This is a thread about Cheerilee. Cheerilee is very cute. Cheerilee is the best teacher in the show. Please post Cheerilee.
>>42877695PS triple.
Previous Thread: >>42750993Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879942>Finally Rainbow said "Damn bro.">Applejack stated "That was a bit farther than you went last night.""Last night your entire family was listening. I had to show some restraint." I declared.>Applejack responded with "Fair point.">Senpai added "He's also dealing with more hormones than he's used to thanks to the bet.Finally getting the idea I may have made a mistake I said "Pinkie I'm sorry. Did I go to far?">Pinkie had been basically motionless. But she blinked at my question, took a deep breath, and replied "No Nonny. I'll admit I was surprised, but I also know this kind of sexy talk is new to you. It takes time and practice to find the right tone and we all want you to keep trying. Plus I'll remember it at night and it will help keep me warm. Well,.. until something else does.">I gave a nervous chuckle and everyone had a slice of pie.>When we were done eating, Applejack said "Well it looks like your stomach is handling food better. No talk about Valhalla anyway." with a grin.>Senpai had a bright smile on her face as she asked "Valhalla?"I held up a finger and declared "Senpai, before this one spirals out of control please let me say I was explaining Valhalla to Applejack when Apple Bloom interrupted us and I never finished the explanation.">Senpai had a leering smile as she said "I see, I see. Maybe you should finish that explanation? OR I could do it.""I'll do it." I said quickly. "It's my fault for not finishing anyway.""So let me set the stage." I said to the table. "After feeding me enough to founder a horse, and then some great pie, naturally I offered to help clean up after the meal. But Granny said my stomach needed to settle and to let Applejack show me around the farm."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879943"..Or being smothered between a girl's thighs. Now like I said I meant it as a joke because with the lap pillow and breathing issue, it seemed to fit. I have NO desire to have my throat leglocked!">Then senpai said "Understood. But now I have this image in my head of your face between my legs that I can't shake." with a smile."I've said nothing like that!" I declared.>Now all of the other girls were smiling!In frustration I wondered aloud "Why did I ever think I could keep this from spiraling out of control?">My Queen stepped in with "Oh this is FAR from out of control my King. But yes we are all very happy that you're trying some sexy talk, even with the missteps. It's good progress. And speaking of progress..">Rarity piped up with a singsong "Oh Anonymous?"I was suddenly more alert as I realized "I remember that tone! Bet check?">They all responded in unison with "Bet check!"I made a visible show of taking a deep breath to calm myself and said "Fine. I lost the bet and made a promise. Where do you want me to sit today?">My Queen said "That's the spirit.">Fluttershy added "Such good manners." with a gentle smile.>Applejack then calmly said "Today you get to sit on my lap Anonymous.""Okay that's new." I said. "Up until now, you nice ladies have been on my lap." as I sat down.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879944Unable to easily turn my body, I turned my head with wide eyes to find her smiling at me as I said "Well they weren't until you said that!">Applejack then sultrily replied "Oh don't be fussin. You're still safe and comfortable like I promised right.">I had to admit she was right. Besides if they sat in my lap so often without worry, I didn't see that I had any right to complain about nipples in my back."Yes. I will say to anyone that asks that you've kept your word." I replied.>That got a big smile from Applejack as she declared "There's that honesty and good manners we like so much." And then I felt a wave of heat coming from her lower bits into my butt. "But I feel like I'm hogging the spotlight here so..">Then Applejack spread her legs, which spread mine even wider! She used her palms on my shoulders to help me keep my balance.>Naturally I looked forward to make certain I wasn't falling in either direction. That's when I got the NEXT surprise!>Looking up at me from UNDERNEATH the table were senpai and Pinkie SMILING at me!Naturally I articulately exclaimed "Guahh!" at the surprising sight!>And that got giggles from all of the girls.>Then senpai asked "Hey Pinkie, what's that poking out of your shirt?>As she reached in and pulled it out, Pinkie said "Why it's my special banana.">Senpai asked "Ooh! What's special about it?">Pinkie replies "It has a name."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879945Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins!Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and therefore time for another installment of How to be Dense!This time Pinkie gets some spotlight out of her cooking skills!And we start the second bet check!Next installment on next Tuesday!ERECTION!
>>42879877Oh neat, thanks.
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>>42878549Say we came for his help to fix a crypt which has a bent metal causing unrest for the spirits dwelling on it.
>>42878549No, there's more to PHEER. For starters, bat depopulation doesn't explain the vatic skull in the center of the picture. If some of the initial design goals were eugenical in nature, I think it was about getting rid of latent thestrals, not all and any bats.Anyways, how much does he know about the so-called oubliette? Apparently, some builders broke the grille that used to seal it. We haven't figured out if it really was an accident.
>>42878564I think we should avoid mentioning spirits directly, if he isn't aware of them I wouldn't want to stack more conspiracies on him and risk breaking his brain entirely. My play would be to go along with whatever he thinks we think is down there.
Bump.
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Are you sleeping well, Anon?
>>42879840HE IS JUST LIKE ME
>>42877130>pickek
>>42876389Nah, I could never get comfortable sleeping on my back like that.
>>42876389Like a baby. All the wind outside has made my room feel extra comfy.
>>42879911>Wearing them wrong lyraThe older i get, the less i sleep.I get at best 4 hours of sleep per night and even if i get to sleep early i just wake up at 3am and sit around for 2 hours waiting for work to start.Whenever i start to drift off my body panics and forces me awake, work life is drastically harming my ability to sleep.
A thread being made in hopes that "221 episodes" returns and finishes his review of the remaining MLP episodes.
>>42771503the spiders got him in australia
VogelGod I kneel. I want you to cum inside me.>>42878182
>>42878586vogel is my lord and i am just a mere serf
>>42878586>>42879213You're in luck, because I'm super duper gay.
>>42879777vogel got trips, he can't stop winning
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879535>The sheer amount of magic emanating from the ruins makes your teeth hurt>And an odd sense of... longing>Regret?>You've never explored the castle - beyond some scraps of civilization fully devoured by time and nature, it's pretty much the only hint that Ponykind ever actually settled in the Everfree>Making it pretty much the most obvious place ponies might go to look for people squatting in the Forest, aside from the Zebra>And her one-in-a-million luck finding a perfectly hollowed out living tree to dwell in>Still>Even if the other nests don't set you on edge, there's still the matter of them resonating with magic>Do they use magic to sustain themselves? Does the ambient mana perhaps make them duplicate?>And if either of those aren't accurate, then what draws them to such areas in the first place?>You start to wonder>This forest, this 'unnatural aberration' is over a millennium old>What if you weren't the first magic-obsessed hermit to squat in it?>Shit, you're not even the only one doing that right nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879523i'm retarded i meant with this anons advice >>42879439
i like to imagine that natty anon has severe deja vu whenever he walks around certain landmarks in the Everfreesuch as the castle of the sisters
>>42879535Break some apple branches and graft them onto timberwolves
>>42879540The growing lore on this is fucking awesome
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879961We get it you just want the board to be generals about ponies and that's it. Who cares about the FRIENDSHIP that is the core of the show.
>Shoofly Shush the Changeling>Barn Barnacles>Happy Merry Holly Jolly Joy>Pecan Puff>Raspberry Jazz(You) should be getting your cards soon!Happy Merry Holly Jolly Joy, your card is very cute, and you depicted my likeness with eerie accuracy!
>>42879961Prove it.
>>42879988Look at this thread and you have your proof
8 days until christmas and no word about my package from santa or pony clause.it's over.
>You are now Princess Celestiawhat do?
bump
>>42878485...into luna's big butt with mine for the most awesome butt spanking!
>>42878790unf
job
>>42879778Job? You already got a job as the ruling monarch of Equestria.
It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I WANNA FUCK A NEET UNPROTECTED WHILE THEY WATCH ANIME
>>42877073Anon, I'd put money down on 95%+ of this thread being down to watch any of these NEETs if they were doing the camgirl/ethot thing.
>>42879426aren't a bunch of vtubers hikki e-thots anyway? seems like a super easy way to get NEETbux for ramen and gooned out anime figurines
Post 'em
>>42878645I’m violently disgusted…but you’re also right
>>42878077>>42878052>>42875691alright the thread has convinced me to jerk off
>>42879603There's no reverse on this ride, and it never ends.
Bump
>>42879893>bumpHardly
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>>42879301maybe, but its still difficult either way.
>>42879431>Eat it, NERDS
Previous thread: >>42714879Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42714879>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878448How do pony zoomies look like?
10
my sides
I still find it funny how absurdly long they stretched that fight situation on that damn planet. It was getting really silly after what felt like months.
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>>42879834YamCHAD smacks around JOBlestia, making her his bitch, as is to be expected.
>>42877758...and then he sharted.
>>42879948a massive turd on Frieza's shiny head.
There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareClumsy mare keeps falling off of things, so you have to keep an eye on her.Old thread: >>42825130Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879616Not a Dashfag and I'm not terribly fond of her character, so I don't have any feedback there. But I like the AJ. She has a history in the show of being a little obsessive and overly doting on ponies she cares about when she thinks something's wrong, so I can see her reacting like this if she likes Anon and thinks she did something to drive him away. She's very underrated as a yandere, in my opinion. I think AJ has the most yandered potential of the mane 6 after Fluttershy.
>>42879671>think AJ has the most yandered potential of the mane 6 after Fluttershy.thisIt's common knowledge in flutterrape that AJ is #2 when it comes to >raping anon
>>42879616IMO AJ is on point while Dash feels... weak? Lack of >attitude is kinda OOC for her
There is no such thing as a background mare.Because every mare will mean the world to her match.
You cannot escape
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>>42878395bookhorse on an ipad??
>>42879734NERDS!
