>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
>>217474262That's a photo of american biscuits and gravy. did I miss something in the news or?
>>217474343They look good because of the cinematography. They weren't expensive to make
>>217474293fistful of dollars 1961 - $200 000the good the bad and the ugly 1966 - 1.2 milliononce upon a time in the west 1968 - 5 million
Spaghetti Westerns came from Karl May, John Ford, and Lucky Luke comics.
>>217471100And yet, the best spaghetti western is Japanese.
Arthouse, classics, the list goes on...Womanslop edition.>QOTDWhat movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like?Previous: >>217433853
>>217474301wherefore means "why", not "where"
>>217474234You're old news man, accept that Gio (me) cucked you and that's that.
>>217474352Sophie needs to do a /film/.
>>217474325Only because of the mod forcing people to respect their bullshit, but he seems to have gone mentally buckbroken; hell, he might have lost his janny status due to abuse. Potential suicide if the latter happened.>>217474352Typical G massakre of old, used up bussy.
>>217474269Asexualpetic?
>25 episodes per year>most of them kino>a few months off in the summer and then back for the next seasonwe didn't know how good we had it
I miss 2004-2007I miss old 4chan and web 2.0
It was truly kino. I marathoned it all right before the last 2 seasons started. At lunch I would bore my friends by talking about it the whole time while none of them had been watching it.
It was a different time.
>>217471022fly? You mean bee?
>>217470266a more sane timetrannies are delusional and mentally ill
>>217473424They're based when they pass.
>>217470266trannies != drag queens
>>217470266Drag queens are based, trannies need to be institutionalized
>we want this movie to make at least a billion dollars>sir he's already writing the scriptWhat is his secret?
>>217473985I calculated Avatar ROIFormula ROI = (Box Office − Budget) / BudgetAvatarBudget: ~$237MBox office: ~$2.92BROI: ~1,132%Once-in-a-generation phenomenon. One of the most profitable films ever made.Avatar: The Way of WaterBudget: ~$350–400M (assume ~$375M midpoint)Box office: ~$2.32BROI: ~519%Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Meet the Parents was around ~6× ($55M ~$330M).Airplane! was insane at roughly ~45–50× ($3.5M ~$170M).Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was about ~8× ($12M ~$95–97M).
Paranormal Activity~$15k ~$193MROI is almost absurdThe Blair Witch Project~$60k ~$248M
>>217474027You've neglected filming overlaps between the sequels which reduces overall budget. Your point still stands obviously, but its kind of moot when you weight up there's only 2 more movies. It seems on trend that Avatar 5 will still make a profit even with a declining ROI, but historic data projections also indicate that it being the final instalment will increase its ROI dramatically.Overall, what you're saying is correct - and I'm aware you didn't actually pose a conclusion to what you outlaid - but you're kind of implying the movies are not good investments when the exact opposite appears to be true
*makes scientists and redditors seethe with their methodology*
>>217474200I thought it was funny how they were so scared of that one acid from breaking bad. Like when they “tested”’it they only put a tiny amount on a chicken thigh or something and of course nothing happened.
>>217474200The one about 2 cars crashing into each other at 100 mph being the same as crashing into a stationary wall at 100mph still confuses me
>>217474200their methodology is fine when they are honest. its their consistent dishonesty that made me stop giving them attention>myth is true>but telling you could be dangerous>so we're not going to do the tests that would prove the myth>instead we're going to test something else entirely>myth bustedits the same pompous bullshit youtube science fags pull when they refuse to list their ingredients as if it cant be found with a basic internet search
The best episodes were about building shit. The lead balloon was my favorite.
>>217474404Name a single time they did this
My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
>>217473202Nice. Any good stories to recount?
>>217473589imagine being anon watching this scene
Woman being gagged in movies always did it for me after this
>>217471149this fucking movie gave me so many child boners and I don't even know why.
>>217473725I do. Imagine what this film did for me.
https://old.reddit.com/r/ItEndsWithLawsuits/comments/1qi7uwg/ange_giannetti_sony_executive_said_blake_lively/
>>217472722Alpha bitch is not a thing, but being a disgusting faggot is a thing and you have a terminal case
>>217472518>>217472666I wonder what Blake's body-count could be, damn.
>>217472396No, she + Reynolds are bosom buddies with WME's Ari Emanuel, whose brother Rahm from his stint in high DNC priesthood has hooked them up with an ex-CIA to clean up online talk about how they coerced, bullied + stole the movie from a production company run by baha'i people (fringe religion.) They seed the tabloids/news with PR stories to control SEO search words that favor their narrative (A-listers with perfect everything), while Reynolds sent subpoenas (instant cost o 5K+) to random people for talking about the court case filings (that expose their under-handed lawfare.)
this bitch got implants of course she's crazy
What the FUCK was his problem?
>>217474306He was literally retarded.
How does Hollywood make actors vomit like that without actually making them sick?
yummy
>>217472397vomitpipe behind herobserve>bends over, not vomiting>*cut*>now bent over and vomiting>a few vomiting shots from different angles (all still to the left, so they didn't have to reposition the pipe/reframe)>*cut*>no longer vomiting (except for little spit) and stands up againno vomitpipevomitpipeno vomitpipe
Syrup of ipecac
>>217472397Watch Mad Men's 4K restoration on HBO, you'll have your answer
>>217472397They just think about a time in their lives when they felt really sick
>>217469762>bong crime movies from the late 50s and early 60s are fucking kino of the highest order.Were they big movies for you?
>>217472774>>217472821Shut up libelfags
>>217471225You have a big bush
Is this the age gap zoomettes crave?Do I still have a chance?
>>217474220it would be extremely hirsute
ITT actors that should be cast in roles within movies that involve giving happy endings.
>>217473384Cuz dey smoochin erebody out hea
>>217461480Old enough to bleed old enough to fap to. Keep on being salty roastie.
>>217461469BLACK COCK GOES HERE
>>217474044Good morning SAAR
Cuter than Emma Myers
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217472790this
>>217469366why are they like this
>>217473715See >>217472668, >>217472790
>>217472084>t. never deflowered (and never will)>>217472802This is a beta/pedo cope
>>217469366is there a bigger red flag than a man who didn't like the barbie movie?
>If I could write, I'd do it better.
>>217467348SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING
Shitty thread
>>217467348Shitting in GoT, not even once.
>>217474204>sunset did not, in fact, find him shitting gold
>>217467393>>217467705>>217470057The joke was that typically the tree would be blocking the ass, conveniently censoring it, but they filmed it from an angle where you could see the ass spraying out shit. You might have autism if you missed that.The joke was that they went through the trouble of positioning a large tree between the camera and the subject, but didn't take the opportunity to use it to censor the ass spraying shit. It's an inversion of the convenient censorship trope and plays on viewer expectations, i.e. irony. Thanks for making me dissect a joke, assholes.
>you can't rape dogs!>not just dogs, all pets. I'm going back to being a supervillain and that's my new thing
