Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh also, don't worry Caramel Copycat, I haven't forgotten you. I will get your present sent out soon, and send Pony Claus the deets when I can. I will guarantee you get your gift for Horsemas morning, that I can promise. Stay tuned!
>>42879323The ghost of peanut will forever haunt this thread
Prismatic Iridescent, I just wanted to say that I saw your earlier message. Can't wait to see it arrive. Would you prefer I open on the 25th? My family usually does gifts on the 24th, but I can wait an extra day. Probably.
My Santee has yet to post after 3 different callouts and their package being delivered Monday. I hope they are not kill.
BRANDING IRON!You gift is SENT, I have informed PC about it with the tracking number. I also asked PC to relay some important info about the food stuff I included in your package. Now let's pray the Princesses that your gift wil arrive intact and not too late.
MPreg EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://youtu.be/7UOX2Oh4yiY?si=c1jI0vURg61zDFRuPrevious Thread: >>42870993
>>42879910?
>>42880099thank God I will no longer have to see this faggot shit on Tamers' channel
>retardedly posts while ignoring the entirety of Tamers' catalog is full of faggot shit
>>42878281>>42877956You know this is fake and just another tamerstranny larping as me. They stole that image right off my twitter and that video is months old old news and I don't call myself huffy anymore. Tamers troons are mad because I keep exposing their shit and tamers facts.>>42878639Holy fuck are tamers fans really dumb enough to fall for this.
Wait so what the fuck was this shit about exactly? Did he actually confirm the Two Tamers Theory or was he just fucking around? Is this just some weird build up to the Tournament of Power?
Do you like 'em?
>>42879485He wouldn't be mad, just really confused to why you are licking his plot.
>>42879485>>42879551Just tell Button that you're the cutie mark inspector, and that part of your job requires you to lick a pony's cutie mark so that you can get an idea of what it tastes like. Since Button Mash is so young, he probably won't ask any questions and allow you to lick his cutie mark if you pretend to be someone of authority.
>>42879485Button follows the religion of video gaming. He'll want you to ask for forgiveness and say one hundred Hail Marios.
>>42878091Equestria's cutest colt.
>>42879581unf
Post the most snowpityful of mares
>>42878284snow looks great, but you quickly come to view it as your sworn enemy after a few blizzards
>>42876462Comfy!
10
Still no snow
Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
She's a total clusterfuck, but I still can't stop liking her.
>>42879593Yes. https://rule34.art/comics/fallout_equestria_chain_reaction_2?language_content_entity=en&lang=en#
>>42879724I love the hypothetical version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborg.
>>42879935>version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborg.Like, only in the beginning of first chapter? Yeah, those were good, probably even best times for BJ.
>>42879935>hypothetical version of her that isn't suicidally miserable, crippled, mutated, or a cyborgDoes not compute.
>>42878055>>42878038Glad there's still some sense and nonbot posters on this cambodian basketweaving chinese booru.>>42878009>>42877988>>42877849Rarityfags your lips open and around my Chad cock. NOW. A Rarityfag's mouth's place is around Chad's cock for sucking not for talking. Also give me suggestions for which text font, size, color to use, what images to use and how to reduce the filesize of this 3.07 MB file back to 1.41MB BEFORE I post it to Derpibooru.YES I am going to post this on Derpibooru just like I did with my Virgin S2 vs Stacy S1 Luna chart.
vogelCHAD won
vogelsissies... we lost...
>>42879930Oh yeah, and if there's toile that's expensive and toile that's cheep and modern toile that's mass produced and tacky, then the toile in question is the one fluttersy intended, because she's the one who made the statement. This means that to argue that she's definitely being stupid, you have to argue that she thinks the fabric is a either somewhat cheep or else disposable mockup fabric, or that she thinks it is supposed to be used for wallpapers only for some reason, and that it's actually the good old school shit. The only way to argue that is to start from the assumption that she's supposed to be wrong.This means that, despite being wrong about toile, Vog's probably right that fluttershy can't substantively be called an idiot for this criticism. It's just also near fucking impossible to argue that she definitely does know what she's saying, either.It's empty rorschachs all the way down.
>>42879902Perfect. Now, if anyone asks me what it's like on /mlp/, I can just send them this.
>>42879868
I want to rape her marshmallow rump so bad
>>42878138gems gems gems woohoo
>>42879241sexo
>>42879241She looks like yer' nanny!
Christmas is healing timeLast Th/ra/d: >>42569443A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCPack of every good solo Rarity pic (abandoned, but feel free to continue):July - November 2022Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879476thanks anon, its actually an old pic, but it is me. I havent posted here in ages
>>42879498I’m saving up for a custom punk rarity plush someday, that’ll be then crown jewel of which the rest of my collection will center around
>>42879467Isn't this the guy who recycled the same shrine to Tomoko and got caught?
>>42879335I love this image
Jumbo Don is the best pony to be friends with. Jumbo Don will always be here for anypony.
>>42877650what if I don't want to smile but still appreciate jumbo don
>>42878133It's not that hard to smile, ya know?
Jumbo Don honorable.
Not only friendship is magic, Twilight Sparkle. Jumbo Don too is magic.
>>42879231thank you celestia, very cool.
You know what that means
>>42878337She's so cute. But also, not offering to help is kinda rude
>>42876748Twilight will kill you.
>>42878751She can join us. I bet she would like to try oyakodon like in her Ponipon mangas.
>>42873098cute dyx on the left
Previous Thread: >>42743577>Who is Wallflower Blush?Wallflower the main antagonist of Forgotten Friendship. She's an introverted and spiteful gardener who holds a grudge against Sunset Shimmer for being so popular despite her past as a bully. Using an Equestrian relic, she can erase other people's memories.Useful Links:>Forgotten Friendship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Joy4wlZ8lk>Invisible (Full Song): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRHZlct1iNQ>Let It Rain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBuWrbJ0nQ
>>42879444>Wallflower ran behind the school to the old tool shed she used to get gardening supplies from, there were other tools in there, for woodworking and various other things.>She found what she was looking for. A sledgehammer. >She grabbed it and ran over to the statue an found Sunset Shimmer standing there with her book, the one that connects her to Twilight.>>"Oh! Hey Wallflower, Twilight said you.. uh.. weren't feeling too good.. uhm.. why do you have a sledgehammer?""I-I NEED IT!" Wallflower screamed, far louder then she anticipated>>"W-whoa calm down, What's wrong?">Wallflower raised it above her head"S-stay back! you don't understand you don't understand">>"Put the hammer down!" Sunset said with authority"Y-you d-d-don't understand.." Wallflower said, trembling with fear, she could barely hold up the hammer>Sunsets attitude shifted to concern and worry>>"Wallflower please stop and tell me what's wrong, please""They're not like you and them, They're something else, they're evil you don't understand you can't know. I can't.. I.. it's too complicated it's too much">>"Please! Wallflower please stop, what are you going to do? Why are you trying to hurt.. me.. wait, no. NO!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879458>the mare held a giant stone on her back>Wallflower grabbed it trying to hold it up, she couldn't.. her feet sunk into the snow>>>"I-..I'm blossom.. don't forget, Wallflower.. T-thank.. y-">CRUNCH>Wallflower fell to the floor. the stone fell, the mare.. gone..>The towering ponies came over and lifted the stone with their mouths for they were that size. the size of 12 ponies tall>The two giants turned to her. their eyes golden, glowing, radiating in the darkness. moonless.sunless sky. snow poured all around and swirled>Wallflower was back there, back in the present. no time had passed..>>"W-wallflower please I can't stop you.. don't do it! it can't be worth it..""Blossom..">Wallflower swung the hammer as hard as she could. she hit the stone and it cracked. for a moment it glowed the color of Gold. she turned up to the horse statue above. it shifted and changed into the image of the sun god of Equestria.>Sunset cried out and went to the shattered stone and tried to pick up the broken pieces to fix it. >>"No no no no.. no no no no no no.." Sunset spoke rapidly. about to cry>Sunset went to her book and tried to write to twilight.. she wrote rapidly and piercing through the page. she didn't take her eyes off that page for what felt like forever..Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878776Brandon
as usual I fucking kill the thread with my terrible writing
>>42879904Don't talk like that, Anon. Your writing is great!
"Happy Horsemas!" EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42844365 the humble bundle mlp deckbuilding game is only up for another 4-ish days.>picI'm not sorry.
Cadance arrived
>>42878909
>>42879427Nice! Enjoy her!
Post wild mares, discuss wild mares, love wild mares!Official YT channel:https://www.youtube.com/@WildManesSeriesPrevious: >>42793647
>>42879039https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wild-Manes-Sundae-s-Ice-Cream-Social-Articulated-Horse-Doll-with-Pink-Mane-and-Accessories/5353460705?classType=REGULAR&from=/search
>>42879063Nope, but I might if they're still there next time.>>42879174Yep, that was the one.
>>42879063Yes Sundae bought him and now he lives with her
>>42879969Kek giwtwm
>I can tell from your anxiety, that you have a massive crush on me.
>>42877801A mixture of both, I think
>>42876219doorhinge rhymes with orange
I'm going to make numget prumget with my numletswhat the fuck are YOU going to do /mlp/?
>>42880100Hey, be nice.
>>42880100Forced meme is a forced meme.
>>42880100but not fun nor dead meme.
I thought I’d get way more opposition?Do people just let Lyra be >rapedfreely?
>>42879646numget activates warning mode