How does /tv/ feel about sex scenes in film?
>>215526677>tfw you rip that farmer's head off
>>215518311all sex scenes are pointless
>>215518577seriously more cool conceptually and jerking off feels better except for the psychological validation of a girl allowing you to use her body
>ugh, im sick of all of these pointless landscape scenes, theyre not necessary>ugh, im sick of all of these pointless comedy scenes, theyre not necessary>ugh, im sick of all of these pointless action scenes, theyre not necessary>ugh, im sick of all of these pointless talking scenes, theyre not necessaryFuck off. Movies are art, if you only want what's necessary go read the synopsis on wikipedia. A sex scene or a scene of a beautiful woman is fine to be included solely because its beautiful, same thing as a shot of a nice sunset or fancy building. Most sex scenes are dogshit nowadays of course but pretty much everything in movies is dogshit nowadays so its not a problem with sex scenes specifically.
Name one movie where a sex scene was vital to the plot
>hey Millennials, remember these good IPs?
Endless noise. (I had more to say with this post but I don’t feel like being such a pessimist.”
>>215529307>spelling "werewolf" wrongI hope someone's head rolled for this
>>215529307Wasn't The Cat in the Hat delayed?
This movie could never be made today. Zoomers would just screech about age gaps and call it pedophilia.
>>215528700Would you say the film's meaning got Lost in Translation?
>>215528700Some chicks are into age gaps.
>>215528920tbf, thai food is the bomb
>>215528794Whoever wrote this should definitely commit suicide.
>>215528794why are upper middle class white people so obsessed with racism. fucking weird people
Did you like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
>>215521857She said would be ok showing them but the director actually turned that down and >>215521822 looks odd nothing showing
>>215521690No, it was awful.
>>215521690Seen it once when it came out. I think i forgot most of it.
>For this scene you are there on the floor while we take off your pants.
>>215521709
Are you excited for Tim Burton's Attack of the 50 Foot Woman remake?
>>215529517Ash Nazis dont care about that
>>215529606That just means he's a jew, dumbass
>>215529575true
>>215529484>spicoli>two oscars>literally CIA unlike Steven Seagal who is just a liar>defended Hugo Chávez for the lulz>said Falkland Islands belong to Argentina>single-handedly brought down El Chapo>beat the shit out of madonna>almost assassinated putin and ended the war>married Vincent D'Onofrio daughter that's 30 years younger than himName more based guy than Sean Penn
>>215529889>CIAhe's not an agent, retard, that just means the CIA has dirt on him and he has to do what the agency tells him.
Da new face of left wing comedy
>>215529396That would be the funniest outcome.
>>215527211Sorry shill, we here already practice esoteric mullenialism
>Adam >Empathy He wouldn't stop a rape because he was wearing flip flops. He wouldn't buy his friends breakfast sandwiches. His Jewish behavior knows no bounds.
>>215529429>LikeHe’s a fat Greek pedo that isn’t funny but is being pushed because he fits the phenotype of an east coast libtardian.
>being successful in the normieverse is a good thing for comedyNo.Does stav even say "suck my lil ass dick" anymore? Is he even allowed to say "suck my lil ass dick: or will sponsors drop him and youtube demonetize his channel because that counts as verbal se*ual a**ault
>Produces kino for decades >Suddenly decides to stop and only makes films for weebs with the occasional hidden gemWhat happened?
>LISTEN TO ME>PEE ON YOURSELF >PEE ON YOURSELF NOW
>PISS MAN, PISS!really looking forward to that scene in the Blood Meridian movie
>>215529814I'd rather cum (on you), Anya
>>215529814I'd rather cum (in you), Anya
>>215529814Is that Winston Churchill?
You better be watching this anon.
>>215524324Shouty man gets frustrated by things beyond his control
>>215528783
>>215524497>O&A
>>215524891Cheers anon
>>215524909>>215524963Sametranny.
Is being alone really that bad ?
>>215527865damn, I feel thatevery time there's an event (like halloween soon) I can't even ignore the sounds of people outside living life. There's always couples going past my house to get to the bar, fireworks going off all night when all I want to do is go to sleep and forget about the worldI normally just get so blackout drunk that I fall unconscious on my couch. But sometimes I wake up early morning and there's still partying happening, and then I genuinely consider ending it all
>>215528646>he was deeply depressed and in denial about how much his daughter's death destroyed him. All his nihilist rhetoric was a coping mechanism because he couldn't deal with his grief. He was even more full of shit than Marty.This is on point. >>215528693>there is little difference between coping and contentment.Interesting point. Probably true.
>>215529604Reminds me of Michael Scott on the couch bed kek
>>215529506>>215529487This is your year to eccentricmax anon, it’s your only option at this point >show up drunk wearing a marijuana Santa hat and shades>finger bang everyone and call them “ayyy you with the face!” >bring a hooker over and introduce her as your date >don’t even hide the fact that she’s a hooker when it becomes uncomfortable for everyone nudge and wink at your uncle like “look at the yams on her, wasn’t cheap I’ll tell you that” >find the sweetest female relative there and constantly make sexist remarks to her >make everyone feel uncomfortable for bringing their kids there while you’re there>have a bag of coke and constantly go to the restroom every 2 minutes to do a line, have a seasonal theme excuse you bring up even when no one asks>”looks like Santa’s coming to town” *wink>”oh I had to pay old Jack Frost a visit if you know what I’m saying”>”im gonna go do a little Christmas cringle if you wanna spread some holiday cheer”>”let’s just say every day this year has been a white Christmas”>drink all the booze in their house and stay up all night playing family guy Christmas specials at max volume laughing loudly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215525715>Rust was content with his life>takes drugs to cope>moves the alaska even though he hates the cold>realizes he hates being in alaska>continues to lives there for years anyway>when returns he looks so soulless that other characters comment on it>gets injured while apprehending a suspect>immediately starts fantasizing about deathYeah anon, he was really loving life
He can't retire
I'm 36 and my back constantly hurts (not fat). How the fuck is this 100 year old nigga even up out of bed?
>>215529361Pretending a chair is Barack Obama is a healthy mind to you?
>>215525060It’s funny how growing up you think figures like Clint are old old old and this country is still relatively young but even then his grandfather wouldn’t even have been around to fight in the Civil War.
>>215529755he exercised
>>215525026Honestly I don't even particularly like most of his latter day movies, but I love that he's still out there consistently and competently working in the director's chair at his age.
Trash is taking off her clothes again.
>>215529466Well that sucks. At least we still have that very clearly defined and visibly sexy pelvic structure on film.
>>215529466I mean, a bunch of crotch-artists paid their utility bills that month because of one prude dude, im okay with that.
>>215529466>Quigley joked once that she has never had more attention focused on her vagina than when they were shooting that scene.Too bad she never met me
>>215529196Now do the Do you wanna party skeleton and her
>>215528922The only time I've found Linnea Quigley hot.
Non-Anthology Horror TV Shows editionprevious >>215517763
>>215529824come out*
>>215529769Motherfucker this barely readable
>>215529869Begone zoom zoom.
>>215529769I stopped watching movies over a month ago and I'm just catching up on batman comics. Right now I'm reading Tom King's Batman. I finished up Tomasi's Batman & Robin and I'm reading the many miniseries which feature Damian Wayne between the New 52 and the concurrent books.
>>215529555>>215529501>modern horror-western directed by a woman, about womens' trauma on the western frontier, with all the modern tropesWasn't for me. This isn't what I watch a western for
>character has Yakuza connections
I'd like to Yakuza her butthole and/or make intimate connections with her, but first I'd rather learn more about her character and outlooks and dreams, and most of all the people she cares about
>>215529892Lol, what a sex-having virgin you are.
