For her amusement Celestia has decreed that you are now her court jester. Every week you must make her laugh at least five times. Failing to do so and make her laugh, will result in you being fired out of a cannon on the Canterlot Castle ramparts for all to see.
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>>43153030>The royal throne room was flooded with nobles and guards alike. >Its was the start of the day.>Which means its time for court.>Which means before that, its time for Celestia's fool, Anon, to make her giggle.>Never hard to do.>Your existential dread is normally enough to make her laugh and nearly spit out her morning joe.>"And now!" The courtroom official states, "The royal fool!">From around the corner you walk in, half-assed dressed and tired as shit from partying with those damned bat-mares all night."Ugh, shut the FUCK up!">You walk out, scratching you shoulders and yawning.>Celestia is already giggling as she sees you.>The officials mutter to themselves as they normally do.>Judgemental faggots."Oh, what?? Just because I have a weird itch from last night and you don't somehow makes you better then me!?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43153637>Last time she laughed that hard she tried raping you that same night.that is pretty funny, she's kind of a kidder like that thobest princess for sure
>>43153637>Last time she laughed that hard she tried raping you that same night.And here I was gonna say this green sounds like it belongs in Kinderquestria, KEK
>>43152998>throws a bomb at the royal court
I miss her so muchAnd whem girl that I have a crush on say she's her fav EqG character it make it even worse
>>43150564I'm generally fond of AI, but this is wrong.
>It would appear that my superiority has led to some controversy, darling.
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>>43153750i wish they didn't cut it off when he puked
>>43153750>>43153754HE'S GONNA PUKE!!!
what if Sonataget was added as a piece in Qcardwars?
>>43154122>help!
1 in the nerdroom
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>>43154012that's ok i want to touch celestia instead and scratch her neck
>>43151643This is what happens if you touch the horse
>>43154518>BROTHER, I AM PINNED HERE
>>43154518so that's where one of the mares of diomedes went
>>43154518This would be kind of nice after the initial shock. Feeling the full power of the neck as the horse throws you.
>Are you eating lobster?! You do know my species are in the same clade as lobsters and shrimp right? Fool! You’re probably eating my cousin. No wonder the ponies banished you, being a sick monster is in your veins!
>>43151470No, no! Never! Seafood's not kosher!
>>43151484>She likes watching him do evil things, even if it's as simple as littering. It's her fetish.New headcanon
>>43151470Did you know that if you are allergic to shellfish that you could have an allergic reaction to grasshoppers, roaches, roly-polies, cicadas and crickets
Bug ponut
>>43153598Get in line, faggot. Do you know how many of us wanna fuck her too?
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>>43153745It probably works exactly like it's supposed to but i just don't know how it works yet. The two functions are called mask and clip. I'll do some practice tonight and see if i can figure out how they work
>>43153117the secret is taking real pictures of your hands and tracing them
Heartbroken anonfilly
>>43154579she needs a hug
>>43154579I'm going to hug her until she stops crying and nobody can stop me
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>>43153157anondash if he was awesome
>>43154105idk pre-hack i think
>>43154036I imagine it would make Applebloom just a bit more cautious about how she and the rest of the crusaders go about trying to set up Big Mac and Cheerilee. She might think if she messes it up she'll end up having to start also dragging him home after he runs off with another mare he just me
>>43154040Retards took over. They need to leave.
>>43153615>DashAnon and Starlight talking>Starlight gives Anon a friendly hoofbump on the shoulder>Right where the stump of the broken DashAnon missing leg was>Twilight has to hold herself back from tackling Starlight
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Someone please do this but with pinkie somehow
Ponify this with Fluttershy giving nice gardening tips
Requesting Sunset Shimmer as a donkey, trying to give a friend psychic damage.
>>43153562Draw Dyx robbing a bank while Nyx is working there.
>>43153436exactly
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>>43152378“Listen, Sunburst… I'm sorry for bringing a stranger to your house all of the sudden”>You are indeed sorry, but Sunburst doesn't seems too worried and lets out a small giggle>”Don't worry, Starlight, I'm already used to being in Trixie's company, despite her attitude”>”Trixie heard that!”“I'm talking about Kai, Sunburst”>The orange horse chuckled again while adjusting his glasses>”You did what everypony would do in your place: helping those who are in need”>Sunburst’s words feel calming and reassuring“You are right… Thank you. Just let me check he's alright and then we can start having fun”>Trixie is close to you >Maybe a bit too close>Even the cat you had as a kid back at home had more respect for your personal space than her>You don’t say anything, you just try to get used to sitting as a horse instead of as a humanComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43153909>”You know… I never saw a wagon like yours. Did you build it yourself?”>Huh?“What wagon?”>”The white one, where we found it”>Bloody hell!“MY VAN!”>”Where is it?! I must find it!”>And now, without thinking, you were running away once more>”He's escaping again!”>That's the last thing you hear from Trixie before crossing the door at full speed>Your conversation with Sunburst gets interrupted by Trixie's yelling>You quickly go back to the dining room only to find the door wide open with Trixie pointing at it>Kai is now vanishing quickly in the horizon Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154528>You again use teleportation with Trixie to stop Kai>And once again, Kai trips on her, falling on the grass>The impact makes Trixie roll in the direction of Kai>”STOP USING TRIXIE AS A SPEED BUMP!”, you can hear coming loud and clear from the grass>You approach the duo as soon as possible, feeling guilty for using such a harsh approach “I'm so sorry! Are you okay?!”>Trixie and Kai let out a grunt and try to stand up on their own>Trixie looks a bit dizzy but in one piece>”This weekend is not fun at all!”>Kai catches your attention>He has trouble standing up“Are… are you okay?”>”Well, does this look infected?”>Kai shows you a cut on the left hind legComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>43153726>>43154021Exactly my point, this has been on the site for a year today
>>43154021Do you ever wonder if Shimmy misses being a cute pony with a rubbable belly? Or does she prefer a human female body with powers of its own?
>>43154099She's a few steps away from becoming a pony anytime she wants. She's got the best of both worlds
Just think, somewhere there's a portal that leads to Equestria, and on the other side is your pony self, living their life, experiencing the magic of friendship every day, constantly surrounded by cute mares.
>>43154577God I hope my pony self is getting it in
Previous Thread (#143) >>43019151https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43019151Fun is mandatory.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43153770>They just see topping as emotional labor and have a kind of aristocratic disdain for it.And that could happen even among the lesbians, who wouldnt want to be seen as the "piston" in the relationship.
>>43152312Hmm, so like it would wait a while before triggering, so that she would not know when the effect would happen and the anticipation would build up at her. maybe thought that seems more focused on discomfort then training.Though I do like the glowing tally thing as a way to track how disobedient she is. Also yes her owners cock should always be a whitelisted item, in fact it should be the item that gives her the most comfort and pleasure.You could also try and give her ocd, compulsions, where the mare is like it’s a really minor thing so I better do it, in case something silly happens.Maybe even force OCD onto Cozy Glow, to make sure she learns her place, and then her strategic mind can be used to torture her.
>>43153952>thought that seems more focused on discomfort then trainingI like a resigned attitude so thats kind of the objective in this. The alternative is not meant to bring comfort, but a lesser discomfort. She wouldnt be sucking that cock with a happy face but an angry or resigned look, cause that taste will probably linger for some time before the default awful one comes back. >OCD onto Cozy Glow, to make sure she learns her placeFeels like something Twilight would have come with. I cant think of a complex strategic one, but what about something demeaning and fitting for her height, such as a hoof cleaning obsession ?
>>43153770What if the setting had that typical lack of stallions problem, and mare servants sometimes had that unfortunate role forced onto them ?Someone of a dignified status >>43153568 who had a bad stroke of luck in life and ended up being the strapon wielder to a lonely mistress who makes her servant sweat her heart out from all the beast like actions she makes her do behind doors.
I tried doing a nun color edit of that Ember image.
Last Thread>>43046573Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154370now that's just silly
>>43154289Fair enoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/t7f0n5.png
>>43154464DT and SS being best friends would want their babies fathered by the same anon so they would be half-siblings.
>>43154481I suppose that’s a fair point.https://files.catbox.moe/i0eq3b.png
>>43154481aw
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>>43146385i think the mvm gamemode is somewhat bugged. im trying to play but for some reason there are a bunch of bots that end up joining red and slowing the game down, and also on some maps the map doesnt appear to be reset properly so some robots from the previous waves still appear and lug the bomb around
>>43154083>i think
>>43154083fixed
I elect using this image to be truly anonymous today
>>43154549>derpi colorsno.
Trixie Thread, Trix your Trixies here.
>>43154534Bless you for at least having a list, my ideas fall out of my head never to be seen again.
>>43154534Ideas I will add to MY list of greens to create but WILL get done. Fuck you, I can do it.
>>43154554I look forward to it! The world needs more greens, bless you in advance.
>>43154554I hope it's a wholesome one, anon. It's not every day Trixie gets some voluntary help.
Now that this thread is over I can finally say: more like dumsie lmfao
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>>43154434>How much money will it cost to fix it and will it be fixed in time for the next Mare episode?How the fuck are we supposed to know that bitch
>>43154268And yet you're unable to explain what i said or did wrong, because i didn't say or do anything wrong.
>>43154469You're saying there isn't even a single tech person here who could help out with my situation?
Remember to not respond to the tr*pfag menace
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