First thread of the year edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97261720>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280573Yarp, wound up with them from a lot I traded for. I wanted to see if i could get thek to lift up glutos' chariot and have thr crab guys on the side.
>>97278676I wouldn't mind a surprise release of some elite armored foot warriors for Idoneth
>>97280596>new dual kit for elite 5 man akhelian infantry>2 new cav units riding different animalswould genuinely flesh out IDK to where they need to be.
>>97278613Genuinely seems to be the explanation, the new backstory feels like something someone not overly familiar with the setting came up with and that noone told them redeemed were a thing until it was already too far in to course correct. They offer no reasoning for why neave has to have a dude following her around and murdering her whenever she finds out who she is, and have an idoneth ready to collect her soul as payment when she (inevitably, they believe) turns back to chaos again.They don't even have a reason for why everyone decides she's allowed to know her past without killing her now in s2, to the point bastian offers up a completely innocent UW character's soul in place of neave's when the idoneth wants to be paid. They were just fucking with her for no reason, i guess, and really hate that random other stormcast too
>>97278709>how can I feel better about thatIt's not a shining happy ending for that pairing, but you gotta learn more about the characters than just memes and read some stuff for youself.They broke up in the end times because tyrion drew the sword of khaine, as his character was always teased to do, and went violently insane like his ancestor did. They had a kid together, even when alarielle's firstborn should've been a child with the phoenix king, and that daughter's death + his inability to have been there to save her created a lot of the anger and anguish that drove him to the awful things he did during the end times. Alarielle was appauled at the things he did, especially to people they both cared about, and even knowing that after a certain point he wasn't in his right mind they couldn't reconcile. She mourned him greatly when he died, was the first person he spoke to after Teclis brought him back and purged the influence of khaine, but as much as they still cared for one another, some things can't be undone.In aos Alarielle is driven by a lot of that end times character development, she saw how fucked up the elves were and the terrible things they were willing to do, and moved on. She moved on by making her own children rather than looking for elves to rebuild their race like the other three did, and she took a new consort after growing to love someone else. It's pretty overt she still cares about Tyrion and still mourns her dead daughter, but she isn't bound by events from a world ago.>>97278764>>97278767Neither of these are really true, Alarielle did fuse with Ariel and took the mantle of Isha in the cyclical changing over of the elven pantheon, but she didn't become a new person or whatever. It's obvious she has some influence from that merging, like her seeing an insane Kurnous and feeling a connection to him that led to her growing Kurnoth from the noble parts of his corpse or her more fey-like changing of moods, but it's almost all Alarielle
How do you get the original Illuminati Card Game with real people’s names and lengthy descriptions?
>>97276786Don't make me yearn for simpler days like this.
>>97276786Why is Bush Sr. holding a plate of broccoli?
>>97278650Share thread. Might help to wait for a new one, current is autosage.
>>97278796He famously threw up on the Japanese PM after consuming some broccoli at an event.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident
>>97278650I always just use mediafire for uploading /tg/ stuff
Is this really what 40k fags consider fun?
>>97278940“Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” has always been cringe and retarded and that’s why it’s so fun to make fun of.
>>97278940Space Russia is an inherently funny concept thoughever.
>>97277570I get they're kinda meant to be bad guy protagonists But I don't think they think the psychowarriors are bad guys
>>97280333Only when they're shown to be miserable fucks who treat their soldiers like shit, backstab their political opponents and make insane revisionist narratives about it
>>97280711Nah, they're just always inherently fun. There's never been a Space Russian faction that wasn't fun, whether it's Killzone or Helldivers' Cyborgs/Bots, or even just the Battlecruiser unit in Starcraft.
Fs in chat for Spiral and Reed. Another pair of top waifus lost to the bugs.
>>97265461I haven't read this in years, there's probably three whole pages I haven't seen.
>>97266914The character sheets are posted on the page, which you'd know if you weren't a newfag tourist.
>>97265461what a bummer, spiral was fun.
>>97277512The WIPs come out semi-regularly, they're up to 285.
>>97265461So it really is just Tempo, Beryl, and Fireblade and that one other soroin we saw for one panel left now.
Have you healed from female Custodes yet?
Seems in the thread that the same people that like female space marines are also communists that don't like white people, which tracks.
>>97279263Kill yourself ND
>>97280292>>97280540>>97280551Not to mention random mutation in character generation!Of course the Hell's Horses created their totem animal accidentally and ended up with obligate-carnivore man-eating horses... on accident... and then they got out... on accident...
>>97279696Ironic
>>97280210Why? She already has one that's meatier, girthier, and smellier than yours
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278088>other ruling question is does Dark Ruler No More prevent Mirrorjade's leave the battlefield effect?No. It's easier to understand when you conceptualize cards as separate instances when they activate their effects in different locations, rather than the same card which had effects applied to them in other locations. The instance of Mirrorjade that was on the field had its effects negated by the effects of Dark Ruler No More. The effects of Mirrorjade in the GY or banishment did not.Of note; If you return Mirrorjade to the Extra Deck, its effect doesn't trigger. Same applies if Mirrorjade is banished face-down, because they are face-down.
Just opened my 5 alliance insight boxes No DMG but I got 2 qcdr cards and a Maliss P March Hare. Tallied about $200 bucks.
>>97277430MtG didn't use to be this way until EDH became the most popular format. When playing MtG casually meant taking a Standard deck to your weekly FNM, proxies were not allowed as it was a sanctioned tournament. Since EDH is a casual format, people never really gave a shit and that sentiment remained, fortunately. The price of MtG singles since the advent of Commander has increased dramatically, where even your average casual deck non-proxied will run you fro. $250-$500, unless you're explicitly playing a budget build. I unironically switched to playing YGO as my primary card game as it is far more affordable these days.
>>97277430Most players don't give a fuck about proxy/OCG/AE cards, HOWEVER the owner will absolutely kick your ass to the curb if he catches you with one during a official tournament, because he can lose his OTS status over it. It's only allowed in HOTU tournaments, but then again HOTU tournaments have all sorts of weird rules, my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.
>>97280716>my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.Shock Master Onomat Ryzeal
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
Selling games is pathetic. Either throw it out or gift it to a friend, charity, or boardgame cafe
What was your first game of 2026, anons? Earlier today I played Arnak for the first time, 2p game with my wife. I quite enjoyed it, thought we wouldn't get to do all too much seeing as there's only 5 rounds of 2 worker placements each, but there was enough to do with card actions and misc. free actions. I think I'll get the expedition leaders thing soon. Also looking forward to playing with 3 or 4 people to see how it differs with numbers of location tiles and competition for sites.
>>97280466I won't say it's pathetic, but if you have anything like a decent income it's simply not worth the time. Giving them away is the best option, and could get you laid too.Before you ask, I'm giving away games to a school where a friend of a friend is a teacher. She was interested, and unfortunately I'm not available. Still, that's one avenue for you lonely fellas out there.
>>97280466>>97280595I'm usually far too lazy to bother selling my stuff, but my local club does a buy/sell/trade table so I usually put them on there for a few quid and if they're not gone after a couple of sessions I'll give them to a charity shop.
>>97280595The next level of this is just volunteer playing board games with people who are receiving mental/physical support in hospital or agency setting. You'll meet a ton of people, especially women. But no one actually wants to go through the effort of being prosocial. I get a lot of people who want to volunteer because they think my clients are projects to 'fix' and want to feel like superheroes by doing fuckall for a couple weeks before disappearing>>97280632Ive done something similar where if I don't have anyone who i can specifically give a game to I put it up at my spot and just ask for people to put their name and then raffle it. Its prosocial and builds community for zero effort but I dont do it anymore since I dont buy games I dont play often and keep
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278768Thats literally a crime. And in a world where magic exists, blasphemy and potentially a curse
>>97278768>>97279518>scooping up change from the public fountainDude, how fucking poor and greedy was your paladin? Cause only the most pathetic losers do that shit irl, much less in a game. I'd imagine even in fantasy land, the amount they'd scoop up doing that probably wouldn't even get them a night at an inn.
>>97280122>get them a night at an inn.Pretty sure clerics and paladins can stay at temples for free, and can exchange services for a free stay at an inn.But the second involves being creative and role-playing
>>97280122You're literally stealing wishes, hopes, and dreams. This is literally one step up from stealing candies from babies on a scale of comically evil shit.
>Be me>Run session with problem LeRandom players>Paladin decides to steal from wish fountain>Give fair warning that it will be an oath breach and a crime>Player complains>Find self on GM Hate thread for giving consequences to actionThis generation of gamers sucks
Why are wolves so common in TTRPGs as enemies?
Mod thread.
>>97276107>You are a furry faggot, a retard, an fetishistic imbecile who thinks an animal is somehow more capable than the dominant species on the planet. You are a fool, and nothing you say will change that fact.Uhh you think you can take on a tiger unarmed? A polar bear? We aren't the dominant species because we're so good at 1v1, mong
I miss the "FAT DOG WIVES" anon.
>>97276248>every animal ever that lives in groups and hunts for foodTo be fair, that doesn’t apply to a staggering amount of monsters and real-life animals – most either don’t hunt (bovids, elephant-likes) or don’t live in groups (big cats save for lions, snakes, birds, and the hundreds of monsters based on those three). So at least we can use them to introduce some tactics different from the typical ‘group of idiots’ and ‘single giant monster’ animal encounters.
>>97277132Look closer
New Year Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280250Do you think that a safehouse or stronghold that players are a part of and visit is or should be meaningfully different than one that they themselves are in charge of, run, and administrate?
>>97276460>but I just don’t see the point.the point is hasbro was trying to do an all out blitz that year on making DND make as much money as MtG
>>97278285why are there 3 blacks and a tranny?
>>97280279that sounds like that decade old /pol/ meme where some left wing south african party put out interracial ads with >in our future, you won't look twiceand some black guy wrote a whole article seething that it was white male on black female becuase>muh colonialismand that only black male white female was acceptable and then seethed for a paragraph about how he didn't consider mulattos black for some reason and that he thought they shouldn't exist
>>97280144I’ve never used them. I run my games online anyways. My friend just used big binders back in the day with weapons stats, rules etc. a bit like this pic. But DM screens seem more like a marketing gimmick than anything else. I would just use a laptop or tablet.
If you could choose the set of core classes (in the PHB/core book and ideally the rest of the classes are designed around them) what would you choose?They don't have to be identical to their current incarnations.For me its,>Ranger,absorbs a lot of the fighter but keeps the independent survivalist schtick.>Paladin, Divine warrior with special abilities but no spells>Rogue,Sneaky stabby martial, basically as he is now>Wizard,>Druid,>Cleric,Default to being lightly armoured wandering friar tuck type character, but with options to put on some armour and bonk.
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That was good bait.You actually made me think it was worth posting in this thread.Good job.
>>97280438And yet you didn't.I wanted to see what classes people thought of as key. Which seems to drum down for a lot of people to just the 3, fight man, magic man and smart man.Far too many classes, honestly, should just be GUY and NERD
>>97280452>And yet you didn't.I did, you just don't give a shit.
>>97280482>I did, you just don't give a shit.Well I guess you did post.I don't consider it contributing, is what I meant.
Impromptu Flying Lesson edition>Previous Thread: >>97266080>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280290>Will you build a new army this year, and if so what will it be?I started Mecanicum, but I also want to make a blood angels Siege force
>>97280290>TQI'd rather work on finishing what I already have but if I will get a new army it will be WE.
>>97280507buddy what are you doing
>>97280290I started word bearers last summer, and plan to spend the rest of this year to finish them and my mechanicum. The closest I'll get to a new army is expanding my tech thralls into militia by getting a command squad and some artillery and recons, but that'll be after I actually get said tech thralls painted.
>>97280669NTA but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the majority of complains people have about HH as a game is because they're too dumb to even use the list builder apps.
>gameplayFor Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem.>fantasy settingsThey're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard "no" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. >loadouts for fantasyIf you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well.
>>97276744nocity watchcentaurs would make really good beat cops and be the go too for riot squadsthe thing about centaurs is they arent normal calvalrya horse is a pretty dumb animal a centaur has no horse it needs to controlmore over you wouldnt design a city for just humans unless you were a human ethnostatehumans would find plenty of situations where they have the advantage but its not a whole different world for them indoors.centaur bodyguards would be top of the line unrivaled.
>>97279606yesthat is the pointthey go in savannas but are entirely evolved to eat from treesmy post was to illuminate what made anons post so retarded
>>97279626Anon, savannas are not forests.(also horses eat grass, and aren't even in the same order as horses)
>>97279707horses.... are not in the same order... as horses.you made the retard post didnt you.
>>97279219>logisticsThat's one of the main advantages I see with them. For adventuring, they can carry people and gear. For non-adventuring tasks, there's a lot of horsepower to spare for a number of tasks. I'd envisioned medical centaurs hauling a whole carriage of wounded or delivering supplies. This works for post-industrial worlds, but are pre-ubiquitous combustion engine worlds, where the tech for cars and planes is available, but horse-drawn stuff is still the mainstay. The WW2 and subsequent wars would have them doing more base construction and scouting, I think.>centaur style racesAll of the feats I listed up here >>97276510 should work with your tiger/komodo dragon/spider/whatever body, assuming your body is strong enough to act as a mount. I'm sure you could homebrew a few more feats if you wanted another effect.>>97279447I tend to have them a slave class with hand wave lore being "They used to be a tribal in the planes, but after losing several territorial wars, they became subjugated and restricted to reservations" akin to native american lore within the U.S. This also allows me to create muscular simple minded amazon style centaur women (this is my fetish), which is perfect for me. >>97279511At the very least, they have to find some stairs. There's some other bullshit you can do as well, but if transmog isn't an option, in some cases, centaur folk are just too big to navigate some dungeon sections.
I have pocket money to spend.Who are the surviving toy soldier manufacturers still in operation on this fair isle?From Carlton to Broxtowe, Ashfield to Rushcliffe, show me some production houses still limping on.
>>97271491It matches the one in the plastic kit.
>>9727448915mm is great
>>97274489Irregular are the perfect boomer garage op, as far as I can tell.Seb Games is a great rec - I got the original Void 1.1 boxed set a few years back. Still holds up as decent (if not quite great) multiparts.
>>97274491Challenge: Vatnik to not cope about his 3 day special military operationDifficulty: impossible
>>97270829>(pic unrelated)
Sharing useful wisdom that has helped me run more satisfying games. Trying to share some less common advice. These are my opinions and techniques that have helped me. I’d love to hear what has worked for other /tg/ DMs.1. Time pressure- adding time pressure through use of "clocks" including real life clocks is incredibly helpful to add pressure and tension to a scenario. Giving players choices but not enough time to make every choice adds meaning to those choices. Time pressure in combat is a contentious, but powerful tool to discuss with your players. Forcing a decision in seconds makes combat stressful and - when players are on board- fun (in anticipation of the common objection: if the players don’t make a choice in combat, I usually come back to them before round end, I never have them “just stand there”. Remember to assume character competency).2- The GM-ing engine- It's okay to front load content and prepare a few different rail-roady hooks in the first few sessions. Being a GM is like starting one of those old prop engines with a winch. It takes a while for the pistons (players) to kick into gear. Once they do, after a few sessions, all you need to do is apply gas. Solve the tavern problem by figuring out how characters know each other prior to the first session. 3- Immersion means impact- After a session, reflect on how the player choices affected the world (for good or ill), try to let the ripple of that effect emerge in the next session. Players that feel like they change the world around them invest in it.
>>972787898. Notes and whispers- One trick that has gotten great results is if there’s a piece of very complex or detailed information I tell the players in private or hand them the information so that their player (and by extension, character) can share with the group.9. Minimize out of character- try to minimize OOC talk if possible. Allow some degree of narrative control. This won’t come naturally, so feel free to prompt this with, “tell me what X does as he’s getting ready to leave the inn”. Prompt roleplaying. Prompt in-character behavior. If you can, encourage as much first person as possible. Getting an entire table to interact in first person is really unique and interesting. Discourage “mother may I” play or asking for rolls. Instead have the players describe what the character tries to do and let the GM ask for a roll. “Can I roll history?” should turn into, “I search my memory for whether I’ve heard this legend or not”. Honestly? I hate “knowledge rolls”, they should be scarce, in my opinion. A character should, generally, know something (what they “know” might not be the full truth) and I like preparing ahead of time what characters know. 10. How to Fail Forward- A lot of people talk about fail forward and say things like “failure should not stop the flow of the game” which is good advice, but they don’t necessarily say how. Here’s my advice, when the players fail to accomplish an action (one that would otherwise halt the flow of the game), do not be afraid to say bluntly11. GM Descriptions are 3 sentences maximum. Every description should include at least two pieces of sense information. 12. Pauses in description allow me to introduce complications or move the timeline forward. Prepare new complications to introduce when there is a pause in flow. If your complications or experience are direct consequences of previous character activity- that’s top tier GMing.
>>9727879813. Prepare obstacles but not the solutions to those obstacles when possible. When characters come up with solutions, it’s okay to say “no”. Try for “no, but..” but it’s okay to simply say it doesn’t work and to think of something else. Use this sparingly, though. Saying “yes” too easily can dissolve tension/difficulty/problem solving. Not saying “yes” or “yes, but..” enough will discourage creativity. 14. If the potential for conflict is visible, then it will never be passed over (this doesn’t just mean combat). When in doubt, introduce conflict. 15. Your characters can write your session- When the engine is firing on all cylinders and your players are fully immersed make sure to ask them what they plan to do next session. This will help you prepare your setpieces and encounters. Random tables are very helpful. I encourage you to pre-roll MOST of them prior to session. Rolling also helps me prep for sessions and brainstorm. You MUST keep idea documents to help organize these. Bonus tip: whether you like it or not, you save yourself an incredible headache by playing with like-minded people in the same season of life as you. Be careful with the more socially extreme/loud personalities. Quiet, overtly “boring”, politically milquetoast nerds are the lifeblood of any stable group. I'm very open to any new tips /tg/. I've learned a lot from this board (including most of this info). I'm open to hearing disagreements as well.
>>97278798>do not be afraid to say bluntlySay what?
>>97279010Ope! "Do not be afraid to say bluntly, "It looks like this approach isn't going to work, it occurs to you that you'll need to find another way to (achieve goal)"
>>97278784>Time pressure- adding time pressure through use of "clocks" including real life clocks is incredibly helpful to add pressure and tension to a scenario.I disagree entirely. I've had two separate campaigns ruined because the players decided a several-month long timer was too brief for them to do something and, despite being grossly underleveled for it, insisted on approaching the encounter. I pushed them off, redirected them to a side-task but they kept at it, almost every session.