Work in Progress, Christmas Johnnies Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97254966To buy no more new kits/armies until Kislev releases and continue to chip away at my painting backlog.
>>97254966I have finally decided on the colors, etc. for my attempt at a forge world (exists in lore but no named scheme - Moirae) and will attempt to get a small game-ready detachment built and snazzy.
>>97252068Not a lot honestly.
And the slowing chipping at at tanks continues.
>>97255059www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-lolth-queen-of-spiders-2-versions-nsfw-483754
What is the correct way to handle female priestess? Historically women weren't part of the clergy, so you don't have a lot of references to drawn from in regards to their attitude.
>>97254880By holding hands first.
>>97254957Clergy in RPGs are usually Christian inspired, and there the presence of women in clergy was limited although not rare.>>97254979>If you want real world examples look at the ancient Greeks or ShintoWeren't ancient greek and shinto priestess glorified cheerleaders with no real power inside religion? What I want is a grounded interpretation for women to be part of the religious apparatus in the world without feeling forced or out of place. Basically a version of the Lady Knights but for clerics.
>>97254880there's only one way to handle them.
>>97254880>HistoricallyFuck does that have to do with running a game?
>>97254880>>97255022What's the plan here anon? I see you have plenty of images of priestesses prepared- no doubt drawn my proverbial mad artists for no rational man commands the power of imagination necessary to be able to envision a woman doing a job historically held by men in a fictional setting- I assume they are for follow-up posts for people you have baited with your moronic question?If you really can't even begin to conceptualise something so basic as "a female priest" then I suggest you get another hobby not based around one's imaginative capabilities (for yours are evidently close to zero) and perhaps speak to a doctor.Can you imagine what it would be like to have not have had breakfast this morning you simpleton?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!One Confederation, One Vision, One Chancellor editionPrevious Thread: >>97234667================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97254783Like a 6-7 out of 10. It's cheap for a clan heavy, doesn't hit too hard, and isn't heat optimized. The ferrolam and reinforced structure would be way more annoying if it didn't have explosive crits.
>>97254576This one seems to be up against the strange problem of the definition of unique rather than being a common DCMS unit. IIRC Unique means "less than 5 functional units across the entire Inner Sphere", which most commonly will mean individual customs, but also some prototypes and development units.That said, as a MUL unit of basically a footnote, it might just be listed wrong. That said I probably wouldn't bust someone's balls if they wanted to take it in a lizard force.
>>97253815>The autism to combine two fandoms together... I once had such autism...Same. I connected BattleTech and Halo when I was younger, even wrote fanfic. Cringe just thinking about it.>>97253905Was Tywin a better strategist or tactician?
>>97253905You mean Clovis?
>>97254900As far as I know, this Alpha Strike statline was the only description of it until the Force Manual, so unless that has a writeup for it, we don't really know how it's distributed.
Gundam Meta Edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97254983That person cursing you out is doing so exasperatingly to make everyone here look like a vitriolic asshole. You're good man, I don't hold it against you. Happy new year.
>>97254998I mean it's all good man I just hope the threads consolidate. Happy new year.
>>97254817Invest in deez nuts
>>97252969>TQWas the last one I personally had. Any other tcg I played was whatever jank I could manage until the internet accommodated tcg's.
>>97255044Based. I'll never forget jamming duel after duel with my Brother's friend from high school, using nothing but the two first Yugioh starters. I still have my blue eyes
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>972450202050 take it or leave it.
>>97240421Well, in that particular game it was things like>Felana>Satyr>Nymphilia>Hammerer of Wombs>Fertia the Breeding Cow>Panos, Father of Many>Slampig Sally>Venus Nevervirgin>Venos the Veiny>Su the Settlement Slut>Pater OrgasmusAnd other stupid shit like that.
>>97252353GWAR: Rumble in Antarctica, or KDM? You make the call..
>>97252496What I'd give for a revival of GWAR: Rumble in Antarctica.
>>97252353>Hammerer of Wombskek
Go To Church Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Regarding life in the Imperium of Man, is there any way to have pleasant, comfy lifestyle, for your regular menial? Or do you need to be at least born noble? Looking for best storyline where somebody who could be happy and content gets their whole life torn down and has to suffer like your avarage underhive scum.
>>97254322I'm about to open some fucking windows.
>>97254504>Looking for best storyline where somebody who could be happy and content gets their whole life torn downOh that's easy. Have a planet be forgotten by Administratum for centuries then someone remembers they exist and demands all the overdue tithes with interest. The planet turns into an unlivable hell and your character takes whatever plot hook they can to escape that.
>>97254504Civilized Worldbottom text
>>97254504There are a lot of ways to have a shitty life in 40k, like a war starts a few light years from your planet and now its resources are siphoned away as war effort. Or some distant relative is caught in a pleasure cult and now the inquisition is fucking with everything even if it doesn't make sense.
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
>>97253791Also agreed, but it's still a good game especially for casual crowds. Decrypto is THAT much better, though
>>97254056>dominant speciesI love it. Have you played the marine version?Any other games that have the same feel.?>>97254236>ArkwrightI was interested in it but it looks too fiddly... And this version of Energy empire looks way worse.
>>97254236>Feudum got reprinted,Bonkers. It's bad.
>>97253063Very important but even more important is playing someone able to beat me half the times
>>97254918I think Decision space talked a bit about it recently. Basically exactly what I assumed; interesting theme, neat idea, mostly just ok gameplay that takes too long overall. I confess I haven't looked deeper though and Decision space doesn't always reflect reality even if their takes are very well explained
>Halflings to do the farming>Dwarves to do the smithing and mining>Gnomes to do the researching>Elves to do magic>Humans to do the fighting (and thus, the ruling)This seems the obvious perfect order to things. Humans don't want to be the peasant farmers, we want to be the knights and lords, but somebody has to farm, somebody has to smith, etc. Why not have the other races do the menial peasant stuff that they specialize in anyways?
>>97253383>lust-provoking imageSir, this is a blue board.
>>97252576>troon communist fingers made this post
>>97251916I did. In my kingdom Elves did the ruling while humans were (sex) slaves
What a retarded premise.
>>97251874So 80-90% of the population is halflings? Because that’s the percentage who are farmers. Makes more sense halflings are a servant class, as they are excellent cooks and gardeners, the hard work of plowing the fields is best left to men. Men can also be the warrior class, as hardy peasant boys are good stock to make soldiers.
Love Wins Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97099515 /pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<TQ: What is your favorite pantheon? What pantheon(s) would you want implemented/updated?
>>97250864If the DCs on higher level monsters and how casters fail way too much (most of the time) are things that have been complained about since forever, it's not a question of "luck". Overall the math is designed to rather consistently screw over players and specifically casters.
>>97251022I just don't really enjoy that offensive caster gameplay when fighting higher level enemies is to basically waste a turn and a spell fishing for a 30% chance that your spell will actually do something besides mildly debuff an enemy for 1 turn or do nothing at all if they crit succeed.But this is why our usual GM likes PF2 more than PF1. He likes designing very challenging encounters and the idea of a player caster turning the tide of a difficult fight doesn't sit well with him.
>>97251022The equivalent situation, of a 9th-Level Witch vs. a 12th-Level Spellcaster, would not be that different in 1e. Even worse, as all arcane casters take a -4 penalty to the saving throw against Feeblemind. In a charitable situation, where the boss have no buffs and only 21 DC, vs. a Witch with Heroism and not using an arcane list and a +4 to WIS, still would be about a 65% chance of saving and not becoming a walking onahole (assuming no Spell Resistance)?I don't think you are wrong about the math being slanted towards the GM and this punishes casters. But normally this discussion is about FIGHTING the boss, not being hit by them. Especially someone that is supposed to be hard. If you don't like the game being hard, then ask the GM to tune down the foes numbers, slap the Weak tag and call it a day. Again, that DC32 is the HIGH, not *STANDARD* DC for a Level 12 creature anyway, it would be DC29 if it was moderate. So this is all an atypical scenario that any real math criticism wouldn't help.>>97251150I respect that stance, though I can say that using an Incap spell when you have a distinct advantage like that is still a dick move. Least with no real heads up in the dungeon, that curses and the like that can fuck you over are all ready.It is fair to not like PF2e for catering to that thinking, but you can at least tell him to knock it off, there are better challenges than making the caster permanently retarded.
I don't know if this is a 2e thing or just my group thing but it feels like I'm the only one with working brain cells and can understand tactics. If I have to miss a session, suddenly that session becomes super deadly. If anyone else misses, the session is fine. I do play a lot of martials so losing a frontline can hurt but i also play in groups of 5-6 pcs. So it shouldn't hurt to lose one frontline. We also mainly play APs so it's not like the GM is making deadly encounters. But even still, a lot of the time I am soloing half the encounters while the rest of the party is struggling with the other half. Now i'm wondering if this is a normal sight or is my group just outliers?
>>97255083>We also mainly play APs so it's not like the GM is making deadly encounterslol
Why are there so many threads that ask vague non-questions about obscure non-topics? Like half the OPs on here are some gay shit like >How do we fix the scrimblopunk genre?Or>How do you accurate portray glup shittos in your game?
>>97254875Same. At the end of the day, it legitimately doesn't matter whether or not the stories were fake, considering there's next to no way to verify whether they were real or not anyways. But I find the screeching about sharing stories over their "quality" just fucking sad. Especially since none of the people whining about how all the stories are fake have any "real" stories to share anyways, they just bitch and bitch and bitch.
>>97254827Note how there aren't any character art threads up or even in new threads in the archive (other than the slop threads)I bet you could destroy the slop generals forever too by posting puckee
>>97255055The character art general (which never should have been one) was ruined by different spergs
>>97254875They cant come back though, because fat retards on wellfare continue to scrape the board for content. Life is a democracy and every story i dont post strengthens my vote for disingenuous fucks like >>97255014 to starve to death. If you want stories go to a fanfic archive
>>97255055>I bet you could destroy the slop generals forever too by posting puckeeIt wouldn't be off topic!
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
only lands booster
>>97254492>PLEASE PLAY LANDFALL/EARTHBENDING, PLEEEEEEEASE
>>97254332My favorite is getting someone with 100+ card decks, sometimes they know what they are doing
I wonder why he was playing multiversal passage
>>97254471>he can only win because of riggingkwab
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Making some spells for fun. Do you guys think this is balanced for 7th level?
my players say they love my campaign but im fucking tired it just feels like im trying to do something and never quite getting there and i dont wanna prep or at least not games i wanna imagine something else making encounters plots etc or just restart the same campaign with new players to perfect it further but not have to deal with the actual game at the same time i just wanna improv and go with the flow and see where things land but these idiots always have the dumbest ideas too and there's clearly a "that guy" that I should kick but he has never really done anything wrong he's just cognitively limited and i also wanna read more inspiration material i have every single pathfinder pdf on my phone but then i never dodoes anyone know this feel is anyone actually happy being a dm? why do i suffer all this doubt for some crumbs of appreciation? im a pretend normie with a faang job no sleep no wife and on top of that i run 2 campaigns and it's the best and worst thing at the same timei guess my question is can dnd bring happiness? or am i just coping that im accomplishing something. i guess coming up with a cool encounter or npc or item idea is fun once in a while
>>97254605Hmm, need's a material component. Like the heart of a magma mephit or something like that.
>>97254798I'm incredibly happy as a DM. Conversely, I am also a player in another game and am unsatisfied with the DM in that game. I mostly just stay for the camraderie and all the bsing while not playing. But that's neither here nor there.In my experience, people's contentment is not the product of one thing, it's everything. Like Alan Watts once said, "The only zen you'll find at the top of a mountain is the zen you bring up there with you."Try working on yourself, irrespective of whether you continue your campaigns. Hit the gym, fix your nutrition, and focus on yourself.
>>97254798DMing is not the magic bullet you are looking for to make you happy. No such bullet exists. If you enjoy DMing, then find your enjoyment in that. If you don't, talk to your players and see if one of your players would be interested in running a game, either as a break or longer-term if you don't feel like you'd enjoy going back to it.Being a DM isn't going to fix not having a wife, a good sleep schedule, or a fulfilling job. If those are things you think need fixing, do what you can to make those things happen. I'd start with the sleep thing first. Fixing those also isn't going to make you happy by themselves but you can derive happiness from them if you put yourself into the mindset to do so.
Why did GW make them chicken nuggets instead of just putting the crotch at the knee like real life exoskeletons?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EC33gaqQKSI?feature=share
>>97253840You could always make an abhuman thread
>>97253925That's not a bad idea.
>>97252450Centurions truly were the original sin, thought not as bad as this shit making dreadnoughts conceptually useless.
>>97253840>-1.) Apart of 40k canon from the very first edition.>apartZoomer trash detected. Read a paper book, worthless illiterate faggot.
>>97252450Theres a lot of similar ones but I agree, the way its tucked in does lend itself more to looking like a hijab in these pics
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>probably one of the horniest threads>over the holidaysYou poor sods.
>>97252775it's been pretty civil. I know I've been having some real arguments with noldorfag over christmas some years when I've been bored
>>97250542>it's a bunch of thousand-plus year old elves banging human women in their 50s and 60s.This was one of the more interesting and amusing things in Interspecies Reviewers. Elves actually enjoyed being with humans, but only if they were older, like 50 or 80 years old. Older the better, usually. This was due to elves (and other magically inclined races) being able to immediately tell a person's mana, which apparently has a sort of taste to it.This is inverted for humans, who are essentially "mana-blind". Cue many situations where the human reviewer goes after very old elves and has a good time, but everyone else is absolutely fucking disgusted by it because an old elf's mana is very gross.
>>97250603>just naive and a bit weird for creeping on 16 year old ParnJust shut the fuck up with this age gap garbage. Is fiction for God's sake.
>>97254500It's even funnier in the light novels since everyone always assumes Deedlit is a child of about 12 from a distance until they see her elf ears. So she's canonically a loli baba.
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97253352>The idea that she could treat it like a brawl was foreign to her.I choose this interpretation because it's kino. Reminds me of how in the Princess Bride novel, it's revealed that Inigo Montoya's last and best fencing master was an alcoholic Scotsman who taught him the most important lessons-- how to apply his fancy dueling techniques in a real-world context, and survive an actual fight even after things start going wrong.
>>97253352That still makes no sense because it doesn't matter what fucking martial arts style you use if someone can *see the fucking future*. Jedi "danger sense" has been shown to warn them of everything from general hostility from a crowd to a concealed ambushes to people walking up behind them to shank them with a vibroknife, why the fuck would it suddenly stop functioning just because the specific form of attack that's coming is a suckerpunch?
>>97253235Charitably, you could read it as Boba being the biggest Jedi killer in the galaxy who's still alive at that point. General Grievous and Grandpa Anakin aren't really options.
>>97254921Again though, that makes no sense because we're talking about Jaina fucking Solo, the Sword of the Jedi, a veteran fighter who's spent most of her young life at war against bondage aliens who fight hand-to-hand with living weapons that can randomly turn into fucking snakes that try to bite you. The notion that she's naive and focused to her detriment on "Jedi duelling" or whatever is farcical, and Traviss framing her that way was exclusively down to her desperate need to wank Mandos and shit on Jedi.
>>97221870i could never bring myself to hate the prequels even if the writing was never as tight as the OG. the sequels are quite different, but at least 7 is funny and 8 is so scattered and batshit it's entertaining outside of hyperspace jail
