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Official Schedule
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule

Ski breakdancing aussie edition
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>australia 3 golds
>canada 0 golds
LMAO
M
A
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can't be arsed to watch cross country skiing desu
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/calle/ is a circlejerk
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>>153442791
its been great so far
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>>153442787
>clown country is getting uppity again
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We got way too cocky, fuck! Its our own fault!
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>>153442791
>>153442795
>>153442826
Only gold medal winning nations can post in this thread.
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>>153442848
ok im sorry, i wont post again
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>hosts the winter olympics in a country without winter
??????
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>>153442805
Why did she do it?
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This Italian snow quality is worse than their ice quality.
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>>153442848
Quit bullying Canada.
That's our job desu
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>>153442805
invisible Patrick Duffy flying head of laser-firing doom
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Imagine the stamina of these cross-country skiing women during SEX haha you get what I'm saying ha
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>>153443004
kek
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>>153442965
no it's fun
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>>153442963
snow conditions are part of the challenge, even my grandma can ski on a perfect slope
TLDR: skill issue
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Since when do Brazilians know how to ski?
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>>153442826
Are ya?
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>>153443081
the mens singles had countries like nigeria
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>Heidi WENG
>Isn't chinese
Can someone explain this
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>>153443118
Married?
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>one minute ahead
the fuck
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>>153443118
she looks like she's got downs
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>>153443118
>>153443134
weng is a common last name in norway
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>>153443118
Sounds like Veng.
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>>153443143
>hear her speak
She has it
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do i watch MELODI GRAND PRIX or USA vs. DENMARK ICE HOCKEY tonight?
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>>153443046
Kek true
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Sweden is a fucking stupid country; their sporting lauds should not be entertained for a second. Got all their gold medals in women's meme walkskiing
My mother is Swedish and do you know what """sport""" she used to do when she was young? Fucking orienteering. Fuck you mum that's not a real sport. Getting lost in the forest isn't a real sport, fuck you. I'd bash you if you weren't a woman. cross cunty skiing is bullshit too
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>>153443118
it's probably a farm name, like 98% of our surnames
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>>153443201
isn't orienterring debuting at this olympics
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>>153443156
Nah not even close, just checked and according to SSB (our official statistics bureau) as of 2024 there was 107 norwegians in our registry with the name Weng.
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Well at least it's silver...
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>>153443220
i meant common as in it's a last name in norway and not that she's married to some asian called weng
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wtf these skiiers are actually pizza and french frying
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damn they have been doing this shit for over and hour? looks exhausting
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>>153443218
I wouldn't be surprised seeing as this entire farce of a thing is DEI for frostwogs.
And while we're at it fuck the Nobel prizes too. Wankers shaking hands with wankers, and sometimes scientists
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>>153442805
Looks like it's her first time on skiers
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winter sports makes me feel so un-scandinavian, we have no winter here, we have no mountains, hockey is a tiny niche sport too, we can't into anything but curling

we're the england of scandinavia
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These games make me proud to be part Norwegian.
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>>153443301

Should have gotten into sneedskating fellow flatlander
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>>153443270
kek i thought the same thing
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>>153443301
You're the clitoris.
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must be very embarrassing to not have a gold tbqhwyf
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>>153442805
How many points does this get?
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>>153443301
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>>153443290
>DEI for frostwogs.
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>>153443363
got silver
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oh it's the Giant Shalom soon, that should be interesting
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>>153443346
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>>153443269
I don't think it's norwegian though (def not chinese either), we don't really have names with W. I know some swedes and danes have names with it but in Norway it's a clear sign the name is foreign, or some Norwegian wanted to be a snowflake and changed the spelling. Vang is an actual common name though.
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>>153442805
KWAB
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>>153442904
a good athlete can ski on shitty snow
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>>153443301
>Denmark has won one (1) medal
Damn that's grim.
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oh the biathlon today is staggered start thats boring
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>>153443456
It's women. Gotta give them a handicap.
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>>153443406
kek, i was thinking on vang all the time, don't know why i mixed them up. My bad
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Being american must be so embarrassing kek
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>>153443482
why
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>>153443453
We won a medal??
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>>153443482
Yeah lol.
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>>153443482
Lad, >>153442848
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>>153443301
We are the Brazil of Scandinavia
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>>153443490
Next to Canada
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>>153443482
We're in third place, NoGold.
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>>153443453
i know we live rent free in your head but our entire population is the size of Houston and Chicago combined
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>sharing a continent with another country
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>>153443513
>Swedish
>can't run in snow
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>>153443301
Danes are continentals, it's true. But you could get into skating like the Dutch.
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>>153443504
Nagano '98, silver in women's curling. I got curious after you posted and looked it up.
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Actual snow falling?
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>>153443591
all around me
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>>153443523
But last place on the world stage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA6EfrUOeBk&list=RDeA6EfrUOeBk
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what are we watching lads?
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what are we watching?
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>>153443684
nuthin until the biathlon
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>>153443676
>pats head
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>>153443684
>>153443708
men's giant slalom
brazil gold incoming
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idk why they were playing boomer classic rock today but the chorus of people singing to Imagine after the ski relay was kino
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they have snow in argentina?
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>>153443708
>>153443684
Giant Slalom
Its snowing hard so its they're on the edge like the women in the super g last time
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>>153443727
I like John Lennon, but I still hate that fucking song.
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>>153443727
expected way more beers here
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>>153443532
>Denmark
>Rent free in anyone's head
Come on now, champ. I just never realized you guys were bad at the Winter Games. Figured you could at least snatch one or two like in Summer.
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>>153443727
was keking at the winners celebrating and then slo-mo replays set to Thunderstruck
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heh. imagine being the guy who has to go back and put the little flags back on their poles after the skiers bonk into them
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on my first skiiing trip to austria in my teenage years i got mogged by a literal 4 year old on a snowboard zipping past me
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>>153443744
Patagonia, my dude.
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>Canada now needs 3 (three) gold medals to catch up to us

No wonder they've got athletes resorting to cheating
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>>153443744
The Andes mountains and in the South I think. Same with Chile.
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>>153443782
kek. wagies
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>History is written in stone, this stone could write history

https://x.com/i/status/2022388047342620804
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Team radio:
>"focus M"
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Swedish slalom coach: Just do whatever lol
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>>153443867
kek
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Good morning. Toil is done for the week and I get to watch some Olympics kino. What have I missed this week?
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i dont mingle with cheaters
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Everyone hates Canada and france
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>>153443916
Thursday's speed skating was a riot. Everybody kept crashing.
Our USA favorite n figure skating choked hard and Kazakhstan took the gold
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They should put solid steel poles next to the flags so any fucks up resort in a big hit.
Just make the sport a touch more exciting.
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>>153443944
only canada actually
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bronze for Binland :DDDD
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>>153443916
Canadian Men's team trying cheating in curling and now everyone hates them.

Oh and Canada still has 0 gold medals.
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Sweden did well to silver after 2 crashes costing almost exactly their losing time margin
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>>153443960
really is embarrassing
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Harry...
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>>153443946
It looks like there is 500m skating sprinting later on so I am looking forward to chaos and crashed
>>153443967
Good. Canada does not deserve gold medals and the nations evil morality needs to be revealed.
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>>153443967
Don't forget the canadian hockey player who broke the swiss players legs with the game already basically over
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>>153443983
You should be proud of your girls
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and gold, who else but Norge
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>>153443982
i need a swedish flag saying "if only you knew how bad things really are"
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>>153443982
she's not a fan of the Norwegian national anthem
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BIG AIR SKI TONIGHT
SAME PLACE
SAME TIME
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
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>>153443916
>What have I missed this week?
As a Canadian? Not a lot.
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>>153444032
>Congratulations for winning because my teammate tried doing a frontflip
Is what she is thinking right there.
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>>153443948
they should get rid of time trials and have them race, winter olympics has way too many time trials
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Winter olympics seems so much better and classier without seeing blacks
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>>153443983
never shit on a bronze. 4th place is so much worse
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Now that the dust has settled, what are our thoughts on the hog line and the touch?
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>>153444060
And this is why everyone hates canada
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>>153443960
>bronze for Binland :DDDD

based

>>153443983
a medal is a medal fren
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>>153444001
>>153444058
say the line swedes, just a raw post
>>153444030
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>>153444081
Are you…african? He isn’t wrong. Very rare do we get anything without blacks.
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>>153444073
is there some autist reason why his hand even needed to be there after letting it go (air flow or some shit) outside of cheating?

he clearly takes his hand away, so why even go near it again?
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>>153444083
true but Matt Weston's was on another level
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>>153442805
Do a barrelroll
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>>153444126
Cheating.
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>>153444073
my verdict is that it was against the rule (touching granite, not doubletapping), even though the tap wouldn't do anything meaningful to the stone trajectory. however, sweden was being a hissy bitch with the snarky passive agressiveness
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>>153444126
The front angle shows that he gives it a push that actually increases the speed slightly.
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why do the alpine skiiers have radios like they're f1 drivers
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>>153443201
Hated orienteering at school. It was the only PE I didn't dominate.
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>>153444174
The push is canadian aura
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Canada really proving they are India 2.0 at this point. Not so much for the cheating but for the gaslighting and stubbornly claiming it's not cheating despite the evidence.
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>>153444214
They assimilated to Indian culture.
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>>153444186
We need F1 team radios in freestyle snowboarding
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>>153444242
She will hopefully get another gold in the 50km
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>>153444255
One of the snowboarders did that. You could hear his jacket flapping.
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>>153444214
I am happy the cunty underside of Canada is being revealed.
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>>153444325
Has sports science gone to far?
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>fuck off Oskar, we don't cheat
>...
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>>153444325
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>>153444431
sore loser
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>>153444482
l-lewd
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>dew on the camera

aesthetic as fuck
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>>153444482
>jokker
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Globalism at work ladies and gentlemen.
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Biathlon thread
>>153443514
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>>153444431
Has he responded to this video yet? Filthy cheating canadians.
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>>153444653
Fuck you schizo
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Brazil now has more gold medals than Canada.
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>Brazil has more gold medals than Canada
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>>153444653
no one wants to join your containment thread, fag.
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>>153444653
I will go to your thread anon
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why do the coaches do this tactico shit how is this useful at all
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Australia won't get another gold will they? I don't think I can handle the banter if they catch us
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We're watching girls with guns now right?
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>>153444829
It seems they have to learn again how to shoot each time they grab their rifle.
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>>153444875
Here is the thing. Its not about the medal a nation wins, it about the maintenance of their international reputation.
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>>153444738
>>153444752
>First South American to win gold at Winter Games
That's cool
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Men's slalom is turning into a Gerrardian shitshow
2 slips in a row
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Did the biathalon start yet? I all am seeing is this
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>>153444875
Dual Moguls men's on tomorrow could give us another gold if we're lucky
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>>153444976
2 bings
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>>153444875
We’re winning multiple more golds, those retards ain’t catching shit but these hands
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>>153443301
doesn't make sense
Germany, Netherlands, Latvia have snow
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>>153445026
>Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
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>>153444838
ah fuck I hate the part where you have to backtrack through the wolf caves to get the Diazepam
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Have we capped out or are we a chance in anything else?
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canada's men's curling team looked great yesterday
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>Saturday
>almost nothing to watch
bad schedule
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>have to go to the bank, but I'm comfy as fuck.

Should I bother getting up? Bank is closed on Monday, so I'll have to wait till Tuesday if I don't go today.
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joker smile
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>Finland won second medal

We so back!
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>>153445267
stay comfy bro
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>>153445302
The girls looked so fucking happy, compared to the Swedes.
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>>153445267
you will be comfier if you know shit is done
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>US never won a medal in biathlon

Is this our year?
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>Saturday night mid Olympic
>nothing on

I just know these fuckers will put a bunch of kino events in the middle of the work week instead
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cute
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>>153445338
Not in the women's races yet.
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>>153444752
Peak comedy.
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Worst cheaterw of the olympics:
>norge
>usa
>känädä

Who else?
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2 short track speed skating sessions today for everyone complaining nothing to watch
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>>153445332
Well Swedes were there just for gold as they were clearly the biggest winning candidates there, so of course they were disappointed. For us even bronze was win because it wasnt that clear if we could get that or not
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LouLouLou
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>>153445399
what did usa do?
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Why is everyone attacking Canada? What the fuck?!
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>>153445422
Cheated in the same sprint as norge.
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>>153445444
I think you did very wrong things in ice pétanque.
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>>153445444
you're supposed to be a winter nation
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>>153445444
You touched the stone or something idk
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>>153445444
0 gold medals and confirmed cheats.
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>>153445267
Get your errand done
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>>153445444
its just banter, lad
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go lou
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I like her bunches
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>>153445464
>>153445469
>>153445473
>>153445512
>>153445543
I'm Indian BTW.
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>>153445444
Might have something to do with the government mandated suicide
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>>153445567
good morning sir
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>>153445562
It reminds me a dog breed but I can't tell which one.
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>>153445567
Your flag gave it away.
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>>153445614

Pomeranian?
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Based Hoeberg is back, just in time for the games.
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>>153445681
No, a Briard I think.
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That Norge is drooling, ew
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didn't realise they skate over the range towards the finish line
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>>153445822
The bulletproof wall of glass was a clue.
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>>153445773

Ah roger, I got a corgi/pomeranian mixture and her pointy/tuft hair reminded me of him.
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>>153443513
>fubuki's
Utterly fucking disgusting.
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>>153445905
Why he head so small
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Why are Norwegians so classless T_T
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>>153445901
>practically begging the cameraman to center in on her behind
>he cant cuz he will lose his job
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>>153445901
sheesh, even after 2 weeks worth of gangbangs, she still wants more sex?
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For me its the little plushies of the mascots that they get
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>>153442826
Let us know when the World B-Boy and B-Girl Breaking Association have to send in observers to make sure she isn't cheating.
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>>153446018
Pretty sure it's edited.
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When was the last time someone died at one of these things?
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>>153446181
yup knew i'd see this posted
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>>153446181
r-rude to show that
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>>153446185
the winter olympics in general or some specific sport?
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>>153446181
>When she sees girthy Americhad cock
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>>153446221
you can just say black
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Norway is such a fake country. It only has these fake gay sports it can win anything same as the dutch
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>>153446217
In general. They're doing some risky shit in some of these sports.
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>>153443867
>"A snowstorm is inbound, you know what that means, right?"
>"Yeah, trouble."
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>Kazakhstan and Brazil have more gold medals than Canada now
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>>153446249
a luger died i think i 2018
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german curlers
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>>153446322
>>153446322
>>153446322
speed skating thread
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>>153445365
This is why I take vacation days during the Olympics. Fucks up my sleep schedule hardcore, though.
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>gets caught cheating
>losing
oh, canada
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>>153446282
no, it was in Vancouver
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>>153446282
Georgian luger died in 2010
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>>153445444
because you suck, Ranjeet.
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>>153446282
I remember the threads.
>You laugh you luge
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>>153446346
>>153446351
what the fuck
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>>153446185
I remember some guy died in luge in 2014 or 2018 or something.
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>>153446387
correction, 2010.
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aussie cunts ski the bumps pretty good
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>>153446387
sochi
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>>153446387
I think it was in Vancouver?
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>>153446351
>>153446282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2Q7YiJSWg
>that fucking bonk noise
yeah, that will do it.
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>>153443301
England has a gold medal m8. England has won most of GB's golds.
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starting a curling club. you bros in?
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>>153446556
mixed?
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Happy Valentines Day frens
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>>153446002

Got a corgi body with a Pomeranian head.
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>>153446249
Daniel Andre Tande (ski jumper) technically died in Planica in 2021. But they managed to get him going again.
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>>153446566
I jokingly sent a "will you be mine?" text to a friend of mine. She never responded.
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>>153445901
least awkward hamfisted camerawork award
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>>153446605
>swn touch your hog line
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>These are my breasts

WTF is this commercial selling?
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>>153446605
shes busy lil bro
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Frens do you know where I can buy good iptv?
Brazilian tv is just interviewing the family of the guy who got gols d so they won't be showing anything anymore for the next week, so I need to buy an international IPTV to watch the events on tv.
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>>153446849
>buy
just steal cbc through olympic streams they deserve it
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>>153446983
cbc provides the most fair and balanced news, tho
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the closing ceremony will be at the Verona coliseum
neat
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That american curler with the red gloves and head band is so cringe
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>>153447189
things I know about Verona:
-Twelfth Night
-wait, no, that was Romeo and Juliet
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>>153447340
He's dreamy
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>>153446983
I wanted something I could put directly on TV (Mi Box) in high quality but I already managed, thanks fren
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what are watching lads ? and what to watch later?
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so much happening all at once tonight
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>>153447425
speedskating
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>Women's curling USA vs JPN
What the fuck is this Japanese team, who are all these ugly hags? What happened to the Naisus???
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>>153447340
he's /ourguy/
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>not having double digit gold medals
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>>153443513
I'm skiing!
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>>153447546
>competition literally falls on their heads to hand gold to you
I wish you would do the same sometime
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>>153447546
Norway-san, we kneel. That's why you get to be the big penis on top fucking the diminutive, flaccid penis of Sweden-chan in the ass.
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>>153447546
God I wish I was Norwegian
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>>153447751
I'm half-Norwegian, half Belgian. Not sure how good a combo that is.
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Daily reminder that Team Norway ski jumpers sewed penis flaps on their suits to generate more lift while jumping. Who knows what shenanigans haven’t been discovered yet? Also why is their entire team asthmatic?
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>>153447796
That's it? What was all that about penis injections?
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>>153447782
which one do you sound like in english? norwegians sound like "normal" scandinavians in english (swede's sound "gayer", hard to describe), but I worked with a belgian girl one time and I thought she was autistic from how she talked, but after hearing other belgians I realized it's just their accent.
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>>153447546

At your pace you are looking at 13-15 golds. We would need some surprises over the next week in Bobsled, Figure Skating, Hockey, Curling etc. to overcome it or tie it.
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>>153447602
nothing was handed to us, you're supposed to stay on your skis, that's part of the competition
[spoiler]I feel bad for Ebba though[/spoiler]
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>>153444970
>half brazillian, half Norwegian whowas born and raised in Norway
Thats a pitty rental, Favellafags.
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It's halfway through already. :(
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>>153447782
+10 aggro from germans
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>>153447899
>the first Brazilian winter gold medalist is actually a Norwegian guy that lived a couple of years in Brazil with his mother as a kid then moved back and grew up in Norway
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>>153447888
People have told me i have a "northern" accent. Like the the Minnesota/Wisconsin accent, so I guess a combination of both?
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>>153447947
ya us upper midwest chads ya know
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>>153447922
Always the saddest part.
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>>153447922
Still one more week of comfy kino.
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It's over.
Canada going to gold in the men's 500m speed track.
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Finally, Canada gets her first gold
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>>153447946
Seething
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>>153448524
oh wait we choked, nevermind
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I HATE THESE GAMES

I HOPE ITALY AND AMERICA GET CAUGHT DOPING

FUCK THESE GAMES

FUCK ITALY. ITS A STINKING SHITHOLE

CANADA DESERVES GOLD

HOW THE FUCK DOES BRAZIL AND GB HAVE GOLD AND CANDA DOESNT

FUCk fuck
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>>153448556
the canadian olympics in a nutshell
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When do the hockey games actually start to matter? I was going to watch the Canadian girls take on Germany but we have that one in the bag
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>>153448606
no golds????
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What sport is on?
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>>153448628
in a couple days
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2026 Olympics board banner
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Is there a ski jump thread?
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>so dead-parents guy, what's it like being the dead-parents guy, given that, your parents died?
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>>153448524

Lots of short track coming up, should get a gold in one of those.
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>>153448736
he started a charity for the families affected right?
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>>153448736
kek
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>>153448751
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>153448736
lmao they chased down Ilya after he fell and shoved a mic in his face and screamed "SO WAS THAT FALL THE ICE OR WAS IT ALL YOU" and then before he could answer they followed it up with "SO DID YOUR BODY FAIL YOU OR WAS IT YOUR MIND". I have no idea how he didn't punch the bitch in the fucking face. This was 2 minutes after.

>>153448768
And took over his parents' skating school.
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Where’s the deathslide ASS thread
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>>153448829
we don't hate journalists enough.
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What is the point of having a small hill and a large hill
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>>153448681
Even choked on getting trips
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>>153448270
>>153448524
update?
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>>153448829
HE WAS 21 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK REPORTER!
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>>153448917
Canada got an OR but USA ended up being it anyway and winning gold
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>>153448556
How funny would it be if we came home with 0 golds this year. We could start calling it Trudeau's Olympics.
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>>153448606
calm down sven there is no need to be upset
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skeleton gold is already over lol nobody is catching #1
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are we watching skeleton?
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>>153448970
Damn we used to be good a women's skeleton.
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Even Brazil is beating us now? You are shitting me dude
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I'm watching ski jump
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which is sexier? skeleton or luge?
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>>153448996
our favourite fucked up her 2nd run
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>>153448997
Is Canada a lock for both ice hockey?
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I refuse to use /calle/. Im talking about ski jumping here
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somebody make a skeleton thread
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Time to watch some plump skeleton asses
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>>153449020
not even connor mcgaykid could lose to this US hockey team
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>>153449032
I'm on 300 sec timer.. will pop it if no one does it before me
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>>153449020
Its not a lock, there are at least a couple teams that could beat us. Not sure how the women are doing either
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>>153449010
skeleton has more ass jiggling
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Stolzy needs to let me eat his ass
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>>153448992
Skeleton thread
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>>153449020
the women team got steamrolled by US. the men team is the real hope, but we're cursed so I wouldn't bet on it
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>>153449010
Why dont they go down the luge track on skates? That would be kino
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>>153447367
It's time.
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>>153447546
cheaters
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>>153428198
yer girl fighting for podium breh, way to jinx it
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>>153449010
skelton gives you ass. luge gives you vag. you can’t be gay if you like womens skelly
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>>153449020
For men's our team is strong this year but not untouchable and there are a few other strong teams. It's gonna make for some good games but you'd be an idiot to start counting medals yet.
For women's our team is maybe 3rd best in the tournament. Almost certain to be on the podium but gold is a longshot.

But even that aside, if Canada walks away with our only golds in Hockey this year it's an absolute indictment of our olympic program. Our athletes have all put their best foot forward this year but they just don't have a fighting chance without the right opportunities and support. Who in their right mind would rep team Canada in 2030 when you could take your passport somewhere like the US or Europe and have a real shot at a medal?
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Dang I got killed by my ADHD and missed the entire thing with Stolz I wasn't sure if it was qualifiers or there was an hour of that or what lol
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Why did our government cut funding for the Olympic program again? Some of the niche sport athletes can barely afford their club fees. Where did the money go?
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Great now someone is vacuuming
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>>153449258
carney's building catapults
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>>153449258
Gotta give all those jeets free housing and stipends.
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>>153449303
Worry about getting some functional health care and not being an oligarchy before trying to talk shit
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T H I C C
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>>153449288
got to keep your snow looking fresh and sparkling clean
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any other anons looking forward to ski mountaineering? idk if it’s gonna be fun or boring, but looks interesting
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>>153449333
u mad, NOGOLD?
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>>153449376
Yes, I'm hoping it's the new Deathmarch.
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>>153449344
cake for days
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Cheating faggot fucking Canucks
>>153449404
Don’t say cake wigger
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>>153449404
cheeks for weeks
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>>153449420
sorry
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If Canada doesn't win gold in hockey that would be the biggest choke ever, it's the most stacked team of all time.
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>>153449258
Indians needed the money to import more Indians, please understand.
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>>153449258
involuntary assisted suicide program
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>>153444923
>>153444829
To tell them if they need to adjust their sight.
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>>153449344
stupid sexy stolz
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>>153449258
>>153449333
hahahaha triggered canindian
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>>153449258
Some one got Izzat'd
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>>153449458
If anything its the Indians paying for all the welfare checks for the white fentanyl addicts in your country
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>>153449526
>indian household is 12 people sleeping in a two bed apartment
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>>153449512
Ill at least let those countries talk shit, you aren't even the position to do that
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>>153448955
But it's Carneys government?
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>>153449557
They will be seething about Trudeau for years to come, its like how Trump is still blaming Biden for everything going wrong
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>>153449178
Luge disgusts me ngl i guess im not exactly Mr. Superstraitus Lumberjackus out here but

There are some things that are just obcenity and seeing a womans netherparts jiggle that much and the camel toes is seriously some Zionist bullshit or something to stop White Breeding. It looks disgusting.
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>>153449551
China's going to claim 12 total medals on Wechat with an absolute cartographic nightmare.
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>>153449146
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If I'm in my mid 30s and started actually trying to work out and get fit, what are the chances I get even close to a decent build? Currently around 180-190 pounds, developing a belly and man boobs, eat like shit, basically no arm muscle and essentially twigs for legs. However, I have never cracked 200 pounds in my life, people still think I "look good" despite how much I eat (I constantly get "where does it all go") and I do take part in light cardio activity but it's very inconsistent and infrequent.
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>>153449572
Considering Biden fucked up everything Trump did in his first term, he has every right to complain.
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>>153449258
Trudeau's government steadily cut funding to things like heatlhcare, defense, infrastructure and sports every year to help offset the lavish and wasteful spending in other areas like that humiliating and abortive COVID tracking app that turned out to be an embezzlement scheme.

Running a deficit doesn't look so bad when you take some of that money from other sectors of the economy, but sooner or later that bird comes home to roost and you pay for all those expenses that were cooked off the books.
>>153449557
We're not seeing the consequences of half a year of Carney. We're seeing the consequences of a decade of Trudeau. One of them hasn't been around long enough to fuck up yet, though there's really no indication his approach to oympic funding will be any different.
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>>153449624
Trump did fuck all his first term. He sucked.
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>>153449573
When did you realize you were gay?
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>>153449526
Is there anything Indians do except work at a 150K-250K IT or Medical job and pray to their evil demonic gods making gigantic 30 foot statues for them?

At least Whites can cut loose, enjoy some drugs and partying and you guys wouldn't have all the electricity for your dumbass computers without us, we all know you won't lift a hammer. shit
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>>153449526
>jeet tech CEO hires only jeets for highly paid positions
>they all scratch their asses while everyone else does the actual work

sounds about right
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>>153449643
oh no not my checking billionaires and billionaire investing holdings losing fake money on stock market, we- we have to protect them!
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>>153449623
height status?
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>>153449526
Two izzats added to your account saar
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>>153449649
They also run organized crime rings, steal cars, break into people's houses, traffick their own kind in and out of the country illegally, smuggle contraband, scam and cheat the system to get unqualified bums into exclusive and important positions, and murder whole families on freeways.

But aside from that, model immigrants.
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>>153448955
Canada will probably win hockey. Won't that be enough for people to consider the Olympics a success?
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>>153449689
Pretty sure I'm 5"9. Or 5"10 one of the other. I'm definitely not 6" or 5"11.
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>>153449623
That depends what you define as a “decent build”
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Just saw Jordan Stolz interviewed for the first time. Too much of a sperg to be a star.
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*sniffs*
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>>153449800
He's young, He'll calm down. probably get a publicist too.
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>>153449784
damn. when you lose Family Guy...
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Canada has the Blue Jays, so it's okay.
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>>153447508
Chud phisiognomy. Truly /areguy/
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>>153449829
Toronto is rightful American clay. Everything in that peninsula is.
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Canada? The nation will tranny shooters and cheating athletes?
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>>153449755
it's already over for us
>>153449800
he's literally me
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So...will the leaf nation be barred from touching stones for 10 years or something?
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>>153449896
Jeet izzat culture
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>>153449705
The secret is that we're good at hockey because we just really like it. Charities fund kids playing it growing up, community centers mostly have attached rinks and local teams at every level. We hose down fields in the winter to make impromptu ice for casual neighbourhood games and play street hockey in the culdesac in summer.

Every time there's an international event a bunch of guys are basically plucked off the street, given a few weeks of practice and shipped off. And they're all good players, and it's a big honour to rep the country internationally and all that. But none of it is taken very seriously. They don't train together year round, there isn't a whole lot that goes into the tryouts and it's all kind of thrown together last minute. We don't really put a tonne of effort into making our national team super competitive, their performance is a reflection of our culture and our culture is happy with a bronze or a gold if the matches were good and sportsmanlike.

The rest of the olympic sports are different. Because speedskating and snowboard cross and slalom aren't embedded in our culture the same way, so our performance in them is a direct reflection of the oppourtunities we go out of our way to provide for our young athletes. We sent plenty of folks to compete in these events this year, and their performance reflects on us as much as it does them.
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>>153449950
Hopefully they're banned from all Olympic events for life.
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>>153449526
>shit on indians
>canadian flag hurries to defend
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>>153450006
>Bringing Indians up out of no where in every thread
They mindbroke you and now you are obsessed with Indians
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>>153449978
holy fucking cope
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is it just me or does the nbc broadcast this time around just feel kinda juiceless overall
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>Finland is just raping Italy
>Italy has no NHL tier players
>repeat of 1996(?)
One question: why Italy? Do you have a humiliation fetish?
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>>153450126
the today show lady's mom getting kidnapped threw everything off.
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>>153449766
I actually don't know. I guess visible definition, no belly gut, firmed up chest and I guess more than chicken legs. Just not looking like I gave up but that I'm at least taking care of myself. What does a good build typically look like for a guy in his mid thirties?
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>>153449526
>"WE PAY MORE TAX SAAR"
>posts graph of raw income and not tax contributions
HMMMMMMMM
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>>153450199
Trump makes white people pay more taxes per capita than Indians? Maybe he is based after all
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>>153450178
i guess. just feels...small
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Is it just me, or is the ski jump kinda boring?
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more snowboard cross kino tomorrow
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>>153449526
African Americans could never recover from slavery.
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>>153450276
Winter Olympics never get as much coverage as the summer games. Apparently summer has more appeal (and more diversity)
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>>153450315
no i know that, but i'm comparing this to prior winter games. just feels kinda blah, like even the producers don't care
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>>153450334
I think having it live during the day is a damper. The last two were pretty well scheduled to show the first events of the day live for us at night.
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>>153450126
It felt that way even during the opening ceremony. For some reason there is less "pop" this time. I thought it was the Peacock stream since the app sometime has shit audio mixing for some reason, but even on regular TV it still lacks juice.
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Hello, fire whoever did the scheduling, thank you very much
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>>153450278
/calle/ will gaslight you, but yep, its boring as shit
What isn't boring is how they inflate their cocks to get a bigger suit
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OH NO NO NO
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>>153450156
theres no Italians here unc
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the only time the Women's Hockey final wasn't a USA/Canada matchup - 2006 when USA lost to...Sweden
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>>153450408
they should have their cocks measured, and work that into the rules as a handicap. the real way to handle it.
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Death jump when?
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these guys have nothing on flying squirrels
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>>153450315
>>153450334

Even my normie friends aren't talking much about it. Just feels like entertainment, sports in general has taken a backseat to politics. Holidays feel that way too. Only 2 trick or treaters this year. Less people decorating etc.
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>>153450408
>What isn't boring is how they inflate their cocks to get a bigger suit
I maintain that this is just the result of some insane sex pervert maniac accidentally breathing a word to the wrong person + panic-inventing a last second cover story
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>>153450482
Imagine if Americans cared about watching hot girl ass on TV.
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>>153450491
You haven't met ski jumpers then. These guys are nuts over a sport that literally comes down to the inch
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>>153450315
Winter olympics is mostly a european affair, they added all this snowboard and freestyle events (non sports) to draw your audience in but you still don’t care
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>>153450381
I feel the world is just more pessimistic now.

>>153450482
Exactly; there's just a worse economic outlook, AI anxiety, demographic shifts kicking in... it feels like the happy days are behind us now.
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>>153449526
>tfw make more than all demographics but live in nyc
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>>153450589
the winter olympics are too white
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I have enjoyed these olympics a lot anyway, I'm over politics and serious things, life is just a game.
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>>153450593
Shitposting with friends >>> Having an annoying gf that wants to go to cinema / shopping every weekend.

I've been single for two years now and I've never been happier in my life.
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>>153450763
>>153450763
>>153450763
ski big air thread
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Apparently the Canadian women are cheating in curling too. Buncha sore losers.
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Are we all watching ski jumping?
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>>153450777
Are they systematically cheating over there in Canada? What the hell.
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>>153450787
Unfortunately. This shit boring, and curling is boring. Hockey will likely be boring too cause USA will win so the only interesting thing is

SHORTTRACKKINO
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>>153450777
Touching stones again?
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>>153450592
I'm actually more optimistic of the future than I've been in a while. Once I get out of this shit job I'm in, I'll be good to go.
>AI anxiety
I'll be honest, I really think this is overblown to insane proportions online. Most people don't really have that strong of an opinion on AI either way. I generally like AI.
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women's big derrière
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Did I missed the Suicide Death Jump?
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>>153450885
media presented AI as cool and awesome when it only effected blue-collar workers. now that it's targeting white-collar workes, the world is ending
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I'm a furry.
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>>153450928

You're well represented at the Olympics.
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>>153450848
It is funny how ski jumping should be cool, but somehow they just aren't as cool as the snowboarders
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>>153450842
i know i'm getting old because this just looks like a child
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How long until short track? 30 bings?
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>>153450777
>They are cheating trust me, they just haven't been called out by the actual judges because... they just havent ok!
Cope and seethe
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we're all watching skeleton
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>>153450916
What it did was show that writing emails and routing phone calls isn't "hard work". It's just grunt work and busy work, which is what AI tools take care of. When you take out the part that isn't the visionary aspect and the part the requires human direction and judgement, then you see what part of your job is just weeding through the shit to GET to the part the matters. If the whole job is just weeding out the shit, then that's the problem, and a lot of white collar workers have convinced themselves that this IS the main purpose of their job and what makes it "hard work" and meaningful.
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>>153451036
yup
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>>153451017
That is a raccoon.
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>>153450885
Ai isn’t overblown
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>>153451162
Sorry, I didn't mean it that way. I was saying the supposed AI anxiety is overblown. I agree that AI is very useful and it's not going anywhere despite the people who claim to want it gone.
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>>153451230
RIP
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NBC making a strong argument for mushing as an olympic sport
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>>153451262
>I agree that AI is very useful
lol
lmao
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>>153451289
Retard
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>>153451308
hey grok, how do i do laundry
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>>153451059
My fellow Amerilards are still seething about France winning a gold in their homo "sport" and that was like 5 days ago kek.
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>>153451316
Take off your VPN, Ranjeet.
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>>153451349
Are the Indians in the room with us right now?
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>>153451230
feels good to know someone desires our goyslop fed women
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>>153451315
>What is ai translation
>What is ai navigation
I guarantee you use it all the time and don't complain because you're too stupid to realize it's there. Faggot retard bitch.
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>>153451363
Yes + its a tranny, >>153451349
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>>153451315
>AI is just asking ChatGPT and Grok basic questions like they do in the commercials
Sounds good. Please continue to outwardly and confidently display your own ignorance.
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Cross-country related sking is like the swimming of the winter Olympics, there are so many events that you can just farm medals even if you don't do anything else.
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>>153451378
i don't use either of those things, why would i do that
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give me short track thread
i'm ready to seethe
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>>153451465
>it's actually LESS ignorant to trust the retard machine with everything!!!
jesus christ you cattle are marching into the pens
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>all anglos are blondes
theres something in the water
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>>153451518
>>153451518
>>153451518
short track speed skating thread
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>>153451526
>theres something in the water
yeah, hair dye
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>>153451504
Well some of us get out of the basement every once in a while. Less "how do I do laundry" and more "point your phone camera at a sign in a Hungarian laundromat to figure out how to use a machine". And you know how all those Indian delivery drivers bring you your delivery nuggets every night? They use automated navigation to get to your mom's house.
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>>153451548
god bless hair dye
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>>153442702

Baking.
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>>153451573
why would i be at a hungarian laundromat or use delivery services? do you even know what you're trying to say?
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most of these 'sports' are just falling
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>>153451619
Yes, I do. There are amazing uses for AI that benefit tons of people every day, but you're going to stick your head in the sand and say they don't matter because you as a person suck.
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they should add an olympic event where motherfuckers skate uphill
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>>153451637
Falling with technique and hopefully style and grace.
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>>153442702

New

>>153451615
>>153451615
>>153451615
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>>153451674
>Polish flag
Woof, bud.
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>>153443301
Don't worry, that just means you'll beat us at the summer olympics

Right?
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>>153451476
Running is the same I guess?
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>>153450593
not having sex or a gf that's for sure



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