Too soon editionOld: >>144693346
doyers
Kiss my R'z
>>144699977>Ohtani >not particularly fast >can't throw well>not good at any defensive positions.
gametime soom
>>144699955He'll play in all 3 games. There's a couple more milestones and another record he has a shot at. The Dodgers are also playing for the number one overall seed.
>>144699996Stop giving him attention
>>144700021>the number one overall seedI'm new, why is this important?
>>144700028based
>>144700030Fewer games retard
>>144700030Home field advantage throughout postseason
Which players deserve overall seed?
>>144700035My mistake
>>144700040Fernando Tatis Jr for breaking ground and giving us the first openly gay player in baseball.
>>144700053James Shields?
>>144700053Nah Jose Siri with his hair and dangly earring is by far the zestiest
Biakabatuka can't throw lmao
>>144700021nocope :^)
I feel bad for the A's fans but man I sure do find it weird that, for no reason at all, all three of Oakland's major sports teams left in the span of 5 years.
>>144700096What else do you feel about stuff?
>>144700035>skip the ALWC>lose in ALDSyep, doyers will play fewer games since they'll lose in 4 instead of winning a 5 game series first
>>144700110>AL>dodgers
If the World Series actually comes down to Yankees vs Dodgers, which team will /mlb/ support?
>>144700123You have to stop replying to bait, Mel
>>144700124A meteor to strike the stadium, killing everyone.
>>144700124maybe one of their planes will crash
>>144700124
Where did all those lifelong Mariner fans since June of 2024 disappear to all of a sudden?
Friendly reminder if the Trashtros played in any other division they'd be 5 games back at a minimum. They'd also be on the outside looking in for a wildcard spot if they were still in the NL.
>>144700123>no counter>hurr he said ALIAYC :^)
>>144700140>>144700142>>144700148I understand the sentiment but we all know you'll be here shitposting like madmen in the WS stickies regardless of the matchup.
>>144700162and yet, the mariners and rangers couldn't win despite bragging in June...weird
Mega goober REPORT
>>144700162Reminder the Gayriners had a comfortable 10 game lead while the Lastros were well below .500.
>>144700160They evolved into lifelong Tigers. Later they'll devolve into weebs or spam 27 RANGZ.
>>144700173easier said than done when you're stuck in a division with known cheaters
>>144700165I will have to root against the doyers above all else
>>144700124The dodgers of course>>144700140>>144700142>>144700148aren't you all so special
I'm gay go tigers
>>144700165well yea... duh>>144700193well yea... duh
>>144700190bro, that was 1989, time to get over the Oakland A's moneyball scheme
>>144700193Damn this dude is legitty butthurted lmao
>>144700162>any other divisionNot the AL central
>>144700208look again rock
are tigers playing a bullpen game
We need a real nu
>fan grabs the fair ball>auto doublelmao
*sniffles*time for phillies baybawl... only 3 games left in the season bros. it's been so much fun.
>>144700124They'll do what /sp/ does for all stickies: spam and shitpost and laugh at whichever team is losing. If the score is flipped they will flip also
Jenny craves nu tho
>Tigers need fucking umpball to beat the worst team in modern baseball historyYour team is doomed
Friendly reminder Manfred made the call after last year's shit world seriesThe 2024 World Series will be Dodgers vs Yankees and you will be happy
>if team X was in division Y, but had the same record as they have now, despite playing a different subset of games, they would be in position Z instead of position Alpha
where is nu?
>>144700223>only 3 games left
>>144700124If that really is the WS then I'll turn into the number one enemy of all sticky threads: an arrowposter
>>144700238Manfrauds been rigging for them this whole run. He saw all the money the NFL was getting from the lions
nuspie???? where is nu?
>>144700256>tfw the aussie arrowposter was in the padres dodgers gamethreads
Nuspie report
>>144700124Would be really funny to see the Yankees do what they've done all year - repeatedly throw at batters - and end up injuring Ohtani in front of Dodger fans.
we need nu
spammer is back from xis 3 day and wants another apparently. glutton for punishment?
NU IN A FEW!!!!/mlb/ general - TRASH MASCOTS Edition
hou aboard!>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282
>shittiest w/l record for a division leader despite playing the shittiest division would x. y. z and lgbtq have a better record with a tougher scheduleholy cope
god i wish i was in detroit rn. eat some lafayette coney dogs before the game, drink 10 beers at the park, then go to bouzoukis titty club after the ridge clinch a postseason berth
We need /mlb/ general - TRASH MASCOTS Edition now more than ever
>>144700284I'm gonna post here.
>>144700200IKTF, Go Braves
Yankees are the best team.
>>144700270That might actually cause a riot
>>144700284i am going to post here
>>144700124Yankgers fucks ya.
tell me they're cheating without saying they're cheating
>>144700284I'm going that way!
>>144700284>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282nu in a few
>>144700311imagine the gigantic seethe if this ends up happening. not likely but it would be funny seeing /mlb/ frothing at the mouth.
I have discovered the most cringekino world series still possible at this point
>>144700285>too afraid to link replynice cope
for what purpose are idiots spamming new threads?
>>144700351>same colorssoulless
>>144700342>paints himself as the heroyikes
/mlb/ needs a hero
>>144700369>>144700282this is the thread
>>144700351
some of you need to grow up
>>144700342I'm dying for this to happen. Manfred wills it.
>>144700385no it’s not
More like Jordan B Sneederson.
>>144700284>>144700282nu in a few!
>>144700376>>144700372>>144700369>>144700368>>144700351>>144700398>>144700400>>144700403we're o'er here!check this one out! >>144700282
>>144700400dude shut up
>>144700383I'm thinking about suduko if that helps
>>144700396what baseball team would Jordan B. Peterson be a fan of?https://youtu.be/s-cKUkxxheU?si=fW8Jhah3XohrKLzB
rule 1: be gay
rule 2: dont be not gay
>>144700369>>144700282
rule 3: if you see a dick, suck it. thats your logos
>>144700396>"grow up" spouting faggot is also shilling a grifter bookmakes sense
>>144700456>>144700282
Are the mods asleep or something
>>144700456rule 4: wash your penis. YESTERDAY
>>144700463I'll stay in the Christian thread, thank (((You)))
well ranger isn't starting in the 1st round
My Jays' final series of the regular season starts soon, good luck Fish.
>>144700466>peak
>Are the mods asleep or something
this is the world series script thanks to chatgpt
riley greene wins the heart and hustle award for the tigers. i like it. him and skubs are lead the tigs to a dynasty
>>144700396he's just another agent for Israel also fuck the mest
>>144700480>share a look of complicity>Doyers facing the Cards5/10 for somewhat believable dialogue
mods = gods
>>144700480>twins and cardinals in the LCSuh oh mets and tigers, the cheating allegations are coming out
>>144700474cairg krimbel lol
head on over that way!>>144700282
>>144700480>tins in the postseasonLOL and i thought these computers were supposed to be smart. their more stupider than me haha
>>144700480fake and gay. marmol wouldnt storm the field, he would stare blankly from the dugout
>>144700508>>144700510>>144700514>>144700516>>144700532>>144700536you're missing out on the fun!>>144700282
>>144700546I'll only say this once. Kill yourself
>>144700553check this one out! >>144700282
MIGRATE>>144700282>>144700282>>144700282
DOGGIES
>look at the other thread>all the posts are about it being the thread>look back at this thread>all the posts are telling me to look at the other threadwhat are you trying to accomplish here?
>>144700552>'new-wave'>not 'nu-wave'
>>144700565what the fuck is your problem
>>144700575>>144700570>>144700569>>144700568nu in a few >>144700282
for me, it's>>144700282
I'm scared
>>144700575Hey, show some respect. we're over here! >>144700282
Game on and good luck Injuns>sweaty king on for his last start of the seasonLooks like we are playing our starters only for half a game again today
Let’s watch my Yankees punt lineup lose to the Pirates here in this thread together.
>>144700502
>>144700606>>144700609>>144700611we're over here! >>144700282
>>144700569welcome to modern /sp/, enjoy your stay!
Dang it Berrios
>>144700616Houspie. Down. Sit!
>>144700624>>144700629/mlb/ is that way >>144700282
>>144700624I'm sorry ohtani, we have let you down :(
>all these posts referencing the thread
>>144700569It's ERG making fun of houspie because he defeated him in the great banny wars of 2019-2020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBKqPDbhcw
>>144700646fuck off and kindly keep yourself safe
>>144700282Where do I post
>>144700638return back to gamethreads honkey and ye shall be redeemed.
It's already over
>hurry up and beat the white sox and come to bed
>>144700663I will make you proud sir
reminder: doyers and yankees won't try in any remaining games, they're too worried about losing in the playoffs and don't want any injuriesIf Ohtranny and Fudge[packer] start, they will be benched after their first at bat (strike out)
>>144700676today is a bullpen game for the doyers since they need to give yamamoto 6 days rest
>>144700681what does that even mean? every game is a bullpen game for them, they have 90 pitchers on the IL
>>144700676yanks need to try at least a little bit if they want to win the al but they probably won’t still
>first hitter of the game>overturnedUmpcucks btfoed
>>144700690they don't have a starting pitcher today
>>144700624this + tastykake=win
Feeling good, just one win against Dbacks and we clinch the 4th spot. Hoping some batting practice against these Sneks.
>>144700695you have a very loose definition of "starting pitcher"
>>144700707>yamamoto>flaherty>knack>buehlerwho else could start? kershaw is injured, gonsolin is rehabbing, etc
if tigods deliver the white sox>their 121st loss (most losses in modern era)>and 122 loss (lowest winning percentage in modern era)then they are destined for the 'seriesto play the former record holder NY Mets
>>144700707Rev up that postseason cope
>>144700723is this irony?
Stros up 1-0 already
>>144700030wild card byenlds home field advantagenlcs home field advantage no matter what
>>144700692if they were trying, why isn't Judge playing?
>>144700707It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144700748>>144700282
>>144700734Ready for some Astros vs Padres WS? We were supposed to meet up at 2022!
just take ranger out ffs
gnu when
looking for nu
>>144700752You know it champ, kino is on the menu this postseason
>astros lost yordong to a dumb slide base steal in a pointless angels game when they just walked tucker on the very next pitch anyway making the whole thing extra pointless.WAS IT WORTH IT BIG MAN?
/nu/ doesn't want nu
tf are the phillthies doing?
>>144700776today I will remind them
>>144700741They’re not, I just wish they were.
>>144700807oldcum here, i don't remember this
>>144700786>base stealit was a double, but good job
OCTOBER BASEBALL SOON
>>144700812>>144700813kek nice.
>>144700804ranger is struggling really badly42 pitch first inning >>144700807I, and other fans, knew if he got hurt it was over. he got hurt.
Jazz fast asl frfr on god
In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
>>144700828>i and other fans knew...
Verdugo is so ass
verdugo sucks assfire cashman
>>144700828I'd pull him. letting a guy redline is dangerous.
>>144700856I wish Dominguez hadn’t made so many errors in left field so there wouldn’t be this retarded ass debate about who should be on the playoff roster.
>>144700870where was he mostly playing in the minors?
Hey /mlb/! /vt/ is October ready! BAU BAU!
>>144700849I don't think he's played a full season in the majors since becoming a starter
>>144700828>he got hurt.yeah, he got smoked
>>144699966Yankees
>>144700882>>144700553
>>144700881they had him playing CF in the minors because they are retardsfire boone
Jose Ramirez just got 40-40 and yet mlb is quiet
what's up with cleavland's helmets is it supposed to look like a japanese man with panties on his head?
>>144700897Instead of saying fire Boone why don't you say who they should hire? That's actually productive.
>>144700897you think he'll settle in at LF eventually? tbf, most teams would probably try to crowbar a toolsey guy with speed in CF until he proves he can't handle it.
>>144700913you were the first to post about it sooo why post it like that, I'm watching the white sox make history (I hope)
>tigays
TTBDNS
>>144700922I think he’ll be fine with more time
>>144700896>He mad that Vtubers have infested his Baseball
>>144700938Magnum PI is kino
>>144700936he's at 38 hr>>144700913made me look faggot. almost rooting against him now because of (you)
>>144700921>who they should hire?anybody who isnt boone
>>144700938give me your home
>>144700941
>>144700972As long as Cashman is there whoever they hire to replace him will just be someone similar to him unfortunately.
>philthies
>stephen nelson>eric karros
I believe in a miracle Mariners turnaround, they can sweep the A's and I believe the Royals will shit the bed!
>>144701021they both need to get canned if they lose soto this offseason.
Who we supporting in this Guardians Astros match up considering this will be the exact same series played in a couple weeks for the ALDS.
>>144701030radio it is then
>>144701061Guardians of course
I’m only gonna say this once.It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144700938Magnum! Did you knock the Twins out of the Wildcard?! Handover the keys to the ferrari!
I feel like we're pretty much guaranteed a Dodgers Padres NLDS due to the Mets and Braves getting fucked over.
>>144701074Guardians are my AL team now but only started this season so don't know much about them. NL is cubbies so hopefully they can break the dry spell success in the same way.
>>144701100I didn't hear no bell
>>144701094Roger Mosley(TC) died a couple years ago in a car crash. made me sad.
Based, we’re gonna have good at-bats, we’re gonna put the ball in play, you know, and, we’re gonna have competitive at-bats, and, you know, we’re gonna compete.
>>144701100how'd the Braves get fucked over?
I'm more surprised the White Sox have managed to hold off beating the record
>>144701133(_))===========)
>>144701130I only have paper and a pen, can you repeat it slowly so I can get it all down?
>2nd call of the night for 2B umpire>2nd call challenged>2nd call overturnedKEK umpies in shambles
>>144701171>on the three month anniversary he’s still with us bros :*)
2-0
CAM ON SOX SCOR SOM FACKIN RUNS
121 losses kek
>>1447012232-1
YOU CANNNNNNN PUTTTT ITTTT ONNN THEEE BOARRRRDDDDDD YES
what the fuck is a starter? there’s skubal then everyone else
why isn't coffee marketed as a diarrhetic?
god i want riley greene inside me
Anyways, about our mettiejetties
I need to be railed hard
>>144701287It is it also boosts Testosterone im Whites and increases estrogen Production in Asians.
>>144701250
>>144701295riley greene AND parker meadows
>>144701318>>144701318doyers rockies gamebread
>>144701331>thread with only doyerpacosamasno thanks
soxinals
It’s gonna be a New York Groove kinda night
Advertising/winning season tickets for the White Sox has to be a humiliation ritual
let's go mets
>>144701319my favorite memory of watching the sopranos was the anticipation of seeing his death
Anime app newbitches
>>144701331is sailormoon newfag in there??
LET'S GO METS
>>144701393Why do you ask?
>>144701393Yes
>>144701357no doubt about it
>>144701350I'll keep you company over here
Yep, that’s a bootyblasting
Horwitz!
Lindor up to bat
Brewers city connects are underrated
>>144701457Drew the walk, it was a very competitive at-bat.
ready for the 7th inning stretch boys
>>144701100>Implying the Poops can beat the Sneks at home
did anyone watch the a's/rangers game yesterday on bally sports southwest? im curious if the announcers were talking shit about john fischer the entire time
>>144701503have you seen how shit the diamondbacks have been playing lately?
>>144701487>Brewers city connectsOnly if youre a le craft beer homo. Imagine if there was a weed lmao team.
teo
Clase just overran the ball and face planted on the ground
>>144701511Dallas and that lady? no and Dallas was kind of a cuck about the people throwing shit and the guy running on the field. The post game guys were much more honest.
>>144701531no i said the rangers broadcast not the a's broadcast
>>144701524>tloseswebm? watching mets and also tigers rn
Massive Brewer tits behind home plate
>>144701542oh my b, didn't know the difference>>144701551Milwaukee 7s?
>>144701545It's a different Clase, this guy is a rookie centerfielder
What happened to the Phillies? They're getting demolished
>>144701551she goes by frontrow amy
>3-0 pitch>weak grounder to shortI hate you so much Pete Alonso.
Upon closer inspection, they are most certainly bolted on.
>>144701571She told me it was backdoor Amy?
>Manaea ump kill on the first pitchBASED
I’m certain I’m the gayest one here
>>144701628Your team on a mission
Stros up 3-0 on a lazy grounder RBI from King Tuck
RILEY GREENE THROAT ME
>>144701628go braves!
>>144701567Philadelphia FAGGOTS
I hope Blackmon has some good final games but still want us to win to have home field advantage through the entire playoffs.
>>144701650kek. I wish Brasier would have just plunked him in the ribs with the first pitch
thats for the Vientos call ya jerk
>>144701650>lone samurai faces poo-colored rabbleWas Profar staring him down here?
vada pinson deez nuts
Philly lost their rizz
>trying not to be mad at this ump rn
>>144701708>Marsh>rizz
Hahahaha... Tins.
>>144701701Ohtani basically walked up to the box the second he saw the Dodgers challenge the triple play, so the Padres were all celebrating/watching the umps off frame on the right of this exchange
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS! LET'S GO DODGERS! FUCK THE PADRES!
>>144701738go to your containment thread
Manaea needs to make a pitch here
My sweaty king is pitching a gem tonight vs the injuns
>Tins>In an elimination game>against an AL East teamIt was always over.
My wife’s son is upset about the Phillies
>>144701770lmao mets
I’m going to bed, GN guys!
tiggies want it
it's fucking over
lol metties
O’Tani the Dublin Dinger Deliverer
Hoskins grand slam means Mets will miss playoffs and spend another year of crying
Braves bros we did it
>>144701826I’m just kidding. Why couldn’t Mannea just trust his stuff earlier on in the inning
mets lose
CARATINI BOMBthat bounced off the top of the wall kek
>mest
Meet the Mets? Don’t shake their hands, real niggas know
>>144701846https://youtu.be/Jfz7gW2Wf3I?si=KkZBSznQeV0NVGoJMEET THE METS~ MEET THE METS~STEP RIGHT UP AND GREET THE METS~
>MestYour old friend Rhys Hoskins comes to gape you once again
I thought the cleveland's were supposed to be good?
Rhys Hoskins little brother is named Beans
>>144701855LETS FUCKING GO IMA SUCK YO DICK NIGGA GO BRAVES
>>144701853
i'll give them until the 6th to make it at least a one run game, otherwise i'm declaring the season over
Another night with the heated watermelon with a hole in it
>>144701883there are no good teams in MLB
>>144701883Just lulling them into false sense ofsecurity before they meet again in DS.
DEZENZO BACK-TO-BACK HR5-0 STROS
>>144701900need a wing man?
Isn't the Brewers' pitching kinda sussy?
Are Americans made of rice paper? Why do the bleachers completely empty in a light drizzle.
First comment I see on the Mets subreddit is>I hope everyone on this team commits mass suicide
>>144701920yes but the Mets are a house of cards
Ohtani just topped Ichiro for most stolen bases in a season by a Japanese player
>>144701926which game are you referring to? >>144701567looks like they've checked out for the regular season.great sign you bums
I think my mets might be retarded
now is the time to statpad. just don't get hurt.
>>144701942Astros/Guards.
>>144701943boohoo bitch go braves!
>>144701932I don’t even lurk the Mets subreddit you fuckin nerd lmao
>>144701958>Gay brave
this is what it looks like when manfred fucks your team over because he cannot allow teams that aren't the yankees or dodgers to reach the world series
>>144701952oh weird, idk I thought the cleveland crowds were big lately
>>144701919Yeah. What am I supposed to do? Go the nightclubs by myself
Manfred owns you losers
Time to R A L L Y
Ohtani owns Manfred
What did the Mets do after 86 to piss off the baseball gods?
metsfags is this it? how did we win all those games?
I'm starting to believe the naysayers who are noticing how many steal records and people achieving high steal counts have happened since they increased the size of the bases. I feel like it is a bit of a cheap stat now
My Mets used to play defense…
>>144701996They have but apparently people don't like getting wet on a Friday evening.
>>144702013WE CAN STILL DO IT! =3
kek mets had a mini vacation for their anxieties to marinate for this
>>144702013This is the last team I expected the fanbase to be generating tranime images for.
>>144702077100+ loss seasons will do that to a nigga.
>>144702077speaking of, you need to return to your roots of mass replying to the filth. your service has been greatly missed.
Tiggas heading to the postseason!
GKR is the single best broadcast booth in all of the MLB.
WITNESSED
TIGERS
>Its ova
What you get for being so try hard Brewers.
Shitcago officially has the shittiest baseball team of all time
long have i waitedwe back baby
KWAB SOX SISTERS...
>white sux
ayyyy yo ma tiggas where we at
>first Tigers postseason in 10 yearsCongrats DetroitMeanwhile doyers are doing batting practice in Denver
good, fuck the brewersif they're going to play the mets like this is a game that matters to them, they deserve to get hurtjust spend the rest of this game hitting all of their batters in the head 98 mph
Nice infrastructure Brewers
>chisuxHISTORY MADE
Detroit bros we are so back.Shitcago btfo.
Do you guys know what rhymes with tigers
ANIME APP NEWBITCHES
>>144702127i remember the game where this guy had a huge fucking zit with a bandaid over it and the other team said it was distracting so they made him take it off. fucking savage, lol
GO MAX FRIIIIIEEEED(you are a dodger next year)
i hope tiggers have a meme magic run into the playoffs
>>144702159AA better re-sign this nigga
>>144702155to be fair that bandage was fucking MASSIVE. still beat the yankees though, which makes it even funnier.fuck i miss those early 2010s
>>144702169I really want it but Fried is a union rep so he'll take the biggest offer just because it raises the average salary so I'm already resigning myself to it
tigers! we’re all having jet’s pizza to celebrate
>>144702142>why won't you just let my team win? :(Jesus what a fucking bitch
WE DID IT
>>144702159He's been projected to be a dodger for years and it's definitely coming true, but AA should really just fucking pay him if only to reach the young and up and comers. He's got a chance to maddux a fuckin playoff team here and it could be his last game as a braves player
Sox bros...its happening again..
>>144702142B8, good b8. but b8.
This ump is ass
>>144702202my ass is ass
this win goes out to nohs, mila kunis and KUABmiss u boys, time to party
>Tigers gave White Sox lose 1>Tigers gave White Sox lose 100>Tigers gave White Sox lose 121>Tigers celebrating like they Won the Fucking PenantKINO KINO KINO
>>144702159>implying he's not going back to his hometown team
the sux did it
>39-121wew
>>144702098I think you have the wrong bong.
>>144701932>>144702142considering I've come to realize the mets fanbase is just an entire ecosystem of frank the tanks, those fuckers deserve every second of this
>>144702220>lose
this tigers player is gayi'm not judging but that's a fact
MARKFUCKINGVIENTOS
Mark Vientos you are the only player on this team worth a dick I can’t wait till your the first baseman and Pete’s shitting it up in Anaheim
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
All the AL Central teams except Cleveland are frauds with inflated records thanks to playing the worst team ever in the MLB. I'm pretty sure they're all under .500 if you exclude games against the White Sox.
>>144702239You need to be more specific
Tigers are gonna devour the Trashtros
Fucking Ozuna just stole third and took home and the bad throw lol wtf
>>144702254Cleveland is a Super Fraud.
>>144702230he used to mass reply anime posta telling them to kys for several years at least.
Marcel fucking Ozuna just stole a base and scored on a throwing error, what in the fucking fuck?
>Ozuna from da braves goes for a steal>catcher spills his spaghetti and turns it into a free run>roykeks
Uhhhh Ozuna from da based?
post yfw you're not a sux fan
>Third baseman is the only guy who shows up to work in late SeptemberReminds me of that tragedy…
TIGERS VS PADRES WS REMATCHTIGERS VS PADRES WS REMATCHTIGERS VS PADRES WS REMATCHDING AND STEAL, UNTIL IT IS DONE.
About fucking time, thank you Tigers Useless fucking angels
OZUNA JUST STOLE HOME LMAO
DFA JUDGE
>>144702281:(
>>144702178I know thats the sentiment. But we'll have strider, sale, schwelly, lopez, then a black hole. Another year of trying the odd minor leaguer for the 5 spot would be a real buzzkill. Notice the pause in spending the last 2 seasons. Maybe its been for Fried because he's that important to keep this run going.
Uhoh here comes s.paghetti on the mound for asstros>>144702269Same sentiment, less commitment to the bit.
>>144702290Tigers are celebrating with Champagne like they won the Penant. Fitting for the amount of history made.
damn fried is elite
>>1447022902025 angels tigers ALCS
>>144702335how does ur trash team let Ozuna steal AND SCORE???
>>144702296That’s not what stealing home looks like retard
>>144702254Twins are 12-1 against the White Sox. Without that they would be 70-76 instead of 82-77. Tigers are 10-1 against the White Sox. Without that they would be 76-73 instead of 86-74.Royals are 12-1 against the White Sox. Without that they would be 73-73 instead of 85-74. Guardians are 8-5 against the White Sox. Without that they would be 84-62 instead of 92-67.
>reds cubs>Game Time: 1:48that's a quick game
>>144702354it technically was bitch shut the fuck up I'll keel u
>>144702349by throwing the ball into left field
The stinky cavemen are losing to the Washington baseball eagles
WHAT IS UP MY TIGGERS
>>144702359u mad bitch?
Melanie Newman MUCHO SEXO
>>144702362He wasn't gonna be out on the steal even if target LMAO
>>144702375no, just bored. kinda wanted to see if he was rightjust posting it as fact>>144702377proofs?
>>144702367>Brandon Marsh the Darsh!kek you saved this
>>144702361it technically wasn't zoomer
>>144702367I miss Washington baseball eagles poster
>mestjeebus
>>144702360for you
>>144702380your mexican bro chill
this mlb big inning thing isn't bad
>MESTkek
In the event that Tommy Pham and Marcell Ozuna have sex, I’m pretty sure Pham would be the bottom
GO BREWERSGO PADRES
>>144702421it's fucking great, they had it on the other night when all the clinches happened. they really need to develop it more into something better though. they need a host who can keep the narratives of what's happening in real time like Scott Hanson can for redzone
>roylelstoo bad fried couldn't seal the deal himself though
gg barves let's go o's
>Pete Alonso will not be on my team next yearI dare to ask you: who has it better than me?
>>144702467Watch your fucking mouth. That's brave daddy to you, future WC round eliminated team.
Royals choked so hard down the stretch and are still going to get the wildcard because the Twins choked even harder
>de gay
>>144702486also because the Mariners choked the hardest of all
>>144702320If that was the case they'd have done it last year before pitching contracts got any worse
The Brewers are faggots
A little disrespectful for the Tigers to celebrate that much just cause they gave the Sox the 121'st win. Act like you've been there before you know?
Ramon de Jesus is shit
>>144702486Watching the Braves play both teams, I can confidently say that the Twins are better and it's just their injuries that fucked them up. They did not choke. You are not a playoff team. Go die, kid.
>>144702359Take 7 wins away from the Mariners.Take 6 wins away from the Red Sox.Take 5 wins away from the Rays.
>winky butt
>>144702486the AL is literally entirely Frauds
how shitter shattered will the mestschlomos be when they miss the playoffs?
So will people keep pretending they're still the "model franchise" they "were" 10 years ago?Get fucked you OC fags, you deserve everything these past 10 years
Made me really sad genuinely to see fried walk off knowing he won't be out guy anymore. I'm not gonna cry or something but, I did feel sad about it
JD Martinez owes me a home run
>>144702546who exactly is pretending that?
>Thinks he’s too good for a 157 million dollars>Has one of the worst walk years ever for a free agent right after every team has gotten wise to Boras’s bullshitFuck off loser. You can win as many WS rings as you want on the Astros and I wouldn’t miss a wink of sleep cause I never have to see you strike out on sliders thrown at your feet.
>>144702548Scwellenbach looks like he could be the new guy, that kid's special.
>>144702554>B b b b b….but… he was so important to this organization!
>>144702554someone told me he has crippling anxiety- does this lighten the load at all?
Bro Fuck de Jesus
I kahn’t breathe
SHAMEFUL DISPLAY
>>144702540They're used to it by now. They'll disappear like the guy who used to avatarpost with Misaki
You can kill the man but not the idea
>>144702593I will never leave
You had one job. I do not like the mest.
>>144702618yes, you do.
Probably not a strike but get fucked Mest
>>144702546Are these "people" in the room with us right now you schizo?
>>144702554Surely there have been worse free agent years than a 125 wRC+ season.
FUCK HIM UP MEMDY
Yeah this ump is Angel Hernandez 2.0
Get the fuck out of my face Francisco
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. KILL HIM CARLOS!!!
COME ON UMP
I would break this ump’s jaw with a bat
>>144702640125+ wrc with negative defense and baserunning not to mention a notorious statpadder that did not show up at all in the clutch down the stretch
LOLMAOOOOOO
so much sexual tension with that ump
>>144702468i'm not sure about better, but at least 28 other teams have it as good
>>144702640>125 wRC+ soh wow that's amazing, or damn that sucks
https://x.com/NjTank99/status/1839841098484572257
>>144702629I do not like the mest because they exist in the same general area as my Yankees. I hate the mest so God damn much. I thought the White Sox were bros. 2000. Holy shit do I hate the mest.
do NOT lewd the umpies...
>>1447026924-0
>>144702707>>144702707>>144702707
>>144702718
>>144702698REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144702724Actually I love you nvm
>>144702668Still no where near the worst free agent year, or even a bad year at all. Even this year there was Jose Abreu who played so bad in his free agent year that he got booted off of his team. You're being a drama queen.
>>144702569Yeah he is but Max is absurd when he's on
>>144702692>Reinsdorf was born to a Jewish family in Brooklyn, New York. He attended Erasmus Hall High School in Brooklyn, and is the son of a sewing machine salesman. Reinsdorf was in the stands the day Jackie Robinson debuted for the Brooklyn Dodgers, "breaking the color barrier" as the first black player permitted by white ownership.Reinsdorf isnt a fan of the Yankees cause he grew up a Dodgers fan.
>>144702629Based FF8 enjoyer
>Hader
