Shark Octupus Crab edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97376037You would either have to have them reveal the card, or put it temporarily in exile face down, or make it digital only.
>>97376037It's wordier, but the effect you want to do can be done with exile:"If the chosen player would draw a card, exile it face down instead. For as long as those cards remain exiled, the chosen player may look at them, and may cast spells among them. A spell cast this way costs (2) more to cast."
>>97376037The first card enchanted player draws during their draw step cost 2 more to play this turn. You are relying on player memory and good will for the card rules to be followed
>>97375992Good harvest
How are interspecies relationships between yuan-ti and humans treated in your setting?
>>97355296Traditional games?
>>97355889>being a passive, cold fish that expects the human to do all the work>being a scaledog templated furfag to bootMiss me with that gay shit
>>97370731>expects the human to do all the workShe went out, applied for a permit, and is actively displaying it. I am pretty sure she is courting human men, not the other way around.
man these captchas are weird these days>>97355440do you have an asset pack or something you can share, please
Accidentally knocked up a yuan-ti once. In my defense, I thought it was male and I was drilling it up the shit pipe. Lack of tits and a cloaca threw me off my game.
>Man, Elf, DwarfTo this day, it's the most kino fantasy party.
>>97334359>tabaxi>Half Orc>human (dragon mark)my go-to choice
>>97334359>genericslop>earslop>beardslopI sleep.
>>97336817That's some fucking Pratchett shit right there.Hell yeah
>>97363548>Wears odd looking armor that keeps you guessing as to his race until it turns out he was just a cheerful little gentleman the entire time
>>97334943DnD with liberals vs DnD with real men
Thread #007 Countess EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97258877Previous Thread>>97131386Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97373450Maybe. But the moment the situation started with the Lasombra master getting eaten by a paraplegic junior? (And somehow that mother fucker is still holding on leading the demi-anarchs, bless his heart.) That shit was doomed brother. No amount of personal combat was going to fix it without a centre. Not that it can't work. Back in Milwakee, Stake Duels were a default for the enforcers and the tyrant prince in settling things 'civilly', but that fucker being a control freak was what kept order.>>97372241I've heard Lilith, dozens of Egyptian gods, many local Amreican spirits, the capital D devil, God, YHWH, Allah... Whoever they'd pray to. Or just their bad linguistic habits.
I am being assaulted i am being robbed help helHalfSeeingEye here! Don't want to go fetch my laptop so I stole Lavender's. He's a twink, he's easy to rob, would recommend. >>97372425>I had a nightmare about Boy Toy becoming a greater evil than the one he foughtThat's prolly nothing, Toreadors aren't a clan known for prophetic dreams. Most likely it's just a psychological thing, a result of you worrying deeply about him and the way things can unfold, so don't let it get to you. That said, I could do a reading for you, see what the cards say about Boy Toy and his future? Try and alleviate your concerns about him turning into a squared abomination or something, eating all of you. >>97370904>Family values.That, and if Lavender kicked it somebody else would have to be the caern custodian. And, therefore, the one getting haunted by a vast lightning-toucan spirit. We're better off with him alive. He's scowling at me right now, doing this murderous goth boy glare. Very, very angry. Fearsome. Can't imagine living my life without those glares.
>>97372648>>97372779Kakophoni,I'm trying to ask more nicely than what Venus would do, before she does it, but we really really really need news on Boy Toy. Please.Imagine taking a loved one, a boyfriend, a brother, a son, to the Emergency Department and there ain't no communication from the hospital for multiple days and nights. Our ghoul nurse says ED personnel spends more time "treating" the family more than some patients.What's happening? What's he look like? Man?Wolf? Is he awake? Alive? He ever spoke? Recovering? Critical? Did you have somebody else take care of him?Also, he posted here he was fleshcrafted once, sot this ain't the first time he changed shape against his will, or into something he didn't like.Even if he's stuck in that state and ain't got either worse or better, and the news are there ain't no news, just tell us something, anything.And if he died, we're ready, we won't blame you, don't sugarcoat it.I'm begging you, Kakophoni.
>>97373514>Lasombra master getting eaten by a paraplegic juniorSounds like he had a case of skill issue.>>97373859>I am being assaulted i am being robbed help helPfft.>HalfSeeingEye here!>I could do a reading for you, see what the cards say about Boy Toy and his future? Try and alleviate your concerns about him turning into a squared abomination or something, eating all of you.My concern is that he may no longer function not only as a Toreador, or even just a quirky member of the Camarilla - but as a vampire and predator.In my dream he was about as mindless a serial killer as the dog we tried to put down, there was no art to the fucked up savagery he did, a monster even the worst of us kindred, even a Baali's supernatural sugar daddy would have contempt for.I mean, go for it. The cards definitely know more than I do.
>>97374005Okey-dokes! Five questions, five cards, a moderately-invasive sort of scrying. Not too complex, not too shallow. Bear in mind that the cards sometimes play it coy, and sometimes the potent sorcery within them is misled away by sufficiently powerful antagonistic force, but I doubt this is going to be the case.>Boy Toy's current state?Judgment - reverse. Fear of change; stagnation; refusal to awaken. >The cause of it?Four of Cups - upright. Dissatisfaction; apathy; boredom.>Key to treatment of it?Seven of Swords - reverse. From lie to truth; break of deception; reveal of secrets. >Should it be treated at all?Death - upright. Transformation; letting go; new beginnings produced by abandoning something. >What does the future hold for him, whether short-term or long-term or at scale of eternity?Ten of Swords - reverse. A card debated pretty often, and I sometimes get the feeling it's outright indecisive, in my case. I go with this meaning:Relief; recovery; end of pain.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97375624Well that just makes it the best choice to start out I suppose.
>>97375386>How do I even get into this? How can I sell it to my group?Try before buying. Depending on what attracted you to the game, there's a few places to start. If you were drawn in by any kind of vs battle or fanfiction, start with the second edition Exalted corebook and go from there, probably into the Books of Sorcery or the Scroll of- series. If you were drawn in because you heard someone talking about their game or some kind of flavor, if you're looking for some combination of crazy kung fu swords and sorcery with divine heroes and a bit of grit, start with the first edition core book. If you really want an easy start and especially if you're more into narrative over crunch you could go with Exalted Essence, which is probably the easiest to start with and pitch with but doesn't have much in the way of lore or introduction to the setting, and doesn't play very well past the early midgame, ~6 months of weekly sessions.
>>97375552Look, man, just because you haven't experienced it doesn't make it not bullshit. It's like saying back pain isn't a big deal when you've never had it. These experiences highlights how bullshit NPCs probably just shouldn't be in the arsenal
>>97375805I'm drawn to it mainly because it looks like a great outlet for some build autism and meaningful combat encounters, the sad part is that we're not scared by the crunch per se, but by the limited time we have, so we most probably will be good enough with Essence.>~6 months of weekly sessionsWe have different things going on so at best we'd be playing twice a month and our sessions are on the shorter end, so that would already mean more than a year.
>>97375991>We have different things going on so at best we'd be playing twice a month and our sessions are on the shorter end, so that would already mean more than a year.Probably good for your purposes then, especially with the way they're fleshing out options as they release books.
What's your theory for why all the talent is leaving Leder Games?What’s your worst/best board game break up story?
>>97375636Meanwhile TTSchads interact, banter, move and flick around their own pieces and can do any kind of house rule they so desire.
>>97375798Go back to /v/.
>>97375797I apologize in advance, it actually looks interesting for a 'mean' f&w>IDK how you'll try it as it's Japanese and came out 10 years agoYou never know when you're going to come across a game someone rec'd to you a while ago. I got a couple games in a math trade a few years ago that I wouldn't even be aware of had it not been for these threads
>>97375848I don't even particularly like video games, bga is bad, cope.
>>97375264Gotcha.>EU:PoPShill it for 3/4 then please. You mentioned TI4 and Dune in the same post, and if that means it's a discussion heavy game like those 2, I'm even more interested in how that kind of gameplay holds up at small player counts.
I was diving in the archives and discovered this thing that /tg/ made a long time ago. Catgirls + an underwater world. It looks like the project withered away and everyone involved left this board ten or so years ago. So, how was it? Did it ever get off the ground?
>>97373285I had an insane idea a while back to use CATastrophe as a setting for like a Twilight/Merc 2000 game, while kind of keeping a similar "People aren't supposed to really die" tone.
>>973755091d4chan has link to the old threads as well as mentions for the other systems it was adapted to but the links are deadHere you go. >https://archive.ph/UGhxEi dont remember the maid version but apparently it existed.the archive has some pdfs after looking around with my superior google fu>https://archive.org/details/catastrophe-rpg-20-01-2014/CATastrophe_rpg_2014_01_20/page/n5/mode/2up
>>97373777The absolute state of election tourists and their retardation. SAD.
>>97374652Fuck off newfag
>2012 was 14 years agoI was in my mid-20s then and still had one grandparent left.Now I'm 40 with two kids and worrying about my parents' age and their failing health.itallreturnstonothing.mp3
>get back into 40k after 9e killed my group>check out all the lgs's near me>every single group just plays symmetrical tournament scenarios>they all organize over discord, join it to get some games going>most of it is people posting 40+ minute ai generated warhammer fanfic videos and soijacking over it>mfw
>>97367456Horus Heresy is why we're in this mess
>>97364599Do nu-40k players even still play team games anymore? I remember doing tons of Necrons+Chaos v Imperium back in the day with my buddies
>>97367305It really feels like you escaped the plantation once you try other games. 40k is so mind numbingly awful
>>97375927We started with 5th, 7th killed our group before 8th revived it, but then 8th became a bloated annoying mess with each codex and 9th was just miserable to play. We tried 10th but its just streamlined 9th.
>>97375792It doesn't work. The AI slop is being forced, no matter how many times you do it they always come back.Also youtube started doing this annoying thing that it auto dubs videos into English. I know this happens because I listen to things in Spanish, English, German and Japanese. Unless the creator of the videos unchecks the auto dub options you can't do shit outside of deactivating the dub on each video.
▶ Thread Task: Cosmic fantasyPrevious thread: >>97346073▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:https://pastebin.com/XRGqaW4W (embed) (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97375968Yeah, it definitely likes to hallucinate a little bit, especially if you get the little too wordy.>Edgar Scrolls casts Passball
>>97375075Looks like a fly has landed on his forehead
>>97375896What do you mean? That's obviously just a dwarven belt buckle.
>>97375968The two identical guys behind her are even more glaring than some mutated statues. The image is also largely identical to dozens you've posted before. Not worth posting.
Should an elven wizard be more powerful on average than a human one? Explain your answer.
>>97372038Out of morbid curiosity, I went and scrolled through months worth of his reddit posts and it's genuinely fascinating that the guy doesn't even pretend to care about RPGs. Sometimes he'll post faggy little backstories to go with the art he posts on reddit, but the overwhelming majority of his posts aren't even commissions. Even some of the artists he claims to have commissioned don't seem to have comm info, websites, or anything that like. A few of them do, but it's surprisingly just a lot of Korean artists. He also posts the same shit across multiple subreddits, mostly vague themes like "imaginarypeople" which all seem like ghost towns where his posts get a few hundred upboats, but no comments that aren't made by him.His behavior across these dozen or so subreddits is downright mechanical, right down to copy and pasting the same message even though no one is commenting on the post at all>I really shouldn’t have to do this but here is a link to the WIPsEven though no one is questioning it. This also includes him reposting the same stories over and over too.I can't tell if this is some abysmally autistic faggot who really, REALLY wants free upboats in between wanting his ego stroked for his commissions, or if he's just some obnoxious bot created purely for the purpose of spoofing activity so sites like reddit (which is verifiably run primarily by US government cyberops agents) and also /tg/, I guess, look less dead and more advertiser friendly. Genuinely fascinating bullshit. What does he even want? He doesn't want to talk about his fake characters. He only pretends to be running games. He seems to just scour artstation for generic fantasy concept art. What compels a man, if he is a real man, to do this almost every day for years?
>>97373244You're being way too performative to fit in
>>97370305Think players being mary sueish compared to NPCs is natural to how TTRPGs progress and a side effect of that.
>>97373244I don't think it's healthy to be this obsessed with a 4chan shitposter.
>>97358387Elves should 100% be better casters at least.
Previous thread: >>97295718GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: what's the best classic GURPS cover art?
>>97374698>all that wasted space around the quote>lines wrapping with the image
>>97375317>This confirms my Kromm was never a good editor theory and just piggybacked off of goated authors.He's not responsible for layout, that's a completely different job.
>>97374698>determine damage for one hit, subtract DR and multiplyisn't that overpowered? The result of rolling a single d6 and multiplying by 100 is very different from the result of 100d6.
>>97375869I don't think I've used that rule once in actual play.
>>97375869The fast damage resolution rules work out the same as the normal ones so long as you aren't dealing 1d damage, since that case has flat probabilities. In both cases, you repeat a single attack a number of times, the only difference is that you're assuming all hits rolled the same damage (and thus have the same penetrating damage). You are not multiplying the raw damage in a single blow, you're multiplying the result of DR being substracted from a single hit.Not accounting for ablation rules, and going with DR 3, you'd be dealing on average 100 times 0.5 injury (so 100 because any penetrating damage deals at least 1 HP of injury), against 347 for 100d.
Composite Critter editionPrevious >>97320851>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97375061Forge is good, by having "add face down to hand then place face up" as independent effects the EX11 stuff all increases your security if they're already face-up. I like all the RB lv 4's though.Vespa is fine, good to have the CannonBeemon protection inherit on another card but I think the other CannonBeemon's DeDigi will allow the deck to bypass protection. Gives the deck a way to deal with ExMaquinamon and Homeros though, and would be the only viable way to use the Unique Emblem (first Vespamon sucks)
>>97374911>>97374903Man the bee stuff has been really welcome honestly. TigerVespa OTK is kinda boring, so I like that this new support leans way harder into the control gimmick and makes it stickier too.
Too blurry to read but Shoto's cards have leaked via magazine scans. Warp GrandGale doesn't have Vortex.
>>97375898Is that a name/trait digivolve above Galemon's keywords?
>>97375996Looks like On Play When Digivolving You (may? I know Zephagamon has some mandatory suspends mixed in) suspend 1 Digimon
Damsel in Distress Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97371680The attack action is important for being able to use the bonus action attack from your martial arts feature. Now you can cast a spell and still do your little extra jab
>>97375028I thought of that briefly, too, but this is 2024 monk. Neither the Bonus Unarmed Strike nor Flurry of Blows requires that you take the Attack action on your turn.
>>97373442I've got two magic items upcoming in my campaign that are cultural references, one probably more obvious than the other.>quarterstaffI'm taking the Quarterstaff of the Acrobat and turning it into a scaling weapon based on how many dragons the wielder has defeated. It'll start with the ability to elongate to a 10 foot pole or shrink to a 6 inch rod and give Advantage to Acrobatics, then after defeating one dragon it'll be a +1 weapon that gains the Attack Deflection ability the staff usually has, and then it reaches its final form once three dragons have been defeated.>scrying staffGlasstaff in my Mines run has been corrupted by a cursed Staff of Scrying that he found in Tressendar Manor after arriving in Phandalin. The staff has a grapefruit-colored orb attached to one end, and can be used to cast the Scrying spell. However, the orb houses a malicious intent and will attempt to feed into its user's paranoia and baser desires. Any Scrying done while this item is cursed will be misrepresented by the orb in order to trick the user into acting in an evil way.
>>97374255some details>reference sectionbooks grant a mechanical benefit in 2024>occult sectionnoted>infohazardthis one im pretty sure should be fine as its a cantrip and both battle smith and artillerist get much stronger BA options>cognitohazardnoted. I forgot to limit this to 1/turn
>>97374893The current ongoing story arc is literally just the plot to Touhou 17
Every once in a while there's a thread popping up about how badass and stronger 40k's setting is, but big time professional question ironically raised by an autistic friend of mine at the pub yesterday:Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?
>>97373160>>97373743Reminder that in Planet Robobot, Haltmann converted all of popstar to a mechanized world in seconds.Once Kirby woke up he immediately stole a mech, taught that mech Hunger, freed the planet, destroyed the fleet, ate a starship, killed a rebuilt cyborg godmachine, and returned Pop Star to normal. Not even an exterminatus would stop him.
>>97374369These sort of plans have a tendency to backfire. Twice now someone has gotten the jump on Kirby and sliced him with an all-killing blade - once was Death itself - and all it did was split Kirby into multiple Kirbys. Trapping Kirby in a stasis field will likely just give him access to some sort of alt-form, super-powerful "Elder Kirby" that triggers at key moments as the game's gimmick.
>>97374570>trap kirby in a stasis field>now he can nap as long as we wants
>>97374521Kirby punches planets in half in superstar
>>97374369Im pretty sure even a single virus bomb could do the trick
What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time
>>97372666Stop trying to corrupt humanity, satan.
>>97372439Why do you talk like a Redditor?
>>97373305Sad!
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
>>97343357F.A.T.A.L has yet to be beaten.
