I have never watched a Star Wars movie
Shame, Empire Strikes Back is comfy kino. Rest is shit.
very based. Keep it up. Ep III is megakino though.
I still rate the prequels above everything else
God I wish that was me.
>here's that new zoomer superhero sex symbol i was telling you about bro!Who asked for this?
>>219205136It's amazing how hard women are carried by their hair stylists.
>>219194038>entire plot revolves around reddit pupperino dogerino goodboi
>>219205362No. Chuds will get exactly what they deserve. Nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbQWpgdx8NA
Movie looks good. I have a beautiful autistic wife I can make love to. Not everything I watch has to be jerk material. Leave the house kid, meet someone.
i'd do it just to see what happens
>>219205464Fuck no. Eternal life sounds fucking miserable.
almost cried
>>219204753very very lowwomen are more concerned with physicality than men despite the contrary being popular belief
>>219204488>Director (lesbian) tells the audience that people become gay because of childhood traumaholy kino
>>219204498You should kill yourself
This movie is pure existentialist depression kino and it reminded me to call my mom and tell her that I love her. Cherish your parents, anons.
>>219205448damn this is why i liked this movie so much, its just this and manchester by the sea for me
>"You complain about a life that YOU chose. You are not a victim. Not at all. Your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner. You're incapable of facing your ambitions and you resent me for it, but I'm not the one who put you where you are. I had nothing to do with it! You're not sacrificing yourself as you say. You choose to sit on the sidelines because you're afraid! Your pride makes your head explode before you can even come up with a germ of an idea! You wake up at 40 needing someone to blame. You're the one to blame! You're petrified by your own fucking standards and your fear of failure! This is the truth!"
The reviews are in!
Was the Google Drive cam rip real or April fools
>>219178138sony biased media seething again
>>219205402Is it on any of the usual suspects?
>>219178204I bet this kid can skip til the cows come home!
>>219178138Film critic intellectuals are a bunch of gaywads
Now the dust has settled, was it better than mos?
>>219201423No, it's exactly the same shit - girlbosses, diversity, raceswaps, made by two Biden dicksuckers who hate paragon characters.
>>219202481go back
>>219205211>girlbosses, diversity, raceswapsYou haven't seen the movie
I like MoS but it's not really a Superman movie. SM25 was more of a return to form.
>>219205459MoS would be a better action movie if it wasn't so boring, repetitive and dull, and the character wasn't so unlikable and childish
>Bilbo blows tight ring of smoke>Gandalf blows his smoke through Bilbo's ring>Bilbo's ring is now gaped wide>Bilbo smiles and says "Gandalf my friend, This is going be a night to remember">Gandalf tells Frodo to “Keep it secret and safe”What did LOTR mean by this?
>>219203984>He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides>I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
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>>219205268this is just cs lewis coping that he was too much of a pussy to engage in "that whole oxford thing" like homosexual author and gay icon JRR Tolkien
>>219205268Yeah man I always spoon with my friends and kiss them and tell them im in love with them and suck their cock haha its just friendship haha
>>219205301>the wizards staff kept touching the walls of the hobbit hole
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
how does he still have the Will to live?
>>219200632Will Smith's music has always been lame and corny, but his comeback album is laughably bad.Even Gettin' Jiggy Wit It sounds like a masterpiece in comparison.
>>219205278bounce* back
>>219204572so did ballet boy tupac
>>219200237Bold move. Respect.
previous >>219116828CIA edition.
>>219197497
>>219204945there's no point to any of these prequels because we know it all amounts to nothing and Arya girlbossing the threat to the world.
>>219201257No, it's pretty bad actually.
>>219201257It makes it even more obvious that Rhaenyra is a whore. No muh black-haired grandma cope possible.
>>219204915Criston Cole unironically and he's been slandered for the last 100 years for it.
the first three seasons are just great.It's a shame that they got fucked by the constant timeslot changes
she wasn't just a sultry set of tits. look at her legs too. as i recall, Just Shoot Me, was quickly syndicated. that's how i always watched it. not from its original broadcast station. typically late night hours
>>219203386Kek that hunchback
>>219204649the center of balance point is shifted forward for some reason
>>219202233Did amber heard do a better nadine?
what went wrong?
>>219193158RAMIREZ! IF YOU DONT STAND YO RABID ASS DOWN I WILL BE FORCED TO FOOD COURT MARTIAL YOUR ASS
>>219205356Tits is not ass Also>That one sourpuss who doesn't chuckle at picrel every time
>>219205293Nigga, the Image is right in front of you, you can see it. Or are you a Woman with no spatial reasoning?
>>219205425Reasonably I don't think she has an assAnd take your black ass where the Internet don't work
>>219187921>someone ordered no pickles?This wouldn't happen if we were still allowed to ban blacks from our restaurants
>And there hasn’t been much writing about Interstellar in such an expansive, imaginative way; I’ve yet to see a single review that invokes Borges, J.G. Ballard, or Yayoi Kusama. I’ve read little examination of its playing with the imagery & icons of the reconstruction of American frontier and explorer myth. And I’ve read nothing on the film’s representation of atemporality, perhaps the defining modality of the 21st century, brilliantly explained by Bruce Sterling here.>Most of all I’m surprised to see little appreciation for the meta implications embedded within of filmmaking and the act of viewing a film (and I really get to use the word film, as it was a production shot & lovingly projected on film). Or its obvious debt to Chris Marker’s La Jetée, surely territory that film critics would be staking out.https://medium.com/@somebadideas/on-interstellar-love-time-and-the-limitless-prison-of-our-cosmos-ef59ee28fd8e
>>219205178>dude love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and spaceNolan is a hack
>>219205202fpbp
>>219205178I like the movie for the most part but this is one of the most blatantly and aggressively homosexual statements I've ever seen in my life.There is no way the guy that wrote that doesn't suck cocks for pleasure.
>>219205178holy shit, you fags are still seething that we hate your gay little reddit movie? rent free bitch>>219205202>>219205389based
2 hours and 20 minutes of a dude talking to a CGI crab and making funny dances. Maybe 20 minutes of actual story, science or something interesting in general. I was bored and I wanted it to end. I have almost no interest in watching it again. I prefer 2001 A Space Odyssey, Interstellar, Gravity and The Martian above this one.
>>219202978sounds like people like the movie. I look forward to seeing it. because its something different, and I like space stuff and aliens. everything else nowadays is just the 20th movie in a franchise
>>219202978>I prefer 2001 A Space Odyssey, Interstellar, Gravity and The Martian above this one.well, yeah... but Interstellar, Gravity and Martian are still bad
>>219203076lol no>>219204730>sounds like people like the movieshills and redditors doesn't count as "people liking the movie"
>>219205074shit my bad, I forgot that anyone who likes something you don't is obviously a paid shill
>>219205355you are clearly either a paid shill or a troll.normal people don't open thread after threat 24/7 chanting slogans, rabidly defending products and bathing in negative attention.
why didn't they just shoot the damn thing to begin with
