Has somebody ever walked in on you watching something embarrassing/ walked in on the wrong moment of a show?
Dad walked in on me watching blue mountain state, ruined the show for me even though it was good
My parents and aunt's and uncles and cousins all walked in on me when I was wearing a wet diaper and pink sissy outfit with headphones on gooning to diaper sissy hypno.I didn't hear them come in due to the headphones.They all laughed at me, except my mother, who cried and screamed.They kicked me out of the house and I'm now using the wifi at McDonald's while gooning in the bathroom.
>>217309890>McDonald'sYou should get a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
I don't know if the post above mine is truthful, but a buddy of mine at work said when he was a kid he walked in on his dad wearing a bra and panties jerking off.
>>217309929I can't help but think of that guy who murdered his kid after his kid found photos of him wearing women's underwear while literally eating shit.
Who would win the argument?
In a fight? Left. Easy.
>>217309711Cox would tear House a new one but House wouldn't care in the slightest. Then Cox would get the diagnosis before House, and House would seethe about it all season.
>>217309711They both say something deeply hurtful to each other but Cox reacts more emotionally to it so it looks like House won. The two then spend the entire season playing increasingly more fucked up pranks on each other until one of them gets killed or something
>>217309755At the end of the season, it would then turn out that Cox's diagnosis was actually wrong. House would be the most insufferable version of himself while rubbing it in.
House would pwn that fag>hey remember your buttbuddy that died
shit sucks
>>217309857I get the show, it's meant to be how most of us grew up. Awesome. Except it has none of the humor or fun of that experience, it's a dull and soulless version version our early lives.
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>>217309917Wow, that's hilarious and interesting. I sure hope you have more webms of them just looking at each other, those are the best examples of the shows comedy it seems.
>>217309938i also have this webm
>>217309941Yeah, peak comedy. Wow.
In retrospect, was it ever good?
>>217309743I bet you drive a Subaru.
>>217305380Season one is pure kino. Goes bad right after that.
>>217309743well yeah it was the potential of what might happen that really drew me in, that and the sex scenes since I was 16 at the time
>>217309760I'd be driving this mazda rx5 with a spoiler if i could find one in good condition nearby. genuinely no clue where you pulled that shocking close assessment from. I'm spiritually a suburu driver
>>217305380I watched this years after the hype after staying completely insulated apart from my auntie's fangirling. First 4 seasons are amazing, 5 and 6 are decent, it's only in 7 or 8 where it becomes a groanfest "why is any of this happening". Even then the production values stay amazing, and you're invested enough after so many hours that you don't check out completely.
Where's the film?
This is the real reason why cinema went to shit after 2012...
Looks demonic
>>217309764the only difference I see is the sky is darker in the bottom left pic
>>217309764all I see is that Canon has better colors than Nikon
Color is really washed out which is how I would describe modern movies. It's harder to see in the top picture but is significant if you compare the color grid.
>>217309764literally 0 difference kys unctroon
Is Valentine's Day a Valentine's Day movie?
These niggas would have been suicided before the end of season 1irl
Doggett got done dirty. His son should have been kidnapped by some shit like the Finders and he'd have an obsession with tracking down cultist faggots and kicking them in the balls with steel toed boots until they puked blood and gave up names and places. As it was, he was just keeping the seat warm for Mulder to come back even though you could tell Duchovny was checked out and just didn't care anymore.
>>217308629What are some of the best Doggett episodes? Any where he kicks ass and actually wins? I get a little tired of episodes where the cult or whatever wins in the end.
>>217302421Im not sure, but it got to me to rewatch the show. Im in the middle of season 4 rn
>>217308645the usual x-files episodes are stupid in the regard that they are paranormal tourism but they cannot really close the file
>>217305950>conspiracy-minded weirdos were easier to marginalize.Yes and no. Sure they were marginalized, but at the same time they would get invited to TV shows all the time for the sake of sensationalism. Even after 9/11, it was allowed to criticize the official narrative on TV. It's mostly after COVID that there has been a strict ban on "conspiracy theories" on TV.
When Life Gives You Tangerines (2025) is currently the 8th highest rated entry on Letterboxd with a rating of 4.6/5. Is this another moment that exposes /tv/ as out of touch?Gonna watch episode 13 and post screenshots and webms.
>>217309851I don't give a shit about what's masculine. You're a fag because you think we give a shit what you think.
>>217309864idiot
>>217309883Have you finally realized your shit ass taste doesn't mean anything to us?>>217308250Go home fag.
>>217309897No. Television show thread on the television board, cry more.
>>217309936Why are you posting outside of your containment general if you don't want to be insulted?You're jacking off to this exchange right now aren't you?I might be too.
A story about a piece of cloth touching Jenna Ortega's butthole is literally a top story on Google News right now. She's an award winning actor, how is this OK?https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/jenna-ortega-shows-off-her-002642334.html
>>217308792idk
she's dating this ugly pos? why?
>>217309176she wants the aura of mia goth without having to do 50 weirdo horror movies but it doesn't work like that. she's lucky that wednesday will probably require her to get her eyebrows back or else she'd be done.
>>217309212They are jawmaxxing
>>217309172no the perfect ass is when she is still that skinny but it sticks out like a shelf
is this flick any good
>Han...
uh oh, stinky.
>no hype
>GroguThey should market him as Baby Yeed.
>>217309479>>217309486>fans won't watch it>it will flop>fans will point at the low box office and say "see, Star Wars is dead"Why are fans like this?
>>217309493Marvel will eventually turn into DC/Star Wars
>>217309479>season 1 was good>season 2 was nothing but backdoor pilots for shows that never got made>season 3 needed you to do homework and watch the boba fett showPeople moved on from The Mandalorian already. Nobody cares because nobody wants to watch 4 seasons of a streaming show to understand a movie.
Boba fett show and season 3, as well as every other star wars media product destroyed alllllll the good will, no one fucking cares.
>"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.">Kills a mother and child while driving
What kind of people still follow the Marvel franchise?
Lot of people here on 4chan hate follow it, so people like you
>>217309654didn't this retard die having more cosmetic surgery in south America or something? I don't know, I don't normally follow this stuff, but I recall reading that last time this webm was posted.
>>217309654I once paid 90 euro to fuck a woman with a body like that and was worth every penny to be able to stick my tongue up her fake ass for 30 minutes.I dont care how degenerate it is.
>>217309759Yeah she died on the table getting an illegal buttlift.
>>217309881Was this a window hooker? I assume Instagram escorts are much more expensive.
You now remember that peak House of Cards was the best Netflix show.
>>217309584His group werent political masterminds they were just machiavellien and dangerous
>>217309615>His group werent political masterminds they were just machiavellien and dangerousAll the same, it was dumb writing. Literally anything would have been better.
>>217309645I dont remember the scene. I liked the show though it was good
>>217309545No u
>>217307629This actress in kany whorish roles. Is whore in real life?
