I’m running a low fantasy game, and social advancement is gonna be a thing. So the PCs are gonna be rubbing elbows with a lot of noble families as they make their way into high society. I’m just asking for NPCs and ideas.Most of the nobility are humans, but a few are half-elves and halflings.
>>97233040Be sure to give the players the social status that lets them participate in society and intrigue so that they aren't just stuck watching NPCs do stuff and can actually be the protagonists of the story
>Session 1 of buddy's new campaign>It's clear he hasn't read the rules at all and is totally winging it
>>97230596And yet HE'S actually put together a group, with players, and is out there running the game. That's makes him not only a better gamer than you, but a better human being than you. You should be on your knees thanking him for caring enough to run a game at all, instead of complaining about it online. You can't even muster the balls to bitch to him like a man. Fuck you, kill yourself, and get out. You're too pathetic to even post here.
>>97230596You know /tg/ is shit when people are upset at you for noticing your GM is incompetent. If someone invited you to a game, there actually fucking IS a minimum entry requirement. You should not invite people to a game you care so little about you haven't even bothered to learn the rules. I mean, come on, how is that too much to ask for? How the fuck are you guys actually so lacking in self-worth that you think it's acceptable to be invited to a game where the GM hasn't learned the rules? That's like being invited to a dinner, and you show up and it's not done, burnt, or raw; it's missing entirely because they simply decided not to bother! Why the fuck would you invite someone over for something, and then not bother with the bare minimum? Hey man, if you don't give enough of a fuck about playing a game to learn how the game works, maybe you shouldn't offer to run shit!That kind of behavior is so incompetent, lazy, and disrespectful that it boggles the mind.Ok, fine, be grateful at a base level to all people for wanting to spend recreational time together with me, I feel that, but at the end of the day... Are they a fucking retard? I can be polite to some inept dipshit if they have a profound mental disability like Down Syndrome or something, but it's actually totally fine to expect the bare minimum from people who aren't fucking disabled. You should be able to go into a game trusting that the GM learned the rules, that's not too much to ask.If you volunteer to run some shit, fucking read the rules. Matter of fact, reading the rules should be your number one priority before you go running your mouth about running it at all. How can you even know you like a system if you don't understand how it works? Huh? Is that just irrelevant? I feel like I'm taking retard pills even trying to understand the point of view where it's not taken for granted that the GM has read the fucking rules.It's actually ludicrous to expect anything else.
>>97232863it's rare that someone posts some autistic rant that I 100% agree with
>>97232863>>97232880Did we read the same thread?
>>97232863based
>Setting Basically late medieval to early Renaissance Europe >Magic Not really available to players, expect in the form of extremely rare high level magical weapons and items. BBEG should possess magic abilities >Player characters European presenting male fighters only, maximum one low level hedge wizard or shaman>Races All NPCs and PC should be human, finding a non-human village like elves should be extremely rare, unlikely, and magical experience
>>97223426You say this, but we are where we are now because of fucking GamerGate.
>>97222512that sounds boring as fuck
>>97228050>le terrible gamer gateGo back.
>>97222512So WFRP?
>>97222807>>97222546you are absolute dumbfucks and if your fantasy version of /tg/ with no generals were to become a reality, you would be the first person to bitch when every single thread inevitably becomes some inane one-off question about 40k lore, D&D or MTG. It will be nothing but slop threads as far as the eye can see and its thanks to generals that we ever get to talk about /awg/ or /hwg/ or obscure games.
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97225927>That's 44 miniatures>$10.09 per miniBro I don't know what world you live on, that you think 10 bucks for a 32mm piece of chinese-factory-made injected plastic is a good price100 bucks for 10 miniatures? broIt's fucking injected plastic
>>97232296>even on the worse possible outcome of losing a survivor, 10+ survivores get +1STR>Every settlement phase can net +40str spread overThis shit is clearly broken, as in, clearly not intended to be abused, and if you "won" 3 campaigns pumping 40STR every year you may as well fudge rolls, that shit is disgusting bro
>>97232314Tell me you don't paint or model minis without saying you don't paint or model minis.
>>97232353What the fuck are you talking about?
>>97232296I will say its mostly just been bad luck. I am a statistical anomaly with how bad my luck is with and game involving dice. Also our first two runs we did completely blind and did not meta, per say. I do feel we are much better then when we first played.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #590A Few Points EditionPrevious thread: >>97134848Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is Season 0 canon?
>the agonising crawl towards the eradication of the roach across all of yugioh
>>97232945>Grandpa is an ephebophile deviant I sure hope not
>>97232945Season 0 anime is not canon because of how many things were changed in the adaptation. Like the entirety of the Death-T arc is vastly different from the manga.
>>97232945No.Some secondaries will say otherwise but that's because they consume the series via youtube clip compilations and "anime youtubers". I'll let you decide if you should trust the opinions of such people.
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232172no
>>97232187sounds like a copout
>>97232916poor little dragon blood...
Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle. If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
>>97232848>That'd be true except the advice from reddit was retarded hippie trash and honestly a lot of the dragon magazine writers were protoredditors. Which is why none of it is good.
>>97232552>>97232771It's simpler than that: He's low IQ and he's trying to involve himself in culture war shit, because he thinks that will make people care about his content. He's trying to be a grifter, but he's too dumb to do it. And if he is actually virtualoptim, he's been at that shit for over a decade and still doesn't understand why everyone hates his faggoty song and dance.
>>97232490That was around the time reddit started cracking down hard on "problematic" subreddits and people started getting kicked out for saying nono words and having wrong opinions
>>97232872True, but it doesn't matter because actual good DMs figure that shit out on their own. If you have to be told it, you'll fail to apply it without seeming like an autistic robot.
>>97232246Not a shock. Most ttrpg youtubers are youtubers first and gamers a distant second. Real GMing advice takes the kind of study and contemplation that cant be shit out weekly in a 10 minute animated slideshow
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>>97232755Right? I wish I knew how to prompt whatever style it is consistently cause that would be her go to outfit for sure.
>hear a rich merchant has purchased your local tavern>go to check it out>see this mural painted on the wallyou ordering or leaving?
>>97231864We're leaving, but we're burning it to the fucking ground first.
>>97231864Where is the gay friendly eyetyrant?
>>97231989burgers?
>>97232814A place with a bunch of different cuisines on the list generally has an okay burger. I'm leaning towards that shrimp cocktail though
Every time I see nu-D&D art it is multiracial groups in festivals, celebrations and shit. Do they do fighting and adventuring anymore?
Ok real talk. Do you think design choices like this were what ultimately killed AoS? Or were there other factors at play?
>>97226758Even /pol/ saw a sharp decline in it >its just indians And who do you think pays them?
>>97145871>tfw skaven player in fantasy>skaven player in aos>very hard if not impossible to pozz>and even if you that just makes them more ulikeable
>>97228067Skaven are already and have always been reddit rats. No need to pozz what's already pozzed
>>97228067TWW crowd made Skaven synonymous with homosexuality a decade ago, there's no saving them
>>97222138>ported the fantasy armies overgimmie, i need that. MESBG is my most played game and i want to bring more people in.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is there a jump for the Rankin/Bass movies? I wanna be a Winter Warlock
Where's that angel god guy who jumps every jump that gets posted here and instantly solves the plot in one paragraph?I like his builds and his stories.I wanna post a jump but I don't want to do it if he's not gonna play it.
>>97232979Shard?
>>97232652There is one yes. It's on the reddit drive and named Rankin & Bass Christmas Special.
>>97233005>It's on the reddit driveIn other words, there isn't one.
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231015>Because in the latter, shittier versionGeorge in 2005, inb4 goalpost shifting to not include that time period either
>>97231599waitare star destroyers called that because they're literally destroyer class ships, as far as the imperial navy is concerned.
>>97232062>The scale of the conflict, who Grievous was, what the actual fuck happened to AnakinTwo out of three of those things are well-explained within the films and Grievous doesn’t particularly need a background.
>>97231674You ask me, the Dreadnought and Xyston a bigger offender than the Supremacy. The latter for being a boring design and the former for being boring and stupid.The Supremacy is at least something we hadn't seen before; a mobile shipyard base (and a far star destroyer).
>>97232961Well, yeah. They certainly can't destroy stars, so that's the only other interpretation that makes any sense.Though it seems like the Empire uses "destroyer" in the same broad, meaningless way that the late-20th century American navy does, where basically any surface combatant counts as a destroyer.
Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231871A lot of amazing synergy between base class abilities in the 2014 rules. I haven't read the 2024 rules.
>eyes of the graveI was thinking of adding fiends, devils and demons into this along with something to the effect of "Your sight counts as in daylight at all times" This is stronger than the ribbon it originally is but is there anything here that's immediately busted? I was hoping to spice it up a bit for a level 15 cleric that's recently gone through some shit and is switching subclasses from life to something a little mishmashed from other various subclasses
>The only class (not counting subclasses) that has a white human male man in its main illustration is the druid.Funny
>>97232996Only White people can connect with Nature.
>>97232996And they of course make him look like a gay faggot twink. As much as most people despise 5.5e I'm into it. But I'll be FUCKED IN THE ASS before I buy their WOKE GARBAGE BOOK FULL OF WOKE SHITTY ARTWORK!Nobody is going to stop my games from being whatever I want though. I'll make them based and nobody can stop me!
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97226037oh no, the Outlander is going to bury himself in feces and reduce his bloodline's IQ about 20 points (if that's even possible).Being of the superior species(mer), i have little concern with what you do. This isn't anger, this is disgust, you know the thing reserved for people capable of shame?
>>97226208I’m gonna do it in (what’s left) of Morrowind, green little turdlets throwing ash at the little merspawn and outbreeding your soon to be extinct stain of a “race.”Or are you in Windhelm, squatting in your ghetto asking for more (Chad) Nord handouts?
>>97225813>account based in summersetI don't keep orcs as tools in my fields because of their beauty, I give two shits of what their faces look like, unlike the cats they don't take skooma or moon sugar when you ain't watching them and the lizards who keep fucking running away into the sea and get eaten by some shark or whatever lives down there. No I keep them because they are strong tools and as long you beat them every once in a while, they keep in line and treat you like as the big chief those stronghold fuckers because they respect only strength, hell I can just ask one to join me in bed and they simply agree, because I'm their chief And yes sometimes they do have to wear a bag over their head so I don't feel disgusted so shut up N'wah
Fucking love greenskins, would buy one.
>>97228719>summersetSummerset? really?What a grand and infuriating foolishness. This is Big D, the Sharmat, motherfucking D-double-Dagoth -ur, lord of the 6th house and dreamer of the world.Only a mutt would assume everyone else is terminally inbred. When i get over there and measure you're skull i bet you're half breton, imperial or worse Khaj and i will personally beat the fuck out of you and kill your farm equipment.Generations of Outlander genetics have muddied, and false god worship has utterly broken my people, my divine disease will whip this all away.>>97226372I exist in the dream sleave an- This is fucking stupid, a Nord as i expected. I know better than to argue with "people" common outwitted by rocks and perplexed with match the symbol puzzles. Good luck beating the fucking inbred-fag-mer when the sum total of your magical knowledge is smacking rocks together.
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232048Did we ever find out what went wrong with that book? Because it's bizarrely bad.
>>97232048>>97232808What's so bad about it?
>>97232820MM4 just ind of sucks honestly. 40 pages of draconians nobody cares about for example. Most of the statblocks are meh.MM5 was a decisive return to form and almost everything in it is cool. Spawn of Juiblex stand out as truly awesome.1/2
>>972328282/2
>>97232820I'm not sure it's anything other than developer myopia: like >>97232828 said, just a lot of running material into the ground and in general feeling uninspired. It's fine to have, but it's never going to come out on top out of the available Manuals.
