Retro tv remakes
The short guy that was Dana's boyfriend was awesome.
I have yet to see kickboxer with Cody, is it van dammed kino or more like chuck Norris schlock?
What was your favorite tgif episode?
>>217453651The 3d ones and the boy meets world with Hewitt was funny.
There was a beavis and butthead episode.
>Finn Wolfhard jokes during his SNL monologue that he first “learned what a woman looks like down there” during his time on Stranger Things. The show then cuts to a clip of a howling Demogorgon.>“Our society is so comfortable with degradation of women’s bodies. I am expected to hear this and be a ‘good sport.’ I am supposed to feel a shame and disgust around my own body that allows me to laugh along. Instead I see this for the heinous misogyny it is,” somebody else wrote.
>>217452101me in the back
>>217452728no, formerly nee
theyre calling this mysoginistic because they didn't get gay romance out of nowhere in stranger thingsits them lashing out on unrelated things, these kind of people do this a lot
>>217445737>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about SNL>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about the 'superbowl'>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about the 'world series'>shartmerigoyim think anyone else slaves away every day to live in a cardboard warehouse >shartmerigoyim think anyone else pays most of their wages just to be allowed to go in an ambulance during their third heart attack of the morning>shartmerigoyim think anyone else is scared to use public transport in case they get murdered by a nigger>shartmerigoyim think they don't have the lowest quality of life in the world
>>217454572seethe turdie, seethe
Poop enjoyment is going mainstream this year. We already prepared you ith the gut microbiome propaganda the last few years. Strap in and get ready.
>>217453615>clicks every sweeny thread like a good little mexican boy
>>217453585It's a tail, nigger. Why would it be white at the end if it was shit?
>>217454187It looks like a turd
>>217454187Everyone knows what it is, you stupid fucking retard.
>>217453585They really should have chosen a different colour for the tail. I always think she is pressing out a massive turd.
Which routines are her best?
>>217454351I expect lesbian sex scenes on slow mo
>>217453878Gee never seen the stuffed thing in the back before. No wonder they're opposed.
>>217454122Seiko was a dept store stable for gen X
>>217454507*smirks*That is a Grand Seiko. The Shunbun, specifically.
>>217454013Her and Elliot, who wins?>>217454105I feel like he didn't really think this plan through.
>character knocks out attacker with frying pan>looks at their improvised weapon with newfound respect
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, PEDESTRIANS
https://youtu.be/Ei-bNnwnvB0I think I just puked a bit in my mouth. What the FUCK is this crap?
>>217444427I thought it was Buck Angel for a sec
>>217452940NTA but you're a really bad poster, you bring up your gay stupid thing, that obviously isn't true, then say 'GOOGLE IT MORON' when asked about it. Just bad shit.
>>217454315That's really uninteresting
Tim Dillon>Shane Gillis>Theo Von>Mark Normand>>>>>>>Joe Rogan>Marc Maron>Kreischer>Schaub
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
>>217427175>show about a succubus>somehow more vanilla and tamer than a teen drama based on Archie Books
>>217443250>chose to be Gollummy sides have exited this plane of existence
>>217451794Lot of makeup
>>217452576lol she is NOT a multi-millionaire. She probably made 80 grand a year on that show.
>>217454565>80 grand a yearand in leafbux too, so more like $80/yr
>>217426366>random background wife edition
>>217453384wasn't it more like "FUCK YOU BITCH I'LL BASH YOUR UNBORN CHILD'S HEAD IN THROUGH YOUR FAT FISH BELLY"?funny since neyney was probably more concerned about that baby than her own dumbass mother was
>>217453707>risked her unborn child>her children lost their mother>her husband lost his mate>her clan lost their Tsahìk>if tonowari had been killed the Metkayina would've lost both their primary leaders>contributed nothing that influenced the outcome of the battleIt really is insane how Ronal was so selfish in her actions. Had nothing to prove and everything to lose. Nobody in her clan would've thought less of her if she had stayed with the elderly and children. Now her youngest daughter will never know her mother (at least in the flesh)
kwaritch
>>217454321So happy for him. And for bonenose girl
>>217454261>wise woman>most unwise hoe in the villageDoesn't hold a candle to Mo'at. I bet her herbs were shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enn4Dh-Ipj4
We must be alpha wolves.
>>217452881kwai anonkun
>>217452881baseddynamic tree-o bros... we won
>>217452881How does he look black even with a mask
I demand synthetics now!
>is the best quiz show on tv
Don't even know what the questions mean half of the time, and the real questions are never asked:>why do you autistically sip water every time you've answered a question>why didnt you shower before coming on the show>do you have a handicap or are you just very ugly >why is 50% Asianstupid show
>those retarded questions about random nigger writers in the 60's nobody has ever heard of that the quiz writers are forced to include for the sake of diversity that the teams end up passing anyway
>>217453563>>217453627The questions regarding music, films, art, literature (as long as it's not "what's the name of this character that shows up in the third act of the particular Shakespeare play"), historical stuff (as long as it's not super specific UK history), aren't so bad. I've caught myself screaming shit like "how do these losers not know who Yasunari Kawabata or Georges Perec are?" at the screen a few times. However, everything relating to STEM is basically impossible to me. The moment you say a word like genus I'm completely lost.
>>217454309He got the easy ones right but yeah you'd have to be paying a lot of attention to remember the names of items and NPCs that only appear a handful times.Then again, if I was a boomer quiz writer coming up with things to ask in a semifinal I'd probably expect that to be reasonable enough.>>217454425Did you see Troy "I'm better than Peter Crouch" Deeney on Celebrity Mastermind a few years back?His specialist subject was Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy, you /tv/ aficionados might be able to beat his score.>https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001tlgf/celebrity-mastermind-202324-episode-6
>>217453563Wrong, it's SCTV Half Wits with Martin Short, John Candy, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin and Joe Flaherty - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDsJd1l7Aw
Why do so many child actresses choose to pursue a music career when they grow up? Isn't it easier and more profitable to keep working in film and television?
i just want olivia to smother me with her breasts
>>217452701Id eat that ass like a cupcake
>>217454103
>>217450754Acting takes skill meanwhile you can outsource everything music related to a producer.
>>217454074Put it this way, she’s a plant that happens to actually be talented
Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful factionImagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
>>217447702jew pedo on full display
Half way through s2 ep 4, this season is unironically filler
>>217432921> arguably less yap yap yapOh you illiterate zoomer faggot, you actually triggered me.
>>217452813>y-yeah I read...>pushes stack of computer games behind him
>Go to boomers' house>They have Smooth Interpolation Motion™ (whatever name it has) enabled on their TVs>All the movies they watch look like soap operas
>>217453888>>217453912What?I don't have a console.
>>217454012sorry bro, it's an autist gamer thing
>>217452651>Boomers are too stupid/lazy to learn the menu.To be fair to the old geezers, absolutely nothing about a on/off setting called TruMotion (LG) or Auto Motion Plus (Samsung) tells me anything about tv shows appearing like soap operas.
>>217453979THERE'S A RAT ON YOUR HEAD ANON
>>217454123It's a mouse.
What was his job or military position?
>>217454441>heWhat kind of gay president gets a dude secretary.
I got until season 3, specifically the black goo two parter with Krycek and the boat, until I realised he literally has no plot purpose or defined job and they just brought him in as a vague mysterious guy just standing around. Mytharc was shit after season 1 desu. Gillian getting pregnant and needing to be written out derailed the whole thing because after the abduction it was all just them making every myth episode up as it went along. Honestly they could've just not had her get abducted and feeded and seeded, they could have just had her get assigned somewhere else after the X files were closed and it's just Mulder covertly investigating things by himself until they get reopened.
>>217454472Don't care, still love the myth arc. Make your own show that's better.
>>217447389Negroid of the Glowing Variety
>>217447556It also originated the word heavy metal apparently
differential diagnosis people!
>>217454256The 2000s were a different planet.
>>217453282You are a black man
>>217454246I'm a straight white male, so I assume so.>>217454248Just started working out and cutting out all the junk food and other shit, will see if that helps.>>217454312Had a sleep test, oxygen was fine, even though I was snoring.
Imagine if House said 6 7
>>217453161>bodycount is too highDid you ask him? I thought all naive jews died during the holocaust. Foreman, take Thirteen to his mother's basement and search for evidence of coitus. I bet he's a KHV with a bookmark for sadpanda.
