>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn (embed)>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835280horny, lonely, perception
>>97832912>And as I said, the changes that do happen are ones you’d like. I remember you have Highschool DxD on the list (because I was the one who suggested it), and as you now are, taking Rainbow-Dyed Melody and becoming god’s reincarnation is something you would be well prepared for.I might do that but my jumper will be shocked when everyone starts looking to her to play the role of god. I could see her at this point reluctantly trying to fix things... Whether trying to do that actually works, I am not sure.
>>97835786>I might do that but my jumper will be shocked when everyone starts looking to her to play the role of god.At least Civilization will have prepared you for being worshiped.>I could see her at this point reluctantly trying to fix things... Whether trying to do that actually works, I am not sure.Fixing heaven’s systems will be the hard part, but the angels should be able to help you with that. As for relations with the devils and fallen, god’s reincarnation showing up will result in tensions, but if you make it clear that you want peace things should calm down after a while.
>>97835975>At least Civilization will have prepared you for being worshiped.Oh my jumper is not going to be happy.>Fixing heaven’s systems will be the hard part, but the angels should be able to help you with that. As for relations with the devils and fallen, god’s reincarnation showing up will result in tensions, but if you make it clear that you want peace things should calm down after a while.God seems like a role that you grow in to. I think my jumper will probably lay low for a bit doing jumper things before she reveals who she is a reincarnation of.
>>97838535>God seems like a role that you grow in to.No doubt. It’d probably going to be near the end of the chain before you’re finally comfortable in the role.>I think my jumper will probably lay low for a bit doing jumper things before she reveals who she is a reincarnation of.A sensible idea, but remember that heaven has ways to detect god’s reincarnation. Your jumper might want to lay low, but they’ll probably have several angels at the door within a few hours.
Recently I found some Humanity Fuck Yeah YouTube videos that use AI voice narration on my feed. After using them as background noise while cleaning my apartment I found that that most of them are more or less the same. Humans are the only ones who know how to fight/love sex/survive/etc. How can we save the genre or reinvent it so it isn't so stale?
>>97834230>Avatar was bad because it tries to convince the viewer that saving humanity from extinction is a moral wrongThey literally killed the entirety of Earth's flora and fauna all on their own and made the planet unlivable out of corporate greed. Any species that retarded deserves its extinction, and I say this as a human.
>>97835898>They are objectively superior to human ones, so why the fuck shouldn't I change over?Because then you would be free from corporate slavery and a symbol to others that they can also be free from corporate slavery, and we can't have that no sir!
>>97839074Nah.I don't think you are qualified to pass judgement on the collective of humanity.Even in a hypothetical scenario where the collective action of mankind destroys earth, I consider your viewpoint to be treason against the species, and in a serious species-wide existential situation would merit capital punishment, and public execution.
>>97836325Also in the first movie Jake’s attacked by the thanator at the beginning, Ney’tiri’s initially afraid of it in the final battle, and the leonopteryx goes after both of them while flying on their banshees (and IIRC it’s implied that this is not uncommon?)
>>97839167They not only ruined their own world but have the gall to go around trying to ruin another one to potentially save their already ruined one that they more than likely will just ruin again callously restarting the cycle. That's not commendable human behavior, that is parasitism.
Post art, stories, fanfics, minis, animations any OC you like depicting this pairing.No seethers.
>>97837081They abide by the golden ratio.
I miss Lewdanon's Macha.
>>97835398>>97837980Speaking of, I wonder if Dawn of War IV will have a sexy female Farseer leading the Eldar or if they'll break from tradition and be gay and boring.
>>97838154I don't think DoW4 will survive long enough to HAVE the Eldar.But if they do it'll 100% be a tabletop accurate helmeted Farseer voiced by a dude, and a lady Autarch who also runs around helmeted.
>>97782998Who's the artist?
>setting where technologically primitive party has to explore / loot a dungeon with >= modern day technology (including both treasure and security measures, traps, etc)has anyone tried this? also bonus points if you have answers to the following questions:>how does the tech affect the setting once it's taken out of the dungeon>how do you justify characters knowing enough to not die instantly from a sentry turret / electric fence / landmine / poison gas generator / whatever
>>97839038As a player, no. But I have run it multiple times, including adaptations to better games like Fantasy Hero and Runequest.
if the traps are something like machinegun turrets or poison gas mines or whatever, how do you justify them not becoming non-functional due to degradation after thousands or millions of years? (or however long it took for the dungeon to be found by primitives after the dungeon creators fucked off)
>>97839064>better games like Fantasy Hero and Runequest*D&D 3e
>>97839098Nanites.
>>97839098some ideas:>there is a dungeon janny who awakens from cryostasis to do maintenance >the dungeon is a massive self-maintaining complex>the dungeon isn't that old (maybe a few hundred years old). traps have a high chance of being non-functional as a result but a skilled PC can repair / repurpose them
Zerg or Tyranids, who's cooler?
>>97833075Peak Lifeform.
Zerg, because Kerrigan is hot.
>>97833075Agreed, but beak groin is a strong contender for second place.
>>97833075Prometheus story ruined Xenomorphs
>>97828052giving the alien monster swarm girlboss redditor spokeswomen is a death sentence for a faction
Fractal edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97839119You won it all, so the deck probably wasn't bad.Drafts in paper especially are normally worse than drafts you get on arena since people on arena are legit troglodytes, so you can't compare by that metric.
Brawl is a valid form of Magic
I'm happy with the cards I got from my draft night box. I didn't make money back but I had fun, and I love me some lands
>>97839135Stfu nigger go back to your containment thread.
Stop reminding me that ECL sucked.
>produce indie module>send it to a few youtubers who review modules and have a decent reputation for independent thought>hey, I've seen some of this guy's videos and he has never once mentioned being paid>send free copy>get email from his agent quoting a price for a reviewWhy are they all like this?
>>97827561So he is not trooning, but he is a screaming radical liberal? I mean, are we really sure he is not on HRT?
>>97837597If he's not trooning out then maybe growing tits is just like carcinization for leftists.The troon ecological niche is just so successful in clown-world that even unrelated species of degenerate are evolving troon-like characteristics.
>>97822437He looks like every fucking middle aged dude who has a bad habit of drinking every night after work what the fuck are you talking about
>>97832705>>97832769>>97832967>>97833048>>97833301Cool to know you were just making shit up>>97827561Hard to tell if you were baiting or have some genuine mental illness
>>97839148I refuse to believe this is normal, even for Americans.His body is disgusting.He should die of shame.
Way of the Samurai Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832089Prophet-Bureaucrat, above Ozymandias>Uses divination to run the economy and administration of the Lemurian core territories>There are no bureaucratic mistakes, only the whims of Fate>"Famine relief was not in the plan, only the famine itself.">"A bribe? Heh, as foretold."
>>97832089He belongs right in the middle.>Believes in nothing, just wants to recroot.>Prophecy? Cultivation? Whatever gets people onboard.>All according to keikaku.
>>97833060I'll add the images later tonight.
Continuing with the chart.
>>97838100This one doesn't have to go on the chart if it's too out-there. We're already pulling from two different factions (Lemurians and Lost Men) though so I thought it would be funnyThe Analytical Engineer:>"Why am I on this chart? I use science, not primitive mumblings!">Worried his engine will explode>Worried Lemurians will find him>Worried the bubble will popRight of JayanyatiWhy is Ozzy in the bottom right by the way? He's a prophecy guy.
Would your human male fighter ever consider getting themselves a nice trad peasant wife and settling down in the countryside?
>>97831105Does my story make you mad? Do you see a bit of yourself in gulps? Because not believing it is one thing but being a passive aggressive faggot is another.
>>97837485I can see it being that too. He's weirdly defensive.
>>97817852This looks like shit.
>>97837450I got a warning for posting the thread >>97830062 linked lol, which people will say is justified.But it was not a warning for off-topic. The questions are no different than the stuff usually asked by threads of this type, and the thread eventually started talking about Runequest, literal rape creatures who can impregnate players to death.It wasn't for trolling either. It's not different than the usual type of humor(or serious opinions) posted here. It was for "spam" even though it was literally the first thread I made in probably a year. If spam is the issue, if THAT is the point of contention here, then why are>>97817852>>97826067>>97831141>>97811889different when they're obviously made by the same guy in a short time frame?
>>97839132ANOTHER ONE>>97837876
Zombie Aroden Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97708738/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MATERIALS<<TQ: Tell us about an undead/undead adjacent (e.g., necromancer) character you have played. What choices are missing, if any?
In pf1e the automatic bonus progression bonus to weapons work on unarmed strikes? I can't seem to find a yes
>>97837262she thought it was a funny gag
>>97837313never go specific in pathfinder unless its really really unexpected.as a rule in pathfinder and D&D abilities come in two stripes, those made by dumbasses who want to one up someone, and those made by the game design concious breedable subs who get shouted down by retards untill what they have made isnt simply sensible but useless.TLDR: the more specific and situational the smaller the bonus you get when that situation pops upthe result. dont give an inch they will take a mile, find things that always give you bonuses not things that negate penalties.the exceptionthe weird shit you werent intended to pay attention to. EX: instead of weapon focus take catch off guard, this removes the -4 penalty for using improvsed melee weaponsand/orthrow anythingthen take the TRAIT surprise weapon to get +2 with all improvised weaponsnot only is this better than weapon focusComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97837367I remember there having been developer comment (or at least official PF society ruling) that weapon attunement works on Amulet of Mighty Fists the same way as it would with regular weapon enchantments.
>>97837313>>97837891Yeah, that is cool and I get it. However I need an answer to that specific question. So is there a trait in Pathfinder 1e that reduces the penalty to Power attack? And if yes, what is it called?
Need A Light? EditionSprues and instructionshttps://starcraft-tmg.com/downloadsHow-to-Playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBsIPVIOHw&t=3s [Embed]Art of War Battle Reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4tT_UTlBcPlay On Tabletop Battle Reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fImg1-vXX8Previous ThreadComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97831015>tfw this baneblade-sized behmoth is somehow frailer than a leman russ
>>97837912too many moving parts. the more moving parts a thing has, the easier it is to break.
After watching her0 vs. ByuN, what's the most annoying unit in Starcraft/Starcraft 2 that could be brought to the table top? For me, Disruptors seem like they'd be a pain in the dick to deal with.
>>97838653Dark Archons and Infestors. How would it even be possible to balance mind control abilities in a tabletop game, I wonder?
>>97822221…Will he have all his arms for this one?
It's Da PDF Share Thread!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Previous thread:>>97757836Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835053+ a few extras to boot/d/YIRIov>>97835859>Perils & Princesses:>Core Book>Night Market>Sweet Revenge/d/VW2FS5>>97837649>Carnage & Aether/d/nXWxEhComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
requesting GRIMhttps://efangamez.itch.io/grim-retro-fps-ttrpg
>>97838764>>97838834Thank you both kindly!
>>97838834>Perils & Princessesyou're goated and based THANKS!
Twelve Years Roleplaying Game by fl@ming h@nd/M@x m00n games please
Thread #012 Degenerate EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97733980Previous Thread>>97621954Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835652Overall the kindred population is high per capita but still low overall. I'd say about five or six Camarilla, fifteen Anarchs and thirty Sabbat. It's pretty easy to give yourself a title like Baron or Prince here when presiding over jack shit. The killing is mostly between ghouls and shovelheads, though at least fifteen fully-fledged kindred are dead, there used to be twenty Anarchs, forty Sabbat, and ten Cammies.
>>97836708Those are numbers like from the Orange Club purges in Toronto way back when. Too small to hamper packs and gangs, but enough to put them on edge, making our job more difficult. Cammies might be a worse pain if they are in contact with Ontario and Alberta. Plus Loups from over Ontario if my intelligence is correct. Two mixed packs, not native. Other things maybe and the shit I don't want to endanger you with...Still, that is doable. If the numbers concerning 'true' Sabbat and leadership dirt are accurate. They might not even be the real danger.But I'll need to work out the finer details and start coordinating with the allies I've made. But I will keep you in the loop. And I'll avoid calling an Allthing with my cousins and running a train over all of your neighbours. >>97836102The age of micro-print is gone for now, replaced by the age of weird blogs and video channels.
It appears Kakophoni is practicing in the arena, let's get an audience for the show.....
'Stripper, Bleu and Chelys are suddenly engulfed in shadow and a cold rushes over them, when it fades they are in what looks to be a viewing platform. Next to them is Scholar, all 7.5ft of him, motioning for them to be silent and watch. down in the arena there stand Kakophoni, clad in what they'd guess is normal clothing and wielding a sabre of unknown make. Across from him is someone similarly dressed though their face is obscured. As their sabres clash Kakophoni starts to sing; images and sensations begin to erupt from within those watching.' song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RvBFTXW85Ufelt like doing one of these again but couldn't find a clever way to fit it in so back to the old reliable of "Scholar just kidnaps them" routine. hope this is at least entertaining.
>>97839111 'when Kakophoni is finished Scholar quickly sends the guests back to their previous locations before Kakophoni sees them. It's obvious that Kakophoni was unaware of their presence...'
With their Primarch.The Imperial Fists know about it now.They have called for the Last Wall protocol.Fight! Fight! Fight!
>>97832609The Iron Tard is a lolcow from a while ago.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94972218/#94974633
Ugh. Havent fists been wanked enough in heresy already? And now we get even more banana marines, and two more autistic primarchs. At least perty is cool i guess
>>97832595>to not only GW developing actually usable yellow paint but also competitors to Citadel paints doing the samea man can dream, anon. A man can dream
explain to me how the imperium isn't completely cooked
>>97838715Because Peeturabo is a sperg. Also the Ad Mech are starting to bring out their really fun toys.
What is the most kino BBEG archetype?
>>97837904Yet you are the one who sucks black cocks
>>97837876bad guys? id probably say the worst are board flooding spammers who are protected by the mods to fill the catalog up with inane garbage to make the site look active for investors
>>97838957You're a weird guy, Anon.
Why DOES he care about forcing everyone to see his commissions though
>>97838000This is the true answer, the other children have it wrong.
