/ftl/ - Fish Tank Live Season 3 #117Jet Engine Taking Off Edition/ftl/ outdated News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>205089830Sam is usually good to the guests if they get the humor of it. If they're sour assholes they get the bare minimum.
>>205089835>Burt and Ted fuckin'>Alexis flashed titties again>Mizzy accidentally flashed nip>Mizzy thinks she's a cool punk plotter but is getting subtly mogged by Binx while she fucks with her head and extracts information>Jason showed them a car and they all overreacted and then shilled for Dude Wipes>Burt is hella gay>Ian wants to go home
luke just took a loud ass piss and ate a candy lets go
>>205089862same. gotta get ready for the second one. ive been in a trap of watching internet nonsense instead of playing the games I want to
smaack is by far the hottest girl (payton second) but she is also extremely annoying libcuck.... sad!!!!
I cried.
>>205076507Kill yourself
is this about the guy who was in a guild and when they were performing a funeral in-game they got attacked by PVPers and everyone was killed?
Gnome TrainsGnome CampsGnome Ovens
>>205089527I don't think so, it was a women who died from a stroke. This one tries too hard to have as much misery porn as possible, so no fun allowed
>>205076507Shits gay, and the in game thing is gayer. Someone on twitch called me an ableist for saying I didn't wanna watch sad porn lmao.>>205089527No that was someone else
>fails at everything>unable to get married or have children>commits suicideIs it any wonder she's the only Marvel heroine to truly connect with audiences?
>>205086008Elizabeth Olsen owes me sex
>>205086008> tfw your solo movie is cancelled.
>>205086008The Marvels failed because pakistani girls are literally nobody's fetish
>>205086008>fails at everything.>unable to get married or have children>commits suicide.> gets turned into a one-dimensional cartoon character and dumped in a narrative dead end.
>>205086008I can fix her
I need one last Nicholson kino before he shuffles loose this mortal coil. What do you guys think he could currently pull off role-wise? He used to play intimidating characters well, and while it's my preference, I don't think old man Nicholson could pull off something like Stallone did with Tulsa King. Jack isn't in Stallone's shape, but maybe there's something out there, any ideas bros?
The Whale sequel.
>>205088988He would be perfect to play a Harvey Weinstein biopic fucking young actresses.
>>2050890735 to 10 lays per year sounds wild to me. What a life that would be. Then again, I'm not famous.
>>205089590I'm pretty sure famous guys who are currently popular sleep with a different woman every night. I'm 40, have slept with 5, and only one was attractive.
>>205089646I think famous guys are just able to satisfy their sex drive, whatever that is. If they're horny enough for every night, sure. If only once a month, that's fine too
They could all tell he was a virgin after hanging out with him one single time Is that realistic?
>>205087004I just save up money and fuck escorts in japan. You should try it anon
>>205086930I am 27 and a virgin and I couldn't feel better and more sane.
>>205086807Yes. Freud Anon explained it and helped diagnose the behavior of me and my fellow incels.
>>205086807his co-workers could hear a sweet, dulcet tenor when he urinated in the men's room, accompanied by the scent of aloe.
>>205089288crisp linen with a hint of pine
>just talk to 25 women at a store until one of them gives you her numbercould Boomhowser's method still work in 2024? Did it even work then?
>>205086783Women are walking semaphore machines, they send out blatant "APPROACH ME APPROACH ME" signals constantly. They seem subtle to us but you just have to know how to recognize them. And they're not really choosy either, if you want into a coffee shop then I bet there's at least one doing the "APPROACH ME" signals to you. Once you can read their "come talk to me" signals then you'll have a literally 100% batting average
>>205086783Nope. Nowadays if you act remotely embarrassing asking a girl out she or her friend will pull their phone out to record you and post it on tiktok later.
>>205086783still works you just have to use dating apps and instead of 25 its like 200 over the course of a month
>>205089693I'm so glad I graduated high school before that became a thing. It's no fucking wonder so many young men are just giving up on dating.
>>205089470this only works if you are not a manlet uggo poorfag tho
kino inbound
>>205084326Itt is 100% about his daughters. He already gave them one flop movie. No problem with another.
>>205088576Big Daddy should either be last or second to last
>>205088838that wasn't a flophe made his daughter look sexy which is a win for me
>>205079179Jimbo Cameron says hi as he lights his cigar with a hundred dollar bill
>>205079062Oh it's gonna be even worse than Joker 2
is Taylor a baddie
>>>/mu/
>>205089673What’s a “baddie” anyway? Every guy says their type is “baddies” now — what happened?
>>205089710Doesn't it just mean hot ?
>>205089731Yes.I guess Taylor Swift has a great Body but she's too awkward
>>205089673Impossible for me to look at her and not imagine blacked.
>What if instead of ancient people learning stuff by themselves they were taught everything they know by an even more ancient people... that learned everything by themselvesWhat is this retard's point, exactly?
>>205089211prove that he wasn't visited by aliens
>>205048861So what's the cope going to be when they start mining those rare earths from the seabed and stumble upon a 20,000 year old fully rigged trade ship preserved by the temperatures and hypoxic environment of the abyssal zone?In the 70s and 80s academia never used to die on hills of particular theories publicly, and inevitably stuff gets over turned. Not sure they'll survive this desu.
>>205089420Liberals are hoping for WW3 before that happens.
>>205048861>What ifhis point is what ifhe's not saying it's true, he's openly admitting he has no real evidence, but people still act like he's trying to re-write all the history books and indoctrinate people. why is that?
>>205089832>why is that?fear
times you acted like the terrifier
I used to camp in the woods alot and at night I'd try to freak people out from the treeline. Good fun but in hindsight I'm glad nobody had a gun.
>>205089474KWAB
>>205089749Only deeply disturbed people enjoy that shit
>>205089474faggot
i have a similar dental regimen
New confirmed real. F for JimPrev >>205023005
>>205089537>julieShe's a pothead junkie. We've disregarded the Julie and embraced Acosta as the From thread waifu.
>>205089617I don’t blame her. I’d also want to get high if some fatass n1gg3r was hitting on me and abusing in the basement, taking photos of me
Im just here to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!
>>205089688She wouldn't have been down there is she weren't a pothead. Degeneracy leads to degeneracy.
>>205088419The Fromsters just might be bored out of their fucking minds and coming up with new and exciting ways to entertain themselves in whatever purgatory Fromville ends up being
we watching this?
>>205083872>Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway>dropped outTells me everything I needed to knowFUCK BEEF
She's a titless midget, so no, I won't be watching.
>>205088731>>205088920>censorship rules!Trump is coming chuds whether you like the future or not
She’s a titless midget, you bet your ass i’ll be watching
>>205089613Her tits are perfect....if she was 14
Does The Wire hold up today?
>>205087912I'm OP and I watched it like 10 years ago, but I've been dipping back into the clips of it and realizing it's still pretty damn good if you overlook a lot of the preachy libtard shit
>ITT Anons want it to be one waay
>>205088685I rewatched it last summer after about 10 years too, still pretty good, season 5 was still dogshit though
it does. I wish more shows showed how political forces played against each other with a preference for verisimilitude
Saw it for the first time half a year ago.It's amazing, and it's kinda realistic about lowlife-groups politics (yes cops are lowlifes), not much about anything else.
It's HOUSE
>>205089585>...
Best boobs scene in house
>>205064879James Spader did to The Practice what Steve Urkel did to Family Matters.
>>205089614Wholesome
>>205070295>>205070483There's also all the times that the disease doesn't follow the usual trajectory of symptoms or illness pattern. Like a mutation or a derivation. There was even a case where a kid had double cancer.Sure, medically, that's a 1 in 500,000,000 chance of happening, but for 10 people in the world with real shitty luck, that DOES happen.
>this is but a FRACTION of my power!>have a TASTE of my new ability!>allow me to demonstrate what I’m capable of!!>you have the honor of facing me with my newfound power!!
