Anyone else like homestar?
>>217373997I'm sad that I read your post....
JUST THE CLAPSjust the claps
>>217374010>Listen up straight y'all biscuit heads>I'd like a piece a dry toast and two scrambled eggs>Or hashbrowns make 'em extra crisp>Glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese gritsOh dang! That man just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!
>>217373949My favourite Wii game was Strong Bads Cool Game for Attractive People.
I know a girl who sent one of the strongbad emails
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>>217373786Nta but are you a leftist?
it\s up
>>217373707boring movie desu
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>>217373962name 3 more entertaining giallos
AVATAR FLOPPEDNO CULTURAL IMPACTHE'S RUNNING OUT OF MONEYHE'S A HACK
>>217373032Avatar 3 made barely half of what 2 made
>>217372993The diminishing returns are obvious. Way of Water did not recapture the magic of the first one and most people didn't care anymore to see the new one. The plot is convoluted, the runtimes are absurd, and the characters aren't memorable. On top of that, non-woke and non-furfag audience members are rooting for Quaritch and the humans because the Na'vi are extremely cringe and nigger coded, but these movies go out of their way to make the humans absurdly evil and cruel so you are punished for watching it and not wanting to see the lame alien tribals win. It's a franchise with no legitimate fanbase or longevity and costs an unsustainable amount of money to produce.
>>217372993Maybe he should try making a good movie for once.
it's over
>>217373977not going to break 500 milly domestically
Time to Wake Up EditionPrevious: >>217358522
>>217373958OORAH
>>217373946All the unbearably cute things about her make a little more sense when you hear Jim talk about how he doesn't like villains and that every character has a good reason for what they do. so he basically made a beautiful creature who got fucked up.
>>217373987Kind of sad desu.
>>217374042of course it's sad why do you think white niggas on this very site are bending over backwards to waifu her despite all the EVIL shit she did
>>217373987Only a tough, relentless bastard who feels a little lost and alone deep inside can save her.
Do zoomers not realize that they will regret spending their entire life hating everything and being a sarcastic contrarian? Why is this attitude so fashionable right now? It's like everyone has modeled themselves after 13 year olds.
>>217373817Shut the FUCK up genx faggot. Your entire generation is defined by being irrelevant losers who no one cares enough about to even bother roasting.
>Do zoomers not realize that they will regret spending their entire life hating everything and being a sarcastic contrarian? Why is this attitude so fashionable right now? It's like everyone has modeled themselves after 13 year olds.
>>217373887>word salad with random insults K zoomy. Not really sure why your ass is totally blasted. I only took issue with the culture oh this board, not your generation. Maybe the fact you can’t separate the two says something about you after all.
>>217371824That's millennials.
>>217373409Everything is a recycle of something else. I get it. But star wars wasn't called "Buck Rogers and the legend of the samurai dam busters" it built off what came before it and did it's own thing.
I'm still seething
>>217369281>>217369301The fly was treated like a dog. It's a zany twist not a sincere continuation. You can't just make heros and heroic stories, everything has to be filled with irony and satire because nihilism.
>>217370827>How does a movie like this even get made?1. Suits say they own old property.2. Ask a movie to be made.3. People like Seth Rogan put in charge4. Synicism and irony because they're fundamentally nihilistic and abhor the values of kids cartoons from the 80s.5. Everything must be deconstructed, everything must be torn down, everything must be shown to be bad and everyone is pathetic losers Believing in things sincerely is stupid.
>>217373974>It'll remind you what you haveYeah a consolation prize.
This girl has wanted to hang out on the weekend for the past three/four months but I usually end up getting drunk and just ignoring her. I have no idea why she still keeps trying when I prefer to get drunk alone and emulate old DS games. I'm going to do the exact same thing tomorrow and Saturday.
>>217373847>>217373939If you did not want to use social media then you would not be here. Imageboards are social media. Especially /tv/ which is 80% twitter reposts in the first place.
forget mafia movies, i want a movie about border reivers
>mrw the dish is precisely sauced
>>217373234>negroids need salt to taste anythingSheeeeeeeeiiit
>>217368212>saar, I only eat da mayo, I am aryan saar!Nigger
>>217367090>He made $100k a year like 25 years ago, he is ungodly richIn what shithole do you live where that is a lot of money?
>>217364593I hate fat old fuckers so goddamn much.
>>217372468This doesn’t make it better.
Rumours of a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie is in the works.Supposed to focus on being more surreal and psychological.
>>217374002That was never canon. It was considered in the beginning, but changed to a serial killer. Which a murderer is far more scary than a diddler for your horror movie.
>>217374022>didn't take the role as seriously as he should have.nothing about what was wrong with that movie was on him at all, lolhis performance was fine and Freddy really does need the quippy shit dialed down
>>217374039Their was too much Rorschach in his voice. He came in not giving a shit about the role, and admitted he never even watched the movies.
>>217374037>That was never canon.it was never canonicly stated NOT to be the case either, they just left it unsaidI agree with that approach, but like I said, that choice wasn't on that actor
>>217374052>He came in not giving a shit about the role>admitted he never even watched the movies.I can't tell if you're assuming the former from the latter or not, but nobody is going to nail Englund, and not paying attention to the previous depiction is fairly common for actors doing thatif he really didn't take it seriously at all then fine, whatever, but I still think he did a good job with it
why didn't they give her a bushy tail?
>>217371114thats the smile I make to my toilet and the shit that comes out of my arse after eating two subway footlongs
>>217373719She obviously loves it. Social media is proof that all girls live for this kind of attention whoring.
>>217373122Inspecting your stinkies with your hands is Christian, trad, and conservative.
How long is /tv/ gonna spam this?
>>217373108Lol no, it's the Saudi oilers who pay models and actresses tens of thousands of dollars to shit on them and eat their shit. Its a pure Mudslime fetish
Recommend me some similar movies, retro and modern are welcome.
Jack Nicholson directed a mediocre sequel
>>217373395Never would have guessed it had a sequel. Thanks, will give it a try.
The Long Goodbye is ok
>>217373373This wouldn't happened in Trump's America he would send in the national guard and tear the place apart
When will they remove ugly people from television?
>>217372452if that thing shoved its malformed appendage at my like that I would snap it in half
>>217373849tyler perry would cast himself as her
>>217373851>western aesthetics are being subverted by the depiction of a westerner with a different skin tone
>>217373908>westerners >niggersLmaoEverything about them screams thirdie behavior
>>217373991Most poor whites also act like thirdies, americans especially
>It's a "Best of the Worst pretends MST3K doesn't exist" episodeGenuine cringe
>>2173737035 years tops
>>217373893I'm just surprised it took so long before something like MST3k happened, as 'host segments' like Joe Bob or Grandpa aren't good enough for me to watch total crap.
>>217373933Even if Joel never saw Turkey Television, which is more likely than not since it was obscure and not everyone had cable TV back then, I'm still thanking God for Joel because I've seen a lot more movies than otherwise I'd never consider watching and it's been fun.
>>217372610>MST3KPeak uncslop
>>217374060I honestly want to know, anon, what is your favorite film?
Special Needs Actors?
>>217373679Yep, that explains it all
>>217373633SNCA
>>217373633Mutt Runtallo
>>217373633Ah, the typicall "Im not vain so I uglify myself" shitlib who then lift up attentionwhoring men in makeup and tight clothing just cause those men "identify as trans"
>>217373633Why not just buzzcut your hair if you dgaf about your hair so it looks like a pile of shit on your head?
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