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Merry Christmas everyone. (Troll knew it was hopeless. One the woodland folk had an idea stuck into their heads there was no way of stopping them.)
>>97235061That's the name of one of my Neverwinter Nights characters that I generated with Perchance. Her background is that she's a desert adventurer and a skilled gladiator combatant.
>>97238723>skilled gladiator combatantNo offence but she's built like a cheerleader. (Verification not required.) And why are her hair so perfect on the desert?
>>97238718Even if you are a hypocrite faggot, Merry Christmas to you too
Merry Christmas to all
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>>97238477>you cannot fight against or betray your teamDoes that apply to mind controlCan a mind control individual not attack their allies?
>>97238477The precog vs mind controller shadow war after the psychics win is going to be insane
>>97238551Yep. Summoning OP.
>>97237736>>97238179Boring, I'm still waiting for an actually good cyoa
>>97238629Just use AI to make them again
I feel like this edition has alot of objectively bad things about it and is absolutely where the alot of worst qualities of current editions showed up. But I feel like I prefer playing this edition compared to a lot of previous editions and 10th edition. Its a weird transitional period where there's still a lot of the old units that haven't been legended yet while still having the fucking Primaris lot. Its strange but I don't feel like I'm missing out on much staying on this edition and playing with friends casually instead of going back to playing the current edition.
>>97231537Literally every edition before 8th had less bullshit to memorize
>>97234943Even the absolute mess that was 7th, it was pretty modular and you could ignore most of it.And still you didn't get surprised outside of what a unit already had in their unit description.
>>97226259I would be down to have a gander at this
>>971861088th wasn't the best but it was the last edition worth playing. The accompanying edition of Kill Team that used a lot of its core rules and datasheets was nice for the sake of homebrew and modularity as well.
>>97223256That's why I said dial back the bullshit.
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237929That's a skill issue but at least you know they're retarded now.
Which 504 worlds don't blow ass?
>>97237929Pax ren is mainly a testosterone check if you think about it, nonconfrontational pussies will never be able to play it
>>97237929The game only buckbreaks people who (like me) are used to getting everything from an upfront teach and (unlike me) won't be game for an grasp-it-as-you-play approach which is very much needed here. I don't think I know any other game THAT resistent to being groked from a dry teach alone.
i have decided not to get the old king's crown, it's average game length would put off my game group
>Setting Basically late medieval to early Renaissance Europe >Magic Not really available to players, expect in the form of extremely rare high level magical weapons and items. BBEG should possess magic abilities >Player characters European presenting male fighters only, maximum one low level hedge wizard or shaman>Races All NPCs and PC should be human, finding a non-human village like elves should be extremely rare, unlikely, and magical experience
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>>97222512If you mean traditional fantasy? I'd say maybe Dragonlance or Tolkien's stuff. My favorite? Planescape.
imagine projecting that hard KEK
>>97222512Op, just play the Pendragon grand campaign with "High Chivalry" cranked to max.Myself I prefer the Dark Ages.
>>97235154This board isn't for discussing games, it's for discussing settings and worldbuilding primarily, with literature, film, and history, and a little bit of anime and manga on the side.This is /tg/ - Everything But Games.
I refuse to believe Halo Flashpoint is even a 10th as successful as Mantic claims. In terms of online, easy to find metrics it has:3100 people as part of its sub(P)reddit.2100 or so people as part of Facebook Groups.No one discussing it on Twitter gets many likes/comments/retweets.No one big or well known talks about/plays it on Youtube.Yet it's one of the fastest growing and more popular tabletop games to come out recently?I don't buy it.I don't hate the system, but I am baffled by Mantic's ability to get away with lying about how successful this game is.
>>97236626I want to buy the elites as a painting project but my FLGS hasn't gotten them in yet.
Will George Floyd get a mini?
>>97236626Bungiefags will buy virtually anything even if they never intend to play it. The fact that they only reached the breaking point on Destiny's bullshit THIS YEAR, after a decade of "vaultings" of $100 DLC, is actually insane.
>>97236626I probably would have picked it up if it hadn't been based on the vidya pvp model from day 1. Spartan vs Spartan tdm is lame for a wargame.
>>97237885The second most common complaint about H:GC (after it not being in 28mm) was that the gameplay didn't resemble the videogames.I also think making a tabletop game based on the multiplayer was stupid, but it was kinda what people wanted.
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97238674Your GM gets his ass out if you don't play a woman?
>>97238699yes it's very annoying
>>97236290> Trannys in falloutLmao. It's strange, in societies with a lot of scarcity where people are not meeting their basis hierarchy of needs, this trans shit doesn't appear. If you are starving or very poor or worried about being enslaved or eaten or whatever the fuck, there isn't time for middle class white men to think 'ummmm no actually I think I'm a fucking woman on the inside.' there would not be any trans in Fallout
>>97238740so you just got tired of your family calling you a retard over Christmas dinner and came here so we could call you one instead?
>>97238749australian spotted
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97180873Well, after Kerk the warrior made it out of the dungeon, he hoofed it to the nearest town (A couple days away.) While he was there, he gathered some equipment and sought out other adventurers to take with him, (Safety in numbers, and all that.)However, as he was looking for other likeminded people to adventure with, he instead found a merchant who'd been assaulted on the road. The merchant explained that he was attacked by goblins on the eastern road, and that his business partner was taken by the little green men. If I can recover his business partner (Or his corpse,) then I will be rewarded a couple hundred gold. I was going to purchase a suit of platemail, but shamefully platemail is really expensive in this town. (Go figure, I'm in the middle of nowhere.)I marched down to the goblin's hideout, but right outside they're using a nest of giant rats as a sort of defense. I actually thought I died to the giant rats because of how I rolled, but then I forgot that when you kill half of an enemy's units that you need to roll for morale. Luckily they ran away after I killed several of them, because otherwise Kerk would be dead... He hobbled back to town and told the merchant, "Look, I'll go back and see if I can find your buddy, but I need more equipment, more help, and a couple days to recover..."
>>97237792Aaaaand he just died to a goblin chieftan. I managed to kill the rest of the goblins in that hideout, but the chieftain was the last foe, and he managed to deal just enough damage to down Kerk.
>>97213239If you want an existing module, why not the venerable Keep on the Borderlands?
>>97213239Ruins of the Undercity is specifically designed for solo play.Scarlet Heroes works with basically any modules or campaigns.
>>97237012What's wrong with napkin notes
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238382>There was some stuff going on with their machines and cloud storage or something a while backA firmware update locked people out of using other slicer software unless they downgraded.
>>97238405 I see. Did Bambu ever backpedal on that?
>>97238489Bambu said downgrading was always an option. OrcaSlicer could add new code to make it compatible with the changes, but its developers refused on the principle that Bambu should reconsider their approach to begin with.
Anyone knows stl makers with similar style of dwarfs and goblins?Preferably ones that have free sample models. I need only a couple to make 5-6 models size teams for playing a small skirmish game with a friend.
>>97238556fabelzel
winter edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tech Mahindra Global Chess League | December 13th - 24th- FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships | December 25th - 31st- Rilton Cup | December 27th - January 5th- Lichess Winter Marathon | December 28th- European Women's Rapid and Blitz Chess Championship | January 8th - 12th- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236668Or agnostic, like "if I win then God exists, if I lose then he doesn't".
>>97236944What about stalemates? Influence of the demiurge perhaps?
>>97236986An angel saved the ass of the other player.
>>97233915It's a good plan, except for the chess part.
The game is vastly improved when Rooks move only 3 tiles and Queens move identically to the King.
I love minis and so should you :)post your favorite minis or minis that you think are terrible
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>>97236227Pretty sure those came at a time when GW and co were getting into CAD. The GK Strike Cruisers from the same era were also too perfect/clean edge to not have been CAD origin.
>>97238392If you look at the Mechanicus battleship's prow more closely you can see the little irregularities in the triangular chevrons on the red armor plate, the holes in the top of the quarter armor, and the arches on the armor, not to mention things like the panel lines on the sail behind the bridge. Battelfleet Gothic stuff was shockingly simply-sculpted. The line is almost entirely built up out of plastic strips, punched circles, and tubing. GW even did some features in White Dwarf about the sculpting process. I'll have to see if I still have the archive I put together on this computer.
fuck red edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238679a very shitty set
YGO is a great card game if you want to play one (1) turn of a card game.
mtg is a great card game if you want to play an auto-ttrpg
>>97238728?
>>97232838>TQBLack. Why? Cos it's color pie is "Pay life: do anything"
Christmas edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97225164 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238684fuck medidn't know HM made sylvanethnice
>>97238687Ok that had to be a lawsuit
>>97238697I do like the infantry tbhon stabbas are so outdated when highland slop looks better
>>97238716it's only illegal if they catch him
>>97238687>>97238716Lel I thought that was a scan at first.>>97238729Stabbas are kino what are you on about.
To preface, I'm an MTG veteran. My first Precon was Coven Counters in 2021 and I've been an EDH player ever since.After years of playing, I think the WUBRG elemental may just do me in. Gimmick synergy, tribal, a real throw in anything somewhat related type of commander potential. It also has the most forced WUBRG ability to date: being able to pay WUBRG in order to keep an Elemental you Evoked is utter bullshit. It completely defeats the purpose of Evoke and is just a continuation of "drop a set, put whatever you want under 1 commander."I hate it, you hate it, and it's just a slap in the face of previous WUBRG Legendaries that tried to be something more than tribal or gimmick synergy, or just cram some WUBRG ability in last second, such as [[Atogatog]] [[General Tazri]] [[Golos, Tireless Pilgrim]] [[Jodah, the Unifier]] [[Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile]] [[Morophon, the Boundless]] [[Najeela, Blade Blossom]] and [[Ramos, Dragon Engine]] . And I'm missing a shitton of other WUBRG Legendaries that could be Commanders.But let's look at the new WUBRG Legendaries that could be Commanders (hint: they're all tribal, gimmick synergy, or cram in a WUBRG ability last second): [[Avatar Aang]] [[Cosmic Spider-Man]] [[Hei Bai, Forest Guardian]] [[Heroes in a Half Shell]] and [[Infinite Guideline Station]] .As long as WotC keeps dropping cards like [[Horde of Notions]] , MTG will die very soon and for real this time.
>>97232405weak b8
>>97232405>MTG veteran. >My first Precon was Coven Counters in 2021>been an EDH player ever since.FUCKING TOURIST!GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOBBY!GATE KEEP!GATE KEEP!GATE KEEP!
>>97234692have a (you) for still replying
>baits are so lazy nowadays they're literally just copypasted from reddit
>>97232405>EDH player*sigh*Planeswalking time
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97235910In that case yes, the whole night in Rome, or the next good thing, please. I'll DM you the full list of passengers.
>>97234802>>97234965>>97235526I judge not what the peasantry do to get their kicks or survive. I will judge their insides though, and if they make for some good artwork for my manse. Some even double as a drinking fountain but they're too much work to maintain and my guests don't typically enjoy such meaty appliances. It's a modern day tragedy, that's what this is.
Hey guys i was looking at myself in the mirror last night and i think i saw a wolf-like shape behind my refelection. Do anyone knows what that
>>97236845Son of a bitch, there goes another one. And on Christmas, too. Shame.
A year ago I was still your goth girl next door flipping off every man, woman and child dressed as Santa on my way to the club. It's Christmas and I ain't merry. Boyfriend on high alert, women out there squeezing the simps' bank accounts dry, the mansion became this Tim Burton movie with dolls in dresses patrolling like toy soldiers.I finally got the date with the smoking fetishist.Boring black BMW. Prehistoric frock coat. Fuck his Cologne and whoever sells it, it'd get any woman to smoke herself to death. To quote my boyfriend, it got worse.Four fucking hours of smirking, scoffing, sneering, blowing smoke in this gen Xer kine's dumb face, dumping ash on him down every corner of NYC. Having the color of my hair and eyes, and my cold, pale skin praised, my black furs smelled... This shit is tame. Tame by ex-Sabbat blood doll standards. Tame by my standards. Uncreative.We got to his place where I had him lick ash off my shoe, made him thrust his cock into grey donut-shaped clouds, burned him with my cigs. Still tame, but better. Got my ashtray really turned on. In the end I masturbated while smoking on his bed and looking away from him as he jerked off on his knees.As soon as he came, the guy wanted to schedule another night right away, and unholy fucking shit how bad did I desire to pull an Assoluta, and reject him to raise the stakes, but he paid extras on top of extras I ain't even asked.Before I got out of his car I said: "If I told you this is my first time doing this, would you believe it?" Hook, line, sinker, extras. "Next time I make smokey bacon out of you." I flipped my "Santa."What did I buy Boy Toy with my first taste of success? I clapped my hands twice, staff delivered him a bouquet of black&red roses. My man laughed.He's been laughing for ten good minutes now. He rarely laughs. Is there a connection with Venus' sire having the opposite problem?I take it all back. It's Christmas and I am merry.I hope all of you are merry too
