+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to yet another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to resume your task to gather this stellar data about this sector in our glorious Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in to your cogitator station via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread >>971016821d6 page>https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Setting:Vokaris_SectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>97238412So -60 because it's also a dead world?
>>97238438Oh yeah, we could do another roll for the current population. This roll would be for the population before its biosphere was eviscerated.>72 - 30 = 42. 10d10 millionMakes sense, sounds like a nice place to live. 10d10
Rolled 10, 8, 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 6, 7, 8 = 64 (10d10)>>97238466
>>97238478>Population: 64 million1d100 for its society
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>97240520Let's see...
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97240065Racehorses are often named by smashing their parents' names together. That is the child of 'Kids Classic Style' and 'Looking Touchable'. So of course, that's the name it must be given.
Deathmas sale is up yo
>>97238813What the fuck are horny names
>>97240421Anita MoorheadBarry McCockinerBen DoverBiggie RichardDixie NormousGabe OrnoHolden McGroinHugh G. RectionJack MehoffJen ItaliaLong WangMike HawkMike LitorisMike OxbigComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
post 'emdebated getting santa satan too but decided against it
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236538Scorpion and Harimtu looking good
Bluh Bluh!https://files.catbox.moe/1pzpir.png
>>97237922Nice lack of panties
>>97236569Nice! >TeaserBut a weird Christmas gift! ;)>>97237922Now this is a gift. Thx.Merry Christmas to you Eversor!
>>97236538Thw Giratablilul Gatekeeper's text seems to be copied and unchanged from Dwarf III's chart.
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97240057How about a slayer? The bounty hunter archetype is dang good dirty fighter, plus if grappling is in mind, I think the action economy works out pretty well too.
Merry Christmas to me, thanks mom :^)
>>97240550Fuck yeah.I'll make my 2026 objective to collect as many 3 and 3.5 books as I can.
>>97240580Yeah I love picking up new ones on ebay once in a while. It feels the tiniest bit silly because when Im actually brewing or building its generally superior to use the pdf trove but having the books is still a cool feeling.
>>97240617It's a collectabble. In a world where ao much is digital, it feels good to have something physical to interact with.And once in a blue moon it does come in handy.Somehow I'm faster at picking up the rules compendium and navigating the index than I am at finding shit in a PDF that takes a moment to load the page chunks.
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97191517>File: Orc and Husband.jpg (233 KB, 850x1200)That looks like orc and forcibly adopted son.
>>97194172>Their spawn might be the strongestYou mean might NOT be the strongest?
>>97218811modern man yearns for the collapse.
Nothing more wholesome than a questing knight and the she-orc “bodyguard” accompanying him on his adventures.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Now I have a BattleMech too, ho, ho, ho! Special Christmas Edition Previous Thread: >>97217175================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97240073You underestimate the power of Horni!>>97240136SEE!!!
>>97240136Remind me of that one Hammer's Slammers story where it was safer to import prettied-up fish aliens than use local human prostitutes.
>>97240151>Copezoomer
>>97238537> the idea there's no such thing as a homely Clanner is absurd
who ever posted this a few threads ago thank you
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97238188>>97238473>>97239993>Be Marauder bomber pilot Bracker>Continously firing my marauders weapons into the Imperial dogs>Laughing my head off when warning klaxons go off>Marauder bombers are being picked off by an Ork flyer >Single flyer takes down some bombers one bomber landing into a trench going off in a massive explosion as it hadn't spent all its payload>One of the bombers piloted by Basil tries to take down the flyer>He fails and is shot down as the flyer outmaneuvered him>Guess its up to me>start my pursuit opening firing with lascannons and heavy bolters>Roaring my head off in a rageKHORNEGUIDETHEYOKE.VOX>I'll kill deliver that Ork to Khorne in a fires infernoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97240089>Be Da Amazing Red Gobbo!>I get behind da humie git dat shot down ez own lad and open fire with me shootaz, taking down an enjen>Befur Iz can finish em off do, anotha humie spoikey git bomba starts shooten mestoptryingtoshootmewhenI'mtryingtoshootyou.cheating >I swing me sleigh around and almost fall out havin te hang onto da reighns>Az I dangle down below da sleigh da humie keeps trying te shoot me, but I keep swinging around and dogge all da shotsstickouttongue.squig>I den swing back and forth while still dodging and fling me self up and around onto me sackPerfect_landing.goblinpic related>Wait a sekond>If I'm back here>Den who's floighing de sleigh!?
>>97240089>>97239993>>97237350>>97237404>>97238266>>97237442>be Rogue Conductor Thoman Von Hankus>as we approached through the void we saw a shining red light that guided us through through to the planet>ships begin to unload the supply ships carrying the hot chocolate>and we though the shit show was above the planet down below its even worse >ships baring iden codes for traitor guardsmen of the "The Burmaze Arsonists">necron appearing and disappearing across the entire frozen planet>a semi functioning Ork Waaagh >troopers from Krieg attacking people at random>some major bright lights and explosions from an area designated as "bloodbowl stadium"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235761>>97237442>>97237455>>97238188>>97240248>Be felinid Commissar Kate.>I walk into the Krieg Colonel's office with sergeant Tom.>The office has all the decoration you'd expect of a krieg officer.>That of course meaning it's basically a concrete box with a table and two chairs.>I have my guards wait outside the door while I sit down and Sergenat Tom stands beside me.>The Krieger doesn't say anything to me so I begin the conversation."Right, I'll cut to the case then Colonel... Colonel?...">He doesn't answer so I just continue."I know your men have been targeting both my women and the citizens of New Yur unprovoked. I can understand someone from your world being put into such a position as this to be ra--">I'm interrupted by what sounds like air raid sirens followed by several bombs going off on the surface.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97240089>>97240248>>97240531>Be Marauder bomber pilot Bracker>Seems my prey is not an Ork but a gretchin in red>Da Red Gobbo as the disgusting shroom heads call him>No matter, Khorne will devour him once I send him the little bastard>Keep dogfighting even as the flyer keeps itself from being destroyed>Hop on the vox and bellow out"I'LL DELIVER YOU TO KHORNE! RED GOBBO!">Still got some payload to drop>Bah I'll do it after killing this little bastard >Be Lord Noctis Carrigen>Lopped off the heads of some Kriegers as we keep running them downComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
TTRPGs are a social game first and foremost. That means there's unspoken rules that vary from group-to-group, but a common one is "acceptable breaks from sensibility" in the name of game experience or table cohesion. It's the kind of thing that keeps the bitter rivalry between the Elf and the Dwarf largely to amusing banter and not outright PvP. It's an innate instinct: nobody likes to spoil the atmosphere, because that's a large part of the appeal of a good game (alongside the freedom).That being said, there are also times when the group's course of action is patently retarded and you can't meaningfully push back on it without feeling like you'd cause a big fight over nothing (and then feel obligated to keep comrades away from the consequences), or something a character cannot abide has to be "sanded over" somewhat, or you as the GM don't want to cultivate the feeling that you're antagonizing your players by hitting them over the head with "you murdered someone because it was convenient and didn't even take measures to cover your tracks" or whatever unhinged misadventure occurred because something about the player position of the table cause human beings to lose IQ. Have you ever had that feeling? I think I see enough greentexts to think it's common.
>>97239445lol
>>97239503If only wizards were known for their reasonable and proprotionate responses to trivial problems.
>>97239974Ok but how does boblin factor in?
>>97240003Working off generational debt slavery due to the wizard's minister's policy of fifty year mortgages.
>>97238503>That's just railroadingChoo Choo, motherfucker. We're not playing a sandbox, so if the players are gonna try and go off the rails this is how you put your foot down
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
None of you told me Century Spice Road was elegant.
>>97239768>just win themselves against new playersIt's not, it's just an inability to explain the over all concept and back into the mechanics. Like when I teach agricola I start with "you're gonna starve, to not stave you need pigs. Two pigs breed but you need a fence. Another way to get food is veg..." whereas I got taught "put your workers down and get something or build a fence" like it's a typical two game and then I wonder why my instructor is working so hard on pigs and a garden. People are weird and stupid, I don't know why I miss board game group. There was another guy who would always use the "just start playing method" but sometimes later said that was just practice and reset but other times was like let's just keep going. After GWT i suspected, after CE I knew: he pulled the reset whenever his first round didn't go well and insisted on playing through when it did. I don't think he even knew he was doing it but he was really flustered when the next time he laid out a game I made him state if it was a practice or we were playing through before he started. This is over dozens of games but I specifically remember him having the perfect herd drawn when we continued gwt and threw away and redrew a bad hand in ce (whereas I had a god hand and got fucking crippled dick on the reset- one reason ce is terrible) when I confronted him and I explained it other regulars backed me up too but it was so ingrained here really struggled with just saying one or the other without seeing his lot.
>>97240285>>97239726Aight, disco fits the 'alone during holidays' feeling anyways. But I did play so much Vidya in my life that solo board games give some novelty. Hard to explain but after some point you just see through the Vidya as another form of boardgames. Excluding Fortnite faggotry.
>>97240459it's elegant because it's small and simple, really it's harder to make an inelegant game with so few moving parts
>>97240459Yes, perfect information, watching your opponents struggle to make you finally buy, getting an engine where you're shitting out spice, even just buying market cards for the spice Ann's then having them be clutch many trades later. I can't wait to hear what you think of eastern wonders and new world.
A girl made me the most awkward of dice sets>inb4 fat hands
>>97239620lol fatty lmaolel even
>>97239620You're all seething like that glitter is not a pain in the ass
>>97239620I'm immensely jealous.I hope you thanked your sister.
Crazy how a person's outsides (fat hands) often reflect their personality (ungrateful, whiny)
>>97239620Okay, yes, Those look absolutely fucking awful to use for several reasons.However, the spirit of gift-giving is in what the gift shows about the giver. She understands your interests enough to make you a dice set, she has enough of a sense of humor to give them over-the-top labels, and she cared enough to sink a decent amount of time into making this for you by hand. And she's doing this for you even though you're a lardass.Not everything needs to be wholly practical. You presumably already have the dice you need for your games. So think of these more as decorative. Like the silver Tengwar d20s that I gave out to the groomsmen at my wedding.
Diabolic X editionPrevious >>97182768>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238834Is that token new?
>>97238887Aegio mirrors gonna be sorta funny. If both of you have Jupiter on the field every turn you trash a security you'll both be chain trashing security
>>97238985It's new in the sense that it's the first official petrification token but cards have been able to make it since bt21
>>972388621000% better than the last TP.idk what they were thinking with that
>>97238999just slam another Jupiter to out Jupiter.Mirror sounds like ass
>Dragons that exist on a level above Kings and are paid tribute but otherwise largely don't interfere with the affairs of mortals Vs>Dragons establish their own empires with their own bureaucracies, integrating half-dragons, dragonborn, humans, kobolds, and other racesWhich do you prefer? Or is there one that fits a particular type of dragon more than the others?
>>97237640I prefer the second one>Human turned into a True Dragon>Creates Dragon blooded humans who form the basis of his empire.>Genuinely attracts people to serve under him and invest.>Is often busy fighting other true dragons because he's the only one who can actually handle them while his dragon blooded humans and normie humans handle everything else.
Monsieur Grandet
>>97237640Which system?
>>97237640Dragoniggers are shit to kill
>>97237838I made a dragon that sleeps inside a big mountain. If it awakens the mountain collapses and many people die. The best anyone can do is knock it back into snoring if it's half-awake.
What the fuck was the Emperor doing during the DAOT and the age of strife?
>>97214041Newfag alert
>>97221670You can stop pretending.
>>97238504oh? so being called gay is something that happens all the time to you?
>>97211676>implying he wasn't that entire line of kings the whole time
>>97205080this. the age of strife was the peak of human civilisation and I am tired of pretending otherwise.
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97239597k
>>97239688>Aisloppa
>>97238740What? My Fallout character is just a dude. What the fuck are you talking about? What is this (You) for?
>>97239597Why are you hate him?
Playing one right now, an Aasimar Druid.
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235672It don’t work back then either btw
>>97217145>TQ>Session happened about 6 months ago>Running my Stormtrooper game.>The battlegroup has set a trap for the Rebellion.>They find that a Hypervelocity Gun has been infiltrated by Rebel operatives, waiting for the opportunity to stick it to The Empire.>Command decides to spring the trap.>Their small battlegroup chases a Rebel ship until it goes into orbit around the planet.>The idea is that the Imperial Loyalists have replaced the first volley of the gun with training rounds that will make a good fireworks show, but shouldn't actually do any serious damage to the ship with that first volley.>The hopes is once the Hypervelocity gun has destroyed the biggest ship, the Rebels main fleet will drop in to finish the rest.>Then, the loyalists on the ground can retake the gun and use it to destroy the Rebel Fleet.>The plan goes into action.>Unfortunately, the Rebels found out about the plan and so the training rounds are replaced with live rounds, ripping the fleets Interdictor in half. 4 Rebel Cruisers then drop out and the fleets begin trading blows.>Unfortunately, the Rebels are blocking Coms, so the main battle like (3 Imperial Class' and an Allegiance) Join the battle and put themselves in the line of fire for that Hypervelocity Gun.>The Party are quickly dispatched to the surface to retake the gun before it can fire again.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97239035>2 rounds left before the firing solution activates, slicer gets into the computer.>Last turn, the slicer manages to target one of the Rebel Cruisers>Hypervelocity gun fires, cutting an MC75 in half.>The day is saved and the Rebels bug out.>But the Slicer notices something. The Hypervelocity gun has targetting solutions plotted for every Imperial Ship in the fleet, except the Allegiance and their own ship, a Stormcommando-Type Escort Carrier.>Slicer mentions this to the captain.>Captain laments the reminder that his ship is so small that it's not worth targetting and the Allegiance is the only ship in the fleet that could actually stand up to a volley of Hypervelocity Cannonfire. Making their Imperials and Arquetens' the obvious targets.>Slicer suspects something else...Last time, one of the members found out about how their fleet has a growing Rebel Cell inside of it. Not a specifically members of the Rebel Alliance, but a group of Imperials who are sick of being treated as cannonfodder and having to answer mostly to political figures and agenda's (2 of the heads of their battlegroup are low level Moff's trying to climb the political ladder) rather than ACTUAL military men. After witnessing the destruction of Alderaan, he decides to join.PVP expected sometime soon.
>>97238527Was campy but still didn't feel like SW honestly. The issue is Disney directors and writers refuse to look at what people like from the Lucas films and instead are arrogant enough to think that whatever they pump out will be better than anything SW has ever seenReminds me of the treatment the RoP writers have towards Tolkien.
>>97239237It felt like the Disney show that was closest to what star wars is.
