886506
>>205886467yeah i'll take razzle
>>205886454>>205886506>>205886495wee melty again adam? did nobody come to fix the wheelchair today?
>>205886394bigot
>>205886506looks like my knob that
I graduated magnum cum load from the school of fart knocks.
>>205886569that poston this website
the only way I would let a tranny even simply touch my dick is if s(he) was in the 99.9th percentile for feminity
wow you posted p0rn well done you're such a rebel
Yo quick question for britbongs, what do you think of Tommy Robinson?
>>205886643mong cunt who mong cunts worship
>>205886643never heard of him
>>205886643Think he's become a grifter and slobbers on Israeli know
bruh
got brown streaks in my y-fronts
>>205886604Why did you reply to my post?
>>205886643>>205886679
>>205886679knob* ffs baka kmt
Not entirely sold on poo smelling. Where's the evidence?
6-3 games gone
>>205886704stupid twat
2010 rorke watching creepypastas
>>205886751flatters spurs 2bh
>>205886755Why are you so rude?
yank packing for his "vacation"
2000 emma was best emma
any regifter man inall my toil gifts that i receive before christmas get given away to family and friends on christmas
Need a boat
>>205886727>>205886751>>205886774>>205886794>>205886807>>205886812spaki melty
>>205886812guarantee she farts from that arse
>>205886778whats supposed to be happening here
>>205886825bollocks
>>205886825most girls don't fart
>>205886835People had sex, you wouldn't know about it virge
been farting an awful lot recently
>>205886825one can only hope
New spaki melty where spaki accuses other people of having a melty
>>205886861t. woman
Just got an add for mr.kiplings pies. They look good
>>205886873Its obviously all him just look at the posts i linked
Day 1 of no alcohol. Quitting for good.What can I replace my alcohol addiction with?
>>205886874Women don't fart. Well known fact.
>>205886825hundred quid says she doesn't
>>205886895gooning
>>205886859ye but why is she showing him his condom and what does uge sex jo mean
>>205886895pooing
>>205886835You know
>>205886895said i would stop drinking last week but going to be finishing a bottle of sherry by myself every day this week becaues i got a pack of six from marks and sparks ahha
Spaki makes passive aggressive attempts to deflect after i call out his spam Pause in the thread....then goes back to spamming on VPN and shit and tranny spam over and over again for rest of the day
>>205886883but do they look exceedingly good?
>>205886911>two black topless men in the backgirls are doing a mating dance obviously
too windy
>>205886886Yeah talking about a football game that's happening now is having a melty innit?
Thinking of buying some kratom online to try. Collective wisdom on the subject?
>>205886944would you be comfortable having sex next to your mate while he's also having sex with somebody i can't i think that's a bit too weird for my liking it's like you and your brother having sex with somebody in the same room it's so bizarre i am not racist but i don't understand that culture
I've had 29 miles of pussy in my life
>>205886944What about this girl, what is she doing?
>>205887005wow you have a 30 mile long willy?
theres still the odd gem on the facebooks
>>205885785>legal citizenIrrelevant, only ethnic natives are legitimate citizens, those of foreign blood have no moral right to be here. Countries should be run by natives for natives.
Okay I'm gonna tell a real story now. I used to hang out with some black kids at school (me being half cast). We were lame as fuck and basically just spent all our time playing Runescape and shit. But somehow they got a group of girls to come over one of our houses for a party. I thought the girls were going to be bottom of the barrel given that we weren't the best looking, but some nice peng ones actually turned up. They were into hip hop and black culture and probably thought we were badass because we were black. So we just played along even though we were nothing like what they wanted us to be. We put on 50 cent and asked someone to buy us drinks at the Spar. Lost my virginity that night.
>>205887057yeah mate sure"lost" your "virginity" on that "night"im sure
Oh "Sabaton" is a type of shoe armour Neat
>>205887005is that an aroused vaginal canal length or unaroused?
time to sit in the living room for two hours and listen to father rattle on about starmer and the immigrantsits not different to sitting on here all night i suppose
>>205887057Love this gimmick copypasta, haven't seen it in a while
>>205887076I remember vividly finding it hard to put my dick inside because I couldn't find the hole and also it was dry as fuck. Now I would spit on my dick before or something but it took a while to get it in and I came in like 3 minutes
>>205887044Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong there?
>>205887100Your dad posts here too
In recent years, the yuletide has been queerified with several networks and streaming services putting LGBTQIA+ stories at the forefront of Mariah Carey’s annual holiday, from Netflix’s Single All The Way to Lifetime’s The Holiday Sitter and Hulu’s Happiest Season; the latter of which made history as the first gay Christmas film released by a major studio.If you’ve had enough of watching Will Ferrell parade around as an eccentric elf-human and Catherine O’Hara as a negligent parent, check out some of these recent LGBTQIA+ films that are on their way to becoming Christmas classics.
>>205887100your dad is based?
>>205887044funny, they only blame the man but never the little slut
>>205887122>>205887142hes an 80 year old who does nothing but watch GB News all day
We're all immigrants after all
How come society ignores female on male rape?
>>205887108same, jabbing at a feshy pubic region which I thought was roughly where it should be... eventually pushed it down and down and down, until I thought it couldn't possibly be any further down, then eventually found the pussy. nutted in about 3 minutes as well
might put bluetooth speakers around my room and play 10 hour loops of waterfalls/rain/etc
>>205887176hot
>>205887117>accidentally >happened to be why are women less culpable for their actions?
>>205887173Imma immigrate my cock up your ass, mate.
fell down the stairs now my bums broken
>>205887176
>>205887176SAUUUUCE
>>205887210>>205887265>>205887272
>>205887228want me to kiss it better?
>>205887057Do you know your dad? Does he live with you?
So what's with the drones in New Jersey
>>205886300just to report that i've now just eaten eggs chips and beansvery lovely stuff
>>205887323Yeah he married my mum
>>205887299Wish I had a gf into such thingsInstead it's always no you have to pretend to break in and have sex with me and smack me aroundMaybe I want that
Right Wing Balding Squads
top ten most deadliest spiders ever
>>205887364agreed. sometimes I wanna be little spoon... sometimes I wanna be rape victim...
>Right Wing Balding Squads
>>2058873981. Spiderman
you literally have hot sluts fucking virgin students for free, you're living the dream
What would you do in this situation?
thoughts on my shite ridden arsehole lads?
>>205887443you know what i'd do, what a silly question
>>205887443Boldly go
>>205887448fuck sakes man
um
>>205887448that's a woman's arse mate, I should know, me dad's one
How is a man's arsehole sexual? If janny deletes it, that means he's gay
>>205887443Keiko was a massive bitchO'Brien should have dropped her for Kira the second they started flirting
>>205887448on a sunday night mate? really
Have you ever experienced unconditional love?
from tavern wenches and portside whores and village tarts to page 3 models and Onlyfans girls, there is a long and traditional history of women just being slags. Honestly don't think the culture has changed that much
>>205887548
>>205887357following on from my previous reports, im announcing that im going to do the washing updon't expect any hazards but i'll keep you updated
>>205887565difference is they're weren't celebrated and high status before and they weren't beamed directly into the eyes of kids
>>205887565beautiful in a way
>>205886300>>205887357>>205887601good lad. love eggs chips and beans me. a true classic of british working class cuisine
bit cold out
Right Wing Norwood 3 SquadsRight Wing Pimp Squads
>>205887652i;ve seen colder
lad guess who's got two thumbs and just stuck their thumbs up their bum *points at self with poo covered thumbs* this guy
>>205887652>feels like -10yeah, to pussies
Is that a no then?
WTF Brits???
>>205887652Never got the "it's x temperature, but it actually feels like y" nonsense. Some woke bollocks
Had a bit of light red blood in my poo lately ladsShould I be worried?
Mo Salah is THREE goals behind Thierry Henry for most PL goals.I'm shocked as I always remembered Henry as a goal machine and never realised Salah scored so many.
genuinely didn't appreciate how terrifying men were until after I transitioned
>>205887607>celebrated and high status beforethey're not celebrated now lol they're very obviously looked down upon. just because they're famous doesn't mean they're respected >weren't beamed directly into the eyes of kidsnah kids would have always been exposed to slags, was very obvious who was a whore in town and their tits would be on show from windows
its gamin timeodds kenshievens arma 3
School’s let out for crimbo lads
>>205887775Literally the other way around. Henry was a converted winger
>>205887176Literally not a thing under UK law.
UM
>>205887789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afFNLMt-9gY
>>205887775liverpool-era salah is basically the best attacking player in premier league historycriminally underrated
>>205887780she a fucking disgrace
>>205887811um
>>205887178It's like the whole is below the actual vagina
>>205887789you haven't 'transitioned' to anything you pornsick freak
>>205887811Bet they have lots of free time and want to be entertained
>>205887843Peak Suarez was the best of the best
australians are the best postersfact
watching 8 mile (2002)
>>205887818And that's a good thing
Ruud van nistelrooy, now there was a striker
>>205887548she's clearly posing for the camera, sticking her arse out to get a better shot
Gf suggesting we watch The Rise of Skywalker tonight
>>205887872perhaps but the "peak" was like 18-24 months salah has been immense since he went to liverpool with only a handful of poor patches of form throughout that entire time
Why aren’t the police in the UK more active in catching pedosThey need to monitor /brit/ and drag the nonces out of their homes and string them up in public for all to see but they seem more interested in doing anything else
>>205887918tell her to do oneshite film
>>205887918get her arse skelpt and put to bed
mental how fucking fit they are
Prime Emma Watson... mmmm
>>205887928sex crimes are incredibly hard to charge and harder still to convictrape is one of the most common crimes but most men get away with it
>>205887886Aryan a10 beats a bunch of spear chucking savages at impromptu poetry
Watching thisIt’s well acted
>>205887962um
>>205887928too busy executing white men for putting up stickers, also sex crimes are culturally ingrained in the managerial class
>>205887962me watching the football earlier
>>205887962stay away from primary schools lad
>>205887969Why are they so hard to chargeSeems like an excuse to keep public sentiment toward pakis at a stable level or something because you KNOW they’re over represented in raping kids
I feel like I've been scammed by Ocado delivery. Everything I've ordered is in a miniature size. People about to say "you should have looked at the weight not the pic!!!", well for £1.50 I would expect a normal size tin of beans, especially because I have literally never seen one this small.
Theft is probably one of the easiest crimes to get away with, police genuinely do not lift a finger if they don't literally see you in the act, they will not bother looking at CCTV or hunting you down and when complaints are made they'll just say they don't have enough staff or resources and say they're busy with more important crimes
mental how poor chinkers are
>>205887791>not celebrated except being rich, famous, having lots of followers and going on daytime TV >their tits would be on show from the windowsthis isn't Amsterdam. like you said- taverns, ports, back alleys, out at night
>>205888004>Why are they so hard to chargebecause most women don't report the crimeprobably partially because of shame/embarrassment and partially because they know the chances of a conviction are incredibly slim so why put yourself through it
May grab a haircuterino tomorrow
>>205888023this nigga eatin bean
>>205887886love kim basinger
>>205887829this is literally my exact type
>>205888026What is ppp?
>>205888078>>205888078>>205888078
>>205888039Lass I work with said she wouldn't report a rape. Not sure what there's to be ashamed/embarrassed about. The rapist might to do it to someone else if he's not reported
>>205888072poor people points, yeah we get it mate they can buy some salmonella ridden chicken and baby milk made of talcum powder for half price
>>205888023should get at least 3 in there mate, enough for today and a cheeky bean for the morning
