here's that talented genius i was telling you about edition
>>217372349It must be exhausting pretending to see the world differently to how it really is.
>>217375057What a retard cope you think young kids aren't memeing this shit now
>>217375125Can you tell me in good faith that you genuinely believe this show was made for you? No. It wasn't. And you know it wasn't. You're the one coping, pal.
>>217372212I will never watch this shit because I have a brain, but what is the context for this shit? Why are they nuking them, did they do a hecking unforgivable racism?
>>217375147I was a Star Trek fan so who is it made for if not us.
>https://www.starwars.com/news/lucasfilm-leadership
>>217368127The third movie is kino.
>>217374792it should only be feature films and some video games. Maybe comics for the dorks. Star Wars isn't meant for television
>>217375097this. the whole point of lore is that it's lore. if you make people have to watch 5 tv shows to understand it, it's not lore it's reading a wikipedia entry
>>217366189So basically Disney is transitioning
>>217366870The bitch is 80 years old already, she may not even be in charge of her bowels at this point.
Do zoomers not realize that they will regret spending their entire life hating everything and being a sarcastic contrarian? Why is this attitude so fashionable right now? It's like everyone has modeled themselves after 13 year olds.
>>217374987They are grifters hungry for YouTube revenue. Never post again.
>>217375002The grifters are the people who are gaining power and money that they absolutely don't deserve (which is why giving them more money and more power just produces a bigger failure) by pretending that they're being oppressed by the white supremacist patriarchy.>"Accuse your opponent of what you are doing, to create confusion and to inculcate voters against evidence of your own guilt" -Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals
>>217374493>Literally the most useless generation ever.Yeah we were. Until zoomers showed up.
>>217375064>chuds now deny the entire possibility of chud driftersWe have officially come full circle
>>217374692The Zoomer playbook:>....>AI>Obey>Consume>....>AI>....
AVATAR FLOPPEDNO CULTURAL IMPACTHE'S RUNNING OUT OF MONEYHE'S A HACK
Is there a progression with these movies? It genuinely doesn't feel like it's leading up to anything. The humans and navi fight. The navi win. Tune in next movie. It's like an episodic television show from the 90s, but each costs a billion dollars.
>>217373977>$700 I thought these films made $2 billion each.
>>217372993What's his problem? Hasn't all the technology been developed by this point? George pushed the limit of technology on every star wars movie and didn't spend retarded amounts of money like this.
>>217375062The Star Wars prequels have terrible VFX.
>>217374951>Is there a progression with these moviesYes, Jake's family is getting bigger and bigger.
It's so boring...Why did you lie again /tv/?
>>217373511They're raping Stargate soon, please look forward to it
>>217373511Dark matter finished
>>217374728???
>>217372244ChatGPT would've done a better job.
I liked the weird looking redhead.
How can we make Chinese filmgoers more accepting of diversity?
>>217373577Hasan, True Anon, and Chapo simp for a country that would never grant them citizenship. A core tenant of leftism is being anti-racist, but China is racist. It makes no sense.
>>217374917It makes perfect sense because their end goal is the destruction of the West to usher in their Marxist utopia so they ally with groups that are also opposed to the West
>>217373462Create funnier jews
>>217374952So they're delusional enough that they won't be second-class citizens, or they don't think that far ahead?
>>217373686I was sheltered enough where I lived that I didn't know about Asian people until I was in preschool and I legit belly laughed the first time I saw one in a picture book my teacher was showing me
Why did Disney disown this movie?
>>217374600>At least we had good food back then
>>217374749HahAll Disney has to do are one of two things:1: release the film with the line of dialogue cut out.2: release as is with Whoopie Goldberg introducing the film and making various statements to put the audience at ease.And she has volunteered to do it, but Disney has not budged.
>>217374576When I was in elementary school we had weekly assemblies where we’d all get to sing a song together at the end and ‘Zippidy Doo Dah’ was a frequent choice. School in the 80’s was based.
>>217374576boku no kokujin
>>217374576>Why don't you put my film on disney plus massa disney?
What is the most useless X-men and why is it Eye-scream (the power to turn into any flavor of ice cream).ITT: post what your useless X-men power would be.
>>217373391How the fuck would you get a Mutant Power like this?The abilities and alterations the X-Gene produces are genetic-based. Ice-Cream is a man-made material and concept. How do your genes, let alone a freak aberration in them, know what Ice-Cream is, let alone its different available flavors?
>>217373391I always thought Forget Me Not was miscast as a hero, a guy with his abilities could make for a fun villain.
>>217374945Maybe he had ice cream just before when his powers awakened or something and it messed with them while he was unstable.
>>217373391Soft-serve
In 2001 they introduced this character called Beak. His mutation was being a chicken man. He couldn't fly and wasn't stronger, faster or more durable than a normal person. He was created specifically to show that some mutations are just kinda bad and useless. But he was a nice guy and good at making friends.Anyway this is /tv/ so I guess cast him.
>mrw the dish is precisely sauced
>>217368144Why is he racist at a wedding?
>>217368144do americans really need a whole jar of Big Buttfuckin' Bill's Tongue-burnin' Gut-churnin' Gravy on their pasta? pasta tastes like fucking pasta
>>217364969Oh yes, the Knorr salesman is much better
>>217374779emotional blackmail
>>217374779pilpul
Is there any actress alive who can portray her in a live action adaptation?
>>217374659Okay zendaya then.
asuka <3
>>217374526Because it's based on an anime you MUST use a Celestial or other South East Asian actress, regardless of weather the character is designed to look white European or not.Look at the trouble Ghost in the Shell got in for using a mixed race American to play the Major, never mind that the Major's current body is almost entirely a fucking robot designed to look like a white European, people who have never read the manga or watched the anime got very angry about this on the internet, very angry indeed. So much so that when making Alita: Battle Angel they had to use Avatar style CGI SFX to mask the fact that the actress wasn't a Celestial by replacing her face with one with enormous eyes to distract viewers.As the biggest Celestial actress in Hollywood is Awkwafina thats who they should go with. The fact that she also happens to be rather easy on the eye and like honey to listen to would help. She would have to dye her hair, but she rocked that look in Crazy Rich Asians.
>>217375083>you MUST use a Celestial or other South East Asian actress, regardless of weather the character is designed to look white European or not.Wrong.
>>217374526There used to be. 20+ years ago before wokeness got rid of all red haired people and attractive females.
>The villains required to make adventure stories work were always very simple.>In an era when religion was rampant, they appeared in the form of demons, but setting aside religious matters, the first enemy was nature itself.>Even today, there are still many stories where the protagonist barely makes it back from the desert or drifts across the sea,or about going to the moon, making oxygen and food there and coming back.these stories are deeply moving.But today we can see both the mountains of Tibet and the mysterious places along the Silk Road on TV.>Since we already know about them, It's good for tv shows.But they no longer hold any mystery and are unlikely to serve as settings for Comic movies(anime).>Next, poverty became the enemy.For example, if you read Grimm's Fairy Tales or French and Japanese folk tales, you'll find many examples,that eating proper meal was incredibly difficult.>In those days when everyone was poor, the narrative that poverty was the enemy held sway and took root.>Thus, various villains associated with poverty began to emerge.Fat Kings who oppressed commoners, corrupt officials, unscrupulous merchants, and underworld bosses,there were all sorts of them.>Such countries certainly still exist today.>However, in modern Japan, anyone can eat a warm bento if they Really wanted to,And if you look at the ruling class, they aren't overweight. In fact, they start their day with vegetable juice, carefully watching their health and dieting.And unlike Louis XIV, they can't openly keep numerous mistresses.Even as a privileged class, they don't seem to be enjoying life all that much,do they?Those concepts have become extremely ambiguous.and so,fat villains have gone somewhere else>And finally, the villains that remains and is still frequently used today,is ”other ethnic groups.”
>If you read American action novels,they are usually stories about fighting spies of opponents like Hayakawa whatever or whatever communist guerrillas,Sometimes Nazis are still being used>for example,I was watching Stars Wars and wondering ”What did the Empire do something so bad?”(audience laugh)They are bad guys because they are wearing armor and covering their faces right?They even wears nazi uniforms>I don't want to make a story about Rambo fighting a Soviet martial artists, or a movie like Apocalypse now or Alien.>I think the aliens and the unintelligible Asians in Apocalypse now are the same for Americans.>So is it right to say that because we don't understand something, it is an enemy?>The most important lesson we learned from the two atomic bombs dropped is that we must not deny them simply because we cannot understand them.>In this world, there are nations and ethnic groups, and there are many things we cannot understand. But we must strive to understand them.to think that opposing and destroying others simply because we cannot understand them will make us better or happier is undoubtedly a mistake.>I think you know better than anyone how difficult it is for one person to go on an adventure and save the world in this day and age when the political and economic structures of our society have become so complex and so huge.>We are living in a time when we are asking ourselves, "Is this the right way for our society? ”what is wrong with our lives?”>I don't want to make a film that says the world will be at peace if we destroy something that we don't understand in such times>Speech from "can there be classical Adventure in modern age?"https://youtu.be/Jwn7a61dgRE
>>217375077>makes movies for preschoolers >acts like some highbrow scholar
>>217375077Go back to /a/ tranny
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES
>>217374634Pearl Jam fucking sucks
>>217374977Wrong band, but they're still pretty good.
>>217374985KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN'LOOKNTHRUTHPPRTHOEEDUNOTREEHYEEEHAAnyway sick thread maggot
Ants on a Plane
Are the ants the main character? Bscause I would watch that
>>217367442Working with conan made her slip back to her eating disorder ways
>>217367430She's a good actress
>>217369176the last line isn't accurate btw, just anon's lightly sadistic fantasy
>>217367430What kind of person would want to read this?
>this will sell our show
>>217375053It looks like a shitty casino. All the women seem like HR ladies. They act glib, like they're enjoying having the power, but never take it seriously. No one on these shows seems to take it seriously. Also it's almost pointless to point out: women women women. Every god damn show stars women now it seems. All the captains are women. Women focused tv shows in sci-fi, horror, mystery, etc. I like women. They're neat. But their is an insane aversion to men as leading characters by design. I know why. The HR ladies are in control of everythign now and like to flaunt it.
>>217375053>Captain ACK
