The joke doesn't work because wizards are the richest, most educated, and most civilized class.

>>96467469
>We WUZ sorcerers.
My wizza, you can't even brew a healthing potion right. Wizza, what in all that is arcane is you waffling about?

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Its dey cultur

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FUCK the Paladins and FUCK all y'all Kingsmen.

We out here casting spells, we out here doing something, we out here moving potions.

My gold stacks higher than my three foot tall minions, Wizza.

Never forget that 40% of all paladins admit to accosting their fair maidens.

>>96467281
>Top Left
Halfling griddle knights
>Top Right
A crotch
>Bottom Left
One boob of a lady ogor.
>Bottom Right
Steve from long island

>>96467324
but he's not weird

>>96467324
He is just a tall dude with a demonic girlfriend.

>>96467476
I wasn't claiming you were samefagging you retard, I was claiming we didn't need you to spam the same pic we already had from this morning just to post your retarded opinion.

>>96467500
>>96467509
So he's nothing like any of the other daemon princes, but that isn't weird? Seems like a pretty weird daemon prince to me imo

>>96465728
Nice, really nice

>>96465840
Oh look, it's Morbin' Time

Anyone got more fairytale-like centaurs?
I need a whole bunch.

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>>96464080
>Madness?

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>>96464653
This face?

>>96467355
>food is becoming a more prominent card type
>nascar, cowboy, and 80s horror movie sets
>bl*ck people worship
Yeah.... it's a burgerpunk setting for sure.

>>96467355
I love how every single Spider-Man set card that isn't a character is just "Uh, put some New York stuff in there - that's the correct flavor, right?"

>>96467390
But now tell me how the current strategy is damaging to Hasbro.

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>>96467414
>Uh, put some New York stuff in there
>as an additional cost sacrifice two lands

>>96467425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMG8pEP21Qk

Alter-S and MMK pair ban when

>>96465251
AI does it for free

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This was a good booster box

>>96465277
I'm shocked MMK didn't get hit at ALL considering how strong omnimon is now.

>>96460658
>>96460665
Neat new effects. The green one seems a lot stronger and the free suspend seems useful for a lot of green decks

Have they even revealed any models? This shit was announced like a year ago, thought it was vaporware.

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>>96466708
They did show some in a stream not too long ago, they look pretty nice: https://www.youtube.com/live/KaBLk74eHQ0?feature=shared

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>>96466918
>Goliath spotted
So it won't just be limited to SC2 (non-campaign) units, thank God

>>96467234
I still watch from time to time SC2 and SC games and one of the most common things that happen is that people started playing SC, try SC2 and rapidly go back to SC. Hell people that never played SC when they where kid so no nostalgia goggles and started playing the game with SC2 try SC and eventually leave SC2 behind.
SC2 is an objectively worst game than SC, even kids that grew with nothing but modern game eventually stick with good old SC finding that things like the retarded pathfinding of the Goliath or the Dragoon to be a skill to master than a flaw of the game. Which is odd coming from kids that usually get frustrated easily.

>>96465572
>Opponent puts Pylon in my deployment zone Turn One.
>Lose.

I was at PAX West this past weekend, and Lorcana had many events scheduled, but when I walked by that area, it wasn't very busy. There were some people playing games, at most thirty.

That's not really a big sign of anything, because PAX is more of a video game convention than a tabletop one, and it's possible that there were more exciting things to do at the convention than play Lorcana. Still, I tried to pay attention more to the types of people who were sitting at the tables. As you can expect, most of them were overweight. And all of them were very clearly adults. I'm talking 30s. Now, I'm not one to talk, being overweight and in my thirties as well, but people like to dress up to conventions and wear their fandoms on their sleeves, so you can easily get a whiff of the type of person someone is and what they're into.

I think that the audience for this game is pretty much the Platonic ideal of "Disney Adult." So obviously nobody on /tg/ talks about it. Closest thing this board has to Disney fans are the /tv/ transplants in the Star Wars threads. Funny, the TF2 cosplay meetup on Friday has a handful of kids who were younger than the game, but I didn't see a single child at the Lorcana tables.

I'm sure kids play this game, but it's no surprise who the main audience appears to be.

Don't think so.
At my LGS(es) there's always just a couple Lorcana products on the shelf. Someone's buying them.

I would say it's probably Union Arena that's forgotten, but maybe it was never remembered in the first place. Like One Piece and Gundam.

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>>96457093
All I know is that I like this Moana outfit

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>>96461417
>all the Rescue Rangers cards
Sure you care about all of them

Gaston was OP and broke the game.

>>96457743
>>96457743
does anyone have aspsama's socials around?

I wanna commission him so the drawing where my character is in takes even longer

(Jokes aside it's a way to thank him for the stuff)

>>96462973
It should be listed in the OP googledoc, line 9

>>96453525
Hey they have /trash/ too

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>>96455651
Just a quick sketch to Let you know I'm working on it.

I only gave it a "cloak" and pants to make its ooze nature visible, but I can put more clothes on it of you want, shoes, a shirt, gloves, etc

The necklace it's the charm, a silver tongue with a pearl on the tip

Also, is it solid gray? Or is it translucent? Cus I added a skull floating inside his head, and his eyes could be gems or coins, or I can make it just solid gray

Shall I add rings on his fingers and bracelets on its arms?

Are just facial features well defined even though it's made of "goo", same for his toes and fingers, do you want nails on them?

I took a look at the references and realized I overdid it and made it more like kingpin, I can try and change it if you want

>>96466041
oh yeah, i keep forgetting that place exsits

>>96445137
At least they have the excuse of not existing for 99% of the franchise's history.

>>96446863
That image describes 99% of modern feminist characters.

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>>96453832
>The Path of the Dark Eldar trilogy is pretty widely regarded as one of the best sets of Xenos books in the whole setting.

>Yeah the Path of the Dark Eldar is a very tight and good read. All of the characters are pretty interesting despite all being Drukhari, and it really gives you a good look at the differences within the culture. Fun concepts like Ailendrach where Mandrakes live, the large amount of pocket dimensions very close to Comorragh proper, Incubi shit. I liked it a lot. The Archon was pretty cool too and I was rooting for him, but Vect is inevitable.

>Path of the Dark Eldar is fucking god tier, bar none the best xenos trilogy BL will ever put out and it's such a shame it rots in obscurity. I cannot recommend it enough.

> Have you even read Path of the Dark Eldar? Honestly they're probably the best written and most fleshed out Xenos faction in the game if you actually bother to read their trilogy. It's absolutely ridiculous how Craftworlders get absolutely shit on by GW yet Deldar get a god tier trilogy that no one read.

> Seconding Path of the Dark Eldar. It's better than any of the Craftworld books.

>I don't know what the fuck a drukhari is but the path of the dark eldar novels by Andy Chambers shit all over anything mike brooks has ever written.

>Literally the only good 40k novels I ever read were the path of the dark eldar trilogy ones.


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>>96445118
GW just needs to give Vect some justification for waging a proper war in realspace, something to tie them back together with everybody else in 40k, they definitely feel overly self contained to their own dimension as is

>>96445785
>they have a rivalry with the faction that hasn’t done anything in 10 years

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>>96466285
Magic

>>96467245
are you just pretending to be dense enough to not get the point, or are you really that stupid?

>>96467498
I just wish you used an example that made sense anon. If they made Jace or Chandra black suddenly then you'd have a point.

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>>96467521
They took away Chandra's boobs anon, she literally had big mommy milkers in 2009

>>96466670
The blood of Numenor is truly spent.

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>>96467342
ACKS II is mostly just ACKS I with a decade of playtesting and incorporation of all the axioms articles and content. The only stuff missing from ACKS I is like, the table mentioning how to adjust setting demographics to make a more rural or a more urban society and uh, animal arbitrage?

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>>96467466
hundreds of those pages in each of the core books is
>RR
primer for macris' setting, obviously tons of spell text, chapters detailing naval voyages, armies, maneuvers, and battles, plus all the campaign mechanics. stuff you'll learn gradually as you play longer
>JJ
500 page tool kit, around a hundred pages just on creating custom races/classes/spells/magic types/etc
>MM
500 pages of monsters, rules to process monsters and create new ones.

>>96463195
>>The werewolves are out for blood and being a first level fighter without magic/silver weapons you have no chance to survive. You died and nobody knows what happened to you, your body is never found.
I've had a player in my acks campaign, immediately after looting the parties first magic weapon, tell me he is spending the next few days foraging for healing herbs. Second day out, he encounters a devil boar who hypnotizes him and takes him to his cabin before hitting him with a hammer and eating him like leatherface. shit happens. he died and nobody knows what happened to that character, his body was never found.

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>>96467096
>which is what the DMG advocates for when deciding training costs.
Behold the words of our savior Ernest Gary Gygax (play be upon him), for they will set you free:
One half is role-play (alignment), the other half is actual decisionmaking (actions taken during play).

>>96467536
It's also worth noting that it might be the only place in the rules where you actually have consequences for not following your alignment (except for classes with specific restrictions like clerics and paladins of course).

>>96465726
Yeah it's kind of a bygone era of the game which is a shame for all the effects that only trigger at a single point in the turn.
If you really want to play LS, you can try out Edison format where they have a decent presence and keep to their original identity.

The reason self mill is so rare to see is because it's extremely strong in a game where there's a a lot of GY manipulation like revives, banish for costs, etc. Tearlament+Ishizu stuff, Lightsworn, Burning abyss, "Grass decks" (that grass looks greener) were all meta at some point all of which were based around self mill. Maybe you'll find some enjoyment in those assuming enough of it is legal today or what format you play.

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New one discovered.
Infernal Flame Banshee is causing the readings on my brat-o-meter to go wildly off the charts.

>>96466273
Property of Poplar.

>>96465726
Only if you're trying to run it pure, yeah. You have Kitkallos in MD so just run it with tearlaments and transaction rollback + needlebug nest and call it a day. And if you have reservations about running a mixed pile in a mill deck, well it's a Mill deck and I'd suggest getting over it.

Panther Warrior support when?

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Fuck it, here's some rhinos.
https://samuelbaughn.blogspot.com/2025/09/extinct-rhinos-in-gurps.html
Aggressively cut down the number of animals I covered to make things a bit quicker. Still probably more than anyone actually needs, but whatever. Enjoy your cursed tusked rhinos. They might work well as mounts for orcs or something.

>>96467258
Can I get stats for the jackson's chameleon

>>96467286
ST 1; DX 9; IQ 2; HT 11.
HP 1; Per 10; Will 10; FP 11; Speed 5.00; Move 1.
Traits: 360 Degree Vision; Cold Blooded (65 Degrees); Ham-Fisted 2; Enhanced Tracking; Extra Arm (Tongue); 2 Extra Arms (Foot Manipulators); Weak Bite; Wild Animal.
Skills: Stealth-12; Survival (Jungle)-12.

>>96467432
Oh, also needs Climbing at pretty high levels.

>>96464144
>HP x10
>no hit zones
I'm not sure why you wouldn't want hit locations, since that is one of GURPS' selling points for a lot of players.
Although, I suppose if you gave all students Ablative Force-Field DR equal to 10xHP, then you'd get a similar effect.
Hit locations only matter for wounding modifiers, injury effects, and DR on different locations. Students don't wear armor, so DR will be uniform anyways. If damage doesn't penetrate DR, then wounding modifiers and injury effects won't matter either.
If you want students to be able to suffer Shock and Major Wounds even before DR is depleted, then you might make the DR flexible, so a small amount of damage still gets through (1 per 10 points for piercing damage, which most guns do).
Whether you want to go with ablative DR or high HP depends on whether you think halos should act like a depletable force field, or a physical enhancement that just simply makes students more durable overall.

>>96466831
The cause is primarily the players themselves who play this way and see no issue with it. In order to rid the hobby of this type of slop we'd need to shift the culture of the hobby entirely and shun soulless compfag games and players like this.
The only other option is for GW to completely rewrite the 40k rules to be like Necromunda or Mordheim where the game is fundamentally opposed to competitive play and doesn't work in it at all since the randomness and scenarios can completely fuck even the most well thought strategy and list up the ass, or snowball an army out of control, to a much higher degree than 40k's dice rolls. This not only makes the game unappealing to compfags but also encourages things like houserules and a game master

>>96467174
The warrior options from the henchmen squad of an Inquisitor from 3rd edition has more creative options than any modern codex.
You get to choose up to 3 models that can be in any combination:
>Combat Servitor
>Gun Servitor
>Crusader
>Veteran Guardsmen with: flamer, grenade launcher, hellgun, hellpitol & close combat weapon, meltgun, plasma gun or shotgun
Things like the acolyte henchmen has access to the armory so the random dudes can have access to pistols, combi weapons, melee weapons, power armor, carapace armor, bionics, etc. Then you have the inquisitor model itself and whatever transport itself that could also have all sort of dumb thing.
The very process of list building encourage you to make your army and models unique, current list building, result in rather samy list. Since there is no reason to ever take suboptimal option.
Like for example lets say the squad can have a guy with lasguns for 8 points, Bolters for 3 points per model, heavy bolter for 10 and a plasma canon for 20.
A naked squad with just lasguns would cost 40 points. You add a heavy bolter and you have a nice 5 man squad with some range to threaten something and gun down some already dead squad. Maybe just make a squad bigger like 10 models with just bolters since the rest of your army has enough fire power. Or you have some points left and add some random dude and bulk this squad up
In 10th? The squad would cost 75 points and still come with just 5 guys with lasguns, but would give you the options to equipe them how you like for "free". At this point there is no reason to ever not give everyone a Bolter and add the plasma canon. You had some points left? Fat chance you can't add a random dude you can only buy 5 o 10 guys.
The entire thing limits how you build your army
I've experience the mess of squad size for example a lot with Sisters of Battle they have gone from 5-10, 10-20, 5-15 and all kind of random of combinations and gear limitations.

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>>96467248
Finally someone asks me

>>96466933
What are some things one can do to enjoy 40k but not be part of the problem?

>>96467515
Play 4th with 3rd edition codex.
Play Necromunda
Build cool dudes and armies.
Build cool tables to play with said cool dudes and armies

>>96459667
I prefer gnomes to dwarves

>>96461247
they recently got rid of the mixed races as their own thing if that counts
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>>96460214
gnomes in fantasy don't match really one to one with how we treat them in myth or pop culture
gnomes are just sorta the little dudes you put in your garden, but in dnd they live in caves
in most myth they're pretty interchangeable with elves, but i suppose goblins are too
in pop culture they're interchangeable with snow white dwarves and christmas elves.
frankly gnomes almost seem like they are in dnd for the normie friend who is confused why aren't elves working for santa

>>96466582
D&D forest gnomes are pretty close to the myth version.

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i feel like anyone who conflates gnomes and halflings is disingenuous. i say this as someone who hates tinker gnomes and think they poisoned the well early on. gnomes are tiny elves, halflings are tiny humans. this should be more than enough to fill your imagination. halflings and gnomes couldn't be more different.