>ITT movies where the average person cannot name the protagonist but can easily name the villain
>>217435917Llewelyn Moss. Read the book, it owns.
>>217436134And his wife's name is Perdita, or Perdy for short. His perfect sexy dog wife...
My wife.
>>217436763Everyone knows Basil of Baker Street.
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>>217436198
Kino
>>217436198what kino?
>>217436198This hits close to home for me.
has anyone here watched The Visitors?
Career-ending disasters
>>217425344>my acting career is so tough as a cute woman>I'll turn myself into a 5'1 man to get more roles
>>217436514I think it was the rape and the lopping off of her own tits
>>217435774Im not supposed to be hard thinking about this...But it is. And I hate 4chan
>>217436143I keep thinking about that incel comic where a woman just mentally filters out all the beta guys on the street like they're NPCs in a video game. They all think they'll be Chads when they transition for some reason.
>>217430474lol
This has aged far worse than I even imagined.
>>217435707Baldness was the right choice for Jack.
>>217436051Because it seemed like random friends not basically his coworkers that he talked to about movies all the time with. The assumption would be that the nerd making a star wars video would have “normal” friends
>>217421531he says nigger in one of them i forget where
>>217436611He doesn't say nigger he says nigs
Nadine only good thing from this low IQ biased uninformed self re-enforcing delusional mid-wit though experiment R.I.P
Did her career die after Snow White?
>>217429243No
>>217433404Rachel literally built for BWC anal pronebone
>>217430060hnnng
>>217429243She deserves a second chance
>>217429679I will watch all her body of work now.
Did they actually let people this fat into space back in the day?
Straight to business: I have decided to start watching Star Wars, at least the first 6 movies, to see what I've been missing. I have never consumed any star wars media prior to this. Of course I know about a likes and plot points but this will be the first time I actually watch any of these movies.>you should start with the OGs before the prequelsno and i dont care. lets start with this one. first the good:>John WilliamsObviously. He's actually too good for this. Somethis the score will be popping the fuck off meanwhile theres nothing interesting happening in the screen. He legit carries this film.>SOME effectsunderwater monsters were really nice, sometimes you also get a good shot here and there. for a 1999 movie? its finenow the bad: Everything else.>the actingThis has to be the most soulless movie I've ever watched. Every actor looks like he doesnt want to be here. I can understand the kid actors (the princess one was legit AWFUL), its the directors job to guide them. But the adults also arent doing anything good. No one shows any emotion, everybody talks the same, theres not a single bit of SOVL in any scene. and this goes on for 2 hours.
>>217436080If they understood the movie, they wouldn't have created a nonsensical hypothetical scenario where Qui-Gon breaks into Watto's shop at night.>>217436325Jedi can sense deception, if Watto was lying Qui-Gon would have gone to another vendor.
>>217436659No, it’s based on your idealization of terrible movies you saw as a child.
>>217436797The dialogue in the film is an idealized version of a movie I've seen more times than I've had sex? No need to get so bent out of shape after having had your pucker blown out today.
>>217436776Immune to mind control because he’s greedy means immune to mind reading because greedy.
>>217436817Yes, the movies that exists inside your mind is not the movies everyone else saw.
It sucks, Bam is right Knoxville sucks, dunno why he keeps getting these gigs?
>>217436531Did they have hot girls in bikinis like the Rogan episodes?
>>217436493What about dico?
>>217436674He’s cool, he got away from the fame and didn’t try to clout chase with gay podcasts and gossip
>>217436531they are literally just copying fetish stuff from twitter.Horny dudes do that exact thing every day. me being one of them.
>>217434912which is weird, because Knoxxville has shown to be able to act pretty well. >The Ringer>MIB II>bad grandpa (although that was just an extension of a jackass bit)>TMNT
Do you think Emma Myers has what it takes to make a name for herself in Hollywood beyond her success in Wednesday, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder and A Minecraft Movie?
>>217435304>>217435359Why does she look so sad bros...
>>217436378No chin
>>217435304I love her more than all of you
>>217436378Because you creeps keep making threads about her on /tv/
Why were the subsequent two Lord of the Rings movies, while being very good movies, unable to capture the SOVL of Fellowship of the Ring?
>>217436296it turned to quippy capeslop
Howard Shore's music becomes overblown in the sequels. It's constantly straining for grandeur, but its main effect is to irritate the human ear.
>>217436296I thought Two Towers was by far the best if not downright perfection but the only drawback is that Return was only ever going to pale in comparison
>>217436296The long epic battle sequences, massive CGI armies, etc. Fellowship had a smaller scale fantasy adventure feel that the two sequels lacked.
>>217436764Seek help, freak. Fellowship is 10/10 kino from beginning to end. TTT was utterly ruined by Hackson changing the story and characters in favor of all the utter garbage he made up.
rhea cold
When does Mike show up?
>>217436757You're thinking of Better Cold Saul. This is a screen snap from the show Pluribus
>>217436636I have similar drinking habits as this character. Should I be worried?
>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
>>217431343>Ah but Moe, the dank, the dank!
>Hey, what's this job pay?>Nothin'>D'oh!>Unless you're crooked>WOO-HOO
>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
>Hey can I have something to go with my turnip?>WHEN YOU WORK LIKE A MAN, YOU CAN EAT LIKE A MAN!>NOW GO TO SLEEP!
>>217436777That episode feels so out of place for being so early in the shows run.
This movie made no sense. Why do people even like it?
>>217428400because its kino
>>217428447It's been a long time since I watched it. I thought it was an even more abstract Persona (1966) with even more lesbians and hitmen, so this seems like a good explanation.>>217434336Could put your eye out.
>>217436364Persona and 3 Women (1977)
Sex
>>217428400boobis
Realistically speaking, how bad was it that it was cancelled yet Aquaman 2, Shazam 2 and that abortion of a Flash film made it to release?
>>217435200Fuck noThe Flush is one of the worst big budget superhero films ever made
>>217435684It's better than what Gunn made!>>217435699I do get it. But I live in reality. They aren't gonna backpedal and restore the Snyderverse. So I'll take what I can get. More Keaton Batman and Brendan Fraser villainy is more kino than Gunnslop I guarantee it.
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>>217431826WB-tier series
>>217431826Batgirl just can't catch a break. They had plans for a Batgirl cartoon but that got scrapped for Beware The Batman.
What is your favourite film from each category?
>>217430313bitch I don't even have a boyfriend
>>217436689
>>217436701Fight Fight > Fight > Fight Fight Fight
>>217430313
>>217430313Olympus Has FallenBatman 2022Bourne IdentityJohn Wickdoes Crimson Tide count?
