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What's the joke here?
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>>217442758
>Randianism is when we build a city under the ocean, and turn people into zombies
Is it though?
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>>217444487
>>I do whatever I want, BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR EVERYONE ELSE TOO I PROMISE
that's literally Stirner talking
>spooks are bad! badness and spooks are bad because....it just is!
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>>217440794
The guy who wrote that episode is a conservative libertarian.
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>>217444796
Way overthinking the joke you pseud
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>>217444796
When we figure out how clone a fully adult human and make catgirls, society will have no use for children or women.

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This was schlock like no othert.
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Based!
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Baskin bitch
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Kill yourself you retarded faggot. Have fun talking to yourself, schiz
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>>217445123
i am new here, normally go on /sp/, who is he

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>heres your new 28 years later director
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>>217444903
>the bitch who made The Marvels and then skipped post-production
Correct.
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>>217442934
niggas finna be slaw
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>>217442934
built for bwc
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>>217442934
The Bone Temple was kino thoughbeit, good job on her
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Her last film made a staggering $15,352 at the box office.

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Who is this for?
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californian liberal arts majors
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>>217444171
looks fun
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>>217444171
this guy
>>217444663
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>>217444171

For Capeshit Cucks who want more of the Harley Quinn and Joker pairing
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>>217444171
every movie, every single fucking movie, this little faggot just stands there and has this stupid smile on her face.

>Da 12 gauge auto loader
>ummmmmmmmmmm
>Da .45 long slide wit laser sighting
>ummmmmmmmmmm
>Phased plasma rifle in da 40-watt range
>ummmmmmmmmmm
>TDa Uuuuuuuuuuzi nine millimeter
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>>217444465
Hey man, you spend all night filling out paperwork and then get crushed behind your desk due to be rammed by a car and see how lifelike you look!
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>>217444465
my god they didnt actually run over an actor for the sake of realism??? ffs is cameron even trying anymore???
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>>217443540
I'll be 51 in a few days. Should I have already killed myself or do I have some time left? Asking for a friend
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>>217444566
I read your reply as ironic concern at first and thought it was funnier
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>>217443540
>Kill yourself before you get old, lads. It sucks.
Nah, it's fine. Just keep exercising and don't turn into a land whale.

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Can we go back to beating women again until this type of shit stops existing?
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>>217442522
Basically every city is at minimum fine, except for industrial ones and ones in the north like Murmansk. Even Norilsk has a tidy classical center, even though it isnt a real city. Villages are basically dead and decaying. There are some gemmy small towns here and there that are popping up recently. Retards like to use google street view as "le proof", even though the most recent photos there are over 10 years old, or photos from 20/30 years ago, often not even from Russia. We also dont have a 24/7 grey filter.
>>217442509
I dont know a single movie or show with "le evil Americans", I cant even name anything with an American character in it. I guess the constant portrayals of evil Russians are simply foreign policy
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>>217443904
those character descriptions are pure screenwriting pablum lol
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>>217443904
Enlightened "Russian" emigrant (jewish) fluent in Russian (extremely heavy accent, strange vocabulary, etc) is another classic trope
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>>217445062
>I dont know a single movie or show with "le evil Americans", I cant even name anything with an American character in it. I guess the constant portrayals of evil Russians are simply foreign policy
Brat 2 basically called out americans for being cucked by their own negroes.
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>>217441853
Stick to gay porn anon

>tfw you know this scene's backstory
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>>217445083
their concrete angel

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I want to become an actor and be in movies and shows. How does one go about doing this?
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>>217442769
You start out as an extra, and then you do minor roles, and then you do animation, and then you do TV, and then you do direct to video movies, and then you star in major motion pictures. Unless you're Mark Hamill, then you do all of that in reverse.
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>>217442769
1) be jewish (very important)
2) be from the right jewish clan
3) be moderately physically appealing
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>>217443537
Which movie was Mark an extra in?
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>>217443553
Plenty goy actors, bro.
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It’s not as hard as some people here say. Just find a Jewish man that’s already inside and suck his dick to get some minor role. Repeat this process every time you want better roles. Big roles may require you to get ass raped and/or have you rape a child so they have some dirt on you. That’s pretty much it, good luck.

I remember when this movie was praised to no end and considered a classic on par with Fincher thrillers but now it feels like it got completely memoryholed.
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>>217444684
>on par with Fincher thrillers
What was the last good movie Fincher made?
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>>217445009
That's because all of the movies Villeneuve made after it were atrocious slop.
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>>217444684
>I remember hanging around with a bunch of tasteless retarded pseuds when this movie came out!
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>>217444684
>but now it feels like it got completely memoryholed.
most 10 year old movies don't get brought for no reason buddy, you're just making this up
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>>217445059
no

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New Emilia Clarke kino has sex scenes
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>>217443920
Oh yeah, sure. I'll hold my breath.
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>>217443920
Will Yidsney put them in Star Wars to get people to finally watch them?
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>>217443947
worse. prostitutes know which holes to open and which ones to keep closed
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>>217443920
It'll be clothed women grabbing erect cocks only
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>>217445077
Jokes on you, erect cocks are aesthetic

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>>217426366
>random background wife edition
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>>217444498
The Omatikaya themselves do that stuff going by one of the deleted scenes from Avatar 1
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>>217444547
Hurts to know that Neytiri did drugs
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>>217442611
Might be the most stressed creature in all of Pandora
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>>217444547
That was a psychedelic worm though. Probably a rotten Teylu.
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>>217444568
Brvtal

>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
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>>217431343
Hay OP, your epidermis is showing!
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>>217435499
Well, there's you're answer fish bulb
Let go home kids
We're already home
That was fast.
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>>217435625
for me it's the way he runs back like this as well. very conanesque joke
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>>217431343
Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

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>You have AIDS
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>>217444274
Thats good news. Here in Brazil it is rampant.
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>>217443964
AIDSerts
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>>217444303
kek what!?!
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>You have BASKIN
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>>217444303
Kill yourself you spamming autistic faggot

The Most Autistic Edition Ever

Previously, on /trek/ >>217410267
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>>217445041
>Had to change his name from RapeApe
Cuck
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>>217445011
>That would be illogical.
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>>217445060
It was either that or be relegated to truth social.
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>>217444985
Extremely optimistic. Fat ugly black ladies who can't act would preach at Starship troopers type handsome gay men 10 hours. The big reveal at the end would be that Q (a fat black lady) is trying to build a super weapon.
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>>217445060
Moving the goalposts. Point is, he's an admin here.

>Massive Hollywood blockbuster based off of an amusement park ride
>Ends up being one of the most kino mainstream movies of all time
What went so right?
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>>217443590
tumma
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>>217440648
Monkey island is also based on the pirates ride
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>>217438702
The first half of one should be expanded into an entire movie about the island, because as is the island feels like some sidequest you have to sit through before the movie actually starts. Then you take the second half of 2 and combine it with the best parts of 3.
So maybe in my world 4 doesn't exist and some of those setpieces get used in the new version of 2. Actually yeah bring Barbosa back earlier in 2. Just completely change everything. Do they have to be pirates?
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>>217440648
So who is Jack in Monkey Island?
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>>217438227
it was a concise, singular movie. a beginning, middle, and end.
the next two movies were "part 1" and "part 2". while decent, they rely upon each other, and the events of the first movie are negligible.
the 4th one is singular, but sequel slop.
the 5th one is turbo slop, vaguely connecting to previous points, but doing basically nothing well.


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