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>Ok, what kind of American are you?
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>>217363490
reminder that the political climate in the US was WAY worse in the 60s. if lynchings, weekly school bombings in black neighborhoods, Nixon and vietnam couldnt break the american spirit, then neither can a right wing pendulum swing.

fighting all battles out in the open is par for the course in any functioning democracy. its unironically good that the US still has political upheaval every once in a while. what it means to be american gets re-defined with every generation. there is genuine room for growth and change still in this country.
american exceptionalism is still very much alive, a few street riots and a streak of bad presidents wont change that fact.
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>>217363490
Considering what assholes Americans tend to be it has been nice watching their country go to shit while the dumber ones cheer it on, but I don't wish a civil war on them because that would be too fucked up.
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>>217356879
>Literally wearing rose-tinted sunglasses
This is what passes as "subtle commentary" nowadays.
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>>217359754
This nigger could not even answer this question.
..'' Can men get pregnant.''
..'' What is a woman.''
Pro-tip :
men do not have a uterus or ovaries, and are not capable of getting pregnant.
..women have ovaries and a uterus and a vagina and are biologically suited to getting pregnant and delivering a baby.
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>>217363678
>mill around endlessly about definition of "woman"
>come up with a clever answer
>accidentally exclude half of "women" (old hags, young girls, infertile women)
try again

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The Great Debate
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>>217361596
>NuLara face
no thanks
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>>217362115
Women don't watch action movies
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>>217363555
Comfy website design
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>>217362442
>She does have the look,
No part of her looks like Lara
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>>217359073
I really want to fuck a Laura Croft cosplayer

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>>217362842
basically any 70s vampire film
>The Karnstein Trilogy
>Vampyres
>Fascination
>Vampyros Lesbos
>The Velvet Vampire
>Alucarda
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>>217363469
Women
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>>217363609
When his roastie wife gave him a dirty look for killing the kid who was gonna shoot her
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>>217360872
This guy gets it.

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Is Star Wars Political?
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>>217363633
>THANK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
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>>217363633
how do you got from a guy that made "Killing in the name of" to a literal fucking NPC...?
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>>217363684
Anon, if they signed a contract, they are all cattle. It's sad but true, sometimes they make good music, but they are a all controlled opposition.
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>>217363633
>Is Star Wars Political?
I think not since my favorite Star Wars are The sequels trilogy.
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>>217363633
I hate nu-Star Wars
>Empire magically back after the first trilogy
>They're hyper dangerous supposedly
>But they're goofy clowns to be easily butchered on screen
>The empire is always easily defeated and yet people keep joining it for some reason
>Naturally, they're all white and usually British too even though the evil empire of the real world is currently the US
>The "RESISTANCE" are all weird dysgenic multi racial weirdos following the orders of blue haired female generals who talk shit to the few white men under their command
>Somehow Palpatine has returned
>Luke Skywalker didn't do shit for some reason
>Rey is a master Jedi for existing
>Kylo Ren is useless and a non-threat from the very start, he's not allowed to beat Rey in a single fight since that would be patriarchy so there he is, a complete pussy who loses at every turn
>He kills Goldmember I guess.
Make it make sense!

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Funny lil alien fella edition

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>>217358175
B L U E A R S E D B I T C H
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Talyn... Starburst.
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Which way, sky man?
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>>217363553
Yep. These are the big event blockbusters like Star Wars used to be. And those spin-offs are exactly how you destroy it just like star wars. To make those work, you have to over explain and contrive all sorts of wacky reasons to justify everything. They'll make up villains or superweapons and all sorts of shit that should have made the movies trivial but is explained away for various fan fiction reason.
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>4 year wait for ABATAP 4
we better get at least one more video game and some comics with decent art
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>>217363140
>Okay, it reached a billion, but it won't reach two billion
That one happened
Don't pretend Disney is happy with pic related, they defenestrated Joss Whedon and JJ Abrams over less

Let's talk about this kino. Very comfy. Lots of great dialogue and social commentary. Though the movie pokes fun at the aristocracy, i think the thinly veiled and politically incorrect message (even for its time) is that the decline of the aristocracy is a tragedy.
Did society go to shit ever since this class of people went extinct?
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>>217362164
How's it in decline? Aristocrat class decides the wars, economic/monetary policies, flooding the plebeian neighborhoods with crime + drugs while keeping THEIR gated communities clean of them, Ivy League grads and post-grad/admin bureaucracies colluding with govt policies to stay on huge grants and subsidies that shut out small businesses outside of their monopolies (pharma; media mouthpieces.) Claiming ELITISM is dead in USA is SOPHISTRY.
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>>217363242
I never said elitism is dead, just elite WASP culture
America is no longer anglo protestant in spirit, and does not venerate that culture anymore. The people in Whit Stillman movies are as alien to us as amazonian tribes
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>>217362164
Shame Whit Stillman is a never-Trumper dork.
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>>217363568
Trump is for low class proles.
What do you think "Metropolitan" means? Why do you think it was chosen for the name of the movie? retard
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>>217362164
The idea that there were still White elites in NYC in the 90s is hilarious. They were driven out decades earlier.

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Are you excited for Tim Burton's remake of this beloved classic?
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size threads on /tv/ are shit because it's just cringy collages of 3DPD actresses
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>>217361778
Attack of the Blueberry
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>>217361778
Not if she's Jenna Ortega.
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>>217361778
They can save money on special effects and just cast Debicki.
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>>217361778
A little. Like this much

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star trek sex with shran
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>>217363740
>SA
It's called ST:ACK
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>>217363773
SA is way fucking funnier sorry

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Bit unrealistic.
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>>217363552
For 4chan it’s more like:

>no job
>live with my parents

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Did Joan of Arc actually do anything, or was this just French propaganda from Besson?
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>>217359631
Psychiatry is also literally Jewish.
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>>217363564
kek
One witness describes her on horseback holding an axe when he first met her, several others talk of her carrying a sword. Sadly nothing about a glock or a desert eagle.

In her heresy trial she was questioned on her sword. Her reply was "What about it? It's a fine war sword. Good for dealing firm blows and buffets!"
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>>217362714
>Edward the 1st was speaking english to his subjects years before the hundred years war even started.
Edward III was the first king to speak English, not Edward I. But his mother tongue was still Norman French so he was literally ESL kek
>French was the language of most of the elites of europe at the time.
This claim is about 300 years off. The Norman dynasty spoke Norman French because they were Normans, from France.
> it's not like as if they were cannon fodder
Nobody died then? lol
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>>217363554
>how do you do, fellow amerisirs? don't you prefer brown people to white people too?
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>>217363407
There are different kinds of Jews. Saul himself was a pharisee. Judge the individual. Judge the actions. Otherwise you're denying free will.

>>217363628
Sure, not to mention Freud's nephew, Edward Bernays who basically invented modern propaganda.

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Sophie Turner(Sansa Stark) is finalized cast as Lara Croft

Need it or keep it?
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>Ozempic Lara
It's so tiring bros...

Well /tv/...
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>>217357331
Steve Carell is funny and Jack Black is alright. Will and Seth though, man o man, hard to pick who is worse. But I would probably say Ferell is the worst, because he's more annoying than Seth while not being funny.
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>>217363573
Farrell aged out of poo poo pee pee SNL movies and missed his chance to be taken seriously as an artist. Last I heard he made a Netflix documentary about his friend who trooned out.
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>>217357331
Seth Rogan, its not even close, it isn't a contest, not up for debate.
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>>217358782
Unless you're a bong you don't have a leg to stand on. Even then bong comedy is its own thing, and you all love old Simpsons anyways so you can't act like you don't like our shit

Can we all agree this bookshelf dimensions was fucking retarded?
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>>217363453
>he dies soon after in a rock slide
I thought she was just burying him
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>>217363613
>Brand's preference to visit Edmunds was not thought to be objective when both planets appeared to be equally viable. After crossing the wormhole, Edmunds landed on a desert world that was part of Pantagruel-Gargantua system. After finding his planet's conditions to be promising for human life, Edmunds sent a "thumbs up" signal back to NASA on Earth. He subsequently settled into hypersleep and awaited to be rescued. During this time, a rockslide occurred and destroyed his landing pod, causing Edmunds' death. As a result, the beacon that Edmunds activated had stopped transmitting three years before the Endurance crossed the wormhole.
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>>217363601
>third worlders making USD off the bottomless depravity of the west
erm based?
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>>217362533

All of Nolan's movies have a plot that dissolves into pure themes and bullshit at the end.
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>>217363717
They’re all brown, just like you.

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Oh I get it they are called TIE fighters because they are shaped like bow ties
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>>217343203
>Luca s was fluent in Dutch and called him Vader for the purpose of foreshadow a plot point he hasnt even come up with yet
Its just a coincidence its just short for invader
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>>217342358
Because they knew what bow ties were in star wars.
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>>217362991
They knew what bow ties were, but there's no underwear in space?
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>>217356645
I only was getting them while I was still playing with toys, and not collecting them. So after a point I no longer had them. But that initial run of ships, and every playset, including the big Falcon, Death Star, Hoth, Endor, and all the character heads that opened up into mini playsets, I owned.
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>>217363341
That's good


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