Star Trek is dead
>>217469289Reddit bros..../tv/ is laughing at us...
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>>217469289im 16 minutes inot the first episode wtf am i literally watching? please wtf?so federation is happy with killing a mother and son but the captains alive for 400+ years and wants to correct her sins? WTFFF?F??
>>217472881HR ladies run society now. They write all the shows and the shows are made for them. They like filppant glib irresponsible women who are "bad asses" that everyone has to respect.
>>217473148bruv i cant stand this shit the fucking captain put her boots on the seat when they starburst!?ALSO the Klingon likes birds?ALSO THE SHIP DESIGN IS FUCKING ASS WHAT AM I FUCKING WATCHING
Have a Negroni. Have a jug.
>>217473037yes they do wtf are you talking about
>>217473039I like to get just drunk enough I can enjoy myself but still actually do shit and walk around. I never got the full on alkies wanting to get black out drunk as quickly as possible. Literal mental illness.
>>217473162t. friendless closeted homo
Dua Lipa has much more charisma than all these other pop stars, I'm surprised she has no acting roles
>>217473180says the guy defending cocktails lmao you literally take it up the ass
Back in the day if you watched shit like Ricki Lake or Sally Jesse Raphael when the show came back from commercial the audience would often be clapping and doing this weird high pitched "oowa oowa" chant. It seemed to originate in the 90s and died in the early 2000s. Anyone know what I'm talking about, or what the origin of it was?
>>217472508it was always done twice in a row after two claps. and it was very high pitched. Like this:*clap**clap*oowa oowa*clap**clap*oowa oowa
>>217472296Talk shows indicators for when to clap, cheer, boo, etc that home viewers don't seePeople in the audience were sincerely coached on how to act (about 20 minutes per show) and genuinely if people would refuse, they'd have their ticket refunded and be told to leave
>>217472761I've never heard of that in my life
>>217472761are you high and thinking of this intro?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6DepmNwbn8
ohhh i think i know what you mean. more of like a "woop woop".https://vocaroo.com/1omQFSijRpOOthis type of thing? but less owl-y.
>L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R >L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgiBHyKFgNU>The man who shrinks, a new adaptation of Richard Matheson’s cult novel, takes us in the wake of Paul, an ordinary man, who divides his life between his shipbuilding company, his wife Elise, and their daughter Mia. During a sea trip, Paul is confronted with a strange unexplained weather phenomenon. Therefore, Paul inexorably shrinks, without science being able to explain why or to be of any help to him. When, by accident, he finds himself a prisoner in his own cellar, and while he is only a few centimeters, he will have to fight to survive in this banal environment that has become perilous. During this experience, Paul will find himself confronted with himself, his humanity, and will try to answer the great questions of existence. The man who shrinks is both an initiatory narrative and a great adventure film. WILL PAUL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?OR IS HE DOOMED?NEW SHRINKINO FROM FRANCE OUT SINCE THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES RELEASED IN THE USA FOR VOD TUESDAY!
>>217472859Im phone fagging. Dont make me ask google gemini. I dont want to feed the algo
>>217473023If you click on the word webm on your phone it'll show the filename rather than open the file
>>217473023I'm also phoneposting and I can see the filename just fineCome on, I want more anons to discover this obscure kino, but I don't wanna encourage zoom zoom behaviour on my home board
>>217471652Hollywood should use my concept of a Hughes-esque teen film set in 1988 about a guy getting shrunk and being taken care of by his girl next door hot crush while her vengeful ex boyfriend tries to undercover their secret relationship
>>217473156You're onto something, but replace the other guy with a stalker goth girl who wants to steal the protagonist and keep him to herself
>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
>>217471189There is a 20 year period from 1960 to 1980 where italian cinema was better than Hollywood
>>217471100>>their westernsI find that whenever people say this, they mean pretty much exclusively Sergio Leone movies. You just like Sergio Leone movies. Most spaghetti westerns are cheap dogshit.Leone's westerns were not well regarded when they came out, either. Just a bunch of cliches with generic plots and empty characters.With other spaghetti westerns, most of them just flat out copy A Fistful of Dollars over and over again.
>>217473088More like 1950s-1980s. Maybe even late 1940s.
are there even american westerns with the scope and budget of the good the bad and the ugly and once upon a time in the west?
>>217473097I think django was italy but yeah there's not much else>>217473088>>217473104Any recommendations beyond westerns? I've seen shit tons of french, british and german films from those decades but not enough Italian
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217463594Remember the bit where they told him his liver was like that of a severe alcoholic? The man was an alcoholic in denial.
>>217463636>>217467883I remember when I saw this in school thinking that guy was cool as fuck. My opinion has not changed.
>>217467016>you're here forever.It isn't just a meme.
>>217469556He was probably boozed up when he did his initial screening. They probably weren't looking for signs of alcoholism if he denied it from the get go.
I'm 37 and have never consumed a glass of alcohol in my life. I think the only times I've had any were at a rare communion and when I inadvertently took a sip, thinking it was water. I'm glad I never started, because I know I'd have become an alcoholic
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217472436Not much taller than this.
what are the odds we get a scene post-timeskip where Varang complains that Quaritch spends more time thinking about Jake than her
>>217472409>They don't really warrant moral empathy, but their actions are understandable in a way.They were in Avatar 1, a room-temperature superconductor is the kind of thing that would forever change mankind's technological progress. The tulkun hunting is just richfags being megalomaniac.
>>217469544>fujos are so gooned out and estranged from/afraid of their own femininity, they pretend the male of a heterosexual couple is the one who gives birth, and draw art of itThis is the type of shit the other Na'vi saw when Varang kuru raped them with her femchud gooner mindset.Pic related is official concept art on how she "meditates".
>>217473142I think Jimbo went overboard with the edginess
Kim Basinger in a Feb 27, 2025 Variety interview, on her *8 Mile* scenes with Eminem: ‘When Marshall and I started doing these really heavy tough scenes, I remember saying, “This is only a movie. We’re only pretending, but we have to go for it. Let’s just go for it. I’m going to say some things and it’s going to be horrible and I’m going to keep saying them and they’re going to come out of my mouth. I think we were kind of like two fighters in a ring,” she says of playing the abusive single mother. “To have someone that talented and to have someone that you would have thought had a huge ego, would puff up himself and have an entourage and everything around him, he had some of the nicest people surrounding him that I’ve ever known. There’s nobody in the world like him.”’
>>217468538Natasha Henstrige did it better
>>217469056How do you just break your leg? I’ve never even broken a bone.
>>217468453this bitch literally had a sex scene with 20 year old guy when she was 51 years old a few years later btw in that scene a literal child elle fanning witnesses her fucking a young guy
mummy
>>217468453I follow her daughter on Instagram, she's cute and secretly stacked.
>If I could write, I'd do it better.
>>217468708What did he wipe with?
>>217467393there's a shitting and man-on-man ass eating scene in the first season of White Lotus, another HBO show. this is nothing new.
>>217472648I loved shitting in the woods back when I worked outdoorsdig a hole, squat, ghost shit every time.Complete privacy except one time a hunter confronted me at the end of the day and I knew he probably witnessed the deed through a rifle scope.
>>217467348>but I normally don't write about them at any length
>>217467560the more you shit-talk da joos the more i like them
>only launches 2 EKVs>1 fails to deploy>1 misses >Chicago gets nukedIs this how it will end ?
Oh i should've added spoiler. Oops
What are your thoughts on the movie Chef?
>>217473171Pretty much every favreau film is just him sexualizing jewish women
>>217473171>Ex-wife is Sofia Vergara>Current gf is Scarlett Johansson
>>217473171It’s okay. If a little forgettable. Perfect Netflix background material.
Why can't normies cope with the fact that Breaking Bad was better than lame ass The Wire and Sopranos?
>>217471308The Wire is better than Breaking Bad (which is still good) but the Sopranos is fucking boring.
>>217471308Even as someone with a soft spot for Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, I can’t deny that The Sopranos is better. It’s more colorful, covers a wider range of subjects and has a greater number of nuanced characters.
>>217471308The thread next to this one is an AI affront to God, just speaking my mind while refusing to bump it
>>217471308I like The Sopranos more but I'm not offended if someone prefers Breaking Bad.BB has better pacing and more consistent quality. The Sopranos had some questionable scenes.
>>217471308Breaking bad >>>>>> Sopranos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Wire
Is this really the best young Hollywood can do right now?
>>217472778Why is she holding two feet? Is she a body part collector?
>>217472482There was a milf snood in mare of easttown
>>217473047Thanks, I no longer wish to marry Snood...
Snood sounds a little like Lexi Belle
>>217465526she looks like Shirley Maclaine
>I did it all for the nookie!
>>217472115what is that in white people units?
>>217472131It's all white people units imperial or metric.
>>217468274>>217468585>>217468895>Numetal
>>217472191Those numbers are arabic, use roman numerals.>CLXXII centimus
>>217471526really love these especially .bhp thanks a lot man
Rosie Jones singlehandedly killed British television comedy
>>217472014The cure is a knitting needle through the brain stem shortly after birth by any respectable midwife.
none of you would pull out
>>217473095Retarded Nick Frost with a set of tits? Hmm.... maybe.
>>217473095Somebody should've
>>217473095Disgusting
