You should ALWAYS cheese every encounter. If you EVER end up in a situation that even remotely resembles a fair fight, just run away and wait until you can rig the situation to your favor. Use your fucking brain. Even if it is highly improbable for you to lose a given fight, statistically speaking, you'll still eventually croak if you keep taking those bets. Don't leave it up to chance. It's easier than you might think, you just need to use your noggin. It's not a video game. You can do whatever the fuck you want.Just the other night my party ran into a melee monster in a narrow ass room that they for some reason decided to ram their dicks into until someone died. When I suggested that we retreat for a bit and lure it into the room with the big ass statues so we can all just climb them and shoot it to death, they looked at me like I just escaped from the looney bin. They all died of course.
>>97250948Uh uhmm I uhmm hmm I cast eldritch blast
>>97257560ok roll to hit
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>97257773
>>97256928>not walk forward and attack?>you must mean ONLY walk backwards and NEVER attackHe genuinely can't think of anything. Poor guy.
>>97259224Can you?
Threat Null editionaaah I'm being re-conditiooooned sub-edition>Previous>>97250318>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97258877>Nutted but she keeps sucking
>>97259169Unique sorcery performed by Set with Apophis pieces.
>Get in the chair, Kin boy.
>>97259169Set created the first big name Bane Mummies. They're mummies, but full of Wyrmshit! This makes them stronger but also borderline nonfunctional because they're all crazy weirdos and gross. At some point someone found a way to create lesser Bane Mummies. By default they only have 4 respawns but can get more by devouring the organs of real mummies, which I think may be one of the few ways to genuinely permakill a moomer. There's also a knock-off of the knock-off where some Setites shoved a bane inside a corpse via a Sorcery path. They're like Bane Zombies more than anything else.
>>97259183Ah, nvm this one, found it. Strange Shades. It's in the Chinese Mega.
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
>>97258166The early versions actually were infamously bad, which is why they were completely redone multiple times.The latest version is pretty good as far as structure goes, but still misses some edge cases and is still confusing at times.
>>97255774this one might be my favorite. A reminder for something they literally just said.
>>97258067Too Knizia-esque.
>>97258067The fucking animals. I've had enough of animals replacing humans in boardgames. I didn't say 'anthropomorphic' because these are essentially animals walking upright without any other human features so, not sure that'd count
>>97259144The game has similar art for the card in each suit used in each players' starter deck. It doesn't show up elsewhere in the game though. The non-starter cards are knickknacks instead of animals. Also, you can put your starter cards into your scoring area which, thematically, is merchandise you're selling.
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97258796>TQI tend to use a lot of stuff from 80s and 90s comics and books in my games. Sure a lot of stuff from that era was campy as all hells but Star Wars needs a bit of cheese and camp from time to time in my opinion to break up the action.
Please don't put unrealistic expectations on your Chiss just because she's the same species as Thrawn.
>>97259192If you laughed at this, or even smirked, you are subhuman
Player Hate Thread, because fuck you little shits.>say I'm looking for active people to play with>bro I'm totally active I can be there every game>you sure you can be there every Fri night?>yeah totally I can be there 99% of the time>okay fine you're in>bro my job is getting too hectic something something they put more responsibilities I can't play anymore after 2 sessions>let me make up this retarded plan where I walk up to the guards at the armory and tell them we're taking their shifts>what? who the fuck are you why aren't you in uniform?>uhhhhhh... I was just hired by your captain I'm just a hired helping hand>I've never heard of something this ridiculous, which captain so I can confirm?>uhhhhhhhhhhh captain steve rogers>there is nobody by that name who the fuck are you people>DM bro how come we don't even get to do diplomacy checks for this?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Players will always get in the way of their own fun, it's the GM's duty to protect fun by any means necessary and this will inherently make you an enemy to your players
>>97258878I wouldn't trust /tg/ to find fun at a fair.
>>97258878LOL
>>97257407third one is straight up boring, no offense
>>97258982I don't like that saying. Fairs are only fun if you're double-digit IQ. "Durr look at the crappy rides, overpriced food, bullshit games, and fentanyl addicts."
Post compliance market edition>Previous Thread:>>97242255>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97258362And why is the New recruit icon the Night Lords' livery anyways? I'm starting to suspect they might be the baddies
>>97259013Sending stuff out is still a nice exercise though.
This was over on the sick terrain thread. Imagine playing on that
>>97258468https://mortian.shop/product/mortian-super-heavy-warcrawler/?v=e5ecf956e6d6
>>97257420Find out what other people are playing and hang around the LGSOur 3.0 group is in large part a thing because the LGS owner made an effort to tell us that other locals were interested (the previous owner did not do that when I was trying to get a 1.0 or 2.0 community going)
Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots? It seems like the vast majority of game designers from the 70s and 80s were self-obsessed dickheads who openly hated and looked down on their customer base. There were obviously exceptions, and some like Gygax would go on to regret and apologize for it, but still, what made so many "professionals" back then such fags?Pic related: WFRP author James Wallis's response to a letter criticizing how railroaded The Enemy Within campaign was.
>>97258994What?
>>97258984If you're going to be obtuse, the point being made is that a lot of game masters tend to get wrapped up in their role as entertainers that they forget they're the ones with the ultimate ability to say no, and likewise players forget that despite being the ones who make the majority of the decisions it's the game masters are the ones who can veto literally any action made at the end of the day. Seriously, do you need to see a therapist if you get this upset over every anon online?
>>97258740Because not everyone needs a self-insert power fantasy? The game doesn't have to jerk you off to be fun.
>>97258875stfu nogames
>>97250997Have you ever met any gamers? Imagine spending a your life in a career where you have to interact with people like you every day. It would sour a Saint.
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I stand with Kurwa Kowalski!
>>97258196>>97258377I guess I get psyched about starting a warband, and then look at them and it's all stuff like "Orcs actually want to just stand back and shoot" "Your leaders shouldn't be anywhere near combat" "Just give everyone a sling/mace (depending on army" "Don't arm anyone with a shield or armour" and it's like, well, what's the fucking point of anything if the only advice given is "Everything is sub optimal except X for this warband"
>>97258986Mordheim is just a fucking dumb game that is propped up by nostalgiafags and 28 trannies. Let's hope GW remakes it as a grimdark answer to Trench Crusade but with good rules this time.
>>97259001>Let's hope GW remakes it [...] with good rules this time.When has that ever happened?
>>97258986The point of games like Mordheim or Necromunda is that they're modeling project, with an immersive ruleset to bring those models you've made into action. The rules have a lot of references for immersion, but the gameplay and tactics are fairly simple. You can choose to skip the modelling aspect when starting but you wouldn't be sticking to these game for long without delving into it.
Why did GW make them chicken nuggets instead of just putting the crotch at the knee like real life exoskeletons?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EC33gaqQKSI?feature=share
>>97256880this image is making me sick
>>97256880>replacing banner with antennas
>>97252306>>97252711>>97252723Go fuck yourself redditoid
>>97256880I love dark krakens
>>97256880The only problem as I said is making it a scout unit.The original purpose still stands and is the usual end for the frames.Making a towering machine with no armor at all is stupid, all the joints are simply exposed for fucks sake...
The DM reveals that all this time, the 'Chaotic Evil invading soldiers' you've been fighting and slaughtering were actually Lawful Good innocent untrained peasants. They were tricked/convinced into believing they were fighting for survival and defense of their impoverished homeland.THE PALADIN FALLS AND LOSES ALL POWERS!!!Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>97258604>How come we never noticed they are untrained?You literally can't tell in the HEAT of battle.
>>97258634if i continue to fight invading soldiers, i will very quickly realize whether or not they act like trained soldiers with some discipline, or like some random people who never held a weapon before and dont know what formation is Because if you happen to be invaded by legions of untrained farmers, chances are this wont be a long war for them
>>97258649They are free to throw down their arms and surrender. Hell, I'll even send a messenger after the first few slaughters saying as much. If they literally shoot the messenger though... yeah no quarter.
>>97259083beside the obvious opportunity to surrender (as op said, we are slaugthering them), this scenario also assumes we never took prisoners and no battle ever had any surviving foes who could be questioned. So the big, shocking reveal naturally would have happened rather early in the war anyways.
>>97252494I show the DM page 18 of the PHB and tell him that tricking a paladin to UNKNOWINGLY perform an evil or chaotic act has no effect on his status. The Paladin has to CHOOSE to act chaotic/evil to loose his status, not tricked with a shitty 'gotcha'. Get fucked OP, you unread thread baiting moron.
Dubs and above turn into canon.
>>97258904Of course the people don't eat giant carrots.They eat giant cabbages.
Vecna acolytes and followers have been spotted in the southern cities
The ratio of men to women is 1:3 so men are rare and prized
The ratio of fighters to wizards is 1:3 so fighters are rare and prized
Druids are historically shunned due to some of the BBEG in the past bring druids, it ranges from healthy mistrust to borderline classism
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97258147>Absolute beginner hereWhere is your printing set up at?Could be colder temperatures causing issues if it's gotten colder where you are at.
>>97234167>>97234152you can get pretty good results with a 0.2mm nozzle and patience.there are some makers creating models that are also optimized for FDM, see arbiter in my mini factory
>>97258173UVTools?>>97258293Photon Mono 4Anycubic water wash resin 2.0Exposure Times is 3.7 (seems way too high, but i got the best cones of calibration that way...I can check the rest, this is what remember in the flyI placed a thermometer next to the printer Solid 21 degrees without drop
>>97258416https://github.com/sn4k3/UVtoolsResin printing file inspection/repair utility
>>97258147throw the stl in 3d builder and repair
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97258014>reality from fictionThe implication being that transwomen are real women?
I mostly play male characters, but last time I let the die decide and the 50/50 chance commanded me to play a girl.While most of my male characters were mostly reasonable and collected, she was much more hotheaded and aggressive. This may have been a result of her backstory and class more than the sex, who knows.
Of course I have! It's fun to try and imagine yourself as all sorts of personalities and characters, across classes, ages, genders, species, and try and think on how they would act and react, given their personal history, abilities, and motivations.I call it "roleplaying", it's kind of like acting. Not sure if anyone's heard of it before.
>>97257960Or maybe you are a faggot.
>>97257820Based as fuck
What is the correct way to handle female priestess? Historically women weren't part of the clergy, so you don't have a lot of references to drawn from in regards to their attitude.
>>97258784Stop using the inline quote character if you're not quoting anyone. When I ask you a question, YOU ANSWER IT IN FULL, IMMEDIATELY, AND WITHOUT ATTITUDE.
>>97257064You are thinking of yourself here.>>97257068Sounds like you need to pull your head out of your ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQtRP6szbA
>>97254880>Historically
>>97258004Your player is a faggot for being so invested in another player's character, (you) are a faggot for roleplaying as a woman.
>>97254880move beyond christianity and you'll find many religions that placed women into positions of authority. Some even still exist
...was also the first third-party one, with its first product released in 1976. Judges Guild's Wilderlands of High Fantasy is the only setting you'll ever need.>18 hexmaps at 5-mile hex size, with a cool thing (ruin/relic, castle/keep, town, or monster lair) every 5th or 6th hex>Covering an area the size of the Mediterranean Sea>Crazy shit all over like a Balor running a town>Huge aesthetic variety, lots of different flavor and creature types>Home of the iconic City-State of the Invincible Overlord, a wonderfully dysfunctional city>There is exactly ONE nation-state in the setting, and it's the size of Belgium. Everything else is city-states and fortified towns>Life is grimdark as shit for regular people, think Bronze Age Collapse tier. Child mortality is high as shit, only the lucky strong or brilliant make it to the ripe old age of 35.>No ancient conspiracies or secret societies puppeteering from the shadows--geopolitics are very primitive>Tech is schizophrenic, with some towns having just invented the wheel to and some cities having discovered calculus >But despite all that, you can make a real difference with your friends! Kill the asshole Overlord and see if you can do a better job.WoHF is written for old-school D&D but easily adaptable to other editions. Necromancer Games updated the content to 3.5 in splendid style with their releases of it.What are you waiting for? Pirate a copy right now! >REALLY OLD-SCHOOL & NECROMANCER RE-RELEASEComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97257023>aliens stick out in fantasy Yes. That's why its cool in limited doses.
>>97257023I agree, they will always invite a tonal clash on principle
this is an excellent collection, thanks anon>>97255555>>REALLY OLD-SCHOOL & NECROMANCER RE-RELEASE >https://wilderlands.guide/files/ is it just me or does the site lack a convenient way of downloading everything?I mean I still got it done, I'm wise to the ways of wgetbut I was wondering if maybe I missed some handy button
>>97257145>>97257023Retard.
>>97258091Yeah, it's not well-organized either. Sorry anon.
