In your game, do you treat bows as strength- or dexterity-based weapons?
>>97223103YesStr controls range/damageDex decides if you hit or not
>>97230369>That thing with hundreds of hits in the archive is totally not real. Trust me!The Pucklfucks are starting to glow.
>>97223103Sid-stepped the question entirely by not having skills, and instead having 12 attributes."Melee" and "Ranged" are separate attributes, as well as "Unarmed" which does both what it says and covers what would normally be a strength roll (eg forcing a door open).>>97223163This sounds very reasonable.>>97230884That makes sense. Do other weapons work the same way, or just bows?>>97227798But perception is naturally the most useful utility skill in any game that its in, so balance-wise I don't think it makes sense for it to also contribute to both damage and damage reduction.
>>97230884That makes no sense, the bow has a maximum draw strength and you can't infinitely increase range and damage.
WIS
>dwarf speaks>scottish accent
>>97233279I don't know what a norse accent sounds like.
>>97233309You actually do know what it sounds like.
>>97233325He's a Swede, and not even a funny Swedehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peAOd8D0wmI
>>97233351The difference between a Norwegian accent and a Swedish accent is that a Norwegian accent is more high pitched and "sing-song". So a gay Swedish Chef accent.
>>97233365More accurate than you think.
Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232996Only White people can connect with Nature.
>>97232996And they of course make him look like a gay faggot twink. As much as most people despise 5.5e I'm into it. But I'll be FUCKED IN THE ASS before I buy their WOKE GARBAGE BOOK FULL OF WOKE SHITTY ARTWORK!Nobody is going to stop my games from being whatever I want though. I'll make them based and nobody can stop me!
>>97233010Yes, you've had this rant several times, edgelord, nobody cares.
>>97233260You can't stop me and I'll keep doing it
>>97232996As it should due to druids being a white originating practise
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Where's that angel god guy who jumps every jump that gets posted here and instantly solves the plot in one paragraph?I like his builds and his stories.I wanna post a jump but I don't want to do it if he's not gonna play it.
>>97232979Shard?
>>97232652There is one yes. It's on the reddit drive and named Rankin & Bass Christmas Special.
>>97233005>It's on the reddit driveIn other words, there isn't one.
>>97231957You clearly haven't read the Viking Saga jump.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97230656>>97231432>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy>As I stand in the lobby, trying to think of the next phase of my plan, and dreading what bizarre incidents will happen on Nordica II this Candlemas, a pale skinned woman in white furs sweeps into the room at the head of a small group of drunken lackeys, tosses me a set of keys, and demands that I drive her to something called a “Blood Bowl Game” in the old Space Hulk wreck >I briefly contemplate running or fighting, but the high heeled boots I acquired as part of my disguise aren’t well suited to either course of action, particularly as they don’t quite fit, and one of heels has a bit of a wobble >And then one of the lackeys refers to the pale woman in white as “Cummissar” and I realize how laughably outclassed I am >According to what little intelligence my superiors have managed to gather on the Schlick, the Cummissar is the leader of their paramilitary organization, and is a daemonette of significant power and cunning >And a shape changer as well apparently >Trying, and no doubt failing, to hide my horror and dismay, the best I can do is resist the urge to start crying, and to not cover myself with my hands as the Cummissar gives me a very thorough leer>I wordlessly allow the group to lead me to the large limo in the parking garage, and manage to get the limo on the road without too many scrapes and bumps, usually people drive me, not the other way around >I try my best to keep my eyes on the roads, but the moaning and slapping sounds from the back of the limo left little doubt as to what is going on back there >But eventually the noises stop, either she tired her minions out, or worse, drained their souls until they became comatose >And every time I looked in the rear view mirror following the ceasing of the sex noises, the Cummissar is staring at me hungrily
>>97232481>This is bad, perhaps even as bad as the string of events that had occurred when Happy Ending was invaded a few months back >We arrive at the Space Hulk and I am shocked to see presumably normal Imperial citizens mingling with Orks, Gretchin, shamelessly underdressed members of the Schlick, and even a few Tau and Eldar >Clearly at some point in my absence, the Lord General crossed the line between short term alliances with heretics and xenos, and outright heresy>I guess I can’t throw stones given where I suspect my own employer’s loyalties to lie, and the several occasions in the past where I was temporarily enslaved by Orks, but I am dismayed by how clearly compromised Imperial rule of this planet has become. Any plans I had of sneaking off and notifying authorities completely evaporate >I was hoping the Cumissar would let me stay in the limo, but instead she leaves her comatose minions behind and demands that I accompany her to her box seat instead, and the way she says it leaves no room for doubt on what activities she has in mind when we get there >Fuck my life, times a million >The walk to the box seat is simply brutal >Despite the amount of effort I am putting into managing my mounting dread, I am painfully aware of how every human face that looks at me is either shamelessly leering or twisted up in disgust, and I get groped or spat on at least once every ten seconds >The Orks and Gretchin seem to instinctively recognize my low status and more than a few times an Ork deliberately bumps into me and knocks me over like a bowling pin on the icy floor, or a Gretchin throws waste at me, to the cruel laughs of the others >The Tau and Eldar just look at me like I am crazy, probably because even by the standards of the Schlick my attire is extremely unsuitable for the freezing conditions and icy floors of the Space Hulk
>>97232493>The Cummissar doesn’t seem to notice my discomfort, though no doubt she has plans to warm me up when we get to the box seat >And here we are >Like the rest of the arena, it is crudely fabricated from metal cut from the Space Hulk, with only a few pornographic paintings and a table full of drinks and “toys” denoting that this space has been set aside for a high ranking daemonette>There are two armed guards here, and a scantily clad serving girl, but the Cummissar unfortunately just ignores them and indicates I should sit on the crude metal bench and watch the game which is just starting while she pours us some drinks >The bench is so cold that it burns, and the game, which seems to be some Orkish equivalent to football, stops as soon as it starts, with two players arguing over some rule >The Cummissar hands me a drink, puts a hand on one of my knees, but then leans forward and starts scanning the playing field for something >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuck>By this point I am shaking uncontrollably from both fear and cold, and I have the most extreme case of goosebumps I have had since that one time I fell in a river on Damnatum Lutum during the middle of winter >I silently pray to every god that might me listening that the Cummissar actually enjoys watching “Blood Bowl” and forgets about me, or if that is not an option, that some sort of distraction occurs that gives me a chance to escape
>>97232504>>97232196>>97231846>>97231449>be da coach >dis is it boyz>dis is da moment ive been training ya whole lives fer>litterally in sum cases cause yer so runty >i had asked da boss fer some big un's but he said he needed em>but enough bout dat >now is da moment >except fer after dis when we gonna krump da knife ears and dem naked umies>we start da game with da ol "swap da ball fer a hungry squig" opener >suddenly get da red card from da ref when one of ma boyz kicks one of da captured khorne boyz we caught fer da game >why humies got dem fleshy bits if not fer kicking?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231343>>97231286>>97230996>be Spencer >the felinid kid led me to the "krieger" barracks where i followed a bunch of those tained guardmen back to the hot springs resort outside New Yur in one of the other settlements called Exmus>had to bundle the kid against my back while i ran to keep up with the transport but she seems alright>you know for a starving abhuman >fuck it steal some supplies from a grox vender outside so she wont eat anything from the warehouse and make my job harder by turning into a chaos spawn or something >you'd think i just told the kid she won a trip off this ice rock >is this how salamanders feel?>either way i sneak through the upper rafters of the warehouse as i try to see where my contact ended up>i went through all the trouble of faking her credentials after that shitshow on Happy ending id rather not have her dead or worse flip on me and start blabbing>granted the agents never told her anything but she has one of those rare qualities in humans these days >to survive worst case scenarios >speaking of which i should probably dump the kid somewhere but leaving an orphan in a slannesh cult is dark even for a chaos marineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Give the princeps the reigns edition>Previous Thread:>>97216117>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I will be taking 18 saturines. Idk for what army, but I will be taking them.
>>97229970You can fully assemble the warlord's leg without gluing the knee. After that you just need to make sure the three calve armor plates fit in whatever pose you want. The foot's toe plates can be bent more easily than a reaver's 's but you still have to be careful not to snap the bit. Also you have to be aware of how the warlord's hip bends outwards when it walks forwards instead of a reaver's/our leg that bends backwards. A reaver's leg is posed more conventionally but the leg armor is more restrictive and bending the toes is more difficult. All things are possible, however. I believe in you
>>97233248How would one make a gorgon by scratch?
>>97233329Some folk would probably fuck an anaconda, but that would not work.
>>97231938I mainly play militia but after a game last week I got inspiration to bash out my White Scars thats been sitting in a box for sometime now. I'm not too sure what else I could add to this mounted praetor, if anything
Stop buying miniatures.
>>97191690I would rather stop playing games altogether than to use garbage 2d "miniatures".
Nah, I'll do what I want
>>97194567>dire hyena doesn't have a big ball sackUnrealistic
Hello my fellow cheapskates. It's annoying because outside of the US flats/standees aren't widely available, even online. I got some decent temu ones and printed quite a lot too. But i'd kill for some cheap alternatives to 3D. I've settled for sub 15mm scales and granny grating at the moment.I'd probably be more inclined if there were better retardproof tools for batch printing. I know how to use GIMP I just cannot be arsed. There's one nice tool but it's deprecated.>>97194625Where can I buy these?>>97201208These aren't great, they'll squash your dudes and also you have to choose between having them float off the ground or having their legs eaten by the base.>>97205864How tedious is the cardboard cutting?
>>97220527Easy to acquire. I think the Steve Jackson ones are pretty tight. Don't go spending money on printable heroes or anything. That's daft.
Elf salve, wat do?
fuck red edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232838I hate every color White has zero identity now and is just black without the prices black has to payBlue is similarly a pile of value building slop with no focus because hasbro decided draw-go control is the devilGreen feels the most honest, aside from a handful of busted permanents, and thus is basically a dead colorBlack has been left behind by the power creep, somewhat ironically because it was the polebearer of retarded powercreep just a couple years backRed is sinful. Red is evil. Red doesn't follow any design constraint anymore. The only thing red lacks is counter magic and it doesn't really need it when it can, at instant speed, drop a nuclear bomb in response to a counterspell being put on the stack.
>>97232838>TQgreen i guess just because it has the least amount of cards i find fun or interesting in the game
>>97232838Red. I’m so fucking tired of the bullshit JOTC has been printed for this retarded color lately, besides when you see how broken the color can be you also notice how little brain you need for pilot decks with it
>>97233130Red card be like If you took a breath this turn, create an otter token with prowess and firebending 7If you forgot to breathe this turn target creature you control sacrifices itself and deals damage equal to an opponents life total to target opponent. If it did, create an otter token with prowess and firebending 7
>>97233333
Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232355The slave princess wouldn't mind sharing her fire
>>97232782Once you crack the code lemme know
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97231153I haven't had to give up on a deck in so long, I actually don't know.Thats the benefit of playing brawl right there
>>97227342
Can I get some help with something please?I decided to get back into Arena but couldn't remember which mail I used for the last time I wanted to "Seriously" get into it.I've played Arena twice in the past, each time with a different mail but I can't remember which of the two was my last play and loging into both I can't find enough clues.I do notice something weird tho:One account has outright more events than the other. Why is this?I have my suspicions of the mail B being my most recent profile because I completed all color challenges there but that's the one with just six events.
>>97233193>One account has outright more events than the other. Why is this?B is a noob account. You haven't completed Sparky's challenge on it, so the other events are locked.
^bots
We've reached the point where GMs are now producing AI slop responses both in and out of character.
>>97228120>People who learn to use the tools meant to substitute for natural creativity and intelligence must lack creativity and intelligencewell... duh
>>97229881It's Edna. He's not lying, just extremely autistic.
>>97223532voice games are beer and pretzels dog shit
>>97231977autistic cope
>>97224326Puckeefag is the worst. He posts art the guy commissioned and IMMEDIATELY starts samefagging and screeching, literally fighting his own shadow. 4chan needs a (samefag) indicator and it has needed it for a LONG time.
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>>97231674You ask me, the Dreadnought and Xyston a bigger offender than the Supremacy. The latter for being a boring design and the former for being boring and stupid.The Supremacy is at least something we hadn't seen before; a mobile shipyard base (and a far star destroyer).
>>97232961Well, yeah. They certainly can't destroy stars, so that's the only other interpretation that makes any sense.Though it seems like the Empire uses "destroyer" in the same broad, meaningless way that the late-20th century American navy does, where basically any surface combatant counts as a destroyer.
Today, I will remind them
>>97233277Yawn. Stale b8 from a bitter cunt who was a terrible writer and had her faggotry rightly retconned.
>>97233277>KT posting in the year of execution +11What's next, crying over Anakin Solos death or malding about Jacens fall?
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232314Tell me you don't paint or model minis without saying you don't paint or model minis.
>>97232353What the fuck are you talking about?
>>97232296I will say its mostly just been bad luck. I am a statistical anomaly with how bad my luck is with and game involving dice. Also our first two runs we did completely blind and did not meta, per say. I do feel we are much better then when we first played.
>>97233035Gotcha. Well, I wish you better luck in the coming year, then.Also, another thing I forgot to mention with SotF, is that per Poots directly the "you must keep this result" part of the text only means you can't go back to the original result, not that the new result can't be rerolled. Also, SotF rerolls on multi-die rolls such as SotF intimacy will reroll one at a time, not both.So in short:- Anybody present can reroll any die. During settlement phase, any survivor can reroll anything. During hunt and showdown phase, any departing survivor can reroll anything. I assume this counts scouts too? Haven't played since GC came out like I said but it seems to fit the pattern.- The same die can be rerolled as many times as you're willing to throw rerolls at it.- When rerolling a multi-die roll (such as SotF intimacy or an attack roll), each reroll only affects one die.It is easy mode but it's how Poots says it works so I guess that's how it is.
>>97233129>The same die can be rerolled as many times as you're willing to throw rerolls at it.Wrong
>hear a rich merchant has purchased your local tavern>go to check it out>see this mural painted on the wallyou ordering or leaving?
>>97231864>Cast Wish>I wish everyone involved with the creation of, the selling of, the buying of, the framing of, the hanging of, and the approval of that painting and all copies of it tear their own heads off and shove their severed heads up their own asses immediately
>>97233218>>97233238The funniest thing is that those overgrown drama kids would also be better off by just trying to not play D&D, it is one of the most unfitting games to force into a cozy improv game.
>>97233017To be fair, why would you want a fight or dungeon scene in your inn?You don't want to put people off their food, but to normalise eating drinking and making merry
>>97233261They should play this instead, but would probably be pissed it promotes white colonization mentality or some shit.
>>97233295I'm more amazed there is a Summon Taco spell.
