Teclis you fucking prick- edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97215908 #>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Guys if you're going to be negative maybe take a break and stop posting instead of sperging on Xmas like a freak about nothing
>>97228658>prologue to Blighted WildsHere's the epilogue btw.
>>97228698Christmas is tomorrow thoughbeit
>>97228677Whatever you say, mate. Continue sperging out without prompt, don't let me stop you :)
>>97228658Did Darkwater's act 3 cards pop up anywhere? I know there's one reserved for after clearing the final encounter and it seems like it'd be good for additional context here.
+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to yet another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to resume your task to gather this stellar data about this sector in our glorious Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in to your cogitator station via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread >>971016821d6 page>https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Setting:Vokaris_SectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97225270Small (23): roll 4d10 for kilometers. At least we know it wasn't a significant loss.
Rolled 4, 7, 3, 8 = 22 (4d10)>>97225331
>>9722552822,000 kilometersroll 1d100 for axial tilt
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>97227540At least it wasn't much of a loss.
>>97227658Moderate (16-25°) ± 20°C/68°F1d100 for length of day
Why does lichdom exist when you can just clone yourself in 5e?
>>97223626Liches can devour souls. Clone doesn't work if your soul is digesting inside a lich's phylactery. But if you're a lich, then no one can eat your soul, because it's kept safe inside your phylactery. That's the only reason to become a lich: extra immortality insurance against soul-eating magic.
>>97223626Without going into details about each solutions why would you assume that ALL arcane knowledge is commonly known by each single adept? Different people may find different solutions for the same problem.
>>97226811Evolutionary arms races that disadvantage you, but disadvantage you more for NOT taking part, exist in many forms.There are hummingbird species that have beaks that are partially specialised for violence. They are less good at extracting nectar, but better at fighting off other hummingbirds (both their own species and others) to secure food.>hummingbirds are all violent territorial aggressive gits, btw. They have to be, because they run on such a short time to starvation. >Drawn, and talk of peace? They hate the word, as they hate Hell and all Montagues.
>>97223764Not to mention the logistics of keeping a fully operational lab to store your clones in. Are they kept in stasis until inhabited by a soul? If not, what do you do with the soul that inhabited it before you transfer yourself to it? Is it a duplicate of yourself completely? Because it would surely resent your intent to replace it...
>>97227994Well the existence of clones and liches is very common knowledge in basically all editions of D&D's settings.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
Previous Years Threads2021: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/82682261/2022: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/87105853/ https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/87131948/2023: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91312886/2024: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94653077/
I have 40kigger fatigue.
>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa >I am pretty much a full daemonette now, but Vanessa is still in there somewhere, probably enjoying herself, or not, it isn’t really my problem >The last year has been highly productive, we secretly control numerous communities on a dozen worlds like Happy Ending, Damnatum Lutum, Archipelagia, and of course, my current lair in the Hot Springs Resort in Exmus, the second largest city on Nordica II. 729 employees, 1045 guests, all either sworn to Slaanesh, or rapidly coming under our influence>Plus we have plenty of other cells hidden in other communities on Nordica II, including the Guard regiments, plus hundreds of mutants and daemonettes hidden in the caves beneath the surface, plus alliances with certain ancient evils deeper below the surface, plus stable portals leading to our holdings on other worlds, as well as Slaanesh’s Realm >All this makes me very busy of course, since the corruption of new recruits is one of my primary responsibilities >And oh boy, as there been a lot of new recruits lately >And we will need them too, since Slaaneshmas is just around the corner, and we have lots of gift wrapping to do >Thousands of gifts, from rewards for loyal members, to items that will give prospective members just the right amount of nudge in our direction, to genuinely wholesome gifts for those who have aided our cause or fought alongside us over the past few years, whether they realized it or not >Anything from “toys”, drugs, or gift wrapped new recruits, to spiked drinks and spa tickets, to medical supplies and ammo, there is something for everyone >Ugh, just thinking about it makes me tired >I stop by the hotel lobby and enjoy a chocolate obscura mocha latte with whipped cream, “whipped cream”, crushed peppermint sprinkles, and a fine dusting of cocaine
>>97227524>It sure is festive in here, lots of people wearing santa hats, fake reindeer antlers, red ribbons, and often not much else >Mistletoes everywhere obviously >Exmus’s Mayor gives my feet a rub while I get updates on my dataslate >Aside from the gift packing, the other big item on the agenda is “Blood Bowl” game >Ever since I got the invite, I have been recruiting actual athletes, and also getting them to train some of the bigger mutants>I also have a few Space Marines lined up as substitute players if things get a little rough >According to reports, the team is still pretty bad, but it is the thought that counts >The game starts in a few hours, and I will be attending with a few of my saner and more dignified followers >Now the only question is how to get there >The sleigh pulled by naked, frenzied whores is probably a bit much >I guess I will just have to slum it and take the pink and gold limo with two jacuzzis and three stripper poles inside
>Be Shisrak the Chill Bloodletter >The other Bloodletters don’t like me because I am not angry enough, but sometimes even Khorne needs an emissary that can be in a room with someone for more than five minutes without trying to hack their head off.>Today is the annual Khornemas/Slaaneshmas gift exchange. >So far everyone is enjoying themselves, unlike last year when there was five deaths over an argument about whether it is called Khornemas or Slaaneshmas. >We decided this year that no “evil” gifts are allowed, which everyone took to mean Christmas sweaters. The bronze plated skull I got last year was pretty cool, but there is something to be said for gifts that don’t inspire rape and murder, particularly on a day where we are trying to keep the peace. >And the sweater is kind of neat, if only I could actually get it over my head. >Now that the gift exchange is over, the rest of the day will be spent socializing with Slaanesh’s emissaries, and working with them to deescalate any conflicts between our respective cults that will interfere with Slaaneshmas (celebrated by giving away gifts, most of them tainted) or Khornemas (celebrated with good old fashion fights to the dead and sacrifices).
Thread #006 Dark Imperial Blood EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97129837Previous Thread>>97024850Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97222828>I don't want to benefit from someone else being in thralldom. Only reason I can tolerate this is a bond is somehow better than the default Malk mental package and I refuse to treat her like a thrall.Oh, I don't mean it like that, babes! Not into that sort of slavery myself, comes with the Tremere turf to not like it overmuch.I meant more, she got a good reading for questions relating to how well her bondage would go. She'd benefit from it, in some way - and she's liking it. That means that the bondage will perhaps continue for a decent while, to good results; and that means that you, yourself, are probably not going to suddenly die tomorrow. Can't be bound to a pile of ash, now can she. Inferring good things for yourself out of readings for other people is a fine art, where you've got to balance an urge to see yourself not die horribly with realism and a bit of skepticism. This, I think, definitely leans towards a justifiable good reading for you, all in all. So you benefit.>>97224898>I was making fun of my sire nagging me, British accent and all that...Oh, I can tell, I just wanted to scold you a little. I don't get to call people bat-babies very often.And your resistance thing is fun! Not sure if it's actually real or you all are just insane and are knee-deep in interwoven blood bonds, but I have heard about blood bond resistance, even if mostly through third- and fourth-hand studies and that relative I mentioned who is all about the fucking vitae ranting on and on about the bonds. >Which do you think is freakier, guys, this resistance, or being intentionally blood bond to your childe?Oh, easily the latter. The former is just a quirk of the curse, the latter is most probably some sort of fetish, or a bit of masochistic penance. Definitely freaky.>>97224573>I will quit when your puppetmasters are dead and our kind isn't made to hide in the shaodws for their benefit. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
A little conversation with Assoluta:Me: "Did Blue Fairy want my smoking selfies to hook me up with some fetishist, not just for personal use?"Assoluta: "Clever girl."M: "So what happens in your dates?"A: "Ever heard of host clubs, enjo kousai, Sasha Grey's Girlfriend Experience?"M: "Paid companionship."A: "Do you like my new ring?"M: "That’s insane! Be real with me, are you a prostitute?"A: "No. This pussy costs more than this ring. I'm a professional dominatrix at most."M: "Am I being pimped?"A: "If you want to live under this roof, put food on the table. You can't be a freeloader forever, fledgling. Play a game, collect the reward, smile. Most women can't do this simple task. Are you most women? Would you rather go back to your Sabbat abusers?"M: "Won't Boy Toy get jealous?"A: "Philosophers are resilient, operators want results. Which Toreador is worse: jealous or bored? Did you think your Corvette or those Amur leopard pelts for Mother's coat were free? Her Speedtail's price was as much as our mansion's."M: "Is he fucking like a Russian oligarch's cousin's daughter?"A: "Right now? Chinese. Sex-ed classes."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97225074>wanna try?NOPE>>97226963>How the fuck does a dead man smoke cigarettes.I think my habit ain't got to do with nicotine. Giving, receiving, lighting cigs, a quick excuse to start or stop a conversation.
Is it true that Nossies love Christmas because of all the extra trash they can scavenge?
>>97228643That's anyone who does dumpster diving.
Diabolic X editionPrevious >>97182768>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97226689Yeah I'm glad they're taking a break just wish we'd had the forethought to co-ordinate going to the next nearest store that theoretically runs Digimon on the same night. Also first night back is Evo Cup which is kind of a bummer because I prefer it more laid back but we have too many Omni players for that
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>tonamikanji wankI like his illusts but what happened to variety
>>97228584We're getting alot of new art projects for Digimon plus there's the original cards for Alysion so I imagine the regular artists are getting shuffled around.
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97188493>>97225813also thank you for your donations to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned, N'wah.
>>97225813I’m gonna do it again >seethe and corprulate you N’wah bisch
>>97226037oh no, the Outlander is going to bury himself in feces and reduce his bloodline's IQ about 20 points (if that's even possible).Being of the superior species(mer), i have little concern with what you do. This isn't anger, this is disgust, you know the thing reserved for people capable of shame?
>>97226208I’m gonna do it in (what’s left) of Morrowind, green little turdlets throwing ash at the little merspawn and outbreeding your soon to be extinct stain of a “race.”Or are you in Windhelm, squatting in your ghetto asking for more (Chad) Nord handouts?
>>97225813>account based in summersetI don't keep orcs as tools in my fields because of their beauty, I give two shits of what their faces look like, unlike the cats they don't take skooma or moon sugar when you ain't watching them and the lizards who keep fucking running away into the sea and get eaten by some shark or whatever lives down there. No I keep them because they are strong tools and as long you beat them every once in a while, they keep in line and treat you like as the big chief those stronghold fuckers because they respect only strength, hell I can just ask one to join me in bed and they simply agree, because I'm their chief And yes sometimes they do have to wear a bag over their head so I don't feel disgusted so shut up N'wah
obviously, clan skryre is the most advanced society in the setting. do you think they had access to warm, running water? you could use warpstone to heat the bath houses for example, and they had plenty of access to metal for plumbing.
>skaven>bathing
>use the hot water-steam to clean-bathe, then sneak-stab rivals when they clean-bathe! >Skyre technology dispenses warp lightning into water, killing every skaven present.>Somewhere, Thanquol squirts the musk of fear.
>>97223075>Look up picture>Spend way too long searching because every search engine is AI fucked>Finally get the full image >Solo bathing time All this work and she's not even getting rimmed by Snivel Claw. What a let down.
>>97226687I mean, if we're assuming a full gender-swap of the Skaven race, the rat-girls would be 'normal' whilst the rat-men would be bloated, unsightly and almost immobile 'Broood-Fathers' sporting a multitude of cocks of many different shapes, styles and mutations.
There was some Skaven POV novels that go into their level of technology. One of the details that I liked was that the average "street" (tunnel) in a Skaven settlement is completely unlit - Skaven scamper through the tunnels entirely directed by their sense of smell, and shops have rags dipped into their product hanging in front of the door, to be smelled, instead of a painted sign. Skaven enjoy having lights, but it's apparently a luxury only enjoyed by very few. That's the level of tech you should be imagining. Other fun details include the "black corn", Skavens' only crop which is grown only in Skavenblight. It's absurdly expensive and disgusting to taste, but the wealthiest compete to eat a handful as a status symbol. Or cultural civil wars where some Skaven settlements just want to live underground peacefully and steal food from humans forever, a religious heresy when the Horned Rat preaches that they must rise and control the surface world eventually. The ongoing tensions with Pestilens, a pretty obvious Nurglite faction that very nearly overthrew the council of thirteen in a civil war generations ago. The ritualized body language that they use to silently communicate, or their ability to spray musks as a way of communicating. I don't hate furrys on principle but putting a Skaven in a shower is badly missing the point of Skaven, which is both to show crushing filth and perdition and to show the total novelty of a society that's nothing like human civilization. It's similar to how gay artists draw Queek gay porn using human body language when the novels give LAVISH examples of Skaven body language that's totally inhuman. Why didn't you draw that? Lack of respect for the source material. Like if you're already gay I can understand why you wanna see Queek buttfuck Ska, sure, but don't make them all cute and smiley. They don't do that. But the straight artists are much, much worse because they're doing a rat with tits and putting her in the shower. Ugh!
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227501But apparently cutting someone's head off or stabbing them with a lightsaber is fine. Jedi rules are sometimes strange and seemingly arbitrary.
>>97223685>>97223878Didn't Andor have a story arc where Cassian went on a wacky sidequest where he fucked up stealing a specialized TIE Fighter, had to deal with goofball rebels, and then has to figure out how restart his ship while floating around in space for days? That was very Star Wars to me.
>>97228533all the while mon mothma is getting drunk at her daughters arranged marriage because luthen is an asshole
>>97228474>obviously andor S2 is the bestSnort
>>97228474What else even came out this year? There was that one kid show about the pirates
Any problems you have with Warhammer 40k/Games Workshop over the past few years, anon? Do you see it getting better or worse?
>>97228547>"Game is a shadow of it's former self">"For example, there are females in it now"
>>97228588That is pretty shit, yes. We already had the femoid containment chamber with the SoB, having the things escape said containment and shit everything up sucks. I doubt there's going back now, just a period of stagnation followed by the inevitable decline, all caused by the all pervasive bland mediocrity infusing the new material.
>>97228588>Women ruin things
>>97228544So, averland sunset base, some contrast paint or ink and averland sunset highlights? Also you can try pro acryl titanium white to help with the faceplates, shit's like magic when you're used to citadel white paints.
>>97228547Like I said, I'm not happy with the diversification bollocks.
We've reached the point where GMs are now producing AI slop responses both in and out of character.
>>97228120>being a modern day luddite
>>97228133Consider how the >But then how will I prove things...part relates to the post in question and how the rest of the reply follows from that. The whole reply would make no sense whatsoever if it was based on the kind of reading of the post being replied to you suggest. Your own reading comprehension seems pretty lacking here, anon.
>>97228120Spiritually brown.
>>97228120>presuming intelligent people are the primary users of these tools>not acknowledging that the main consumerbase being pandered to are morons who need to ask for direction on how to wipe their own assesGuns are a symbol of modern humanity's ability to make nature its bitch, yet we still collectively look down upon rednecks and anyone with darker melanin who wields them with the patience and self-control of children armed with squirt gunsHumanity does not fear AI, they fear the retards who read the Roko's Basilisk thought experiment and decided that sounds like a REALLY good idea and are wasting every single dollar trying to accelerate its creation
>>97226034>No one cares about anything as long as they can jerk off>posts furry shit
OOP editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97219608Annoying they sculpted the model with such a clean haircut.
>>97222250Mu animu spike hair
>>97221900Why not just give bonus to dodge?
>>97227302No such thing in N2
>>97228073Yet CB has had little trouble moving other troop types around as neccessary. LI to MI. WB to HI. Yet never HI to REM
winter edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tech Mahindra Global Chess League | December 13th - 24th- FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships | December 25th - 31st- Rilton Cup | December 27th - January 5th- Lichess Winter Marathon | December 28th- European Women's Rapid and Blitz Chess Championship | January 8th - 12th- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97217293Finals:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg10zLSB6-Q
How screwed am I? Playing against an acquaintance from the gym and he said he was pretty good. I'm white by the way.
>>97228322Its over
>Na6ausGOD black opening
>>97228401I thought as much. Was fun while it lasted.
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227804Never got into it but it's good to hear that the idea is out there at least.
Can an Alchemical whose become a city use Synthesis of Divine Affiliation? Asking because the idea of turning a bunch of Matropoli/Patropoli into a giant robot is cool.
>>97227780and then it says that different backgrounds experience greater difficulties, not that such a thing is flat out impossible.>"Lore in 3e requires you to focus on a subject the Lore is in, and allows or forbids rolls based on that,That's only half right though, seeing as how you can use your lore for other things besides just what your subject is. It's not like craft where you have several types of craft, basically.I don't get why it's so hard to get some in game examples of these things in action.
Behold the relationship dynamic between Eye And Seven Despairs and the Soulsteel Alchemical he built for himself>Eye=Mayuri>Soulsteel+Necrotech Alchemical=Nemu.
>>97228127>and then it says that different backgrounds experience greater difficulties, not that such a thing is flat out impossible.Yes it does
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anyone played the new raveners ?How do they play ? are they more of a aggro team or do they just hide in their tunnel and do missions mostly ?
>>97228305hard to discribebut they mostly play passive aggro. practically like traps. if som,ething comes to close to the tunnel. they seem durable but mostly aren't. so hit n run tactics are a must.
>>97228467k makes sense, I assumed they were like a turn 3-4 team since the tunnel is such a big part of their power, thanks for the info
I just want to bring this and disintegrate everyone is that so much to ask James
>>97228606The 2nd ed ones are better
