Is this really the best young Hollywood can do right now?
>>217470107Exactly. Literally a child
>>217467071Show the full picture, coward
>>217470596>ESL jeet tries to communicate >it's ineffective
>>217470596english doc
Kino will never be the same.
>>217469944That makes sense. DV is prevalent enough that it would pretty much stop me from considering a Samsung when I'm ready to upgrade. I do love my LG, I only have minor nitpicks, but I might look at a Sony for my next TV since they apparently have the best image processing, and their TVs are the gold standard for picture accuracy out of the box.
>>217468727>tandem rgb oled>g-sync pulsar>dolby vision 2is it time to upgrade again
>>217471102I got my TV in 2020, when the PlayStation 5 came out. I've decided I'll buy a new TV when the PlayStation 6 comes out.
Maybe my most unpopular opinion among movie people but I don't like HDR for home viewing. Too much setup on the part of the user. HDR is great in a theater because presumably professionals have set it up, but it's too big of a pain in the ass to make sure my shit is set up correctly, make sure I downloaded the right format, make sure plex has the correct settings, and all of that just to make the TV look simultaneously too dark and too bright. Negligible improvement in the home video space.
>>217468727So how many decades until they include this in UHD Bluray releases and you can play the remux files on some hacked Chinese Android box and don't need a $1000 UHD player to play a $50 disc? Will this have the dumb distinction between prpfile 5, 7 and 8 again or will they finally get rid of that overengineered shit?
It's so fucking funny that after just one attempt of recolonizing great britain, the world just went "yeah no, fuck em lol"
>>217470997How many non-Anglo lives are those worth?
>>217466599Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is spreading the rage virus to Ireland
>>217466419Wouldn't a simple wave of drones fix this? Sure it would take a while but why in the fuck would you send soldiers at all?
>>217469395The UK is not as relevant as you think it is.
>>217471014>only thing anglos have ever done in history is kill and steal other people's shitlmao
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217469501helpful manager name?Albert Einstein
>>217469602there's a reason women were suppose to be virgins and have their fathers approve of their suitors
>>217470794>Vincent was described as a libertarian who was critical of postmodernism and multiculturalism.[3] She did not believe that transgender people were part of the gender they identified as.[3] In an article for The Village Voice, she wrote: "[Transsexuality] signifies the death of the self, the soul, that good old-fashioned indubitable 'I' so beloved of Descartes, whose great adage 'I think, therefore I am' has become an ontological joke on the order of 'I tinker, and there I am.'"[11]
>>217470473embarrassingly untrue. you're just a paranoiac or an anti-natalist. virgin women are the best.
>>217470473You don’t know ball. Women practically imprint on the first guy to fuck them and everyone who comes after will be compared to him
My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
>>217471068Ironic then that I was referring to Clarissa Explains It All, a different show that she is known for
That scene with Halley Would Berry in the Flintstones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60negukher eyes were so pretty
>>217471074Your lucky it was ursula for me im doomed to a life of BBWs
>>217471032For me it was Tom's wardrobe malfunction in Cat Concerto
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217470984that's more of a jewish interpretation of marriages.
>>217470984>>217471104which is dominating interpretation as yonger directors are following trends and brainwashed by themLong live Jimbo.
>What could have been, but Jim wanted more inter-species love
>>217470984it's actually impressive the romance between Quaritch and Varang even avoids modern faggotry, actually it's hilarious that simply telling the truth to a woman makes her shit test collapse and leaves her wide-eyed like a child
>>217471232that looks pretty inter-species to me
>JOHNNY 5, NO DISASSEMBLE!!
>>217465163Flight of the Navigator. There’s an episode of Oneyplays where Chris is describing it to Zach and Tomar, and they think he’s bullshitting them and making shit up.
>>217470871It is a weird weird film. It has a really long first act that's like something out of a horror film and it sets a really dark tone.
>>217470635>It's kinda weird how many Decent late 80s/early 90s films are completely fading into obscurity.It's not that weird considering that something like 75% of silent films didn't survive and are lost forever.It's a "red pill" moment, and a deeply cynical one at that, realizing that all the stuff you thought was important actually was completely irrelevant. Hollywood has this mystique that makes you think movies are a big deal, something monumental, something eternal. When the reality is they're ephemeral soap bubbles, that only endure as long as there's a distribution network for them. There's no difference between a Hollywood blockbuster with star power and an amateur stop motion movie some kid made with their GI Joes when they were 12, besides the amount of money out into it and one of them has a multi billion dollar distribution network backing it while the other exists only as a single copy on a VHS in a shoebox in our mom's closet.
>>217470871I thought Fred Savage was in this movie and he is not.
>>217465163With ai & drones being everywhere now I'm surprised we haven't gotten a remake
>>217469118Neurolinguistic warfare. I read it and now I’m feeling the inside of my mouth with my mouth
>>217470267The opposite. He was pozzing gay escorts and got blacklisted
>>217456092Yeah, he was a master at playing one of the aliens in 3rd rock from the sun. Get off it.
>>217470327cause it gets boring being young and rich with family money, and you're right, vanity plays a huge part as well
>>217461820Yes. There's a few recognizable faces in this indie classic. Genuine teen angst cringe kino, done in a very tasteful manner. Zooey is perfect as you would expect and JGL is a believable schizo.
Times you acted like Soldier of Fortune Green Beret Major General Steven Seagal from Sniper Special Ops?
I ate 60 dollars worth of McDonalds in one sitting.
>>217470880so like 4 quarter pounders and a drink?
I snatched every motherfucker birthday.
>>217470788I watched part of this movie, or a nearly identical one, and he is almost ALWAYS sitting down in a chair, its fucking hilarious. Like in the middle of battle he'll just find a chair to sit in.
>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
>>217468722>reddit tier "comic"
>>217467943could they not just have made the nails an object with no collision that just clipping into the hands and the wood? theres no way that would be complicated at all
>>217471123newfag moment
>>217467323Will he leave House alone?
>>217467986>some say that FNV is for trannies,That's one really dedicated Indian on v
Tim Robinson has one joke, that he's loud and acts like a little boy.
>>217470860I feel like you have to be white to appreciate Tim Robinson.
>>217470936SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY
>>217470966>Does he ever play the straight mansometimeshttps://youtu.be/Jt1GRckaQ_s
>>217471114lmao he doesn't miss
>>217471114Shame, this is the only clip I’ve ever seen that I liked. It’s weird to because I love goofy slapstick stuff like Looney Tunes and Leslie Nielsens stuff, I just cannot stand “screaming poop fart hahahaha”
>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
there's 6 good spaghetti westerns, and 5 of them are Leone
Clint Eastwood is American not Italian and helped make those movies what they are
>>217471100Not even Italians think this
>>217471100They're pretty good
>>217471170b*ngs are more american than Evropean.
New we wuz just dropped
>>217469455Yes. That's who always does the WE WUZing
>>217469452Oh thank God you were here to correct the record. I almost had to think for myself for a minute
>>217469011>wikipedia>>217469124this
>>217469452>politicians being backstabbersYou don't say? And wasn't it Hitler who stripped Goring of all his offices? He still had the balls to face the subsequent kangaroo court.Hitler had V2 rockets and Sarin gas, he could've exterminated London with this, but chose no to go the WMD route. If he was so serious about fighting to the last man why was this the case?West Germany sheltered tons of nazis and quickly became Europe's strongest economy again.Up to the 1960s any German who wanted could easily leave East Germany and migrate to the west.Why should they have chosen the different route, where they resist to the last, Germany entirely being eradicated from the map?The latter might have been more "honorable", but clearly the former was more appealing and rational.It's easier for shitholes like Afghanistan that have literally nothing to lose.
>>217469011wow the way you cite jewish propaganda and also put one sentence on a line before hitting enter twice really makes me reevaulate all i know and hold dear.
You would never catch Kubrick making shitty tiktok videos, just saying...https://x.com/SolaceCinema/status/2013395111942471885
>>217470096Coppola says at the end of Hearts of Darkness that the only thing that can save movies is the democratization of the equipment to make it and he expected a little fat girl in Ohio to make the next great movie when it happens
>>217468822Marty a cute
>>217470728literally the Flower Moon of tiktoks
>>217469349Retarded opinion, he made all his best movies from 1968 and after. Though really he never made a bad movie except for the ones before The Killing.
>>217470814He’s a stupid fat boomer with stupid fat boomer ideas. Democratization kills art because it lowers it to the level of the rabble instead of lifting the rabble to the level of an aesthetic ideal. There’s such a thing as folk art, but in the context of audiovisual art it’s not movies made by a fat girl in ohio but youtube videos, memes and social media posts, but that’s not cinema in the way he means it.
what happened to the male gaze?
>>217460636too much of it tires audiences. in cinema and in life you have to come up with something new, always
>>217465115I’m so glad that Sydney Sweeney came into the spotlight and naturally overshadowed Zendaya.
>>217465156>Noooo, please don’t make me fondle Sydney Sweeney’s perfectly plump but taught ass. So unpleasant…
>>217460636>Shoulders wider than hipsThat's a dude.
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