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Phantom Menace
>>215535450I went to hs in Aus and I've never heard of "good behaviour day"The other anon is right you either went to a retard school or were part of the sped class
>>215541489Bump
almost couldn't finished it
>>215532492It was fine just couldn't decide if it was a kids movie or not
>All hopes ruined by his parents.>After two teenagers from abusive households befriend each other, their lives take a dark adventure into existentialism, despair, and human frailty.
>>215542789very
>HARRY POTTER!>Did you sneak the Mirror of Erised into the Hufflepuff bathrooms causing them to think they had magically become real women? They came down from their dorm rooms to find themselves staring at a reflection of themselves as women instead of the mutilated freaks they had turned into.>I understand you also had Dobby and several other house elves dance outside of their common room holding up normal mirrors immediately bringing them back to reality.>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, Mr. Potter. The Hufflepuffs certainly do, almost half the house just Leviosa'd off the astronomy tower!>Did you think I wanted to watch as my students gracelessly fell to their deaths outside my window? The Ministry is now so far up my ass they found Peter Pettigrew!>As a matter of fact I did, 42 points to Gryffindor!
>>215541103This sub is obsessed with transpeople
>>215542786It's just too fun to laugh at them
>"Yes, yes, Draco. I understand...">Said Dumbledore calmly as he placed the back of his hand on the young boy's shoulder>"And it was so close to being Slytherin's year yet again had you not missed out on one key ingredient...">Dumbledore's lips curled into a smile>With one hand he twirled the end of his beard>Then winked at Harry>Who winked back, grinning ear to ear>Draco's mouth dropped open. His head snapped left and right, mortified at the exchange>"Noo..." Draco whispered>"Yes!" Dumbledore exclaimed! "Had you only been in Gryffindooooooor!">He pulled out his wand>"Avada!" he zapped>"Kedavra!" he mused>First Goyle>Then CrabbComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215541132>Huffletroon triggered
>>215541103>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, Mr. Potter. The Hufflepuffs certainly do, almost half the house just Leviosa'd off the astronomy tower!
>>215542300For me, it's both of the Baskin bitcherts.
>>215542300Francine all day everyday
Francine every time. Considering she's old and I don't like blondes, that says a lot about ol stinky haley
>>215542300Its spanking vs diaper fetish.
>>215542939Hayley has a diaper fetish?
Tim Heidecker is a comedic genius
>>215541899Ill forgive him since he's not a race mixer.
>>215541899What's the name of the sketch where he sings stuff like "There's a spider in my room"? Can't find it on youtube.
>>215541899'Kill Timmy' was awesome, as were his Rogan and Maher podcast parody episodes.Tim will always be relevant.
>>215542908He's not even relevant now.
is this a perfect girlfriend?
No, but this is.
>>215541827what the fuck is that?
>>215542649>satanism good oh my science what a heckin based take! owned the cheeto worshippers with that frickin whopper!
>>215541827Partial to this one.
>>215541827Partial to this one, myself.
What would you do if you saw this guy while driving
Step on the gas.
>>215542140I would get insanely angry and try to harass him or perhaps run him off the road. I think most people feel the same way.
>>215542140I fucking HATE the driving crooner. I want him dead.
>>215542140I'm gonna steal those decals. I bet you can make a ton of money with something like that.
Kdrama General - YouTuber Kid Tae Ri EditionPrevious thread >>215501683*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw*** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
>>215541947Ok based
>>215541662take your meds
>>215542425man hands make it easier to pass
ms incognito waiting room
>>215542425Who is that guy
star trek!
>>215542771Fake Tuvok is my spirit animal
>>215538399I fucking hate star trek now
>They can have the whole Gamma Quadrant for all I care.
>>215542823i like when he meets real tuvok and tries to use logic, never breaking character. its gotta be one of the funniest voyager moments
>>215542823fake tuvok meeting real tuvok is one of my favorite scenes ever, its hilarious, all of fake tuvok is hilarious actually
Cathy darling, the Jurassic Park thread is ready!
>>215528441When I saw this back in third grade, all I could think about how that could have been avoided if they had round doorknobs. Around that time, my classroom was a newer room that had exactly these style of doorknobs, and I would sit in class thinking, "Man, we'd be screwed if velociraptors were in this school, they could open this door."Also, I'd look out the window and imagine if the Delorean was outside and how cool it would be to time travel.
>>215529029He was moonlighting at Jurassic Park. His real work was with Dr Jiankui He.
>>215529190Oh, she made "it" big alright.
>>215530717>>215532078>>215540229Even back when I first watched the movie, I always assumed it was raptors that killed the crew after the boat was taking off, and then the raptors fucked off.
>>215530549Propaganda is supposed to be simple, anon.
A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>30 minutes into arthouse and chill and she gives you this look
>>215542081
>>215542129hit me harder arthouse daddy
>>215542147suck his nuts queer
lil tommy has escaped containment>>215542467
what's your favorite episode?
>a fire....at a seaparks?
>>215542240Her voice could make any grown man coom buckets
>>215541541Douglas vs. April
>>215541541The tranny fight episode
Da new face of left wing comedy
>>215540599>The right is more likely to be pro rape though.Yeah, that's why rightwingers are the ones behind putting rapists and other dangerous, violent criminals back on the streets and making sure they serve the absolute minimum amount of jail-time possible.That's why rightwingers are the ones behind mass-importing military-aged men from countries where attitudes towards women and even basic concepts like sexual "consent" in general is extremely different than the standard in the modern West.That's why rightwingers are the ones behind exposing children to sexual deviancy at the earliest age possible; often even doing it through the Public School system; as well as reducing the criminal penalties for pedophilic behavior.
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>>215531267Literally all Socialists are pampered, rich nepo kids/just ultra-lucky. It's not a Working Class Man's economic-system, despite what its adherents claim.
Ring wingers and ling wingers
They all lostSam Hyde won
Such a dick move. Chad would never pick on the office punching bag like that, he would try to bring him up.
>>215538828I've never seen a single episode of this show. No, I'm not too young. Gen-X.
>>215539639He looks like Pete Hegseth
>>215538828Jim is always an asshole to his coworkers in subtle, realistic ways. These scenes make me cringe harder than Michael and Dwight's cartoony antics
>>215538956Doesn't matter, he still fucked the hottest woman in the office.
>>215538966>Not realizing it was Creed the entire time Fucking zoomers and their media literacy
Which film and television characters will you be dressing as for Halloween?
>>215539717if you held up a picture of her bellybutton and anus you would not be able to tell the difference
>>215539717Yeah, I'm thinking I'm going as Dougie, hitting up the casino, and two handing alcoholic drinks all night
>>215542592I hope so. I also plan on having a bunch of fake roaches in my pocket and I will just drop them all over the place.
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