>>96767963
>Family Guy's death pose

>>96767963
Lol. Did you actually prompt the pose like >>96768098 said?

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Just passing by.

>>96767755
Slaanesh snakes from the trailer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8&pp=ygUQdGlkZXMgb2YgdG9ybWVudA%3D%3D

>>96768262
It's like HeroQuest in terms of genre and having a weird parallel history, but it plays very differently and is more like a game than an RPG. It's like the difference between Left for Dead and CoD Zombies.

>>96767976
Thanks!

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Anyone got the audiobook for 'Sacrosanct & Other Stories' and if so, toss me it plz. Will trade elf feetpics in return.

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Post some tuff shit

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>>96768007
Nobody in the real world. The seething hatred of so-called story-shitting exists only in online circles infested with osrtards.
>captcha
Yes captcha, most osrtards who aren't male hambeasts are sissy little homo manlets.

>>96767412
>ambitious upper class knowledge seeker
>outwardly nice and polite, ruthless and calculating on the inside
>craves both personal and societal power

>>96767412
By "class", do you mean: (1) the package of game mechanical abilities that you take at level-up and character creation, or (2) any vocation that exists?
The former should be easy to avoid for anyone who isn't retarded. The latter would be downright retarded, but I can't be sure that you aren't retarded, OP.

>>96768168
In the context of tabletop RPGs, there is only one definition of the term class anyone who isn't a retard pretending to be smarter than he really is uses. I'll give you some time to figure it out, you fucking mongoloid.

>>96767412
>give too little
>NOT A CHARACTER
>give too much
>THEATER KID FAGGOT
this board sucks. you all suck.

How much does a merc command make? Say it's a company of mechs.

>>96768202
Whatever is left after paying fuel,repairs, pilots, staff, supplies, bribes, etc...

>>96768191
That's at the secret afterparty for certified members of the Hunch Bunch.

>>96768202
Minimum wage. Its in the lore.

>>96768202
Maximum wage, most of the wars in the setting are fallout from attempting to settle or mitigate the crippling debt incurred when the Terran Alliance accidentally agreed to let a contractor man one of their garrisons just before the outer reach rebellion.

>>96767488
90% of mtg players that complain about OP archetypes think it's supposed to be a game about cool cretaures bashing into each other and reufse to "waste" a slot on interaction.

The other 10% are gay and retarded

What beats simulacrum synthesizer decks?

thinking about getting into this, does it run fine on linux?

>>96768261
To expand on that, it's a real question, because I don't want to waste the wildcards to figure it out by playing one, and I keep getting fucked over by them.

>>96767488
Then you get matched against an artifact or enchantment deck and oops you have the wrong interaction. Or oops its all spells and no permanents.

>>96768066
gold is fine it just needs a wash but that metal is so chalky and grainy
my advice is never drybrush silver straight over black wash

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>>96765530
I actually have your (unpainted) model saved in my inspo folder, i think we both did a conversion of him into a chaplain at the same time

>>96767802
Seeing your quick progress on such a cool model motivated me to stop procrastinating.

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>You seem distracted, lieutenant, is something wrong?

Also, I straightened the spears under heat but they bent back again after a while. Now with primer and paint, there is nothing that could be done right?

>>96768342
its not that bad they could be really droopy but now you notice it from few angles at most
you could give her some hairdyer treatment and some overbending but i think its fine as is now

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No. It's already bad enough that Primaris turned post-Heresy Marines into Legiones Lite

>>96746799
Should the currency be devalued?

>>96752140
what could POSSIBLY be the context of ts image bro

>>96768210
>The imperial guard saw something they had nothing to do with.
>The Inquisition and the Gray Knights want to eliminate them.
>The Space Wolves disagree.
>The Space Wolves kick the Inquisition's and the Gray Knights' asses.

>>96768421
This event is called "months of shame"

>>96767307
Ah, I didn't know we were talking about Genesys. Ice Barrier makes sense in that case.

I haven't messed around with any of the newer Water stuff. Is there anything among it that could work well in Gishki?

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I seriously downplayed the importance of this card for a Witchcrafter kit until I got back onto the Witchcrafter grindset. It should be no surprise that a card that gives you instant access to your main deck bosses in response to getting ash'd is good, but just being able to put Haine on the field to insulate you from stuff like Imperm and Veiler while you're setting up is pretty freaking amazing. I can probably stand to make the Witchcrafter parts of my deck a lot more compact because of this card.

>>96768229
>Glass Magic - Tears of Light
Chuunikino name

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>>96751788
>Forgot to buy the QCR blue eyes white dragon
>It has doubled in price since the last time I saw it
I should have been faster. This is nobody's fault but my own.

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>>96768106

>>96768124
Oh wowee, you can use mspaint!?

Alright, guys. Field trips over. Give me your favorite and least favorite bloodbowl teams

>>96768285
I don't play Blood Bowl.

>>96768285
>favorite to play
Pro Elves, or maybe Underworld (any version, though I've played most with pre-2020 roster)

>favorite to play against
Slann, I think?

>least favorite to play
I'd probably do just fine with them but I have absolutely 0 desire to play Lizardmen. Honorable mention to Dark Elves for being the most boring agility team.

>least favorite to play against
Dark Elves, for being the most boring agility team!

>>96767985
>bro just get 5 Appearance, several charms and commit 10+ motes forever to get 1 or 2 extra dice (or maybe none)!

>>96768063
i'm sorry i can't hear you over my uncapped dice bonus. now excuse me as i persuade people without having to target intimacies.

>>96767985
>put 5 dots into manipulation or charisma
>get +5 dice that work against everyone in all cases

>put 5 dots into appearance
>get an unusable dogshit stat because nonverbal communication gets severe penalties
>when you're not using it, MAYBE get a few extra dice against people you would have easily beaten regardless with a 5 in the other stats
>get no dice at all against people that matter
>get the privilege of maybe slightly boosting it with extra charm investment

I am curious how an appearance build would work. From what I can tell if you had the Black Claw martial arts you could get it up to 8, at least for a single action. You'd probably want to go Dreaming Pearl instead though...

Totally useless but...

Outrage-Kindling Cry - 1 appearance for the rest of the fight, 10m 1wp
Awakened Carnal Demiurge - 1 appearance, -1 enemy resolve committed, 5m 1wp.
Thousand Courtesan Ways, 1 appearance, 5m scene long.

How sexy can we get I wonder.

Picking Resistance as Supernal is tasty because it's advantageous in a combat situation, but it strikes me as pretty boring and niche otherwise. Am I wrong in this? Can Supernal Resistance be cool and flavorful?

>>96762274
There is one.

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Is there anything good for P&SG vibes? Fast paced, comedic, wacky fun?

>>96763420
maid

>>96757739
Sounds sick, get on it anon!

>>96763420
TOON, maybe.

>>96766499
>>96767322
>>96767675
Thanks, this is helpful. Follow up question: is there an obvious perceivable difference between arcane and divine magic, or is that more of a hyper-specific backend information kind of thing? Basically, what I'm asking is if the average uneducated peasant, or the average middle-class show-owning merchant or skilled craftsman would see someone cast a spell, would their response be...

>That person is dressed like a mage, so they must be doing mage stuff.
>That person is dressed like a priest, so they must be doing priest stuff.
>That person is wearing normal clothes, so I have no idea what they're doing but its some kind of magic.

Or would they be able to kind of instinctively distinguish between a person in plain clothes casting arcane or divine spells, kind of instinctively based on how the spells look or feel? Even if they are not necessarily able to identify the spell itself.

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Do we have any updates on when the Swashbuckler Subclass for the Rogue will be reprinted? It was in the Playtest UA before 5e.24 came out and I thought it was pretty neat, but I don't recall us getting any information on how it scored before they decided to put the Psionic Subclasses in.

>>96768221
That's up to the DM, but it's standard fantasy fare that the distinction be apparent. But ultimately even beyond arcane/divine, each individual spellcaster could look and feel different, or at least subclasses. The illusionist whose spells all look like purple translucent cards vs the sorcerer doing draconic stuff full of runes and sigils or his skin tatoos glowing etc

>>96767322
>the Eldrtich Blast spell could only be obtained from a Pact.
And that isn't even true, because lore bards, Magic Initiate and Spell Sniper exists, and the later doesn't necessarily involve a pact of any kind.

>>96768221
It's very individual. The same spell may look different even with the casters of same class, but I would assume divine magic would involve actual prayers instead of nonsense words, and most likely holy symbols (because who even uses actual material components anymore?). Similarly, bard spellcasting may involve music, and sorcerers may use less elaborate components than wizards.
Warlocks and clerics may be amusingly similar in their casting, though.

>>96768354
>And that isn't even true, because lore bards, Magic Initiate and Spell Sniper exists, and the later doesn't necessarily involve a pact of any kind.
Right! I forgot that those were options in 2014 D&D, so yeah that muddies the water even more in that game. 2024 ***so far*** its not possible to get Eldrtich Blast without being a Warlock.

>>96767568
A maul blow to the skull will almost certainly cause stun anyway. At minimum ST to wield it effectively, you're doing 2d+4 damage, minimum 6. Subtracting 2 for skull DR, you still do (4*4) = 16 HP injury, which is more than enough for a major wound. That means a roll against HT-10 to avoid being stunned and knocked down, which is only possible on a critical success for a normal person with HT 14 or less. Even if they are wearing a helmet, an average damage roll will still be a major wound unless it's a greathelm over a normal helm with extra padding or something.

>>96767872
>I'm running a fight simulation against Greatsword to see what stats say.
Wins:
Greatsword 13 65%
Maul 7 35%

I'll increase strength to 19 so maul attacks every round...

Drop ‡ from every weapon. It's a retarded legacy thing.

Oh God, ChatGPT doesn't run fights completely correctly I have to train it. I hope after I train it it will learn and never repeat these mistakes. (miscalculating base swing damage, omitting the +2 damage for Strong attack, and I'm checking the rest there might be more)

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>>96768172

If you were thrown/isekai’d into this setting, what familia would you join?

>>96766535
None. I’d die so fucking fast.

>>96764816
She's so hot, and so dumb. I love her.
Aqua
Lesser Goddess, Neutral Good
Weapon: Quarterstaff
Major Spheres: All, Elemental (Water), Healing, Necromancy (non-evil spells only)
Minor Spheres: Divination, Creation, Guardian, Protection, Weather

>>96762878
Useless goddess

>>96763280
Didn't he actually fall on his head as a baby?

>>96766887
What if you were given automatic level 5 status

>>96737893
In the same vein everybody deserves better than overweight warhammer fans

>>96707063
Bro I assure you that men are obsessed with how much sex men have. Is this fucking thread not enough proof of that?

>>96758556
No I just started to notice it felt good to do that.
Laying face down and limp it felt nice to squish it against things.
Used just to do it for a long time on end.
Didn't ej-culate til I was 13.
That time I had my sexual awakening.
No one taught me to do it.
I wasn't warned off doing it except by my brother.
It didn't cause me ED tho.
I didn't have that til after I spent 5 years sleeping 5 hours a night working in a factory.
I just had the lack of sensitivity but I figured if I did it with an actual woman then I wouldn't have that issue.

>>96703228
very :)

>>96734502
>any advice on "eating clean"
NTA, but /fit/bro checking in. The single most important thing is to avoid drinking your calories. Eliminate soda, Starbucks, Mango Sabrina Refreshers from Dunkin Donuts and all of that shit. Even if it claims to have fruit in it, it's fucking poison and making you fat. After that, find out your calorie max for the day with an online TDEE calculator. It's not letting me post a link to one because spam (lol ironic) but go to your search engine of choice and type "TDEE calculator" and go to literally any of them. Count your calories and don't eat more than this. Next, eat your bodyweight in grams of protein per day. So if you're 180lb, eat 180g of protein per day. You'll notice that by trying to do this, you won't have much room for many other calories, and all of a sudden you'll start feeling fucking great. Finally, when you start working out, just remember that you're wearing your body from two weeks ago in the gym (i.e. it won't look any different for about 2 weeks). If you've never worked out before, it will unironically take 2 months to appear on your body, but you'll have a "holy shit" epiphany that will feel like Link pulling the Hookshot out of a treasure chest, music and all. Good luck bro and godspeed