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I wish I could win things. All I ever get is stomped like a little bitch. How do I git gud at mtg?

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>>97709691
Like I said
>""we had some things noted on what we wanted to do on this plane. We made Tarkir that eclipses the same niche so we just moved the things we had developed for one plane to the other. And because they have so much in common we will not touch mongsend""

Now we have context of DEI. But it doesn't change that Tarkir is not Mongsend and nor it changes that Mongseng exists.

>>97710259
Not anymore, since the Planechase card existed pre-Tarkir they couldn't just wish it away, so it technically exists separately but will never be used. Does not changed the fact that the Tarkir block was meant to be set on Mongseng but was changed for woke DEI reasons, making Tarkir the first woke DEI set (as if Alesha didn't give that away).

Bottom 5 plane.

They need to rename the Mogg goblin now since mogging is an incel term.

>>97710339
get mogged tranny

>>97709884
You think it's bad in DnD? Consider that The Witcher has bards, both the Polish and the American one. And they just sing songs, no magical powers or anything.

>>97709892
Prestige class, actually.

>>97709947
That's basically the "bard" in the recent D&D movie, he has a lute and sometimes hits people with it.

>>97709963
Yeah weird he didn't do any bard abilities other than being the face etc.

>>97710343
>>97709963

I got so excited the one time he walked in singing and some guards gathered around him and trusted him cause I thought it was a use of Friends spell but no? It was like an illusion thing done by the wizard or something?

Dumb.

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>>97573157
I drew a guy in Paint.

>>97706814
This shit got SOUL

AI could never

>>97708931
who's al?

>>97708987
He's weird

>>97697004
Source on the eldar portrait on top right, please?

>>97710075
The good news is with Imperial High Command coming out, they all work decent to great with shores and a gunline army. Tentative "we're so back"

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>>97703496
Special Operations, three-player fight. Rebel Troopers vs. Droid Commandos vs. Mandalorian Commandos

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>>97703403
Can I field Fett as a leader? Preferably riding a Rancor? At least with the BoBF gang? Thats the bare minimum to get me to play

for mandalore

>>97710078
5E still has resistances and vulnerabilities to energy type.

Sorcerous Burst was a great cantrip added in 24 for that reason.

>>97708908
You think people would be okay with that?

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>>97710195
The DM does not concern himself with the opinions of players.

I need some ideas for how to make an air themed character quirky

>>97710223
Paranoid about going underground. Hates dungeons, enters them reluctantly and with persistent disagreement.

>>97709618
Only a lot of revised stuff is available on PoD. Most of them aren't for 2e.

>>97710070
>my product failed b-but it's you that is seething!
lol!

>>97710200
>unprompted seething
>get laughed at for it
>YOU ARE A DEVELOPER OF THE GAME
lol, what a retard

>>97710222
>product fails
>laugh at failed product
>REEEEEE NAZI!!!!!!!
lol!

>>97710261
>Seethes nazis aren't welcome
>continues to seethe when made fun of for it
lol, gave up on me being a developer already, eh?

>>97710262
I remember an article where an AI transcribed police report turned the officer into a frog

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>>97709539
This.

>>97709457
Because the AI will hallucinate and parse data incorrectly. Use your own fucking brain.

>>97710256
Probably the statistics, rather than the lying anecdotes of shills.

>>97710271
AI isn't a tool, it's an active disability.
AI isn't giving someone a hammer, AI is strapping 500 pounds of weight to their back.

>>97698390
Honestly that sounds cool as hell, how did that go?

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Kinda worried about the state of my Grimdark Glasgow RPG.

>>97705843

Eh, had fun, but definitely not my best game, GM had better stories for us to play. He tried to have us "game" whale hunting but it wasn't interesting.

That being said, it was funny that we almost managed to get to safety from some sort of Atlantis

Ocean Game when.

>>97706954
What is this?

>>97709641
It's automatically cool because it's the shoulder railgun broadside.

>>97709423
I would rather spend time masking so I could do most of the large areas with rattlecans than waste my time doing it all with tiny brushes.

>>97708007
Scale 75 Metallics, Kroxigor scales 1:1 with vallejo xpress medium. Mostly AK 3rd gen acrylics and Two thin coats as well.

I use basically every fucking paint range ever, no point in favoritism, they all do different things well.

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So close

>>97710155
nice edge highlighting right around the rim of the base, but could use grass tufts maybe

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>>97708249
Pic is outdated, they don't let you purchase individual items anymore. Now you have to buy the whole digital book again if you just wanted one spell from a splat.

>>97709478
>Canon can't be ignored even if you don't use it because that's what establishes the baseline for the game/setting. When WotC does something retarded and I decide to ignore it, that means I have to have the same discussion about why it's retarded every time I play with someone new.
It really doesn't. I run games for new groups off Reddit because I like it and it's fun. And I use FR because I like it and it's fun. And it's been years and at-least dozens of players since anyone ever complained that I wasn't doing Forgotten Realms the "right" way.

Anyone who is new doesn't say shit 'cuz they don't know. And anyone who isn't new doesn't say shit 'cuz they're not new and they know how games work.

You're complaining about an absolute non-issue.

>>97708249
I tell you to fuck off to reddit where you came from like all the other the donald offcasts.

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>>97708249
Refuse to play/run 5.Xe and PF2e in specific and anything produced after 2011 in general. Done.

>>97708616
>>97709550
>>97709667
>Be Schlick Captain Vivian, Quartermaster/Arms Smuggler
>Back on Happy Ending I had a reputation for being the “good” sister in my otherwise wealthy but dysfunctional family
>But good is boring, so I picked up a few hobbies like smuggling drugs that were illegal even by Pleasure World standards, and diverting PDF weapons to the wrong people, some of whom ended up being Slaanesh cultists, who I then joined
>I was invited along to this merry little jaunt to this polluted shitehole of a world to assess opportunities to smuggle weapons out, or perhaps in as well, but then a war started thanks to the abundance of harnessable Warp energy it contains, and now my goal is to grab as much valuable weaponry as possible and ship it either to the front lines or off-world
>I lead a convoy of cargo-8s and other industrial vehicles to Arms Plant N0-R1N-C0 to grab as many weapons as I can from there, only to find out that one of the local cults, the “Pink Lotuses” still controls it and aren’t happy with the attention we bring with us, nor the fact we are here to steal from their stockpile
>An argument breaks out, but then the Imperials show up, and we grudgingly joined forces
>The troops I have with me aren’t exactly top quality, mostly people we kidnapped from Happy Ending and local PDF the daemonettes corrupted, but when combined with the mutants and cultists of the Pink Lotus at least we have some significant numbers
>Unfortunately, our opponents are a mix of local PDF, felinids, and Cadians, the later two are of course quite elite
>You know what, fuck this
>I grab a few long-time Schlick members and we fall back to the partially loaded trucks and get the hell out of here
>It is only afterwards that I wonder whether I should have grabbed my siblings Victor and Violet
>Meh, neither of them are particularly valuable to my plans, they will either escape or they won’t

>>97707431
>>97708859
>>97709638
>Be Lord Kong Qiu
>Smacking and crushing the heads of heretics with my power staff
>I get a response from Kim
>Back up is on the way
>Deploying are the army of Cháoxiăn
>A complete battle servitor army
>I am appalled at such a sight
>That has to be nearly the entire population of Cháoxiăn right there
>They are cheaply made and certainly no Sweepers that's for sure
>But I bite my tongue, I'll have to deal with Kim later if I am elevated to High Hierarch
>My position is most likely secured but politics are a difficult bunch
>Marine bolter fire seems to die down but we were breaking this siege anyway

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>>97708777
>Be Cryptek Zhoubi
>As I'm finishing off the Genestealers coming for me a well dressed Imperial calls for me
>He is bearing a mark of a diplomat
>Hmm wonder who gave him that
>"A good day to you, most venerable and ancient cryptek, I am the Rogue Trader Lord Peregrine Ponsonby-Bannerman, I would like to know the name of you, who art so deft on the field of battle."
>Hmm, a sly tongue on that one
>Trying to butter me up, but I'll play along
"Well Lord Peregrine, I am the Cryptek known as Zhoubi last of the dynasty on this world known to my kind as Samsāra. Tell me, how much do you like killing genestealers?"
>Just as I finish another wave pop out supported by fire arms bearing cultists
>Those must be acolytes
>I would be grinning ear to ear if I still possessed my flesh

>>97704975
>>97705623
>Be Schlick Ambassador Valerie
>I have spent the past few days strapped to the front of some sort of makeshift vehicle driven by one of the White Lightning tribals
>The effects of the Warp infused spring water they dunked me in have long ago worn off, and the constant vibrations and jarring impacts from the vehicle I am strapped to have left my body numb
>At least the White Lightning tribe joined the siege like my masters wanted, but assuming I survive all of this, I think I will struggle to find a way to take credit
>Somehow I don’t think I am surviving this though
>I don’t know how much the Twin Bulls, White Lightning, Schlick, and other off-worlders coordinate in terms of military strategy, but the White Lightning seem to have found their natural niche as raiders and expendable shock troops
>They spend most of their time attacking small Imperial formations travelling between the outlying forts of Hive Kong and Hive Bei’Jing, but periodically they will mass for a large scale assault on the front lines of Hive Bei’Jing, usually losing many vehicles in the process, but those who survive the vehicle wrecks just climb onboard retreating vehicles, and then loot new vehicles for further assaults
>This time we are up against stiff opposition, including Space Marines and Heishou
>Even the driver of the vehicle I am attached to seems slightly intimidated and decides to fall back earlier than they usually do
>As we fall back, my eyes are drawn, as they always are, to the strange war banner of the Slaangor
>Two figures are attached to the banner, as there have been on each previous occasion I have seen the banner
>One figure changes shape frequently, glows from within with Warp energy, and ejaculates frequent streams of pure corruption that sometimes lead to small rifts forming in the Warp

>>97710294
>The other figure is a relatively normal human female that seems to be loosely bound upside down to the first figure with gold chain, such that the two figures can provide each other with oral pleasure almost continuously
>Despite its frequent changes in shape, the first figure somehow reminds me of my brother Vincent, while the second figure has a similar body shape and tattoos to my sister Victoria
>I can’t help but wonder if they chose this fate, or if they are being punished for some real or perceived failure
>Analstasia is a compassionate leader, but her war leader Vin’gloria is at times as harsh as a Commissar
>I wonder what fate awaits me if Vin’gloria decides I blotched the diplomatic mission to the White Lightning tribe
>Assuming I live long enough to find out

>>97614907
>Chesscom Global Championship
renamed https://www.chess.com/events/info/2026-chesscom-open

>>97706077
Open to us too. It starts in half an hour. First 3 will advance. Good luck!!

>>97701523
they really like playing Nf3 huh?

>>97674559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgpta7g9KlQ

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>1500

>>97707079
There used to be a reason behind this and it's because humans are the only ones who are actually galaxy wide. Ork space was just east of the galactic core.

>>97707026
they have nothing to gain. the only thing they could get are eldar inspired speed freaks. The Tau didn't cause extreme damage to their populations, chaos isn't adding anything new.

>>97707026
There are Chaos Orks and Orkish genestealers. They're not likely to pick up much from Necrons because they're ancient enemies. Tau are not common so the chance happening might not have ocurred- also orks think tau have sissy dakka so they're less inclined to emulate them.

Dunno about Eldar, Orks and Eldar have a common origin so you'd think there'd be more cross pollination. You don't hear that much about Orks and Eldar fighting in general, really. Maybe they just kind of have a built in racial understanding.

>>97707026
40k is not a well worldbuilt setting where factions interact with each other organically and logically
the imperium is the setting, everyone else is a satellite of the imperium and so interacts almost exclusively with the imperium, not with the rest

if you want a pseudo realistic explanation, it's because humans are the dominant power of the galaxy so there are enough interactions for the outlying imperiaboos to become numerous enough
or simply because all other factions are not orky enough, while humans are orky enough if you squint a bit

>>97707026
If you squint hard enough the Evil Sunz and their related Kult of Speed have certain similarities with the Eldar.
The ES use vehicles to get their boyz into position and provide heavy support but, being Orkz, get a bit too enthusiastic about the fighting to do the tactical repositioning part.
The KoS are the fast attack elements, such as the Saim Hann Wild Riders and other jetbike users, but again with the Orkish habit of getting into close combat rather than using hit and run tactics.

>>97708302
The strength of the United States’ control over PACT was tested that same year, regarding the Chicxulub Mines in Mexico. While talks about the entrance had existed for years, the Mexican government managed to make the case for a renegotiation of terms, putting the US and PACT in the spotlight. Thus, Mexico got a much better deal than initially promised, gets a great deal of american investment, as well as getting most of its debt with USA condoned. This angered many in the US, as the costs of this acquisition had been much higher than expected, especially so soon after the war, but it was considered a necessary expenditure to keep PACT intact.

Behind the scenes, however, the US made further moves to investigate the events of the Paraguayan War. The further they grew their influence across Agartha, the more they confirmed whatever they fought in Paraguay was not from there. To avoid this information to cause panic within the population, has created a special organization to keep tabs on any “unconvincing” agarthan rumor, as well as to locate agarthan smuggling within the US. The US government, unbeknownst to all other governments, still hold parts of the broken tripod that was destroyed in the jungle. Rumors talk about Edison Electrical Co. being in charge of investigating and even reverse-engineering its technologies, but if something has come out of it, it is not known.

>>97708263
I like this, with a few caveats. I do think that 500 surviving out of 15000 is pretty intense, even by "horrible morale-shattering defeat" standards. The heat-rays are in TWotW canonically invisible, although I can't complain overmuch if they're made to be colourful since most adaptations do that including Jeff Wayne.

I'm not sure that a museum of natural history would display a taxidermized horrible human conglomeration corpse, but I could easily seeing them displaying the thing's skeleton.

Calling the Tripods Tripods make sense, what with their three pods, but I'm not sure why they would refer to Hyperwarriors by their actual name. Maybe something like "Jungle Ghosts" or the Spanish equivalent.

Portugal showing up even briefly is a good touch. The UK did historically like to prop up nations that owed it money (The Ottos OTL) but them only sending material aid is still in-character.

A sentence to emphasize that the US was able to form the PACT at all because the other nations were exhausted and/or on the verge of collapse would probably help explain why they can enforce such harsh terms on everyone. Especially Brazil.

>>97708388
>500 surviving out of 15000 is pretty intense, even by "horrible morale-shattering defeat" standards
I was envisioning something quite desperate: if they stay in the city, they'll burn to death or they'll be atomized by the tripod. If they flee, they'll get hunted down by hordes of mutants. Either way they are sitting ducks. The ones who survived are the ones who somehow hid in the jungle until dawn.

>I'm not sure that a museum of natural history would display a taxidermized horrible human conglomeration corpse
I imagine the skeleton option would make more sense.

>Maybe something like "Jungle Ghosts" or the Spanish equivalent
Maybe "enmascarados" (masked ones)?

>>97708528
>Maybe "enmascarados" (masked ones)?
That reminds me of Luchadors, which is fitting and funny in a way I cannot describe.

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I was thinking about the tone of Agartha lore today.
>1848-1875:
>"Italy has burned, Paris is lost, Paraguay is empty and the dead walk in Anatolia. Truly, the world has gone mad."
>1875-1914:
>"I'll beat those dastardly Sky Pirates to the ancient Atlantean treasure and win the hand of the Amazonian Queen or die trying, now who's with me men?"
>1914-0001:
>"Untold aeons of ineffable strife have begun. The Loop turns once more. All is lost."

Personally, I'm most fond of the middle. There are less wargames in that sort of spirit nowadays.