pilot edition>>217423714
haha poopy farty
I'm so happy the first thing I saw upon hitting play was Zendaya. Holy shit, my boner is so big right now. I can't with this boner. It's too much. Oh, holy boner. Zendaya is so handsome
WHAT THE FUCK
This is the kind of highbrow writing I expect from GRRM
>>217436814>Dawn found him squatting, propped against a sour apple tree, flanks heaving as the foulness squirted from his unwashed anus
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
One of the most French movies I have ever seen for better and for worse.
Terayama green
CUTE!
>>217436662terry gilliam but french and shit. i hated this movie so much.
>>217436436Cool Hand Luke
there's no way a cheese sandwich actually tasted that good
The script demanded it.
>>217436519The problem is it would never be fresh.
>>217436748You could get from Paris to Washington in just 3 hours when Concord was still in service back then.
>>217436575
>>217436519You never had god tier bread? Even shitty cheese would taste good combined with that
What is your favourite film from each category?
>>217436689
>>217436701Fight Fight > Fight > Fight Fight Fight
>>217430313
>>217430313Olympus Has FallenBatman 2022Bourne IdentityJohn Wickdoes Crimson Tide count?
>>217436701I'll be your bf anon UwU
Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
>>217416564If you could make boys gay, gay would be the default. If you've been outside at all, you know that fags are less than 2% of the population, and that's in deep blue areas.>data collectionMade unreliable by the fact that being a heterosexual male is a disadvantage in job and school + job applications and social pressure to not be a heterosexual white male. Gays are highly nepotistic, which is something that needs to be talked about more often. And I think that we should just skip straight to the conclusion instead of going through another 20+ years of meandering on the topic: The solution is for straight white men to hire, promote, patronize, financially support, and protect straight white men while destroying the civil rights structure that was introduced exclusively to prevent this. That's also necessary if you want the destruction of HR culture to be more than a pipedream.
>>217417398Nailed it
>>217431177>>217431308The imdb forums were a trip, it was cesspit but an entertaining one
I have never once heard anyone mention Boy Meets World or watched an episode myself. This is some tiktok meme. Whoever that chick is does not deserve to be among Kelly from Saved the Bell and Pink Ranger. Provide video evidence including a swimsuit photo to change my mind.
>>217433497>phenomenalfappable?
must feel good must feel good must feel good
>>217436649H*ck yeah bro! Straight edge until I die! I D.A.R.E you to not do drugs cause they're lame!
>>217435922>reddit & morty>cereal>lmao weedI hope this person gets stabbed by a brown creature
OP you should feel bad for making fun of other people that's like really not cool and it's not what we're about here on 4chan.As a mod I'll let it slide this time but next time it's gonna be a 30 day ban from /r/tv and after that it's gonna double each time.
>>217435922>Adult me still...*As an adult, I still...
>>217436342>Imagine what your 10 year old self would think if he saw you now getting ragebaited by an almost decade old reddit post and telling people to not do what they want.Why would I care about what a 10 year old shit-head thinks?
this kinda sucked. not trying to be edgy but why does this have such a cult following again?
>>217436568this nigga dead
>>217436400Donny was out of his element
what an iconic character
>>217431066>Coen brothers>Expecting typicalAnd that's why you were disappointed
>>217436400It's an inside joke regarding Steve Buscemi, whose character talked nonstop in Fargo.
Would you be him if you were on the Enterprise?
>>217436819I would never be good enough to get into starfleet, let alone the fucking flagship
>>217436819I don't know shit about starship engineering, so no.
Would more people go to films if theaters did this more often?
>>217436561they are, arent they? not fast enough though if you ask me!
>>217429051bring a Home Depot or Lowe's bucket
>>217436714i bring the harbor freight bucket since i am a degenerate
>>217435908That would be the easy, boring solution, everyone running out to Home Depot to guy a 5 gallon bucket.They want people to get creative with their containers.Plus they need to fit in your lap. Imagine getting to your seat with your 5 gallon bucket, while the seating aisle is crammed with a bucket at every other person's feet.
Someone would bring their piss bucket from their garage. They'd rinse it out of course but all the scum and mold would still leave residue. The worker would handle it, the scoop would graze it, soon everyone would have rotten piss scum in their popcorn.
A genre with few quality releases, looking for some recommendations. Hit me with your favorites, anons.
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
poasting the timebomb thread daily for the past twelve years btw
>>217436682based, timebomb and tut tut are both quintessential /tv/ culture
>>217430545>an anon actually gets the # of ticks correcta real nigga
>>217435191That’s an insanely cute giraffe.
>>217427554Holy FUCK
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>>217428417i'd simply shoot the shitbull
>>217435014How about just let them be dogs after getting voice control ? they're family members not circus animals for you amusement.
>>217436304Question: Wtf didn't Caesar ever wear a protective glove when doing this shit? Seems awfully stupid not be wearing a glove when there's 90% chance he is going to get bitten.
>>217422466why'd he do it?
>>217436815>this was the last time they spoke as friends
>ITT movies where the average person cannot name the protagonist but can easily name the villain
>>217435917Llewelyn Moss. Read the book, it owns.
>>217436134And his wife's name is Perdita, or Perdy for short. His perfect sexy dog wife...
My wife.
>>217436763Everyone knows Basil of Baker Street.
Return of the Reich EditionPrevious: >>217398376Spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217436198
Kino
>>217436198what kino?
>>217436198This hits close to home for me.
has anyone here watched The Visitors?
Career-ending disasters
>>217425344>my acting career is so tough as a cute woman>I'll turn myself into a 5'1 man to get more roles
>>217436514I think it was the rape and the lopping off of her own tits
>>217435774Im not supposed to be hard thinking about this...But it is. And I hate 4chan
>>217436143I keep thinking about that incel comic where a woman just mentally filters out all the beta guys on the street like they're NPCs in a video game. They all think they'll be Chads when they transition for some reason.
>>217430474lol
