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>>217386019
>you gotta move to Texas bro
Is America really THIS badass? Do y'all just shoot it the fuck up? The heroin?
>>217386013this
>>217385962Texas? You mean New India?
>>217385962>desert>all the fresh water dried up long ago>inside huge apocalyptic vulcano's instant kill zone>mexicans galore>obesity capital>taxes only slightly lower than elsewhere>"it's a trad paradise bro libtards hate it"
>>217386013I live a medium sized midwestern city that has perpetual little brother syndromepeople constantly talking about how we need downtown stadiums and venues and other dumb shit so we can finally be considered a "real" city, while simultaneously bragging to everyone that can hear about how cheap it is to live here and how good our schools arefast forward ten years and thousands of coastals have fled here to take advantage of our low COL and they're fucking up the housing market, and the people who previously sang our city's praises are all crying as they're getting priced out of their quirky midtown neighborhoods
How in the shit has this never been released on home video or streaming?
>>217380586She managed to out-Kelly Bundy Kelly Bundy. Probably the only good thing about that shitty knockoff of a show. I also had no idea until this thread that Nikki Cox was the "I think said he was going to the Galleria" girl.
>>217380504>>217381108Whenever any Bobcat Goldthwait thing comes up I always think of this first but I never say anything.
>>217381714That movie is worth it for "Ass Kickin' Fat Kid" alone.
>>217384766There's always a bigger fish.
>>217385697I think of One Crazy Summer and this show.
She is 29 years old in real life with nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?
>>217385944>with nipple piercingsIs there... is there proof of this?
>>217385944>Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?A flat-chested feminist who hates men, hates attractive women, and especially hates it that men look at attractive women and not her.
>>217386078>>217386161She looked good though is the point
>>217386183Fleabag is a masterpiece, so is Killing Eve.
>>217386236Yeah anything you say is true
Tick tick boom, time bomb.
>A Knight's Tale but worse
>>217385190The books are episodic themselves. I'm betting this whole season is the first book, which in my opinion is one of George's better books, and best of all it's self contained.
>>217385891YOU'RE A BIG DISGRACE
>>217385120Agreed. Easy skip.
>>217385120not watching this slop no matter how many threads you make
>>217385120>Ivanhoe but worse but worse
Too short to emotionally connect with the cast but I get what they were trying to do. Couldn't stop thinking this would have worked wonderfully as a short miniseries of 8 episodes or so, 1 for each family
>>217385313I meant the whole "hiring actors to pretend to be family members"
It's by a TV director who can't really cut it in <2hr I guess.
>>217385375Could have been a feelsfest about sadness and people but under 2hrs it just fell flat. Each person needed 1 hour to shine and each episode could have been a different character and Brendan growing as a person, learning something from each othe of them, adding something to his empty apartment from each client.
it's so reddit
>>217385239japs stole an idea from white men again
>scene with dogs running>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
stop posting anime here. it triggers mutts and gooks.
>>217383062Look at her GO
>>217383062Go back to /a/
>>217383062Sakura mogs every show released in the last 15 years
What has been her best work?
>>217384941tit bouncer only takes wine. anally....
>>217385932Thanks Winona for getting that movie made.
>>217382064no, it's rafterman
>>217381812She still looks great, but are choosing to act like a 70-years-old
Paramount has just put YOU in charge of Star Trek and given you the budget and authority to do whatever the hell you want with the franchise. What do you do, Anon?
>>217385804Anon that was three writers strikes ago.
>>217382050Eugenics Wars.I want to see Khan drop himself naked into Ethiopia, with nothing to his name or even a name. To prove to himself and to humanity that he can speed run civilization to become powerful enough to conquer the world. If you have the will, you can literally do anything.Then build out the franchise with later movies.
>Set design faithful to the old ones (with functional, but aesthetic lighting)>Hire respectable, white male science fiction writers with strict rules against overtly involving current events.>No contemporary verbiage, people talk like adults>Hire serious actors
>>217382050Honestly, I would make a show that isn’t overly “cinematic” or serious. OG trek was a little silly, and that’s the heart of sci-fi in general. The more serious and doomsday everything is, the more it leans into just a space opera. I’d cut back on the amount of lens flare in every shot (seriously, every shot in SNW and Academy is like a flashbang), stop making every set shiny as hell, and go back to practical makeup for (most of) the alien races, where it’s feasable. Also, I want them to hire writers who actually know star trek. Idc if it’s old trek writers or fanfic writers, anyone whose actually passionate about the series and wants to make a good show. I’d also erase Discovery and Academy. I fuckin hate “The Burn” it makes no sense and isn’t sci-fi at all, it’s just a lazy excuse for Kurtzman to write a dystopian trek. Overall, i just want something that feels more like older episodic trek with lower stakes and less of the modern netflix-adjacent overbudget cinematic look. I miss the look of TNG and DS9. Oh, and if i had to reboot any series, it’d be LDS. Hot take but it’s the best nutrek series and the only one that left me wanting more of it. The bar isn’t very high there, though.
>>217385978I got into star trek probably a little over a year ago, I'm just now starting voyager. Ironically all the buzz about the new shows being terrible compared to writing in the past was what got me curious.Having a lot of fun with Trek, but I've heard so many negative things about nu-trek I'll probably avoid it. That being said if they return to form I'll tune in in a heartbeat.
>I don’t really have any regrets. Well, maybe a bit of regret about Solo: A Star Wars Story. I brought Larry Kasdan in on, and we were so excited about that idea. And then when you’re into something and you realize fundamentally, conceptually, you cannot replace Han Solo, at least right now.>DEADLINE: Harrison Ford is a hard act to follow…>KENNEDY: As wonderful as Alden Ehrenreich was, and he really was good, and is a wonderful actor, we put him in an impossible situation. And once you’re in it and once you’re committed, you’ve got to carry on. I think I have a bit of regret about that, but not about the moviemaking and filmmaking. I don’t have regrets about that. I just think that conceptually, we did it too soon.https://deadline.com/2026/01/kathleen-kennedy-exit-interview-1236665253/
>>217380196His role in Apocalypse Now is tiny.
>>217381958nah andor is a masterpiece
>>217380196>>217385975The other part is wrong too. Coppola is buddies with Lucas and Spielberg. They were part of the new wave of 70s filmmakers.
>>217378288Alden Ehrenreich is so fucking done for movies, isn't he? He was never good anyways in any film
>>217378288Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Our girls edition.
>>217386109>my partner Jason
>OHHHHH FUCK OFF CLAUDIA
Guarantee there’s a massive row going on in Stephen’s home right now once it was revealed Matthew is a gay. Stephen just called him darling
>>217385641Looks like you were right
>Jade I understand your family were killed and that’s why you’re a bit guarded in a game of betrayal and murder but you’re still a bit off so I’m voting for you anyways
Arthouse & ClassicsMeow edition>QotDFavourite spy /film/?>BonusFavourite von Sternberg joint?Previous: >>217350420
>>217385694What does it taste like? Bitter rice, I mean.
>>217386220Bitter rice? I only know of Sour laugh.
>>217386158>watching salo is a cinematic right of passage
>>217386158It literally is.
>>217386240I look like this.
Why is there such a disconnect between Award Shows and actual movie Audiences?This graph is basically inverse from the box office
>>217385172The academy and other film award voting blocs seem to vote based on the issue films cover and which ones they deem most important/relevant.
>>217385172>muh Box OfficeI can't tell if OP is retarded or plain disingenuous for wanting to give Awards to all the Transformers movies.
man, they are both shit. american awards are nothing but political shows
Damn, even Oscar bait doesn't work anymore. Just make straight up lefty propaganda.
>>217385172It's worse than in the past because people got dumber. >inverseNo, it's all over the place.
Rob Mac
>>217384383This is really reminiscent of that Sunny bit where he idolizes Chase Utley despite Mac being older than him
>Bogged Mac
>>217384383there's nothing gay about male friendship
>>217384949he takes dick in the butt
>>217381590Why did this dude become such a faggot? When did it happen? Was it the George droid stuff?
