You know what, Ray?
Never lay down, Ray. Not even when you're dead
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and I'm a fuckin' octopus.
>>219397027nice
>>219397804He didn't know how to avoid getting killed lol.
>>219398206Caspere knew this.
They're Izzy and The SnoodYes, Izzy and The SnoodEach is a Waifu, and NEVER for lewdThey're laboratory CuteTheir power is acuteThey're Izzy, they're Izzy and The Snood, Snood, Snood Snood...
>>219399004what cause this?
>>219399038Terrible use of photoshop by an envious and obsessive tranny who keeps postponing his imminent suicide
>>219399027It’s the facts
>>219397224Hot girls don't need to suck Jew dick any more, they can get by with social media
>>219396540One is a qt but the other is a gigastacy
ITT movies that are illegal to joke abouthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2oFq5d4lwThe Lion King music composer is suing a mainland African $27 MILLION for mocking the film's African intro theme
>>219391032That is retarded.
>>219391032>blacks are so fragile they literally sue their own people over jokes
>>219391032Sucks for that guy.
Now, Baba Yetu... *cracks open Mr. Pibb can* that's a millennial globalist liberal frutiger aero end-of-history banger
>>219391032>The Lion King music composerSo fucking Hans Zimmer?
ITT: only kino feet
>>219396689Who is that?
Krysten Ritter, man...
>>219399014
>>219399041hurm
>The movie is said to be "about a guy (Bryan, played by Austin Abrams) sent to deliver a bag that he thinks has organs in it. Then he gets stuck in the ice on the way, hits a zombie lady, gets pulled over by the cops, gets chased by a dog, gets chased by zombies that turn out to be alien zombies. [He then] meets Paul Walter Hauser, who works for Umbrella Corporation, and has to go to Raccoon City and then has to get the cure up to the 28th floor of the main building.">During a recent interview with The New York Times, Cregger said that he fully expects fans to "crucify" him...https://comicbookmovie.com/horror/resident-evil-zach-creggers-reboot-reportedly-has-practically-nothing-to-do-with-the-games---spoilers-a227180
>>219397233>What was the last RE live action movie that had anything to do with the games?RE: The Final Chapter has the exact same plot as RE: Requiem with Capcom replacing all the characters with their donut steel versions, so there's that.Funny thing is, Cregger's movie sounds exactly like The Final Chapter. Fast paced A to B journey, constantly being attacked, no time to stop, one set piece after another.
>>219398823>they slapped Mila in Monster Hunter World right quick when the movie came out, even if it bombedIt's worth noting that the Monster Hunter film is canon, and Capcom helped write it and had total control over the characters and story. A lot of MH fans online are in denial about this because, I think, they don't like what the film's story implies about the future of the franchise.
>>219398870The Netflix show was trying to appeal to the Stranger Things audience with the New Raccoon City stuff, and the RE film audience with the post-apocalyptic Omega Man stuff. They actually wanted to get Jovovich originally to cameo in a few episodes, but it fell through during early planning.This is why the Netflix show has a hybrid timeline that uses elements from both the games and the films.Netflix wanted to focus on the YA teen stuff. Constantin wanted to focus on the post-apocalyptic stuff.
>>219397011I read the script. No one else? Cregger is such a slap in the face to Trevor. He tries to play it both ways in such a hackneyed fashion that it's almost admirable until you realizes $20 million, then you have to seriously ask why Hollywood is jacking him off, and the reason is because he plays it both ways. He cracked le code. The script is trash. But the movie will make money. It will gross $150 million. It doesn't deliver shit, it's not Resident Evil, but the trick is that it never stops delivering shit like weak bread to a raccoon that is goyim. The entire dialog in the script is the word "Fuck" "Goddamn" "Fucking shit" "Gross" "Gross" "Gross" "Fuck this" "Fuck it" "Holy fucking shit" Cregger has tapped into goyim-speak and he and Hollywood knows it, it allows him to cast white characters with dialog that translates worldwide while also affirming and propagating the dumbness of Americans, turning post modern wigger-stoner slang into universal topiary which will justified by "critics" as a nod to vidya avatars. It's sad because he sidelines deepest lore for deepest bong laugh every time. The main character is initially in favor of his gf getting an abortion, his gf will probably be black or latino, so that the abortion topic is represented but redirected onto the white male. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219399010The original film examined each of those elements and changed them on purpose.>JillOwned by Capcom. Replace her with Alice.>Spencer MansionMansions are boring. Move to the sci-fi lab as quickly as possible.>Lisa Trevors, A Crimsonhead, Giant spiders, Giant Snake, Zombie dogs.Too many creatures. Too expensive. Also, they show up way too early. The zombies shouldn't appear until 40 minutes into the story like Alien and Predator do.>WeskerRidiculous villain. Rewrite him into Spence, an unassuming guy who has memory loss but plotted to kill everyone and escape with the virus.
Rockos Modern LifeAaah Real MonstersRen and StimpyCourage the Cowardly Dog CatdogThree Angry BeaversSpongebobCow and ChickenFairly Odd Parents(this is a list of “older” cartoons to watch with my kid, critique my taste in shows on recommend stuff to add to the list!)
watch the earthworm jim cartoon
>>219399154That is on my list to download.>>219399145Id rather kill you instead, nigger.
Some other stuff I showed him recently:Dexters LabDarkwing DuckThats all I can remember atm
I also need to find all the old Coyote v Roadrunner cartoons. Popeye seems pretty kino as well..
>>219399123>Rockos Modern LifeI don't like this show as an adult. I tuned in during the initial airing and had a good time, but it just rubs me the wrong way now.
how do we go back to the 2000s?
This is how teens dressed back then.
>>219385232we are trying to. you are getting pysoped and demoralized though. keep pushing, the light is there for everyone to see and follow.
>>219385232Destroy every single smart hpone and mobile device, then make it illegal for a company with more than 10 million dollars in any assets to own or invest in any website. Restrict the usage and quality of security recording cameras per building and ban them from cars. Ban touchscreens from cars. Make it a jailable fraud to release a ge witout ever actually finishing it even after a decade of updates. Oh and one more thing: make it against the law to not drink alcohol on e a week.
>>219398702Looks normal here wtf
I miss when it felt like we had a future
Why are HBO sex scenes always so extra?
>>219396060If you've ever been with a nympho, eventually your junk starts to feel like death. Most women are too weak to go the distance but if they're used to the kind of pain..a nympho can wring you dry and leave your entire crotch feeling like it had flour bags dropped on it. Even young, most guys have a limit, they just never test it because they're masturbating more than fucking.
to get women to watch
>>219399283hes wrong it means unesseserry u know like too much as in extra
>>219393158no one talks like that and acts like that during sex IRL, just so you virgins know
>>219393924>ex-wifehe wasn't wrong
>>219399837Impressive chest muscles.
>>219398839Nice
Hello Nintendo? I saw saw your new Mario movie, the one with Rosalina in it.. and it made me feel LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
FUCK SALT
Is this the worst animation work of the past 5 years?I'm genuinely curious to know if there is anything that beats it in pure abysmal quality
>>219396849>you fucking faggot redditor holy shit go back kek>*checks notes*
>>219400379stay mad, bugman
>>219376641never watched this meme cartoon, is it worth it for the plot alone?
>>219376641Westaboos never recovered kek
When did Dale Gribble grow hair and become a superhero?
>GET IT THE JOKE IS… DEMONS HAVING GAY SEX! LOL>GET IT THE JOKE IS… HE’S A FUCKING FAGGOT LOL>GET IT THE JOKE IS… HIS COCK IS HARD FROM GAY SEX LOLYour children are watching this.
>>219400802My what now?
Mario chads win again
>>219399895Hilarious that you think trannies have more power over you than billion dollar corporations.
If they do do a Metroid movie, what are the odds they'd have Captain Falcon as a cameo?
>>219399985Corporations are ok if they sell me a product I enjoy while not supporting my ethnic replacement. Not everyone wants to live like Ted Kazanksy and go live in the woods.
>>219399437>>219399508It should have a plot because it's a fucking movie not a video game. If I wanted to watch mario jump and run around without any cohesive plot or character development I'd play the fucking game.
>>219400158A japanese company pushing italian men and blonde women is fine cause you are one of those things?
Why does everyone idolize them so much and say that Bajorans are "crybaby pussies" despite Cardassians doing some super evil shit to them and Bajorans have a very good reason to hate them for the occupation?
>>219400091Why?
>>219398293They were a small power sandwiched between two great space empires. You don't get to be a hippie dippie "muh heckin peace lovin l'artistes" when you're a potential security flaw to a power that can crush you with a fraction of its army. No pity for Bajorans. They should've picked a side and militarized.
>fucked Kira's mom>probably fucked Kira>maybe even fucked the Pah-wraithsDare I say Dukat did nothing wrong? Except fuck the Kai. What the fuck Dukat.
>>219397671Shit take. On this board, Gul Dukat is a hero. End of discussion.
>>219398293Fact: Bajor welcomed the Cardassians and didn’t resist the occupation until a full decade laterFact: Bajor was a caste system cultrue full of religious sectarianism before the Cardassians banned such BarbarismFact: Odo only executed 3 Bajorans in the 5+ years he was in charge of the station that were innocent of the crimes they were accused offFact: Less Bajorans died from the occupation over 50 years than people in real life kill themselves over 15 years.
Since they are bringing Iron Fist back in Daredevil, should Jessica Henwick return as Colleen Wing too?
>>219393901Sure
>>219393901
I love hapa bitches so much bros
>>219393901She had so much more charisma than Finn Jones, might be the only time fans actually wanted a secondary female character to take the protagonist spot from a male
>>219393901Yes please
