Unironically how would you make this into movie?
>>219344863Who is paying the electricity bills?
>>219357442
>>219345111Sounds unironically brilliant
>>219357532>she doesn't know who pays for black people's bills.
>>219344863watch exit8 and do that again
SNL is back tonight with Jack Black as host and Jack White as the musical guest, I hope Sarah bullies colin
>>219357401Im not personally a standup comedy or podcast fan so I don’t know him from any of that but his show Tires and the sketches he used to have on YouTube were kino
>>219357401He always seemed like a weird hire for SNL in the first place I can’t picture him doing characters or trying to act he’d be one of those people like Norm or Colin Quinn and just play themselves all the time
>>219340166Kam is funnier than that fag Kenan they should use him more when they need a wacky black guy in a sketch they sleeping on him he’s gonna become big either way with or without snl he hollywoods new token crazy nigga soon anyway now that Kevin Hart is aging out of those roles
Can't name a more Jewish show.
>>219357916jews are awesome
I'll make ya famous
>>219355551remember that everyone that he loved was murdered, god answered his prayers for vengeance.
>>219349477>another Young Guns threadThank the lord and happy Easter. Billy wasn't a saint but he did god's work.
>>219349477Billy the kid AKA William H Bonney swas a terrorist that cost every US tax payer a forrune to hun hahahaha love billy
>>219350770based
>>219355832>"I'll shall finish the game."
He's evil because... he wanted to take down all the pirates murdering, stealing and raping their way around the Caribbean?
>>219355362He liked money in a different way than pirates, so therefore he was evil.
>>219355459>>219355618BasedHe just lacked all the charisma and aura that sparrow hadAnd he didn't care about Elizabeth or who she was, just about the position of power she could provide him if they married
>>219355362>Barbossa wanted to end his painful curse>Beckett wanted to end piracy and stop supernatural creatures like the Kraken and Davy Jones>The Spaniards wanted to prevent pirates from becoming immortalEvery villain in these movies was in the right except Davy Jones who was a weird cursed simp.
The eternal g-man, always attacking those who would evade taxes while providing products and services to the people.God, I hate the government. I hate the government so much it's almost unreal!>murdering, stealing and rapingFake news.
>>219356349Exactly. Who the fuck supports some loser stooge doing the governments bidding?
Just give me your fucking house
>>219325481They were massed psyop'd by the Jews and WWII generations to be this retarded so that nobody would figure out why, for no reason at all, Hitler came to power. They were the first in line for feminism, niggers everywhere, male genital mutilation, and holocaust class. They were raised with an electrojew in every room teaching them about white guilt. They got drafted multiple times to die in pointless wars in shitholes nobody cares about. Mass immigration and ending bretton woods, arguably the two biggest ones, were also things done to them and out of their power.The constant inflation brought on by fiet kike money and the petrodollar meant that having a savings account for retirement was stupid, so they bought houses instead.I'm sure i'm forgetting some things, as you can see it's a fairly long list. They didn't stand a chance.The reason Boomers love their lawns so much is because it's one of the few things they have ever had control over.
Kinos about home ownership?
>>219332684they do absolutely. they have the responsibility to do everything in their ability so that their kids can succeed and be better than them.thats the whole fucking point of having kids, you clueless retard.
>>219339587lusting after real lolis. and you?
>>219340875why would you respond with a video of your son getting demolished?
this made your grandpa unbelievably horny
Objectively the best looking onscreen Catwoman to date
>>219356996
>>219357053
>>219354570>this made your grandpa unbelievably horny>No, that would be my grandmotherJulie Newmar made your grandma unbelievably horny? Holy god!I note the captcha has a hidden timer so if you solve it too quickly, you fail. Curse my god damned IQ.3x now. Sigh. I'll slow down. Pretending to ponder at biological rates...pretending to ponder at biological rates.
60s tv had the hottest women, its just a fact.
This and anything with the samsquamch were easily the worst, unfunniest parts of the show. Honestly any time Bubbles was more than a side character it sucked
I've been thinkin' about doing the big dirty, a lot of smart guys are talking about it
>>219354960Been watchin' a lot of movies lately. Casino, Heat...
>>219354869The Samsquanch stuff was hit or miss but the Conky stuff was hilarious
It was funny when Conky started teasing Julien with the Patrick Swayze stuff
Why didn’t they choose a prettier actress…?
She looks like blonde Daisy Ridley
>>219354616Plus, it damages the already destroyed superhero movie reputation.
>>219346509What hate
>>219345489She'd cute, which is more important than pretty
>>219354653Just what Gunn and his pedo-commie friends want.
Americans have literally never seen this before in their lives
>>219356377Listen to this you fucking retard it’s also japanese so you can pretend to like it if you don’t https://youtu.be/kEpv1ZPN_LM?si=Gzz0TAauMappUheA
is this the bong inferiority complex and cope thread?
>>219355720Massive cunt hereI never got mine
>>219356377>I tried listening to the Beatles once with headphones and it made me start coughing uncontrollably like the vibrations from their SHITCOLORED fucking communist noise-torture was liquifying the cillia lining in my lungs.kek'd hard
>>219351705Looks very new romantics era. Reminds me of Ricky Gervais' bid for pop stardom.
>>219354753For me it's her expression and that little droplet of trailing salivaI don't like Belle most of the time but that's a great picture
>>219352459That's very clearly a statue of Queen Marika
TOGETHEEEAAAAAAAH
She'll be in it
>>219321461is she going to be BLACK?
Does anyone else get creeped out seeing the twin towers in movies?
>>219331891>The call by Paul Battaglia with the people freaking out in the background>The Palm Pilot video from a South Tower executive that feels surreal because it's like a mid 2000s cellphone quality recording>Gregory Reda's blackberry messages from the impact zone to his friend, before he and his group of survivors decided to jump after watching the South tower fall, video related>The black tag lady witness testimony
>>219349140I can't decide which is worse; Frutiger or Flat.
>>219358004What does Iran have to do with what I said, you retard? Are you somehow under the impression that Iran is located inside Palestine or something?
>>219344824But no one post the evidence of Bin Laden literally admitting to and taking credit for 9/11, because that obviously undermines my point.
>>219357882Grim
>I want you to sanction a ban on the fishtank generals
FishTank Live never dies.>it's a gay show!
>>219350368benleaks is just a d00d I think
>>219353205>BULKLove that little nigger like you wouldn't believe.
>>219354807>POE3 CONFIRMED?
>pooponmebex thank you for the delivery c-cryo?
Is she even a good actress? Or just another nepotism case
>>219357126what pic anon
>>219355641I can’t tell what’s AI anymore
>>219357301FLAT
>>219338150I opened the thread because I thought her bag was food
>>219339287A girl I went to school with used to wear those little lacy silk ankle footies, and she was forever slipping her shoes off and basically self-tickling her feet across the tops of them. It used to drive me fucking insane.
>YOU PIRATED A 70 YEAR-OLD FILM YOU SICK FREAK!
>>219338673By the way, you don't get notices for pirating old (1960s or earlier) or foreign (non-English) films from any time period.
>be late 90's>for some reason my podunk town has cable internet>be into warez IRC scenes>set up DCC bot on my home computer>ISP sends a letter to stop...5 years later>torrenting starts to pick up>my older sister torrents buffy the vampire slayer>get similar letter>i torrent american wedding because a girl i wanted to bang wants to watch it>ISP cuts our service>have to use NetZero dialup after like 5 years of having a cable modemshit was not cash bros. torrenting sucks, i never do it, except for legal stuff.
>>219354565PIA is dirt cheap and made for piracy.
>>219354638i can still obtain the things i want to obtain without torrenting.
>>219344021pussy
Why was this movie poorly received?
>>219356635The Bosnia thing was not compelling to Americans and Owen is not an action star. It wasn't bad. Needed more Hackman.
>>219356635Iran version incoming.
because nobody gives a shit about the yugo wars
