Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269270It's because I want to play an actual war game and the scale of Heresy as written for the 28mm fails to capture a grand battle. It's like an idiotic level of skirmish at 28mm, and not only that, the mechanics of the game are just archaic and shit.
got a Porphy coming in the mail, read through the knight rules already, but not familiar with some other big boys. Anyone actually been playing games with/against Warhound Scout titans in 3rd? I know they have a more complex system than knights, but no idea how gimped their rules usually are.
>>97266155well i'll be damned that's one beatiful project
>>97269678>It's a piece of junk. The fuel system leaks all over the place! It's a piece of junk!
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97266759>Be Sons of Malice Captain Marvock>Be chilling on the Labyrinth chowing down on some salted Cadian jerky when suddenly me and 10 of my brothers along side some of the mutants from the Labyrinth are transported to some kind of half ork half khorne arena where it is snowingWTF.Malice>A tribal warrior walks up to me in armor that matches my warband's color scheme and starts speaking in a variant of gothic I don't recognize>I offer him the guardman jerky then turn to see a daemonette dressed as a dog kick a ball over to another daemonette wearing some kind of fetishized guardman armor with a weird looking wire face plate helmet
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>Be Lord General of the Notdican 1225th and mayor of New Yur.>The valkyrie lands in the parking lot of town hall and I get out going to my office>There I pull up a hololith map of the city and have my secretary start sending out vox signals to everyone trying to determine who is still loyal>Hopefully at least some answer and we can work out whats going on here>I also learn about the void battle between the eldar corsairs and the tyranids >We don't really have any void craft here but we do have anti air guns to stop the swarm if they cant hold it off>Wish I could help them out but for now I'll just focus on protecting my city and trust they can handle the bugs
>>97256110>>97263399>>97265023>Be Ranger Bunni’Viie Lemallyn>The Khorne team forfeits, which means we have to play the Slaaneshi team next >A certain part of me says getting physical with Slaaneshi is a bad idea, but what is the worse that can happen?>It is just a game after all!>The Eldar team starts getting ready to take the field, however, our team captain, Delwyn, is missing in action >Oh Delwyn, you silly goose, always forgetting things, or getting lost, or both >I still have Delwyn’s location flagged on the visual overlay over my left eye, so I decide to save his teammates some trouble and go fetch him myself >Cheerleading non-stop for several hours is surprisingly tiring >I track Delwyn down to a small side room located beneath the stands >I find Delwyn with a half-dressed Drukhari, standing next to a mattress strewn with lewd photos of me and condoms >Some of the photos are clearly fake, and a few depict things that aren’t even physically possible (I hope)>But others I recognize from my time as a Corsair, and even my brief stint as a Drukhari, doing questionable things due to peer pressure or intoxication or both Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269640>>97265023>>97263399>>97268457>>97266759>>97258907>be Spencer>now im playing blood bowl again?>this time for>whoever the fuck that guy is>yeah "hiska furda burka" to you too do>also a team of the Sons of Malice appeared because why the fuck wouldnt they>honestly ive given up all hope of getting Priscilla off this planet even if i knew where she was>which i dont>or killing that cummissar bitch Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I love minis and so should you :)post your favorite minis or minis that you think are terrible
>>97176907IJBOL IRL LMAO
>>97269531I've looked at https://www.alpineminiatures.com and those look great!do you know why wh figures aren't like that? is fidelity is WW2-exclusive?I just can imagine guardmen on whose faces you can actually read the FEAR of tyranids, or commissar with visible attacking anger, with MIMIC reinforcing the impression. But somehow they WH is all very blocky looking and immediately trigger suspension of disbelief like they're all unreal figurines, why is that
>>97269569well it's all about scale most historical figures are in 1/35, 1/48, and 1/16th scale; ma.k is actually 1/20 scale mostly. while ttrpg and war game miniatures are usually 28 or 33 mm in heroic scale. malifaux miniatures are actually in true scale so you could look into that. but basically tt minis are used for gaming and have exaggerated features for ease of both play and visibility. historical figures and other model kit figures are usually for display so things like terrain aren't factored in.
This and Urban Legends Sophie inspired a lifelong quest to collect minis, I was only kinda into them when I first started collecting 40k. I have most of the Sophies made so far, a ton of classic Klockenbooty, and some weird ones from back in the day.
>>97269663>have exaggerated features for ease of both play and visibilityI can understand having shit like weapons exaggerated, but why you gotta exaggerate faces as well
I (38M) seriously gotta vent cause Im almost back to normal now and it's like, I took a look back and it's like, what the actual fuck was wrong with me??So two years ago I went absolutely nuts when Magic, for the whole covid left over slump. I was basically playing Historic and Brawl 24/7. Because of this, these were my two obsessions. And Im talking full on OBSESSION.At first it was just like 'haha Jace is kinda hot' and I'd giggle about it. Then it flipped. Whenever Jace pulled off one of those over-the-top ultimate finishers with the eight loyalty counters and the empty library and the "I love it when a plan comes together!" I'd rope the match, shove my hand down my pants and it was full feral mode. Every time. Entering the battlefield or dying I didn't care. That guy's greasy hair and cocky attitude gotten me acting way outta line.Then Fblthp showed up. Sweet-tortured cowboy-set Fblthp. That whiney impish homunculus voice when he's all lost and clueless? Boom, floodgates. I'd get this thing where if Fblthp's shirtless by a bulbous cactus or stumbling around confused in the thick of battle I'd be three fingers deep up my ass before he'd even be resolved on the stack. No exaggeration. I once came so hard on that "Borborygmos and Fblthp" card with Borborygmos that I dropped my ergonomic mouse and it skidded under the couch. Had to even stop for like 15 minutes to get back.
It got ridiculous. I'd have this whole routine of lights OFF, headphones on, one monitor for Arena and sometimes i'd pull up certain youtube clips of the Jace taunting at enemies or Fblthp bumbling around like a fucking idiot. I'd edge myself for like 30 - 45 min just waiting for the perfect moment (Jace drawing me a card or Fblthp being shuffled back into my library). I was clocking my orgasms to their lines of voice. (Cringing like crazy at typing this.)The worst part? I began to get mad when the games did not present me with enough "content". Like I'd scream at WotC for not making Jace combo more. On one occasion, I yelled at my sticky laptop "JUST TELL ME WHAT I'M THINKING AND WHY IT WON'T WORK" in the middle of a Brawl match. My roommate heard me through the wall, and he thought I was arguing with someone over Discord.How I finally stopped (mostly):I began to date this handsome, sweet, funny planeswalker who want to actually let me combo instead of just me wanting to combo myself to sprites. The first time we ultimated he did this little shoulder - shrug thing taking his loyalty counters off and I swear I almost cried because it reminded me of Jace so much. I had a mini panic attack (but a funny one). He was so confused.After that I kinda just forced myself to cold turkey on the Magic hornyposting. I straight-up deleted my Jace & Fblthp thirst playlist on youtube. Started playing not so sexy games instead (Train Simulator, Goat Simulator, stuff where nobody's making me touch myself). When I become caught up in thinking about re-playing Arena, I just remember the fact that it was so embarrassing to be 37 and dry humping my pillow screaming "SURRENDER YOUR MIND TO PHYREXIA'S WILL" at 3am (real event btw).
I still think Jace is hot. Fblthps always will be peak tragic hilf material. But I need not to punish my poor brown maiden for it anymore. I graduated to real cards (mostly).Anyway, that’s the confession. If you made it this far… I’m sorry. And also you're welcome for the visuals.tl;dr: Arena game characters make me into a heavy masturbation addict and I'm recovering.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97268943Yeah. Add pic related.
>>97198774>look up for mtgag on vg>its not therewell since i found it i will ask, is this worth getting into in 2026? or is the game economy too shit for new players
For a second I almost thought I read a post by someone who doesn't already play MtG. Must've been my latent schizophrenia acting up since I haven't been taking my meds since Thanksgiving.
>>97269146Depends on what you're looking for. Try it for a few days and see.
>>97268943stax is 3x better on paper because your stax effects apply to 2 additional players
>Everyone points out that "Le demons are not evil" was a huge trend>Can barely remember any media that doesnt' have not-evil, not-succubus demons>The first that came to mind was devilman and they are still dicks thereWhat is with this weird fauxtrarian bullshit
>>97258162Doesn't paradise lost end with the devil realizing he's fulfilling gods will but his pride still leads him to believe he's not wrong and he was chosen to be king he still remains in hell
>>97257605Either learn to read or get off the site you retard.
>>97257521>watching trash
>>97258336No, he didn't. You have a complete lack of understanding of all things Godly and spiritual. Your stupidity astounds me.
>>97257447It's mostly a japanese RPGs thing, both anime, manga and videogames do that stuff all the time. It's an excuse for you to get another race, goofy villains, some ally to go and fight gods as it's costumary of japanese nonsense and of course anti heroes that use evil powers to hunt evil.No wonder you get a lot of demon but not evil if those franchises get more than one installment or have authors doing adaptations of them that were inspired by previous worka with those ideas then insert them on the manga adaptation.It muddies the water for the west except when you get shit like>>97257521 this were it's just stupid.It's disingenuous to think it never happens, it's just that you never see it until you find complete stupidity at hand.Also every tabletop with demons that last more than 2 editions will end up adding demon races or have fans making rules to play demons at some point then try to humanize them for you to play as them, it's retarded but that's the way of the world.
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Need help on figuring out some details for the planet in my incomming session.Period: post-EndorPlanetname is Merchant republic in the Outter Rim and currently politically divided into 2 factions, which are constantly sabotaging each other.In a gesture of compromise (and prevent further damage from sabotage actions) ruling body allowed both sides of the conflict purchase additional military equipment for self-defense under central government supervision. One side purchased TIE/mg, would Headhunters seemed as balanced purchase for other side?Also, any example of Rebels/NR APCs?
>>97267035You’re doing the same thing here.
>>97269143Rebels have the Arrow-23 explorer landspeeders converted to combat for fireteam level mobility, the Mekuun Heavy Tracker for a heavy APC and command vehicle. They have that big flying APC from EaW FoC whose name I forget.
>>97268071As much as Israel gets from the west multiplied on a galactic scale.It's the 3rd temple
Am I in the wrong for thinking Shaak Ti is hotter then Aayla Secura? I just think Red is hotter then Blue
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97260097
>>97269598You wouldn't kill a fellow anon for OC, right?
>>97269287Softie...
>>97269598>>97269608Back in the good old days we used to sacrifice skeletons for OC.
>>97269608>>97269598Wouldn't sacrificing yourself to bring Radiant into being thematically fitting?
>>97269280>Class:Sorcerer>Stats:Strength: 2Defense: 3Agility: 4Intelligence: 15Skill: 2>Blessing:Stats>Skills:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97264297I was at NoVa and post regularly in this thread. No the allegation is not corroborated by any of the people I met or played with at the event, and I know one of the two women who were there.We get this kind of garbage regularly off people looking to start shit because for some reason a certain type of sperg gas decided we shouldn't be here when a far better and more universally hated target of AoS is right there. The answer is we ignore them and move on hence why I didn't bother fighting it in the other thread. It's mostly just annoying and they don't have any actual arguments to bring to bear other than new thing bad
>>97269478Don't take his shitposting seriously.
## The Seventh Ledger ## Faction: Trench PilgrimsRating: 700 Ducats | 0 GloryPatron: Learned Saint ## Elites ## War Prophet• Cost: 187 Ducats | 0 Glory• Equipment: Automatic Pistol, Anti-Tank Hammer, Iron Capirote, Reinforced Armour, War-Cross Castigator• Cost: 129 Ducats | 0 Glory• Equipment: Punt Gun, Trench Polearm, Iron Capirote, Molotov Cocktail, Reinforced ArmourComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The sydney incident did happen though. The link to vid was in one of the prior threads you fucking morons
>>97269610Post proof or do a back flip off a building
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97262640his bit about people holding contempt for archetypes more than the cards they can abuse is pretty cathartic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK8YUKH922AThis has got to be the most delusional Farfa video I have ever seen and why nobody fucking plays paper anymore.
>>97268849I am struggling to think of many other recent archetypes that can abuse disliked lingering floodgates except for Maliss and Fissure/Cosmos etc etc
>play master duel solo missions>aw this karakura deck is sick>completely unplayable in any format>aw ok>aw this digital bugs deck is sick>completely unplayable in any formatits like they wanted me to know how cool this game could have been but isnt.
>>97269448FishFor all their worth charmers and spellcaster soup can be played under most floodgates, and enjoy most floodgates.
>gain traction from GW losing community goodwill>immediately start killing your own community goodwill before you even have a product fully outWhat is this business strategy called?
>>97269301Care to make a point to go with that snide dogwhistle? Or are we just agitating hate for the sake of hate?
>>97269229>>97269204zero reading comprehension
>>97269333You misunderstand. He is SO conditioned to believe that his political beliefs aren’t merely opinions but are the baseline, objective “truth” he legitimately doesn’t understand they’re just like his opinions man.
>>97269373I know a couple of old farts like that, they are surprised people can even disagree with them, not dare to disagree but can. Their arrogance is off the charts.It never crossed their minds people don't see the world as they do, college teachers can be so fucking awful to deal with.
>>97267467/thread
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Looking for Valiant Horizon: Ages of Heroism.https://binary-star-games.itch.io/valiant-horizon-age-of-heroism
>>97267748thanks a lot for the info!
>>97253060https://bookwalker.jp/de2a9c8d86-3060-4a9f-8a48-654ec377bee8/https://bookwalker.jp/dedee705b5-1a35-46ff-86b0-6dfee471c1a9/It's less than $40 for the two of them, and you don't have to fuck around with import fees into Burgerland. Cheaper than two Big Macs, and you don't run the risk of making the kobold angry and stopping translations all together.
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>>97252892Requesting BEOWULF: Age of Heroes PDFs
>Everyone• PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10!>Requesters:• Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for.• If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you.• Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'.• Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests.• If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it.• Stay on topic.>Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be:• Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising.• Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97259480This is badass. Not OR, but would you be open to something similar?
>>97215789oi, if you're still heredo you have an age range that you want for this? im interested
>>97264768I'm still and I'm here.He's in his 50s, and the worse to wear for it.
>>97247081I wasn't intending to do this one, but I just kinda stated sketching the face as a warm up and I knew I had to finish it.
>>97269590Reminds me a bit of Butch Hartmans artstyle. In a good way.
Doombull Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268692Keep the shields, consider shields, dual hand weapons, banner of butchery.Take a charge and pull your hw+s, do the charge and get choppin.For the little archer unit I enjoy musicians in mine as they inevitably run - so consider that.
>>97268770Most likely not.
>>97268827>banner of butchery and additional hand weaponsI assume you mean in reference to the big ujs? I could dump the doom diver for that but think that it could be handy at 1k points.
Anyone know if Myrmidesh Painbringers rank up on 30mms?
wip of my renegade Captain and a infantry unit champion. Red armor should help him stand out while in a group of freeblade knights and I wanted to save the gold and black myrmidia color scheme for my veteran freeblades. Also a lil knight encarmine reference.
I wanted to see what cool maps people had! Bonus points for castles and high res maps, as i love the idea of running some kind of castle seige as those are my favorite maps from Fire Emblem
>>97261538Battlemaps are the worst.Do you seriously design your games around this sort of shit?
>>97268824What kinda stupid question is that? No: we design our battlemaps around our games.
>>97269405None of these battlemaps were designed by anyone in this thread and furthermore don't forget to hang yourself.
>>97269520The one I posted was: >>97263029We used it last Sunday in Spelljammer. I made it on Inkarnate.
>>97268638I wouldn't know, it's a random I found for my collection.
