In my games, high level wizards turn to stone.
>>97235260they left voluntarily
>>97195417Hehehehe that's an ELO song
>>97195417What are some potential consequences specific to each element? Like I can see flame wizards looking like their flesh is charred and burned for example.
>>97195417Cool
In my games, magic is evil
Blight edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244925What is good flavor text? Like, obviously the marvel-tier quips from the gatewatch era were bad. But what does /tg/ consider good?In b4 Gorilla Titan.
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>>97244946Bible quotes
>>97244946MtG used to have a sense of humour. Now it’s just slop.>>97244957Based
Work in Progress, Christmas Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>972448001. Takes up less space in the package2. They might be old unused sprues taken from a backlog or bought second-hand
>>97244800One year I got a ton of models and I was wondering why my santa had picked these ones in particular.Found out a couple months later that it was half of a 2-army box. Which is why I didn’t get a box, or instructions. So I assume my santa had bought the box for himself and the remainder was sent to me.
>>97244800i've seen some with pieces already cut out. i assume part of it is that people take a few bits out sometimes. also i've seen that sometimes multiple units are on the same sprue, so someone will take the character unit bits, but leave the generic squad bits.
>>97244800>>97244815A lot of the origins of our SS is just backlog offloading and bits swapping. Not that it's a bad thing, swapping backlogs can get models into the right hands to actually end up painted and used. Bluntly, I vastly prefer sprues, bits, scraps, junkyard salvage, and handmade kitbashes over a new box. It kinda lessens the pressure for me to be able to "upcycle" something or work on someone else's kitbash as opposed to cracking open brand new packaging. I ESPECIALLY appreciate people who send big ol' bags of random bits. it lets me run my fingers over parts I never would have known to use. It makes me feel creative and kind of echos that childhood feeling of exploring all the parts of a new lego kit imagining everything you could build. If I had wanted to otherwise seek out those bits it could have been hundreds of dollars from bits vendors or boxes. I've been regularly using bits from a box i got send in like 2019 (shout out to Milwaukee anon - thank you again for all the ogre bits!)
>>97244804i will manage to hide it under the base
Diabolic X editionPrevious >>97182768>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242912Meant to quote the old post >>97230676I have no idea how I fucked that up
>>97243289Medusamon sex
>>97243289Medusamon is always cute, I hope the EX11 alt art is as cute. Going to try to get my hands on the Liberator Premium set too for the Fukunori art.
>>97243559Remember, everytime you fuck Medusamon, you're also fucking a muscly triceratops man.
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97243528you can't write them yourself?
Can anyone find a higher rez version of this?>>97235368Speak for yourself.
>>97244655She looks smoochable.
>>97244889>>97244655Cuz she is.
>>97244929>beskad with a cortosis nanoweaveThat seems like a pointless addition? A beskad should already be lightsaber-proof, and cortosis weaves aren't typically depicted as being enough of the metal to trigger the short-circuit effect.
maps and mapmaking. more specifically, there's something that's been bothering me for a while now. There are endless skirmish-scale settlement-scale and topographic-scale square grid mapmaking tools online, and that's great. There's plenty of topography-scale hexgrid mapmakers too, presumably because of D&D's ancient use of hexgrids for overland travel. and that's great too. There arent many hexmakers ive found for settlement scale maps, but i've had some luck torturing them out of the battletech mapmaker in the megamek software, or other videogames that generously offer to print the outputbutfor the life of me i cannot find a decent skirmish-scale hexgrid mapmaker. i must have tried a dozen programs by now, but the ones that offer hexgrids are either borderline unuseable or just put a hexagonal overlay over a square grid. it's ridiculous that after decades of computer tools for TTRPGS the best i've found is GIMP where i have to draw the damn things by hand. Not to mention the endless enshitification of google makes it harder and harder to find niche programs to match what i need.what are you anons using to create your maps?do you know of any decent skirmish-scale hexmappers (that are free, or at least worth the price)?what do you think of maps in general, do you even use them?i'll share any spare maps i have within the size limit to get the ball rolling
this is closer to how RPG map editor looks if your'e a talentless hack like me who uses the default settings. The orcs have had to seal off a lot of the ruin since they accidentally opened the passage to the spider den.
last but not least, megamek's map creator. sadly it's a bit too specialized for anything that isnt battletech IMO
>>97244277>Wesnoth editorOh the memories. I made my first maps as GM with that, almost 20 years ago. Such a comfy style
>>97244178Map I made inkarnate of a large village/borderline town in Warhammer Fantasy, located somewhere in Ostland, near the borders of Kislev
Merry Christmas EditionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244616Okay so I checked. Official statement was every member would be included with the 4th set, but 4th set ended up after her graduation. Graduation was May 1st 25 and the game came out Sep 20th 24 with its first set. Additional set every three months. Gura announcement was April 15th and she clearly knew for a while. 3rd set was March. My guess is that she was originally planned for set 4 but the graduation decision was taken after Set 3 was already locked in and couldn't be altered to fit her in.
>>97243697game is very fun but the tranny mods hate it like anything good and attack it daily on here. Really is a hilarious game tho where funny stuffs can happen. Was playing a game with a buddy where i had three krakens in my back row of sites (2 in deck and 1 from mirror realm) then i played ruler of thule and woke them all up at once and attacked with all three lmao
>>97243420VCard is for MtG tokens and Yu-Gi-Oh! field centers. Nobody plays it.
>>97244390Gudnak is beer and pretzels light on the deck building with no lands and a built in match time limiters but loads of fun and highly replayable due to the rich strategy elements while Sorcery has a ludonarrative emergent gameplay stretching across a chaotic game board with quirky land effects that has a vast sea of deck building choices that go as deep as you want them to be while maintaining that the golden rule is the most important one. In all seriousness the comparison to them both operating on a grid is where the similarities end and the final results wildly differ. I think you could sum it up as Gudnak can be played by a wider range of players with or without experience in he hobby while Sorcery is a veritable unlimited seafood buffet for those who love deep card game design.
>find a place online that has the new illustration boxes up for pre-order at a normal price >but they also have booster boxes available for like $50-$70Am I going to get my identity stolen?>>97244064Oh, okay that's good to know! I guess I just buy card singles from a local game store or eBay or something? Are any of the decks from the learn together set supposed to be good?
Winter Gloom EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97227237 ▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244888shocked to see an actual dark elf with COAL BLACK SKIN
>>97244660From best to worst>FLUX.1Cosplay>Perchance Cosplay with camera filter (move down two spots if the hand hallucination is too much for you)>Chat GPT-5Cosplay with decent green screen>CopilotTaiwanese lady-boy commercial>GPT-4oPhilippino low budget commercial shoot>MAI-Image-1Modern Disney live action>DALL-E 3Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244697That's a really stupid and vaguely racist name.
>>97244933I would assume it was a joke based on Bing being the main AI everyone on /slop/ was using back then.
>>97244933You realize it used to be 100% Bing thread?
Love Wins Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97099515 /pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<TQ: What is your favorite pantheon? What pantheon(s) would you want implemented/updated?
>>97244574You know the answer, it is because it isn't Human Fighter in space.
>>97244574>>97242800And yet there's no default Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Wookiee race in *finder 2E. (The closest is Awakened Ape I believe.) We've got Skittershitter... I mean Skittermander instead.
>>97244829>And yet there's no default Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Wookiee racePretty sure that role is filled by the Vesk.
is there designated rape god in pathfinder?closest thing to it i could find is Lamashtu and her monster breeding obsession with kidnapped woman
>>97244897>Lizardfolk>replacement for the ShaggyfolkSomebody's asking for a bowcaster shot.
Christmas edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97225164 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244695yeah if anything "full" (non-chaos) godhood is more likely to get you a model than being a b-lister
>>97244695So NTA but what's the deal with being a god in AoS. Is it just being a singular powerful enough entity, do you need a following, are the newer gods such as Sigmar and Nagash on par with like chaos gods or is it just that Chaos gods are higher tier due to being for entire concepts as opposed to the more dedicated singular gods. Is it like Demi-god vs God style stuff or what's the deal here.On top of that Archaon is not a god but is on par and powerful enough to kill them, and the Chaos gods seemingly give him lots of sway and respect.
>>97244735Maybe I'm full of shit but I think the word 'god' in aos can refer to a bunch of different entities. You've got the chaos gods of course, the 'elemental' gods tied to a wind of magic (siggy, alarielle, tyrion, ...), you've got mortals who ascended to godhood through sheer power (kragnos) or due to worship + absorbing souls (morathi). There also seem to be gods that exists purely due to people worshipping them, like the various death gods in shyish. Maybe it's explained in detail in one of the broken realms books or whatever but it seems fairly nebulous to me. Especially the border between "really powerful individual" and "ascended god". Like what exactly did morathi do to cross that treshhold?I guess this isn't all that different to how the word god in the english language has come to mean a billion different things. From capital g God, to the gods of various ancient religions, to 'entity in charge of local creek' in ancient greek or chineee or whatever mythology.Tldr no clue man
>>97244735The difference between the non-Chaos gods and the Four fuck the Rat seems to be a matter of scale. I think of Sigmar et al. like local or physical gods. Something like a comic book god you can interact with and punch. Powerful, but ultimately they bleed and can be killed.The Chaos gods are more akin to Outer Gods or Old Ones from Lovecraft. They're much "larger" in scale and aren't wholly concrete. You can't really punch Khorne. Sure they do have forms within their realms, but they're also kind of their realms too. They're more conceptual. Archaon has been glutted on so much power that he's essentially a god on Sigmar's level.
>>97244799>what did morathi doPic related. She did a specific thing to secure her claim to godhood.
The Ghost of Christmas Past exhorts you to post your pile of shame, so that you may resolve to address it in the coming year.
>>97242555Wow, someone posts a real thread for once, and this is the reaction.The lack of response is a testament to the fact that no one on this forum plays games any more.
>>97242555>immediately ousts himself as an even bigger manchild
>>97242138>>97242962Okay, here we are, thank you for your patience. This is my pile of shame, that's been in progress since I was in high school. Note the glass case in the background, filled with unpainted orks. The bottom two boxes contain two full armies of ogre kingdoms and tomb kings, mostly assembled but unpainted, as well as some other assorted fantasy minis like Bretonnian knights and an Empire cannon. For those who cannot tell, those are two full Assault on Black Reach boxes down there.Not pictured: one dragon, one manticore and one giant, which are currently being assembled (since like two years back).
>>97244896God dammit, forgot the image.
>>97244899based>puts bitz in the greenies tins toobeyond based but I had to stop because the kitten thought they were grey treats
How edgy do you like your characters? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw
>>97233698not edgy at all, the world and reality is already edgy enough.
>>97233698Traditional games? Ever tried them?
>>97239491then it makes them seem more real
>>97243222/tg/ - Everything But Games
>>97243222Puckee only exists to make vague threads.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239077>>97239119Merry Christmas Anon
>>97113689I feel like WoD would fit a Bimbo RPG more than D&D would.
Labyrinthus Anon here with the last update of the year for the Creature Compendium with new creatures, specifically a bunch from Japanese folklore for the weebs out there and the addition of the Sea Serpent as promised.Creature Compendium Changelog:>Added the Fox Spirit, Gancanagh, Gloomy Wight, Gorger Lord, Kejoro, Kitsune Courtesan, Mob of Imps, Mob of Imp Assistants, Sea Serpent, Sobietatsu Ryobo and Wight Mistress>Innate Spellcasting Trait now specifies which type of magic the creature uses to cast spells, such as Arcane magic or Witchcraft.>Updated the Fey and Fey (Unseelie) Traits.Foundry World>Updated to the current rules
>>97224834>>97227474Same anon. The rules are simple but easy to understand, had fun trying it these last few days. Would the author be ok to use their system to make a video game?
Hey Lewd RPG General I'm asking these questions around all the boards and ask your friends too. It's a test to see your imagination and intelligence for design.How would you make your own porn game in general? It doesn't have to be a RPGMaker game.What do you think of using AI tastefully to cover for your lack of not having 100 Japanese artists working under you 6/7 days a week?Have you ever played Second Life and similar sandbox games? What was your experience erping compared to a normal MMO? do you have any experience larping?Do you think a porn game should focus on the audiovisuals making you cum faster or should it be an anatomically accurate and realistic depiction of sex with accurate neurobiological interactions?I have some guidelines and directions, but I'd like you to first answer the general questions before being pigeonholed into following a guideline about how real sex games should be made into creating a new genre and adding some basic fixes to the "lose for sex as a femMC"
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97244498Spellwarped Ogre with a ton of class levels. Ogres are much cooler (and scarier) when they are financed for some enchanted plate armor.
>>97244498Was there any specific CR/ECL you were shooting for? Any other details you had in mind for the characters goals or aesthetics?
>>97244436Does that also apply to a monk's fists?
>>97244584Only if your monk has 1 singular arm
>>97244436Idk. A wild horse and a grizzly bear are similarly fast irl.
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242206You're getting pretty harsh responses and desu I felt like giving you one too.The squealing yearning for low-effort instant gratification is pretty sad. Your nephew should be excited to dig into the rules and lore and to learn how to do miniature modeling. He should have been curled up on a couch reading the rulebook multiple times. Teach him some patience. And have some creativity yourself -- if you had really wanted to play an immediate demo game you could've use tokens, empty bases from the box, etc.Your rage reminds me of a washed-up divorce dad sloptuber (Guerilla Miniatures) who is constantly yammering about games "passing the Christmas morning test" but that's the province of a denuded cuntsoomer bitch who goes through game systems like bags of Doritos, playing them once or twice and then abandoning them to the Shelv'ed Wastes of the basement.For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
>>97244571sloptuber :D
>>97244571didn't read, but I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened
>>97244558It really is amazing to watch grown fucking adults whinging that modern, highly shrimplified GW games are too hard to understand as someone who figured out the far less polished(but objectively superior) versions of these games that existed in the 90's as a fucking 8 year old.
>>97244741typing this is giving in to a nigger impulse... you've been internally self-blacked this morning
