Spike has cute feet.
>>42945430>>42945937This Anon is the kind of guy to rub baby dragon poop all over his face and call it all-natural cologne.
>>42945937>Bringing in scatHow did you guess >>42945430's fetish?
>>42946055It wasn't really hard to figure out. I mean, a shit poster, shitting up a thread he isn't forced to interact with, having a shit fit that this thread is still going. The signs were all pretty much right there.
>>42945430>>42946025This Anon is the kind of guy who would eat the poop fresh from a dragon's ass and say it's hot chocolate.
Grounding Techniques EditionPrevious thread >>42792557IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42945459Don't project your gay fantasies on a hetero chad like Danny
>>42945983sorry luna, i can't help it.am i banned from equestria?
>>42946019You're off to Detroit!
>>42946201would rather do sudoku.i can only hope blue princess would be understanding and overlook my occassional lewd horse dreams.
>Hearts and Hooves Day card exchangeBack for another year!>The fuck is thisExpecting a lonely Valentine's Day? Want to feel closer to your waifu and/or make someone else's day? Just really like writing? Write a Hearts and Hooves letter to an Anon while pretending to be their special somepony and in turn receive such a letter yourself.>How does it workSign up on the form below and write a novel about your waifu, then sharpen your pens and fill your pencils while you wait for assignments. Once you have your assignment, write a nice romantic letter in character as their beloved. Send it off as early as possible to make sure it arrives before February 14th. You can add extra goodies, but it isn't required, the letter is what's important.More info in the FAQ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WdEPj2W0yxVk9rNAcoYC235WMJSNBm8nfaOEEPDcqV8>What's the timelineJanuary 7: Signups openJanuary 15: Signups closeJanuary 16-18: Assignments go outJanuary 19-31: Write your letters! That’s a whole ten days! You can do it!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42945420 blaze it>waifu's face when she has to come up with a romantic way of writing about shrinking, eating, and shitting (You) out
>>42946256I put how much I'm an ntrfag and want a mare to cheat on their partner for me
>>42946417 hereforgot to mention im a black trans woman and I want your hornest zebras for me only
>>42946420kys nigger u wish you were me>v not required
>>42946423>yikes sweetie you can't be impersonating independent black trans women you're literally hitlerCope.
Why are they so bratty?
resistance is futile, anon.
>>42945448Diamond Tiara is a bully because her mom is mean, what's Silver Spoon's excuse. Did we ever see her parents? I don't remember
>>42946082Her parents are always traveling for work. Kind of like Scootaloo's, but not nearly as bad. SS actually sees her parents sometimes, but they are somewhat snobby and aren't super warm with her. They have an older stallion butler that takes care of the house and property. SS bosses him around but isn't overly mean. That's my head canon anyway, I don't think her parents appear in the show.
>>42946082SilverSpoon isn't a bully because her parents are mean and strict. SilverSpoon is a bully because she is strict to her parents.
>>42946093They don't appear in the show because SilverSpoon asked them to stay at home.
There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareIt is a time of celebration between you and mareOld thread: >>42841164Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>/nmp/ has zero writefags and zero drawfags>/nmp/ is only active when an autist is having a melty, otherwise it's constantly on page 10 being bumpedDeadest thread on the board award
>>42946337>AIslop*vomit*
>>42946386>/nmp/ has zero writefagsThis nigger can't be arsed to check the thread. Literal tourst. >>42900947Try harder next time.
>>42946411No one reads that story
>>42946414Irrelevant. A writefag is a writefag.
>you are trixie
>>42943716finally Trixie can breathe though her snoot!
The Great and Powerful Trixie will join the Royal Guard to be the Strongest Guard of them all!
>>42945471Protect us, Trixie!
>>42946108Very chubby Trixie!
Maud
>>42946099Fraud
>>42946099Pie
>>42946099Bazinga
>Hey Sunset remember that big dumb jerk who keeps calling us “Poochie” and saying how much he hates us? I found him! I chased him down and I tied him up, then bonked him on the head. Hes unconscious right there. Now we can get revenge for all the cruel, terrible things he says or thinks about us! Whadda you say? It’ll be so much fun, we might even get an apology out of him.
They both take turns urinating on your face to assert dominance
>>42944437Obsessed
>>42945418The burger mention really came out of nowhere.
>>42944307>apology>apology rape
>>42945410Oh wowEvery post ever made about hating them was me btw
previous >>42743582ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The boys would blackmail and physically abuse the nerds.Which side to choose?
>>42945734I would love being softly bullied by them
>>42945150This if I am honest
>>42945731>>42945734The girls, only if I can bully the nerd sexually
>>42946156What this anon said
Sledding EditionWelcome to Safe Foal Work, a thread for wholesome discussion and appreciation of your favorite fillies and colts! We're into winter proper and there's tons of fun to be had. What winter activities would your favorite foal get up to?Previous Thread: >>42853440
>>42945856I still want the gift.
>>42945932Unfortunately it was specifically a Christmas gift so it will have to be discarded. Sorry!
What's the appropriate number of spring seasons a filly should've seen before they're allowed to have adventures in a hidden temple without supervision?
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #164, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶ MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJTSillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-Search or https://github.com/mia13165/SillyTavern-BotBrowserBunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5kCAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zipExpression packs: https://rentry.org/ChagExpressions!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶ How do I start?1) Select a FrontendComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42946238>by defaultok but why are you assuming I don't have show thinking enabledwhat deranged reason would someone have to pay for tokens but not actually want to see them?think prefill is broken because it gets stuck on closing the tag, not sure why though
or request thinking whatever it's called
>>42946200Gemini's thinking tokens are never sent to you. It only sends you the thinking summary and a thinking fingerprint (meant to be sent back with next call in conversation).I think there's an API endpoint for getting the real token count though.
The filter is so annoyingly inconsistent
>>42946381Which model?
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Horse-famous authors using AI!ITT: Barely literate anthro shit, all of us will laugh at you, keeping a dedicated hater in one's back pocket, the Queen of Spades, worshipping her as a fertility goddess, I'm really disappointed by the racist community, guns are older than potatoes, his mouth is already full, this story would be better if it was gay, subtle and profound existential comedy, canceling Celestiacare, Dash doesn't live in a cardboard box, sadfics that made me laugh, Dash is firmly on Celestia's teat, what the fuck even is that Twilight, there is no way in hell he is surviving yak sex, alicorn ascension for the sake of being durable enough for your spouse to fuck, unsatisfied with even this number of dicks, actually reading clop, how this entire board approaches women, passing, and downvoting an obscure shitfic!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and forty-eighth book is On a Cross and Arrow:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/755/on-a-cross-and-arrowIf (You) want to participate, read up to and including "Part 6: Through a Stitch in Time." by Sunday, January 4th and the whole book by Sunday, January 11th.Past bookclubs: https://ponepaste.org/11255>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42945455Philosopher-Kings couldn't literally control the sun and moon. The Princesses are more like Olympians. Except without all the arrogance and cruelty. still just as horny, though
>>42945707But are they as rapey?
>>42945798Nah. It's less "abducted and fucked by a bull/swan/whirlwind" and more "sugar baby used as stress relief for an overworked ruler". (eg.: Shining Armor)
>>42946159to be fair, all landlords deserve to be lynched.
I have seen some of y'all here. What has everypony been getting up to?
>>42945406>>42945461this isn't even a shill, just some normalfag who slipped through the cracks.At least a shill would've fucking gave relevant info to follow the con's activities.
Sunday morning bump
One more day, don't die yet
Are Canadian horsefags hornier for G%?
>>42945703>blatant shilling thread isn't shillinglol>connormie complaining about normalfagslmao
So I've been a fan of MLP for a while and I think of myself as a fairly big fan, but I'm not one of those people who walk around with a shirt of Rainbow Dash 24/7. This is a culmination of a few things over the pas few months so let's get on with it. I'm a guy in his late 30s who works(or worked) a regular boring 9-5 Job. On my work computer I had decided to set a picture of Applejack as my desktop background, I figured it was no big deal, nobody would see it anyway and it was certainly no different than the other guys in my office using pics of their favorite sports teams or their cheerleading squads. Anyway a few weeks after having no issues with it I got called in by my boss who essentially tells me it's weird and it makes people uncomfortable that I have a "tv show for little girls as a background" (how did he know about it?) but I acknowledge this, keep my head down and change it back to the standard default background.A few months later, it's take your child to work day. I bring my son in (he's more of a sports guy than me) and it's a good day. He talks with a couple of my co-workers (he's 10) about random sports stuff. My boss's daughter is 9 and she comes in wearing a Rainbow Dash shirt. As we were doing introductions, I told her I liked her shirt , something innocent the same way people go "those are some cool shoes" to a kid, nothing weird at all. After the day is done, my boss brings me into his office and confronts me about it, telling me again he thinks it's weird and to cut it out at work. I try to tell him it's no different than people pulling my son aside and talking about sports with him and stuff. But I oblige and for the next few months, didn't bring it up at all feeling now like my boss has it out for me.Which brings us to this past week. On Wednesday, some of my co-workers were talking about it and Brony culture. I tried to talk with them about it and I subsequently got mocked. It was a few guys against me which I thought was weird as I don't make fun of the stuff they like, but all the sudden it's cool to make fun of a tv show I like? Then on Thursday somebody (or somebodies?) had told some more people in the office about it and people started making little jabs in the hallway about liking shows for girls and stuff, I did nothing to bring this shit on, but they were letting me have it. Then yesterday my boss called me into his office, told me people were uncomfortable working with me (I do nothing but sit in my little hell-cube and do work all day, I hardly interact with anybody) and that they were going to have to let me go. WTF? Can they even fire me for that? I write this after contacting HR because I think that's bullshit. I did nothing at all and I get fired for talking about MLP.
You niggers are 10+ years too late for this shit.>Just then...>SUddenly!>A few months later..Yeah, reads totally organic like it really happened, dude.
Nice story, OP.Did your boyfriend write it for you?
>>42946372Either you were shit at your job and ponies were the nail in the coffin or you behaved and looked like a pedophile
>>42946385yeah, numget wrote it for me as I sucked his numget cock
>>42946380This. I bet OP will still screencap this to post it onto reddit or his twitter anyway for updoots.
Celebrating the new year!Last Th/ra/d: >>42819189A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCPack of every good solo Rarity pic (abandoned, but feel free to continue):July - November 2022Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42945229Perish the thought of me not saving her.
>>42938030still my favorite episode.
I wonder what my wife gets up to on all her business trips...
>>42930991I might add this one too, still taking any other recommendations btw:>>42928730>>42925237
