>Llewelyn, please don't go. stay home tonight and let's finally have a baby!
>>217411369americucks are really this gay
>>217412564idk, probably shoot her, then check my shoes for blood later to subtly communicate to anyone watching that I shot her. But like I said, idrk
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>>217416350just stop being pozzed fags
>>217411359I find her incredibly sexy yet I always end up hating the characters she plays
Actors and actresses who are going to be BIG in 2026.We will start with Miss Dafne Keen:>Confirmed/Highly Likely for 2026:Whistle: A horror film where Keen plays Chrys, centering on a cursed Aztec death whistle, releasing in North America in February 2026. >Other Potential/Rumored Projects:The Marshmallow Experiment: Listed as in post-production on IMDb, possibly releasing in 2026, with Keen as Kat Garcia.>Night Comes: An erotic thriller starring Keen as Rosa and Isabela Merced as Sela. Also listed as in post-production on IMDb, potentially a 2026 release.
>>217415437And this is…?
>>217409696Fucking this vile strumpet. Her and her posse of LA degenerates.
>>217414487>Isabela MercedMoner*
>>217415532That's why I follow these C-List actresses, just to see the people they surround themselves with. 9 times outta 10 it's a party crowd. So you stakeout what club they'll be at next and bring drugs. That's how I've had sex with:>Abigail Breslin>G Hannelius>Morgan Saylor>Taylor Spreitlerand>Apple Paltrow
>>217416889I spy something with my eye
It's 17/01, post Enterprises
>>217415195The bad guys always get the cooler paint jobs.
>>217416004Ironically wasn't a nigger.
>>217411267Isnt this the one where they walk down the top of it and stand on the edge and they’re so out if scale that 10-forward would have a 2 feet celining height?
>>217411286Oh yeah thats it.The entire ship is inly as tall as your shins until you get to the bridge.
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>>217416853Overall, I enjoyed it. It was filmed nicely and the soundtrack was great.
>>217416349A guy gets stabbed in the eye with an electric toothbrush, it's totally bloodless but I think it played into the overall violent atmosphere of the movie one step too far for the MPA. For an intended PG13 it has a ton of gunfire. It also was very specifically intended as a family friendly horror movie ala Coraline, so despite my own personal opinion that neither of those movies count as /hor/ I do think this is the right place to discuss them.
>>217416494You are literally a retard.
Watching this now. amazing
>>217416755Not even the Christians die, there are literally no actual deaths in this horror movie that aren't flashbacks.
>claims to be a trad conservative>clearly a faggot homoWhy is this so common?
>>217416380>Closeted chuds are worms who want to impose a world view on others that they themselves don't abide byNo that’s you>don’t be racist (but fuck white people) >don’t be homophobic (unless I disagree with you then you’re a closeted faggot with aids) >don’t impose your viewpoints on others (unless they’re my views) >people who know who they are and don’t try to fool anyone are based (unless it’s an unapologetically racist Nazi, then that guy is bad and should change)
>>217416635People thinking you're weird/annoying/cringe isn't having a world view imposed on you. Neither is being fired from your job, they were probably going to just lay you off anyway.
>>217416403>liberal nerds suddenly became anti woke culture warriors>suddenlyNigga, no. Please refer to the definition of liberal. Since the consolidation of right wing media messaging in 1980, they have used liberal and left as synonyms interchangeably, when that is very much not the case whatsoever. Left and right are well defined ideologies. Conservative refers to conserving the status quo and narrowing the acceptable set of ideas around it. Liberal literally means “many”, adheres to no ideology but rather entertains as many ideas as possible while being beholden to as few as possible. That the left used to be the more open and accepting of differences made the liberals favor them ideologically, but the lefts liberalism has reduced drastically, becoming less and less tolerant of opposing views. Where we used to rave right and left wing liberals, right wing media has used every news moment to rally round the flag the right into conservatism. That is entirely your own failure, nobody did that to you but your own propagandists. As for the remaining liberals, though we’re not enamored by what the left has become, the right hasnt been any more inviting, having grown even more militant and intolerant since 9/11, Gay rights & Obama. We remain, argumentative as always, happily changing our minds with every better argument, nonconformist, independent, and well aware that big picture we're all going to be dead before anyone can care about our input on anything anyway.
>>217416733>Please refer to the definition of liberalAnon, I did not need the semantic argument and nothing you said really connects with what I was saying. When I used the term liberal, I was more referring to certain meme ideas of the word, not actual political defined specific ideologies and the changing face of them. We have a group of people who generally, by a modernised meme version of the word, were consumerist nerds who revelled in the modern state with specific positive attitudes around race, sex, sexuality etc, who at a certain point shifted over the direction of their franchises, especially in the 2010s. But they don't actually want a shift in society, a society which benefitted their manchild consumerist ideas, they are essentially upset over not growing up, living in nostalgia and won't move on; whilst their franchises are ruined by producers and political ideologies. We're talking about two different things.
>>217416281No one's falling for it, OP
facts
1-2 years from now we're going to get a bunch of ICE related films
I never thought of it like that. I totally support getting shot in the face now
Americans care more about illegal immigrants than their own families
>>217416640We noticed you didn't refute OP.>>217416700Kamala's husband literally beat a woman and he was your Second Gentleman. Go fuck yourself you lying sack of shit.SNL is shit now BTW!
>>217416758Good news, all you have to do to get shot in the face is deliberately obstruct law enforcement officers, ignore orders to get out of your car, and drive into one of them instead.
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217415846hnnnnng, I wish Jennifer O'Dell had a bigger career
>>217399586let me name a few I haven't seen itt that I watchedpoint pleasant flashforward terranova
>>217407548i give this a rewatch once every few years. it's good>great sets and props>nice soundtrack>nice cast>nice fights>hot babes
>>217414414HOLY FUCK that unlocked a memory in my brainthat smooth as fuck sax holy shit i've been looking for that for decades
>>217407548>Mortal Kombat Conquest>not Mortal Kombat KonquestThey had one job
Do you ever watch European television and film?
>>217416723Yes, I watched Olympi with the sound off
>>217416723yeah russian tv shows are really good
>yuro television
swimsuits... erotic...
>Sits in the command chair of an Starship as if she were in her living room watching soap opera>Goes barefoot like a niggerIs this the most based captain in all StarTrek?
>>217413194Porn barely does parodies anymore and sure as shit won't bother with something so culturally irrelevant.
>>217414361Excellent adaptation that understands the source material
>r/startrek really likes itBecause of course they do.
>>217416820Poor little Republican girl.
>>217416601you shoulda just posted a photo of his face and then you wouldna had to post all that, tho it's still appreciated
>I WANNA FUCK. IT'S MY BIG DICK. SO EVERYBODY GET READY FUCKING NOW!
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>>217411093>lol I know the different between a dry and wet pussy dudeYou dont know anything!
>>217400140>professionallydoing anything professionally ruins it
>>217400372I look like this and say this.
This thread has small dick energy
Crazy to think modern audiences watch this and take it at face value as what classic westerns were when it was pretty much a deconstructive parody. It's the equivalent of looking at Scream as the epitome of classic slasher horror.Scary how the context of cultural artifacts gets distorted and washed away as time passes.
For me, it's Giu la testa/duck you sucker.
>>217415861Mississippi is not a western state.
>>217416673Lol
>>217414721So you be sayin they lack media literacy
>>217414808Depends on when and where you were on the frontier. I certainly wouldn't want to be in Texas when Comancheria existed. Or anywhere near the Midwest immediately after the civil war.
who will star in this in the inevitable movie adaptation?
>>217409697You gotta understand that you have to be a little fucked up in the head to like men in the first place. Women being weird is a necessity because if they were as stable and logical as men they would logically only like beautiful men and the human race would die out.
>>217409600And a white woman of course.
>>217416845Quan millz is kino
>>217416861wtf?
>M'lord, we can't find any record of our highwayman in the monastery. This guy's got no family, no lands, no nothing. It's like he never existed!
>>217416657
>My lord, remember you wished to have revenge on him by invoking your right for prima nocta on his wife? I'm afraid I have bad news...
>>217416657a daring synthesis
>>217416657>Sir Percival, do thou realizeth what thou hast doneth?>I've the Supreme Pontifex, may God bless his eternal soul, up mine rectum because of thine little stunt downtowneth!>Thou are hereby suspended from the coming crusade without pension as penance for thine behavior!
For me it's between Triple D and Survivor. Sidenote: I do not count soap operas cuz they're slop made by proctor and gamble for stupid women.
Cops too. It'd still be going (and getting great ratings) if tv execs weren't pussies.
>>217416398cooking shows are only popular because they're good to watch while eating.
>>217416836Nah, cooking shows are popular because they're both good to watch for ideas, and for having on in the background. Kinda like how golf is the best sport for background noise, everyone can sitdown and enjoy for a few and move on with their day.
plays daily on my tv.Foodnetwork bros :)
>>217416885golf > basketball
Why don’t we see more Asian actresses in movies? Why is it always just blacks and Mexicans when it comes to diversity shit
>>217416850White women regard attractive asian women with a burning hatred and white women are still the target audience for most film, television and advertising media.
>>217416850American audiences cannot stand anything that isn't blonde women, jew/white guys with brown hair, and brownsno asians (only "tanned" asian women with no sex appeal), no redheads, no islanders, no eskimos, no SEA monkeys, no white arabs
