red: you now live in a house with dylan mulvaney you can only leave the house for a maximum of 24 hours at one time and you have to spend at least 80% of your time in the house - and she's VERY social - you can leave for longer if she accompanies you. You cannot harm or kill her nor move out. green: dylan mulvaney is now one of your two heads, and you share a cis female body with her - abigail and brittany hensel style. Two heads, one body. And she does not shut up. You cannot kill her without killing yourself.
>>40961795so you mean i get to have a friend.. and i dont have to do anything for it?? red absolutely
>>40961795How is she so old looking
>>40961795red, she isnt bad optics anymore & she seems like a nice person plus shes rich so if shes stuck with me i can bug her until she pays for ba & bbl
>>40962265she isn't?
>>40962213yeah, a friend!
autistic trans girl. how are u :3
>>40962839>wa wa wa :’( you’re only supposed to be an insufferable jerk on the 4chan
>>40955935your replies are giving "insecure loser"
>>40963039yeah I mean that's the whole point of this board discord and reddit exist already lol. hate the recent twisting of reality
Just woke up. Gonna goto the grocery store in my new car. I crashed my old one. Gonna come back and make tacos. And smoke weed, play some Mario and pet my cat. So I’m doing quite good.
Oh my God its raining. ITS RAINING Yay.
i will never be gay. i will never be bi. i'm just a straight man who sucks dick and that's okay
>>40964062Hell yeah!! Congratulations!
kek
>>40964062Trvthnvke
I don't know how else to phrase this. Recently me and my girlfriend have been running into all kinds of relationship problems, some of which we're already working on and some of which have yet to get resolved. But the one I figured I'd bring up is the fact that I'm very sure that my GF is a closet lesbian. > Has virtually no interest in guys period and has stated it to my face > Has repeatedly discussed how certain (exclusively female) actors are extremely hot > Despite the fact that I do manual labor and have a fairly muscular build, I am almost never complemented on any of my masculine traits (I'm firmly in twunk territory) > Has gone out of her way to flirt with girls we both know IRL, including my best friends GF to the point of making her uncomfortable Despite this, she is adamant that she wants to stay in a relationship with me, a guy. Despite the fact that she constantly flirts with women, she has turned down every offer we have had to have a 3some or to add a 3rd semi-permanent individual to the relationship to ideally allow her to sexually interact with someone she's attracted to. Most of the time I feel like a robotic dildo, as sex is essentially nothing more than something we both do to get off and nothing more. There are other issues with our relationship of course but I already discussed that on the advice board.
>>40957689Sounds like a normal straight woman. Im sure he loves you. Male bodies just ain't that hot.
>>40957722kek
>>40957689Sraight women is a myth.It's all comphet.
>>40957689This is a normal relationship, calm down
>>40961597some people are not interested in your nasty non functional dick or a hole drilled into your body either. sexuality is about sex. try actually having some.
I've never wanted to be a girl growing upI've never felt acute discomfort from pubertyI've never hated being a boy and wanted to grow up as a manI've felt pride in my masculine features. My deep voice, broad shoulders, and muscular buildI had no issues with intimacy and my genitals Despite all of this, learning about hrt and the process of transitioning at 20 flipped a switch. A switch that's not mineThe intense envy I feel when I see women around my age is not realThe disgust I feel whenever I'm reminded of my grotesque appearance is not realThe utter despair I feel at imagining living as a man is not realCrying in a fetal position over the fact that I'm a man is just me playing pretendThe abject horror I've felt when I've tried hrt and the effects started to show is enough proof that I'm just cisI wish I were a woman to begin with, but I don't want my self to be a woman, and I hate being a manI've never felt human. Always a facsimile, a skinwalker, a puppet, a living corpse
>>40963376this undermines the experiences of incels. if what you say is true, there wouldn't be an incel community.or how about male loneliness being epidemic?males deemed sociall acceptable either by merit of aesthetics, charm, or power are certainly priveleged; but not all men are priveleged. that's why transgenderism typically attracts social outcasts or rejects.
>>40963456Both incels and the male loneliness epidemic are just a result of men who are too lazy, pathetic, and lack any emotional intelligence. I've talked with so called "incels" irl, and I've never encountered more arrogant and pathetic people. It's all their own making.Socializing with women as a man is easy af. The only requirement is being a decent human being
>>40952966You're just ugly. You're a 20 year old fat dude that doesn't take care of himself. You see a woman and think "that's hot, I'd like to be like that", thinking the "that" is woman instead of hot.Join a gym, eat clean, hangout with bros, stop posting and lurking on fucking gay basket weaving forums and touch grass
>>40963599Have you not seen the picture I posted of myself in this thread. I was so buff, I couldn't avoid making gay men horny. I was groped countless of times because of it
>>40952966It's a nice and fun experience when the constant dissociation fails, and you realize the person you see in the mirror was always a stranger
big fat guy editionqott: how big a belly is too big a belly?
>>40963955you just did retard
>>40963823Racist
>>40964036racist against what? amazon delivery drivers?
>>40964070I read on bluesky that not liking it is racist
y'all watch anything good lately
you have a duty to save an incel. dont be selfish
>>40963704>how'd that go anon?i finally asked her to come live with me and she said no because she was still too scared and insecure, then spiraled about it, ghosted me
>>40963749damn, sorry to hear anon
>>40961159why would i have sex with a guy who probably doesn't even know how to please me?he can find another girl to practice on
>>40963532Hmm, I guess, but after like a week of being ignored I didn't know what else to say to catch his attention.Was it better to hide it from him? What if I returned to my ex(I gave them a grace period but it didn't work out), it would have eaten me alive, I hate lying.
>>40961477I guess that I shouldn't have told him that, but I wanted to be honest, it's a very complicated situation that's been going for years and I just couldn't hide it, guess I'll just give up on men as I am "stuck" here.
Is crossing your legs while sitting as a man like this fembrained or just autismbrained?
>>40962947it's tight hip flexorbrained actually
>>40963403probably this
>>40963403Does this mean I got a tight bussy too?
>>40963807it means you have tiny nuts
>>40962947It’s called sitting comfortable, you idiot
QOTT: Do you have any stereotypical female interests? Do you repress those too? last thread: >>40945501
Why are FTM reppers so much happier than MTF reppers?
>>40964039that's literally the dry repper prescription. hrt reppers take a therapeutic dose
>>40964139because they're women and being a woman is better
>>40964137The funny part is that I barely even eat what I make. I get a tiny little piece (or like one cookie etc.) then ship the rest off to some fat family member that'll devour all of it in a day or three.
>>40964156Trooth Nook.
>vagina has a whole-ass microbiome you're not even supposed to clean ("it's totally self cleaning bro")>(straight) men constantly complaining about how the box can smell foul>(straight) men constantly complaining about pH levels>half of men wouldn't even consider cunnilingus >bleeds once a monthConsidered normal and fine and ideal, to say nothing of SRS or the decent likelihood of complications. You're also transphobic if you don't like this >say you like anal >EWWWWW BUT POOP COMES FROM THERE>IT'S DIRTY!!! (unlike the vagina you can thoroughly clean)>BUT IT HURTS>BUT IT'S INCONVENIENT>LOL YWNBAWWhy is this allowed? Is it just a purity spiral or or people too retarded to know how to train their butt or what? (This is never considered homophobic or transphobic.)
>>40964068I'm not pretending to be an "expert," again, the only assertion I'm making is that "these two things aren't really that different in terms of 'grossness', objectively." Of course I'm going to be bitter and jealous if I'm relentlessly demonized for my sexuality. Why wouldn't I
>>40964083Thats just hpv. If you are not ancient, you have been vaxed for that
>>40964084I think piv is objectively a lot less gross, there is no competition. You should not feel bitter about it. Either you were born with penetration genitals or receiving genitals. If you don't want to do the role that you were created to, you need to compromise (have feces hole sex or use artificial strap). I think you should fix your attitude.
>>40964086Good thing it's not limited to that then!
>>40964086lol i'm ancient (30) and they gave me trouble when i asked for it because "it's only for girls you don't have a cervix honey." i swear they're just primed to interpret anything a trans woman says as a delusion.meanwhile... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40155487/
General for all nonbinary, intersex, questioning, and friends.QOTT: What is your favorite biome?QOTT2: What cultural cuisine do you enjoy the most?
>>40961669my american breakfast tends to be just “whatever is easiest”, which in general is a very american mindset ig. literally if i just have yogurt in the fridge or something frozen or bread, bc getting something more than that will cost either time or money. the first real meal tends to be lunch for me at least
>>40961847It seems so fun until I'm actually in the pit
I really need to sort through all of my art supplies and buy some more crates to keep my shit in. I wish I had a desk...
>>40958634EMDR therapy
>>40956125Turns out I was self sabotaging but I regulated hard enough that I could communicate normally and didn't fuck anything up, and everything is OK.
fell in love with a 22 year old virgin yandere bpd self harming weeb hiki-NEET tranny online that passes looks cute has ginger hair but just found out has 11 children from donating sperm cuz needed money for drugs wtf first time i felt cared wanted to meet even and now i learned this why are you all so deranged i blocked her i will die forever alone owari da
I really need to stop posting here so much. Hanging out with some friends last night, we all got high and were watching older Simpsons episodes. One of my friends is FTM and I called him a “pooner” to his face. I said “Hey Pooner, can you pass me my phone please.” He got very upset and I apologize because I was high. But deep down I know it’s a term I got from this board because you also say it all the time.
so, legbutts, what are your plans for when youre old?none of us will have descendants
My boyfriend said he wanted to get married and adopt a child with me someday.
>>40962339Based. People who use women as incubator slaves (surrogate users:usually gays) are evil when there are so many homeless kids
>>40962339Same, i hope i do good in these classes so i have a neat career and just live a nice normal enough life. Part of what motivated me to troon out is because I feel like every kid deserves some kind of a mom seeing how much I like mine.
>>40960198Making art and building and supporting a community for other struggling trans girls for as long as I am able
>>40962428Thats nice
How much longer until they start using this logic against hrt providers?
>>40962499based
>>40963132this
>>40962299when you lock up or kill people haphazardly without much investigation how can you be sure you killed a imprisoned a guilty person?
>>40963874heh even purofied morphime kind of sux on its own. drowsy and makes you shit bricks. poppies are more of energetic yet calm heavenly feel. oxys and codeine are closer to poppies feelswise than morphine. heroin i guess is similar to morphine. opium should be sold in groccery stories in kilogram bags, next to tea, coffee and weed.
>>40964000worked fine for january 6 trials i don't see why we can't implement it here.
