>>215553497this fag is NOT funny
>>215553644you are a fag
>>215553497>oy yay>it is gayHEY ABBOT
Is Rio the best Carnival movie?
>>215553813>brazil would be a sex paradise if it wasn't for the crime>implying the two aren't linked
she should come to mumbai.
>>215553853>you can't suffer in Brazil
>>215554001No more suffering if you're dead.
you can not suffer in brazil
Does A Nightmare on Elm Street series mog Friday the 13th series? Which is better overall? Which has the highest high? The lowest low? What about the Halloween series?
>>215553807best Halloween is 3
>>215553828If you like boring movies, then sure.
>>2155535593 and 4 are good. 4 is the best. The rest are low-budget trash. I want to have sex with Patricia Arquette. Young version, old version, doesn't matter.
I've only ever seen the first Nightmare, but I got the boxset since that was more value than just buying the movie by itself.Are any of the others at all worth watching this season?
>>215554015why are you zoomers so retarded
If Natalie Portman came back to do Mathilda, what would it be about?
>>215553832Didn't they already make that movie like 20 years ago
her relationship with a young boy
Her psychic powers are growing out of control and a fiery young Latina who also has psychic powers joins up with her. Also the mean principal comes back with robot spider legs.
Saw the first episode, what did I think of it?
>>215550136Not quite when you take into consideration the book but for the films it's a fine interpretation to have.
>>215553229This single shot has more worth than the entirety of Musky's output
I kinda liked the alien nerd kid and he’s gone. Does that mean we stuck with the boohoo my dad is dead 3/10 girl and the black girl rest of the season?
>>215553229>>It isn't restricted to hunting children but chooses to do so for intentionally ambiguous reasonsIsn't that because kids have more tasty fears because of their limitless imagination? While adults mostly have grounded fears related to boring things like money, work, social status etc.
>>215554012Forgot pic
man:>does 15 step beauty routine>obsesses over designer clothes>constantly compares himself to others to the point of it being one of few things that define him>works a nothingburger high paid jobeveryone: "wow this is such deep insight into toxic masculinity and self obsession of 80s yuppies!"woman:>is going to do literally the same thinghow is people gonna react
>>215552348>checks herself out in the mirror while getting spitroasted
>>215552196>https://deadline.com/2025/10/american-psycho-wont-be-gender-swapped-luca-guadagnino-1236599852/Who do I believe?
so would it take place in modern times with women in tech with jewish daycare jobs posting tiktoks
>>215552196wo dis shit is really going to make some money then!?
>>215552196you know how they'll react
Is there any hope for Captain Marvel 3?
HBO reboots Sex and The City every few years under a different name.but i'm telling you. she's going to be the real star of the show.Mark my words
>>215544826> Adlon's mother is English, while her father, an American, was from Boston.[13] Her father was born to a Jewish family of Russian-Jewish and Ukrainian-Jewish descent, and her mother, originally an Anglican, converted to Judaism.[12][14][15] Adlon has said that her parents met at a USO event in Paris.Every fucking time
>>215552872
>>215544826how do men not walk by squeeze and lick suck big boobs and sex with her all night
>>215553885Doesn’t Gideon have a different father? Odessa doesn’t go by Adlon
>>215553885>and her mother, originally an Anglican, converted to Judaismwhitesisters why does this keep happening?
>that kino that makes you ravenously hungry
>>215553598Fuck off pseud it's a fun movie. You're just mad it doesn't have browns or faggots to represent you.
>>215553479Nice, not bad
>>215553627okay Cletus, why don't you jump on a marvel thread where you belog
>>215553760>CletusEveryone hates you not just hillbillies.
>Ay, is you hearin' me, cracka?
>>215553507what a fucking pussy ass liberal faggot queer 0 testosterone never played a single sport in your life take you fucking limp dick asshole gaper
He flies helicopters because he wants to go deaf.
COONED
>>215553571They aren't going to pay you too anon.
I'm planning to see this classic for the first time.Is it THAT good ?
>>215553744I thought it was good, but not the super amazing musical masterpiece it was hyped up to be. There are much better musicals out there, Sound of Music, My Fair Lady, Hello Dolly, to name a few.
Very good, VERY funny, deliberately so.The only mark against it would be that it haspick and chosen its songs from older musicals.
>>215553744Yeah, it's great. Fun, funny, cute, great music, looks fantastic, even an early example of postmodernism in film. Enjoy it, quite a treat.
>bunch of low iq criminals are pop culture connoisseurs
>>215554003>Low IQThey were relatively organized. Biggest mistakes were hiring a psychopath and an undercover cop.
Why are they incapable of creating characters that oppose their views without turning them into caricatures?
>>215550669I saw a clip of him on Jesse Lee Peterson's channel recently.
>>215548447>To see the leftist version of this see: The Boys.The boys is actually the opposite, bizarrely, they always shoehorn some pointless positive quality on the villains as a pathetic attempt at moral superiority in pretending they are le party of empathy, when they are never so understanding of "environmental factors" in real life
>>215552176it was at the time it came out, there was a brief era where breadtubers tried to own the beta onions look to redefine it as cool healthy masculinity or something but quickly stopped because it was fucking retarded and they just got laughed at more
>>215545532I think that's the most telltale sign of being uncreative and just unworldly in general. We have some idea of archetypes but very rarely can people be pigeonholed into a complete living stereotype, most people have numerous idiosyncrasies that run counter to the assumptions you'd make on them based on their surface level personality. There's a 30 year old at my work who vapes, drives a JDM Eclipse, wears Vans and flat brim hats who's an ultra-conservative Christian Nationalist. There's also a 40 year old toothless former roughneck with the thickest accent you ever heard that's a capital D democrat. Watching characters behave 100% as we expect them to is not only boring, it isn't even true to reality.
>>215545532I don't know who this is.
star trek!
>>215553774Seems to me they're shitting out nutrek nonstop.
>>215537622Sweet jesus we are on some kind of star trek
>>215539587Fair Haven/Spirit Folk dont deserve the hate
>>215553815STD, SNW, LD all got five seasons. That’s usually the length of a streaming contract. SFA was greenlit with two seasons. Probably one season was filmed and split in two. Once they air all the completed episodes, it will be quietly cancelled and memoryholed.
>>215553774Paramount doesn't deserve to exist it has no honor logic or culinary ability
>horrible digital photography, dubious lighting, and bad CGI>soap opera tier dialogue (some of it so bad that I refuse to believe it was lifted from Shelley)>Oscar Isaac, one of the best actors of his generation, gives a completely undirected performance, flailing and gurning>as always, the monster dindu nuffin (didn’t it murder William and Elizabeth in the book?)Aside from the predictably impeccable production design and Elordi’s performance, this film was completely pedestrian and underwhelming. What the fuck?? I thought this is something that Del Toro has worked at and thought about for decades, why is the direction on the level of a high school play? An interesting contrast for this film is Eggers’ Nosferatu: both are idee fixe passion project classic horror remakes, with roots reaching back into the physically meticulous writer-director’s childhood, yet Nosferatu -- which is by no means a perfect film -- completely mogs Frankenstein and succeeds in all the things this film failed at.
>>215551970Until this thread I thought this was the same director as Nosferatu.
>>215551970>as always, the monster dindu nuffinWhy do all these writers misconstrue Mary Shelley’s story all the time?
>>215551970>Overproduces sets that added nothing to the story>Adds characters that could have been completely cut out>Every animal was CGI >Gives actors a barebones script that they clearly struggled to work with>Victor has a similar cartoonish plot armor as the monsterIt was a boring slog that felt longer than it was
>>215551970>why is the direction on the level of a high school play?FUCKING THIS
>>215551970Didn't mind Isaac's performance and the twist of making the monster more sympathetic, and generally I didn't have a problem with the dialogue (except for William's last line being "you are the monster), but I will give you the point about the CGI. It was shockingly bad.
